Cast of Characters, In Order of Appearance
Angel, AKA angelcerv25
Laura, AKA raginghostility
Steve, AKA nyquilsteve317
Flagrant3D3lict0, AKA Chandi (amigone)
Mikaela, AKA embryogirl
me, AKA glowing_dragon
SerenityDiscord or shedtheirony (Erin)
[19:28:06] grritsRawRa: ohh, gotcha
[19:28:08] angelcerv21: why, what did he do?
[19:28:08] guaaaache: who?
[19:28:08] angelcerv21: the one you liked it with
[19:28:10] guaaaache: oh
[19:28:20] guaaaache: didn't force me to do anything I didn't want to do
[19:28:40] angelcerv21: that's more basic than basic. i mean, what made the sex GOOD?
[19:28:58] guaaaache: that's exactly what made it good for me. I wasn't distressed, and was able to relax
[19:29:22] angelcerv21: so it was very simple sex? You laid there, he did his thing... or were you on top?
[19:29:40] guaaaache: um, we had sex lots of times. I don't really know what you're asking
[19:30:16] angelcerv21: what were his tricks? what little nuances did he have that were his own? what did he do that made you want it, made you horny?
[19:30:27] angelcerv21: did he tie you up? lick your nipples? eat you out? spank you?
[19:30:33] guaaaache: no
[19:30:39] angelcerv21: maybe you spooned for awhile
[19:30:41] angelcerv21: did it on the side
[19:30:48] angelcerv21: that's interesting
[19:30:51] guaaaache: yeah, a couple of times, I guess
[19:31:15] angelcerv21: biting, licking, sucking, nibbling, blowing, growling?
[19:31:32] guaaaache: huh?
[19:31:48] angelcerv21: i absolutely love hearing about what other people do in bed... yes, i totally admit it
[19:31:51] angelcerv21: you learn more that way
[19:31:58] angelcerv21: learn what people like
[19:32:02] angelcerv21: what they fantasize about
[19:32:12] angelcerv21: what they want
[19:32:12] grritsRawRa: ha. i haven't a clue in that department.
[19:32:19] angelcerv21: one day, dear padwan
[19:32:30] angelcerv21: and the first few times, believe me - you're not missing much
[19:32:38] angelcerv21: especially if the guy you fuck is your age
[19:33:03] grritsRawRa: who's to say i'm not a lesbian?
[19:33:04] angelcerv21: because chances are, he too is a teenager and has no idea what he's doing, let alone knows where to find the clitoris
[19:33:13] angelcerv21: never said you weren't
[19:33:18] grritsRawRa: lol
[19:33:21] grritsRawRa: i'm not
[19:33:24] angelcerv21: guy / girl - totally interchangeable
[19:33:38] guaaaache: I like how you think, RawRa
[19:34:10] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation.
[19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: weird
[19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: ok
[19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: i'm back
[19:34:13] angelcerv21: i've been with guys and girls, but couldn't decide which one i would want more
[19:34:13] NyquilSteve317: what's with this weird ass rate limit shit
[19:34:13] angelcerv21: we're still talking about sex
[19:34:24] angelcerv21: ass rate limit shit?
[19:34:28] guaaaache: I don't think age necessarily indicates someone's experience
[19:34:28] angelcerv21: sounds like a hooker with a daily deal
[19:34:49] grritsRawRa: my brain isn't worth liking, guache
[19:34:57] angelcerv21: age may not entirely, but it is a damn good indicator
[19:35:04] NyquilSteve317: i need a monkey
[19:35:07] angelcerv21: why?
[19:35:08] guaaaache: well, it depends when they started having sex, I'd say
[19:35:42] angelcerv21: usually in the teens (if you're in the States since the Christian right wing nutters tell them not to, so they go and do that)
[19:35:58] angelcerv21: with no condom knowledge, no idea what a fucking STD is...
[19:36:11] angelcerv21: monkeys can be trained to do cool shit
[19:36:17] angelcerv21: like lick my balls
[19:36:21] angelcerv21: just kidding
[19:36:25] angelcerv21: i don't have balls
[19:36:28] angelcerv21: i have an ovoteste
[19:36:33] guaaaache: a what?
[19:36:43] angelcerv21: ovoteste - an ovarian / testicular organ
[19:36:46] grritsRawRa: i read that as oveste
[19:36:49] angelcerv21: regulates my erratic hormones
[19:36:50] NyquilSteve317: well, you're one of those drown in the river types
[19:37:07] angelcerv21: what's a drown in the river type?
[19:37:21] angelcerv21: i'm a narcissistic, cynical asshole?
[19:37:29] angelcerv21: who sees nothing but doom?
[19:37:32] NyquilSteve317: no
[19:37:34] NyquilSteve317: a herm
[19:37:34] angelcerv21: darkness and suffering for all?
[19:37:36] angelcerv21: oh
[19:37:38] angelcerv21: hahahahahhaa
[19:37:43] NyquilSteve317: totally dump ya in the river
[19:37:43] guaaaache: I love it when people think drowning is a peaceful way to die. they are so deluded
[19:37:44] NyquilSteve317: like the kittens nobody wants
[19:38:01] angelcerv21: sure enough, i was found in the trash
[19:38:08] grritsRawRa: i need to lose weight.
[19:38:11] angelcerv21: no, you don't
[19:38:12] grritsRawRa: but it's freakin hot down here
[19:38:25] angelcerv21: drowning would at least be a quick death
[19:38:31] NyquilSteve317: it's very calming
[19:38:36] NyquilSteve317: i drowned once
[19:38:36] angelcerv21: about 2 minutes - that's how long your brain would fight for air
[19:38:41] angelcerv21: meaning you panic
[19:38:46] angelcerv21: then poof - death
[19:38:46] NyquilSteve317: not that long
[19:38:52] angelcerv21: i read 2 minutes
[19:38:54] NyquilSteve317: i had a diver's reflex once
[19:38:55] guaaaache: yeah, and your brain goes into panic, it's also kind of painful because your lungs are fighting
[19:38:56] angelcerv21: somewhere, once upon a time
[19:39:02] NyquilSteve317: was underwater or 8 to 10 minutes
[19:39:03] angelcerv21: 2 minutes, though
[19:39:17] angelcerv21: i read about a kid who was underwater for an hour
[19:39:18] NyquilSteve317: i woke up on the bottom of a lake and was like, oh, i should swim up
[19:39:18] angelcerv21: and lived
[19:39:24] NyquilSteve317: and i lived
[19:39:27] NyquilSteve317: it was creepy
[19:39:32] angelcerv21: what were you doing on the bottom of the lake?
[19:39:32] guaaaache: you're a freak, Steve
[19:39:47] angelcerv21: steve loves it when you say that kind of thing to him
[19:39:54] NyquilSteve317: yes, i am
[19:39:55] NyquilSteve317: well
[19:39:57] angelcerv21: see?
[19:39:59] guaaaache: I meant it in the most affectionate way
[19:40:04] NyquilSteve317: my friend and i were fishing
[19:40:04] NyquilSteve317: in the fall
[19:40:05] NyquilSteve317: and the canoe tipped
[19:40:07] NyquilSteve317: and i sank
[19:40:11] NyquilSteve317: went into shock
[19:40:14] angelcerv21: why did you stand in the canoe?
[19:40:19] angelcerv21: why shock?
[19:40:22] NyquilSteve317: we weren't standing
[19:40:24] NyquilSteve317: or something
[19:40:26] NyquilSteve317: but i blacked out
[19:40:28] angelcerv21: it's just random surprise swimming at that point
[19:40:34] NyquilSteve317: woke up on the bottom of the lake
A few hours later, I decided to see if they were still talking about sex and such:
[22:39:41] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation.
[22:39:41] *** Flagrant3D3lict0 has joined the conversation.
[22:39:42] *** guaaaache has joined the conversation.
[22:39:42] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation.
[22:39:43] *** AlenaBrolxFlami has joined the conversation.
[22:39:43] *** SerenityDiscord has joined the conversation.
[22:39:45] NyquilSteve317: hi
[22:39:50] NyquilSteve317: are you glowing dragon?
[22:39:52] *** Laura09173 has left the conversation.
[22:39:57] guaaaache: yep, she is
[22:40:00] Flami: you people are still here - amazing
[22:40:03] Flami: and yes
[22:40:04] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation.
[22:40:05] NyquilSteve317: wow
[22:40:07] NyquilSteve317: yes
[22:40:09] NyquilSteve317: we are here
[22:40:24] NyquilSteve317: hi, boring dragon
[22:40:27] Flami: it's only 10:40
[22:40:39] NyquilSteve317: silly dragon
[22:40:47] Flami: ha. I had an interesting birthday, that's for sure
[22:40:47] SerenityDiscord: ohhh. i don't start my posts like that? lol. but whatevs =)
[22:40:54] NyquilSteve317: mariah isn't gonna beat your ass much
[22:40:58] Flami: boring? maybe. silly? Could be, too.
[22:41:06] Flami: ha. sure....
[22:41:11] NyquilSteve317: you don't
[22:41:20] NyquilSteve317: who starts their posts with "hey you"
[22:41:27] Flami: I know you're under orders, Steve... so it's not you
[22:41:28] NyquilSteve317: i thought it was shed the irony
[22:41:33] NyquilSteve317: word
[22:41:41] NyquilSteve317: i'm just trying to be a good soldier
[22:41:43] Flami: what's going on?
[22:41:46] SerenityDiscord: nope, haha.
[22:41:49] NyquilSteve317: not much here
[22:41:57] NyquilSteve317: finally ordered pizza
[22:42:08] NyquilSteve317: i'm so drunk
[22:42:11] Flami: I had bubble tea yesterday
[22:42:14] NyquilSteve317: it's horrible
[22:42:24] NyquilSteve317: hatter got 100 proof vodka
[22:42:29] NyquilSteve317: it's fucking lethal to me
[22:42:31] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon
[22:42:36] Flami: that sounds rather strong
[22:42:37] NyquilSteve317: explain yourself
[22:42:37] NyquilSteve317: please
[22:42:44] NyquilSteve317: so i can stick up for you
[22:42:48] NyquilSteve317: how old are you
[22:42:50] Flami: explain what? oh.
[22:42:53] NyquilSteve317: what do you stand for
[22:42:54] NyquilSteve317: etc
[22:43:00] NyquilSteve317: about yourself
[22:43:15] NyquilSteve317: so i can go to the high council and have some ammo to fire
[22:43:19] Flami: is that what's going on? Mariah wants everyone's particulars? (would not be surprised)
[22:43:28] NyquilSteve317: no
[22:43:33] NyquilSteve317: it's not her at all
[22:43:39] NyquilSteve317: it's me
[22:43:49] NyquilSteve317: i wanna be able to say, "hey, she's not so bad"
[22:43:57] Flami: oh, you... not her, not Amber, but YOU! right, got it
[22:44:11] NyquilSteve317: like i said i want ammo
[22:44:18] NyquilSteve317: you need to give it to me
[22:44:44] Flami: I stand for truth, justice, and the Canadian way!
[22:44:50] NyquilSteve317: oh
[22:44:58] NyquilSteve317: you're Canadian
[22:45:01] NyquilSteve317: well then, i'm out... j/k
[22:45:14] NyquilSteve317: srsly
[22:45:19] NyquilSteve317: here is the thing
[22:45:29] NyquilSteve317: you don't seem like a bad person
[22:45:36] NyquilSteve317: mariah isn't a bad person
[22:45:51] NyquilSteve317: if you guys would just talk, it would be fine
[22:45:55] Flami: haha... jokes aside, I was trying to inject some humor posts into the whole dynamic... something a little more unique than the usual posts there...
[22:46:11] NyquilSteve317: the problem is
[22:46:26] Flami: of course, if it really wasn't allowed (and not because she personally didn't like it / me), then I wouldn't
[22:46:31] NyquilSteve317: you both are very very smart, smarter than i ever could be, so you guys are butting heads
[22:47:08] NyquilSteve317: and it's one of those
[22:47:10] NyquilSteve317: sit down
[22:47:21] NyquilSteve317: have a drink and talk
[22:47:26] Flami: yes... but since she's the mod, I gotta do what she says, no matter what kind of standing up to her I have done
[22:47:36] Laura09173: ah! i forgot i had a chat open
[22:47:48] NyquilSteve317: just cut your stuff, and you will be fine
[22:48:21] Flami: those kind of posts aren't ALL my material... I do have more quotidian stuff
[22:48:37] NyquilSteve317: as i have said before, mariah and i didn't like each other for a long time... 6 years later, we are great friends
[22:49:11] Flami: the day-to-day minutiae... like yesterday, I could have been like "I have 65 Facebook wall posts for my birthday, and I feel so loved!" or something
[22:49:29] NyquilSteve317: it's hard
[22:49:40] NyquilSteve317: like i said, and you know, i'm just a soldier
[22:50:06] Flami: most of the posts DID have cuts... of course, maybe the cuts weren't at the "right" places or something... and I understand you're just a soldier, yes
[22:50:19] NyquilSteve317: i don't think you should give up on bp, but just cater it to the rules... if you post something, and its totally cut
[22:50:23] NyquilSteve317: i will go to bat for you
[22:50:32] NyquilSteve317: i know
[22:50:51] NyquilSteve317: but still, i'm trying to be the go-between mod person
[22:51:04] Flami: now, that said... I think I've run afoul of her at least twice... and I kinda don't want to do that again
[22:51:27] NyquilSteve317: she isn't a bad person
[22:51:40] NyquilSteve317: in fact, she is one of the most interesting ppl i know
[22:51:47] NyquilSteve317: i just want everyone to get along
[22:51:51] Flami: you happen to remember what she said in response to my standing up to her?
[22:51:59] Laura09173: im lost.
[22:52:16] NyquilSteve317: no worries
[22:52:22] NyquilSteve317: no
[22:52:25] NyquilSteve317: i don't
[22:52:30] NyquilSteve317: what did she say?
[22:53:49] Flami: I don't know, since I deleted it without reading it
[22:54:08] NyquilSteve317: ok
[22:54:17] NyquilSteve317: like i have said, and will say
[22:54:21] NyquilSteve317: she is not a bad person
[22:54:30] NyquilSteve317: she is insanely intelligent
[22:54:43] NyquilSteve317: and has a high-stress life
[22:54:50] NyquilSteve317: and is actually a good person
[22:54:53] NyquilSteve317: so just be patient
[22:55:12] NyquilSteve317: brb
[22:55:18] Laura09173: k
[22:55:28] Laura09173: Alena, who are you on bp?
[22:55:56] Flami: right... I know you're trying to be a mediator or something, and I know she probably has stresses of her own, too (you know her WAY better than I do!)
[22:56:13] Flami: well... I was on there for a while... glowing_dragon
[22:56:15] Flami: you?
[22:57:00] *** SerenityDiscord has left the conversation.
[22:57:30] Laura09173: RagingHostility
[22:57:45] Laura09173: you're not on bp anymore?
[22:59:05] Flami: ah! got it!
[22:59:21] Flami: not since Mariah banned me (or whatever) for the second time
[22:59:47] Laura09173: Oh see, I'm not in the loop of anything. So I dont actually know who mariah is.
[22:59:56] Laura09173: not that a loop is needed.
[23:00:06] guaaaache: Mariah is one of the mods
[23:00:16] Flami: that is correct
[23:01:36] Laura09173: all right, then
[23:02:30] Laura09173: i just discovered the joy of downloading games with a torrent.
[23:02:42] guaaaache: I wonder if eating something really dry like toast would help
[23:03:30] NyquilSteve317: i'm back
[23:03:35] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon
[23:03:40] Flami: with what, Mikaela?
[23:03:45] NyquilSteve317: post on whatthehell2
[23:03:49] NyquilSteve317: mikaela
[23:03:54] NyquilSteve317: who is that?
[23:04:03] guaaaache: that's me
[23:04:19] NyquilSteve317: miaekla
[23:04:21] NyquilSteve317: that you
[23:04:25] NyquilSteve317: i'm so confused
[23:04:29] NyquilSteve317: oh well
[23:04:34] NyquilSteve317: i ordered
[23:04:36] guaaaache: to get mucus and crap out of my throat, Leslie
[23:04:37] NyquilSteve317: pizza
[23:05:02] Laura09173: gah! pizza sounds so good right now.
[23:05:05] NyquilSteve317: leslea
[23:05:07] Laura09173: but it's 2 in the morning.
[23:05:12] NyquilSteve317: she was a friend of mine who is a rockstaR
[23:05:15] Flami: ah... that's too bad you're sick
[23:05:23] guaaaache: you know what? I don't understand how the dryer can smell so fucking bad after one of my housemates washed and dried his clothes
[23:05:29] guaaaache: how the fuck do they smell bad if you JUST washed them
[23:05:34] NyquilSteve317: being sick sucks
[23:05:38] Flami: how often does he wash his clothes?
[23:05:46] guaaaache: I have no idea
[23:05:50] guaaaache: probably once a week
[23:05:53] NyquilSteve317: i wash mine a lot
[23:06:02] NyquilSteve317: like once a day at least, i do laundry
[23:06:33] guaaaache: If it wasn't raining right now, I would not have used the dryer
[23:06:48] NyquilSteve317: i love air-drying
[23:06:55] guaaaache: yeah, it's much better
[23:06:56] NyquilSteve317: but it's getting too cold
[23:07:03] NyquilSteve317: so we bought a dryer
[23:07:27] Laura09173: what movie should i download?
[23:07:37] guaaaache: Les Amours Imaginaires
[23:07:48] NyquilSteve317: i have been watching Avatar
[23:07:49] guaaaache: promise it's very good
[23:07:54] NyquilSteve317: if you want a good French film
[23:08:03] NyquilSteve317: watch La Vie des Anges
[23:08:05] NyquilSteve317: or whatever
[23:08:10] guaaaache: if you can't find it under that title, just look for it under Heartbeats
[23:08:17] NyquilSteve317: Dream Life of Angels
[23:08:28] NyquilSteve317: one of my favorite movies
[23:08:40] guaaaache: why is the English always not a translation? I don't get it
[23:08:55] NyquilSteve317: i dunno
[23:09:02] NyquilSteve317: but watch the Dream Life of Angels
[23:09:04] NyquilSteve317: it's great
[23:09:09] guaaaache: will do
[23:09:12] NyquilSteve317: kinda made me love everything and wanna die
[23:09:22] guaaaache: I love that feeling
[23:09:25] NyquilSteve317: once i spoke French, it wasn't as good
[23:09:34] NyquilSteve317: but if you don't speak French, it's great
[23:09:41] guaaaache: damn it
[23:09:53] guaaaache: why wasn't it good after you could speak French?
[23:10:20] NyquilSteve317: cos a lot of the translation was weird after you understood what was going on
[23:10:26] guaaaache: ah, ok
[23:10:38] NyquilSteve317: not bad
[23:10:44] guaaaache: I can't understand French, but I'll still watch it
[23:10:50] Laura09173: i'm not one for foreign films. i get distracted by subtitles.
[23:10:51] NyquilSteve317: it's great
[23:11:03] NyquilSteve317: and the buzzed-head girl is adorable
[23:11:12] guaaaache: Heartbeats
is Canadian, so it's technically not foreign
[23:11:16] NyquilSteve317: i love foreign films
[23:11:24] NyquilSteve317: Gavirdivich
[23:11:31] guaaaache: most of the movies I watch are not in English
[23:11:37] NyquilSteve317: Lola
[23:11:57] guaaaache: though I want to see that movie Splice
[23:12:01] guaaaache: it never hit the cinemas here
[23:13:13] Laura09173: ha!
[23:13:20] Laura09173: i just downloaded Splice
[23:13:42] Flami: I smell synchronicity!
[23:14:06] Laura09173: :-D
[23:14:46] NyquilSteve317: Machete
[23:15:16] Flami: all I've heard about that one is Jessica Alba wasn't really nude
[23:15:26] Laura09173: I saw some French movie once.
[23:15:35] Laura09173: High Tension
... i think
[23:16:12] NyquilSteve317: no, she wasn't
[23:16:14] NyquilSteve317: no tits
[23:16:19] NyquilSteve317: no va jay jay
[23:17:27] guaaaache: I feel really light-headed so if I don't talk again, I probably crashed out on my bed
[23:17:49] NyquilSteve317: okay
[23:19:13] NyquilSteve317: dance
[23:20:51] Laura09173: So who is still here?
[23:21:31] NyquilSteve317: me
[23:22:29] Laura09173: Anyone else?
[23:22:35] Flami: here
[23:22:55] Laura09173: alrighty, then
[23:23:38] NyquilSteve317: yup
[23:24:12] Laura09173: I'm on movie number 4 right now. i watch too many.
[23:25:00] NyquilSteve317: pizza
[23:25:11] Laura09173: I'm craving it now.
[23:25:34] NyquilSteve317: it's awesome
[23:25:39] NyquilSteve317: i'm done now
[23:25:42] guaaaache: fucking hell, now I'm stuck in my room anyway because the chatty-Kathy housemate is out there, and she'll want to talk
[23:25:47] NyquilSteve317: so i can type
[23:25:49] Laura09173: it's too late to eat anything here
[23:25:53] Flami: ugh, I hate when that happens
[23:26:04] guaaaache: when what happens?
[23:26:09] NyquilSteve317: that's too bad
[23:26:17] Flami: chatty people who talk when you don't want it
[23:26:22] NyquilSteve317: it's only 1:25 in wisconsin, is it not?
[23:26:49] NyquilSteve317: huh?
[23:27:02] guaaaache: it's just that even if i were to say: "hey, I don't want to talk coz I have tonsillitis, and it sort of hurts," she still mostly likely won't shut up and go away
[23:27:09] Laura09173: i'm in florida.
[23:27:13] Laura09173: 2:25
[23:27:23] NyquilSteve317: oh
[23:27:25] guaaaache: she'll just go, "omg are you alright, how long ago did it start, have you been taking meds?"
[23:27:29] NyquilSteve317: eastern like me
[23:27:34] Flami: ah
[23:27:34] Laura09173: yeah
[23:27:39] NyquilSteve317: we just got pizza
[23:27:50] NyquilSteve317: hurray for the weekend, faire dinkum
[23:27:54] Laura09173: well, everyone else is asleep in the house.
[23:27:58] guaaaache: it's almost over
[23:28:04] NyquilSteve317: i don't like living with others
[23:28:11] NyquilSteve317: poor movie
[23:28:21] Laura09173: me either. but i'm too broke to live on my own, lol
[23:28:26] guaaaache: same
[23:28:29] guaaaache: to both
[23:28:33] guaaaache: the hate and the poverty
[23:28:33] NyquilSteve317: that really sucks
[23:28:39] NyquilSteve317: i had a roommate once
[23:28:45] NyquilSteve317: and it wasn't out of necessity
[23:28:49] NyquilSteve317: and it was horrible
[23:28:58] guaaaache: yuck. luckily, i've always had my own room
[23:29:08] NyquilSteve317: that's good
[23:29:15] guaaaache: no one can take that away from me
[23:29:20] Laura09173: I sleep on the couch.
[23:29:29] guaaaache: that's fucked. I feel sorry for you
[23:29:33] Flami: yikes, Laura
[23:29:38] NyquilSteve317: ugh
[23:29:41] NyquilSteve317: horrible
[23:29:47] NyquilSteve317: i don't play well with others
[23:30:35] Laura09173: I'm basically living for free though, so i can't complain
[23:30:55] NyquilSteve317: not bad
[23:30:58] guaaaache: oh, you can
[23:31:08] guaaaache: if you're sleeping on the couch, you can. but it beats being homeless, I suppose
[23:31:08] NyquilSteve317: i own a house, cos i'm awesome
[23:31:17] NyquilSteve317: and when i say own
[23:31:19] NyquilSteve317: i mean own
[23:31:20] Laura09173: and i'm jealous, cuz i can be
[23:31:26] NyquilSteve317: cos i'm awesome
[23:31:42] NyquilSteve317: and i'm below the poverty level
[23:31:46] NyquilSteve317: cos i'm awesome
[23:31:52] guaaaache: so how do you own a house?
[23:32:02] NyquilSteve317: because
[23:32:03] Laura09173: how'd you manage that one at nearly 30?
[23:32:14] NyquilSteve317: i paid less for my house than a new car
[23:32:22] NyquilSteve317: far less
[23:32:34] NyquilSteve317: HUD home
[23:32:38] NyquilSteve317: cash
[23:32:39] NyquilSteve317: boom
[23:32:40] NyquilSteve317: mine
[23:32:42] NyquilSteve317: i own it
[23:32:51] Laura09173: HUD? i'm stupid... what's that mean?
[23:33:03] NyquilSteve317: does it do me any good? nope... does it give me better credit... nope
[23:33:03] NyquilSteve317: housing and urban development
[23:33:12] NyquilSteve317: brb, i will explain when i get back
[23:39:24] NyquilSteve317: ok
[23:39:26] NyquilSteve317: i'm back
[23:39:29] NyquilSteve317: anybody still there?
[23:39:41] NyquilSteve317: take a guess how much my house cost
[23:41:13] NyquilSteve317: nope
[23:41:13] Laura09173: i am!
[23:41:14] NyquilSteve317: dead
[23:41:19] Flami: me
[23:41:19] NyquilSteve317: ok
[23:41:40] Laura09173: no clue how much your house cost
[23:41:47] Flami: no idea
[23:42:37] NyquilSteve317: 15k
[23:42:38] NyquilSteve317: yes
[23:42:41] NyquilSteve317: for a house
[23:42:49] NyquilSteve317: in a decent neighborhood
[23:42:53] NyquilSteve317: cos my town sucks
[23:43:00] NyquilSteve317: cash
[23:43:01] Laura09173: holy crap
[23:43:01] NyquilSteve317: boom
[23:43:03] NyquilSteve317: mine
[23:43:10] Laura09173: is it a decent house?
[23:43:13] NyquilSteve317: so you can be poor and own a house
[23:43:13] NyquilSteve317: yes
[23:43:17] NyquilSteve317: it's a great house
[23:43:39] NyquilSteve317: not huge, but i didn't want a huge house
[23:43:46] Flami: wow
[23:43:58] NyquilSteve317: its about 11 sqft, plus a basement and a garage that is bigger than the house
[23:44:28] NyquilSteve317: it's ridiculously silly
[23:44:34] NyquilSteve317: so i own my house outright
[23:44:43] NyquilSteve317: no mortgage, nothing
[23:44:45] Flami: 11 square feet?
[23:44:58] NyquilSteve317: 1100 sqft
[23:45:08] guaaaache: lol, I was going to say
[23:45:15] NyquilSteve317: the garage is like 800 sqft
[23:45:21] NyquilSteve317: at least
[23:45:30] NyquilSteve317: it's bigger on the ground floor than the house
[23:45:32] NyquilSteve317: it's magic
[23:45:41] Flami: wow, that's pretty good
[23:46:13] NyquilSteve317: but no joking, i could buy a 3800 sqft Victorian in a horrible neighborhood for the same price
[23:46:21] NyquilSteve317: 6 or 7 rooms, etc.
[23:46:23] NyquilSteve317: 3-story
[23:46:29] NyquilSteve317: it's sick
[23:46:34] Flami: wicked
[23:46:35] NyquilSteve317: you can buy whatever here right now
[23:47:11] Laura09173: and where is this?
[23:47:25] NyquilSteve317: Flint, Michigan
[23:47:36] NyquilSteve317: 4th highest crime rate
[23:47:38] NyquilSteve317: last yr
[23:47:45] NyquilSteve317: but we're gonna be number one this year
[23:47:52] Laura09173: wheres the highest?
[23:47:59] NyquilSteve317: New Jersey
[23:48:03] guaaaache: so that's why
[23:48:07] NyquilSteve317: Camden or some shit
[23:48:22] NyquilSteve317: Saginaw, Michigan beat us too, i think
[23:48:31] Flami: wow
[23:48:41] NyquilSteve317: so it's dirt cheap
[23:48:52] NyquilSteve317: the 3 houses next to me are abandoned
[23:49:03] NyquilSteve317: and have been for over a year
[23:49:29] Laura09173: No matter where you go, the neighborhood will be rough.
[23:49:33] NyquilSteve317: and they are going for less than my place
[23:49:35] NyquilSteve317: yes
[23:49:40] NyquilSteve317: so i deal with it
[23:49:47] NyquilSteve317: it's not a bad hood
[23:49:59] NyquilSteve317: it's not like "oh, shit! duck and cover!"
[23:50:29] NyquilSteve317: why is my gf a lesbo?
[23:50:30] Laura09173: where i used to live, there were two towns within half an hour that had apartments to rent. and both of them my parents go "I don't want you living alone there"
[23:50:36] Flami: haha, okay
[23:50:41] Laura09173: what do you mean, a lesbo?
[23:50:43] Flami: oh no :(
[23:50:48] Laura09173: like, how is she being one?
[23:51:15] NyquilSteve317: she hates dick
[23:51:18] Flagrant3D3lict0: lesbo!
[23:51:26] NyquilSteve317: and she always is like, yeeaaahhh, she's hot
[23:51:32] NyquilSteve317: and she has a girl crush
[23:51:33] NyquilSteve317: etc
[23:51:37] Flagrant3D3lict0: night, all
[23:51:42] NyquilSteve317: night
[23:51:43] Flagrant3D3lict0: sorry I've been all absent-like
[23:51:47] NyquilSteve317: no worries
[23:51:49] NyquilSteve317: sall good
[23:51:51] Flagrant3D3lict0: ;-)
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[23:52:00] NyquilSteve317: dragon
[23:52:03] NyquilSteve317: you missed this question
[23:52:11] NyquilSteve317: you're like as old / older than me
[23:52:15] NyquilSteve317: how old are you?
[23:52:50] NyquilSteve317: you're dead
[23:53:00] guaaaache: she's 32, I think
[23:53:14] NyquilSteve317: well, where did she go?
[23:53:45] guaaaache: she was born in 76
[23:53:56] NyquilSteve317: well, that's way old
[23:53:58] NyquilSteve317: jk
[23:54:00] NyquilSteve317: of course
[23:54:14] NyquilSteve317: cos you're a now bj person
[23:54:16] NyquilSteve317: so you don't count
[23:55:17] guaaaache: I've just had a lot of bad experiences with that. If I meet someone who is willing to be patient or whatever, I would maybe do it again
[23:55:36] NyquilSteve317: ok
[23:55:39] NyquilSteve317: well, here's the deal
[23:55:42] NyquilSteve317: like i said
[23:55:50] NyquilSteve317: 5 years!
[23:55:50] NyquilSteve317: living together!
[23:55:58] guaaaache: have you asked her why?
[23:55:59] NyquilSteve317: she gave her ex a bj
[23:56:04] NyquilSteve317: she doesn't like them
[23:56:19] NyquilSteve317: but her ex who she didn't even like... bj
[23:56:39] NyquilSteve317: me, nothing
[23:56:44] guaaaache: well, did she do it willingly, or did he pressure her or something?
[23:56:44] NyquilSteve317: i hate it
[23:57:01] NyquilSteve317: probably pressured
[23:57:07] NyquilSteve317: but i try not to pressure... nothing
[23:57:07] NyquilSteve317: pisses me off
[23:57:24] Flami: I am 34
[23:57:29] Flami: as of yesterday :(
[23:57:35] guaaaache: well, pressure wouldn't work on me anymore. maybe she's the same
[23:57:41] NyquilSteve317: ok
[23:57:49] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon
[23:58:04] NyquilSteve317: 5 years living with your bf.... would you blow him?
[23:58:52] Flami: depends on whether he has a good personality and such OUTSIDE of the bedroom, and didn't seem to be all about that act
[23:59:07] guaaaache: good point
[23:59:27] Flami: and wasn't like "well, you did that with your ex, and you weren't with him that long! now you're with me, for longer..."
[23:59:33] Flami: (I speak from experience)
[23:59:41] NyquilSteve317: ok
[23:59:46] NyquilSteve317: well, this is why i ask
[23:59:48] NyquilSteve317: i go down on her
[23:59:49] NyquilSteve317: etc
[23:59:57] NyquilSteve317: nothing from her
[00:00:04] NyquilSteve317: she is a deer in the headlights in the sack
[00:00:11] NyquilSteve317: and it sucks for me, cos i enjoy the sex
[00:00:21] NyquilSteve317: and i know i asked all this earlier
[00:00:25] NyquilSteve317: but i wanted to ask you
[00:00:29] Flami: ah... in that case, my experience won't help you here.. he was all like "babe, I have a weak stomach! you know I can't do that for longer than two minutes!"
[00:00:30] guaaaache: so she's not confident or what?
[00:00:46] NyquilSteve317: she hates her body image
[00:00:49] guaaaache: nice
[00:00:54] NyquilSteve317: i have seen her naked maybe twice
[00:01:04] Flami: oh
[00:01:04] guaaaache: hmm, so she's really unconfident
[00:01:19] Flami: doesn't seem confident, no
[00:01:24] NyquilSteve317: she has to "pretend" to be asleep before she wil even be naked in the dark
[00:01:29] NyquilSteve317: it's sick
[00:01:46] NyquilSteve317: cos like i said, i'm a "hey, you're cute, i'm cute, let's fuck around" type
[00:01:52] NyquilSteve317: and i get stuck with a total prude
[00:01:59] guaaaache: so why are you still there?
[00:02:17] NyquilSteve317: cos she is one of the most fascinating ppl i have ever met
[00:02:22] NyquilSteve317: and i have met a lot
[00:02:25] NyquilSteve317: and she doesn't add up
[00:02:26] Flami: does she have a dazzling personality?
[00:02:43] NyquilSteve317: she is cute (i'm sure you have seen pictures), she is very very smart
[00:02:44] guaaaache: so she's just not good with sex
[00:02:50] NyquilSteve317: and hates how she looks
[00:02:55] NyquilSteve317: no, she isn't
[00:03:01] guaaaache: well, maybe you just need to help her get over that somehow
[00:03:05] NyquilSteve317: and when she lets herself go, she is fine
[00:03:12] NyquilSteve317: but that happens like once every two years
[00:03:24] NyquilSteve317: i have tried so hard to let her just let go
[00:03:25] guaaaache: what do you mean? what does she do?
[00:03:27] NyquilSteve317: but nothing works
[00:03:33] NyquilSteve317: she is just reserved
[00:03:44] NyquilSteve317: if i'm grumpy, she is like "wanna do it?"
[00:03:48] NyquilSteve317: thats foreplay
[00:03:58] NyquilSteve317: if i say nothing, i don't get anything
[00:04:19] NyquilSteve317: it's weird
[00:04:24] NyquilSteve317: a complex case for sure
[00:04:37] guaaaache: maybe you just need to talk about sex before doing it or something
[00:04:40] guaaaache: if you haven't tried that
[00:04:43] NyquilSteve317: oh, we have
[00:04:52] NyquilSteve317: and it's been well, what do you like
[00:05:01] Flami: can you overlook her not being good at sex? or maybe you need to teach her
[00:05:01] NyquilSteve317: and tell me what you like
[00:05:07] NyquilSteve317: etc
[00:05:16] Laura09173: i keep vanishing
[00:05:17] NyquilSteve317: well, i have tried
[00:05:25] NyquilSteve317: to get her to lighten the fuck up
[00:05:27] NyquilSteve317: but she won't
[00:05:41] Flami: is there something in her past that makes her react this way?
[00:05:46] NyquilSteve317: and we have talked very openly
[00:05:50] NyquilSteve317: and she says she just hates it
[00:05:58] NyquilSteve317: well
[00:06:01] guaaaache: maybe you guys should consider polyamory
[00:06:07] guaaaache: she hates what?
[00:06:07] NyquilSteve317: dragon
[00:06:16] NyquilSteve317: she says she was molested in second grade
[00:06:16] NyquilSteve317: however
[00:06:23] NyquilSteve317: she has not said by whom, or to what extent
[00:06:34] NyquilSteve317: mind you, this is after 5 years
[00:06:45] guaaaache: well, that explains a lot
[00:06:48] NyquilSteve317: so it's not like i haven't asked
[00:06:53] Flami: yeah, maybe that's it... perhaps she doesn't want to say
[00:07:03] NyquilSteve317: but she won't give details, and i wouldn't put it past her to make it up
[00:07:12] Flami: oh
[00:07:18] NyquilSteve317: well, here is the funny thing
[00:07:36] NyquilSteve317: she will get insanely defensive and protective if i dare mention going somewhere else for a bj or sex
[00:08:03] NyquilSteve317: so
[00:08:03] NyquilSteve317: i dunno
[00:08:09] NyquilSteve317: like i said, she is a complicated person
[00:08:19] NyquilSteve317: if she were a moron, it would be diferent
[00:08:32] guaaaache: yeah it sounds like it
[00:08:44] NyquilSteve317: but it's like a damn chess game
[00:08:50] NyquilSteve317: and i dunno what her hang-ups are
[00:08:59] NyquilSteve317: since she can't / won't discuss them with me
[00:09:21] NyquilSteve317: it sucks
[00:09:28] guaaaache: yeah
[00:09:31] NyquilSteve317: or lack of sucks
[00:09:40] NyquilSteve317: for that matter
[00:09:57] NyquilSteve317: brb
[00:12:10] Laura09173: i'm not really in this conversation anymore
[00:12:28] guaaaache: well, you can talk about anything
[00:12:38] guaaaache: I think the last one was finished anyway
[00:13:01] guaaaache: I'm eating a cheese and vegemite toasted sandwich?
[00:14:06] Laura09173: i've always wanted to try vegemite
[00:14:19] Laura09173: though people i know that have had it said it tasted like tar.
[00:14:33] guaaaache: well... I don't know what tar tastes like, so I can't really say
[00:14:43] Laura09173: haha
[00:14:50] Flami: I used to know someone who loved the stuff
[00:14:50] guaaaache: it tastes a bit like soy sauce. not really, but it's the closest thing I can think of
[00:15:47] guaaaache: I keep gargling salty water, it's a bit gross
[00:16:00] Laura09173: i do that when i have a sore throat
[00:17:34] guaaaache: that's why I'm doing it
[00:18:06] guaaaache: i can't see how it helps
[00:19:28] NyquilSteve317: k, i'm back
[00:19:32] NyquilSteve317: so what did i miss?
[00:19:38] Laura09173: vegemite
[00:19:44] Laura09173: and cheese sandwich
[00:19:59] NyquilSteve317: i have been trying to find vegemite
[00:20:01] NyquilSteve317: can't find
[00:20:04] guaaaache: my tongue is grey
[00:20:05] guaaaache: fully grey
[00:20:19] guaaaache: I could probably send you some
[00:20:23] Laura09173: i wish they sold it here
[00:20:32] NyquilSteve317: so what do i do, aussie and chronic poster?
[00:20:48] guaaaache: huh?
[00:21:02] NyquilSteve317: the sex thing
[00:21:05] NyquilSteve317: it bothers me
[00:21:10] NyquilSteve317: and we talk about it
[00:21:15] NyquilSteve317: but it does no good
[00:21:21] NyquilSteve317: so i dunno
[00:21:26] guaaaache: I really don't know what else to tell you about it
[00:21:37] NyquilSteve317: the fact that she's jealous, but doesn't wanna do anything to fix it
[00:21:42] Flami: fully grey?! Yikes
[00:21:49] NyquilSteve317: i dunno
[00:21:58] guaaaache: she obviously has some issues, but she has to sort through it herself
[00:22:07] Flami: that's what I was going to say
[00:22:09] guaaaache: yeah, my tongue is grey
[00:22:17] guaaaache: I think that means infection
[00:22:33] NyquilSteve317: yes, so i just kick back and hope she sorts it out?
[00:22:41] NyquilSteve317: cos she is a hottie
[00:22:46] guaaaache: no, you probably have to push her to do it
[00:23:00] NyquilSteve317: ugh
[00:23:05] NyquilSteve317: that never goes well
[00:23:07] NyquilSteve317: and i dunno
[00:23:15] NyquilSteve317: i guess i'm just more laid back about it
[00:23:21] guaaaache: well, you can only push so much. she also has to want to do it
[00:23:27] NyquilSteve317: yeah
[00:23:38] NyquilSteve317: well, i appreciate you guys' input
[00:23:43] NyquilSteve317: what the fuck else is going on
[00:23:51] guaaaache: nothing really
[00:23:55] Laura09173: i'm watching Super Troopers
[00:23:57] guaaaache: I'm gargling salty water
[00:24:06] guaaaache: and spitting it into a glass next to me
[00:24:08] guaaaache: glamourous
[00:24:23] NyquilSteve317: bummer
[00:24:25] NyquilSteve317: come on. you're an Aussie. anyone with that hot of a voice has to have something going on
[00:24:45] guaaaache: well, I can't actually talk right now
[00:24:57] NyquilSteve317: oh
[00:25:01] guaaaache: and don't forget that everyone thinks I'm not really Australian
[00:25:06] guaaaache: because of my accent
[00:25:08] NyquilSteve317: well, i'm sure gargling with an Aussie accent is hotter
[00:25:11] NyquilSteve317: oh
[00:25:22] NyquilSteve317: you're like Asian Aussie or something, right?
[00:25:33] guaaaache: nope
[00:25:35] guaaaache: I'm white
[00:25:37] NyquilSteve317: damn
[00:25:44] NyquilSteve317: tell me the story, not-Aussie Aussie
[00:25:50] NyquilSteve317: are you Canadian?
[00:26:01] NyquilSteve317: Stephanie Jacobsen
[00:26:08] guaaaache: I am Australian
[00:26:08] NyquilSteve317: the hottest thing i have ever seen
[00:26:12] Laura09173: how do you know her voice?
[00:26:19] NyquilSteve317: but you don't sound Aussie?
[00:26:23] NyquilSteve317: i don't
[00:26:29] guaaaache: I think I do, but a lot of people disagree
[00:26:37] NyquilSteve317: i just know Aussies sound hot
[00:26:43] Laura09173: or you just meant the accent in general?
[00:26:52] NyquilSteve317: the accent is like British, but lusty
[00:26:56] NyquilSteve317: yes
[00:27:04] guaaaache: that depends on what area of the country the person is from
[00:27:19] NyquilSteve317: my friend Nyree could say "i'm gonna go take a dump on a midget," and it would be the hottest thing ever
[00:27:33] guaaaache: some accents are pretty bad, like North Queensland is terrible
[00:28:00] NyquilSteve317: the ones that are like lusty English
[00:28:04] NyquilSteve317: those are amazing
[00:28:15] guaaaache: if I figure out a way to record my voice, I'll do it, then put it on boring people. but everyone else has to do it, too
[00:28:24] guaaaache: I think you're thinking of the Western Australian accent
[00:28:27] guaaaache: it sounds pretty English
[00:28:35] guaaaache: but I'm from the east
[00:28:51] NyquilSteve317: thats fine
[00:28:59] NyquilSteve317: you can do voice posts
[00:29:03] NyquilSteve317: i sound like a fag man
[00:29:11] NyquilSteve317: very effeminate
[00:29:20] guaaaache: i think you have to be a paying member to do a voice post?
[00:29:26] NyquilSteve317: but who cares
[00:29:27] NyquilSteve317: no, you don't
[00:29:29] NyquilSteve317: not last i checked
[00:29:34] guaaaache: ah ok, well I don't know how to do it
[00:29:51] guaaaache: I think you can use your phone
[00:30:27] Flami: this isn't blinking
[00:31:20] Laura09173: not on mine, either. i had to scroll up and read everything because i got behind.
[00:32:19] Flami: yup, so did I
[00:32:19] NyquilSteve317: weird
[00:32:24] guaaaache: I'm looking into this voice post thing
[00:32:31] guaaaache: you do have to do it from your phone
[00:32:46] NyquilSteve317: yes
[00:32:50] NyquilSteve317: i did a few a while ago
[00:32:56] NyquilSteve317: hi, i'm steve, and i sound gay
[00:33:05] NyquilSteve317: nasally and awful
[00:33:14] guaaaache: I think I've heard one before
[00:33:26] NyquilSteve317: ooo
[00:33:47] Laura09173: mine would be: "hi, i'm laura, and i sound like a dude"
[00:34:04] NyquilSteve317: ahaha
[00:34:13] NyquilSteve317: dude voices on chicks are usually hot
[00:34:15] guaaaache: what is a plus account?
[00:34:26] NyquilSteve317: Scarlett Johanssen in Ghost World
[00:34:27] NyquilSteve317: hot
[00:34:33] NyquilSteve317: Eliza Dushku
[00:34:34] NyquilSteve317: hot
[00:34:37] Laura09173: how the hell are they hot? it's good to sound like a man?
[00:34:42] guaaaache: this might be easier to do it by video, but that would be slightly more awkward
[00:34:51] NyquilSteve317: no hips, but hot
[00:35:01] NyquilSteve317: dark raspy voices
[00:35:02] Laura09173: so point the camera at something inanimate
[00:35:10] NyquilSteve317: hot
[00:35:11] guaaaache: that's silly
[00:35:13] guaaaache: lol
[00:35:25] NyquilSteve317: what?
[00:35:30] NyquilSteve317: deep voices on women
[00:35:31] NyquilSteve317: it's hot
[00:35:56] guaaaache: my voice is a bit deeper than most other women I know
[00:36:11] NyquilSteve317: you should sing
[00:36:23] NyquilSteve317: singing in a deep voice as a woman totally works
[00:36:43] NyquilSteve317: women are just awesome, anyways
[00:36:43] NyquilSteve317: so i'm biased
[00:37:33] Laura09173: me too, guache, the voice thing
[00:37:51] NyquilSteve317: what?
[00:37:57] Flami: I sound terrible
[00:37:58] guaaaache: has anyone ever heard about when a woman in Sydney was served shit instead of ice cream?
[00:38:43] Flami: NO!
[00:38:43] Laura09173: what!
[00:38:45] Laura09173: that's awful.
[00:38:45] guaaaache: go to number 10
[00:38:45] guaaaache: it happened a few years ago. I remember it being on the news
[00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: well, shit
[00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: i don't wanna read that
[00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: two girls one cup shit
[00:38:55] Flami: YES!
[00:39:01] NyquilSteve317: ugh
[00:39:05] NyquilSteve317: poop is not my friend
[00:39:12] guaaaache: what I don't understand is
[00:39:21] guaaaache: the woman was like: "is that shit? oh, I better taste it to check"
[00:39:27] Flami: aiya
[00:40:04] NyquilSteve317: ick
[00:41:47] NyquilSteve317: 32DD
[00:42:06] guaaaache: huh?
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[00:42:55] Laura09173: stupid internet
[00:43:09] guaaaache: what's the time where you all are
[00:43:28] NyquilSteve317: breast
[00:43:30] NyquilSteve317: size
[00:43:32] Flami: what?
[00:43:43] Flami: 12:43 AM
[00:43:48] NyquilSteve317: 3:43 AM
[00:44:02] guaaaache: 5:43 PM
[00:44:04] Laura09173: 3:43 AM here as well
[00:44:23] guaaaache: I had no idea it was this late in the day
[00:44:45] Laura09173: yay, another movie!
[00:45:08] guaaaache: when do you guys sleep?
[00:45:13] NyquilSteve317: yippie
[00:45:14] Laura09173: never.
[00:45:27] NyquilSteve317: i don't
[00:45:30] guaaaache: how do you do it?
[00:45:37] guaaaache: i would die
[00:45:39] NyquilSteve317: sleep is weakness
[00:45:46] Flami: I should get ready to sleep, but I'm still up
[00:45:50] Laura09173: nah, i usually go to sleep at like 5-ish?
[00:45:55] Laura09173: and wake up at noon-ish
[00:45:57] NyquilSteve317: i was trained how not to sleep by ex-French military personal
[00:45:59] guaaaache: well then I'm a total weakling
[00:46:02] Flami: this past week hasn't been good for that... long convos till 4-5 AM
[00:46:16] NyquilSteve317: mind over matter
[00:46:29] Laura09173: i would like to point out that this chat has been going on for over 6 hours.
[00:46:35] guaaaache: wow
[00:46:39] guaaaache: we have no lives
[00:46:45] Flami: haha, wow
[00:46:45] Laura09173: nope
[00:46:58] NyquilSteve317: i have pplz in my house
[00:47:00] guaaaache: I haven't left the house for 2 days
[00:47:09] NyquilSteve317: watching TV and drinking
[00:47:17] guaaaache: are they lesbos?
[00:47:20] Laura09173: watching a movie and playing a game.
[00:47:29] NyquilSteve317: so my house is crowded
[00:47:32] NyquilSteve317: probably
[00:48:04] NyquilSteve317: the gf has gay tendencies, but like i said, if she ever actually got to act on them, i'm pretty sure she would reach the conclusion that it sucked
[00:48:17] guaaaache: why?
[00:48:22] Flami: I'm soaking up downtime...
[00:49:05] NyquilSteve317: cos lesbians always reach the conclusion that something is missing, and that thing is dick
[00:49:15] NyquilSteve317: just like vegetarians and meat
[00:49:39] guaaaache: sure, but that doesn't mean they care that it's missing
[00:50:06] Laura09173: dildos fill the void.
[00:50:08] Laura09173: literally.
[00:50:28] NyquilSteve317: naw
[00:50:30] NyquilSteve317: not the same
[00:50:33] NyquilSteve317: close, but not the same
[00:50:40] guaaaache: lol, this reminds me of this really stupid safe sex suggestion I heard
[00:50:49] guaaaache: a couple of years ago
[00:50:56] NyquilSteve317: of the lesbos i have known, they eventually reach the dick conclusion
[00:51:17] NyquilSteve317: at least one of the couple reach that conclusion
[00:51:25] NyquilSteve317: bam
[00:51:27] NyquilSteve317: i need dick
[00:51:31] guaaaache: that teen guys should wear strap-ons and have sex with their girlfriends with them. because people are really going to do that
[00:51:41] NyquilSteve317: oh
[00:51:42] NyquilSteve317: wow
[00:51:51] guaaaache: I don't remember who suggested it
[00:51:53] Flami: haha, oh dear
[00:51:54] NyquilSteve317: here is another fun weird thing
[00:51:56] guaaaache: but it's pretty uncreative
[00:52:13] NyquilSteve317: and i need you two to either say you're crazy or tell me i'm not
[00:52:24] NyquilSteve317: gf just turned 25.. never been to the gyno
[00:52:26] NyquilSteve317: ever
[00:52:29] NyquilSteve317: no birth control, nothing
[00:52:32] NyquilSteve317: i have to wear condoms
[00:52:37] NyquilSteve317: not that i really care
[00:52:53] guaaaache: why has she never been?
[00:52:55] Laura09173: i don't wanna go to a gyno.
[00:53:09] Flami: why?
[00:53:09] NyquilSteve317: but she has some trouble with her plumbing, like periods that don't always show up for months
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[00:53:17] NyquilSteve317: and then last for months
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[00:53:19] guaaaache: I don't know what the big deal is
[00:53:28] guaaaache: yeah, she should really go
[00:53:31] NyquilSteve317: yes
[00:53:33] Flami: agreed
[00:53:40] guaaaache: she'd probably get a blood test for the period thing, though
[00:53:51] NyquilSteve317: and i tell her this
[00:53:52] Laura09173: i don't want strange people at my cooch.
[00:54:05] guaaaache: they're not going to do anything sexual
[00:54:10] NyquilSteve317: right, and i think that's her thing, she is timid
[00:54:21] NyquilSteve317: but she needs to get checked out, and i'm sure birth control would regulate things
[00:54:35] guaaaache: is she on the pill?
[00:54:38] guaaaache: that might help
[00:54:44] NyquilSteve317: and she sees it as "don't go near my snatch!" and "you just want me to go on bc so you can shoot your load in me"
[00:54:45] NyquilSteve317: no
[00:54:47] NyquilSteve317: no pill
[00:54:57] NyquilSteve317: gotta go to the gyno before you can get on the pill
[00:55:08] Laura09173: really?
[00:55:18] Flami: hmm
[00:55:19] guaaaache: hmm, here we can usually just get a prescription from a GP
[00:55:31] Laura09173: yeah, i think it's the same in New York
[00:55:37] NyquilSteve317: yes... yup
[00:56:05] guaaaache: she could probably just go to a GP and talk about the problem
[00:56:16] NyquilSteve317: no
[00:56:17] guaaaache: might not even require a physical checkup, although it would be a good idea
[00:56:26] NyquilSteve317: the GP would be like "go to the fucking gyno!"
[00:56:45] guaaaache: for the period thing?
[00:56:47] NyquilSteve317: i worry about her cos she has periods that last 3 or 4 weeks
[00:56:48] NyquilSteve317: no joke
[00:57:00] guaaaache: yeah, that's not good
[00:57:00] NyquilSteve317: almost a month
[00:57:14] NyquilSteve317: nope
[00:57:18] Flami: yikes.. not good
[00:57:28] NyquilSteve317: so she needs to get checked
[00:57:30] guaaaache: there's a serious problem there
[00:57:35] guaaaache: can't believe she wouldn't want it fixed
[00:57:43] Laura09173: that's happened to me before
[00:57:51] Laura09173: stress can make it weird
[00:58:10] Flami: agreed
[00:58:24] NyquilSteve317: she has always been that way
[00:58:36] NyquilSteve317: 3 months of no period, 1 month of period
[00:58:43] NyquilSteve317: and various amounts of that
[00:58:52] Laura09173: had it.
[00:59:01] guaaaache: she probably has a hormonal problem?
[00:59:19] NyquilSteve317: probably
[00:59:26] NyquilSteve317: nothing a little medicine couldn't fix
[00:59:53] guaaaache: although i was having extremely irregular periods, and there was apparently no hormonal problem
[00:59:54] guaaaache: so no one really knows
[01:00:15] NyquilSteve317: interesting, brb
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[01:00:25] Laura09173: my theory is no sex = no problem.
[01:00:39] guaaaache: what do you mean?
[01:01:06] Laura09173: if i don't get my period, i don't have sex, so i'm not preggers. no problem there.
[01:01:43] guaaaache: yeah, but it's not generally normal to have an irregular period
[01:02:22] Laura09173: oh well.
[01:02:28] Laura09173: i don't like doctors.
[01:02:34] guaaaache: mine is good
[01:02:48] guaaaache: i've seen some shit ones, but the current one is good
[01:03:12] Laura09173: i also am uninsured.
[01:03:27] guaaaache: yeah
[01:04:11] Laura09173: so i can't afford nothin
[01:04:23] guaaaache: do you have to pay every time you go to the doctor?
[01:04:56] Laura09173: a little bit, yeah
[01:04:57] guaaaache: oh
[01:05:02] guaaaache: we usually don't have to pay for just a consultation
[01:07:17] Flami: we have a good system here in Canada in that we don't have to pay money every time we see the doctor
[01:07:27] guaaaache: yeah, same as here
[01:07:59] Laura09173: I'm watchin Kick Ass
[01:13:02] guaaaache: so leslie, what actually happened when mariah banned you again?
[01:17:12] Flami: oops... this thing wasn't blinking, again
[01:17:31] Flami: I'm assuming she banned me again... I wasn't going to find that out myself
[01:18:04] Flami: you know those posts I did about the misunderstood words and stuff? apparently, she had enough of that up to about J or so
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[01:20:58] NyquilSteve317: hi there
[01:20:59] NyquilSteve317: so
[01:21:00] NyquilSteve317: gf
[01:21:09] NyquilSteve317: go to the gyno and fix your plumbing
[01:21:15] NyquilSteve317: cos i don't need your ass dying on me
[01:22:44] Laura09173: welcome to the conversation, steve
[01:22:50] NyquilSteve317: hi
[01:22:52] NyquilSteve317: wassup
[01:22:56] NyquilSteve317: what are we talkin bout
[01:23:15] Laura09173: leslie getting banned
[01:23:29] NyquilSteve317: dragon?
[01:23:35] NyquilSteve317: dragon is not banned?
[01:24:12] Laura09173: well, don't ask me. i have no clue about anything that has to do with anyone else.
[01:24:37] NyquilSteve317: word
[01:24:52] NyquilSteve317: so then why are we discusing leslee being banned?
[01:25:17] NyquilSteve317: i'm really really really really really really drunk
[01:25:56] Flami: I guess Mikaela figured I was banned again - which I figured too - and yeah :P
[01:26:11] NyquilSteve317: i don't believe so
[01:26:33] NyquilSteve317: you guys are silly
[01:26:49] NyquilSteve317: join my whatthehell2 group, you can post whatever the fuck you want
[01:27:32] Laura09173: you have a group?
[01:27:36] NyquilSteve317: yes
[01:27:44] NyquilSteve317: whatthehell2
[01:27:52] NyquilSteve317: where you can rant, bitch, post whatever the fuck you want
[01:27:59] NyquilSteve317: i don't care
[01:28:07] Flami: haha... but my trivia / names / whatever / page-a-day calendar posts?!
[01:28:35] NyquilSteve317: go for it
[01:28:39] NyquilSteve317: i don't care
[01:28:41] Flami: okay... I'm going to bed anyway. night
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