FIRE! / Comparing death to dead goldfish? What a concept! / Wednesday 13

I had a weird dream sequence that involved seeing ten fireball explosions featuring cars and prison on TV. Steph was also there, and I slept in her room. Later, we wondered whether Raymond would join us for a meal at the house - Dad thought it was too early at 7:16 AM. No idea where that came from!

Went to Awana, where I waved to Angus on his way out of the church. I went downstairs and took a seat by Amos / Andrew while nodding hi to Henry. Everyone asked us about pencils - the can of 30 disappeared! I took the stapler away from Jason when he seemed a little too gung-ho about mock-stapling his brother's uniform, so Andrew joked that he was being controlled. No, but I do expect them to maintain a certain level of decorum around the kids! Melia presented the wordless book (black, red, gold, green, white) and asked the kids what the color red made them think of. They said BLOOD, but Andrew whispered to me and his friends that it meant a period! Yes, quite... the kids don't need to know about it yet, though. Although the older girls like Stella / Meg / Zoe are ten or so... maybe they DO know about it! (I am aware that Julie C. does!) When Melia asked the kids what was green and grows (expecting such answers like vegetables and trees), one of the kids said the chalkboard did! Not quite... Jason turned to me and joked, "The HULK!" Hahaha, for sure!

Danny helped the guys with some graphing equations - I am not a math person, but let Amos borrow my calculator to figure out game stuff. Samantha came downstairs and complained that running up and down the stairs drained her energy - first, it was a pair of black scissors that were crooked and didn't work well. I threw those in the garbage, and let her select another pair from the box. Then she went downstairs again, saying that Emily thought her new purple / orange scissors were too funky - those were the ones you use for cutting fringes! Eric told me that they were discussing interesting things upstairs, such as the Awana choir and a scavenger hunt when it gets consistently nice outside - that'll be fun times! Zoe didn't want to be in the Awana choir, but her mom signed her up for it anyway - no wonder she tried cutting her mom's signature off the consent form!

Amos and I were amused by one kid's response to the gospel message: Angela's six years old, just for reference. "She knows about Heaven, but doesn't believe Jesus died on the cross to cleanse us from our sins. Yet, she doesn't want to go to Heaven. She doesn't understand death, and compares it to dead goldfish - you can always buy more fish, right?" Jordan was very active today, as were Eric and Matthew. After Awana was over, I told Jordan to stop punching people. He said he was mad at Andrew: apparently, Andrew's from the future... and the future is poison! At Amos' prompting, I asked Jordan if he could tell us the future: nope. Went home with Ada, and discussed eating giant things / awesome toys / the light / night time / going home with her sons Sean and Ian. (Chris played "thumb war" with them, and Sean let me hold his hand!)

Windows has also proved oddly stable - I was expecting it to restart on me while I was out, but it hasn't happened yet. That makes a total of quite a few hours that it's been on without constant crashing behavior (10:20 AM till now), but that still doesn't mean it WON'T happen or won't be acting weirdly. Sweet stability for now, though! :D

This just in from Steph: Grandma's birthday dinner will be next Saturday, after Awana. That's good, as it ensures Jon and I can make it to Jeremy's tomorrow night. Big G might think it's bad luck, but meh. Steph will be at First Aid all day tomorrow like she was today. After next week, we have a two-week Awana hiatus because of Spring Break and Easter!


Hey, Julie S. sent me some Wednesday 13 music! Sweet titles for these 13 tracks! Always good to have another person who listens to stuff like KMFDM and Lords of Acid. :D (have sent an email to Corey about it, since the YouSendIt links expire after seven days, and are good for 100 downloads)

Morgue Than Words
American Werewolves in London
My Home Sweet Homicide
Faith in the Devil
Happily Ever Cadaver
Curse of Me
Haddonfield
Too Much Blood
Till Death Do Us Party
Buried With Children
Kill You Before You Kill Me
Die, Sci-Fi
Burn The Flames

Bingo! / REAL Friendship!

I just scored a 77-point bingo on the word OUTLIERS - yay!


Reflections on Friendship, taken from Diane (mrs_beefcake)

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself, and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your beer / Pepsi drawer with his foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend's shoulder is soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

More MP3s from Corey! (Feb. 11, 2008)

LJ link.
Facebook note link.


This is the tracklist for the MP3 DVD that Corey gave me. :D

Estimated running time of CD: 68 hours, 3 minutes, 36 seconds. (according to Winamp)

Number of tracks: 887.

No, I can't be bothered to censor the names... too bad! :P (but I do have some of this already - that's okay, however!) Look the main artists up on the Net if you want to know more. :)

Next up: the prank call tracklist post! Hopefully, I can get it done before heading to Chilliwack to visit Korey...


Bill Hicks: Flying Saucer Tour, Vol. 1

Intro (0:26)
Summertime (2:49)
The F Word (0:42)
Smoking (2:01)
Yul Brynner (1:25)
Trying To Quit (2:56)
The News (1:00)
The War (3:45)
Worst Audience Ever (1:03)
More War (2:14)
Are You Guys Drug Dealers (1:50)
Praying For Nuclear Holocaust (1:10)
Girl of Your Dreams (2:16)
Young Lady (1:27)
Vs. The Audience 1 (0:51)
What's Wrong (1:53)
Vs. The Audience 2 (4:40)
School Days (3:18)
Vs. The Audience 3 (1:16)
Working (1:15)
Great Times on Drugs (7:11)
Mandatory Marijuana (4:49)
Penthouse Letters (2:48)
Talking Car (3:39)
Summer Trip (2:20)
Drugs Have Done Good Things (3:10)
Menu (1:28)
Beelzebozo (1:36)
Cause of Sexual Thought (4:08)
Mechanics of Pornography (3:09)
Goodnight (0:45)


Bill Hicks: I'm Sorry, Folks (Part 1)

Welcome (Dylan) (0:41)
Smokers Passing Out (1:01)
Sobriety Test, Part 1 (1:42)
Sobriety Test, Part 2 (1:57)
Sobriety Test, Part 3 (0:59)
Avoid Inhaling (0:25)
Driving Whilst Smoking (0:37)
Hypocritical Bastards (1:14)
Satanic Messages (0:55)
Any Questions? (0:49)
Loser Antennas (0:39)
The Nightmare Begins (1:37)


Bill Hicks: I'm Sorry, Folks (Part 2)

The Courage of My Own Beliefs (2:05)
You Suck (2:09)
That's A Nice Fella Back There (2:05)
Peeing on the Dead (2:39)
I Do Suck (3:21)
Oklahoma (5:26)
Almost Broke My Back (3:33)
Filthy Boy (3:42)
This Is Comedy Hell (2:03)
The Anti-Christ (3:42)
You're Proving My Point (3:44)
Freebird (3:46)
You Will Be The First To Leave (1:58)
This Is My Second Show (5:26)
Uncle (5:53)

Bill Hicks: Rant In E Minor

Fevered Eggs (4:06)
Easter (1:18)
Gideons (1:05)
People Suck (0:22)
Pro-Life (4:13)
People Who Hate People (0:32)
Non-Smokers (2:38)
Gifts of Forgiveness (5:09)
Purple Vein Dick Joke (0:29)
Confession Time (Cops) (4:26)
Wax Dart (0:30)
I'm Talking To The Women Here (1:10)
"You're Wrong" Night (5:36)
A New Flag (Patriotism) (1:13)
Gays in the Military (2:24)
IRS Bust (1:09)
Politics in America (0:39)
Quiet Loner (0:58)
Artistic Roll Call (4:33)
Orange Drink (1:08)
Save Willie (1:31)
Deficit (Jesse Helms) (2:48)
Rush Limbaugh (2:21)
Time To Evolve (3:16)
Waco (Koresh) (5:36)
The Pope (1:02)
Christianity (0:27)
Seven Seals (0:28)
One of the Boys (Clinton) (1:03)
Car Bomb Derby (0:26)
The Elite (1:06)
Love List (No Future) (2:55)
Back To The Garden (1:20)
Your Children Aren't Special (3:13)
Wizards Have Landed (1:43)
Lift Me, Lord (0:52)

Strapping Young Lad, Far Beyond Metal (4:06) [GWAR side-project]

GWAR: Beyond Hell (2006)

Intro (1:00)
War Is All We Know (4:40)
Murderer's Muse (4:18)
Go To Hell (4:46)
I Love The Pigs (4:29)
Tormentor (4:30)
Eight Lock (4:06)
Destroyed (2:24)
The Ultimate Bohab (3:53)
One Who Will Not Be Named (4:06)
Back In Crack (5:11)
School's Out (3:23)


Dave Brockie Experience: Diarrhea of a Madman

40,000 Times (1:36)
Too Much Stuff (1:40)
You Want To Suck My Dick (3:10)
Pants (1:04) [1:36]
Faggot On Fire (1:52)
Helium Creed (1:09)
Beat Stall (1:11)
Dance of Europe (2:16)
Iranian Masturbator (4:14)
Washing Yourself (4:25)
Servant of Deaths Head (1:57)
Two Smart Guys Fight (About Michelangelo) (1:25)
The Pennington Lark (0:50)
I Clean Up Real Good (1:26)
Great News (3:31)
Masturbate (1:07)
I Saw Three Forms (5:03)
Calling Dr. Fong / Lady Died (18:33)


Dave Brockie Experience: Live From Ground Zero

40,000 Times (2:38)
Too Much Stuff (3:14)
Faggot On Fire (2:21)
I Clean Up Real Good (2:19)
Great News (3:28)
You Want To Suck My Dick (6:38)
Pants (1:36)
Two Smart Guys Fight (About Michelangelo) (2:06)
Beat Stall (3:36)
Iranian Masturbator (4:47)
Boner (1:37)
Poet (1:25)
(A Joke) (2:13)
Americanized (2:03)
Friend (1:44)
Fishfuck (1:40)
The Tolkien Trilogy (2:08)
The Performer (3:31)
Fuckin' An Animal (5:08)
(Dave's Plan to Get Bin Laden) (8:19)
Paddy Wagon Rape (3:53)
You Fucked Up (5:37)


Dave Brockie Experience: Songs for the Wrong [US Import]

Damn That Money (2:13)
Slowpoke (2:33)
Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (2:51)
Chinese Have No Cheese (2:37)
Music Is Like Beer (0:43)
Hard For A 'Tard (2:52)
I Wanna Be A Squirrel (2:09)
Shatilla (1:30)
He's Going Crazy (2:57)
Make Money Off Your Friends (0:57)
Dog Log (2:45)
Slips of Paper (2:07)
March of the Faggot Soldiers (3:03)
Hey Buddy (1:21)
Medieval Werewolf (3:56)
Churchmouse In The Snow (4:03)
Isn't It Grand, Boys? (2:54)


GWAR: 3.17.91 (Sacramento, CA)

Sick of You (3:41)
Maggots (4:48)
Horror of Yig (4:28)
Have You Seen Me? (6:22)
Sexecutioner (4:01)
Vlad the Impaler (3:25)
The Morality Squad / U Ain't Shit (7:18)
GWAR Theme (4:23)
Slaughterama (6:54)
Late-Breaking Gor-Gor Report (0:54)
Gor-Gor (6:16)
Cool Place To Park (8:17)


GWAR: Slaves Going Single

Drop Drawers (5:55)
Don's Bong Is Gone (5:04)
Ballad of Vincent Bologlenoni (5:15)
Asian People (3:42)
Mexican Prick Fish (6:17)
The Needle (4:52)
B-Day Boy [Ween Cover] (5:13)
Every Little Thing She Does [Police Cover] (4:27)
Masturbate (5:50)
White Boy Can't Dance (3:13)
Stuck Us With A Sucka (3:14)
GWAR Babies Cartoon Theme (1:04)
Flesh Column Battle 1, 2, 3, 4 (4:52)
My Truck, My Dog, and Prison (2:03)


GWAR: You're All Worthless and Weak

Salaminizer [Live, Halloween 2000] (4:58)
Babyraper (2:43)
Jagermonsta (2:46)
Sleazy Sells The Earth [Live, Halloween 2000] (1:52)
Think You Oughta Know This (3:12)
Death Pod (4:11)
I'm In Love With A Dead Dog (4:13)
Nitro-Burning Funny Bong (4:13)
Penguin Attack (3:33)
War Toy (2:39)
Love Surgery [Live, Halloween 2000] (5:25)
The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo, Part 1 (2:31)
The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo, Part 2 (3:30)
Crush, Kill, Destroy (2:07)
Slaughterama (8:40)


GWAR: November 29, 2004 DNA Lounge San Francisco

Horror Of Yig (5:40)
Krosstika (4:27)
War Party (4:22)
Ham on the Bone (2:42)
Decay of Grandeur (4:42)
Crush, Kill, Destroy (1:53)
Crack In The Egg (5:04)
Bring Back The Bomb (5:02)
Bring Back The Bomb (4:51)
Immortal Corrupter (7:02)
You Can't Kill Terror (4:43)
Have You Seen Me? (6:17)
Womb With A View (2:26)
Proof of Non-Silliness (1:25)
Lost God (3:59)
Bonesnapper (6:02)
Sick of You (3:59)
Crowd, Marvin Fleebish (2:53)
The Salaminizer (4:04)
Biledriver (4:24)


GWAR: May 9, 2004 DNA Lounge San Francisco

Intro (1:53)
Ham on the Bone (2:03)
Battle Lust (3:17)
The Salamanizer (4:13)
Womb With A View (3:03)
Apes of Wrath (3:14)
Crack in the Egg (3:39)
Bush & Bin Laden (1:24)
Bring Back The Bomb (5:15)
Martyr Dumb (4:19)
Biledriver (3:19)
Lost God (4:09)
Blimey (3:19)
Licksore (1:38)
Decay of Grandeur (4:46)
Bonesnapper (4:10)
Pre-Encore, Oderus (3:55)
Immortal Corrupter (5:43)
Maggots (5:32)
As Pure as the Arctic Snow (4:25)


GWAR: Rare and Live Interviews

Oderus Interview (13:08)
Slymenstra Interview (11:00)
GWAR Vs. The Aquabats (19:52)
Dave Brockie WKE Interview (10:40)
KNAC Interview (44:14)
WCPN / Brockie "Raw" Interview (43:19)
Oderus Interview from Japanese Web Page (9:18)
Oderus Urungus - Indie 103.1 Interview 08-09-2006 (14:12)
The World According to GWAR, Part 1 - Sleazy (2:14)
The World According to GWAR, Part 2 - Oderus (6:01)
Oct. 31 (15:02) (from Halloween In Hell)



GWAR: Germany Must Be Destroyed (x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!)

Intro (1:23)
Baby Raper (3:03)
Ham on the Bone (2:50)
Tune From Da Moon (3:33)
Filthy Flow (2:09)
Jiggle The Handle (6:40)
The Salaminizer (3:37)
Maggots (5:25)
Nitro Burnin' Funny Bong (4:08)
Vlad the Impaler (3:58)
Jaegermonster (3:02)
Horror of Yig (6:27)
My Girly Ways (4:28)
Fishfuck (1:50)
A Short History of the End of the World (4:26)
GWAR Theme (6:15)
(Clinton Talks About Sex) (2:05)
Slap U Around (3:06)
Hate Love Songs (3:32)
Sick of You (3:18)
Mary Anne (2:44)


GWAR: Live From Mount Fuji (2005) (x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!)

Salaminizer (3:58)
Krosstika (3:47)
Bring Back The Bomb (5:06)
Ham on the Bone (2:07)
Immortal Corrupter (6:18)
Womb With A View (2:31)
Have You Seen Me? (6:03)
Whore of Yig (4:40)
Crush, Kill, Destroy (1:58)
Crack In The Egg (3:51)
Reaganator (3:46)
Bonesnapper (5:03)
Sick of You (8:01)
Biledriver (4:20)

School's Out (3:23) (x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!)


GWAR: Live From Antarctica

Sleazy Intro (3:18)
Horror of Yig (3:52)
Black And Huge (2:39)
Years Without Light (3:39)
World O' Filth (1:20)
Americanized (2:12)
Maggots (4:20)
Love Surgery (5:06)
Jacques Cousteau (4:28)
I'm In Love With A Dead Dog (2:42)
The Salaminizer (3:39)
Sexecutioner (3:42)
Sick of You (3:07)
Technosong (4:40)
U Ain't Shit (2:18)
Cool Place To Park (5:15)


Guitar Hero Encore Rocks The 80's

1. Opening Licks

Quiet Riot: Bang Your Head (Metal Health) (5:19)
Skid Row: 18 and Life (3:53)
Accept: Balls To The Wall (5:49)
A Flock of Seagulls: I Ran (So Far Away) (4:26)
The Go-Go's: We Got The Beat (2:34)

2. Amp Warmers

Limozeen: Because It's Midnight (2:15)
Asia: Heat of the Moment (3:56)
Scorpions: No One Like You (4:06)
White Lion: Radar Love (5:56)
Eddie Money: Shakin' (3:17)

3. String Snappers

.38 Special: Hold On Loosely (4:39)
Dio: Holy Diver (4:48)
Twisted Sister: I Wanna Rock (3:14)
Scandal: The Warrior (3:59)
The Vapors: Turning Japanese (3:45)

4. Return of the Shred

Krokus: Ballroom Blitz (3:58)
Oingo Boingo: Only A Lad (4:00)
Ratt: Round And Round (4:41)
the Police: Synchronicity II (5:04)
the Romantics: What I Like About You (2:59)

5. Relentless Riffs

Poison: Ain't Nothin' But A Good Time (3:49)
Faster Pussycat: Bathroom Wall (3:39)
Billy Squire: Lonely Is The Night (4:43)
X: Los Angeles (2:28)
Iron Maiden: Wrathchild (2:59)

6. Furious Fretwork

Anthrax: Caught in a Mosh (5:02)
Judas Priest: Electric Eye (4:22)
Extreme: Play With Me (3:31)
Dead Kennedys: Police Truck (2:28)
Sex Pistols: Seventeen (4:10)


Guitar Hero II OST (x2 in Windows Media Player, but in alphabetical order by artist... weird!)

Mötley Crüe: Shout At The Devil (3:14)
Danzig: Mother (3:24)
Cheap Trick: Surrender (4:11)
Wolfmother: Woman (2:55)
Spinal Tap: Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You (2:38)
KISS: Strutter (3:22)
Nirvana: Heart-Shaped Box (4:39)
the Police: Message In A Bottle (4:51)
Van Halen: You Really Got Me (2:38)
Kansas: Carry On, Wayward Son (5:21)
Foo Fighters: Monkey Wrench (3:51)
Alice in Chains: Them Bones (2:30)
Iggy Pop and the Stooges: Search and Destroy (3:29)
the Pretenders: Tattooed Love Boys (2:59)
Black Sabbath: War Pigs (7:57)
Warrant: Cherry Pie (3:21)
Butthole Surfers: Who Was In My Room Last Night (4:09)
Matthew Sweet: Girlfriend (3:39)
the Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking? (7:16)
Guns & Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine (5:56)
Rage Against The Machine: Killing In The Name (5:14)
Primus: John The Fisherman (3:37)
the Sword: Freya (4:34)
Thin Lizzy: Bad Reputation (3:07)
Aerosmith: Last Child (3:26)
Heart: Crazy On You (4:52)
Stone Temple Pilots: Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart (2:56)
Stray Cats: Rock This Town (3:26)
Allman Brothers Band: Jessica (7:30)
Jane's Addiction: Stop (4:14)
Anthrax: Madhouse (4:19)
The Living End: Carry Me Home (3:12)
Lamb of God: Laid to Rest (3:49)
Reverend Horton Heat: Psychobilly Freakout (2:39)
Rush: YYZ (4:34)
Avenged Sevenfold: Beast and the Harlot (5:40)
Suicidal Tendencies: Institutionalized (3:52)
Dick Dale: Misirlou (2:29)
Megadeth: Hangar 18 (5:13)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: Free Bird (4:42)
Drist: Arterial Blood (3:18)
Anarchy Club: Collide (3:21)
That Handsome Devil: Elephant Bones (3:35)
Valient Thorr: Fall of Pangea (7:03)
Vagiant: FTK (3:16)
Vagiant: Fuck The Kells (3:14)
Brian Kahanek: Gemini (4:15)
Buckethead: Jordan (3:56)
the Acro-Brats: Laughtrack (2:47)
Freezepop: Less Talk, More Rokk (5:01)
Shadows Fall: The Light That Blinds (5:05)
The Amazing Royal Crowns: Mr. Fix-It (2:35)
Every Time I Die: The New Black (2:55)
the Breaking Wheel: One For The Road (4:28)
the Neighborhoods: Parasite (3:23)
Bang Camaro: Push Push (Lady Lightning) (4:42)
Count Zero: Radium Eyes (3:32)
The Last Vegas: Raw Dog (3:30)
Megasus: Red Lottery (6:00)
All That Remains: Six (3:22)
Honest Bob and the Factory-To-Dealer Incentives: Soy Bomb (2:39)
Dethklok: Thunderhorse (2:32)
Strong Bad: Trogdor (1:43)
Voivod: X-Stream (5:05)
Made In Mexico: Yes, We Can (4:10)


Guitar Hero III Soundtrack

Foghat: Slow Ride (3:58)
Poison: Talk Dirty To Me (3:46)
Pat Benetar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot (2:52)
Social Distortion: Story of My Life (5:46)
KISS: Rock and Roll All Night (2:46)
Beastie Boys: Sabotage (2:58)
Mountain: Mississippi Queen (2:32)
Alice Cooper: School's Out (3:30)
Cream: Sunshine of Your Love (4:13)
Heart: Barracuda (4:13)
Rage Against The Machine: Bulls on Parade (3:53)
the Strokes: Reptilia (3:34)
the Killers: When You Were Young (3:40)
AFI: Miss Murder (3:49)
the Who: The Seeker (3:06)
Priestess: Lay Down (3:05)
Rolling Stones: Paint It Black (3:22)
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Suck My Kiss (3:35)
Black Sabbath: Paranoid (2:48)
Sex Pistols: Anarchy in the U.K. (3:33)
Sonic Youth: Kool Thing (4:06)
Weezer: My Name is Jonas (3:24)
Pearl Jam: Even Flow (4:53)
Blue Öyster Cult: Cities On Flame For Rock & Roll (4:04)
Dead Kennedys: Holiday in Cambodia (4:32)
the Scorpions: Rock You Like A Hurricane (4:12)
Aerosmith: Same Old Song and Dance (3:54)
ZZ Top: La Grange (3:54)
Guns & Roses: Welcome to the Jungle (4:33)
Bloc Party: Helicopter (3:40)
Santana: Black Magic Woman (5:21)
Smashing Pumpkins: Cherub Rock (4:18)
White Zombie: Black Sunshine (4:49)
Tenacious D: The Metal (2:46)
Stevie Ray Vaughan: Pride and Joy (3:40)
Matchbook Romance: Monsters (4:03)
Slipknot: Before I Forget (4:38)
Disturbed: Stricken (4:07)
Queens of the Stone Age: 3's and 7's (3:34)
Muse: Knights of Cydonia (6:06)
Living Colour: Cult of Personality (4:54)
Slayer: Raining Blood (4:16)
Eric Johnson: Cliffs of Dover (4:10)
Iron Maiden: Number of the Beast (4:53)
Metallica: One (5:02)
Stephen Ouimette: Devil Went Down To Georgia (6:15)
An Endless Sporadic: Impulse (4:20)
Backyard Babies: Minus Celsius (3:35)
Bret Michaels: Go That Far (2:52)
Die Toten Hosen: Hier Kommit Alex (4:30)
Dope: Nothing For Me Here (3:09)
Dragonforce: Through the Fire and Flames (7:21)
Fall of Troy: F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. (3:57)
Gallows: In the Belly of a Shark (2:41)
The Hellacopters: I'm in the Band (3:19)
Heroes del Silencio: Avalancha (5:57)
In Flames: Take This Life (3:35)
Kaiser Chiefs: Ruby (3:25)
Killswitch Engage: My Curse (4:05)
L.A. Slum Lords: Down N'Dirty (5:39)
Lacuna Coil: Closer (3:01)
Lions: Metal Heavy Lady (2:43)
NAAST: Mauvais Garçon (2:47)
Prototype: The Way It Ends (5:22)
Revolverheld: Generation Rock (2:44)
Rise Against: Prayer of the Refugee (3:19)
Scouts of St. Sebastian: In Love (3:54)
Senses Fail: Can't Be Saved (3:08)
The Sleeping: Don't Hold Back (4:32)
Stone Roses: She Bangs The Drums (3:44)
Superbus: Radio Song (2:25)
Marilyn Manson: Putting Holes in Happiness (Nick Zinner Remix) (3:44)
Flyleaf: Tina (2:33)


Guitar Hero Soundtrack

1. Opening Licks

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts: I Love Rock & Roll (3:06)
The Ramones: I Wanna Be Sedated (2:52)
Bad Religion: Infected (4:00)
Deep Purple: Smoke on the Water (6:03)
White Zombie: Thunder Kiss '65 (4:04)

2. Axe-Grinders

Black Sabbath: Iron Man (4:12)
Boston: More Than A Feeling (5:06)
ZZ Top: Sharp-Dressed Man (4:41)
Franz Ferdinand: Take Me Out (4:05)
Judas Priest: You Got Another Think Comin' (5:06)

3. Thrash and Burn

Burning Brides: Heart Full of Black (3:20)
the Exies: Hey You (3:59)
Queen: Killer Queen (3:18)
Incubus: Stellar (3:29)
Megadeth: Symphony of Destruction (3:56)

4. Return of the Shred

Audioslave: Cochiese (3:17)
Sum 41: Fat Lip (3:09)
The Donnas: Take It Off (2:46)
Helmet: Unsung (4:01)
David Bowie: Ziggy Stardust (4:16)

5. Fret-Burners

Mötörhead: Ace of Spades (3:13)
Cream: Crossroads (4:13)
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Higher Ground (3:26)
Queens of the Stone Age: No One Knows (4:21)
Jimi Hendrix: Spanish Castle Magic (3:15)

6. Face-Melters

Ozzy Osbourne: Bark at the Moon (4:22)
Pantera: Cowboys From Hell (4:08)
Edgar Winters Group: Frankenstein (4:15)
Blue Öyster Cult: Godzilla (3:50)
Stevie Ray Vaughan: Texas Flood (5:34)

Bonus Tracks

Shaimus: All of This (2:39)
Anarchy Club: Behind the Mask (2:54)
the Acro-Brats: Callout (3:19)
the Bags: Cavemen Rejoice (3:39)
Graveyard BBQ: Cheat on the Church (4:16)
Drist: Decontrol (3:37)
the Upper Crust: Eureka, I've Found Love (3:00)
the Slips: Even Rats (5:58)
Made in Mexico: Farewell Myth (4:24)
Black Label Society: Fire It Up (4:15)
Din: Fly on the Wall (2:59)
Freezepop: Get Ready 2 Rokk (3:05)
Monkey Steals The Peach: Guitar Hero (2:49)
Honest Bob and the Factory-To-Dealer Incentives: Hey (2:53)
Count Zero: Sail Your Ship By (4:29)
the Model Sons: Story of My Love (3:36)
Artillery: The Breaking Wheel (4:09)

Undocumented

Windtunnel Syndrome: Graveyard Shift (1:41)
Andrew Buch: Trippolette (2:15)


Guns & Roses: Chinese Democracy Demos (2006)

IRS (4:16)
Just Another Sunday (4:27)
Better (2:06)
There Was A Time (6:43)
Chinese Democracy (3:09)
Madagascar (5:35)
The Blues (4:46)
Rhiad and the Bedouins (3:24)
Oh My God (3:40)
Silkworms (3:31)
Oklahoma (5:06)
Crash Diet (3:12)
Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll (3:28)
Shadow of Your Love (2:43)
Dust in the Wind (2:16)
Prostitute (3:16)


Guns & Roses: Chinese Democracy (2007)

Better (4:58)
IRS (4:07)
There Was A Time (6:34)
Catcher in the Rye (5:40)
Chinese Democracy (3:11)
The Blues (4:43)
Madagascar (5:34)
Rhiad and the Bedouins (3:36)
Oh My God (3:40)
Silkworms (3:27)


Lead Into Gold: Age of Reason

Age of Reason (5:04)
Unreason (5:08)
Snake Oil (3:51)
A Giant on Earth (6:34)
Faster Than Light (5:43)
Lunatic / Genius (5:09)
Sweet Thirteen (4:41)
Fell From Heaven (6:00)
Untitled (0:58)
13 (4:33)


Ministry: Houses of the Mole (2004) [x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!]

No "W" (3:24)
Waiting (5:02)
Worthless (4:09)
Wrong (4:54)
Warp City (4:01)
WTV (4:25)
World (5:13)
WKYJ (5:14)
Worm (9:10)
Track 23 (Unlisted) (5:41)
Track 69 (Unlisted) (2:45)


Ministry: Rantology (2005)

No "W" redux (4:13)
The Great Satan (3:13)
Wrong [update mix] (5:20)
N.W.O. [update mix] (5:05)
Stigmata [update mix] (5:09)
Waiting (5:02)
Warp City [alt mix] (4:01)
Jesus Built My Hotrod [update mix] (5:52)
Bad Blood [alternate mix] (5:25)
Animosity (4:35)
Unsung [alternate mix] (3:43)
Bloodlines (6:34)
Psalm 69 [live in Paris] (5:03)
Thieves [live in Seattle] (5:06)
The Fall [live in London] (8:03)


Ministry: Rio Grande Blood Promo (2006) [x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!]

Rio Grande Blood (4:24)
Señor Peligro (3:39)
Gangreen [featuring Sgt. Major] (6:00)
Fear (Is Big Business) (4:51)
Lies, Lies, Lies (5:16)
The Great Satan (remix) (3:09)
Yellow Cake (4:35)
Palestina (3:18)
Ass Clown [featuring Jello Biafra] (6:42)
Khyber Pass [featuring Liz Constantine] (7:31)
Untitled [Hidden Track] (1:46)


Ministry: The Last Sucker Promo (2007) [x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!]

Let's Go (4:52)
Watch Yourself (5:28)
Life Is Good (4:15)
The Dick Song (5:50)
The Last Sucker (5:59)
No Glory (3:41)
Death and Destruction (3:31)
Roadhouse Blues (4:26)
Die in a Crash (4:03)
End of Days, Part 1 (3:22)
End of Days, Part 2 (10:26)


Misfits: 25th Anniversary Show, Bootleg

Hybrid Moments (4:04)
Teenagers from Mars (2:11)
Attitude (1:06)
Some Kind of Hate (2:09)
Last Caress (1:49)
Astro Zombies (2:07)
Skulls (1:44)
Twenty Eyes (2:00)
Rise Above (2:29)
Thirsty and Miserable (2:06)
Jealous Again (1:47)
Nervous Breakdown (1:50)
Six-Pack (2:00)
Death Comes Ripping (2:00)
Die, Die My Darling (2:50)
We Are 138 (2:02)
I Just Wanna Have Somethin' To Do (2:25)
Band Out Band (1:30)
I Don't Wanna Go in the Basement (1:56)
I Don't Care (1:27)
Sheena is a Punk Rocker (1:52)
American Psycho (3:39)
Walk Among Us (1:19)
Dig Up Our Bones (2:33)
The KKK Took My Baby Away (2:20)
The Garden of Serenity (2:12)
I'm Affected (2:24)
Pet Cemetery (2:57)
Caught At The Gates (5:29)
Why Don't You Love Me Anymore? (3:06)
I Wanna Be Sedated (2:10)
Blitzkrieg Bop (3:12)


Misfits: Buried in a Pet Cemetery (Tribute to the Ramones)

I Just Wanna Have Somethin' To Do (2:22)
Teenage Lobotomy (1:28)
Havana Affair (1:26)
I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement (1:49)
I Don't Care (1:22)
Sheena is a Punk Rocker (2:01)
The KKK Took My Baby Away (2:14)
The Garden of Serenity (2:12)
I'm Affected (2:29)
Strength To Endure (2:35)
Pet Cemetery (2:58)
I Wanna Be Sedated (1:58)
Beat On The Brat (2:07)
Blitzkrieg Bop (1:45)


P-Funk / Parliament

Bop Gun (Endangered Species) (8:35)
P. Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up) (7:39)
Rumpofsteelskin (5:37)
Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) (6:43)
Standing on the Verge of Getting It On (5:10)
Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker) (5:46)
Night of the Thumpasorus Peoples (5:11)
The Motor-Booty Affair (5:16)
Bounce To This (Kendra Foster) (6:33)
Sexy Side of You (George Clinton (3:56)
Cosmic Slop (5:20)
Comin' Round The Mountain (5:48)
One Nation Under A Groove (7:28)
Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock?! (6:18)
(Not Just) Knee Deep (17:28)
Stomp (4:50)
Erotic City (4:27)
Maggot Brain (10:20)


P-Funk: 3.11.2006 (Starland Ballroom - Sayreville, NJ)

Tuning (1:45)
Intro Jam / Pleasure Principle Jam (11:07)
Sativa (2:57)
We Are The Greatest (4:38)
Possession-Free Philosophy (9:14)
Something Stank / Hard As Steel / Something Stank (6:33)
Get 2 Know U (5:51)
If The Time Is Right (5:48)
Roll Up (11:58)
Maggot Brain Jam (Michael Hampton) (2:40)
Calling On The Funk (2:21)
Standing On The Verge (15:59)
Give Up The Funk / PsychoticBumpSchool (5:08)
Up For The Down Stroke (17:58)
Flash Light (15:16)
(Not Just) Knee Deep (24:37)
Sexy Side Of You (9:34)
Bounce To This (6:26)
Gary's Intro (2:52)
One Nation Under The Groove (12:03)
Atomic Dog (13:16)
Whole Lotta Shakin' (16:44)


Pailhead: Trait

Man Should Surrender (3:42)
Anthem (4:50)
Don't Stand In Line (3:50)
Ballad (3:54)
I Will Refuse (4:20)
No Bunny (5:02)


Rock Band Song List

Jet: Are You Gonna Be My Girl (3:50)
Sweet: Ballroom Blitz (4:00)
Soundgarden: Black Hole Sun (5:17)
the Ramones: Blitzkrieg Bop (2:10)
Hole: Celebrity Skin (2:42)
Smashing Pumpkins: Cherub Rock (4:58)
Radiohead: Creep (3:55)
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California (4:40)
Fall Out Boy: Dead On Arrival (3:16)
KISS: Detroit Rock City (3:56)
Blue Öyster Cult: Don't Fear The Reaper (5:08)
the New Pornographers: The Electric Version (2:53)
Metallica: Enter Sandman (5:31)
Faith No More: Epic (4:53)
Molly Hatchet: Flirtin' With Disaster (5:00)
Boston: Foreplay / Longtime (7:45)
Rolling Stones: Gimme Shelter (4:36)
Queens of the Stone Age: Go With The Flow (3:09)
the Outlaws: Green Grass and High Tides (9:46)
Nine Inch Nails: The Hand That Feeds (3:38)
OK Go: Here It Goes Again (2:59)
Deep Purple: Highway Star (6:07)
Garbage: I Think I'm Paranoid (3:37)
Nirvana: In Bloom (4:14)
Foo Fighters: Learn To Fly (3:57)
the Hives: Main Offender (2:35)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Maps (3:39)
Mountain: Mississippi Queen (2:29)
the Police: Next To You (2:51)
R.E.M.: Orange Crush (3:52)
Black Sabbath: Paranoid (2:50)
the Strokes: Reptilia (3:44)
Iron Maiden: Run To The Hills (3:53)
Beastie Boys: Sabotage (2:58)
Weezer: Say It Ain't So (4:17)
the Clash: Should I Stay or Should I Go Now? (3:12)
David Bowie: Suffragette City (3:25)
Rush: Tom Sawyer (4:34)
Aerosmith: Train Kept A-Rolling (5:33)
Stone Temple Pilots: Vasoline (2:56)
Bon Jovi: Wanted Dead Or Alive (5:10)
the Pixies: Wave of Mutilation (3:01)
Coheed and Cambria: Welcome Home (6:16)
the Killers: When You Were Young (3:34)
the Who: Won't Get Fooled Again (8:31)
the Konks: 29 Fingers (2:51)
Freezepop: Brainpower (2:10)
Death of the Cool: Can't Let Go (3:34)
the Acro-Brats: Day Late, Dollar Short (3:02)
Honest Bob and the Factory-To-Dealer Incentives: I Get By (4:17)
Flyleaf: I'm So Sick (2:57)
Crooked X: Nightmare (3:24)
Tribe: Outside (4:55)
Bang Camaro: Pleasure (Pleasure) (3:41)
Vagiant: Seven (4:15)
The Mother Hips: Time We Had (3:06)
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld: Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld (2:22)


Ramainz: Live In NY

Rockaway Beach (2:14)
Commando (1:49)
I Don't Care (1:35)
Teenage Lobotomy (1:52)
Beat On The Brat (2:22)
Chinese Rock (2:12)
Rock & Roll Vacation in L.A. (1:53)
Listen To My Heart (1:41)
I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You (1:32)
I Wanna Be Sedated (2:09)
Cretin Hop (1:52)
Hop Around (1:31)
Sheena is a Punk Rocker (2:24)
I Just Wanna Have Something To Do (2:23)
Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment (1:38)
Wart Hog (2:01)
Chain Saw (1:52)
Judy Is A Punk (1:25)
Loudmouth (1:51)
Blitzkrieg Bop (1:58)
53rd & 3rd (2:17)


Revolting Cocks: Cocktail Mixxx

Fire Engine [Luc Van Acker Gumby Mixxx] (5:09)
Ten Million Ways To Die [Jammin' The Radar Mix] (4:20)
Calienté [Searing Social Problem Mix] (4:50)
Prune Tang [Prune Juice Cocktail Mix] (3:11)
Dead-End Streets [86 Mix] (5:49)
Pole Grinder [It Hurts When I Piss Mix] (6:09)
Jack In The Crack [Crackrock Mix] (3:38)
Devil Cock [Sum Yunguy Mix] (4:00)
Viagra Culture [Fat Juicy Hog Mix] (7:28)
Revolting Cock Au Lait [Le Coq Au Lait Mix] (4:25)


Revolting Cocks: Cocked and Loaded (2006) [x2 in Windows Media Player... weird!]

RevColution Medley (4:42)
Ten Million Ways To Die] (4:45)
Calienté [Dark Entries] (4:27)
Prune Tang (3:08)
Fire Engine (4:59)
Dead-End Streets (5:40)
Pole Grinder (3:52)
Jack In The Crack (3:28)
Devil Cock (4:00)
Viagra Culture (5:42)
Revolting Cock Au Lait (10:25)

Well, at least I know what's wrong, kinda...

Hey, Tara T. added me to Facebook - good times at Palmer! I'm also going to add Norman there, haha. Jon sent us an email about Sunday dinner at Jeremy's this week... sweet! I just noticed that LJ has a new lock for filtered entries, and has added something that describes which filtered groups are able to see a certain entry - very handy! Would have been nice if it had been here ages ago, but this is still good. :D


Great... I have at least one missing or corrupt file on my hard drive. I ran the Windows Memory Diagnostic Test earlier tonight, and tried to start Windows afterwards - it said it couldn't start because of that problem. Then I tried again, and it started all right. I might have found the problem which causes the computer to restart all the time, but I'm not sure. At least I have an error message which Eric can work from in about two weeks or so, maybe. (I won't be here next week!)

I always thought Leap Year babies were very special: my sister used to know a girl named Anne-Marie in preschool with that birthday. Must be nice! Sorta special? Haha.

Restarting the computer 100 times in 3 days?!

Note: What Would Your LJ Friends Steal? blogquiz, by sharyla.


Well, my day has mainly consisted of restarting the computer / having it restart on me, and cursing at it. Yup, this computer installation is pretty much aggravating, but I called Eric and emailed Corey about it. They can't diagnose it long-distance / via phone, but gave me SOME helpful tips - so did an online Microsoft forum, but that didn't help. Now I want to defenestrate the computer, and hate people even more, haha. I've been trying to do a tracklist post in an LJ update window for its autosaved draft, and tried to call Jeremy too. (I hope he didn't take it badly when I didn't realize he wanted to sit by me and Raymond on Sunday - at least we exchanged grins / smiles / conversation later?) Eric thinks I should go to the Green Lettuce restaurant on Kingsway tomorrow night for my small group outing. I can't, and not just because I don't have a ride. I just don't really feel like it, considering my blah mood! Steph sent me a green dragon free gift - woohoo!

Prank Call CD 2 from Corey!

LJ link to Part 1
FB link to Part 1
LJ link to Part 2
FB link to Part 2


This took me three days to type up!

More prank calls from Corey! :D


This entry is allowed to have non-aligned tags.
Number of tracks, including all the text and HTML files: 1890.
Estimated running time: 106 hours, 41 minutes, 43 seconds.


Apple Tech Support Calls

Boot off Apple Talk Disk (0:11)
Captain Breather (1:22)
Crying Midterm Failure (0:50)
Customer Employee No Choice (0:08)
Disks Are Unimportant (0:39)
Lose My Mind (0:07)
More Apple Hold Music Comments (0:05)
More Than One (0:47)
Paper Clip (1:57)
Pell Smacking A Guy (0:18)
Sawed Off What? (0:10)
Screamer (1:21)
What Kind of Head? (0:18)
What, Sane? (0:27)


Blackout's Box

Christian Slater: Stern Edit, Part 1 (6:00)
Christian Slater: Stern Edit, Part 2 - Call Back (1:28)
Christian Slater: Paris Hilton T-Mobile Scandal (38:55)
I Know a Thing or Two About Three or Four (20:47)
Smoker's Helpline: Dandel (10:04)
The Secret to Life (5:03)
05-12-05 Teletype Lobster, Part 1 (6:59)
05-12-05 Teletype Lobster, Part 2 (5:26)
Cat Freezer, 10-21-05 (29:13)
Prank System 4000 (1:08:52)


Bubba the Love Sponge: Ned Only

Ned Only CD Intro (0:22)
Get Your Sheep On (2:13)
Jewfish (4:35)
Gay Retiree (4:17)
Afro-American Pie (3:51)
Muslim Rap (4:52)
Toss My Salad (2:58)
Bubba Christ (3:51)
Priest Call (4:59)
Apocalypse Ned: Ned Hallucination (4:32)
Ned and Bubba Phone Sex (3:03)
Sodomy Song (2:57)
Helicopter Donut (4:06)
Cartoon Arab Call (5:32)
Electro Handjob (4:47)
Mark Out (3:40)
Redneck Grammar (2:53)
Jerk It (2:46)
Can't Stop (3:24)
Indian Mascot Call (5:09)
FCC Call (4:25)
Outro (0:30)


Cal's Forums

770539412.1154805130 (1:23)
770539412.1154805528 (1:14)
Answering Machine (0:40)
AOL (7:00)
Blockbuster Spoof (0:58)
Roy B. Hax (5:38)


Captain Janks: The King of the Cranks

Cell Phone Car Crash (0:52)
Larry King (2:20)
Breast Cancer (0:58)
Earthquake Coverage (0:34)
Gun Control (0:30)
God (0:14)
The Incubus (1:14)
Elvis Files, Part 1 and 2 (0:43)
Fuck Jackie (0:57)
Maria Sanbourne (0:53)
Various Calls 1 (0:51)
Ed McMahon (0:50)
Hulk Hogan! (0:38)
Larry King II (0:27)
More Earthquake Coverage (0:27)
Jesus Died For You (2:29)
Various Calls II (1:03)
Will You Marry Me? (3:36)
Shopping On Television (2:54)
Ed Meese (0:45)
Robin Ophelianews (3:22)
Reducing Yourself To An Animal (2:54)
Oklahoma City (1:37)
Cindy Adams (0:14)
Jerry Lewis Telethon (1:01)
C.P. Telethon [Hot Monkey Love] (5:29)
Party Invite (0:42)


College Sucks

3-Way Jimmy (0:59)
A Little Chat (3:05)
Angry Page (0:57)
Angry Star 69 #1 (1:02)
Angry Star 69 #2 (0:32)
Angry Star 69 #3 (3:30)
AOL Call 1 (9:40)
AOL Call 2 (10:46)
AOL Call 4 (7:43)
AOL Cybersex (6:23)
Arnold 1 (1:47)
Bagboy (2:30)
Best Buy (3:52)
Blood on the Carpet (2:09)
Bruce Thirsten Penthouse (5:52)
Budget Inn (1:12)
Cellphone (1:28)
Cellphone 2 (3:34)
Cleo 1 (2:00)
Cluck Book (6:53)
Allison Coffee (1:37)
AOL Muscle (12:21)
Atheism Rules (4:21)
Concise Message (0:25)
Counting Toes (3:05)
Crying For Me (1:15)
Dude Bars (4:55)
Ethel and the Fubu (1:58)
Freshman Frat (2:32)
Gangs of New York (1:49)
I'm Tired (3:56)
John Alzheimer's (17:41)
John's Date (2:53)
John Wants To Bring Beer (3:27)
Last Name AOL 1 (8:14)
Last Name AOL 2 (25:05)
Medley Thirsten (5:27)
Message For Matt (0:51)
Prank Victim Pranks (23:27)
Snow Shovel (1:48)
The Word "Sucks" (7:13)
Thirsten Alzheimer's (5:38)
Thirsten and Ethel (5:29)
Thirsten Trash (2:11)
Thirsten Walmart Note (4:35)
Thirsten Basket (0:29)
Thirsten Olsen (2:09)
Tim The Bridge Player (4:15)
Trikke (8:10)
Comp Call (10:38)
Did You Page 42? (1:25)
Did You Page Andrea? (2:56)
Did You Page Me? (5:22)
Did You Page Sarah? (1:16)
Gang Death (3:15)
Gay Bar (0:30)
Get A Life (1:43)
Girl Jackie (0:25)
Happy Birthday, Amy! (14:06)
Happy Birthday (2:43)
John Thirsten Frank (2:36)
Lincoln Rooms (6:44)
Looking For Joan 1 (2:32)
Looking For Joan 2 (2:12)
Looking For Joan 3 (2:36)
McDonalds Reservations (19:44)
Messed-Up Page (15:12)
Nude Photos (3:14)
Nude Photos 2 (3:32)
Outeat (1:25)
Page 6 (2:53)
Paged (3:51)
Paged 10 (2:41)
Paged Old Guy (4:19)
Page HPV Sarah (0:52)
Pager Harassment (3:57)
Pager Sick (2:20)
Page With 69 (5:09)
Peace Out, Cactus! (2:07)
Pet Stains (3:37)
Pictures 3 (4:29)
Pictures 3-8-02 (2:21)
Reservations McDonalds (2:44)
Ronald 2 (3:52)
Sam Is Born (1:12)
Shit Chinese (3:50)
Shit Talker 1 (0:58)
Shit Talker 2 (2:10)
Shit Talker 3 (3:45)
Shit Talker 4 (2:42)
Shit Talker 5 (2:29)
Shit Talker Mark (0:23)
Star 69 (2:14)
Star 69 Bible Study (2:33)
Star 69 TV (11:56)
Star 69 Wife Liar (1:39)
Thirsten Gay (6:19)
Thirsten Jill Darcy (2:53)
Thirsten Jill Frank (2:20)
Thirsten Jill Jerome (2:18)
Thirsten Keg (1:07)
Thirsten Martha (0:51)
Thirsten Page (2:02)
Thirsten Walmart (4:07)
Video Update (1:16)
Wendy's (2:42)


Crank Yankers: The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Volume 1

Turd in Car (3:16)
Chinese Rapper (2:32)
Tech Orgasm (3:38)
The Nemesis (1:17)
Birchum Looks For A Job (3:38)
Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers (2:57)
Power Jammin' and Mega Mixin' (2:44)
Deaf Friend Phone Sex (4:42)
Wu Tang At Reba's (3:01)
Attacked By A Monkey (1:53)
Penis Pump (3:36)
Blind Stripper (3:38)
Lost Leg (3:14)
Porn Survey (2:06)
Niles Calls Healthcare (3:51)
We Get To Drink (4:44)
I Got Mail (2:31)


Crank Yankers: The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Volume 2

Crank Yankers Theme (1:03)
The Phone Zone (3:31)
Spoonie Takes Out A Personal Ad (4:00)
Nanny Job (2:16)
Calligraphy (2:56)
Parrot 1 (2:27)
Shoulda Sent It Sooner (5:40)
Grandpa's Bath (2:44)
Beanie Babies (1:35)
Westrope (2:48)
Waste Management (3:47)
Pee Delivery (2:39)
Phone Sex Vomit (2:53)
Cookies (2:49)
Wheelchair Library (4:54)
Cosby Reservation (4:06)
Hallmark Cards (4:20)
Hawaii (1:14)


Crank Yankers: The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Volume 3

Do You Know That Song? (2:55)
Sporting Goods Spokesperson (3:25)
Beat Around The Bush Phone Sex (2:06)
Hits A Deer (2:44)
Lost A $25 Chip (3:35)
Black Guy Masturbating In Park (3:27)
Caulk (2:04)
Security Guard Job (3:12)
8-Lb. Balls (1:16)
Kids Saw Porn (3:04)
Building A House, Part 2 (2:48)
I Have The Junk (2:39)
Your Son Hit My Car (3:05)
Rosie's Candy Birthday (3:56)
Dr. Drew Talks Hip-Hop (2:31)
Nude Model (2:21)
Raven (2:29)


Erik Verducci

Daniel Carver at 3 AM (0:22)
I Need Some Toilet Paper (0:25)
Unplug Your ATM (1:37)
Fun With Pay Phones (8:10)
I'd Like To Put My .357 To Your Head (23:27)
I'm Sorry, I Won't Call You Again (8:31)
More Fun With Pay Phones (2:18)
Random Call To A Drunk (9:01)
The Reefer Mechanic (6:09)
Zong! (1:30)
12 Seconds in Chinatown (0:12)
73 Pounds of Shrimp, Part 2 (2:45)
Answering Machine Message (0:33)
Be My Friend (7:15)
Bill Collector (0:27)
Call Screening 2 (0:12)
Call Screening (0:39)
Calling Card Ripoff (7:03)
Calling Crooked Phone Companies (10:00)
Can I Hook Up With Your Woman? (1:56)
Canadian Karaoke (2:25)
Clint (2:22)
Disgrace To Jersey, Part 2 (5:40)
Disgrace To Jersey, Part 3 (5:09)
Disgrace To Jersey (14:44)
Doesn't Take Her Long To Crack (0:31)
DUI (1:02)
El Camino [Outro] (3:29)
Fake Leg (10:03)
Fat White Gangster Bitch, Part 2 (1:05)
Fat White Gangster Bitch (3:48)
Fixing The Past (4:25)
Free Pie (4:39)
Fun-Loving Telemarketer (0:28)
Harold (1:25)
How To Make Friends (0:33)
I Ain't Crazy (3:53)
I Am At A Payphone (1:41)
I Will Kill The Blacks, Jews, Mexicans, and Gays (2:34)
If You Misdial (2:20)
Is Clark There? (2:05)
Jesus Loves You (2:18)
Jodi, The Nice Canadian [Part 1] (9:26)
Jodi, The Nice Canadian [Part 2] (2:07)
Kitty's (0:27)
Lil Coco's Answering Machine (0:59)
Love From The Hood (6:03)
Making Friends With Lesbians (7:07)
Merry Christmas (2:10)
Mistress Sandra (1:27)
Newspaper Telemarketer (4:17)
Printing Company (7:28)
Random Restaurant (2:53)
Sexy Sniper Goddess (11:56)
She Just Keeps Talking (14:44)
South Central Angst (6:06)
Spanish (1:21)
Telemarketer 01 (0:21)
Telemarketer 02 (1:57)
Telemarketer 03 (1:57)
Telemarketer 04 (2:04)
Telemarketer 05 (1:27)
Telemarketer 06 (5:09)
Telemarketer 07 (8:04)
Telephone Harassment (10:56)
The Promo (4:27)
The Stoned Canadian (4:49)
Twisted Phone Sex, Part 2 (9:51)
Twisted Phone Sex (8:30)
Unhappy Bill Collector (0:54)
Video Late Fees (5:24)
Wake Up (2:19)
You Page (1:42)
Your Friend is in the Hospital (5:18)
11 Boring Minutes (12:06)
300-Pound Fat Man on Acid (3:08)
Can We Rub On Your Titties? (0:54)
Fucking With People From Reality Shows (2:05)
Fucking With Spammers (1:27)
Let Me Talk to the Lesbians (2:05)
Mutant Toes (2:10)
Pig's Feet (0:31)
Random Bar (9:38)
Satellite Porn (8:33)
Who Are You People? (4:00)
You Shouldn't Have Called Us (4:14)
Two Cases of Paper Clips (8:13)
73 Pounds of Shrimp, Part 3 (14:08)
Don't Mess With My Woman (6:36)
Nobody Here Ordered Any Pizzas (5:54)
Your Tires Are In (2:37)
Twenty Taco Bells (1:08)


Erik Verducci: Phone Terrorism (2003)

Intro (5:13)
Collect Call (2:29)
The Security Guard (4:14)
Security Guard's Boss (3:43)
Security Guard, One Week Later (2:07)
Continuous Misdial (3:27)
The Virgin (6:58) [unplayable?!]
Smoke Shop (4:55)
Dumb Club Whores, Part 1 (9:45)
The Bridal Shop (2:06)
Eddie (4:30)
Gonorrhea, That's All (3:49) [unplayable?!]
Internet Café (9:38)
Another Smoke Shop (6:12)
Who The Fuck Is Elliott? (3:24)
Backwoods Boy (2:56)
The End (0:46)


Erik Verducci: Everyone Needs A Hobby (2004)

The Girls' Bathroom (1:33)
Pizza (4:04)
Angry Larry (1:11)
Random Call To Compton (5:29)
Let Me Talk To Bobby (1:58)
73 Pounds of Shrimp (7:10)
Pizza, Part 2 (1:49)
The Incoherent Plumber (4:31)
UFOs (5:34)
Sucky Sucky (1:24)
The Late Shift (2:38)
I Just Want To Hook Up (5:12)
Pizza, Part 3 (1:53)
Erin (5:03)
Shit Fire [KKK Country Boy] (4:28)
Play Some Games With Me (4:02)
My Goddamn 11 (3:14)
This Isn't Richie Jr. (3:47)
Random Call to a Trailer Park (6:24)
Trailer Park Follow-Up (3:12)
Shows Over Seymore (2:23)


Fightsters! - A Little Man's Love

Intro (0:41)
In the Name of Jesus #1 (1:41)
Hang Up The Phone! (1:42)
Spruce Tree (6:38)
Wurlitzer Piano (8:33)
Room For Rent (7:01)
In the Name of Jesus #2 (1:09)
Death Pronounced (3:55)
Funeral Home (12:14)
All Your Generation (2:27)
In the Name of Jesus #3 (0:36)
Swimming (2:38)
Don (6:01)
Homecare (2:09)
Blue Feathers (10:30)
In the Name of Jesus #4 (5:05)


Fightsters! - LQ versions for a website update

In the Name of Jesus #1 (1:25)
In the Name of Jesus #2 (0:48)
In the Name of Jesus #3 (0:20)
In the Name of Jesus #4 (1:23)
Hang Up The Phone! (1:27)


Geek Squad Pranks

Call to Xcric from Gen May (2:15)
Comp Smash 430 (0:09)
Fan Won't Work (10:22)
Floppy Wheel Drive (4:01)
Gay Porn Removal (2:40)
General Failure (8:36)
Hacked My Gibson (4:03)
Help With Minesweeper (2:13)
I Ejaculated on my Keyboard (2:33)
I Like My Popups (2:50)
Keyboard Drivers (3:01)
My CD Drive Won't Work (3:47)
My Computer Turns On By Itself (4:49)
My Mom's Wedding Ring is Stuck in the Floppy Drive, Outtake 1 (1:10)
Wedding Ring Stuck in Floppy Drive (4:16)
WTF 99A (0:14)


Mark Knofler

Amanda White [Fight With Husband] (5:27)
Bessy [She Sells Heroin] (0:31)
Margaret [Wrong Number] (1:06)
Mark [Carve My Initials] (0:11)
Anita [Man of the House] (1:50)
Charlie [Dumb Fucking Nigger] (4:09)
Class Play and Smegma Picnic {1:33}
Two Weeks' Vacation and Redial (1:33)
Cindy [Broiled Lobster Tail] (5:19)
Winifred [Crazy Fat Bitch] (0:29)
Marie [It's George!] (3:59)
Bertha [Naked Schoolkids] (3:21)
Linwood [Erector Set] (2:26)
DNRAC [Radioactive Waste] (1:18)
Pearlina [Heroin Buy] (2:25)
Pam [I Could Go Down On] (2:40)


Miscellaneous Prank Calls

Adam Sandler Prank Phone Calls (2:02) [x2]
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Pizza Answering Machine (1:36)
Bernie Mac Prank Phone Calls (2:35)
Brian's Funny Stuff - Retarded Kid Calls Mexican at Hotel Pay Phone (2:34)
Retard Calls Walmart (2:47) [x2]
Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes Hair Appointment (1:26)
Britney Spears' Cellphone (2:06)
Retarded Kid Calls Mexican at Hotel Pay Phone (1:23)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls Gateway (1:56) [x3]
AOL [Funny As Hell] (7:01) [x3]
Bam Magera Prank Call (1:38)
Mexican Computer Repair Guy [FUCKING FUNNY SHIT] (1:34)
Stutter Call (2:09) [x2]
Kerpal - You Kicked My Kick Dog (9:05)
Kerpal - You Kicked My Dog (3:18)
Kerpal - You Stole My Newspaper (2:47)
Pizza Hut Call (1:11)
Indian Crank Call - Kerpal - Airport (3:06)
Chinese Stolen Newspaper (2:25)
Arnold Calls an Asian Woman (1:28)
Call to Chinese Restaurant (2:32)
Chris Tucker Calls Pizza Hut (1:28)
Rent-A-Tent (1:33)
Chickety China Chinese Chicken (2:26) [x3]
Naked Wife Photos (5:14)
ICP to Eminem [unplayable?!]
Is My Girl Over There? (2:09)
Your Dog Has AIDS (2:31)
Gay Bar (2:42) [x3]
Prank Chinese Phone Calls (0:46)
Eminem and Britney Spears (1:32)
Tom Green and Taco Bell (2:04)
ICP and Funny Sex Names (0:33)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls Drunk Guy {Marley} (3:34) [x2, and one clocking in at 2:31]
Joe Pesci Calls People Raising Hell (6:27)
You Stole My Crack (2:41)
Cheating Boyfriend (2:44)
Dr. Murdock (3:03)
Eminem's Cell Phone [unplayable?!]
Poop In My Car (3:46)
Call To Porno Shop (1:33)
Racist DJ (1:43)
Arnold Calls McDonalds (1:15)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls A Crazy Chinese Guy (2:13)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls Asian Escort Service (2:13)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls Gator Lodge (0:41)
Al Pacino Calls Eric at the Hotel Griffen (1:11)
McDonalds Drive-Through (1:13)
Comic View (3:42)
Kerpal at the Airport [Pakistani and Hindi Fight] (1:31)
Narcolepsy (2:08)
Two of My Toes Fell Off (0:38)
Roy D. Mercer and the Police Chief (3:38)
Terrorist Pizza (2:42)
Masturbation Box (5:13)
Al Pacino Calls The Limo Guy (2:03)
Shaggy Calls Fortnum & Mason (2:24)
Shaggy Calls for a Taxi (1:40)
Bart's Phone Pranks (0:32)
Retard Stole My Newspaper (2:10)
Bill Hicks and the Office Nigger Hater (5:28)
My Wife's Fat Ass (3:05)
Jerky Boys Plumber (1:48)
Nazi [Funny Shit] (2:20)
Grandmama Fighting (3:40)
No Home Training (2:05)
The WEED Man (1:37)
Tom Green and Turning Down Your TV (2:04)
Japanese VCR [Funny As Hell] (2:27)


MOJO in the Morning Phone Scams

Governor Granholm (9:51)
Doggie Repo (6:53)
Saddam Classic Phone Scam (8:24)
Illegal Phone Tap (9:11)
Weed Storage (10:03)
Santa Job Opening (5:56)
Dream Cruise (6:38)
Franks and Beans (6:19)
Adjustable Bed Rescue (4:26)
AMERICAN IDOL Singing Telegram (10:28)
Apartment Maintenance (5:42)
Bingo Announcer (5:47)
Broken Garage Door (4:29)
Broken Vase (7:35)
Casino Lost and Found (4:59) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Cat Custody (5:17) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Courtesy Car (4:55) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Daycare Druggie (5:54)
Free Mammogram Phone Scam (5:33)
Funeral Mama (6:02)
Harley Davidson (7:30)
Honeymoon Travel (5:08)
Impromptu One-Hour Photo (7:27)
Jared's Subway Diet (7:21)
Lead Singer Audition (5:37)
Lost Hearing Aid (7:24)
Bank Problems Phone Scam (8:35)
BARNEY Fan Phone Scam (5:08)
Call off the Wedding (6:52)
Cell Phone Bill (9:53)
Charity Auction (7:17)
Clueless Auto Repair (7:35)
Daughter's Job (5:16)
Gambler's Anonymous (4:21)
Mother-In-Law Deed (5:30)
Olympic Flame (7:20)
Psychic Abuse 1 (7:40)
Psychic Abuse 2 (4:31)
Sell My House (4:15)
Smelly Cab (7:59)
Pimp Daddy Phone Scam (7:46)
Prize America Sweepstakes (3:07)
Saddam Needs A Home (10:07)
AMERICAN IDOL Phone Bill (9:26)
Wedding Cake Scam (4:52) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Kim's Dry Cleaning (5:25) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Nikki (5:09) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Party Rentals (5:35) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Reality TV (5:44)
Spring Break Mom 1 (8:17)
Toilet Seat (5:13) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Tree (4:44) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Sinking Boat (7:11)
Spring Break Mom 2 (5:56)
Stupid Voices (9:32)
Sweaty Guy (4:21) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Tongue in the VCR (4:56)
Touch Tone Terrorist (5:32) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Valentine's Florist (3:57) [only in RealPlayer?!]


MOJO in the Morning: Street Scams

Martha Stewart (1:09)
Bathroom Stall Talk (12:47)
Classroom Cell Phone (6:17)
No-Wait Santa (10:20)
Airhorn Man (4:03) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Bathroom Attendant, Part 1 (7:27)
Bathroom Attendant, Part 2 (1:37)
Denny's Grand Slam (8:17)
Fired from Home Depot (2:06)
Golf Cart 1 (7:39)
Golf Cart 2 (3:48)
Golf Cart 3 (4:22)
Golf Cart 4 (1:51)
Grocery Shopping (5:14)
I Used To Live Here (5:27)
Partial Mathers (13:07)
Political Street Scam (14:16)
Spike Steals A Car (5:53) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Can I Borrow A Cell Phone? (7:24)
Fireworks (3:37)
Hospital Gown (10:00)
Human Organs (13:49)
Human Organs 2 (10:14)
Angry Wheelchair Guy (7:16)
Bank Drive-Through, Part 1 (4:14)
Bank Drive-Through, Part 2 (10:38)
Burger King (6:05)
Burger King 2 (2:18)
Burger King 3 (1:35)
Cab Complaint (10:36)
Dear Jack, Part 1 (6:51)
Dear Jack, Part 2 (4:38)
Deer Urine (9:28)
Home Depot (7:02)
Kobe Bryant (6:22)
Loss Prevention (7:35)
Pictures for Website, Part 1 (4:24)
Pictures for Website, Part 2 (4:26)
Salvation Army (4:35)
Starbucks Job Interview (9:36)
Walmart Return 1 (8:14)
Walmart Return 2 (7:07)
Tanning Two-Year-Old Scam (4:15)


MokMok [only in RealPlayer?!]

Beverage Survey (1:21)
Cable Cutie (2:01)
Gibberish (1:25)
Gimmee 40 Dollah (1:26)
Internet? What's Dat? (1:34)
Large Buttocks Mixed (1:15)
Poopie on the Rug (0:56)
Psycho Card (0:38)
Pu-Pu Platter (2:05)
Short But Sweet (0:14)
Titties (0:42)
Wash Your Balls (2:08)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: PLA Radio

The Brady Bunch House (9:55)
Social Engineering (17:50)
Deaf Relay Operators (17:01)
Movie Theater Calls (19:01)
Answering Emails (6:55)
Pranking Celebrities (12:43)
Screwing with Other Podcasters (29:15)
PLA Radio 8 (29:05)
Outtake: Jimmie Trying To Get Info (11:55)
Drive-Thru Shenanigans (26:25)
Extras (12:59)
Fuck You, Motherfucker (17:41)
Customer Service Extravaganza (20:15)
Free Phone Calls (36:00)
Update (6:42)
Phone Mobbing (26:22)
Wacky Morning DJ (21:40)
PLA Radio 15 (23:43)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND

Corn in the Waffles (1:13)
ICP Contest Submission (1:00)
Dairy Queen Not A Pay Phone (0:32)
Freaking Out On Mega Elite (0:26)
Harassing an Operator With Permission (0:45)
Defective Birkenstocks (1:12)
Deposit 75 Cents (0:21)
Deposit More Money (0:46)
Domino's Pizza Auto Mechanic (3:06)
El Jefe Calling About Lost Cat (0:51)
Tattoo On His Butt (1:04)
Paging Roy Gerbil (0:45)
Big Phone Bill (0:34)
Eastgate Cinema and Brad Carter (0:09)
Fake ID (0:11)
Fire Bomb (0:34)
Ford Motherfucker For Sale (0:51)
Ford Motherfucker For Sale 2 (0:25)
Found My Camera (0:45)
Fraudulent Phone Bill (2:46)
Fred Meyer Paging Extension (1:58)
Fred Meyer Paging Extension 2 (1:00)
Gay Chat Line (1:37)
Girl's Bike (1:47)
Hacking Someone's Answering Machine (0:38)
Heywood, This is Roy (1:51)
Hoho Hotel Con (0:47)
Hope This Is Glen (0:37)
Horse Crap For Sandbox (2:51)
In Love With Killsey's Wife (1:58)
Is This Brad Again? (0:48)
Jack in the Box (2:26)
Jackalope Call 1 (0:21)
Jackalope Call 2 (0:28)
Jackalope Call 3 (0:18)
Jackalope Call 4 (1:43)
Jackalope Call 5 (0:14)
Jason Baker Shoes (2:55)
Can I Bring My Monkey? 1 (0:31)
Can I Bring My Monkey? 2 (0:52)
Can I Bring My Monkey? 3 (2:23)
Jefe Calling About A Dog (1:24)
Killsey Magazines Are In (2:22)
Killsey and Colleen (3:26)
Vandergriff Won't Call Me (1:18)
Legend813 and Taco Bell (6:32)
Lemme Talk To Bernie (1:41)
Listen Here, Sucker! (0:52)
Letter From Germany (1:51)
Mad Lady 1 (0:37)
Mad Lady 2 (0:46)
Mall Lady: Rude of You (0:34)
Mall Lady: Wrong Number (0:37)
Modeling Agency (0:37)
Mud Skiing (0:42)
Need A Babysitter (0:41)
Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler (3:32)
Officer Arnold Calling For Alex (0:56)
Oh, Mah God (1:00)
Online Banking Survey (4:17)
Overdue 7-11 Videos (0:32)
Party Line False Teeth (7:25)
Phreak Rambling (2:00)
Pink Chevy (0:37)
Pizza Hut Fruitcake (0:45)
PLA 2004 Hope Panel (51:10)
Pool Balls (0:56)
Puppy Stew (0:59)
Bar Pagings (1:29)
Bad Check Writer (9:05)
Tammy's Shoes (0:20)
Big Motherfucking Waffle (0:47)
Cab To Turkey (0:59)
Collect Call for Dewey (1:17)
Collect Call from Karen Randall (0:52)
Collect Call from Robert E. Allen (0:21)
Corporate Security Bragging (0:57)
Corporate Security Bragging 2 (1:02)
Crazy Corey at Krad (0:31)
Harassing CBers in the Mid-80s (2:44)
Robin Taylor Disease (0:48)
Secondhand Store (0:58)
Secondhand Store 2 (1:16)
Shocked By Shaver (2:03)
Sister Mary Patrick (1:49)
Sold My Son Alcohol (1:41)
St. LSD Telling Me to Stop Calling Him (1:47)
Super Bowl (1:21)
Tank Cleaning (0:58)
Tank Removal (2:02)
Theatre Janitor Job (0:35)
Tie 'Em to the Beds (1:16)
Touch of Gray Painting (1:01)
Town and Country Job (1:36)
Tr1be Arguing with Some Switch Guy (1:57)
Tracing Service (0:34)
Truck Ashtray (0:33)
Truck Windows Engine (0:50)
A Thank-You (0:07)
Apok0lyps (0:48)
Clifton Peters (1:39)
Collect Call for Chris (0:09)
From El Jefe (0:20)
Hemorrhoids (0:36)
Judge Edo (0:24)
Make Me Happy (0:14)
Public BBSes (0:12)
Tr1be Leaving A Message (0:25)
Weird Harold (0:47)
Weird Harold Won't Teach Me (0:42)
We Love PLA (1:51)
What's Up, Willie? (1:10)
Why Flip Phones Suck (1:01)
Window Washer (0:21)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Annoying the Phone Company

Confronting Information about Their Fraud (3:42)
I Like The Gerbils (0:30)
Looking For Roy Gerbil (1:25)
Making Fun of an Operator (2:19)
Trying to See a Free Call (2:14)
Code Words for Collect Calls (3:49)
Code Words for Collect Calls 2 (1:17)
Collect Calls through the Conference Operator (2:09)
Operator Breaking Racist (1:21)
Big Electric Charge (0:21)
Do You Know Where My Socks Are? (1:38)
Kay (0:09)
Phone Bill Fraud (0:38)
Information Operator Muttering (0:55)
Jim Bayless Security (0:19)
Mike Confusing AT&T (1:30)
OCI Busy Line (1:30)
OCI Collect Call to Fairfield Inn (1:12)
OCI Collect Call to Mr. Hack (0:51)
OCI Making a Collect Call to our Voice Mail (1:34)
OCI Tries to Counsel Me (1:28)
OCI Willie (1:52)
OCI Willie Falls for our Tricks (7:38)
Talking to Michelle at Directory Assistance (1:46)
Directory Assistance to BP (1:14)
I Don't Speak English (1:03)
I Don't Speak English 2 (1:15)
RBCP Kay (2:33)
Measly Communications (0:51)
411 John Smith (0:39)
Red Box (0:44)
Sprint Collection Guy Telling RBCP Fraud is Okay (6:47)
PLA Telemarketing (0:47)
PLA Voicemail Greeting (0:29)
AT&T Making A Collect Call (1:52)
411 Chevron (1:19)
RBCP Arguing With AT&T (3:15)
RBCP Asking AT&T for Help with Stolen Items (2:02)
Collect Call to AT&T (0:41)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Auto Parts Incoming Calls

5.0 (0:59)
89-Inch Bolt (0:39)
A Tough Guy (1:10)
AA Batteries (0:34)
Alternators and District Managers (1:57)
Are You Open? (0:52)
Arguing With Phone Company (3:00)
Brake Light (0:42)
Brake Pads (3:08)
Call Payless (3:55)
Call to the Future (0:56)
Carb Kit (1:37)
Dilly Daggling (1:36)
Don't Speak English (0:15)
Email Address (1:15)
Go Back to the Kitchen (0:37)
Home Office Confusion (3:13)
No Flat Belts (1:46)
No More Chevys (1:18)
Noisy Kids (0:51)
Not A Sir (0:22)
On My Way Over (0:13)
One Spark Plug (2:00)
Plug N'Play (0:55)
Proper English (0:32)
Radiator Hose (0:23)
Serious Attitude Problem (2:05)
Shut Your Kids Up! (1:00)
Syrup (0:38)
Talk to the Manager (0:55)
Timing Belts with Toppings (2:21)
Up A Tree (0:32)
Using the Bathroom (2:30)
V. Belt and Duct Tape (1:38)
What Time? (1:16)
What's Your Problem? (0:46)
Wheel Barrel (1:28)
Window Motor (0:52)
Wiper Switch (0:40)
Wrong Light Bulb (1:24)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Big Beef Bueno

Jammie (20:06)
Interpretive LiveJournal (13:13)
2006 Podcast Exposure (20:15)
Bill Collectors (16:40)
Tributes (14:48)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Cactus

Cactus7 4-12-02 (0:13)
Cactus19 4-12-02 (0:50)
Cactus35 4-12-02 (0:16)
Cactus36 (0:04)
Heywood Cactuses A Telemarketer (1:59)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Chris Tomkinson

Chris Tomkinson and Sylvia (4:15)
Bulls For Sale (2:41)
Pleading For Mercy (0:41)
Virgin (0:04)
Chris Tomkinson's Answering Machine (0:07)
PLA Chris Tomkinson (3:44)
Chris Tomkinson Complimenting Colleen (0:20)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Confused Old People

I Am Mildred Monday (2:06)
Linus Pole in the Shower (3:35)
Mildred Monday Doesn't Party (0:43)
Mildred Monday: Last Call (0:58)
Mildred Monday: You're Crazy (0:23)
Mildred Monday's Answering Machine (0:04)
Mildred Monday's Roof (1:12)
I'm Mildred Monday, Too (1:36)
Is Mildred There? (0:16)
Mildred's New Siding [Gary] (0:47)
Mildred's New Siding [Gary Again] (0:54)
Mildred's New Siding [Sylvia] (2:10)
Are You Mad, Alex Carbon? (0:48)
Mildred Monday Didn't Put A Call Through (0:18)
Oh No, I'm Not (0:24)
Aww, Go To Hell (0:29)
Ride Home (3:55)
Linus Pole (3:11)
I Don't Want No Calling Card (0:12)
PLA I Am Mildred Monday (0:10)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Crossed Lines

Two Ladies (1:26)
Baker Shoes (0:37)
General Cinema 7-11 (0:24)
Israel (2:31)
Mall Lady (0:21)
Mall Lady 2 (0:16)
Old Lady and Kid (1:33)
Piasa Cab (0:37)
Rainbow Cab (0:17)
This Is Weird (1:51)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Curtis Lee Jones

Collect Call to Roy (0:37)
Message for Colleen 1 (0:31)
Message for Colleen 2 (3:04)
Message to Colleen 2 (3:04)
Curtis in Oregon 1:1 (5:06)
Curtis in Oregon 1 Yelling (2:07)
Curtis in Oregon 1 (4:10)
Curtis Lee Jones Conference [Original Unedited] (29:04)
Curtis Lee Jones Conference Conf01 (2:12) [x2]
Curtis Lee Jones Conference 2 (1:25)
Curtis Lee Jones Conference 3 (0:30)
Curtis Lee Jones Conference 4 (1:26)
Curtis Lee Jones Conference 5 (2:21)
I'm His Wife (0:26)
Roy the Smartass (1:40)
Go To Your Library (3:44)
Telephonic Fucking Harassment (1:17)
Impress Me (0:13)
Fucking Hog Roast (0:32)
Bathroom Walls (0:37)
Don't Drop The Soap, Queer Boy (1:36)
What's Your Favorite Color? (2:50)
I'd Have Her Suck My Dick (0:31)
CURTIS (3:16)
Curtis Call (0:38)
Curtis Call 2 (0:39)
Curtis in Chat 1 (2:07)
Curtis in Chat 2 (4:10)
Curtis in Chat 3 (5:06)
January 2004 (0:59)
I Have No Friends (4:44)
CURTIS 2 (0:09) [unplayable?!]
Curtis 13 (2:57)
Curtis Has Had It (0:02)
Me and Curtis, Part 1 (23:06)
Me and Curtis, Part 2 (33:59)
Tele-Calling Curtis, 2004 (25:00)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Deaf Relay Calls

Commuter Airline (0:16)
Slow Typist (0:17)
Rub Me Hard (0:16)
I'm Green (0:17)
Bob's Dick (0:10)
PLA AT&T Relay Message (0:34)
PLA Relay Bomb (0:14)
Relay Cactus (0:22)
Bob's Dick (0:08)
Brown Cat (0:10)
Cocaine (0:14)
Curses (0:21)
PLA, Go Away (0:22)
Phone Book Addition (0:35)
PLA AT&T (0:37)
Relay Call Me (0:15)
Call Me, Call Me, Call Me (0:20)
Voicebridge Relay Operator Motherfucker (0:29)
Voicebridge Relay Operators (3:01)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Dino Allsman Clips

Horrible Quality Clip (1:49)
Did He Say Anything About Roy? (0:01)
Don't Have People Call My House! (0:11)
Will Your Wife Sell Me The Tapes? (0:16)
Later On, Dickhead (0:01)
Two Little Kids on a Cellular Phone (0:11)
Who's Roy? (0:01)
Bored 'Cause It's Raining Outside (0:14)
I Think They're on a Cellular Phone (0:02)
Tapped into My Line with a Computer (0:20)
Shoot You with a 12 Gauge (0:08)
I'll Give Ya A Hundred Dollars (0:28)
I Know You're Fuckin' Lyin' (0:02)
You Can't Help Me (0:11)
Dino's Answering Machine (0:19)
Dino Allsman Long Clip (12:16)
PLA Crappy Dino (1:49)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Drive-Thrus

I'm New Here (0:37)
Lawsuit (3:04)
Who Said That? (0:25)
You Smell Funny (1:35)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Hotel Calls

Charged Too Much (2:50)
Fighting with the Front Desk (0:52)
Afraid of Heights (0:53)
Carrot Top (6:02)
Century Tel is Listening (0:51)
Complaining Guy (5:16)
Control Freak (1:27)
Daylight Savings (2:02)
Discrediting the Front Desk (9:37)
Drugs and Hookers (6:16)
Extension Cord (7:09)
Fax Machine Violation (3:45)
Front Desk Pranking Guests (10:22)
Giggling Girls (1:20)
Harmonica (5:55)
Hidden Camera (3:13)
Horny Vacuuming (0:51)
Hourly Wake-Up Call (0:51)
Illegal Music (3:19)
Jumping on the Beds (2:46)
Killer Robots (1:25)
Lucky Room Numbers (3:52)
Need A Room (2:03)
New Transfer Policy (1:26)
No Longer Motel 6 (11:03)
No Motherfucker Policy (1:53)
Noisy Baby (1:18)
Old Lady Survey (11:33)
Ordering Pornos (1:14)
Please Don't Call Again (1:04)
Profanity is Illegal (1:25)
Putting Towel Cart Away (0:59)
Repeat After Me (0:49)
Room Service (3:20)
Separation Anxiety (3:25)
Shut the Fuck Up (1:47)
Sleep in Your Car Tonight (1:21)
Smack That Ho (2:39)
Switch Rooms Tonight (0:57)
This is a Joke (1:54)
Too Many Pornos (2:58)
Towel Check (1:37)
Turn off Your Meth Lab (2:21)
Wake-Up Call (2:18)
Wake-Up Call 2 (1:01)
Worried About My Son (2:40)
Wrong Room (1:35)
Noise Complaints (4:01)
Reminiscing with Brian (0:41)
Slightly Intriguing Man (1:12)
Television Theft (1:39)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Jason Heckathorn

Ad in the Paper (2:14)
Ad in the Paper 2 (2:25)
Call to Matt which Boston Joe Fucks Up (1:00)
Calling His Roommate Matt (2:04)
Fake Collect Call to Work (0:54)
I Was Paged (0:38)
Jason's Grandma (1:37)
His Work (0:48)
I Am Jason Heckathorn (1:06)
I Was Paged [December 2006] (1:40)
Kid Calling Jason 1 (4:13)
Kid Calling Jason 2 (4:52)
Leaving A Message (1:40)
Mall Office (3:08)
Miscellaneous Mall Calls (9:16)
Murd0c Calling His Work (1:40)
Pager (0:31)
Pat and Her Husband (2:34)
Roommate 1 (4:27)
Roommate 2 (4:38)
Jason's Mom (1:45)
Jason's Stepbrother (0:22)
Jason's Stepsister (3:03)
Jason's Stepsister 2 (0:59)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: MJ Morning Show

Could I Have MJ's Cell Number? (0:41)
The Skippy and Dippy Show (2:54)
Prank Call to MJ on the Station's Hotline (2:10)
MJ Breathes Heavily and Hangs Up (0:12)
I've Got Star 57, Dude... You're So Screwed (1:29)
MJ Will See Me in Court, Oh My! (1:56)
MJ is a Calling Card Professional (0:55)
MJ Decides Not To Press Charges (0:54)
Waldo Thinks We're Scientologists (4:15)
During The Waldo Report (1:34)
MJ Talking about RBCP on his Show (2:05)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Movie Theater Incoming Calls

RBCP and Murd0c Hacking A Theatre (7:14)
1976 Freaky Friday (2:33)
Anti-American Lady (0:59)
Attitude Problem (0:27)
Automated System (0:23)
Bell Repair (3:38)
Cabin by the Lake (2:02)
Can I Have Your Name? (0:50)
Confused Employee (2:19)
Dance Mix by RTF (1:57)
Does She Give Good Head? (1:20)
English Major (0:44)
Fuck The Internet (1:33)
I'm Lying (0:46)
Juju Beads (0:30)
Lady Asking Dumb Questions (2:01)
Let Me Talk to the Manager (0:33)
No SPY KIDS (0:41)
Nosy Bitch (0:46)
Not A Recording (0:55)
Over Seventeen (1:08)
Pizza on the Grill (1:54)
Porn Movies (1:37)
Recording Line Broken (0:50)
Rotary Dial Phones (4:17)
Say Please (0:54)
Secondhand Something (1:19)
Slap His Hand with a Ruler (1:09)
Social Security Number 1 (0:48)
Social Security Number 2 (0:59)
Teeny Boppers (3:00)
The Telephone Operator (0:39)
What in the World? (0:26)
What's SWAT Stand For? (0:57)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Phone Mobbing

Corn Cob of One (16:09)
Altalp 1 (2:55)
Altalp 2 (2:17)
Atomical (12:01)
Phone Losers.Org (0:29)
Our Prisoner RBCP (1:50)
RBCP Cursing (0:44)
RBCP Soundboard (0:54)
Roy from Verizon (1:17)
Terrorists (0:44)
Bingo Hell (6:02)
Garage Sale (0:52)
Loveline (7:12)
Russian Brides (6:29)
Russian Brides 2 (7:33)
What's Your Bid? (9:35)
Tahara Consulting Conference (9:27)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Pizza Incoming Calls

Cockroaches For Sister (1:39)
Credit Card (2:05)
Fat-Fingered Girl (4:56)
Fight (0:53)
Jack Cancels (0:19)
Kids in the Phone (1:34)
Pepperoni (1:16)
Can't Find Your House (2:50)
Go Ahead and Tell on Us (2:08)
Service You Sexually (3:09)
Don't Be A Nazi (1:53)
Don't Call After Eleven (1:41)
Don't Piss Me Off (0:54)
Hang-Up (1:06)
Health Regulations (0:42)
Not An Advice Service (0:22)
Party Deal (3:05)
That Doesn't Cut It (0:39)
The Right Place (0:28)
Too Old (1:45)
Vegan Driver (1:22)
Waste (0:41)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Random PLA Sound Clips

2004 Free Call (1:21)
2007 April Fools to Lisa (1:53)
2007 Brad Pitt (1:45)
AT&T Marriott Hotel (0:04)
Big Larry 1 (0:36)
Big Larry 2 (0:20)
Big Larry 3 (0:21)
Big Larry 4 (5:20)
Bill Gates' Mom (2:16)
Call from Self [High-Quality] (1:17)
Call from Self [Low-Quality] (1:17)
Donut Holes (1:29)
Drug Tip (2:25)
Allergic to Yellow (6:50)
Billing a Call to BP (0:23)
AM PM Sorry Zak (0:19)
7-11 Fake ID (1:40)
1986 Ford Motherfucker (1:18)
Fred Meyer Paging Extension (1:58)
Fred Meyer Paging Extension 2 (1:00)
Fred Meyer Shoplifting Employee (11:40)
Hair We Are (1:52)
Hillbilly Hellhole (1:46)
Is the Website Hack Just a Joke? (0:52)
Is This Brad? (1:09)
McDonalds Sign (2:17)
Murd0c Worried (1:44)
Murd0c's Mom 1 (0:57)
Nancy Caller ID Box (6:02)
Omar Johnson (0:36)
Sleeping With My Wife (1:10)
Probably Possessed (3:24)
Kilsey's Huge Phone Bill (2:43)
Roy's T-Shirt (0:31)
Roy's Guitar (0:30)
900 Number Abuse (1:01)
Roy's Place (1:37)
Secondhand Store (1:19)
This is Not a Pay Phone (1:29)
Train Tracks on the Water (1:59)
Kilsey's Car (3:15)
Video Store (2:47)
A Really Bad Meal (2:43)
Edward's Poopin' (0:29)
Get Your Dog (2:38)
Black-and-White Roach (0:14)
Girl's Bike (1:37)
Tie 'Em to the Beds (1:18)
Horse Crap (2:39)
Modem Scam - Pearl (0:45)
You Sold It (0:17)
Motorcycle (0:33)
Listen Here, Sucker (0:52)
Chamber of Commerce (0:24)
Possessed Radio, Take Two (2:55)
You're Very Gullible (0:55)
Alfred is Here in His Chair (1:16)
John Cravens Returns (1:09)
How Interested Are We? (0:49)
Take Off Your Shirt, Nancy! (0:51)
Closed-Circuit Security (0:46)
All the Guitars (0:40)
Radio Station Hit Man (3:48)
Dave Grundin (0:34)
Crown Victoria for Rent (2:43)
Arabian Apartment - Wife (4:33)
Arabian Apartment - Husband (5:21)
Modem Scam - Mary (1:05)
Bad Check Writer (5:25)
Pizza Fruitcake (0:27)
Roy's Bait and Tackle (2:33)
Carol Meinel Sings Us Hymns (0:28) [no sound?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Carol Meinel Tells Us about the Pretty Blue Lights (3:34) [no sound?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Carol Meinel Makes Her Own Explosives (1:13) [no sound?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Carol Meinel Says We're Silly (0:27) [no sound?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Corey Feldman 01 (0:37)
Ibaiba (0:01)
Lory Manager (2:22)
Pager Bombed 01 (2:05)
Pager Bombed 02 (5:23)
Prank to RBCP from Pay Phone (22:47)
RBCP and Murd0c Hacking a Theatre, Part 1 (7:14)
RBCP and Murd0c Hacking a Theatre, Part 2 (0:33)
Al Justice Wins A Car (0:21)
RBCP Black-and-White Roach (0:23)
Deposit 75 Cents (0:20)
Making an Appointment for Beer (1:02)
RBCP Prank Calling Eminem (1:40)
RBCP Yuck Backin' (1:00)
911 Making Fun of Me (1:30)
911 Need A Job (1:40)
RBCP's Answering Machine (3:21)
Voicebridge Outta Control (0:24)
Wrasslin' Tapes (0:25)
Taco Bell Concerned (1:36)
Taco Bell Corporate (2:26)
Taco Bell Corporate [Low-Quality] (2:26)
Could I Have My Sign Back? (0:25)
Terrill02 (2:26)
VISA Credit Card by Lotek (1:43)
Voicebridge Help (0:42)
Nine or a Zero? (0:39)
Past Due Phone Bill (8:53)
Walmart Playstation Scam [Betty] (4:27)
Walmart Playstation Scam [Nick] (4:06)
Any Day Now (0:44)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Skits and Songs

Royal Wedding [PLA 1-800-HARDMEAT] (9:10)
Stay [PLA Bit-Tracer Version] (7:14)
Go Away, PLA [Dance Mix] (3:00)
The Ballad of Big Larry (2:48)
RBCP Linear (6:45)
RBCP Prank Calling Eminem (1:40)
Relay Operators SUMMER NIGHTS (2:06)
Rob T. Firefly - Guilty Deter (3:23)
Rubicon on CNN (2:52)
SE Contest: Pacific Bell Shutdown (1:26)
Verizon Wireless Hold (0:48)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Superstore Incoming Calls

Christmas Bows (1:14)
Directions 01 (1:09)
Directions 02 (1:17)
Doctor Call (1:27)
Drug Dealer (1:59)
Drug Dealer 2 (1:27)
Message for Robyn (1:28)
Prepaid Phone Card (2:31)
Unhappy Customers (12:22)
VCR Remote (2:47)
Wrestling Rings (1:19)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Tech Support Incoming Calls

$18 Fuse (4:32)
Automated Hangs Up On Us (0:28)
Tech Support Boner 1 (2:01)
Tech Support Boner 2 (0:41)
Tech Support Boner 3 (0:15)
Cactus: Cactus Won't Help Me (5:53)
Cactus: I'm Rather Confused (1:18)
Cactus: Is This A Business? (0:35)
Cactus: The User is Broken (0:51)
Cactus: What are You Trying to Play? (0:39)
Call Back After Lunch (1:21)
Can't Hear You (0:32)
Crazy with the Love (1:11)
Don't You Have a Phone Book? (1:10)
Drag Everything into the Trash Can (0:52)
Education Sucks (1:53)
Email Problems (0:24)
Email the Password (3:16)
Enter Your Password (0:20)
Evil Password Hacker Guy (1:05)
Gay Pizza Tech Support (1:55)
Harder and Longer (0:51)
Have A Groovy Day (1:15)
Helpful Colleen (0:56)
How Big is Your Hard Drive? (1:03)
I Can't Believe You Fell For That (0:31)
I Don't Have A Gerbil (0:22)
New Billing Rates (2:23)
No, You Didn't (1:39)
Nooner (4:31)
Script Terminals (0:36)
S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D (0:56)
Singing Support (0:45)
Technical Support (0:34)
The Server is not Connecting (0:53)
Throw it Out the Window (0:29)
What Kind of Questions are These? (0:50)
Whore Having Problems with Installation CD (2:34)
Wrong Modem Number (1:14)
You Can Eat It (0:29)
You Don't Owe Shit (0:23)
Your Modem Is Broken (1:47)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: SOUND: Telemarketers

Automatic Dial (2:10)
Four Dollars (2:07)
I Hate Children (0:46)
Is This Brad Carter? (0:53)
Sprint 01 (2:15)
Sprint 02 (1:45)
VISA Mastercard Lady (0:22)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: TEXT: Boulder News Frenzy

Issue 1: Ramsey Forum Fun
Issue 2: Is JuggyButt, Tannest?
Issue 3: Attention, PLA Morons!
Issue 4: Please do not use this area to dwell on your sickness dealing with dead children
Issue 5: Have you ever known a 13-year-old who could stick with anything this long?
Issue 6: Evolution of the Forum
Issue 7: We must stop the PLA!!!
Issue 8: Phone Losers Web Board
Issue 9: To the Asshole Trashers
Issue 10: BNF Terror T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!
Issue 11: Spessa is working for BNF!!
Issue 12: DAILY CAMERA closes the BNF down


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: TEXT: Phreaking Bunnies Text Files

PEACHEY 1: Just Who The Hell Is This Peachey Character?
PEACHEY 2: Peachey refuses to netsex RBCP
PEACHEY 3: peachey.irc
PEACHEY 4: Twist rats us out
PEACHEY 5: June 4th, 1997
PEACHEY 6: Peachey Aplogizes Again
PEACHEY 7: Peachey IRCs From A Payphone
PEACHEY 8: THE BUNNYSBERG ADDRESS
PEACHEY 9: 618 BBSers STILL Obsessed with the PLA???
PEACHEY 10: Blast From The Past: Greg Carson Returns


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: TEXT: PLA Text Files

The Phone Losers Of America File Index (text)
Issue 1: How To Hack The Hell Out Of A WWIV BBS (HTML and text)
Issue 2: A Zillion Different Ways To Make Your Very Own Red Box (HTML and text)
Issue 3: Revenge & Ruining Peoples' Lives (Getting Even) [HTML and text]
Issue 4: Dumpster Diving (Garbology) & Looting Bell Trucks (HTML and text)
Issue 5: How To Bill All Of Your Fone Calls To Some Poor, Innocent, Unsuspecting Son Of A Bitch (HTML and text)
Issue 6: Totally Free Cash In The Mail From AT&T! (HTML and text)
Issue 7: Numbers To Call When You're Bored Out Of Your Skull (HTML and text)
Issue 8: How To Turn The Work Life Of A Local 7-Eleven Employee Into A Living Hell (HTML and text)
Issue 9: Jim Bayless's Triumph (HTML)
Issue 10: Scanner Frequencies (Listening To What You Shouldn't) [HTML]
Issue 11: Phone Call Transcripts (HTML)
Issue 12: Converting Your 2400 Baud Modem Into A 28.8 (HTML)
Issue 13: Petty Scams and Telephone Tricks (HTML and text)
Issue 14: The Story Of Some Poor, Unfortunate Guy Who Bought A Cordless Phone, AKA Dino Allsman (HTML and text)
Issue 15: Confessions of a Beige Boxer Taking Over Your City (HTML and text)
Issue 16: Deaf Fones, Phone Books, and Phone Bills (HTML and text)
Issue 17: Letters From The Phone Company (HTML and text)
Issue 18: The Kevin Mitnick Saga Continues (HTML and text)
Issue 19: Fun With Call Forwarding (HTML and text)
Issue 20: Gathering Information on Individuals (HTML and text)
Issue 21: The Official Job Application To Join The PLA (HTML and text)
Issue 22: BBS Back Doors and Flaws (HTML and text)
Issue 23: Big Useless List of 10xxx Codes (HTML and text)
Issue 24: Dabbling in Credit Card Fraud (HTML and text)
Issue 25: Taking Over Fred Meyer's Paging System From The Comfort Of Your Own Home (HTML and text)
Issue 26: Information on a Few Phone-Type Offices (HTML and text)
Issue 27: Nursery Rhymes For Baby Phreaks & Other Perverts (HTML)
Issue 28: How To Order And / Or Create Your Own Telephone Calling Card Numbers (HTML and text)
Issue 29: Getting The Pay Channels For Phree (HTML and text)
Phone Losers of America Issue 30 (HTML and text)
Issue 31: Acidflux's Story Time Hour (HTML and text)
Issue 32: Right Brigade (HTML and text)
Issue 33: Running The Neighborhood (HTML and text)
Issue 34: The Chatterbox (HTML and text)
Issue 35: Review of DefCon III (HTML and text)
Issue 36: DIARY.CAL (HTML and text)
Issue 37: Christmas Issue (HTML and text)
Issue 38: Review of BustCon '96 (HTML and text)
Issue 39: Using A Shrink Wrap Machine To Get FREE Stuff (HTML and text)
Issue 40: Colleen Card's Unauthorized PLA040 (HTML and text)
Issue 41: My quest to become a member of the PLA (HTML and text)
Issue 42: Geraldo Show Transcript (HTML and text)
Issue 43: Making Fake IDs (HTML and text)
Issue 44: Owning Your Own 900 Number (HTML and text)
Issue 45: Starting A Cordless Phone Scene (HTML and text)
Issue 46: See Ya (HTML and text)
Issue 99: Dr. Hate's Unauthorized PLA (HTML and text)


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: TEXT: United Phone Losers Text Files

United Phone Losers Toneage 26
Toneage Issue 27
Issue 1: A Newbies Guide To The Beige Box
Issue 2: What COCOTs Are, And How To Fuck With Them
Issue 3: The Basics of Exchange Scanning
Issue 4: Red Boxing For Dummies
Issue 5: More On COCOTS
Issue 6: How to listen in on devices that use Frequencies (cordless phones, police, etc.)
Issue 7: Beige Boxing Continued
Issue 8: Busy Box (Stop the phone from ringing)
Issue 9: Deaf Fones (TDD / TTY)
Issue 10: I'll Fuck You in the Goat Ass: REVENGE
Issue 11: Shoplifting For Dummies v3.0
Issue 12: The Secret Life Of reb0rn
Issue 13: DTMF Songs For Fun And Sex
Issue 14: Safe And Easy Bell Truck Looting
Issue 15: How To Rewire A Payphone's TNI Box For Free Calls
Issue 16: Security Alert - Secure Your Domain NOW!
Issue 17: Phreaker Priorities
Issue 18: SCANDAL! Nawleed Booted From UPL!
Issue 19: Automated Harassment
Issue 20: Automated Harassment Update
Issue 21: Review of Defcon 8
Issue 22: Whatever happened to El Caco?
Issue 23: Die, Spamming Bitch! AKA The World's Longest Fax
Issue 24: Stop Paying For Calls on Millennium Pay Phones
Issue 25: History and Review of Electronic Hacker Magazines, Part 2
Issue 26: The DATU Modes and Practical Uses
Issue 27: Rob T Firefly's Guide to Hacker Cinema


Phone Losers of America Media Pack - May 2007: VIDEO

Antron PLA (4:07)
Auto Parts (0:42)
Stealing A Pay Phone Handset (3:00) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
PHONE R (2:37)
PLA Naked Amy: The One-Woman Vacuum Cleaner (0:31)
PLA Switch Ad #1 (0:36)
PLA Switch Ad #2 (0:30)
PLA Switch Ad #3 (0:31)
PLA Percussion (0:25)
PLA Swing (0:16)
PLA Indecision Iraq 2003 (3:56)
Zak The Fireman (0:24)
Cat Shit [Low Quality] (5:40)
PLA Drive-Thru Shenanigans (10:19)
The Elephant and Bird Show (6:40) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Happy Birthday (3:51) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Happy Birthday! (3:23)
Happy Birthday [Short Version] (1:57)
Do You Like Paper? [Low Quality] (10:59)
Akon LARPers [Low Quality] (6:57)
Little Caesar's Payphone (0:35)
Little Caesar's (0:35)
Little Caesar's Full (0:34)
Naked Amy: The One-Woman Vacuum Cleaner (0:32) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Office Cactus (3:05)
Prank Calls with RedBoxChiliPepper (7:34)
#Quilt Chat: The Motion Picture (4:00) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Soda Cup (3:56)
Taco Bell Takeover (5:22)
Tech Support? [High Quality] (7:18) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Tech Support? [Low Quality] (7:18) [non-playable?!] [only in RealPlayer?!]
Tech TV's Screen Savers Talks About PLA (1:28)


Phone Pride World-Wide

Eight-Min ute Survey (0:55)
Child Support Check (1:58)
Dino PLA 1 (2:52)
Double-Charged (1:40)
Football Player (3:13)
Maryanne (3:39)
Message (2:37)
Pudding Incident (7:00)
Real (0:45)
This Crazy Guy (3:02)
Victor's Videos (3:11)
Why Are You Bored? (1:38)


Phone Pride World Wide: Pimple Puss

000 WCMP Auction (14:30)
Apt. 9 (10:36)
I Am Livid (8:30)
I Live In Malibu (1:19)
Jim Brewer (6:19)
Ken Voit Cellphone Call (2:05)
My Mexican Connection (1:35)
Paris Call (0:27)
STAR WARS Radio Call (3:44)
WCMP Auction (16:22)


Prank Radio

African Tribe (6:17) [only in RealPlayer?!]
AOL Hackers (4:20) [only in RealPlayer?!]
AOL Porn (3:46) [only in RealPlayer?!]
AOL Virus (6:22) [only in RealPlayer?!]
AOL (3:16) [only in RealPlayer?!]
AOL Caught Us (1:26)
Barby-Mac-Deltree (12:40)
Barby-Yorph-Deltree (7:02)
Big Head (1:26)
Chaos on the Teen Helpline (10:27)
Chink 1 [11-11-99] (4:17)
Chink 2 [11-11-99] (3:03)
Chink 3 [11-11-99] (4:36)
Dade Murphy, A Real Hacker (6:55) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Deltree 1 [11-11-99] (0:50)
Deltree 2 [11-11-99] (8:11)
Deltree Callback [11-11-99] (1:44)
Deltree 11-11-99 (10:24)
Dentist (1:02)
Dog Hump (1:37)
Drunk Dad on AOL (13:28) [only in RealPlayer?!] [non-playable?!]
Dunkin Donuts (1:03)
Dunkin Donuts 2 (1:43)
DZ Nutz Warbux Prank to Timex 2 (6:22)
Explosion (2:02)
Ferret 11-11-99 (1:56)
Flames (2:38)
Gay Porn Sex (18:28)
Hebrew (1:28)
Herb 11-11-99 (0:16)
Josh_Cat (4:07)
Long Dong (0:13)
NBC (5:41)
Nurple-RED-1 (24:57) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Nurple-RED-2 (11:18) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Prank to Ezoons (12:35)
Runaway Hotline (2:40)
AOL Prank (43:47)
Chaos Prank to AOL (11:17)
AOL Yoda (9:39)
Weed at 800-FLOWERS (1:01)
AOL Phone Interruption (1:26) [only in RealPlayer?!]
Phreak Radio (2:43:11)
Pizza 11-11-99 (3:33)
Plumber 11-11-99 (2:47)
Pokemon 11-11-99 (11:12)
Porno (3:10)
Bean 1 10-21-99 (0:21)
Bean 2 10-21-99 (10:29)
Bean 3 10-21-99 (3:28)
Pubes in Ice Cream (20:04)
Shadow Knight Bionic Mother (1:36)
Software Piracy (2:03)
Veterinarian (1:52)
Exodus Prank to AOL (1:16)
Ezoon's Dad (17:45)
Freak Guy (7:47)
Luke Skywalker (6:23)
Phewl's Ex-Girlfriend (0:58)
Prank to Steve, Three Months Later (5:14)
Prank to Terri (3:29)
Prank to Timex (3:11)
Prank to 2Pac (16:11)
Sling Blade (8:34)
Steve's Mom (1:40)
Warbux Vs. Kryptonic, Part 1 (1:55)
Warbux Vs. Kryptonic, Part 2 (3:53)
War Drunk Dad Boggy (10:08) [only in RealPlayer?!]
What's My Name? [11-11-99] (0:33)
Why Me? (1:12)


Prank Radio: Phewl and Warbux

Part 1 (37:14)
Part 2 (58:19)
Part 3 (11:24)
Part 4 (7:38)
Part 5 (1:27:09)


Prank Radio: Phewl and Warbux: 9-28-99

Bux, Phewl, Romulo (24:19)


Prank Radio: Phewl and Warbux: 10-3-99

Phewl, Romulo, Jolt, DZ Chronos (1:02:49)


Prank Radio: Phewl and Warbux: 10-4-99

Phewl, Romulo (the Fag), Warbux (Blenny), DZ Chronos (1:40:41)


Rob Corbett [only in RealPlayer]

Farting Taxi Driver (2:58)
A Bit of the Boxing (3:03)
A Bonnet for my Motor (1:09)
Hair in Strange Places (1:54)
Video from Tower Records (3:10)
Barely Edible Pizza (3:04)
Barred From Your Club (4:27)
Extremely Ill (2:31)
How Much is an Internet? (4:09)
I Need A Taxi (4:19)
Pet Shop Noises (3:08)
BBC Blasphemy (2:23)
14-People Car Hire (2:53)
1471-3 (2:57)
14-People Bed and Breakfast (3:41)
Senile Mother (3:02)
Stutter Taxi Hire (6:42)
Laboratory Cats (1:44)
You Sold Me A Fuel Pump (0:43)


Sandy Chapin: Legacy of a Lunatic

Intro to Sandy Chapin (4:36)
The Old Lady (0:31)
Sympathy for the Old Lady (3:40)
Telephone Operator (2:15)
Animal Control (4:31)
Hunan Wok (2:43)
Green Forest (4:52)
Jim Muran (2:56)
McDonald's (3:04)
Orange Julius (2:11)
Pinocchio on the Roof (3:29)
The Burning Storks (4:14)
Chicky the Welfare Lady (1:16)
Chuck E. Cheese's (3:38)
Mexican Dishwasher Dilemma (2:56)
Drink-Off Ruined (11:20)
The China Tea Room (7:09)
The Old Lady's Cereal (1:51)
Telephone Olympics (4:13)
Sandy's Last Words (0:44)


Sandy Chapin: Shattering the Silence, Disc 1

September 1, 1992 [Skit] (2:35)
Shattering the Silence [Montage] (6:09)
Rent-A-Car Refusal (5:36)
Losing Nemo [with Cherice] (7:52)
Overlook Green, Part 1 (1:41)
Overlook Green, Part 2 (3:34)
Priority Postage Parakeets (5:10)
Irritated Subway Bitch (4:10)
Sandy's Snowplow Service, Part 1 (3:34)
No Surprises at Super 8, Part 1 (2:58)
The 50-Year-Old Babysitter (6:26)
Sandy's Snowplow Service, Part 2 (4:04)


Sandy Chapin: Shattering the Silence, Disc 2

No Surprises at Super 8, Part 2 (4:16)
Cherice Goes To Iowa (6:18)
Spiritual Salvation of McDonalds (4:10)
Sandy Chapin Checks In (5:57)
Cesario (2:50)
Touch Tone Tracking Numbers (5:59)
Santa Rosa Barnes & Noble, Part 1 (4:31)
Santa Rosa Barnes & Noble, Part 2 (0:51)
Santa Rosa Barnes & Noble, Part 3 (4:25)
Santa Rosa Barnes & Noble, Part 4 (1:30)
The Last Straw in Compton, Part 1 (2:55)
The Last Straw in Compton, Part 2 (0:54)
The End of It [Skit] (9:03)


The Ball Busters: No Hang-Ups

Mr. Stinky, One Year Later (2:47)
Puss A (1:09)
Johnny's Job (1:02)
Buttstick (2:44)
Looking For Moishe (1:30)
Mr. Ronkonkoma (3:58)
Marco Callin' (2:56)
Lowebotten (3:16)
Big Boots (3:15)
Deaf Guy (1:22)
Porno For Johnny (4:16)
Bloody Hell (0:29)
Wax Off (2:57)
Dillidong (1:58)
Dr. Craps, Continued (2:03)
Sir Pete's New Car (2:36)
Jimmy (2:10)
S.F.O.N. (2:50)
I'll Urt Ya (2:16)
Some Geeza (0:07)
Hang-Up (0:06)


The Fucking Assholes: Assholier Than Thou

Intro (0:05)
The Cigarette (1:45)
The Restaurant Tax (0:37)
Shaquille O'Fuckin Neal (1:03)
Doggie Batter (3:37)
John Paris (2:00)
Chimney Sweep (3:54)
Marriage Proposal (0:35)
Big Grip Stick (2:28)
Commercial Interruption 1 (0:40)
Totally Hot (3:03)
Commercial Interruption 2 (0:34)
Baseball Rules (2:32)
7-11 (0:51)
Damn Assholes (3:23)
Spybot (1:21)
Donkey Show (1:33)
No Shake Coffin (3:30)
Burger and a Fuck (1:36)
Comments (4:19)


The Fucking Assholes: God-Awful

Intro (0:04)
MSG (1:59)
2 Taca Slamma (3:16)
Lady Friend (1:26)
Quick-Witted Cabbie (2:35)
Trusty Metro (0:36)
Ute Cab Plungers (1:54)
Old Folks' Home (2:01)
The Gap (1:55)
Commercial Interruption 1 (0:40)
Vasoplex (4:29)
The Suckers (4:51)
Bigfoot (1:51)
Commercial Interruption 2 (0:58)
Shitty Dickies (5:46)
A-Holes (3:12)
Escorts (0:32)
Taco Time (4:06)
Southwestern Experience (9:27)
A-Holes 2 (2:11)
Extreme Clean (1:29)


The Jerky Boys: Jerky Boys 1

Irate Tile Man (0:52)
Unemployed Painter (1:56)
Laser Surgery (0:37)
Insulator Job (1:50)
Egyptian Magician (2:12)
Sol's Glasses (2:49)
Car Salesman (2:11)
Sushi Chef (1:55)
Super Across The Way (0:56)
The Gay Model (3:14)
The Home Wrecker (2:31)
Auto Mechanic (2:01)
Dental Malpractice (3:13)
Starter Motor Repair (1:32)
Hurt at Work (1:29)
Hot Rod Mover (2:03)
Firecracker Mishap (1:40)
Punitive Damages (2:04)
Piano Tuner (1:37)
Gay Hard Hat (1:29)
Uncle Freddie (2:51)


The Jerky Boys: Jerky Boys 2

Pablo Honey (0:41)
Drinking Problem (1:46)
Pet Cobra (0:57)
Sol's Warts (1:46)
Breast Enlargement (2:18)
Roofing (2:40)
Gay Hairdresser (2:01)
Volunteer (1:52)
Terrorist Pizza (2:41)
Pico's Mexican Hairpiece (2:39)
A Little Emergency (1:05)
Sparky the Clown (1:57)
Security Service (3:49)
Sol's Nude Beach (2:26)
Diamond Dealer (1:55)
Sol's Naked Photo (1:26)
The Mattress King (1:53)
Ball Game Beating (2:52)
Sporting Goods (1:10)
Scaffolding (1:06)
Sex Therapy (1:47)
Sol's Phobia (2:56)
Cremation Services (1:42)
Pizza Lawyer (2:41)
Fava Beans (1:35)
Husband Beating (1:23)
Untitled (0:05)


The Jerky Boys: Jerky Boys 3

Santa's Delivery (1:10)
Lawn Equipment Debate (2:19)
Balloon Rides (2:08)
The Dresser (1:12)
Silly Food (1:13)
Sol's Chainsaw Shock (1:14)
Stop That (2:36)
Chainsaw Shock, Part 2 (2:23)
Tandem Bicycles (1:40)
Safety Gates (3:30)
Bamm! (1:28)
Facelift Without Surgery (1:36)
Lawnmower Sale (2:47)
Tarbash's New Shoes (1:39)
Signing (2:39)
No! (0:26)
Sol's Civil War Memorabilia (3:46)
Civil War Memorabilia, Part 2 (2:08)
Bad Tomatoes (1:24)
Florida, the Tropical State (3:33)
TV Repair (2:36)
1-800-How's My Driving (2:39)
Badass Massage (2:37)
Paradise (1:27)
Body Building (3:30)
Kissel Crooner (1:47)
Angry Camper's Dad (1:50)
Bird Feed (3:34)
New Awnings (3:57)


The Jerky Boys: The Jerky Boys 4

Cold Feet Lost Call (1:28)
The Need To Dance (2:46)
Sol's Thermometer Mishap (1:06)
Testing for JEOPARDY (4:21)
Dead Pet Removal (0:58)
Little Elves (3:16)
I'm A Diva (1:54)
Boats Express (1:54)
Hey, Sir! (1:28)
Kissel Sails Lost Call (2:18)
Herman (2:04)
Rizzo the Rainmaker (2:40)
Bacon (0:26)
Food and Drug Complaint (2:37)
Hello, Ray (3:01)
A Little Information (0:49)
Trains Lost Call (4:13)
Mining For Scotty (2:53)
Mariposa Lost Call (2:20)
Spider Monkey Lost Call (2:17)
Truck Registration Lost Call (2:19)
Sol's Turnstile (2:53)
Laundromat Lost Call (3:04)
Jerk, Baby, Jerk (3:23)


The Jerky Boys: Stop Staring At Me!

Special Delivery (1:11)
Willie the Jackass (2:16)
1000 Chickens Trilogy, Part 1 (0:39)
Nuts To You (1:46)
Tarbash's Cab Trouble (3:12)
Masturbation Box (5:13)
Rosine Likes Balloons (1:08)
1000 Chickens Trilogy, Part 2 (2:02)
The Hucklebuck (4:17)
Duck Cleaning (2:21)
Super Gay (1:36)
I Pickle They (3:36)
Pork Fried Rice (0:56)
Hair Vitamins (1:16)
Burial Vaults (2:36)
Marriage Insurance (2:18)
Nam Hu (2:27)
Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army (2:32)
Pick Up Pie (1:17)
Big Hock (3:39)
Synchronized Swimming (1:53)
Frank's Pickles (1:45)
Ya Wanna Scrap? (3:00)
1000 Chickens Trilogy, Part 3 (2:10)


The Jerky Boys: The Jerky Tapes

Flower Lady No. 1 (8:04)
Flower Lady No. 2 (12:14)
Silverman, Baby!! (5:52)
Flower Lady No. 3 (6:11)
Bright (4:26)
Make Air, Not War (4:49)
Moonlight Matinée (6:04)
What's Wrong with this World?! (10:02)
Flower Lady No. 4 (5:29)


The Phone Holes: Bob Kipper

Intro (0:21)
Minor (2:53)
Shit Nuggets (1:45)
Triple C (3:56)
Sconed, Part 1 (1:58)
Sconed, Part 2 (1:21)
SCONED (2:09)
Wreeeflexology (1:04)
Chocolate Imaging Software (1:57)
I've Had Like (0:50)
Misty Valley Books (2:30)
Mallow Whip (2:23)
Lumbel (1:59)
Sam's Sports Stop (1:56)
MCGEE (0:08)
Breezy (1:44)
Waffles (0:37)
Blueberrying (2:40)
Jumping Beans (2:13)
FRILLS (0:10)
Mazda (2:30)
41 Bitches (1:46)
The Wallet (4:28)
The Jacket (2:02)
Hankering (1:52)
CUNT (4:17)
Flowers (1:10)
Heart (2:28)
Couple of Clicks (1:54)
Firebird (2:24)
85 Setzer (0:50)
15 (3:37)
ROBOT (0:17)
Clown Cards (3:27)
Check Loan (2:06)
Pattern of Moles (2:37)
The Salon Question (1:08)
I'm Lookin' For (0:20)
MOLES (0:09)
Tina (1:28)
41 Shits (2:22)
OUTRO (0:07)


Touch Tone Terrorists

Insurance Claim Check (1:29)
D.R.U.N.K. (3:18)
I Wanna Cancel (4:44)
Shoe Sale (1:41)
You ARE The Trash! (5:10)
Rent A Car (1:05)
Insurance Claim, Part 1 (5:23)
Insurance Claim, Part 2 (4:00)
Delrod Deliver Da Mail (1:52)
Save The Drama (3:29)
Cheap Ass (1:56)
Respect For Your Customers (5:16)
Rude Russian Banker (1:53)
Redneck Insurance Rep (2:41)
Third Delivery Attempt (1:20)
Trashcan Lid Beating (2:43)
Remove Credit Card Charges (3:02)
Corrupt Phone Company (4:59)
Nasty Freak (1:33)
Willie's Psychic Line (3:08)
Redneck Repo Man (4:04)
Gimme A Ride, Dude (5:11)