Saturday, July 02, 2005

Meme: Guess my 40 songs in the playlist from their first lines!

I don't have a playlist, so I picked various songs I have on here.

The Rules:
1) On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first 20-40 on the list.
2) Write down the first line of the song.
3) Have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (Don't cheat!)
4) When someone guesses correctly, strike out the line and list the correct name of the song next to it.
(Title AND artist have to be correctly guessed.)

Note: All the artists are different.

1. "We are scanning the scene in the city tonight..."
2. "They pulled in just behind the bridge..."
3. "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover..."
4. "I am the son and the heir..."
5. "I can't reject this empty hole..."
6. "I was sayin let me out of here before I was even born..."
7. "I got my head, but my head is unraveling..."
8. "Well, you tried it just for once... found it all right for kicks."
9. "Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go..."
10. "Dance to the beat of the living dead..."
11. "You drag me across your opened wound..."
12. "If you're havin' trouble with your high school head..."
13. "I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh..."
14. "I don't want to be hostile."
15. "If you wanna make the move, then you better come in..."
16. "Come a little bit closer; hear what I have to say..."
17. "Beggar's description of what I've been missing..."
18. "The breath of the morning..."
19. "I'll lay me down tonight much further down..."
20. "Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good..."
21. "Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true..."
22. "Now the king told the boogie men..."
23. "I am tall and I am thin, of an enviable height..."
24. "She came from Greece; she had a thirst for knowledge..."
25. "I am Governor Jerry Brown..."
26. "Every kind of love, or at least my kind of love..."
27. "Here comes the one that you've been dreaming of..."
28. "The sun is up, I'm so happy..."
29. "There's no point in asking us; you'll get no reply..."
30. "Walking wounded with a belly full of pain and a big bad attitude..."
31. "Half a mile from the county fair..."
32. "Wanna tell you a story about the house-man blues..."
33. "The egg was spawned in our mutation pit..."
34. "Call you up in the middle of the night..."
35. "She never mentions the word addiction in certain company..."
36. "Well, I lived on the outskirts of town..."
37. "Bet you're wond'ring how I knew 'bout your plans to make me blue..."
38. "Is this the real life..."
39. "Can you see her standing there trying to find anywhere..."
40. "Keep a line for you."

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Toilet-Themed Restaurant... eat out of a toilet bowl...

Toilet-Themed Restaurant

Thu Jun 30, 9:15 AM ET

TAIPEI (Reuters) - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.

The Martun, or toilet in Chinese, restaurant in the southern port city of Kaohsiung boasts lengthy queues on weekends as diners wait for a toilet seat in its brightly colored tile interior.

Food arrives in bowls shaped like Western-style toilets or Asian-style "squat pots."

Manager Hung Lin-wen said the original inspiration came from a toilet-shaped spaceship in a Japanese cartoon. The theme has attracted droves of novelty-seeking young people who come to play with their food and gross out their friends.

"We think the theme is special, and the food is tasty," Hung said.

But no matter how delicious, a few customers still find the combination a little hard to swallow.

"The taste is good, but I still feel disgusted when I look at it," said diner Lin Yu-may.

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Friday, July 01, 2005

Another hang-out night at Nathan's

The Spanish Banks BBQ got relocated to Nathan's because of the iffy weather. I was trying to call Eunice because she was my ride, but the phone line was busy. So I called my sister to see if she still wanted to go, but my mom answered the phone to say she wasn't home... and then asked me where she was. (like I would know?!) When I told her why I wanted Steph, she said that she was on the phone with Eunice's mom... so THAT's why the phone was busy! Luckily, Eunice called me right then to pick me up... she knew it was at Nathan's, since Dianne called her. Good thing too, because she hadn't checked her email due to being at the Steveston Salmon Festival for the afternoon. It's funny how parents assume you know where everyone is, even when you don't know. Aiya.

When we got to Nathan's, a bunch of the Timothy girls were there. I showed Vivian, Sheena, and Chalaine my Alaska cruise photos... they loved those! I should email the link out to a bunch of people, heh. The girls played Smash Brothers: the music took me back to Zelda / Kirby days, among others! Talked to Margaret, Erin, Hien, Isabel, Angus, Dianne, Andy, Cindy, and a bunch more people. We had fun with Nathan's cute stuffed animals: he definitely likes camels! After a while, all the teen girls left to go to Erin's... and it got a whole lot quieter, haha. Later, we all had to pick a number between 1 and 10, and say the corresponding number of things about ourselves. I could barely get through six things... I should have said that I could remember the birthdays of most of the people there, haha. (Randal's birthday was yesterday, Megan's is today, Dianne's is tomorrow...) It was a good way to get to know people... I'd never have guessed that Silvester hates reading, and can never tell what he'll get when he orders bubble tea!

Later, I was talking to Elaine: she's going to Hawaii for six months soon to do some genetic counselling. She'll be back around late August since her sister Sophia will be having her daughter. Her sister-in-law Rosenda is going to have a baby around that time too... and the family will finally get to meet her this Sunday. (her brother David met her a few years ago on a missions trip to the Philippines, got married in December, and he's bringing her over) Elaine will get to spend some time with her, and is excited / nervous / tense about the whole thing. Rosenda shouldn't pack too much, since she can always buy stuff here. It'll be a very interesting time for the family, and they'll live in the family home. Nathan's brother Daniel came by later to inform us that his mom drove herself to the hospital. She had something going on with her heart, and the doctors told her to go to hospital. Since her car was right there, she drove herself: she's sleeping now.

Karen attempted to steal stuffed animals, haha. Right now, I should stop being anti-social. Later!

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Canada Day Graphics, Ice Cream Flavor, 2005 Summer Anthem

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream
Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it.
You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

Hahahaha, wasabi ice cream and corn ice cream were available at La Casa Gelato the last time I went there.

Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters

I've got another confession, my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new

While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor.

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Surreal Compliment Generator, Anononymous Message Server, Encyclopedia Dramatica

Here are a few links... have fun!

The Surrealist Compliment Generator: Lots of weird "compliments" here!
Encyclopedia Dramatica: Kinda like Wikipedia, but for internet parody.
Anonymous Message Server: put in an anonymous message, and get one back!

I'm a Purple Converse All-Star

In your circle, you're the center: all activity revolves around you. Everyone knows that, to find out what's going on, you're the one to talk to. You're always "in the know" and you like it that way, and if by chance there's a party scheduled that you didn't plan yourself, you're the first to find out about it. You're the Point Guard, the Shawn Nash or Tony Parker of your social group, and without you everything tends to fall apart. As the ringleader, you're the one everyone looks to for leadership and you're the one that always delivers.

What color Converse All-Star are you?

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes

Yeah right! Although purple IS one of my favorite colors....

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Happy Canada Day!


2. Thank goodness Eunice is going to the BBQ tomorrow! I'll see Eric when he gets back from Victoria, anyhow!

3. I've decided I don't like certain people right now.

4. Chris Sykes is STUPID. No other words for it. I don't expect comments like "Stop throwing those glaciers at me!" when I freeze his comment chains. Such a horrible attempt to be funny. I mean, really... "Freeze" in this case means, "STOP REPLYING. IDIOT!" not "Oh, look! A cute little penguin! Teehee!" Duuuuhhhh'oooohhhh.

It was funnier than his attempted teasing of me a couple of weeks ago, but not by much.

Since when is "When are you up?" a tease about having kids, before marriage or not? Sounds like he's asking me about certain male things, ha. =/ It doesn't sound like anything dealing with kids or marriage. That dude confuses me more and more every day....

I was JUST thinking earlier how nice it was to not have Chris show up in my journal. Richard and Charlotte know exactly what I mean. ;)

Then I fire up my email just now to find three post replies, and two comment replies. Here I thought he'd maybe given it up. *sigh*

At least he doesn't try talking to me anymore. Whether that's because I simply haven't answered him in a "timely fashion" the last few times he did attempt talking, I really can't say. Maybe he thinks I've blocked him! That would be nice, in a way. Or maybe it's my signing in as "away," even though I'm clearly at the computer. Ah well, I'm not going to overanalyze small blessings. :D

(now watch the universe get me: he'll bug me as soon as I submit this post :P)

This is a very stupid reply to a band meme post:

What is the top part supposed to be?

MSN and Yahoo's messengers alert you to e-mails.

Dude, it's pretty bloody obvious what the top part is supposed to be. *rolleyes*

Does he honestly think I don't KNOW that MSN and YM alert you to emails? He's suffering from a distinct lack of comprehending things in context. Yes, they alert you to emails even when you're not at the computer. But if you're not at the computer, you're outta luck when it comes to responding to semi-urgent emails. Sigh.... that much SHOULD be obvious, but isn't to him for some strange reason. :P

Sure, I could unfriend him... but then this would be the result:

These last two were made by Charlotte:

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The brown thing is a tumbleweed, haha.

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Jeremy making Pho / Fruit / AOL Translator / Monster Encyclopedia / Adopt A Monster

I just called my brother to see if we were on for dinner with Clement and Jocelyn tonight. We aren't, since it would be too little time before he has to jet to choir practice at 7:30. Jeremy's over making Pho now, and Jon's horrified at the sheer amount of ingredients in the recipe! He's going to Cultus Lake tomorrow for the Timothy guys' camp, since Joe asked him to help drive the kids. Male bonding... good times. :D

Steph will be back tonight at around 7, so I'll ask her about tomorrow's Spanish Banks BBQ. Should be interesting! (I thought of inviting certain people there, but decided not to... better off this way! :P)

What the... I bought these peaches and nectarines TWO DAYS AGO, and now they're already starting to get moldy?! I know fruit has a limited shelf life, but they were FINE when I bought them! Weird... :P

Mmm, Cheez Whiz on bread and crackers... :D

Gareth Long's Encyclopedia of Monsters, Mythical Creatures, and Fabulous Beasts

AOL Translator... go nuts!

Age: 25

Favorite Food: Live animals.

Favorite Hobby: Incinerating undesirables to cinders.

Adopt your very own monster today!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

100 greatest rock anthems / mentally composing journal entries

I actually found something neat in RQ. This site gives you the 100 Greatest Rock Anthems. Bohemian Rhapsody isn't in there, although it IS one of the ten best rock epics.

"If, as you live your life, you find yourself mentally composing journal entries about it, post this exact same sentence in your journal."

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"Sev" is NOT "sex" / Pretz, Pocky, and chocolate strawberry pies / Websites / Ways to turn men down

I was going to type "going to sev" (as in 7-11), but ended up typing "going to sex" instead.. o_O

Oh, my tagging adventures... luckily, I corrected my mistake! *laugh*

No, I am not a big pervert... although my mind may be dirtier than I thought! Corey tells me that's okay, though! Although now he's trying to convince me that I constantly talk about stuff like that, and he always has to stop me because I get too dirty for him... ah, good times. :D

Cristal Light raspberry ice Slurpee, or Darth Vader Slurpee? Maybe both, but not at the same time. ;) At least, I should get the Vader cup.

I'm having chocolate strawberry pies that my aunt Janis got me from Hong Kong, plus Tomato Pretz and Banana Pocky. :D

I've learned that you should use extreme caution when going to websites with non-standard web addresses, as these sites may contain entities such as viruses.

Oh yeah, I should turn on the Fox before I miss the Alan Cross New Rock show at 11. :D

To all the young ladies who find it hard to say no... this is hilarious!

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there any more.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life... in your wildest dreams.

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Canada legalizing gay marriage, Virgin Records closing, in a mood for correct spelling, Jon and Clem

1. Canada's now legalized gay marriage.

My brother's opinion: "Good times... maybe not good times." Haha.

A certain Nine Inch Nails aficionado that I know would say it's The Downward Spiral, heh.

2. The Virgin Records store on Robson / Burrard will be closing soon, and changing to an HMV. I told my brother about this, and he knows they're going to have a huge sale! I remember going there to look at the books... that's where I used the gift certificate Daniel and Michelle gave me for my 25th birthday. (bought this musicHound Guide to Rock with it) That's also where Jon, Jen, Dawn, and I went after saying farewell to Dave at Steam Works last August... good times. (bought this MENTAL FLOSS book too) :D

3. I'm in a "correct spelling mood," so a bunch of comments from me now are likely corrections. Sorry! *blush* Can't keep it down, y'know? :D

4. Jon needs to call Clement SOON to see if we're hanging with him and Jocelyn tomorrow or some other day!

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Save Toby / Ethan, Steph, Wilson, Brigitte / Dominic and his homemade fountains

Toby dying tomorrow? Who knows... I think it's a scam, like Save Karyn was.

I know I've had a lot of "picture posts" lately... I have to show these things off, haha. My cousin Wilson sent me a few pictures earlier today of Steph, Ethan / Brigitte (his sister's kids), and himself. Ah, family fun and hijinks. :D

I also have a few that Dominic sent me, so the homemade fountains will go here too. ;)

Photobucket is being VERY SLOW, but I managed to upload these six pictures!

1. Dominic

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2. Ethan and Steph

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3. Steph, Ethan, and Wilson

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4. Ethan, Brigitte, and Steph

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5. Dominic's homemade waterwall fountain

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6. Dominic's ice rock fountain

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

New flavors of Snapple, frozen yogurt, salad dressing, and more food (plus Billy Joel and potatoes)

I got lime green tea Snapple at the store today: I love funky new flavors! (Corey says he gets it all the time, and that it's pretty good... whew!) Also got choco chunk raspberry Island Farms frozen yogurt (in lieu of ice cream), half-price yogurt, great prices on peaches / nectarines, chicken with wine sauce, poppyseed salad dressing, one pound of salad for a dollar, Cheez Whiz, chicken cacciatore (which always reminds me of the Billy Joel tune Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)), plus some other not-quite-so-interesting stuff. (next time: Superstore?)

In other news, my parents emailed me four times this afternoon because of a dinner that Justin's grandma was treating us to. I don't have that kind of time, especially since I got home from shopping at 4:15 PM. (they wanted me to reply by 4, and I hadn't checked my email since 12:30) At least I have more time to work on stuff. :D

(Yahoo Messenger DOES alert you to emails, but it won't do much good if you're away from the computer! :P)

I wish this post was more interesting. That's what you get for now. :P

P.S. Corey and I are doing things with potatoes. :D

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Monday, June 27, 2005

Last of the cruise photos uploaded!

My sister finally uploaded the rest of the Alaska cruise photos since she has all this free time. :P

I stole most of these from her ImageStation... the rest can be found at the above link. ;)

Flambé at the cookoff!

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Fruity art.. no, not THAT kind of fruity! :P

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Yes, we barely managed to fit into the stateroom washroom:

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I should wear this to my wedding!

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Our favorite waiters, Dom and Alan:

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Mountain Dew Energy at Silvercity! / Sisterly discussions and the Spanish Banks BBQ / CD plans

I finally picked up my Mountain Dew Energy photo from Pepsi today, and Epixome (the photo site) advised me to join Fueled By Dew. Maybe I'll do that later. Good memories of Batman Begins at Silvercity, siu long bao heaven, and the pink Avec les compliments de VICTOIRE T-shirt that Eric likes! ;)

I think I'll get my CD and DVD from Jon, buy a bunch of blank CDs, and get Nathan to burn them for me instead... Jon won't do it till a LONG time from now, haha. Then again, Nathan said he'd get a Richmond Crew picture for me YEARS ago, but didn't. Oh well, those things can be forgiven... but I need my weird music, haha! ;)

My sister buzzed me on MSN, saying she's coming home on Thursday. The forensic science people say they won't be contacting anyone for several weeks, so Mom advised her to come home: that way, she can make it to Summer Conference next week. That's good, because then she can give me a ride to the Spanish Banks BBQ on Friday: guess I didn't have to send Billy that email asking him to arrange a ride for me because Jon's not going, and Eric will likely go straight from work! (I have to give Dianne her birthday card then, since she leaves for Europe next Sunday!) All three of us might go in for that HALLELUJAH CHORUS thing at church... they have tapes that you can play if you can't make the practices, and Jon can definitely sightread the music if need be!

Steph says it's very hot in Toronto... she added that our distant cousins Anna and Wilson asked how I was doing. Eh, I'm the same. Anna's kids Brigitte and Ethan are taking a bath now, and she can hear them... they're very hyper, haha!

Three photos: Nathan / Eric / Jeremy are in the background of the first one from Silvercity, the second one is an Devil Woman avatar that I nabbed from someone else, and the third one is a picture of a dragon in Mississauga that my sister took when she was there for her grad ceremony. Enjoy!

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Colds / Quizzes

I love little Gwyneth and Bianca, but if I get a cold from them... big Nathan will get the blame since he's been sick for a MONTH with a cold!

Take the quiz:
Who's Your Harry Potter Lover?

Severus Snape

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Harry Potter (You scored 0)
* Severus Snape (You scored 2)
* Draco Malfoy (You scored 1)
* Albus Dumbledore (You scored 0)
* Vernon Dursley (You scored 0)
* Ron Weasley (You scored 0)
* Fred (and George) Weasley (You scored 0)
* Percy Weasley (You scored 2)
* Hermione (You scored 1)
* Oliver Wood (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
Which Student from Harry Potter are you?

Ginny Weasley
You are Ginny Weasley, the youngest, and some would say most sensible of the Weasleys. You seem to have inherited just the right combination of humor, smarts, and passion that makes you a true fighting spirit. There is much more to you then meets the eye. Be careful though, your brave and mature front may be hiding some young fragile emotions you don't even realize are there yet.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Draco Malfoy (You scored 1)
* Crabbe / Goyle (You scored 0)
* Pansy Parkinson (You scored 0)
* Cho Chang (You scored 1)
* Luna Lovegood (You scored 0)
* Cedric Diggory (You scored 1)
* Harry Potter (You scored 0)
* Hermione Granger (You scored 1)
* Ron Weasley (You scored 0)
* Neville Longbottem (You scored 0)
* Fred and George Weasley (You scored 0)
* Ginny Weasley (You scored 2)
* Lavender Brown (You scored 2)

Take the quiz:
What's your favorite subject?

You love Music / Art. Now go and keep on expressing yourself or whatever.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Music / Art (You scored 1)
* History (You scored 0)
* Gym (You scored 0)
* Math (You scored 0)
* Lunch (You scored 1)
* English (You scored 0)
* Science (You scored 0)
* You completely hate school (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
What Tourist Attraction are you?

You are a meatloaf because I couldn't think of anything else. That's it.... meatloaf... mmmhhmmm.... are you still here?!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* French Fries (You scored 0)
* Bottle of Suntan Lotion (You scored 0)
* A Blues Singer CD (You scored 0)
* Meatloaf (You scored 1)

Take the quiz:
What breed of horse are you?

Quarter Horse
You are a strong, even-tempered horse with a good attitude to work. With your good looks, nobody can do anything but love you.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Connemara (You scored 0)
* Thoroughbred (You scored 0)
* Quarter Horse (You scored 2)
* Arabian (You scored 2)
* Shetland (You scored 1)
* Stock Horse (You scored 0)
* Apaloosa (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
what's your element?

Represent intellect, communication, knowledge, concentration: the ability to "know" and to understand; to unlock secrets of the dead, to contact the angels, telepathy, memory, and wisdom

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Air (You scored 2)
* Fire (You scored 1)
* Water (You scored 1)
* Earth (You scored 1)

Take the quiz:
Are you cool?

Not very cool at all.
Nope! I wouldn't want to be your friend. Just kidding!!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Loser!! (You scored 1)
* Not very cool at all. (You scored 4)
* Pretty Cool. (You scored 0)
* You're awesome! (You scored 2)

Take the quiz:


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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* YES, YOU ARE... GO AWAY, PREPPIE! (You scored 1)
* NO, YOU'RE EVIL... YOU'RE COOL! (You scored 0)
* I DON'T KNOW, LEAVE ME ALONE! (You scored 2)

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Buttsex / A Woman's Prayer / Odd Song Titles

[23:00:45] AlenaBrolxFlami: ah yes.. if you tell yourself something enough times, you'll start to believe it.. that, or she's somewhat delusional :P
[23:14:03] mrptptpt: probably a little from column a, a little more from column b :P
[23:26:32] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha... well, you'd know her much better than I do :P all I know is what you tell me, and it's not looking that great :P
[23:27:46] mrptptpt: at the moment she's talking about getting surgery so she can "bang you [me] in the booty"
[23:32:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: um... er... :-X :O aiya!
[23:34:15] mrptptpt: yeah, I don't think I'm exactly into that
[23:47:38] mrptptpt: I know you are, but not me :P
[23:50:25] AlenaBrolxFlami: AIYA
[23:50:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: what makes you think I'm into that?!
[23:52:09] mrptptpt: well, you were going to have buttsex, remember? :P
[23:53:07] AlenaBrolxFlami: I WAS NOT!
[23:53:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: Who would I have buttsex with?! :P
[23:56:07] mrptptpt: nobody currently, I guess :P
[23:58:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: no, not currently... and not in the past either...
[23:59:28] mrptptpt: oh, I bet you could have :P
[00:00:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: with Stephen?!
[00:00:39] mrptptpt: no, with the guy you actually did stuff with! :P
[00:02:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh, Mr. Two-Names :P I don't think it would have been an option, really :P
[00:06:02] mrptptpt: why not? :P
[00:07:56] AlenaBrolxFlami: that would have been even more uncomfortable :P
[00:13:32] mrptptpt: but I bet you could have had the option if you wanted to
[00:15:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: I don't know if it would have been against the "rules" that he has / had with his long-distance girls :P
[00:16:46] mrptptpt: well, who knows :P
[00:17:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: I don't.. and he's not online to ask anyhow.. maybe later :P
[00:25:09] mrptptpt: oh well....
[00:25:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: yeah, not much to be done about it..
[00:26:19] mrptptpt: so when are you going to get a bunch of long distance girlfriends?
[00:26:56] AlenaBrolxFlami: um, it's not likely seeing as I'm not into that kind of thing :P
[00:33:39] mrptptpt: well, you have to anyway
[00:33:46] mrptptpt: you don't have to like it
[00:34:17] AlenaBrolxFlami: uh... says who?
[00:35:27] mrptptpt: just me :P
[00:35:49] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh gee, that's reassuring :P I thought you'd actually have backup :P
[00:39:02] mrptptpt: I'll go ask the intergalactic council for Leslie having long distance girlfriends tomorrow
[00:45:34] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, you go ahead and do that :P
[00:46:23] mrptptpt: I'll try to
[00:48:10] AlenaBrolxFlami: heh, we'll see how much influence you have.
[00:52:01] mrptptpt: I'm the head of the council!
[00:52:22] mrptptpt: I made it up, so I get to lead it
[00:52:46] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's awfully impartial :P
[00:54:20] mrptptpt: well, we'll see what the other members have to say
[00:54:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: ha, okay
[00:55:59] mrptptpt: I think they'll say you should do it
[00:56:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: and if I don't want to?
[00:57:29] mrptptpt: well, then what happens is they tell all their alien friends that you're not very cooperative, and then you won't be invited onto their ships to learn about the universe and to see cool space technology and other worlds
[00:57:50] mrptptpt: you'll just get put on the list to be buttraped by those aliens that just give people anal probes and send them home again
[00:59:17] AlenaBrolxFlami: aiya
[01:00:43] mrptptpt: so it's not a bad idea to go along with their decision
[01:01:15] AlenaBrolxFlami: hm
[01:03:47] mrptptpt: if they take you around the universe... it's pretty cool, you know
[01:04:04] mrptptpt: it's probably worth being with girls even if you're not into it :P
[01:04:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: hahaha
[01:17:14] mrptptpt: well, when else are you going to get to do that?
[01:20:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: what, the alien thing? dunno..
[01:25:48] mrptptpt: well... going around the universe anytime, aliens or not :P
[01:26:30] AlenaBrolxFlami: ah yes. maybe I'll dream about it... since I'm falling asleep here... goodnight and talk to you later
[01:28:26] mrptptpt: if you dream about it, that's just your brain trying to rationalize what's happening as a dream :P
[01:28:52] mrptptpt: goodnight though :P talk to you later :D
[01:34:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I know :P later. :D

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Some of these are from the band Anal Cunt. :P

Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better
Backbones Of Jackasses
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
File Under "Softcore Seizures"
Flight of the Wounded Locust
Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
Halo of Pubic Hair and Earwax
How To Become A Virgin
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
Siphoning Projectiles During Selected Amnesia
Sperm Donor
Spitting In The Face Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
Teenage Mustache
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
This Is Radio Surgery
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand Me Down Display Case
Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
You Suck at Life, and I'm Not Talking About the Board Game
Fuck Her Like You Paid For It
A Lubricated Rubber Glove and Pornographic Photos of a Decapitated Chinese Hooker
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Mammal Sauce
Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Round
Night of the Living Rednecks
Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino
Sunshine the Werewolf
Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Fucking Dog
Vomiting the Fetal Embryo
The Marlboro Man is a Douche Bag
Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Title Of This Song So We Wouldn't Be Sued
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
I've Got A Dark Alley, And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy, And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me (guess who sings that one)
Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over
Everybody Thinks I'm A Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)
Severed Ties Yield Severed Heads
Wet Dream War Machine
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap
Brand New Set of Teeth
Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
Until Morale Improves, The Beatings Will Continue
Loved Ones (Excerpts from Speeches of How Great You Were and Will Never Be Again)
Like A Train Through A Pigeon
My First Christmas As a Woman
Hey Santa Claus You Fucking Cunt
Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
If The Government Could Read My Mind

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Forgetting to pack shorts, virus emails, helping out at Summer Con

My sister's MSN name is "forgot to pack shorts." Good one. :P At least she remembered to pack tank tops... I hope....

(according to the Mississauga Weather Page yesterday, it was 32° Celsius, and felt like 42!)

I'm also still getting those virus things from her email address. The subject line is usually something that I sent her at least a year ago, prefaced by the words "Not read:" (example: "Not read: no more Camry")

I opened one of them to see what was in there, as it indicated that an attachment was included... nothing. It's just blank. She'd better change her email address soon like she was telling Winnie... Cindy got at least 50 of those! Eeeeeep.

Also, I can't help out with the kids at Summer Conference. Apparently, there are fewer than 20 kids this year; they already have enough helpers, according to my mom. (Summer Conference is this church event held elsewhere with speakers and the whole bit... it's supposed to be every year, but now is only every other year or some such) Oh well, the speaker's supposed to be very good.. sigh. This is probably what I get for deciding to do things at the last minute. =/

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Should I go for the church choir thing? / Punk rock goddess / Sleater-Kinney album

Jon and I went to church early because he had to finalize worship with Chris. He led worship pretty well, even if Nathan did have to remind him to bring out the plate for the collected offering! The Powerpoint worked well... no mishaps or technological difficulties like last week! Being the person he is, Jon injected some humor into it: "Kids who are in Grade 6 and under, don't leave before you get your Take It To Heart pins!" and "At first, I thought P.C. meant President's Choice. But I won't spoil the sermon... Auntie Rebecca can tell you what it means instead!"

Jen asked me where Dawn was: I know she recently went to San Diego, but she should be back by now! Eric's feeling better, and asked if I'd been up to much craziness lately: not really. Maybe I'll tell him about the banquet when I see him next! Frances got home at 2 AM yesterday: cleaning up / transportation of gifts takes a LONG time! Jon told me that he was helping with some Timothy guys camp next weekend, so wouldn't go to the Spanish Banks BBQ... guess I'll see what Eric's doing! Odds are that he'll go there straight from work, which will either leave me with finding another ride or staying home altogether... I'm used to it, haha.

Phil, Jon, Dylan, Citrus, Danielle, Vanessa, Emily, Clement, his friend Jocelyn, and I all went to Pho for lunch; we discussed the jazz festival, worship, the church Christmas choir, Fellowship vision, spirituality, compartmentalization, Steph's interview, etc. Jocelyn actually grew up in Richmond and lives close to me, much to the delight of me and my brother. We kinda made tentative plans later this week to hang out at the Steveston restaurant where she works. She interns in Langley: it takes 45 minutes to get to her NowTV intern job, but a good part of that is traffic. Guess we have a benchmark for Summer Conference at Trinity in two weeks, heh. For Danielle's edification, we retold the story of how Jackie broke Daniel's glasses playing Spoons a few years ago: yes, they were titanium glasses that she broke while going for the last spoon! (and making his nose bleed in the process!) This Summer Conference will be good if we can get beyond the stresses of registration / three talks by Bruce Waltke / not much free time / only 90 minutes' gym time... Big Two / Bum / card game tournaments, here we come! It's been a long time since we had one of those: maybe the last big conference in 2000.

After that, I went back to the church as my mom had a meeting... I talked to Stella and Billy about life before they left. I went downstairs and played with the kids for a bit. Julie was helping with the little ones: Samantha, Rosanna, Christopher, Nathan, Janis, Irene, Ryan, and Ethan. Maybe I should help with the kids at Summer Con, though I think it's too late to get in on it. Then again, I should sing the HALLELUJAH CHORUS at Christmas with the other church people... I told Phil that I'd think about it! Ah well, it was a blessed day... even if I *am* approximately a full day behind on catching up! There are other more important things to focus on, heh.

Kathleen hanna
You are Kathleen Hanna. You are observant and aware. You are concerned and as nice as can be. You'll do anything to make a statement, and aren't afraid to talk about issues that other people ignore. You've had some issues, but music is your therapy.

Which punk rock goddess are you?
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Dig Me Out
You're Dig Me Out. You really love love, and you believe that the perfect person does exist for you. You know when to remain calm, but if you feel like it, you can be quite loud and energetic. You're a lot of fun to be around, and people never get tired of you.

Which Sleater-Kinney Album Are You?
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Jeff and Anita's wedding banquet

Danny, Helen, and Karen K. picked me up at around 6:30, and we headed to Jeff and Anita's wedding banquet. Karen's involved in the Willingdon choir, so we talked about that for a while. At the banquet, I sat with a bunch of my friends (including my old friend Teresa, who got married in April to a guy named Ken) and talked about my sister... nobody can believe she's graduated already! I guess four years really does fly by! We had a Western-style meal with prime rib, veggies, lobster bisque, and a chocoholic buffet: it reminded me of all the cruise food. (I should really send people links to the cruise photos, haha) The speeches and slide show presentation were pretty funny and touching, and I enjoyed myself! If we wanted the couple to kiss, we had to spin a wheel with eight options on it... including "divert the kiss to another couple," "no kiss," "Eskimo kiss," and "kiss for five seconds." There was a time when a kiss got diverted to Daniel and Michelle: Daniel said that if Jeff and Anita wanted them to kiss, they'd have to copy what he and Michelle did. So Daniel lifted Michelle into the air with one hand, and kissed her... Jeff and Anita were barely able to duplicate that one!

Mark, Connie, and I talked about the food later on: we agreed that the prime rib was HUGE! After Anita and Jeff had their first dance, nobody wanted to dance. There were at least six pregnant people at the banquet (they didn't get raw seafood as an appetizer, but had it cooked), some people had already left, and I guess no one else really wanted to except Daniel / Michelle / Quan / Emily. They tried to get Rich, Hien, David, and others to dance with them... no go! Karen said later that she wanted to dance, but then the photographers would get in your face whether you did your own thing or not: otherwise, it would have been perfect. You don't feel as self-conscious, especially if you're in a crowd. Karen and I also attempted to pay Danny and Helen back for the cost of parking and gas, but Helen was having none of it. But it was a good time: Jeff and Anita are going to Disney World, then on a seven-day Caribbean cruise... fun times ahead! :D

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