BORING_PEOPLE Chat 11 (09.18.10)

Cast of Characters, In Order of Appearance Angel, AKA angelcerv25 Laura, AKA raginghostility Steve, AKA nyquilsteve317 Flagrant3D3lict0, AKA Chandi (amigone) Mikaela, AKA embryogirl me, AKA glowing_dragon SerenityDiscord or shedtheirony (Erin) [19:28:06] grritsRawRa: ohh, gotcha [19:28:08] angelcerv21: why, what did he do? [19:28:08] guaaaache: who? [19:28:08] angelcerv21: the one you liked it with [19:28:10] guaaaache: oh [19:28:20] guaaaache: didn't force me to do anything I didn't want to do [19:28:40] angelcerv21: that's more basic than basic. i mean, what made the sex GOOD? [19:28:58] guaaaache: that's exactly what made it good for me. I wasn't distressed, and was able to relax [19:29:22] angelcerv21: so it was very simple sex? You laid there, he did his thing... or were you on top? [19:29:40] guaaaache: um, we had sex lots of times. I don't really know what you're asking [19:30:16] angelcerv21: what were his tricks? what little nuances did he have that were his own? what did he do that made you want it, made you horny? [19:30:27] angelcerv21: did he tie you up? lick your nipples? eat you out? spank you? [19:30:33] guaaaache: no [19:30:39] angelcerv21: maybe you spooned for awhile [19:30:41] angelcerv21: did it on the side [19:30:48] angelcerv21: that's interesting [19:30:51] guaaaache: yeah, a couple of times, I guess [19:31:15] angelcerv21: biting, licking, sucking, nibbling, blowing, growling? [19:31:32] guaaaache: huh? [19:31:48] angelcerv21: i absolutely love hearing about what other people do in bed... yes, i totally admit it [19:31:51] angelcerv21: you learn more that way [19:31:58] angelcerv21: learn what people like [19:32:02] angelcerv21: what they fantasize about [19:32:12] angelcerv21: what they want [19:32:12] grritsRawRa: ha. i haven't a clue in that department. [19:32:19] angelcerv21: one day, dear padwan [19:32:30] angelcerv21: and the first few times, believe me - you're not missing much [19:32:38] angelcerv21: especially if the guy you fuck is your age [19:33:03] grritsRawRa: who's to say i'm not a lesbian? [19:33:04] angelcerv21: because chances are, he too is a teenager and has no idea what he's doing, let alone knows where to find the clitoris [19:33:13] angelcerv21: never said you weren't [19:33:18] grritsRawRa: lol [19:33:21] grritsRawRa: i'm not [19:33:24] angelcerv21: guy / girl - totally interchangeable [19:33:38] guaaaache: I like how you think, RawRa [19:34:10] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation. [19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: weird [19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: ok [19:34:12] NyquilSteve317: i'm back [19:34:13] angelcerv21: i've been with guys and girls, but couldn't decide which one i would want more [19:34:13] NyquilSteve317: what's with this weird ass rate limit shit [19:34:13] angelcerv21: we're still talking about sex [19:34:24] angelcerv21: ass rate limit shit? [19:34:28] guaaaache: I don't think age necessarily indicates someone's experience [19:34:28] angelcerv21: sounds like a hooker with a daily deal [19:34:49] grritsRawRa: my brain isn't worth liking, guache [19:34:57] angelcerv21: age may not entirely, but it is a damn good indicator [19:35:04] NyquilSteve317: i need a monkey [19:35:07] angelcerv21: why? [19:35:08] guaaaache: well, it depends when they started having sex, I'd say [19:35:42] angelcerv21: usually in the teens (if you're in the States since the Christian right wing nutters tell them not to, so they go and do that) [19:35:58] angelcerv21: with no condom knowledge, no idea what a fucking STD is... [19:36:11] angelcerv21: monkeys can be trained to do cool shit [19:36:17] angelcerv21: like lick my balls [19:36:21] angelcerv21: just kidding [19:36:25] angelcerv21: i don't have balls [19:36:28] angelcerv21: i have an ovoteste [19:36:33] guaaaache: a what? [19:36:43] angelcerv21: ovoteste - an ovarian / testicular organ [19:36:46] grritsRawRa: i read that as oveste [19:36:49] angelcerv21: regulates my erratic hormones [19:36:50] NyquilSteve317: well, you're one of those drown in the river types [19:37:07] angelcerv21: what's a drown in the river type? [19:37:21] angelcerv21: i'm a narcissistic, cynical asshole? [19:37:29] angelcerv21: who sees nothing but doom? [19:37:32] NyquilSteve317: no [19:37:34] NyquilSteve317: a herm [19:37:34] angelcerv21: darkness and suffering for all? [19:37:36] angelcerv21: oh [19:37:38] angelcerv21: hahahahahhaa [19:37:43] NyquilSteve317: totally dump ya in the river [19:37:43] guaaaache: I love it when people think drowning is a peaceful way to die. they are so deluded [19:37:44] NyquilSteve317: like the kittens nobody wants [19:38:01] angelcerv21: sure enough, i was found in the trash [19:38:08] grritsRawRa: i need to lose weight. [19:38:11] angelcerv21: no, you don't [19:38:12] grritsRawRa: but it's freakin hot down here [19:38:25] angelcerv21: drowning would at least be a quick death [19:38:31] NyquilSteve317: it's very calming [19:38:36] NyquilSteve317: i drowned once [19:38:36] angelcerv21: about 2 minutes - that's how long your brain would fight for air [19:38:41] angelcerv21: meaning you panic [19:38:46] angelcerv21: then poof - death [19:38:46] NyquilSteve317: not that long [19:38:52] angelcerv21: i read 2 minutes [19:38:54] NyquilSteve317: i had a diver's reflex once [19:38:55] guaaaache: yeah, and your brain goes into panic, it's also kind of painful because your lungs are fighting [19:38:56] angelcerv21: somewhere, once upon a time [19:39:02] NyquilSteve317: was underwater or 8 to 10 minutes [19:39:03] angelcerv21: 2 minutes, though [19:39:17] angelcerv21: i read about a kid who was underwater for an hour [19:39:18] NyquilSteve317: i woke up on the bottom of a lake and was like, oh, i should swim up [19:39:18] angelcerv21: and lived [19:39:24] NyquilSteve317: and i lived [19:39:27] NyquilSteve317: it was creepy [19:39:32] angelcerv21: what were you doing on the bottom of the lake? [19:39:32] guaaaache: you're a freak, Steve [19:39:47] angelcerv21: steve loves it when you say that kind of thing to him [19:39:54] NyquilSteve317: yes, i am [19:39:55] NyquilSteve317: well [19:39:57] angelcerv21: see? [19:39:59] guaaaache: I meant it in the most affectionate way [19:40:04] NyquilSteve317: my friend and i were fishing [19:40:04] NyquilSteve317: in the fall [19:40:05] NyquilSteve317: and the canoe tipped [19:40:07] NyquilSteve317: and i sank [19:40:11] NyquilSteve317: went into shock [19:40:14] angelcerv21: why did you stand in the canoe? [19:40:19] angelcerv21: why shock? [19:40:22] NyquilSteve317: we weren't standing [19:40:24] NyquilSteve317: or something [19:40:26] NyquilSteve317: but i blacked out [19:40:28] angelcerv21: it's just random surprise swimming at that point [19:40:34] NyquilSteve317: woke up on the bottom of the lake A few hours later, I decided to see if they were still talking about sex and such: [22:39:41] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation. [22:39:41] *** Flagrant3D3lict0 has joined the conversation. [22:39:42] *** guaaaache has joined the conversation. [22:39:42] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation. [22:39:43] *** AlenaBrolxFlami has joined the conversation. [22:39:43] *** SerenityDiscord has joined the conversation. [22:39:45] NyquilSteve317: hi [22:39:50] NyquilSteve317: are you glowing dragon? [22:39:52] *** Laura09173 has left the conversation. [22:39:57] guaaaache: yep, she is [22:40:00] Flami: you people are still here - amazing [22:40:03] Flami: and yes [22:40:04] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation. [22:40:05] NyquilSteve317: wow [22:40:07] NyquilSteve317: yes [22:40:09] NyquilSteve317: we are here [22:40:24] NyquilSteve317: hi, boring dragon [22:40:27] Flami: it's only 10:40 [22:40:39] NyquilSteve317: silly dragon [22:40:47] Flami: ha. I had an interesting birthday, that's for sure [22:40:47] SerenityDiscord: ohhh. i don't start my posts like that? lol. but whatevs =) [22:40:54] NyquilSteve317: mariah isn't gonna beat your ass much [22:40:58] Flami: boring? maybe. silly? Could be, too. [22:41:06] Flami: ha. sure.... [22:41:11] NyquilSteve317: you don't [22:41:20] NyquilSteve317: who starts their posts with "hey you" [22:41:27] Flami: I know you're under orders, Steve... so it's not you [22:41:28] NyquilSteve317: i thought it was shed the irony [22:41:33] NyquilSteve317: word [22:41:41] NyquilSteve317: i'm just trying to be a good soldier [22:41:43] Flami: what's going on? [22:41:46] SerenityDiscord: nope, haha. [22:41:49] NyquilSteve317: not much here [22:41:57] NyquilSteve317: finally ordered pizza [22:42:08] NyquilSteve317: i'm so drunk [22:42:11] Flami: I had bubble tea yesterday [22:42:14] NyquilSteve317: it's horrible [22:42:24] NyquilSteve317: hatter got 100 proof vodka [22:42:29] NyquilSteve317: it's fucking lethal to me [22:42:31] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon [22:42:36] Flami: that sounds rather strong [22:42:37] NyquilSteve317: explain yourself [22:42:37] NyquilSteve317: please [22:42:44] NyquilSteve317: so i can stick up for you [22:42:48] NyquilSteve317: how old are you [22:42:50] Flami: explain what? oh. [22:42:53] NyquilSteve317: what do you stand for [22:42:54] NyquilSteve317: etc [22:43:00] NyquilSteve317: about yourself [22:43:15] NyquilSteve317: so i can go to the high council and have some ammo to fire [22:43:19] Flami: is that what's going on? Mariah wants everyone's particulars? (would not be surprised) [22:43:28] NyquilSteve317: no [22:43:33] NyquilSteve317: it's not her at all [22:43:39] NyquilSteve317: it's me [22:43:49] NyquilSteve317: i wanna be able to say, "hey, she's not so bad" [22:43:57] Flami: oh, you... not her, not Amber, but YOU! right, got it [22:44:11] NyquilSteve317: like i said i want ammo [22:44:18] NyquilSteve317: you need to give it to me [22:44:44] Flami: I stand for truth, justice, and the Canadian way! [22:44:50] NyquilSteve317: oh [22:44:58] NyquilSteve317: you're Canadian [22:45:01] NyquilSteve317: well then, i'm out... j/k [22:45:14] NyquilSteve317: srsly [22:45:19] NyquilSteve317: here is the thing [22:45:29] NyquilSteve317: you don't seem like a bad person [22:45:36] NyquilSteve317: mariah isn't a bad person [22:45:51] NyquilSteve317: if you guys would just talk, it would be fine [22:45:55] Flami: haha... jokes aside, I was trying to inject some humor posts into the whole dynamic... something a little more unique than the usual posts there... [22:46:11] NyquilSteve317: the problem is [22:46:26] Flami: of course, if it really wasn't allowed (and not because she personally didn't like it / me), then I wouldn't [22:46:31] NyquilSteve317: you both are very very smart, smarter than i ever could be, so you guys are butting heads [22:47:08] NyquilSteve317: and it's one of those [22:47:10] NyquilSteve317: sit down [22:47:21] NyquilSteve317: have a drink and talk [22:47:26] Flami: yes... but since she's the mod, I gotta do what she says, no matter what kind of standing up to her I have done [22:47:36] Laura09173: ah! i forgot i had a chat open [22:47:48] NyquilSteve317: just cut your stuff, and you will be fine [22:48:21] Flami: those kind of posts aren't ALL my material... I do have more quotidian stuff [22:48:37] NyquilSteve317: as i have said before, mariah and i didn't like each other for a long time... 6 years later, we are great friends [22:49:11] Flami: the day-to-day minutiae... like yesterday, I could have been like "I have 65 Facebook wall posts for my birthday, and I feel so loved!" or something [22:49:29] NyquilSteve317: it's hard [22:49:40] NyquilSteve317: like i said, and you know, i'm just a soldier [22:50:06] Flami: most of the posts DID have cuts... of course, maybe the cuts weren't at the "right" places or something... and I understand you're just a soldier, yes [22:50:19] NyquilSteve317: i don't think you should give up on bp, but just cater it to the rules... if you post something, and its totally cut [22:50:23] NyquilSteve317: i will go to bat for you [22:50:32] NyquilSteve317: i know [22:50:51] NyquilSteve317: but still, i'm trying to be the go-between mod person [22:51:04] Flami: now, that said... I think I've run afoul of her at least twice... and I kinda don't want to do that again [22:51:27] NyquilSteve317: she isn't a bad person [22:51:40] NyquilSteve317: in fact, she is one of the most interesting ppl i know [22:51:47] NyquilSteve317: i just want everyone to get along [22:51:51] Flami: you happen to remember what she said in response to my standing up to her? [22:51:59] Laura09173: im lost. [22:52:16] NyquilSteve317: no worries [22:52:22] NyquilSteve317: no [22:52:25] NyquilSteve317: i don't [22:52:30] NyquilSteve317: what did she say? [22:53:49] Flami: I don't know, since I deleted it without reading it [22:54:08] NyquilSteve317: ok [22:54:17] NyquilSteve317: like i have said, and will say [22:54:21] NyquilSteve317: she is not a bad person [22:54:30] NyquilSteve317: she is insanely intelligent [22:54:43] NyquilSteve317: and has a high-stress life [22:54:50] NyquilSteve317: and is actually a good person [22:54:53] NyquilSteve317: so just be patient [22:55:12] NyquilSteve317: brb [22:55:18] Laura09173: k [22:55:28] Laura09173: Alena, who are you on bp? [22:55:56] Flami: right... I know you're trying to be a mediator or something, and I know she probably has stresses of her own, too (you know her WAY better than I do!) [22:56:13] Flami: well... I was on there for a while... glowing_dragon [22:56:15] Flami: you? [22:57:00] *** SerenityDiscord has left the conversation. [22:57:30] Laura09173: RagingHostility [22:57:45] Laura09173: you're not on bp anymore? [22:59:05] Flami: ah! got it! [22:59:21] Flami: not since Mariah banned me (or whatever) for the second time [22:59:47] Laura09173: Oh see, I'm not in the loop of anything. So I dont actually know who mariah is. [22:59:56] Laura09173: not that a loop is needed. [23:00:06] guaaaache: Mariah is one of the mods [23:00:16] Flami: that is correct [23:01:36] Laura09173: all right, then [23:02:30] Laura09173: i just discovered the joy of downloading games with a torrent. [23:02:42] guaaaache: I wonder if eating something really dry like toast would help [23:03:30] NyquilSteve317: i'm back [23:03:35] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon [23:03:40] Flami: with what, Mikaela? [23:03:45] NyquilSteve317: post on whatthehell2 [23:03:49] NyquilSteve317: mikaela [23:03:54] NyquilSteve317: who is that? [23:04:03] guaaaache: that's me [23:04:19] NyquilSteve317: miaekla [23:04:21] NyquilSteve317: that you [23:04:25] NyquilSteve317: i'm so confused [23:04:29] NyquilSteve317: oh well [23:04:34] NyquilSteve317: i ordered [23:04:36] guaaaache: to get mucus and crap out of my throat, Leslie [23:04:37] NyquilSteve317: pizza [23:05:02] Laura09173: gah! pizza sounds so good right now. [23:05:05] NyquilSteve317: leslea [23:05:07] Laura09173: but it's 2 in the morning. [23:05:12] NyquilSteve317: she was a friend of mine who is a rockstaR [23:05:15] Flami: ah... that's too bad you're sick [23:05:23] guaaaache: you know what? I don't understand how the dryer can smell so fucking bad after one of my housemates washed and dried his clothes [23:05:29] guaaaache: how the fuck do they smell bad if you JUST washed them [23:05:34] NyquilSteve317: being sick sucks [23:05:38] Flami: how often does he wash his clothes? [23:05:46] guaaaache: I have no idea [23:05:50] guaaaache: probably once a week [23:05:53] NyquilSteve317: i wash mine a lot [23:06:02] NyquilSteve317: like once a day at least, i do laundry [23:06:33] guaaaache: If it wasn't raining right now, I would not have used the dryer [23:06:48] NyquilSteve317: i love air-drying [23:06:55] guaaaache: yeah, it's much better [23:06:56] NyquilSteve317: but it's getting too cold [23:07:03] NyquilSteve317: so we bought a dryer [23:07:27] Laura09173: what movie should i download? [23:07:37] guaaaache: Les Amours Imaginaires [23:07:48] NyquilSteve317: i have been watching Avatar [23:07:49] guaaaache: promise it's very good [23:07:54] NyquilSteve317: if you want a good French film [23:08:03] NyquilSteve317: watch La Vie des Anges [23:08:05] NyquilSteve317: or whatever [23:08:10] guaaaache: if you can't find it under that title, just look for it under Heartbeats [23:08:17] NyquilSteve317: Dream Life of Angels in English [23:08:28] NyquilSteve317: one of my favorite movies [23:08:40] guaaaache: why is the English always not a translation? I don't get it [23:08:55] NyquilSteve317: i dunno [23:09:02] NyquilSteve317: but watch the Dream Life of Angels [23:09:04] NyquilSteve317: it's great [23:09:09] guaaaache: will do [23:09:12] NyquilSteve317: kinda made me love everything and wanna die [23:09:22] guaaaache: I love that feeling [23:09:25] NyquilSteve317: once i spoke French, it wasn't as good [23:09:34] NyquilSteve317: but if you don't speak French, it's great [23:09:41] guaaaache: damn it [23:09:53] guaaaache: why wasn't it good after you could speak French? [23:10:20] NyquilSteve317: cos a lot of the translation was weird after you understood what was going on [23:10:26] guaaaache: ah, ok [23:10:38] NyquilSteve317: not bad [23:10:44] guaaaache: I can't understand French, but I'll still watch it [23:10:50] Laura09173: i'm not one for foreign films. i get distracted by subtitles. [23:10:51] NyquilSteve317: it's great [23:11:03] NyquilSteve317: and the buzzed-head girl is adorable [23:11:12] guaaaache: Heartbeats is Canadian, so it's technically not foreign [23:11:16] NyquilSteve317: i love foreign films [23:11:24] NyquilSteve317: Gavirdivich [23:11:31] guaaaache: most of the movies I watch are not in English [23:11:37] NyquilSteve317: Lola [23:11:57] guaaaache: though I want to see that movie Splice [23:12:01] guaaaache: it never hit the cinemas here [23:13:13] Laura09173: ha! [23:13:20] Laura09173: i just downloaded Splice yesterday [23:13:42] Flami: I smell synchronicity! [23:14:06] Laura09173: :-D [23:14:46] NyquilSteve317: Machete was fun [23:15:16] Flami: all I've heard about that one is Jessica Alba wasn't really nude [23:15:26] Laura09173: I saw some French movie once. [23:15:35] Laura09173: High Tension... i think [23:16:12] NyquilSteve317: no, she wasn't [23:16:14] NyquilSteve317: no tits [23:16:19] NyquilSteve317: no va jay jay [23:17:27] guaaaache: I feel really light-headed so if I don't talk again, I probably crashed out on my bed [23:17:49] NyquilSteve317: okay [23:19:13] NyquilSteve317: dance [23:20:51] Laura09173: So who is still here? [23:21:31] NyquilSteve317: me [23:22:29] Laura09173: Anyone else? [23:22:35] Flami: here [23:22:55] Laura09173: alrighty, then [23:23:38] NyquilSteve317: yup [23:24:12] Laura09173: I'm on movie number 4 right now. i watch too many. [23:25:00] NyquilSteve317: pizza [23:25:11] Laura09173: I'm craving it now. [23:25:34] NyquilSteve317: it's awesome [23:25:39] NyquilSteve317: i'm done now [23:25:42] guaaaache: fucking hell, now I'm stuck in my room anyway because the chatty-Kathy housemate is out there, and she'll want to talk [23:25:47] NyquilSteve317: so i can type [23:25:49] Laura09173: it's too late to eat anything here [23:25:53] Flami: ugh, I hate when that happens [23:26:04] guaaaache: when what happens? [23:26:09] NyquilSteve317: that's too bad [23:26:17] Flami: chatty people who talk when you don't want it [23:26:22] NyquilSteve317: it's only 1:25 in wisconsin, is it not? [23:26:49] NyquilSteve317: huh? [23:27:02] guaaaache: it's just that even if i were to say: "hey, I don't want to talk coz I have tonsillitis, and it sort of hurts," she still mostly likely won't shut up and go away [23:27:09] Laura09173: i'm in florida. [23:27:13] Laura09173: 2:25 [23:27:23] NyquilSteve317: oh [23:27:25] guaaaache: she'll just go, "omg are you alright, how long ago did it start, have you been taking meds?" [23:27:29] NyquilSteve317: eastern like me [23:27:34] Flami: ah [23:27:34] Laura09173: yeah [23:27:39] NyquilSteve317: we just got pizza [23:27:50] NyquilSteve317: hurray for the weekend, faire dinkum [23:27:54] Laura09173: well, everyone else is asleep in the house. [23:27:58] guaaaache: it's almost over [23:28:04] NyquilSteve317: i don't like living with others [23:28:11] NyquilSteve317: poor movie [23:28:21] Laura09173: me either. but i'm too broke to live on my own, lol [23:28:26] guaaaache: same [23:28:29] guaaaache: to both [23:28:33] guaaaache: the hate and the poverty [23:28:33] NyquilSteve317: that really sucks [23:28:39] NyquilSteve317: i had a roommate once [23:28:45] NyquilSteve317: and it wasn't out of necessity [23:28:49] NyquilSteve317: and it was horrible [23:28:58] guaaaache: yuck. luckily, i've always had my own room [23:29:08] NyquilSteve317: that's good [23:29:15] guaaaache: no one can take that away from me [23:29:20] Laura09173: I sleep on the couch. [23:29:29] guaaaache: that's fucked. I feel sorry for you [23:29:33] Flami: yikes, Laura [23:29:38] NyquilSteve317: ugh [23:29:41] NyquilSteve317: horrible [23:29:47] NyquilSteve317: i don't play well with others [23:30:35] Laura09173: I'm basically living for free though, so i can't complain [23:30:55] NyquilSteve317: not bad [23:30:58] guaaaache: oh, you can [23:31:08] guaaaache: if you're sleeping on the couch, you can. but it beats being homeless, I suppose [23:31:08] NyquilSteve317: i own a house, cos i'm awesome [23:31:17] NyquilSteve317: and when i say own [23:31:19] NyquilSteve317: i mean own [23:31:20] Laura09173: and i'm jealous, cuz i can be [23:31:26] NyquilSteve317: cos i'm awesome [23:31:42] NyquilSteve317: and i'm below the poverty level [23:31:46] NyquilSteve317: cos i'm awesome [23:31:52] guaaaache: so how do you own a house? [23:32:02] NyquilSteve317: because [23:32:03] Laura09173: how'd you manage that one at nearly 30? [23:32:14] NyquilSteve317: i paid less for my house than a new car [23:32:22] NyquilSteve317: far less [23:32:34] NyquilSteve317: HUD home [23:32:38] NyquilSteve317: cash [23:32:39] NyquilSteve317: boom [23:32:40] NyquilSteve317: mine [23:32:42] NyquilSteve317: i own it [23:32:51] Laura09173: HUD? i'm stupid... what's that mean? [23:33:03] NyquilSteve317: does it do me any good? nope... does it give me better credit... nope [23:33:03] NyquilSteve317: housing and urban development [23:33:12] NyquilSteve317: brb, i will explain when i get back [23:39:24] NyquilSteve317: ok [23:39:26] NyquilSteve317: i'm back [23:39:29] NyquilSteve317: anybody still there? [23:39:41] NyquilSteve317: take a guess how much my house cost [23:41:13] NyquilSteve317: nope [23:41:13] Laura09173: i am! [23:41:14] NyquilSteve317: dead [23:41:19] Flami: me [23:41:19] NyquilSteve317: ok [23:41:40] Laura09173: no clue how much your house cost [23:41:47] Flami: no idea [23:42:37] NyquilSteve317: 15k [23:42:38] NyquilSteve317: yes [23:42:41] NyquilSteve317: for a house [23:42:49] NyquilSteve317: in a decent neighborhood [23:42:53] NyquilSteve317: cos my town sucks [23:43:00] NyquilSteve317: cash [23:43:01] Laura09173: holy crap [23:43:01] NyquilSteve317: boom [23:43:03] NyquilSteve317: mine [23:43:10] Laura09173: is it a decent house? [23:43:13] NyquilSteve317: so you can be poor and own a house [23:43:13] NyquilSteve317: yes [23:43:17] NyquilSteve317: it's a great house [23:43:39] NyquilSteve317: not huge, but i didn't want a huge house [23:43:46] Flami: wow [23:43:58] NyquilSteve317: its about 11 sqft, plus a basement and a garage that is bigger than the house [23:44:28] NyquilSteve317: it's ridiculously silly [23:44:34] NyquilSteve317: so i own my house outright [23:44:43] NyquilSteve317: no mortgage, nothing [23:44:45] Flami: 11 square feet? [23:44:58] NyquilSteve317: 1100 sqft [23:45:08] guaaaache: lol, I was going to say [23:45:15] NyquilSteve317: the garage is like 800 sqft [23:45:21] NyquilSteve317: at least [23:45:30] NyquilSteve317: it's bigger on the ground floor than the house [23:45:32] NyquilSteve317: it's magic [23:45:41] Flami: wow, that's pretty good [23:46:13] NyquilSteve317: but no joking, i could buy a 3800 sqft Victorian in a horrible neighborhood for the same price [23:46:21] NyquilSteve317: 6 or 7 rooms, etc. [23:46:23] NyquilSteve317: 3-story [23:46:29] NyquilSteve317: it's sick [23:46:34] Flami: wicked [23:46:35] NyquilSteve317: you can buy whatever here right now [23:47:11] Laura09173: and where is this? [23:47:25] NyquilSteve317: Flint, Michigan [23:47:36] NyquilSteve317: 4th highest crime rate [23:47:38] NyquilSteve317: last yr [23:47:45] NyquilSteve317: but we're gonna be number one this year [23:47:52] Laura09173: wheres the highest? [23:47:59] NyquilSteve317: New Jersey [23:48:03] guaaaache: so that's why [23:48:07] NyquilSteve317: Camden or some shit [23:48:22] NyquilSteve317: Saginaw, Michigan beat us too, i think [23:48:31] Flami: wow [23:48:41] NyquilSteve317: so it's dirt cheap [23:48:52] NyquilSteve317: the 3 houses next to me are abandoned [23:49:03] NyquilSteve317: and have been for over a year [23:49:29] Laura09173: No matter where you go, the neighborhood will be rough. [23:49:33] NyquilSteve317: and they are going for less than my place [23:49:35] NyquilSteve317: yes [23:49:40] NyquilSteve317: so i deal with it [23:49:47] NyquilSteve317: it's not a bad hood [23:49:59] NyquilSteve317: it's not like "oh, shit! duck and cover!" [23:50:29] NyquilSteve317: why is my gf a lesbo? [23:50:30] Laura09173: where i used to live, there were two towns within half an hour that had apartments to rent. and both of them my parents go "I don't want you living alone there" [23:50:36] Flami: haha, okay [23:50:41] Laura09173: what do you mean, a lesbo? [23:50:43] Flami: oh no :( [23:50:48] Laura09173: like, how is she being one? [23:51:15] NyquilSteve317: she hates dick [23:51:18] Flagrant3D3lict0: lesbo! [23:51:26] NyquilSteve317: and she always is like, yeeaaahhh, she's hot [23:51:32] NyquilSteve317: and she has a girl crush [23:51:33] NyquilSteve317: etc [23:51:37] Flagrant3D3lict0: night, all [23:51:42] NyquilSteve317: night [23:51:43] Flagrant3D3lict0: sorry I've been all absent-like [23:51:47] NyquilSteve317: no worries [23:51:49] NyquilSteve317: sall good [23:51:51] Flagrant3D3lict0: ;-) [23:51:56] *** Flagrant3D3lict0 has left the conversation. [23:52:00] NyquilSteve317: dragon [23:52:03] NyquilSteve317: you missed this question [23:52:11] NyquilSteve317: you're like as old / older than me [23:52:15] NyquilSteve317: how old are you? [23:52:50] NyquilSteve317: you're dead [23:53:00] guaaaache: she's 32, I think [23:53:14] NyquilSteve317: well, where did she go? [23:53:45] guaaaache: she was born in 76 [23:53:56] NyquilSteve317: well, that's way old [23:53:58] NyquilSteve317: jk [23:54:00] NyquilSteve317: of course [23:54:14] NyquilSteve317: cos you're a now bj person [23:54:16] NyquilSteve317: so you don't count [23:55:17] guaaaache: I've just had a lot of bad experiences with that. If I meet someone who is willing to be patient or whatever, I would maybe do it again [23:55:36] NyquilSteve317: ok [23:55:39] NyquilSteve317: well, here's the deal [23:55:42] NyquilSteve317: like i said [23:55:50] NyquilSteve317: 5 years! [23:55:50] NyquilSteve317: living together! [23:55:58] guaaaache: have you asked her why? [23:55:59] NyquilSteve317: she gave her ex a bj [23:56:04] NyquilSteve317: she doesn't like them [23:56:19] NyquilSteve317: but her ex who she didn't even like... bj [23:56:39] NyquilSteve317: me, nothing [23:56:44] guaaaache: well, did she do it willingly, or did he pressure her or something? [23:56:44] NyquilSteve317: i hate it [23:57:01] NyquilSteve317: probably pressured [23:57:07] NyquilSteve317: but i try not to pressure... nothing [23:57:07] NyquilSteve317: pisses me off [23:57:24] Flami: I am 34 [23:57:29] Flami: as of yesterday :( [23:57:35] guaaaache: well, pressure wouldn't work on me anymore. maybe she's the same [23:57:41] NyquilSteve317: ok [23:57:49] NyquilSteve317: so, dragon [23:58:04] NyquilSteve317: 5 years living with your bf.... would you blow him? [23:58:52] Flami: depends on whether he has a good personality and such OUTSIDE of the bedroom, and didn't seem to be all about that act [23:59:07] guaaaache: good point [23:59:27] Flami: and wasn't like "well, you did that with your ex, and you weren't with him that long! now you're with me, for longer..." [23:59:33] Flami: (I speak from experience) [23:59:41] NyquilSteve317: ok [23:59:46] NyquilSteve317: well, this is why i ask [23:59:48] NyquilSteve317: i go down on her [23:59:49] NyquilSteve317: etc [23:59:57] NyquilSteve317: nothing from her [00:00:04] NyquilSteve317: she is a deer in the headlights in the sack [00:00:11] NyquilSteve317: and it sucks for me, cos i enjoy the sex [00:00:21] NyquilSteve317: and i know i asked all this earlier [00:00:25] NyquilSteve317: but i wanted to ask you [00:00:29] Flami: ah... in that case, my experience won't help you here.. he was all like "babe, I have a weak stomach! you know I can't do that for longer than two minutes!" [00:00:30] guaaaache: so she's not confident or what? [00:00:46] NyquilSteve317: she hates her body image [00:00:49] guaaaache: nice [00:00:54] NyquilSteve317: i have seen her naked maybe twice [00:01:04] Flami: oh [00:01:04] guaaaache: hmm, so she's really unconfident [00:01:19] Flami: doesn't seem confident, no [00:01:24] NyquilSteve317: she has to "pretend" to be asleep before she wil even be naked in the dark [00:01:29] NyquilSteve317: it's sick [00:01:46] NyquilSteve317: cos like i said, i'm a "hey, you're cute, i'm cute, let's fuck around" type [00:01:52] NyquilSteve317: and i get stuck with a total prude [00:01:59] guaaaache: so why are you still there? [00:02:17] NyquilSteve317: cos she is one of the most fascinating ppl i have ever met [00:02:22] NyquilSteve317: and i have met a lot [00:02:25] NyquilSteve317: and she doesn't add up [00:02:26] Flami: does she have a dazzling personality? [00:02:43] NyquilSteve317: she is cute (i'm sure you have seen pictures), she is very very smart [00:02:44] guaaaache: so she's just not good with sex [00:02:50] NyquilSteve317: and hates how she looks [00:02:55] NyquilSteve317: no, she isn't [00:03:01] guaaaache: well, maybe you just need to help her get over that somehow [00:03:05] NyquilSteve317: and when she lets herself go, she is fine [00:03:12] NyquilSteve317: but that happens like once every two years [00:03:24] NyquilSteve317: i have tried so hard to let her just let go [00:03:25] guaaaache: what do you mean? what does she do? [00:03:27] NyquilSteve317: but nothing works [00:03:33] NyquilSteve317: she is just reserved [00:03:44] NyquilSteve317: if i'm grumpy, she is like "wanna do it?" [00:03:48] NyquilSteve317: thats foreplay [00:03:58] NyquilSteve317: if i say nothing, i don't get anything [00:04:19] NyquilSteve317: it's weird [00:04:24] NyquilSteve317: a complex case for sure [00:04:37] guaaaache: maybe you just need to talk about sex before doing it or something [00:04:40] guaaaache: if you haven't tried that [00:04:43] NyquilSteve317: oh, we have [00:04:52] NyquilSteve317: and it's been well, what do you like [00:05:01] Flami: can you overlook her not being good at sex? or maybe you need to teach her [00:05:01] NyquilSteve317: and tell me what you like [00:05:07] NyquilSteve317: etc [00:05:16] Laura09173: i keep vanishing [00:05:17] NyquilSteve317: well, i have tried [00:05:25] NyquilSteve317: to get her to lighten the fuck up [00:05:27] NyquilSteve317: but she won't [00:05:41] Flami: is there something in her past that makes her react this way? [00:05:46] NyquilSteve317: and we have talked very openly [00:05:50] NyquilSteve317: and she says she just hates it [00:05:58] NyquilSteve317: well [00:06:01] guaaaache: maybe you guys should consider polyamory [00:06:07] guaaaache: she hates what? [00:06:07] NyquilSteve317: dragon [00:06:16] NyquilSteve317: she says she was molested in second grade [00:06:16] NyquilSteve317: however [00:06:23] NyquilSteve317: she has not said by whom, or to what extent [00:06:34] NyquilSteve317: mind you, this is after 5 years [00:06:45] guaaaache: well, that explains a lot [00:06:48] NyquilSteve317: so it's not like i haven't asked [00:06:53] Flami: yeah, maybe that's it... perhaps she doesn't want to say [00:07:03] NyquilSteve317: but she won't give details, and i wouldn't put it past her to make it up [00:07:12] Flami: oh [00:07:18] NyquilSteve317: well, here is the funny thing [00:07:36] NyquilSteve317: she will get insanely defensive and protective if i dare mention going somewhere else for a bj or sex [00:08:03] NyquilSteve317: so [00:08:03] NyquilSteve317: i dunno [00:08:09] NyquilSteve317: like i said, she is a complicated person [00:08:19] NyquilSteve317: if she were a moron, it would be diferent [00:08:32] guaaaache: yeah it sounds like it [00:08:44] NyquilSteve317: but it's like a damn chess game [00:08:50] NyquilSteve317: and i dunno what her hang-ups are [00:08:59] NyquilSteve317: since she can't / won't discuss them with me [00:09:21] NyquilSteve317: it sucks [00:09:28] guaaaache: yeah [00:09:31] NyquilSteve317: or lack of sucks [00:09:40] NyquilSteve317: for that matter [00:09:57] NyquilSteve317: brb [00:12:10] Laura09173: i'm not really in this conversation anymore [00:12:28] guaaaache: well, you can talk about anything [00:12:38] guaaaache: I think the last one was finished anyway [00:13:01] guaaaache: I'm eating a cheese and vegemite toasted sandwich? [00:14:06] Laura09173: i've always wanted to try vegemite [00:14:19] Laura09173: though people i know that have had it said it tasted like tar. [00:14:33] guaaaache: well... I don't know what tar tastes like, so I can't really say [00:14:43] Laura09173: haha [00:14:50] Flami: I used to know someone who loved the stuff [00:14:50] guaaaache: it tastes a bit like soy sauce. not really, but it's the closest thing I can think of [00:15:47] guaaaache: I keep gargling salty water, it's a bit gross [00:16:00] Laura09173: i do that when i have a sore throat [00:17:34] guaaaache: that's why I'm doing it [00:18:06] guaaaache: i can't see how it helps [00:19:28] NyquilSteve317: k, i'm back [00:19:32] NyquilSteve317: so what did i miss? [00:19:38] Laura09173: vegemite [00:19:44] Laura09173: and cheese sandwich [00:19:59] NyquilSteve317: i have been trying to find vegemite [00:20:01] NyquilSteve317: can't find [00:20:04] guaaaache: my tongue is grey [00:20:05] guaaaache: fully grey [00:20:19] guaaaache: I could probably send you some [00:20:23] Laura09173: i wish they sold it here [00:20:32] NyquilSteve317: so what do i do, aussie and chronic poster? [00:20:48] guaaaache: huh? [00:21:02] NyquilSteve317: the sex thing [00:21:05] NyquilSteve317: it bothers me [00:21:10] NyquilSteve317: and we talk about it [00:21:15] NyquilSteve317: but it does no good [00:21:21] NyquilSteve317: so i dunno [00:21:26] guaaaache: I really don't know what else to tell you about it [00:21:37] NyquilSteve317: the fact that she's jealous, but doesn't wanna do anything to fix it [00:21:42] Flami: fully grey?! Yikes [00:21:49] NyquilSteve317: i dunno [00:21:58] guaaaache: she obviously has some issues, but she has to sort through it herself [00:22:07] Flami: that's what I was going to say [00:22:09] guaaaache: yeah, my tongue is grey [00:22:17] guaaaache: I think that means infection [00:22:33] NyquilSteve317: yes, so i just kick back and hope she sorts it out? [00:22:41] NyquilSteve317: cos she is a hottie [00:22:46] guaaaache: no, you probably have to push her to do it [00:23:00] NyquilSteve317: ugh [00:23:05] NyquilSteve317: that never goes well [00:23:07] NyquilSteve317: and i dunno [00:23:15] NyquilSteve317: i guess i'm just more laid back about it [00:23:21] guaaaache: well, you can only push so much. she also has to want to do it [00:23:27] NyquilSteve317: yeah [00:23:38] NyquilSteve317: well, i appreciate you guys' input [00:23:43] NyquilSteve317: what the fuck else is going on [00:23:51] guaaaache: nothing really [00:23:55] Laura09173: i'm watching Super Troopers. [00:23:57] guaaaache: I'm gargling salty water [00:24:06] guaaaache: and spitting it into a glass next to me [00:24:08] guaaaache: glamourous [00:24:23] NyquilSteve317: bummer [00:24:25] NyquilSteve317: come on. you're an Aussie. anyone with that hot of a voice has to have something going on [00:24:45] guaaaache: well, I can't actually talk right now [00:24:57] NyquilSteve317: oh [00:25:01] guaaaache: and don't forget that everyone thinks I'm not really Australian [00:25:06] guaaaache: because of my accent [00:25:08] NyquilSteve317: well, i'm sure gargling with an Aussie accent is hotter [00:25:11] NyquilSteve317: oh [00:25:22] NyquilSteve317: you're like Asian Aussie or something, right? [00:25:33] guaaaache: nope [00:25:35] guaaaache: I'm white [00:25:37] NyquilSteve317: damn [00:25:44] NyquilSteve317: tell me the story, not-Aussie Aussie [00:25:50] NyquilSteve317: are you Canadian? [00:26:01] NyquilSteve317: Stephanie Jacobsen [00:26:08] guaaaache: I am Australian [00:26:08] NyquilSteve317: the hottest thing i have ever seen [00:26:12] Laura09173: how do you know her voice? [00:26:19] NyquilSteve317: but you don't sound Aussie? [00:26:23] NyquilSteve317: i don't [00:26:29] guaaaache: I think I do, but a lot of people disagree [00:26:37] NyquilSteve317: i just know Aussies sound hot [00:26:43] Laura09173: or you just meant the accent in general? [00:26:52] NyquilSteve317: the accent is like British, but lusty [00:26:56] NyquilSteve317: yes [00:27:04] guaaaache: that depends on what area of the country the person is from [00:27:19] NyquilSteve317: my friend Nyree could say "i'm gonna go take a dump on a midget," and it would be the hottest thing ever [00:27:33] guaaaache: some accents are pretty bad, like North Queensland is terrible [00:28:00] NyquilSteve317: the ones that are like lusty English [00:28:04] NyquilSteve317: those are amazing [00:28:15] guaaaache: if I figure out a way to record my voice, I'll do it, then put it on boring people. but everyone else has to do it, too [00:28:24] guaaaache: I think you're thinking of the Western Australian accent [00:28:27] guaaaache: it sounds pretty English [00:28:35] guaaaache: but I'm from the east [00:28:51] NyquilSteve317: thats fine [00:28:59] NyquilSteve317: you can do voice posts [00:29:03] NyquilSteve317: i sound like a fag man [00:29:11] NyquilSteve317: very effeminate [00:29:20] guaaaache: i think you have to be a paying member to do a voice post? [00:29:26] NyquilSteve317: but who cares [00:29:27] NyquilSteve317: no, you don't [00:29:29] NyquilSteve317: not last i checked [00:29:34] guaaaache: ah ok, well I don't know how to do it [00:29:51] guaaaache: I think you can use your phone [00:30:27] Flami: this isn't blinking [00:31:20] Laura09173: not on mine, either. i had to scroll up and read everything because i got behind. [00:32:19] Flami: yup, so did I [00:32:19] NyquilSteve317: weird [00:32:24] guaaaache: I'm looking into this voice post thing [00:32:31] guaaaache: you do have to do it from your phone [00:32:46] NyquilSteve317: yes [00:32:50] NyquilSteve317: i did a few a while ago [00:32:56] NyquilSteve317: hi, i'm steve, and i sound gay [00:33:05] NyquilSteve317: nasally and awful [00:33:14] guaaaache: I think I've heard one before [00:33:26] NyquilSteve317: ooo [00:33:47] Laura09173: mine would be: "hi, i'm laura, and i sound like a dude" [00:34:04] NyquilSteve317: ahaha [00:34:13] NyquilSteve317: dude voices on chicks are usually hot [00:34:15] guaaaache: what is a plus account? [00:34:26] NyquilSteve317: Scarlett Johanssen in Ghost World [00:34:27] NyquilSteve317: hot [00:34:33] NyquilSteve317: Eliza Dushku [00:34:34] NyquilSteve317: hot [00:34:37] Laura09173: how the hell are they hot? it's good to sound like a man? [00:34:42] guaaaache: this might be easier to do it by video, but that would be slightly more awkward [00:34:51] NyquilSteve317: no hips, but hot [00:35:01] NyquilSteve317: dark raspy voices [00:35:02] Laura09173: so point the camera at something inanimate [00:35:10] NyquilSteve317: hot [00:35:11] guaaaache: that's silly [00:35:13] guaaaache: lol [00:35:25] NyquilSteve317: what? [00:35:30] NyquilSteve317: deep voices on women [00:35:31] NyquilSteve317: it's hot [00:35:56] guaaaache: my voice is a bit deeper than most other women I know [00:36:11] NyquilSteve317: you should sing [00:36:23] NyquilSteve317: singing in a deep voice as a woman totally works [00:36:43] NyquilSteve317: women are just awesome, anyways [00:36:43] NyquilSteve317: so i'm biased [00:37:33] Laura09173: me too, guache, the voice thing [00:37:51] NyquilSteve317: what? [00:37:57] Flami: I sound terrible [00:37:58] guaaaache: has anyone ever heard about when a woman in Sydney was served shit instead of ice cream? [00:38:43] Flami: NO! [00:38:43] Laura09173: what! [00:38:45] Laura09173: that's awful. [00:38:45] guaaaache: go to number 10 [00:38:45] guaaaache: it happened a few years ago. I remember it being on the news [00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: well, shit [00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: i don't wanna read that [00:38:46] NyquilSteve317: two girls one cup shit [00:38:55] Flami: YES! [00:39:01] NyquilSteve317: ugh [00:39:05] NyquilSteve317: poop is not my friend [00:39:12] guaaaache: what I don't understand is [00:39:21] guaaaache: the woman was like: "is that shit? oh, I better taste it to check" [00:39:27] Flami: aiya [00:40:04] NyquilSteve317: ick [00:41:47] NyquilSteve317: 32DD [00:42:06] guaaaache: huh? [00:42:27] *** Laura09173 has left the conversation. [00:42:33] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation. [00:42:55] Laura09173: stupid internet [00:43:09] guaaaache: what's the time where you all are [00:43:28] NyquilSteve317: breast [00:43:30] NyquilSteve317: size [00:43:32] Flami: what? [00:43:43] Flami: 12:43 AM [00:43:48] NyquilSteve317: 3:43 AM [00:44:02] guaaaache: 5:43 PM [00:44:04] Laura09173: 3:43 AM here as well [00:44:23] guaaaache: I had no idea it was this late in the day [00:44:45] Laura09173: yay, another movie! [00:45:08] guaaaache: when do you guys sleep? [00:45:13] NyquilSteve317: yippie [00:45:14] Laura09173: never. [00:45:27] NyquilSteve317: i don't [00:45:30] guaaaache: how do you do it? [00:45:37] guaaaache: i would die [00:45:39] NyquilSteve317: sleep is weakness [00:45:46] Flami: I should get ready to sleep, but I'm still up [00:45:50] Laura09173: nah, i usually go to sleep at like 5-ish? [00:45:55] Laura09173: and wake up at noon-ish [00:45:57] NyquilSteve317: i was trained how not to sleep by ex-French military personal [00:45:59] guaaaache: well then I'm a total weakling [00:46:02] Flami: this past week hasn't been good for that... long convos till 4-5 AM [00:46:16] NyquilSteve317: mind over matter [00:46:29] Laura09173: i would like to point out that this chat has been going on for over 6 hours. [00:46:35] guaaaache: wow [00:46:39] guaaaache: we have no lives [00:46:45] Flami: haha, wow [00:46:45] Laura09173: nope [00:46:58] NyquilSteve317: i have pplz in my house [00:47:00] guaaaache: I haven't left the house for 2 days [00:47:09] NyquilSteve317: watching TV and drinking [00:47:17] guaaaache: are they lesbos? [00:47:20] Laura09173: watching a movie and playing a game. [00:47:29] NyquilSteve317: so my house is crowded [00:47:32] NyquilSteve317: probably [00:48:04] NyquilSteve317: the gf has gay tendencies, but like i said, if she ever actually got to act on them, i'm pretty sure she would reach the conclusion that it sucked [00:48:17] guaaaache: why? [00:48:22] Flami: I'm soaking up downtime... [00:49:05] NyquilSteve317: cos lesbians always reach the conclusion that something is missing, and that thing is dick [00:49:15] NyquilSteve317: just like vegetarians and meat [00:49:39] guaaaache: sure, but that doesn't mean they care that it's missing [00:50:06] Laura09173: dildos fill the void. [00:50:08] Laura09173: literally. [00:50:28] NyquilSteve317: naw [00:50:30] NyquilSteve317: not the same [00:50:33] NyquilSteve317: close, but not the same [00:50:40] guaaaache: lol, this reminds me of this really stupid safe sex suggestion I heard [00:50:49] guaaaache: a couple of years ago [00:50:56] NyquilSteve317: of the lesbos i have known, they eventually reach the dick conclusion [00:51:17] NyquilSteve317: at least one of the couple reach that conclusion [00:51:25] NyquilSteve317: bam [00:51:27] NyquilSteve317: i need dick [00:51:31] guaaaache: that teen guys should wear strap-ons and have sex with their girlfriends with them. because people are really going to do that [00:51:41] NyquilSteve317: oh [00:51:42] NyquilSteve317: wow [00:51:51] guaaaache: I don't remember who suggested it [00:51:53] Flami: haha, oh dear [00:51:54] NyquilSteve317: here is another fun weird thing [00:51:56] guaaaache: but it's pretty uncreative [00:52:13] NyquilSteve317: and i need you two to either say you're crazy or tell me i'm not [00:52:24] NyquilSteve317: gf just turned 25.. never been to the gyno [00:52:26] NyquilSteve317: ever [00:52:29] NyquilSteve317: no birth control, nothing [00:52:32] NyquilSteve317: i have to wear condoms [00:52:37] NyquilSteve317: not that i really care [00:52:53] guaaaache: why has she never been? [00:52:55] Laura09173: i don't wanna go to a gyno. [00:53:09] Flami: why? [00:53:09] NyquilSteve317: but she has some trouble with her plumbing, like periods that don't always show up for months [00:53:16] *** Laura09173 has left the conversation. [00:53:17] NyquilSteve317: and then last for months [00:53:17] *** Laura09173 has joined the conversation. [00:53:19] guaaaache: I don't know what the big deal is [00:53:28] guaaaache: yeah, she should really go [00:53:31] NyquilSteve317: yes [00:53:33] Flami: agreed [00:53:40] guaaaache: she'd probably get a blood test for the period thing, though [00:53:51] NyquilSteve317: and i tell her this [00:53:52] Laura09173: i don't want strange people at my cooch. [00:54:05] guaaaache: they're not going to do anything sexual [00:54:10] NyquilSteve317: right, and i think that's her thing, she is timid [00:54:21] NyquilSteve317: but she needs to get checked out, and i'm sure birth control would regulate things [00:54:35] guaaaache: is she on the pill? [00:54:38] guaaaache: that might help [00:54:44] NyquilSteve317: and she sees it as "don't go near my snatch!" and "you just want me to go on bc so you can shoot your load in me" [00:54:45] NyquilSteve317: no [00:54:47] NyquilSteve317: no pill [00:54:57] NyquilSteve317: gotta go to the gyno before you can get on the pill [00:55:08] Laura09173: really? [00:55:18] Flami: hmm [00:55:19] guaaaache: hmm, here we can usually just get a prescription from a GP [00:55:31] Laura09173: yeah, i think it's the same in New York [00:55:37] NyquilSteve317: yes... yup [00:56:05] guaaaache: she could probably just go to a GP and talk about the problem [00:56:16] NyquilSteve317: no [00:56:17] guaaaache: might not even require a physical checkup, although it would be a good idea [00:56:26] NyquilSteve317: the GP would be like "go to the fucking gyno!" [00:56:45] guaaaache: for the period thing? [00:56:47] NyquilSteve317: i worry about her cos she has periods that last 3 or 4 weeks [00:56:48] NyquilSteve317: no joke [00:57:00] guaaaache: yeah, that's not good [00:57:00] NyquilSteve317: almost a month [00:57:14] NyquilSteve317: nope [00:57:18] Flami: yikes.. not good [00:57:28] NyquilSteve317: so she needs to get checked [00:57:30] guaaaache: there's a serious problem there [00:57:35] guaaaache: can't believe she wouldn't want it fixed [00:57:43] Laura09173: that's happened to me before [00:57:51] Laura09173: stress can make it weird [00:58:10] Flami: agreed [00:58:24] NyquilSteve317: she has always been that way [00:58:36] NyquilSteve317: 3 months of no period, 1 month of period [00:58:43] NyquilSteve317: and various amounts of that [00:58:52] Laura09173: had it. [00:59:01] guaaaache: she probably has a hormonal problem? [00:59:19] NyquilSteve317: probably [00:59:26] NyquilSteve317: nothing a little medicine couldn't fix [00:59:53] guaaaache: although i was having extremely irregular periods, and there was apparently no hormonal problem [00:59:54] guaaaache: so no one really knows [01:00:15] NyquilSteve317: interesting, brb [01:00:20] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the conversation. [01:00:25] Laura09173: my theory is no sex = no problem. [01:00:39] guaaaache: what do you mean? [01:01:06] Laura09173: if i don't get my period, i don't have sex, so i'm not preggers. no problem there. [01:01:43] guaaaache: yeah, but it's not generally normal to have an irregular period [01:02:22] Laura09173: oh well. [01:02:28] Laura09173: i don't like doctors. [01:02:34] guaaaache: mine is good [01:02:48] guaaaache: i've seen some shit ones, but the current one is good [01:03:12] Laura09173: i also am uninsured. [01:03:27] guaaaache: yeah [01:04:11] Laura09173: so i can't afford nothin [01:04:23] guaaaache: do you have to pay every time you go to the doctor? [01:04:56] Laura09173: a little bit, yeah [01:04:57] guaaaache: oh [01:05:02] guaaaache: we usually don't have to pay for just a consultation [01:07:17] Flami: we have a good system here in Canada in that we don't have to pay money every time we see the doctor [01:07:27] guaaaache: yeah, same as here [01:07:59] Laura09173: I'm watchin Kick Ass. [01:13:02] guaaaache: so leslie, what actually happened when mariah banned you again? [01:17:12] Flami: oops... this thing wasn't blinking, again [01:17:31] Flami: I'm assuming she banned me again... I wasn't going to find that out myself [01:18:04] Flami: you know those posts I did about the misunderstood words and stuff? apparently, she had enough of that up to about J or so [01:20:52] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation. [01:20:58] NyquilSteve317: hi there [01:20:59] NyquilSteve317: so [01:21:00] NyquilSteve317: gf [01:21:09] NyquilSteve317: go to the gyno and fix your plumbing [01:21:15] NyquilSteve317: cos i don't need your ass dying on me [01:22:44] Laura09173: welcome to the conversation, steve [01:22:50] NyquilSteve317: hi [01:22:52] NyquilSteve317: wassup [01:22:56] NyquilSteve317: what are we talkin bout [01:23:15] Laura09173: leslie getting banned [01:23:29] NyquilSteve317: dragon? [01:23:35] NyquilSteve317: dragon is not banned? [01:24:12] Laura09173: well, don't ask me. i have no clue about anything that has to do with anyone else. [01:24:37] NyquilSteve317: word [01:24:52] NyquilSteve317: so then why are we discusing leslee being banned? [01:25:17] NyquilSteve317: i'm really really really really really really drunk [01:25:56] Flami: I guess Mikaela figured I was banned again - which I figured too - and yeah :P [01:26:11] NyquilSteve317: i don't believe so [01:26:33] NyquilSteve317: you guys are silly [01:26:49] NyquilSteve317: join my whatthehell2 group, you can post whatever the fuck you want [01:27:32] Laura09173: you have a group? [01:27:36] NyquilSteve317: yes [01:27:44] NyquilSteve317: whatthehell2 [01:27:52] NyquilSteve317: where you can rant, bitch, post whatever the fuck you want [01:27:59] NyquilSteve317: i don't care [01:28:07] Flami: haha... but my trivia / names / whatever / page-a-day calendar posts?! [01:28:35] NyquilSteve317: go for it [01:28:39] NyquilSteve317: i don't care [01:28:41] Flami: okay... I'm going to bed anyway. night