Monday, September 24, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
GREEN DRAGON in Leesport / Cute nephew!
My big baby nephew is almost four months old. In this picture, he's currently dressed in an outfit for a 12-month old, and a hat for a 3-6 year old. Granted, the hat's a little big...
Here's Drago (another secret character) at the front of the wagon near Clear Vale!
Terry at the front of the wagon - you can get him after defeating the DEMON KING Duran!
At Luisa's Place, the hero can't leave himself behind!
You can also choose to dismiss recruited monsters from your party entirely: they'll return to the wilderness of the world. "Who will take Unkel's equipment?" is not a YES / NO question!

Labels: 2013, amusement, ayler, babies, bob, characters, dragons, games, lee, mail, movies, parties, phone calls, photos, pictures, sports, weird stuff
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Mario Tumblr / Longadeseo PUFF PUFF TIME!
Yurina, the Snow Queen of DRAGON QUEST VI:
Longadeseo woman: "I hear strange sounds on the other side of this wall... maybe it's someone having sex, but what if it's a monster...? I'm so scared!"
Longadeseo PUFF PUFF TIME! This makeover increases your style by five points!

Labels: amusement, characters, dragons, games, julie, mario, money, pictures, sex, short posts, snow
Thursday, September 13, 2012
OOPS files / Falshion as Pegasus
What the heck is an OOPS file?! I found it mildly amusing, anyway!

Of COURSE our wild horse Falshion is the legendary Pegasus in Reidock town! Considering what happens WAY later on in the game in the Pegasus Tower (which I've only heard about), this has to be true!

Labels: 2012, aim, amanda, amusement, dragons, dungeons, facebook, games, japan, lj, pictures, talia
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Invisible hero! / Beautiful King Reidock / True Mountain Spirit
On to DRAGON QUEST 6! :D
Innkeeper: "What, you think it's weird for someone to run an inn in a cave!?" Why, YES!

THE HERO IS INVISIBLE! (after rescuing the Spirit Crown maker Bilte, and falling into the Phantom World)

It's the true mountain spirit in Lifecod, telling the hero of their destiny and power! "Can you hear my voice?"

Rand proposes to Tania, but she says they're too young at 16 and 17...

King Reidock is very beautiful, even though he's a man!

"I wonder where we could find a horse strong enough to pull the Reidock royal coach..." is NOT a Yes or No question!

"Um... you're not thinking about taking that horse inside the castle, are you?" YES! (but we're supposed to answer "no")

You can search bookshelves in this game, but most times, these books are all boring!

Labels: amusement, annoyances, books, characters, flami, games, harmony, hearing, jon, life, mom, pictures, weird stuff
Monday, September 03, 2012
In love with Ludman?! / MY FAMILY IS ERIC!
Jon emailed us to say that FAT DRAGON is probably flexible; I looked the directions up on Translink, and it involves Waterfront Station and then four possible buses to Powell Street - CONFUSION! Then he sent another one to say that we could shelve it for a later date where more people could make it, even if Nate's leaving soon. Should be good times, then!
The Hero has to choose between Flora or Bianca, but says he can marry Flora's father (Master Ludman) instead! "So what you're saying is that you're in love with me?! Er, I'm flattered, but really, you best think that over."

"Congratulations, Lord Simon... you're to be a father very soon!" YES? NO? HAHAHA! [this was taken from the hilarious LP thread... I'm not playing the game again just to get to this point once more!]

This guy Pusan was going around on a mine cart in Torokko...

... for TWENTY YEARS?!

Labels: amusement, birthdays, characters, emails, eric h., family, flora, games, grandma, jon, kids, matt, maxed-out tags limit, msn, nathan, phone calls, pictures, reading, sick, sleep
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Impostors casting Transform / Metal Babbles, King Metal, and a SLIME?!
The Impostor enemy can cast Transform; here, two of them have assumed the shapes of Brey and Mara!

HAHAHA! A King Metal, Metal Babbles, and a SLIME down here in the Final Cave?!

Labels: amusement, characters, dungeons, games, pictures, scrabble, weird stuff
Friday, August 24, 2012
Stancia rendezvous / Gardenbur / Traveling merchant armies
"La, di, la... your beautiful face, reflecting on [Stancia] water..."

"Excuse me... EXCUSE ME! We're having a rendezvous! Don't intrude!" HAHAHAHA! Oh, Stancia...

Taloon can call for reinforcements in battle, which consist of a traveling merchant army appearing out of nowhere and attacking the enemy!

Taloon can also sing a lullaby to try making the enemy sleep...

This is the only man living in Gardenbur Castle, in the House of Healing! "You envy me, don't you?"

The Gardenbur castle jail guard will miss us... what is she saying?!

We can make the Colossus south of Riverton move!

Hey, the Colossus can transport us across water so we can get to Dire Palace!

Labels: amusement, characters, games, music, parties, pictures, redrum, sex, sleep, songs, water
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Hector, Mintos, Healie, Burland weeping

Wow! Healie the Kind Slime realized his dream of becoming human! He wants us to rescue Ragnar in Keeleon Castle.

Here's a kid in Burland who's too scared to go to the bathroom! "Weep... I want to go to the bathroom, but I'm too scared!"

Labels: amusement, characters, dreams, games, kids, management, parties, pictures
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Princess Gwaelin at inns, coffins, PUFF PUFF, Wellgarth inn
Critical hit point status, as shown in the desert outside the DQ1 town of Kol after defeating a skeleton:

You can take Princess Gwaelin to inns... this is what happens the next day: "Good morning! I hope you had a good night. Please take care."

In the DW2 town of Lianport, a cute girl invites you to have a "puff puff" session with her: "Don't you think I'm cute?" This onomatopoeia refers to a woman rubbing her breasts on a man's face.

"Ooh... I am delighted! Let's start!"

PUFF! PUFF! PUFF!

"Isn't that wonderful?"

"That's it. Thank you very much! Please come again!"

This is what happens if you say NO to her proposal: "Hmph! What?! Not another homosexual..." HAHAHA!

In the DQ1 town of Kol, there's a puff-puff girl in the open-air baths! "Hey, good-looking! How would you like a puff puff? It's only 20 gold."

If you say no, it's not as amusing as the one in Lianport, though. "Oh, that's too bad. If you need our services, let us know."

In the DRAGON QUEST games, your dead characters are represented by coffins, as in this screen shot outside the DRAGON QUEST 2 setting of Rhone!

When the series went to North America, Nintendo censored Japan (and took out an Enix gay bar in DW3)... so we have ghosts instead, as in this screen shot outside the DRAGON WARRIOR III town of Rimuldar.

This woman in the DW2 town of Wellgarth is a bit confused: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where the bath is? What? This isn't a bath? This is a hotel?" HAHAHAHA!

You can take items from a coffin...

... and give them right back TO the coffin!

After you defeat Malroth in DRAGON WARRIOR II, the "60" glitch shows up again when the Rhone nun is talking to you! "Kendrick, 60, fe... Rolando, 60, fe... Linda, 60, f0..."

Child in Zahan: "Hey! You beat up Hargon! When I grow up, I want to marry you!"

Several places have VERY indented thanks, this one in Zahan: "Thanks to you, peace has returned. Thank you very much!"

Cannock jail guard: "Today, we're giving the prisoners a special surprise, and giving them a beer."

The thief in Cannock Castle's jail: "Oh, I've been dying for a beer! *gulp* "

Rolando's sister: "Hey, you're so carefree. I was worried that you got yourself into trouble."

Prince Rolando's retort: "Well, you're always so conceited. Heh heh heh..."

Don Mahone in Tuhn, referring to the Water Flying Clothes he made with the Magic Loom out of the Dew's Yarn in the Dragon Horn Tower: "Oh, it's you! What a tremendous achievement! I weaved my very soul into that robe. Ho ho ho..."

Gina, in Tuhn: "You people truly have courage. Just for once, I would like my husband to be like you."

We go see the great-grandson of the DRAGON WARRIOR 1 Dragonlord in Charlock Castle after restoring peace to the world: "Aside from other matters, we have become great friends! From now on, I'll call you Kendrick, and you can call me Ryu! Wa ha ha ha!"

The King of Tantagel Castle, telling the party what they already knew: "In reality, I'm the King of this castle! Heh heh heh!"

This guy in Tantagel Castle REALLY wants the kingship: "If the King is still missing, maybe I will be granted the job of ruling this country." Too bad that the King was hiding out in the weapon shop all this time!

Tantagel's King: "This country has been rescued by your lineage now two times... no, make that three times."

The guy in Leftwyne who told the party that they made him pee all over his foot: "I'm such a stupid person. I just drank too much. I had to come over HEAR and relieve myself." WORD FAIL!

A shop owner in Lianport: "Aahh! This beer is so smooth! A great beer is the best thing in life!"

Several people (this one in Hamlin) say this after peace has been restored to the world: "Hey! By chance, was it you heroes who defeated Hargon?! I didn't recognize you! I must be getting old!"

The lottery ticket people (this one in Hamlin) give you a modest gift of a Lottery Ticket after you restore peace to the world.

The Ozwarg monsters behind Hamlin's Golden Key door: "Ki! Ki!"

The ghostly King of Moonbrooke Castle, in flame form: "Well then, farewell. Oh, I can see... the heaven's gate."

The formerly lonely guy in Wellgarth: "Whee! This is great! I just figured out that everyone has been living down here! I'm no longer alone!"

Labels: amusement, characters, death, dragons, games, gay, gwar, history, japan, jokes, linda, links, money, nicholas, pictures, sex, sleep, water, wikipedia
