Saturday, April 01, 2006

Unusual names, Girl Scout cookies, Strong Bad, robots, Phil and Melia, strollers, hockey, DEFINITELY

List of unusual personal names from (see here for more!)

Apparently, it's the first day of Girl Scout Cookie season. Good thing I don't know any Girl Scouts, or I'd have even more of a spending problem. =/

Strong Bad singing about the difference between "its" and "it's"

HAHAHA. Ryan just wondered whether I was human or not, because of my response of "I see" to his picture of a white Jedi cloak. Reminds me of Spoz and his jokingly thinking I was a robot because I insist on spelling things as correctly as possible in IM conversations, hehe. ("you seem more human on ICQ than MSN, dude...")

I called Melia to tell her that I wouldn't be able to make it: I'm okay, just ride-less. Her brother Phil answered the phone: hey, it's his birthday tomorrow! I'd celebrate it with hot and sour soup, but it's a Sunday... maybe later in the week, haha.

I had a weird dream which involved my friends Vernon, Sarah, Daniel, Michelle, Connie, and Jenny lugging six baby strollers and other papers / boxes / paraphernalia onto a looping bus from Ikea. My brother showed up in a crowd of people, and had someone else tell him that little Rosanna from church was giving him a present of some sort... which he seemed okay about. To my knowledge, Vernon and Sarah aren't having a baby, and neither are Daniel and Michelle. (Connie and Jenny are sisters, so let's not even GO there! :P)

The Canucks won 2-1 against the Minnesota Wild the other night: yay for scoring with 6.1 seconds left! However, the Wild turned the tables against us yesterday: Koivu made up for his costly mistake and scored the only shootout goal for a Minnesota win by the same score. Ah well...

This is a cool sparkly glittery "Definitely" image:

You Are a Black and White Cookie

You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions.
When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked!

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April Fools Day, rides and such, blogquiz

Why am I on your friends list? Post this in your journal and see what people say about you.

If any of you prank me today, I'll cut out your hearts and eat them for breakfast!!! (LJ's Pirate April Fools Day prank is NOT funny, to me... they were going to add ads last year, and they created their own serial adder in 2004... DeadJournal claimed they'd bought LJ, too!)

I've just been reminded of Googlebombing, haha... too funny!

Turns out that my sister doesn't know who's getting baptized at Easter, or even if any of the teens are. She suggested I ask Pastor Edward or Joe tonight: it's funny how I think asking them is nosy, while asking her is resourceful. Well, I wasn't at the combined worship program for Fellowship since Eric popped on MSN at 6:30-ish to say that he wouldn't be going since he was too exhausted from the last couple days of work. As long as he told me, it's fine! Can't get a ride from Sam tomorrow since he's otherwise occupied during Awana, so I'll have to keep that in mind! (so maybe I'll ask people on Sunday... losing an hour of sleep = BLAH!)

... how did it get to be so late?! At least I've exercised my mod power by deleting a non-question post, and completed one more month of work on my "filling up tags" project. But at this rate, I won't make it to Awana on time... o_O (then again, would I even have a ride home?! Guess I'll see what time it is when I get up and call Melia if needed... though I hate to do that...)

Note: My LJ Friends' Secret Thoughts About Me / LJ Friends as Stargate SG1 characters / LJ Friends as Firefly characters (by Lexi and Nerca)

all of your friends love youTrue
a guy / girl you don't know too well is in love with youTrue
every guy / girl wants to have sex with youTrue
this person hates youyour teacher
this person is jealous of youyour boyfriend / girlfriend
this person wants to be with youyour best friend
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Friday, March 31, 2006

Opening things, spelling errors in certificates, European cities

For my own reference: The VANCOUVER thread where Felicity Walker (morbioid) and I talked about hanging out one day since we both live in Richmond. Money issues prevented my meeting a real-life Erik Gagnon, heh.

I went grocery shopping earlier, and bought a lot of stuff: Excel Night Chill gum (I'm a sucker for new flavors), citrus shampoo (no, my friend Citrus did NOT get made into shampoo :P), a LOT of Arrowroot biscuits, plus other things. While putting groceries away, I was faced with a jar of peanuts which I couldn't open. Luckily, I saw a couple of older guys in the front lobby while I was taking some trash out. I figured it wouldn't hurt anything to ask if they could open the jar for me... it was bound to be better than getting more irritated at buying something I ended up not being able to open. (sorta-kinda wasted money) Turns out they could, which is good. :D (this is why guys are handy to have around, haha)

My friend Carol B. found a Brain Speed Test, but I'm not taking it. The authentication certificate popup thing spelled "specific" wrong. How hard is THAT to spell?!

Molecules with Silly Names reminds me of Poems to the Elements of the Periodic Table, haha. :)

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Audioscrobbler neighbor radio, Mousebreaker, online gaming, quizzes

Corey just buzzed me about Audioscrobbler and their "neighbor radio" feature. Apparently, their player feature plays songs based on what you like from your profile. Seems accurate for him so far... it would be useful if he forgets to bring MP3 CDs with him to the school lab, I'm sure! Maybe I'll try it later, since you can mark songs you like and ban songs you hate. I'm all about the banning, haha... okay, not really. He says he'll ban me, though.. haha, suuuuuure! :P

Check out Mousebreaker... it's got a LOT of Flash games on there. I like the Fowl Words 1 and 2, and might get addicted to the site again. :P It reminds me of Addicting Games. While I was looking something up earlier, I saw that there's a Hapland 3 (walkthrough) out. I don't think I'll try that one, since I barely got through Hapland 1 (walkthrough), and never finished Hapland 2 (walkthrough). But these sites are going into my online games post. :D

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

DisorderYour Score
Major Depression:Slight
Bipolar Disorder:Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:N/A
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The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay.
What comes to mind when you hear..
..summer love?:Grease.
..Juan?:De Cuba.
..peppermint?:Candy cane.
..New Found Glory?:Emo.
..Placebo?:Pure Morning. juice?:Pancakes.
..candid camera?:Smile!
..President?:Bush. Lions.
..rap?:50 Cent.
..pop?:Bubble wrap.
..punk?:the Clash.
..the end?:The Doors.
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You've been totally Bzoink*d

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Current Location, One-Word Survey, Blogquiz

I should have checked my friends pages earlier, but I was busy with stuff. Let it be known that I hate the LJ "current location" field!

Note: What my LJ friends secretly think about me / LJ Murder Mystery / LJ Secret Fantasies / LJ Cheap Sci-Fi or Horror Movie blogquizzes. (by Rachael and Whale)

One-Word Survey


1. Yourself: Weird.
2. Your Lover: Imaginary.
3. Your Hair: Clean.
4. Your Mother: Interesting.
5. Your Father: Money.
6. Your Favorite Item: Computer.
7. Your Dream Last Night: Bizarre.
8. Your Favorite Drink: Water.
9. Your Dream Home: Palatial.
10. The Room You Are In: Spacious.
11. Your Pet: Dust.
12. Who You Are Now: Friend.
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: Girlfriend.
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: Happy.
15. What You're Not: Horrible.
16. Your Best Friend: Andrea.
17. One of Your Wishlist Items: Books.
18. Your Gender: Female.
19. The Last Thing You Did: Quizzes.
20. What You Are Wearing: Nightgown.
21. Your Favorite Weather: Warm.
22. Your Favorite Book: Outlander.
23. The Last Thing You Ate: Shreddies.
24. Your Life: Varied.
25. Your Mood: Sleepy.

Yer name
Yer favorite color
Yer dog's name
Yer cat's name
Yer computer's name
Yer maker's name
Yer age
Yer voice in your head name.
you will have kidsFalse
you will be homelessTrue
you will not make loveTrue
your child's name will be Yoda, Mace, or Obi-WanTrue
you won't have a carTrue
you will live in a shackFalse
you can use the forceTrue
The voices love youTrue
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Noticing the notice, spam, and quizzes

Note to self: Ask sister who's getting baptized at Easter... she would know! That, or I'll ask the teens this weekend... Easter IS coming up, heh.

Here's a funny sign I came across on the Latest Posts page. Some of the spam journals seem to be deleted, too... yay! :D

Note: LJ Romantic Comedy blogquiz, by Andrea.

Take the quiz:
What Disneyland ride are you?

Haunted Mansion
Boo! You are Haunted Mansion! You are a mysterious person who is not afraid of anything. Everyone loves to spend time with a smart and complex person like yourself.

Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Pirates of the Caribbean (You scored 0)
* Haunted Mansion (You scored 3)
* Big Thunder Mountain (You scored 0)
* Indiana Jones (You scored 2)
* Small World (You scored 1)

Take the quiz:
Which George R.R. Martin character are you?

Bran Stark
You want to be a knight! Whether or not you're good at climbing, you have Bran's insatiable curiosity and thirst for knowledge. You want to know everything, and do everything too. You're a jack of all trades, and master of a few. Since you're optimistic and hopeful, it's hard to bring you down. You're very good at making others see the bright side of things. However, your thirst for glory and mastery of everything can wear you out pretty fast, so you have to be careful not to get too stressed all the time.

Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Ned Stark (You scored 0)
* Catelyn Stark (You scored 1)
* Robb Stark (You scored 0)
* Jon Snow (You scored 0)
* Bran Stark (You scored 2)
* Sansa Stark (You scored 2)
* Arya Stark (You scored 1)
* Rickon Stark (You scored 0)

What is your TRUE full name? For GIRLS! (300 first, middle, and last names!) by _bright_eyes_
Your Real First Name
Your Real Middle Name
Your Real Last Name
Birthdate (mm/dd/yy)
Your TRUE First NameCaroline
Your TRUE Middle NameTaylor
Your TRUE Last NameReed
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Your Quirk Factor: 68%

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."

>>>>>>>>>>you will lose a loved one.
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your lucky number is.....13
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Sagittarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

what is your favorite color?
what is your name?
what do you weigh?
eye color?
crazy? yes or no
boy or girl?
single or dating someone?
yesyou're mint ice cream
relationshipyou're gay! and sherberty!
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Doors online game / Stereotype Meme (emo geek, so kill me now!) / Oscars

Find your way out of the house! Nothing to do with the band, sorry. (Help here.)

Stereotype survey ahead! :P
Added comments in parentheses.

[] Do you have long hair?
[x] Do you like beer?
[] Have you ever been in a moshpit?
[] You don't believe in God?
[] You got a pentagram on some clothing article, etc.? (I wish.. only not really!)
[] You own some spikes?
[] Can you play guitar?
[] Can you growl?
[x] Do you own boots?
[x] Do you rock out?
Total X: 3

[x] Ever been in a play? (does school count?)
[] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
[] More than 10 Broadway shows?
[x] Have you ever been / are you in school shows?
[] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[] Want to end up working in / for theater?
[] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play / musical?
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever / wherever?
[x] Do you like the Sound of Music?
[] Did you like the Broadway show you saw?
Total X: 4

[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[] Do you like to get dirty?
[] Do you like country music?
[] Do you have a broken car in your backyard?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?
[] Do you live on more than one acre?
Total X: 0

[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark? (not intentionally)
[] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[x] Are you a social outcast? (possibly...)
[] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[x] Are you mean? (sometimes)
Total X: 4

[] Can you skateboard?
[] Do you wear skateboarding shoes?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[] Have you gotten in trouble with the cops?
[] Do you watch the X-Games?
[] Do / did you have any piercings other than your ears?
[] Do you like / wear a mohawk?
[] Do you wear band T-shirts? (would if I had 'em...)
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total X: 2

[x] Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister / Abercrombie & Fitch / AE / Aero?
[] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[x] Do you giggle a lot when you're with your friends / girlfriend / boyfriend?
[] Have / do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[] Do you want / have a little dog?
[x] Do you laugh a lot?
Total X: 3

[] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tie-dye shirt?
[x] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock?
[] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[x] Is your idea of fun sitting around one person playing a guitar and singing along?
[] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play? (too uncoordinated for Ultimate, I am)
Total X: 4

[] Do you act ghetto sometimes?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afros?
[] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"? (you're a ho.. fo sho)
[] Do you like to dance?
[x] Do you own 40 CDs?
Total X: 1

[] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies? (very occasionally)
[] Do you like soft music?
[x] Do people not understand you?
[x] Do you write your own poems? (again, very occasionally)
[] Do you dye your hair red, black, or any dark color?
[x] Do you cut your own hair?
[x] Do you sometimes feel very lonely?
[] Is Ohio is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
Total X: 5

[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip-flops all year around?
[] Is your hair shaggy / layered?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[x] Do you think the ocean is radical?
[] Are you tan?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[] Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 3

[x] Do you wear glasses?
[] Do you get good grades?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[x] Do you ever get picked on?
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
[x] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games?
Total X: 5

Which Oscar Would You WinWhich Oscar Would You Win?

You have won an Academy Award for

Best Morning Hair

Get Your Oscar at

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Comparing Myself to a Summer's Day

Yeah, I should probably be in bed right now. But that conversation earlier just threw me off for some reason... blah. :P

TheeSummer DayScore
NameLeslie (62)Saturday 15th July (87)0 : 1
LovelinessLovelierLovely1 : 1
Temperature98.6° F60° F2 : 1
Lease29.55 years0.59 years3 : 1
Complexion 4 : 1
Leslie is more lovely, and probably more temperate, than a summer's day
Compare Me To A Summer's Day

Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? by William Shakespeare

FAQ (I'm as surprised as you)

How is this an accurate comparison?
In every way save the ones of accuracy. Or comparison. But, chances are, you are lovelier than a summer day. For a start, you probably represent minimal risk of bees / sudden tourists / skin damage to those near you.

Where does 60°F come from?
It's the (rounded up) global average "summer" temperature. It should really be based on the average for the city, or at least country, of subject "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.

March? October? These dates are not summer!!!1!22!
BST (British Summer Time) runs 26th March 2006 through 29th October 2006. Who am I to argue with the calendar? The script picks a random date in BST, then exceedingly scientifically weighs the numeric value of subject "thee"'s name against the numeric value of the day of the week. It should really be based on the "summer" of the country of "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.

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Beware the screen name of OMGHABERDASHERY!

I just had the most confusing IM conversation ever:

[01:39:20] omghaberdashery: I say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
[01:39:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: it's probably in the fridge with the pork and beans
[01:40:05] omghaberdashery: oh dear
[01:41:15] omghaberdashery: SHOWER
[01:41:21] AlenaBrolxFlami: do I know you?
[01:41:22] omghaberdashery: shower duh
[01:41:31] omghaberdashery: I have no clue
[01:41:33] omghaberdashery: you IMed me
[01:41:36] AlenaBrolxFlami: I did not
[01:41:49] omghaberdashery: Bologna
[01:42:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: seriously.. I've been sitting here doing stuff all night, and haven't IMed anyone
[01:42:49] omghaberdashery: alenabrolxflami: I say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
alenabrolxflami: it's probably in the fridge with the pork and beans
************: oh dear
[01:43:00] omghaberdashery: Enjoy your night
[01:43:02] omghaberdashery: I'm taking a shower
[01:43:10] AlenaBrolxFlami: *paste of conversation*
[01:43:54] omghaberdashery: AlenaBrolxFlami?
[01:44:07] AlenaBrolxFlami: yes, that's MY name!
[01:44:35] omghaberdashery: Erin ******
[01:44:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: how did you get my name?
[01:45:01] omghaberdashery: I'm really confused
[01:45:15] omghaberdashery: I never said that first thing... that hat thing
[01:45:32] omghaberdashery: And I have no idea who OMGhaberdashery is
[01:45:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: yes, you did.
[01:46:04] omghaberdashery: I'm guessing you're just someone playing a joke, so
[01:46:21] AlenaBrolxFlami: whatever, dude
[01:46:30] omghaberdashery: not a dude
[01:47:46] omghaberdashery: just a very confused and sleepy college student
[01:47:48] omghaberdashery: goodnight
[01:48:45] AlenaBrolxFlami: hmm... someone's been taking your name then, since your name's different in the other conversation thing you pasted.. oh well
[01:48:46] omghaberdashery: sleep duh
[01:50:19] omghaberdashery: but yours is, too
[01:50:27] omghaberdashery: it's saying your name is alenabrolxflami
[01:50:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: and that's what my name is..
[01:50:53] omghaberdashery: I thought you said it was alena
[01:51:03] omghaberdashery: bronxsomething
[01:51:15] AlenaBrolxFlami: AlenaBrolxFlami, yes..
[01:51:47] omghaberdashery: you're logged on under two names?
[01:52:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: not me.. you, perhaps?
[01:52:37] omghaberdashery: well, under info, it says Alenabrolxflami and alenabrolxflami are online
[01:53:03] omghaberdashery: thus, I am confused
[01:53:08] omghaberdashery: about who I'm talking to
[01:53:48] AlenaBrolxFlami: well, I'm only one person...
[01:55:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: shows up under your info box..
[01:56:14] omghaberdashery: that's really weird.. it shows up under yours too... except with **********
[01:56:56] omghaberdashery: I think some hacker is messing with us
[01:57:03] AlenaBrolxFlami: probably...
[01:57:15] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh well... go take your shower... goodnight..
[01:59:13] omghaberdashery: but I just found something
[01:59:17] AlenaBrolxFlami: okay
[1:59:43] omghaberdashery: I don't know what the hell just happened, but now I am pissed.
I get up this morning cause I need to well.. go
anyway, I notice a person wants to start a convo on AIM.. like when you have a box that says yes, I will talk to them..
the first message was something like her old bean have you seen my hat. I got that a few times, then a your fedora and a you heart Joey only one person hearts Joey.. something stupid like that. Then this girl accuses me of IMing her first, which isn't true since I don't know who the hell she is since she says she is Kristine or something. Then she accuses me of sending all this stuff like the hat question and the I heart Joey stuff. Then she is like is anyone using your PC.. that is the only straight thing I got... Since I live alone, have virus blockers, and a really good firewall... it's very unlikely anyone hacked into mine.. and I would have evidence.. cause I would be able to see it and such................ Grr! I just wanted to get up, go quickly, then go back to sleep. What the hell happened?
so be wary of some screenname like alenabrolxflami cause it could be some stupid shit like that
[02:00:12] omghaberdashery: I'm not even mad!
[02:00:17] omghaberdashery: I think you're hilarious
[02:00:37] omghaberdashery: and I think I should flame their fuckin' journal to hell
[02:00:46] omghaberdashery: for being a whiny Fall Out Boy-loving bitch
[02:01:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: nobody else is using my PC except me since I live alone and all that... that is really interesting, though..
[02:01:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: good idea
[02:01:50] omghaberdashery: join me in the fun?
[02:02:00] AlenaBrolxFlami: sure
[02:02:02] omghaberdashery: This time, you came across an evil Internet-addicted bitch
[02:02:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh yeah?
[02:02:12] omghaberdashery: ;) that's a really good gag, though
[02:02:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: true
[02:02:20] omghaberdashery: you had me soooooo confused
[02:02:31] omghaberdashery: I was just tossing and turning in bed... facing the wall, then the screen
[02:02:51] omghaberdashery: How'd you find me?
[02:03:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... you IMed me first, like I said..
[02:03:30] omghaberdashery: xD
[02:03:50] AlenaBrolxFlami: so yeah...
[02:03:50] omghaberdashery: sleep duh
[02:04:19] omghaberdashery: come on
[02:04:30] omghaberdashery: you seem like a good-hearted chap
[02:04:32] omghaberdashery: now
[02:04:34] omghaberdashery: flame with me
[02:04:38] omghaberdashery: till dawn, my good man or woman
[02:04:40] omghaberdashery: flame with me
[02:05:11] omghaberdashery: ???
[02:07:27] omghaberdashery: grr, they log your IP
[02:08:03] AlenaBrolxFlami: they do?
[02:08:06] omghaberdashery: yeah
[02:08:08] AlenaBrolxFlami: who's "they" ?
[02:08:15] omghaberdashery: that person with the bitchy journal
[02:09:00] omghaberdashery: Hotaru
[02:10:45] AlenaBrolxFlami: I see...
[02:14:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: although the original version had omghaberdashery as the screen name... in your version, it's replaced with mine..
[02:14:59] omghaberdashery: rawr
[02:15:07] omghaberdashery: I tried to make nice
[02:15:12] AlenaBrolxFlami: and?
[02:15:17] omghaberdashery: but now that I've got you all figured out
[02:15:22] AlenaBrolxFlami: me?!
[02:15:27] omghaberdashery: I really need to sleep before I have class tomorrow
[02:15:34] AlenaBrolxFlami: good idea
[02:15:42] omghaberdashery: I'd love for you to find evidence of me doing this before
[02:16:03] omghaberdashery: and the fact that both of the people you did this to were on LiveJournal. o_0
[02:16:10] omghaberdashery: evidence = secure
[02:16:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: I did not do this to anyone
[02:16:20] omghaberdashery: pshaw xD
[02:16:36] omghaberdashery: oh well, next time, make sure you pull this on a kid with the screename ************
[02:16:45] omghaberdashery: He'll be a gas, I swear
[02:16:52] omghaberdashery: look up his journal
[02:16:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: still shows your screen name as omghaberdashery
[02:16:58] omghaberdashery: yeah
[02:16:59] AlenaBrolxFlami: heh
[02:17:01] omghaberdashery: I'm *********
[02:17:06] AlenaBrolxFlami: so you say
[02:17:07] omghaberdashery: and you're alenabrolxflami
[02:17:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: yup
[02:17:12] omghaberdashery: and your name shows up on that website
[02:17:22] AlenaBrolxFlami: so does yours
[02:17:25] omghaberdashery: no
[02:17:27] omghaberdashery: nngh
[02:17:38] omghaberdashery: I looked up "alenabrolxflami" on Google, found that kid's LJ post, which described the exact thing you did to me, happening to her
[02:17:59] omghaberdashery: *shrug* like I said
[02:18:02] omghaberdashery: I give you credit for it
[02:18:22] omghaberdashery: Just don't underestimate the almighty powers of GOOGLE SEARCH
[02:18:31] omghaberdashery: and the UBERINTELLIGENCE OF the E-HURLZ!
[02:19:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: that explains why my screen name is in your version of events..
[02:19:11] omghaberdashery: sleep duh
[02:19:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: sleep duh?!
[02:19:24] omghaberdashery: that's my away message
[02:19:39] AlenaBrolxFlami: I see
[02:19:40] omghaberdashery: that... doesn't explain anything
[02:19:40] omghaberdashery: but
[02:19:49] omghaberdashery: now you're just getting on my nerves
[02:19:50] omghaberdashery: peace
[02:21:07] AlenaBrolxFlami: hm. for your information, the only stuff with my name that shows up on Google is stuff I'd expect to show up. like blogresults and profiles

This is what I get when I Google "riced out yugo."

So beware of the screen name omghaberdashery, or else.

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Monday, March 27, 2006

Weird database gaming dreams, You Don't Know Jack, hockey, quizzes, being spoiled

Autosave has rescued me once again. :D

Man, I could use time for other things, but not much I can do about the situation! I dreamed that I was editing a weird Excel database where there were ToolTips for every cell, and playing a game where I could choose options in a fight for a random death outcome. During all this stuff, I tried to talk to Corey via IM, but he was ignoring me. (in real life lately, that would be because he falls asleep or does homework :P) When I woke up, I thought of the game You Don't Know Jack, which my brother and I used to play all the time on the OLD family computer. Maybe I'll download that one of these days, although Corey really wants me to move up to high school and play the Sims or other adventure games. Who knows... I've been thinking of Myst as well. *shrug*

Due to my hardcore work tendencies yesterday, I missed out on reading a whole lot on my friends list. Managed to catch up, thankfully. :D

I heard from someone yesterday that we lost Saturday's hockey game against the Oilers 3-2. How disappointing. Tonight, we played against the Kings. We won 7-4! :D (next game is Wednesday against the Wild... oh, yay :P)

I know a lot of people with the same first name as one another. Gets confusing sometimes with all the "duplicates," but it's all good. :D

Note: LJ Alias / LJ Flight 815 / LJ High School Stereotype / LJ Quest / LJ Superhero Team blogquizzes. (by Allyson, Uriah, and David)

What type of Fae are you?

Supposedly, you are spoiled rotten if you have more than 45 things on this list. I don't know how having various items on the list makes you spoiled. :P

[] A cell phone
[] a hair straightener
[x] your own computer
[] your own vehicle

total : 1

[] Chanel / Dior / Gucci sunglasses or glasses
[] designer purse
[] A boyfriend / girlfriend
[] a curling iron

total: 0

[] every Fall Out Boy CD
[x] something from American Eagle
[] something from Hollister
[] something from Hot Topic
[] a pet
[] something from Abercrombie

total: 1

[x] some type of trophy / award
[] Full / Queen size bed
[] King size bed
[] an iPod
[x] something from a professional team

total: 2

[x] ever had more than $100 at one time
[x] Monster, Full Throttle, Amp, Red Bull, etc. in your fridge
[x] something related to Green Day
[x] Xanga

total: 4

[] Myspace
[] make-up
[x] a desk in your room
[] a hill in your backyard
[] DDR

total: 1

[] a pair of skis / a snowboard
[x] alarm clock
[] a pair of ice skates
[] rollerblades [skates]
[] treadmill

total: 1

[x] your own phone line [not including cell phone]
[x] AIM
[x] Yahoo!
[x] MSN
[x] ICQ

total: 5

[] perfume / cologne
[x] bath lotion
[x] necklaces & bracelets
[x] a journal / diary (LJ, GJ, Blogger, a paper one)

total: 3

[x] yogurt & peaches in your fridge
[] x's in your screen name
[x] a birthday in September
[] a famous relative
[x] a relative that lives in a different state or country

total: 3

[] a disowned relative
[] an electric scooter
[x] your own bathroom
[] your own band
[] any rock band shirts

total: 1

[] Gamecube
[] a guitar
[] a hammock
[] a basketball hoop
[] a soccer net

total: 0

[] a bike
[] a minivan
[] a relative that lives in Florida
[] a V.C. Andrews book
[x] a friend who does alcohol / drugs / smokes

total: 1

[] a locker at school
[] a baby
[] a pet chimpanzee
[] sparkly blue nail polish

total: 0

[] a "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt / hoodie
[] the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin
[] a promise ring
[] pool table
[] swimming pool

total: 0

[] trampoline
[x] LiveJournal
[] flip-flops
[] Steve Madden shoes
[] The Sims 2

total: 1

[] a ping-pong table
[] air hockey table
[] a basement
[] Converses
[x] construction paper

total: 1

[x] markers, crayons, etc.
[x] coloring books
[] a nice singing voice
[] X-Box
[] PS2
[] PSP
[] PS

total: 2

[] some type of disease
[] the movie Rose Red
[] wife beaters
[] VCR / DVD
[x] a mom or a dad
[] an older brother or brothers

total: 1

[] an older sister
[x] younger brother
[x] a younger sister
[] a sled
[x] a lake / pond / river / ocean near my house
[x] friends who you like...

total: 4

Grand Total: 32

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Mom's Marky Mark reference, one-liners, different ABC survey

If you read this on a regular basis, you know how my mom can get sometimes. This version of a Marky Mark reference is stolen from my sister's blog, but is no less WTH-worthy.

Mom: I think he likes you. Did you feel his vibrations?

(without context, I can only guess what she was trying to say to my poor sister!)

Huge list of one-liners... these are so true!

1. "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin

2. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

3. 43% of all statistics are worthless.

4. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

5. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

6. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

7. A bad plan is better than no plan.

8. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

9. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

10. A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

11. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

12. A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

13. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

14. A gentleman is a patient wolf.

15. A good pun is its own reword.

16. A little bit of powder and a little bit of paint makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.

17. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

18. A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.

19. A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.

20. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

21. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

22. A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

23. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

24. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

25. A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

26. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.

27. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

28. A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

29. A witty saying proves nothing.

30. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

31. Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.

32. Adult: One old enough to know better.

33. After all is said and done, more is said than done.

34. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

35. All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

36. All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

37. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

38. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

39. All work and no play will make you a manager.

40. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

41. Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.

42. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.

43. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

44. Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.

45. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

46. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

47. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

48. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

49. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

50. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

51. Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?

52. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

53. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

54. Attitude determines your altitude.

55. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

56. Bad spellers of the world untie!

57. Bald guys never have a bad hair day.

58. Batteries not included.

59. Be good; if you can't be good, have fun.

60. Be naughty - save Santa the trip.

61. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

62. Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

63. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

64. Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.

65. Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon.

66. Best viewed on my computer.

67. Better late than really late.

68. Biology grows on you.

69. Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

70. Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.

71. Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

72. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

73. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

74. Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

75. Clones are people two.

76. Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

77. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

78. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

79. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

80. Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.

81. Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

82. Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.

83. Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

84. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.

85. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

86. Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.

87. Don't be humble, you're not that great.

88. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

89. Don't believe everything you think.

90. Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

91. Don't let yesterday take up to much of today.

92. Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.

93. Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

94. Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

95. Don't trust reality. After all, it's only a collective hunch.

96. Drive defensively - buy a tank.

97. Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.

98. Dyslexics have more fnu.

99. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

100. Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.

101. Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.

102. Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later).

103. Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.

104. Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow, they may make it illegal.

105. Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.

106. Elevators smell different to midgets.

107. Entropy isn't what it used to be.

108. Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room.

109. Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.

110. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.

111. Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

112. Every solution breeds new problems.

113. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

114. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

115. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

116. Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.

117. Everything is always okay in the end; if it's not okay, then it's not the end.

118. Examine what is said, not who speaks.

119. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.

120. Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

121. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

122. Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes.

123. F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

124. Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.

125. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

126. Failure teaches success.

127. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

128. Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

129. First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

130. For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.

131. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

132. For every problem... there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.

133. For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

134. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

135. Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.

136. Friendly fire - isn't.

137. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

138. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

139. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

140. Frog blast the vent core!

141. Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

142. Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.

143. Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.

144. Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.

145. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

146. God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.

147. God will forgive me. That's his job, after all.

148. Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

149. Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.

150. Hear, and you forget; see, and you remember; do, and you understand.

151. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

152. Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

153. Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?

154. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

155. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

156. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

157. I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.

158. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

159. I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

160. I can't spell, and beer doesn't help.

161. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

162. I don't mind coming to work, but that eight-hour wait to go home is a bitch!

163. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

164. I doubt, therefore I might be.

165. I drink to make other people interesting.

166. I have a strong will but a weak won't.

167. I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.

168. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

169. I prefer old age to the alternative.

170. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

171. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

172. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.

173. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

174. I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.

175. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

176. I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect... therefore, I'm perfect.

177. I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there... please save me, Superman!

178. I'm not paranoid, they really are after me.

179. If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.

180. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

181. If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.

182. If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.

183. If a man tells a woman she's beautiful, she'll overlook most of his other lies.

184. If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.

185. If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

186. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

187. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

188. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

189. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.

190. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

191. If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.

192. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

193. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

194. If at first you don't succeed, try a shorter bungee.

195. If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

196. If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

197. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

198. If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajitas, coz that's what he's getting.

199. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

200. If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?

201. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

202. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

203. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

204. If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!

205. If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

206. If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?

207. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

208. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

209. If we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.

210. If you are going through hell, keep going.

211. If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

212. If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.

213. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

214. If you can see this, you're not blind, which is a very good start.

215. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

216. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.

217. If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

218. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

219. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

220. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

221. If you put it off long enough, it might go away.

222. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

223. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

224. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

225. If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.

226. If you're happy, you're successful.

227. If you're not having fun, then you're not doing it right.

228. Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.

229. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

230. In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

231. In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.

232. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

233. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

234. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

235. It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.

236. It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.

237. It's like déjà vu all over again.

238. It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.

239. It's people that give drinking a bad name.

240. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

245. Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

246. Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

247. Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.

248. Learn from my parents' mistake. Don't have kids!

249. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

250. Learning from your mistakes is smart; learning from the mistakes of others is wise.

251. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

252. Life exists for no known purpose.

253. Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.

254. Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.

255. Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.

256. Life's a bleach and then you dye.

257. Linux: because rebooting is for adding new hardware.

258. Logic is in the eye of the logician.

259. Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

260. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

261. Lunix... Because I'm better than you.

262. Make it idiotproof and someone will make a better idiot.

263. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

264. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

265. Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

266. Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

267. Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

268. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

269. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. 'No' is the answer.

270. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

271. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

272. Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.

273. Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing.

274. Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

275. Never argue with a fool... they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

276. Never buy a car you can't push.

277. Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

278. Never eat yellow snow.

279. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

280. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

281. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

282. Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

283. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

284. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

285. Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.

286. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

287. Never ever make absolute, unconditional statements.

288. No good deed goes unpunished.

289. No one suspects the butterfly!

290. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

291. Not all men are fools... Some are bachelors.

292. Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

293. Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

294. Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

295. Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you're a cheese.

296. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

297. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.

298. One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

299. Only dead fish go with the flow.

300. Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

301. People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

302. Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!

303. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

304. Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.

305. Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

306. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

307. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

308. Rehab is for quitters.

309. Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.

310. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.

311. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

312. Save water - take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.

313. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

314. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

315. Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.

316. Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

317. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

318. Smith & Wesson: the original point and click interface.

319. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

320. Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.

321. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

322. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

323. Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.

324. Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

325. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

326. Spelling is a lossed art.

327. Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.

328. Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost.

329. Sure, when... - oink, flap, oink, flap - well, I'll be darned!

330. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

331. Take it easy... and if you get it easy, take it twice.

332. Talk sense to a fool, and he calls you foolish.

333. Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

334. The Killer Ducks are coming!

335. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

336. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

337. The best things in life aren't things.

338. The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

339. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

340. The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

341. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

342. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

343. The future will be better tomorrow.

344. The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

345. The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.

346. The only certain thing in life is death.

347. The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.

348. The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

349. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

350. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

351. The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

352. The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

353. The revolution will not be televised.

354. The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

355. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

356. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

357. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

358. The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

359. The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.

360. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

361. The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

362. There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.

363. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

364. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

365. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

366. There is no time like the pleasant.

367. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

368. There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

369. They call it "PMS" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

370. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!

371. Think much, Speak little, Write less.

372. This sentence contradicts itself -- no, actually, it doesn't.

373. This website may not be idiotproof, but at least it's dimwit resistant.

374. This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget.

375. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

376. To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely.

377. To generalize is to be an idiot.

378. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

379. Today is the first day of the rest of this mess.

380. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

381. Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!

382. Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

383. Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

384. Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

385. Too much of everything is just enough.

386. Tracers work both ways.

387. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

388. Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about its friends.

389. Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

390. Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping.

391. Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.

392. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

393. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

394. Wasting time is an important part of living.

395. We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

396. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

397. Welcome what you can't avoid.

398. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

399. What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.

400. What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.

401. When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.

402. When I was young, I was told that anyone could be president. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

403. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

404. When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.

405. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

406. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

407. When in doubt, empty the magazine.

408. When in doubt, do what the President does. Guess.

409. When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

410. When it's dark enough, you can see the stars.

411. When someone points skyward, it's the fool that looks at the finger.

412. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

413. When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?

414. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

415. When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

416. When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

417. Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

418. While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

419. Who are these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?

420. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

421. Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

422. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

423. Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.

424. With a rubber duck, you're never alone.

425. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

426. Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you.

427. Work is the curse of the drinking class.

428. Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.

429. Worry is a misuse of the imagination.

430. Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.

431. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

432. You can observe a lot just by watching.

433. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

434. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

435. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

436. You don't have to explain something you never said.

437. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

438. You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor, or a restaurant.

439. You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

440. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

441. Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

This ABC survey is stolen from both Steph and Vivian:


A - Age you got your first kiss: Probably shortly after birth (most parents do kiss their kids!)... hmm, that seems like a safe answer. I'll go with that... thanks, Mel and Steph! hehe
B - Band listening to right now: Ministry.
C - Crush: Green!
D - Dad's name: Alan (NOT Allan, Allen, Alain, etc.)
E - Easiest person to talk to: Andrea... too bad I don't talk to her as often as I might like! =/
F - Favourite bands at the moment: I'd say the wedding ones, but I am nowhere near ready for those! (note to self: get longterm boyfriend first before considering such!) *groan* So I'll say the radio bands instead. ;)
G - Gummi worms or gummi bears?: Bears, for suudsu! (even though I don't think I'll make any more of THAT... Eric M. made me do it, har har)
H - Hometown: Richmond, BC!
I - Instruments: Iron maiden (I don't mean the band :P), chemicals, the rack, subjugation, impalement, leaving people inside iron boxes to rot in the sun... wait, I'm not a Middle Ages executioner and certainly not that twisted! Or am I? *evil laugh*
J - Junior high: Palmer.
K - Kids: The kids at the toddler Sunday School class and the younger Awana crowd are SOOOOOOO cute!
L - Longest car ride ever: I agree with Steph and Vivian... it's gotta be the ride down to San Francisco / San Jose with "Do you know the way to San Jose? Laa laa laaaa laa la laaa la" in the background. Oh dear... what a road trip that was...
M - Mom's name: Kitty
N - Nicknames: Les, Sarne.
O - One wish: To be as perfect as I can be, inside this broken shell. (no, I am not being emo!)
P - Phobia[s]: Escalators!
Q - Quote: "This wicked part of me needs to die... it can erupt at any moment while I'm drunk, and usually when things are going well for me." - James Homer Elledge, arguing that he needed to be put to death quickly for his crimes. (Jeremy says I'm like his brother, who reads murder mysteries / true crime and watches CSI / similar stuff!)
R - Reason to smile: I'm loved by people. :)
S - Song you sang last: Lords of Acid, Pump My Body To The Top (yeah, I sing to myself!)
T - Time you woke up [today]: 8:45-ish, although my music alarm went off at 8:30.
U - Unknown fact about me: I can only take so much social interaction before I start to shut down and want some "me" time. (and by "some," I really mean "a lot" :P)
V - Vegetable you hate: Bitter melon... I agree with Vivian!
W - Worst habit(s): Laziness, curbing temptation in a number of areas, etc. Ugh.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, hip most probably, and maybe some others I don't recall...
Y - Yummy food: Italian or Mexican... Eric H. and I should go for some of that soon, heh.
Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo / Fire dragon.

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Jeremy, Rachel, experiments, zombies eating people's brains

I saw Jeremy at church today.. it was definitely a case of "long time no see" for us! We talked a bit about Jon's box of books that he's keeping for now: he's reading through some of them, including the third book in a series that one author wrote. (he read the first two, and found the third one in the box) At least he's still doing well, and we sat together during service. (he told Phil about the DarfurWalk he did with Jon in Toronto... frozen condensation on your beard is NOT a good thing!) My sister's friend Rachel was also there: she said that my dad seemed unamused by her presence, heh. She and Steph are hanging out now in Bellingham to shop and spend time together, so that's good for them. Turns out that she knows Clement's girlfriend Jocelyn M. (it's the Richmond thing!), so that was interesting. Rich welcomed our old friend Jocelyn W. and her mom back to church after an absence of some time, which was also neat. Everyone groaned when Pastor Edward reminded us that we lose an hour's sleep next week because of the time change... Jeremy was telling me and Nathan that he wasn't sure if it was this weekend or the next. We'll all hate it, for sure!

Before Sunday School, I talked to a few people in the back parking lot. We all had to move when a car wanted to park in one of the handicapped spaces, which is par for the course. I finally managed to flag down Denise's sister Julie long enough to give her a birthday card, and talk a bit. Then I talked to John for a while about their trip to Hawaii... Oahu / Honolulu are beautiful, and now I have an excuse to go since I know someone there! (his sister-in-law Elaine) I saw his wife Sophia with baby Olivia, but told her that I'd forgotten her birthday card at home: maybe next week or something! During Sunday School, I interacted with the toddlers: Wilson put his socks on his hands, eww! I also helped Sean safely get down from tables and chairs since that kid likes to walk around and climb on things... he knows I'm there to help when I extend my hands to him, heh.

Afterwards, I talked a bit to the older kids and teens. Cordia and Joyce said that I didn't want to know what they were doing when they pointed to the floor for some time. Apparently, they were conducting an experiment to see how many people would look in that direction when they noticed the girls, haha. Citrus told me that Danielle was at a conference in San Francisco: at least she gets back tonight! Outside, I talked to Jen for a bit: when she couldn't help with my stuck zipper, Christon tried stuff with it. Then I took my jacket off and told him to go nuts: that worked better for fixing it, heh. Sheena mentioned how she got all nervous and talked quickly during a class presentation, and Karen Lew brought up the idea to do something for her birthday before she leaves for France to pick Vivian up... might be good, heh.

The kids Natalie, Hannah, and Priscilla were also bugging Justin L. for a bit. When I asked them what they were doing, they told me that they were trying to do something with the brains of people whom they didn't like. Ah, kids and their imagination! I told them that zombies ate people's brains, and they declared that to be PERFECT! No, I don't know what they wanted to do after that since I had to go eat lunch with my parents. That took some time, but at least I'm home now with a container of instant coffee grounds that my mom gave me. (I already had some coffee this morning, and a yin-yang at lunch... so I don't think I'll have any more caffeine today, dude!)

Managed to catch up on everyone's blogs, too. :D

Note to self: Give Cheap Dawg's birthday card to his parents before they go to visit him in a couple months, even though it'll be late. Maybe I'll include something to ease the pain of my Tardy Birthday Queen behavior, even though it can't really be helped. ;)

Leslie's vanity plate:

'What will your vanity plate say?' at

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