Saturday, September 11, 2010

BORING_PEOPLE Chat 10, Part 1 (09.11.10)

Cast of Characters, In Order of Appearance Steve, AKA nyquilsteve317 Mikaela, AKA embryogirl AmethystBrackish, AKA Kat (brackishkitten) MyCrisisX, AKA x_luminescence AKA Crystal Laura, AKA kitkatkrisp me, AKA glowing_dragon Kate, AKA insane_smile [20:09:07] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation. [20:09:07] *** guaaaache has joined the conversation. [20:09:07] *** AmethystBrackish has joined the conversation. [20:09:07] *** mycrisisx has joined the conversation. [20:09:07] *** tallymonster622 has joined the conversation. [20:09:07] *** AlenaBrolxFlami has joined the conversation. [20:09:10] NyquilSteve317: oh, hi [20:09:25] Flami: HA! I can let myself in with this new version of Trillian - nice. [20:09:25] guaaaache: not wanting to stay out of duty or whatever [20:09:34] tallymonster622: oooh [20:09:42] NyquilSteve317: awesome [20:09:55] Flami: so what's the topic tonight? [20:10:06] tallymonster622: breakups, periods [20:10:09] tallymonster622: ferrets [20:10:14] AmethystBrackish: people who break up with other people and how they suck [20:10:21] NyquilSteve317: and periods [20:10:50] NyquilSteve317: we ordered pizza [20:11:04] NyquilSteve317: its getting delivered here so you guys better make it on time [20:11:11] tallymonster622: oh, and how everyone is left handed here [20:11:22] AmethystBrackish: I'm a righty [20:11:29] guaaaache: you don't belong [20:11:33] tallymonster622: you broke the chain [20:11:44] mycrisisx: lmaooo. [20:11:45] AmethystBrackish: :'( [20:11:58] tallymonster622: awww, we still love you, though [20:12:16] AmethystBrackish: doesn't matter, I suck [20:12:37] tallymonster622: yeah..... yeah, you do ;-) [20:12:49] NyquilSteve317: some ppl don't, and it makes me angry [20:12:54] guaaaache: I'm going to be really rude and annoying, and pay for my coffee with mostly 20c pieces [20:13:39] Flami: ah, periods... mine just started yesterday [20:13:54] Flami: I'm a righty [20:13:54] guaaaache: I'm like the only periodless woman here [20:13:55] tallymonster622: join the club [20:14:04] AmethystBrackish: I paid for like $20 worth of snacks for me and my friends with dimes down at the corner store. dude was pissed [20:14:15] Flami: HAHAHAHA [20:14:22] guaaaache: how much is a dime? [20:14:24] AmethystBrackish: haha, I'm periodless too [20:14:32] Flami: 10 cents [20:14:32] AmethystBrackish: 10 cents [20:14:42] guaaaache: I hate 20, 10, and 5 cent coins [20:14:45] guaaaache: they are fucking useless [20:14:58] guaaaache: I end up getting a huge collection of them because I can't do anything with them [20:15:15] tallymonster622: this febreeze candle blows [20:15:30] AmethystBrackish: you keep bitching about the candle [20:15:38] AmethystBrackish: lol just blow it out [20:15:39] tallymonster622: lol sorry [20:15:54] tallymonster622: no, i mean it smells funny, like i blew it out 5 min ago [20:16:01] AmethystBrackish: lol [20:16:04] tallymonster622: and now my room smells like eggs [20:16:15] AmethystBrackish: eww [20:16:18] tallymonster622: yeah [20:16:42] tallymonster622: don't buy Febreeze candles [20:16:44] Flami: ew [20:16:54] guaaaache: buy glen20 instead [20:17:00] Flami: what's that? [20:17:00] tallymonster622: they make your room smell like eggs [20:17:26] guaaaache: just something that neutralises odours [20:17:43] Flami: got it [20:17:45] tallymonster622: febreeze is supposed to do that, too [20:17:49] tallymonster622: but it lies [20:17:54] tallymonster622: like the cake [20:18:00] guaaaache: doesn't try to mask smells with gross floral smells or whatever [20:18:11] AmethystBrackish: like the cake? [20:18:18] tallymonster622: oh, no one plays Portal? [20:18:23] Flami: I got it! [20:18:32] tallymonster622: : D YAY! [20:18:38] tallymonster622: +1 for Alena [20:18:50] guaaaache: I have to work myself up to go out and buy a coffee. this is ridiculous [20:18:59] guaaaache: I need to move to another neighbourhood [20:20:06] guaaaache: I found this 'self-help' kind of book that I wanted to buy, but it's pretty American-centric, so it won't be much use to me [20:20:17] Flami: hey, Laura - you got my message the other day, right? [20:20:37] tallymonster622: yes. [20:20:48] tallymonster622: i replied [20:20:53] tallymonster622: :3 [20:20:54] tallymonster622: lol [20:21:03] Flami: haha, I'll have to check my inbox [20:21:35] tallymonster622: since we haven't done this yet.....LJ NAME ROLL CALL! :-D [20:21:52] Flami: glowing_dragon [20:21:58] mycrisisx: x luminescence. [20:22:01] tallymonster622: kitkatkrisp [20:22:18] tallymonster622: aww, way to go everyone else [20:22:20] AmethystBrackish: bob [20:22:28] tallymonster622: xD liar [20:22:37] guaaaache: palla [20:22:56] guaaaache: what's everyone's REAL name? [20:23:03] AmethystBrackish: thats so totes my namez [20:23:06] tallymonster622: LAURA! [20:23:11] mycrisisx: Crystal [20:23:18] guaaaache: Mikaela [20:23:26] tallymonster622: ^ CUTE NAME [20:23:28] guaaaache: and Steve and Leslie, who aren't replying for some reason [20:24:02] AmethystBrackish: Katrina *sigh* [20:24:09] guaaaache: so you're not bob [20:24:23] NyquilSteve317: pizzapizza [20:24:27] tallymonster622: yum [20:24:29] guaaaache: coffeecoffee [20:24:38] guaaaache: I need to go and buy that coffeee [20:24:39] AmethystBrackish: I want a cheesesteak [20:24:41] guaaaache: eee [20:24:42] tallymonster622: candlecandle [20:24:49] guaaaache: I ate tofu steak last night [20:25:15] Flami: Leslie [20:25:19] tallymonster622: how does that work? [20:25:27] guaaaache: tofu steak? [20:25:30] tallymonster622: yeah [20:25:44] AmethystBrackish: it's like an oxymoron (sp?) [20:25:58] tallymonster622: tofu =/= steak [20:26:01] tallymonster622: ? [20:26:07] guaaaache: um, if you freeze the tofu block, it changes its texture and it becomes harder, then you can boil it in vegetable stock for flavour, then coat in potato flour and fry it [20:26:24] tallymonster622: ah, makes sense now xD [20:26:24] guaaaache: that's what I did, anyway [20:26:37] guaaaache: then I put soy sauce on it [20:26:43] NyquilSteve317: portobellos [20:26:47] NyquilSteve317: are better for fake steak [20:26:50] NyquilSteve317: tofu sucks [20:26:52] tallymonster622: soy sauce = awesome [20:27:08] guaaaache: yeah, I've tried it with the big mushrooms [20:27:11] guaaaache: but I like tofu [20:27:17] AmethystBrackish: steak is better for steak in my opinion [20:27:27] NyquilSteve317: real soy sauce = awesome [20:27:27] guaaaache: if you eat meat [20:27:43] NyquilSteve317: bbiab i gotta reboot [20:27:54] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the conversation. [20:27:55] tallymonster622: PERIOD TALK TIME GIRLS [20:27:58] tallymonster622: lol [20:28:03] guaaaache: MY PERIOD IS ABSENT [20:28:16] tallymonster622: mine has made its entrance [20:28:20] tallymonster622: like [20:28:21] Flami: I'm SORE AND BITCHY AS HELL [20:28:24] guaaaache: I might have Polycystic ovarian syndrome [20:28:28] AmethystBrackish: I'm waiting for mine [20:28:38] guaaaache: which would explain the lack of period all the time [20:28:47] tallymonster622: HAI, I'M HERE! NOW YOUR CRAMPS ARE HERE TOO, AND YOU CAN"T WEAR SKINNY JEANS [20:29:12] tallymonster622: i hate you, period [20:29:15] tallymonster622: so very much [20:29:28] guaaaache: being without a period is worse, i must say [20:29:46] tallymonster622: yeah? i'd think it was awesome [20:29:56] guaaaache: it's not normal [20:30:06] tallymonster622: hmm.. [20:30:06] guaaaache: doesn't that mean there's something really wrong with me? [20:30:08] guaaaache: I'll find out on thursday, anyway [20:30:23] AmethystBrackish: what are the syptoms of POS? [20:30:48] guaaaache: random hot flushes, acne, weight gain, extra hair on face or body, lack of period [20:30:58] tallymonster622: well, i like getting my period cuz that means one more month of me not being preggers [20:31:12] *** mycrisisx has left the conversation. [20:31:13] tallymonster622: ^ makes me sound like a horrible person [20:31:19] guaaaache: why? [20:31:21] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the conversation. [20:31:22] guaaaache: not really [20:31:29] NyquilSteve317: orly [20:31:30] guaaaache: oh shit, steve is back... no more period talk [20:31:33] NyquilSteve317: there, it seems to be working [20:31:33] tallymonster622: just the way it came out [20:31:34] NyquilSteve317: ha [20:31:42] NyquilSteve317: i think the cache builds up too much or something [20:31:48] AmethystBrackish: I got 3 out of 5 of those... well sorta, my period does a disappearing act sometimes and then shows up for a few months regularly [20:31:51] NyquilSteve317: and it starts running all gimpy on me [20:31:54] tallymonster622: aww, no more of me saying that i woke up in a pool of blood? [20:32:11] AmethystBrackish: oh shit, didn't see him enter [20:32:12] NyquilSteve317: i woke up in a pool of penis [20:32:15] Flami: I can't wear skinny jeans anyway, but... meh [20:32:17] guaaaache: well, I have all those things I just mentioned, and they got worse over time [20:32:28] tallymonster622: O_o pool of penis? [20:32:34] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:32:42] tallymonster622: you should go to the gyno [20:32:44] NyquilSteve317: had to wash my sheets got penis all over it [20:32:54] guaaaache: they eat horse penis in Kazakhstan [20:32:56] NyquilSteve317: my sig other has never gone to the gyno [20:32:59] NyquilSteve317: she is going to die [20:33:08] NyquilSteve317: they eat animal penis in america [20:33:10] NyquilSteve317: it's called hot dogs [20:33:18] tallymonster622: LOL [20:33:22] NyquilSteve317: all sorts of nasty ground-up bits in there [20:33:22] AmethystBrackish: lol [20:33:24] guaaaache: but that's processed to be disguised, so it doesn't count [20:33:31] NyquilSteve317: oh ok [20:33:36] Flami: nice... I get sound effects [20:33:43] NyquilSteve317: huh? [20:33:43] guaaaache: in Kazakhstan, they just serve it up in all its glory [20:33:48] NyquilSteve317: amazing [20:33:52] tallymonster622: lol ew [20:34:01] NyquilSteve317: hardcore [20:34:22] Flami: I wasn't paying attention to the chat window, and then I hear a laugh... checked back. "oh, someone typed LOL" [20:34:30] NyquilSteve317: oh ok [20:34:33] NyquilSteve317: one of those things [20:34:39] tallymonster622: hahahaha [20:34:43] guaaaache: coffee time for real now [20:34:50] NyquilSteve317: i like the coffee [20:34:53] guaaaache: 20c pieces will be gone, thank christ [20:35:14] NyquilSteve317: no idea what you're talking about [20:36:18] guaaaache: I'm going to pay for it with 20-cent coins [20:36:35] guaaaache: because I have a huge collection due to them being useless [20:36:44] tallymonster622: does anyone have tattoos? [20:36:49] NyquilSteve317: nope [20:36:53] NyquilSteve317: no tats for me [20:37:10] NyquilSteve317: i have what's it called... that one disease... [20:37:12] NyquilSteve317: class [20:37:16] tallymonster622: xD lawl [20:37:56] NyquilSteve317: well, that killed the room [20:38:00] NyquilSteve317: shit, i don't care about tattoos [20:38:11] tallymonster622: lol. i think the room was dead before that [20:38:13] NyquilSteve317: don't have a prob with them [20:38:14] NyquilSteve317: oh ok [20:39:16] AmethystBrackish: I want one or two, maybe 5. I'm broke, so until I get some monies, I have none [20:39:36] NyquilSteve317: i don't have anything i like enough for tattoos [20:39:54] tallymonster622: i want the dark mark from Harry Potter on my left arm..... idk, seems fitting somehow. [20:40:31] AmethystBrackish: dark mark? [20:40:34] NyquilSteve317: i would get a tattoo of Don Knotts, i guess [20:40:57] tallymonster622: yeah, it's the thing that the Death Eaters have as a sign of their loyalty to Voldemort. [20:41:14] NyquilSteve317: we're watching Evil Dead [20:41:15] tallymonster622: and it burns their skin when he calls them [20:41:17] AmethystBrackish: sure... [20:41:25] NyquilSteve317: gf's gf hasn't seen it [20:41:42] NyquilSteve317: that happens in "the final sacrifice" [20:42:22] Flami: my sister has one, maybe two [20:42:50] NyquilSteve317: genital piercing really bum me out [20:42:59] tallymonster622: O_O [20:43:12] Flami: AIYA [20:43:13] tallymonster622: well.... that's..... well.. [20:44:10] AmethystBrackish: if I was skinny, I would have my uh... down there area pierced, maybe my nips too. but i'm not, so it's just the nose for now [20:44:38] NyquilSteve317: nips don't bother me [20:44:58] NyquilSteve317: i just think of all the rough stuff that can go on, and the horror stories i have heard from friends that do piercings [20:46:18] AmethystBrackish: I really want my nips done. just scared it'll hurt too much or something might get caught and rip them out in which case OMFG OOOWWWW [20:46:48] Flami: I had a friend who had her eyebrow pierced... a while later, her boyfriend accidentally ripped it out. OUCH [20:46:49] tallymonster622: O_O oooooowwwwww [20:46:49] NyquilSteve317: depending on the hardware, they can be pretty solid [20:46:59] tallymonster622: O: [20:47:00] NyquilSteve317: yes, that happens a LOT [20:47:17] NyquilSteve317: even lip piercing if you have hoops [20:47:19] NyquilSteve317: rip! [20:47:31] NyquilSteve317: safest place is the under-lip piercing [20:47:35] NyquilSteve317: if you're going for face [20:47:40] NyquilSteve317: nose isn't bad, either [20:47:50] NyquilSteve317: anything with hoops is begging to get ripped out [20:47:51] AmethystBrackish: I've ripped my nose ring out I don't know how many times. shit hurts and makes me sneeze [20:47:59] NyquilSteve317: do you have a hoop? [20:48:04] tallymonster622: lol sneeze [20:48:15] NyquilSteve317: or just a stud? [20:48:17] AmethystBrackish: no, it's a stud, still hurts [20:48:25] NyquilSteve317: weird [20:48:39] NyquilSteve317: bulbous on both ends or what? [20:48:53] tallymonster622: i'm boring! i only have my ears pierced! i'm boring [20:49:07] NyquilSteve317: i think i got it right that time [20:49:20] NyquilSteve317: i pierced my cheek with a doorframe [20:49:21] AmethystBrackish: it's a bone nose stud [20:49:37] NyquilSteve317: like "i called the witchdoctor" bone nose stud? [20:49:39] Flami: ouch [20:49:47] AmethystBrackish: no lol [20:50:05] NyquilSteve317: goes thru your septimalacalicizduous [20:50:08] NyquilSteve317: or whatever [20:50:28] AmethystBrackish: this is what i mean [20:50:35] AmethystBrackish: that's a long-ass link [20:50:39] NyquilSteve317: ok, so yeah [20:50:42] NyquilSteve317: bulbousy [20:50:46] NyquilSteve317: yeah, that wouldn't feel great [20:50:51] NyquilSteve317: why not get a non-bulbousy one [20:50:59] NyquilSteve317: then it wouldn't hurt [20:51:05] NyquilSteve317: your nose gave birth to the bulb [20:51:14] NyquilSteve317: and you could change it out [20:51:14] guaaaache: I have a nose ring. less problems than the stud [20:51:20] guaaaache: but the stud is more comfortable [20:51:41] guaaaache: the stud rips more often on my towel, etc. [20:51:43] tallymonster622: i need to make a doily...... i don't know why.... but i just have to [20:51:48] guaaaache: sorry for the late jump-in there [20:51:51] NyquilSteve317: a poppit??? [20:51:56] AmethystBrackish: the stud just looks better on me. rings look like I'm trying to hang shit off the side of my nose [20:51:58] NyquilSteve317: effigue [20:52:28] AmethystBrackish: yeah, that's how I rip it out mostly, washing my face with a towel [20:52:44] guaaaache: I like the stud better because people think it's more 'normal,' and don't ask stupid questions about it [20:52:45] NyquilSteve317: im going to eat a slice, then smoke a fag... bbiab [20:53:19] Flami: septum [20:53:38] Flami: I'm going to type up a bunch of words and places - be back [20:53:48] tallymonster622: lol [20:54:55] tallymonster622: dead chat is dead [20:55:09] AmethystBrackish: anyways, about our periods [20:55:15] tallymonster622: xD [20:55:24] tallymonster622: suuure, share with us, sister [20:55:36] Flami: go ahead [20:55:54] AmethystBrackish: I was wondering more about the POS [20:56:10] tallymonster622: i say go to the gyno... [20:56:30] tallymonster622: i mean you're worried, and who knows more than a gynocologist? [20:56:44] AmethystBrackish: true facts [20:57:31] tallymonster622: yeah, and who knows? it may be nothing, but they'll give you the facts about it [20:57:41] Flami: totally [20:58:49] tallymonster622: this doily-making is pretty intense work [21:00:40] Flami: Laura - I did reply to your message - that's what I thought! but no worries [21:00:53] NyquilSteve317: im back [21:01:08] tallymonster622: xD i know... i think i didn't oh well, you're here now [21:01:29] Flami: guys... my mom wants to have a birthday dinner for me... this is the same woman who thinks nothng of hitting me when I don't do as she says, and doesn't like it when I know my intelligence is being insulted [21:01:30] AmethystBrackish: I was bleeding out my vagina, like all over the place and it went on his face like omg.... oh hi, steve [21:01:31] Flami: :( [21:01:48] NyquilSteve317: cheese [21:01:55] NyquilSteve317: how old are you [21:02:01] NyquilSteve317: and if your mom sucks, get away from her [21:02:10] Flami: and I noted a quirky coincidence about an hour ago... it was 20:01 on 9/11 [21:02:24] Flami: she does, trust me [21:02:31] NyquilSteve317: then run away [21:02:37] NyquilSteve317: being family only gets ya so far [21:02:47] NyquilSteve317: if you're a cunt, you're a cunt... doesn't matter if you're related to me or not [21:03:56] tallymonster622: oh, it was..... ooooh [21:04:40] guaaaache: what is the quirky coincidence of it being 20:01 on 9/11? [21:05:02] tallymonster622: .....9/11 happened in 2001 [21:05:11] guaaaache: oh [21:05:14] Flami: true enough, Steve [21:05:19] Flami: yeah, that would be it [21:05:30] guaaaache: I thought the time had some significance [21:05:36] guaaaache: but then I have no idea what time of day it happened [21:06:00] Flami: no, not the time... I think it was like 8 AM or something... maybe a bit later [21:06:03] tallymonster622: it was like in the 8 in the morning New York time [21:06:10] guaaaache: ah ok [21:07:00] guaaaache: we first got the news in the morning here, which would probably have been 12 hours later or something [21:07:11] guaaaache: no, probably much less [21:07:19] guaaaache: 8 in the morning there would be the middle of the night here [21:08:28] tallymonster622: you live in australia, right? or is that someone else? [21:08:34] guaaaache: that's me [21:08:53] tallymonster622: oh ok... i knew someone lived in the down under... i just fergots who [21:09:11] guaaaache: there are a few others in boring people that I know of, but I never see them here [21:09:14] NyquilSteve317: ahahaha [21:09:33] guaaaache: what's funny? [21:09:40] NyquilSteve317: Evil Dead [21:09:42] NyquilSteve317: laughing [21:09:45] guaaaache: huh [21:09:45] NyquilSteve317: i need to drink faster [21:09:48] NyquilSteve317: im wasting booze [21:09:54] NyquilSteve317: its a fantastic B-horror movie [21:09:57] NyquilSteve317: outstanding [21:09:58] tallymonster622: Evil Dead the Musical was here in the ol' Bakersfield not oo long ago [21:10:07] NyquilSteve317: i forgot they made a musical [21:10:30] guaaaache: lol what [21:10:30] tallymonster622: i didn't even know it was on till the last night [21:10:44] NyquilSteve317: bummer [21:10:50] Flami: ooh, I heard about Evil Dead the Musical [21:11:23] AmethystBrackish: bbl, gotta put my midget to bed... [21:11:29] NyquilSteve317: loaf [21:12:03] guaaaache: loaf. I just tried brioche for the first time [21:12:14] guaaaache: I think my arteries are clogging [21:12:22] NyquilSteve317: awesome! [21:12:38] guaaaache: how do the french eat this for breakfast every single day? [21:12:49] NyquilSteve317: they're all hungover [21:12:53] NyquilSteve317: so they don't really notice [21:12:54] guaaaache: how are they not obese as all hell if not dead? [21:13:01] NyquilSteve317: small portions [21:13:03] Flami: haha... here, we have poutine [21:13:08] NyquilSteve317: more active lifestyles, good genes [21:13:43] guaaaache: their fruit and vegetable markets are also amazing [21:13:55] guaaaache: I wish there was something like that here [21:14:04] guaaaache: there is, but only Thursday-Friday [21:14:09] guaaaache: some other places only do Saturdays [21:14:12] NyquilSteve317: we have a good farmers market, but they are open retard hours [21:14:21] guaaaache: same [21:14:31] guaaaache: the closest one is 8 AM - 1 PM Saturdays only [21:15:02] NyquilSteve317: yeah! it's something like that here [21:15:04] NyquilSteve317: it's like wtf! [21:15:06] guaaaache: we have a big market in the city that's just fruit and vegetables, but it's mostly for Asian food [21:15:12] NyquilSteve317: i want good produce! why the fuck aren't you open? [21:15:15] guaaaache: and it's all cash and no dockets, so they try to rip you off all the time [21:15:22] NyquilSteve317: well, that's a pisser [21:15:41] guaaaache: they get pretty pissed when I call them out on it, which makes no sense [21:15:44] Flami: OH MY GOD, I HATE PERIOD CLOTS! (sorry, Steve) [21:15:44] guaaaache: do you want customers or not? [21:15:55] Flami: it makes sense - they sound like my mother [21:16:03] NyquilSteve317: I hate penis breaks [21:16:16] guaaaache: someone tried to tell me I gave them a $10 when I gave them a $20 [21:16:17] Flami: "how dare you call me out on this?! you're not supposed to notice!" [21:16:21] guaaaache: so I only go there with $2 coins now [21:16:53] guaaaache: and I hate people who try to convince you to buy something rotten because they want to get rid of it [21:16:57] NyquilSteve317: yes [21:17:03] NyquilSteve317: ppl can suck [21:17:11] NyquilSteve317: that's why i like animals [21:17:13] guaaaache: BUY MY BOX OF TOMATOES! ONLY $1... yeah, but I can't eat any of it even if it's free [21:17:42] guaaaache: I definitely like animals better than people [21:18:05] tallymonster622: my boyfriend is texting me while he's in the bathroom... is that weird? [21:18:14] guaaaache: whenever I see people walking their dog or something, and the dog comes up for a pat, I totally ignore the owner [21:18:25] guaaaache: the dog is much more interesting [21:18:30] guaaaache: um, yes [21:18:33] guaaaache: it's freaky weird [21:18:40] guaaaache: at least he isn't calling you, I guess [21:18:40] NyquilSteve317: naw, its cool [21:19:07] guaaaache: I've heard so many people talking on the phone while they're taking a shit in a public bathroom. can't say that I understand [21:19:16] tallymonster622: well, we're already on the phone, but he muted himself. so he's texting me [21:19:23] guaaaache: lol [21:19:26] NyquilSteve317: thats good [21:21:09] Flami: oh, I hate that [21:21:16] tallymonster622: so he's just texting me while he poops. [21:21:20] tallymonster622: lol [21:21:26] Flami: as long as he doesn't drop the phone in the toilet.... [21:21:27] guaaaache: lol [21:21:48] tallymonster622: i hope not! he just got that thing [21:22:01] guaaaache: at my uni, there was once one woman talking really loudly on her phone while she was in the toilet, and then she suddenly paused and said: "CAN I CALL YOU BACK, I'M A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW" [21:22:25] guaaaache: perhaps she underestimated the task at hand [21:22:30] guaaaache: or she can't multitask [21:22:49] tallymonster622: EW!! LOL [21:23:51] guaaaache: this chat is too small [21:24:03] NyquilSteve317: call some more people [21:24:06] NyquilSteve317: im reading crap [21:24:13] NyquilSteve317: about overrated movies [21:24:15] NyquilSteve317: is one of my fave sites [21:24:27] guaaaache: it's been advertised on b_p twice [21:24:30] NyquilSteve317: i used to like, but they changed the format [21:24:34] guaaaache: so i guess anyone who wants to will come [21:24:47] NyquilSteve317: i should go thru and delete a lot of the never post boring people [21:24:51] NyquilSteve317: thin the herd a bit [21:25:01] guaaaache: I like [21:25:10] NyquilSteve317: i haven't tried that one [21:25:17] guaaaache: lurkers aren't allowed? [21:25:26] guaaaache: what happened to , I wonder [21:25:32] NyquilSteve317: i guess they are [21:25:36] NyquilSteve317: theyre not hurtin anything [21:25:37] tallymonster622: idk.... she just kinda disappeared. [21:25:41] NyquilSteve317: i dunno what happened to em [21:25:54] guaaaache: another guy disappeared, too [21:25:54] guaaaache: nightswim or something? [21:25:55] NyquilSteve317: unless she was that hooker i murdered a few weeks ago [21:26:00] NyquilSteve317: but i don't think she lives in my town [21:26:15] guaaaache: the internet is great for randomly disappearing [21:26:19] NyquilSteve317: yes [21:26:22] guaaaache: wish it was that easy in real life [21:26:22] NyquilSteve317: and the reappearing [21:26:23] Flami: haha, do that [21:26:47] NyquilSteve317: I'm pretty good at disappearing in real life [21:27:00] NyquilSteve317: unfortunately, the internet is the easiest way to find me [21:27:08] guaaaache: I try to avoid making it easy for people to find me online. or at least connecting the real me to the internet me [21:27:25] Flami: ha... this past week, my sister emailed and called me (twice) because my mother thought I wasn't alive *rolleyes* [21:27:25] NyquilSteve317: mine's a little too easy [21:27:29] NyquilSteve317: but i have nothing to hide [21:27:34] tallymonster622: hey, i just looked up 's lj, and she's not there anymore. [21:27:36] NyquilSteve317: and if ppl wanna stalk me, than go for it [21:27:38] tallymonster622: ): [21:27:42] guaaaache: I don't have anything to hide, and that's what freaks me out [21:27:47] guaaaache: there's no point in hiding it anymore [21:28:04] guaaaache: I need one of those memory eraser things, but for other people, not me [21:28:22] Flami: haha... I need that for my mother [21:28:30] guaaaache: what really gets to me is that people never truly let go of their first impression of you [21:28:38] NyquilSteve317: like i said... if ppl are that interested in my boring stupid life, then good for them, i guess [21:28:54] NyquilSteve317: i hold no precognitions of ppl [21:28:58] NyquilSteve317: they can always surprise me [21:29:04] guaaaache: agreed [21:29:10] NyquilSteve317: preconcevied notions, i suppose, would be correct [21:29:14] NyquilSteve317: i hate everyone [21:29:21] NyquilSteve317: until they give me reason not to [21:29:23] NyquilSteve317: mind you, it doesn't take much [21:29:29] Flami: I hate a bunch of people [21:29:30] guaaaache: definitely not [21:29:42] guaaaache: though I don't make much effort with people either [21:30:01] NyquilSteve317: Ive just come to the conclusion that most ppl suck, and i want nothing to do with them [21:30:10] NyquilSteve317: its not even funny to fuck with em anymore [21:30:13] Flami: haha. nice. [21:30:14] guaaaache: I feel that way a lot [21:30:32] NyquilSteve317: i went thru a real huge dick phase [21:30:36] NyquilSteve317: and people fucking loved me [21:30:49] NyquilSteve317: i was such a horrible awful asshole of a person, and people fucking loved me [21:30:52] NyquilSteve317: it was so bizarre [21:31:00] NyquilSteve317: and now, that's not even fun [21:31:02] guaaaache: everyone loves that kind of person on tv, so that's probably why [21:31:18] guaaaache: like House... can't think of any others right now [21:31:23] NyquilSteve317: but yeah, maybe [21:31:24] guaaaache: Cartman off South Park [21:31:30] NyquilSteve317: but i was just straight up mean to people [21:31:31] guaaaache: everyone loves that character [21:31:34] NyquilSteve317: and they would take it and thank me for it [21:31:51] NyquilSteve317: now im all old and a pussy and antisocial [21:31:57] NyquilSteve317: and nobody likes me [21:32:02] NyquilSteve317: its just ridiculous [21:32:02] guaaaache: they think they're amazing because they speak their mind and make people look stupid. but in real life, most people hate that kind of person [21:32:14] guaaaache: how old are you? [21:32:20] NyquilSteve317: 29 [21:32:28] NyquilSteve317: had a fun little life thus far [21:32:54] Flami: oh good [21:34:26] NyquilSteve317: wooka chicka bow wow [21:34:56] guaaaache: everyone tell me the time where you are [21:34:57] guaaaache: if this chat is even still rolling with more than 2-3 people [21:35:00] guaaaache: yep. we're dead [21:35:18] NyquilSteve317: 12:33 AM here [21:35:35] NyquilSteve317: it's you and me, kid [21:35:52] Flami: 9:35 PM [21:37:42] guaaaache: I think my internet just dropped out for a while, but I didn't get kicked out of here [21:37:44] guaaaache: weird, but good [21:37:51] NyquilSteve317: interesting [21:38:09] guaaaache: Leslie, that poutine dish sounds awful [21:38:22] NyquilSteve317: i say it poot tine [21:38:26] NyquilSteve317: poot teen [21:38:41] guaaaache: I think that's how you'd say it? [21:39:11] guaaaache: poutain or something like that is fuck [21:39:22] NyquilSteve317: goulash [21:39:34] Flami: Mikaela... poo-teen [21:39:36] guaaaache: that's syrian, isn't it? [21:39:48] NyquilSteve317: goulash? [21:39:49] Flami: I think "poutain" is "whore" [21:39:55] guaaaache: it can be [21:39:58] Flami: I thought goulash is Hungarian [21:40:04] guaaaache: there's no direct translation for "fuck" in french [21:40:09] guaaaache: oh yeah, I think it is, actually [21:40:22] guaaaache: I was thinking of fattoush instead [21:40:23] NyquilSteve317: futre [21:40:29] Flami: haha, nice [21:40:30] guaaaache: va te faire futre [21:40:35] NyquilSteve317: or something, i don't remember exactly [21:40:39] NyquilSteve317: futre vous [21:40:42] NyquilSteve317: vous futre [21:40:49] guaaaache: do they say that? [21:41:01] NyquilSteve317: yes [21:41:02] guaaaache: I find their profanities way too confusing [21:41:05] NyquilSteve317: my french gf did a lot [21:41:33] guaaaache: sometimes they say conard for "asshole," but other times it's "cunt," and i have no idea how you know either way [21:41:38] guaaaache: the con is just "idiot" [21:41:41] Flami: I don't know [21:41:45] NyquilSteve317: theyre fun [21:42:04] tallymonster622: well, time for bed. [21:42:08] tallymonster622: see you guys later. [21:42:13] Flami: good night [21:42:17] tallymonster622: niiiiight [21:42:21] guaaaache: I have a book that has a lot of suggestions of how to insult people in French, but it's stuff that I don't imagine people really ever saying [21:42:21] guaaaache: night [21:42:22] *** tallymonster622 has left the conversation. [21:43:25] guaaaache: even though I said poutine sounds gross, I might try it anyway [21:43:29] guaaaache: never know until you taste it [21:43:36] guaaaache: I'll probably die of obesity the next day [21:43:54] Flami: I've had it very rarely [21:44:05] guaaaache: sounds easy enough to make [21:44:14] guaaaache: not exactly sure what cheese curd is, though [21:44:26] guaaaache: I mean, I know what it is, but where to get it [21:45:01] NyquilSteve317: ever gotten bit by a turtle [21:45:05] guaaaache: only boccocini, which is a bit expensive [21:45:08] guaaaache: can't say that i have [21:45:09] NyquilSteve317: those fuckers hurt [21:45:19] guaaaache: do they have teeth? [21:45:21] guaaaache: or just a beak? [21:45:31] Flami: no, I haven't [21:45:35] Flami: teeth? [21:46:48] NyquilSteve317: beaks [21:46:54] NyquilSteve317: amazing clamping power [21:47:00] NyquilSteve317: can bite your finger right off [21:47:07] Flami: AIYA [21:47:44] guaaaache: where did a turtle bite you? [21:48:10] NyquilSteve317: penis [21:48:53] guaaaache: HA. I KNEW you were going to say that [21:48:59] guaaaache: where were you when a turtle bit you? [21:49:11] NyquilSteve317: on a rock [21:49:21] guaaaache: where was the rock? [21:49:26] NyquilSteve317: on the edge of a river [21:49:37] guaaaache: where was the edge of the river? [21:49:38] NyquilSteve317: it was a little painter turtle [21:49:45] NyquilSteve317: Fenton, Michigan [21:50:28] NyquilSteve317: Shiawassee [21:50:30] NyquilSteve317: River [21:50:34] guaaaache: oh [21:50:43] NyquilSteve317: look up Fenton Mill Pond [21:50:50] NyquilSteve317: thats where it was [21:51:59] guaaaache: I don't think it'll mean anything to me. I'm not that familiar with the US [21:52:38] NyquilSteve317: oh [21:52:40] NyquilSteve317: it's pretty [21:52:43] NyquilSteve317: thats all [21:52:51] NyquilSteve317: we might be getting company [21:52:55] NyquilSteve317: unless they went to sleep [21:53:10] NyquilSteve317: women gossip, what are we gossiping about [21:53:41] guaaaache: gossip bores me [21:53:48] guaaaache: which is probably why I have no women friends [21:54:03] NyquilSteve317: well, women be bitches [21:54:08] NyquilSteve317: fag time [21:54:19] guaaaache: I also have no interest in talking about how guys are hot [21:54:24] guaaaache: it's so boring [21:57:46] NyquilSteve317: guys are ugly [21:58:00] NyquilSteve317: women are pretty [21:58:01] NyquilSteve317: women are just naturally pretty pictures [21:58:09] NyquilSteve317: men are just ugly pictures [21:58:14] guaaaache: I don't really see it [21:58:26] NyquilSteve317: i do [21:58:33] NyquilSteve317: i think of like wild critters being pretty [21:58:35] NyquilSteve317: same with women [21:58:38] NyquilSteve317: men are just bleh [21:58:38] guaaaache: I mean I don't see ANYONE and think "they are hot" [21:58:43] guaaaache: I don't know what that means [21:58:44] NyquilSteve317: i don't think hot [21:58:47] NyquilSteve317: i think pretty [21:58:48] Flami: I don't really do that, either [21:58:53] NyquilSteve317: or gorgeous, but not in a sexual way [21:58:55] guaaaache: I really don't care whether someone is hot or not anyway [21:59:06] guaaaache: if I can't have a conversation with them, it doesn't matter either way [21:59:31] Flami: I've met only one guy in the past bit whom I've thought was good-looking [21:59:40] guaaaache: I kind hate that 'attractive' is synonymous with 'pretty' [21:59:46] guaaaache: or handsome, whatever [21:59:51] NyquilSteve317: i see that [22:00:15] guaaaache: see what? [22:00:53] NyquilSteve317: the friar [22:01:06] NyquilSteve317: the attractive pretty thing [22:01:25] guaaaache: I don't see how pretty = attractive [22:01:28] NyquilSteve317: i can want to bang the hell out of someone, and not find them "pretty" [22:01:35] guaaaache: but I make all these weird differentiations that a lot of people don't seem to [22:01:46] guaaaache: I can find someone pretty without feeling attracted to them [22:01:52] NyquilSteve317: oh exatly [22:02:05] guaaaache: but then I also think there's a difference between 'smart' and 'educated' [22:02:11] NyquilSteve317: absolutely [22:02:14] guaaaache: which has offended quite a few people because they misunderstood [22:02:29] NyquilSteve317: only a well-edjumacated idiot couldn't see the difference [22:02:45] guaaaache: I had to leave a bar once because this guy would not stop following me around and yelling at me [22:02:47] NyquilSteve317: i know a lot of stupid well-educated people [22:03:44] NyquilSteve317: and they use their education as an excuse, or some false sense of superiority [22:03:50] guaaaache: he said about half an hour earlier that he didn't know much about grammar, and i said "that's because we weren't educated about that in school". he walked away for 20 minutes, then came back and said: "you know, I really don't appreciate you calling me stupid before." [22:04:00] Flami: HA [22:04:19] guaaaache: no matter how much I tried to explain that I said "lack of education" not "lack of intelligence," he just wouldn't get it [22:04:34] guaaaache: not really fair that I had to leave, but there was no other option [22:04:43] Flami: well, you did what you had to [22:04:51] NyquilSteve317: i hate people [22:05:08] NyquilSteve317: its amazing how many people don't have rhythm [22:05:27] guaaaache: that guy was really drunk. most people piss me off when they're too drunk [22:05:33] NyquilSteve317: cept black people [22:05:34] guaaaache: ironically. I have to be drunk to deal with them [22:05:36] NyquilSteve317: they all got rhythm [22:07:50] guaaaache: I'm going to write "an asking for advice" post on boring people some time during the week [22:07:53] guaaaache: hope that shit is allowed [22:08:01] NyquilSteve317: cut it, and you're fine [22:08:10] NyquilSteve317: and expect a snarky remark from me [22:08:10] guaaaache: is this a new rule? [22:08:15] NyquilSteve317: no, it's stated [22:08:18] guaaaache: I expect no less [22:08:26] NyquilSteve317: i'm not the nazi here [22:08:31] NyquilSteve317: i'm low on the totem pole [22:08:34] NyquilSteve317: i just do as i'm told [22:08:42] guaaaache: what word count is allowed outside a cut? [22:08:48] NyquilSteve317: 3 [22:08:54] guaaaache: sweet [22:09:00] guaaaache: I could write "fuck you all" [22:09:06] NyquilSteve317: if it requires scrolling, it is too long [22:09:16] guaaaache: my last post didn't require scrolling [22:09:27] NyquilSteve317: on my netbook, it did [22:09:30] NyquilSteve317: it's basically a [22:09:35] NyquilSteve317: HERE'S MY HEADLINE [22:09:35] guaaaache: the whole thing fit on my screen [22:09:37] NyquilSteve317: read more about it [22:10:03] NyquilSteve317: again, i don't make da rules [22:10:22] guaaaache: I know. just saying [22:10:31] Flami: *wishes Laura were here* [22:10:37] NyquilSteve317: i'm the fun one [22:10:40] NyquilSteve317: who is laura? [22:10:42] guaaaache: how rude, we're right here [22:10:49] Flami: not in that way [22:10:56] guaaaache: I never see the third mod [22:11:10] Flami: she was saying that we should do something about the mods [22:11:10] NyquilSteve317: well, if we are using real names, i get confused [22:11:14] NyquilSteve317: amber [22:11:17] Flami: tallymonster [22:11:17] NyquilSteve317: who is the main mod [22:11:24] NyquilSteve317: she is the founder founder [22:11:26] Flami: not you, Steve. [22:11:38] NyquilSteve317: huh? [22:11:52] guaaaache: what was she saying we should do about the mods? [22:11:55] guaaaache: and which mod is the founder? [22:12:01] Flami: kick Mariah out [22:12:11] NyquilSteve317: amber and mariah started it [22:12:18] guaaaache: ah ok [22:12:31] NyquilSteve317: amber is busy in life and doesn't have time to tend it [22:12:35] NyquilSteve317: so she put mariah in charge [22:12:44] NyquilSteve317: and mariah added me cos she is also busy [22:12:48] NyquilSteve317: so i just take orders [22:12:48] guaaaache: mariah is also busy and doesn't have time, from what it seems [22:12:55] guaaaache: what you just said [22:12:57] NyquilSteve317: cos i can be revoked at any time [22:13:09] guaaaache: do you know her? [22:13:11] NyquilSteve317: yes [22:13:14] NyquilSteve317: she is a good friend of mine [22:13:26] NyquilSteve317: very interesting person [22:13:29] NyquilSteve317: i know you all hate her [22:13:43] guaaaache: I don't hate her, I've barely talked to her [22:13:44] Flami: ah, you just take orders... and you know her [22:13:48] guaaaache: she basically never comments [22:13:56] Flami: except to create drama or something [22:13:59] guaaaache: I think I had one exchange with her 2 or so years ago [22:14:24] guaaaache: about housing for students in the US [22:14:39] guaaaache: she maybe used to live in NY, but I can't remember [22:14:47] NyquilSteve317: yes [22:15:02] guaaaache: she studied in NY then, if I remember right [22:15:34] NyquilSteve317: yeah [22:16:05] NyquilSteve317: brb [22:16:11] guaaaache: ok [22:19:57] NyquilSteve317: im all back [22:20:29] guaaaache: I just found out I own that movie Teeth [22:20:34] guaaaache: don't really know what I think of it [22:20:46] NyquilSteve317: ew [22:20:51] NyquilSteve317: tooth vagina syndrome [22:20:58] guaaaache: that would come in handy [22:21:00] guaaaache: as it did for her [22:21:02] NyquilSteve317: bite off the dick [22:21:03] guaaaache: several times [22:21:09] Flami: ouch [22:21:09] guaaaache: and that dude's fingers [22:21:14] NyquilSteve317: south mouth [22:21:14] guaaaache: her gyno molested her [22:21:24] guaaaache: the teeth can come in handy [22:21:29] NyquilSteve317: they have penis traps for women in africa now [22:21:32] NyquilSteve317: cos rape is so bad [22:21:36] guaaaache: yeah [22:21:50] NyquilSteve317: guy rapes you... bars that have to be surgically removed on his wang [22:21:57] NyquilSteve317: hard to explain that one [22:22:04] guaaaache: but they have a huge problem with rape involving objects [22:22:08] NyquilSteve317: what if you forgot to take it out [22:22:11] guaaaache: so the penis trap won't do anything there [22:22:15] NyquilSteve317: no [22:22:21] NyquilSteve317: people are horrible [22:22:27] NyquilSteve317: how the fuck could anybody do that to anyone [22:22:42] NyquilSteve317: again, my assasin card would come in handy [22:22:43] guaaaache: some women are raped with objects so huge that the skin between their anus and vagina tears completely [22:23:03] NyquilSteve317: weird [22:23:05] NyquilSteve317: poor taints [22:23:10] guaaaache: then they're completely shunned because the muscle is damaged so they can't control their bowels [22:23:11] NyquilSteve317: how do you get past that one [22:23:24] NyquilSteve317: it's terrible [22:23:26] Flami: horrible, yeah... [22:23:28] guaaaache: they just randomly shit all over themselves [22:23:31] guaaaache: they can't control it [22:23:39] NyquilSteve317: africa scares the hell out of me [22:23:45] guaaaache: yeah [22:23:56] NyquilSteve317: i don't understand how that is ok, how living the way so many of them live [22:24:05] NyquilSteve317: in such horrible awful conditions [22:24:14] NyquilSteve317: and the rest of the world is like, meh whatevuh [22:24:20] guaaaache: I don't understand people who say we shouldn't bother trying to help [22:24:30] NyquilSteve317: butcher hundreds of thousands of people with machetes... eh, whatever [22:24:40] NyquilSteve317: tutzis and hulus [22:24:45] NyquilSteve317: rwanda [22:24:47] NyquilSteve317: all that shit [22:24:52] NyquilSteve317: we were just like.... whatevuh [22:25:01] NyquilSteve317: the UN tried to help [22:25:03] NyquilSteve317: but still [22:25:11] NyquilSteve317: it's the UN, and they don't have as much pull as they did [22:25:11] guaaaache: yeah [22:25:37] NyquilSteve317: not to be racist, but if they had oil or were white, the US would have sent all our troops to stop it [22:25:40] guaaaache: I hate it when someone has a problem, and almost always, another person will say: "well, it could be worse, think about those people in africa" [22:25:42] Flami: yeah... [22:25:46] guaaaache: that doesn't make ME feel better. why would it? [22:26:04] guaaaache: true [22:26:07] NyquilSteve317: wasn't relevant to our interests [22:26:10] NyquilSteve317: so who gives a shit [22:26:35] NyquilSteve317: see a sad little white kid starving, we feel bad... see a starving little black kid... who gives a shit [22:26:47] NyquilSteve317: well, that's just how "they" are [22:26:56] NyquilSteve317: not even understand that they are people [22:27:00] NyquilSteve317: just like anyone else [22:27:26] guaaaache: I sometimes wonder if racism will ever die. it would require people to question their automatic thoughts, so probably not [22:27:32] guaaaache: implicit racism is scary [22:27:38] guaaaache: you don't even know you're thinking something [22:27:44] NyquilSteve317: i have a problem with black people being racist against whites [22:27:53] NyquilSteve317: it's more and more common in my area [22:27:56] guaaaache: I have a problem with it in general [22:28:01] guaaaache: it's like that a lot here too [22:28:06] NyquilSteve317: i live in one of the most racially-segragated cities in the US [22:28:07] guaaaache: some of the blacks are scary as hell [22:28:23] NyquilSteve317: i don't owe anybody anything [22:28:30] NyquilSteve317: and you don't owe anybody anything [22:28:33] Flami: some of them can be [22:28:34] NyquilSteve317: so stop feeling entitled [22:28:38] NyquilSteve317: and hating me for being white [22:28:50] guaaaache: the aborigines are still treated terribly here [22:28:56] guaaaache: they don't trust white people [22:29:07] guaaaache: which is validated a lot, but still [22:29:19] NyquilSteve317: the hilarity of america is that the races are so mixed, that if you go down the line, you will find someone of the opposite color [22:29:31] NyquilSteve317: im an 8th black [22:29:35] NyquilSteve317: im white as fuck [22:29:45] NyquilSteve317: but im an 8th black [22:29:59] NyquilSteve317: and a lot of "black" people are as white as i am genetically [22:29:59] NyquilSteve317: but they got the black genes [22:30:11] NyquilSteve317: that were dominant [22:30:12] guaaaache: throwbacks, probably [22:30:16] NyquilSteve317: it's silly [22:30:23] NyquilSteve317: but people are too dumb to see this [22:30:36] guaaaache: interestingly, there are no throwbacks in aboriginal genetics [22:30:41] NyquilSteve317: oh yeah? [22:30:44] guaaaache: they could literally be bred out of existence [22:30:47] NyquilSteve317: the aboriginals of aussie amaze me [22:30:47] guaaaache: which is what people tried to do [22:30:58] NyquilSteve317: they are like our indians [22:31:06] NyquilSteve317: our poor indians got sooooooo fucked [22:31:11] NyquilSteve317: and still get fucked [22:31:14] NyquilSteve317: the few remaining ones [22:31:18] guaaaache: same with our aborigines [22:31:30] NyquilSteve317: and it's like if anyone has a right to be pissed about anything, it's them [22:31:40] NyquilSteve317: and they keep their mouths shut [22:31:43] guaaaache: they're still segregated as much as possible [22:31:43] NyquilSteve317: for the most part [22:31:50] NyquilSteve317: we still have reservations [22:32:05] NyquilSteve317: but the indians use it to their advantage now [22:32:06] guaaaache: we have entire apartment blocks specifically set aside for just them [22:32:13] Flami: oh dear [22:32:13] guaaaache: keep them out of sight. it's terrible [22:32:27] NyquilSteve317: they can have casinos [22:32:38] NyquilSteve317: which is good, because before that, they were horribly impoverished [22:32:49] NyquilSteve317: and they are actually outside the laws of the US in most cases [22:32:57] NyquilSteve317: if you step on to a reservation, you are in their world [22:33:06] Flami: same here [22:33:07] guaaaache: most aborigines can't get jobs here because no one wants to hire them [22:33:12] guaaaache: same with them trying to find housing [22:33:28] NyquilSteve317: the prob with your abs is that they are clearly not white [22:33:47] guaaaache: it's complicated because it's hard to know what would work as a solution [22:33:53] NyquilSteve317: native americans can blend in for some sort of spanish or something [22:34:05] NyquilSteve317: and again, im an 8th indian too [22:34:06] guaaaache: their ancestors lead a very different lifestyle than the one they would have to integrate into [22:34:19] guaaaache: if they wanted to [22:34:20] NyquilSteve317: do i flaunt it, identify with it [22:34:21] NyquilSteve317: no [22:34:25] NyquilSteve317: i don't care, cos im an american [22:34:27] NyquilSteve317: thats what i am [22:34:50] NyquilSteve317: and americans have a hard time with that [22:34:59] guaaaache: I'm in the unfortunate position of being white, and having other whites assume I'm 'on their side' [22:35:07] guaaaache: of which there are none [22:35:51] guaaaache: one girl once told me, 'there are not enough aussies in the country for there to be white supremacy' [22:35:53] guaaaache: I assume by 'aussies,' she meant 'white people' [22:35:58] NyquilSteve317: ha [22:36:02] guaaaache: and if that's the case, she is referring to more than 90% of the population [22:36:34] guaaaache: it's depressing how ignorant some people are [22:36:36] guaaaache: and not just that, but they don't want to learn, either [22:36:50] Flami: HA [22:37:00] NyquilSteve317: well, that's where i differ, which is great... cos i will argue the fuck out of something till someone clearly has better points than me [22:37:14] NyquilSteve317: and then i will listen and change my point of view [22:37:38] guaaaache: I don't really mind if someone disagrees with me, as long as it's clear they've done some thinking to reach their conclusion [22:37:50] NyquilSteve317: yes! [22:37:51] guaaaache: thinking, reading, self-educating, etc [22:37:54] NyquilSteve317: yes! [22:38:04] NyquilSteve317: i can agree to disagree with someone who knows their shit [22:38:11] NyquilSteve317: not just THIS IS HOW IT IS COS IT IS! [22:38:32] guaaaache: 'that's society, you can't change it' [22:38:54] NyquilSteve317: yup [22:38:55] NyquilSteve317: brb [22:40:09] guaaaache: I kinda just want to watch movies for the rest of my life [22:40:18] guaaaache: I need more... ambitions or something [22:41:06] Flami: so do I [22:41:36] Flami: have you heard of a place called Booti Booti National Park? [22:41:43] guaaaache: no? [22:42:26] guaaaache: where is it [22:43:28] Flami: according to this book, it's in New South Wales [22:43:34] NyquilSteve317: i just had a dude with an eyepatch ask to use my phone [22:44:02] NyquilSteve317: 1:40 AM... dude with eyepatch wants to use my phone to call his ex-gf cos his number is blocked on her phone [22:44:06] guaaaache: what part of NSW? [22:44:11] NyquilSteve317: hell yes, you can use it! [22:44:23] guaaaache: where was this dude? [22:44:43] NyquilSteve317: down the street... he hollered at me [22:44:50] Flami: I don't know [22:44:50] NyquilSteve317: i didn't see him at first [22:45:01] Flami: oh dear [22:45:03] NyquilSteve317: i think he lives down the street [22:45:18] NyquilSteve317: but still, eye patch... ex-gf... it was awesome [22:45:34] NyquilSteve317: he was little... unless he was packin, i coulda taken him [22:45:39] NyquilSteve317: so i didn't care [22:45:48] NyquilSteve317: and since he lives down the road, it's not like i couldn't get my phone back [22:49:03] guaaaache: Leslie, looks like that Booti Booti place is on a little island or something [22:49:17] guaaaache: quite a bit north compared to where I am [22:49:19] NyquilSteve317: i want an island [22:50:23] Flami: ah, okay [22:50:32] guaaaache: it would alleviate my misanthropy to have one [22:50:46] guaaaache: it's like between Newcastle and Port Macquarie, which I guess means very little [22:50:57] NyquilSteve317: newcastle is a beer for kats

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White horehound, woolly butt, yarn bras, and the zone of elongation!

I'll bring you the "W / X / Y / Z" words from this book that Jon and Harmony got me for my birthday. This is from Butt Rot and Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words (Eric Groves, Sr.)


water cock: an Australian bird; the male of the species has a fleshy red horn on its head

wet nurse: a woman hired to breast-feed another woman's baby

white ball: an alternate name for the cue ball in the games of pool or snooker

white-breasted nuthatch: a small North American songbird (Sitta carolinensis) with black and blue-gray feathers and a white-feathered face (the white-breasted nuthatch emits a distinctive "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" song as it hangs upside down in trees)

whiteface clown: a circus clown performing in whiteface makeup

white hole: in astrophysics, a celestial body that ejects matter (as opposed to a black hole, which pulls matter inward)

white horehound: a perennial flowering plant in the family Lamiaceae

white sauce: a sauce for vegetables that is made of milk, butter, and seasonings

woman of the bedchamber: in Great Britain, a woman who is a servant to a Queen Regnant or a Queen Consort

woodcock: a bird of the genus Scolopax having brown or black feathers

woolly butt: a fast-growing tree (Eucalyptus longifolia) found primarily in the state of New South Wales (in southeastern Australia), that produces greenish-gray leaves and white blooms, and is covered with a furry bark resembling wool

worry balls: Chinese meditation orbs that are manipulated by hand to induce calmness


XO sex determination system: a process used by certain insects to determine the offspring's gender

X-ring: the famed brass graduation ring awarded to graduates in good standing of the St. Francis Xavier University [the X-ring features a large X, and is so highly prized by St. Francis' alumnae that it has become the school's official emblem]

XXX: the number thirty written in Roman numerals


yarn bra: a mesh pouch for holding a ball of yarn while knitting

yellow boy: a British gold coin [an example of a yellow boy is the guinea, the first machine-minted gold coin produced by the British Empire; it was worth one pound sterling or twenty shillings, although that value often increased due to fluctuations in the price of gold]

yellow leg mushroom: a common mushroom that grows in wooded areas and damp places


zaddick: a just and righteous man in the Jewish religion

Zamboni: a mechanized vehicle for smoothing ice at hockey games

zax: a tool used for trimming roof slates

zone of elongation: the area in plant roots where cells grow and enlarge

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Evil sisters, not liking the rain, tails, battlegrounds, and STARCRAFT 2

Henry picked me up at about 3:25, and we were off to the first day of Awana; I asked if he'd attended the meeting last week, and he said no. Ha, I knew I wouldn't be the only one not going! Told him that I'd had Sri Lankan food at Sunday lunch to celebrate a friend's birthday, and said that his sister had been evil the other night, wanting his iPhone to beep at him a lot! I do the "evil sister" thing, too - just today, I woke my own sister up (not on purpose) to tell her something that she didn't really need to know! Hahahaha! On our way there (battling lots of weekend traffic), Sabrina called on his shiny new iPhone to inform him that we were actually LATE since we had to be there by 3:30. (Auntie Vivian said that later, too) Well, we got there at about 4, so he figured Auntie Rebecca would yell at him - good thing I escape blame since I'm not the driver, haha. (although I guess the passenger could theoretically DELAY the driver, which has happened before with me!)

Benedict wanted to see the phone, while Jason waited till I was settled to ask whether I were going to tomorrow's meeting - no idea, actually. Don't think I could get a ride home, haha... but we'll see! Met Jason's brother Daniel, learned that Stanley is now a leader (as is Vivian Wu), managed to offload 90% of my change (and get some laundry money), and got settled into the chaos of the first day! Interacted with Jonathan (who was crying on his first day), Golden, Margaret (put the jacket on the chair!), Rachel, Victor L., Victor C., Elaine (she looks pretty good for someone whose mother just died!), Ian M. (who gave me a hug when I said hi to him - how cute!), Andrew (who called me a "scary woman"), his sister Stella, Amos (who is allergic to chocolate - yet wanted a Famous Amos cookie), and others. I saw Kayden and his friend Justin looking out at the rainy weather, so asked them if they liked rain: "NO!"

On the way home, Ian L. and Sean L. told me a lot about some kids' show that features characters with and without tails, a training battleground, someone who's afraid to talk to a woman, people who destroy mountains, a million-kilometre-long snake, starving after not eating lunch for six months or a year, and more. Then Ian asked if I knew what STARCRAFT 2 was - all I know is that my guy friends play it, and not much else! So then he proceeded to educate me on character classes, what people say in the game, Nathan's brother Ivan beating "Dad" in 20 minutes, battle cries, the various levels, and more. Interesting stuff, haha! As I finish this post up, I note that it is now 20:01 on 9/11... great coincidence!

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KINGDOM HEARTS character, devil fruit type, ZELDA character, Greek gods

You Scored as You are Riku

You are strong and cool!

You are Riku
You are Kairi
You are Sora
You are Roxas!

You Scored as Logia

You can turn into any element in the world. Some examples are ice, fire, wind, and earth.


You Scored as Saria

She is a Kokiri girl, considered to be very pretty by her fellow Kokiri. She is regarded as a motherly figure by her people, and is often the person that they turn to for advice. Because of her kind-hearted nature, she is very well-liked by the people of her village.



You Scored as Athena

You are the wisest goddess in Olympus. You were born out of Zeus's head, and love owls / reading / literature. You are the Patron goddess of Athens. You are the goddess of wisdom, warfare, and crafts.


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Mascot Test

You Are Stubborn

When you're right, you're right - and it's hard for anyone to convince you otherwise.

You tend to be good at everything you do, and as a result, you're quite independent.

You aren't the easiest person to get to know, but close friends know there's more to you than your hard outer shell.

Deep down, you are colorful / funny / spunky. You definitely have a lot of attitude.

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Screw machines, sex linkage, spermophiles, and succotash!

I'll bring you the "S" words from this book that Jon and Harmony got me for my birthday. This is from Butt Rot and Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words (Eric Groves, Sr.)


sackbut: [From the Middle French words sacquer and bouter, meaning "to push" and "to pull"] a Renaissance sliding horn strongly resembling a trombone

saltpeter: an alternative name for the chemical potassium nitrate

Sapphic stanza: a poetic form of four lines invented by the Greek poet Sappho

saucebox: an impudent, back-talking person (particularly a child)

sax: a colloquial term for a saxophone, a woodwind instrument

Schwann's white substance: in human anatomy, a material found in the medullary sheath or myelin sheath, the insulating sac that surrounds human nerve-cell fibers; the material is 80 percent fat, giving it a whitish appearance [Schwann's white substance is named after the man who discovered it, the seminal German physiologist and cytologist Theodor Schwann (1810-1882)]

screwcap: a metal alternative to a cork to keep a wine bottle sealed

screw head: the top of a metal screw, which engages the screwdriver

screw jack: a hand-cranked or a hydraulic device used to raise objects several feet or several yards into the air; also known as JACKSCREW [the threaded rod of the screw jack turns through a nut, held by movable metal bars connected to a metal plate, which effectively raises heavy loads such as cars and trucks]

screw machine: a metalworking machine used to make turned components

scuttlebutt: the freshwater barrel on sailing ships where sailors gather to converse

sea cock: a valve on a steamship that carefully controls any intake of ocean water

seamen: two or more sailors

sects: small religious groups with their own religious doctrines

seersucker: a type of light, crinkled linen or other cloth

sekts: German sparkling wine

SEX: the acronym for the chemical compound sodium ethyl xanthate

sexagenarian: an elderly person, male or female, in the sixth decade of life (that is, between sixty and sixty-nine years old)

sexagesima: in the Catholic religion, the second Sunday before Ash Wednesday

sexithiophene: a molecule with six subunits of thiopene rings

sex linkage: the inheritance of a sex chromosome as linked to a given gene

sextant: a common navigational instrument on ships

sextet: any group containing six people

sextuplets: six identical babies, all born at roughly the same time

sexus: a person's biological gender (that is, male or female)

shiitake: a nonpoisonous edible Asian mushroom

shite: the lead actor in Japanese Noh theatre

shittah: an Asian acacia tree (Acacia albida) mentioned in the Old Testament; still flourishes in Jordan and in the Sinai Peninsula region of Egypt [the wood of the shittah tree is called "shittim," and was used by the ancient Jewish people to construct the Ark of the Covenant, the sacred vessel for the Tabernacle of Moses] {"I will plant in the wilderness the cedar, the shittah tree, and the myrtle, and the oil tree; I will set in the desert the fir tree, the pine, and the box tree together. That they may see, and know, and consider, and understand together, that the hand of the Lord hath done this, and the Holy One of Israel hath created it." - Isaiah 41:19-20}

shittimwood: the wood from the shittah tree

shuttlecock: in badminton, a piece of cork (with feathers attached) hit over a net to score points

silicone balls: the smooth bouncing objects used in juggling

sin bin: in hockey, a colloquial term for the penalty box where rule-breaking players sit

skin diver: one who swims deep underwater while wearing breathing apparatus

slimehead: a small, long-lived, deep-sea fish

slippery dick: a saltwater fish (Halichoeres bivittatus) of the family Labridae that lives in coral reefs and shallow sandbars throughout the Atlantic Ocean, in a region extending from North Carolina to South America [a mature slippery dick can grow to an impressive nine inches long]

smegmatic: soapy; having to do with soap

snatch block: a single- or multiple-pulley assembly in which the block's eye can be opened along a hinge to insert a line, either a rope or a metal cable

sodamide: the chemical sodium amide

soddyite: a mineral named for British physicist and chemist Frederick Soddy

spanker: a specific type of canvas sail used on a large, three-masted sailing ship

spasmodic poets: a group of British poets writing during the Victorian era

spermaceti: the white oil found in the head of a sperm whale

Spermo: the Greek goddess of grain

spermophile: a rodent resembling a squirrel that inhabits subterranean burrows

sperm whale: a large whale (Physeter macrocephalus) having teeth instead of strandlike baleen [the sperm whale can grow up to sixty feet long, with a massive head and huge conical teeth in its lower jaw] {"I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense." - Herman Melville, Moby Dick}

spontaneous emission: the process by which an electron, a subatomic particle, decays to a lower energy state

spotted dick: a traditional British dessert pudding served with thick, steaming-hot custard; also known as SPOTTED DOG [Spotted dick is usually made with flour, milk, butter, white or brown sugar, and dried fruit such as currants. The word "spotted" refers to the dotlike currants in the pudding, while "dick" may refer to the dough.]

squeeze box: a portable box-shaped musical instrument

squeeze off: to fire rounds from a firearm, usually a handgun

sticky dog: a drying wicket in the game of cricket that is difficult to bat on

stiffnut: an alternative term for a lock nut

stimulated emission: a phenomenon in physics during which an electron (or negatively charged subatomic particle) is hit with a photon (or discrete particle of light energy), causing the electron to emit a photon; also called optical amplification [Stimulated emission makes lasers possible, or devices that project coherent light beams. In fact, the word "laser" is an acronym for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation."]

stud master: a person who oversees the breeding stock of a horse owner

studs: the smaller vertical wooden beams used in home construction

stuffing balls: baked or fried balls of stuffing mixtures, generally made of breadcrumbs, diced onion, sausage meat, and spices such as sage / pepper / salt [stuffing balls can be placed in turkeys and other fowl or meats as a substitute for loose stuffing mixture]

stuffing box: the sealed area around a propeller shaft where the shaft exits a boat

succor: to help someone during hard times

succotash: a stew made of lima beans and corn

succubus: according to ancient Mesopotamian beliefs, a female demon who wended her way into men's dreams and drained away their life force

sucker: a budding shoot near a tree base

sucker hole: a sailor's term for a short period of seemingly good weather

sucking pig: an alternative term for a suckling pig that has fed only on its mother's milk

suck reflex: the natural reflex of most human babies to put things into their mouths and repeatedly suck on them; common sucking objects are fingers, toes, and baby bottles

sweet spot: the area on the face of a cricket bat that provides maximum power

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When Eric picked me up this evening, he wondered if I knew that "my bestest buddy" would be in town - OH NO! HE'S BARELY LEFT! CAN'T HE STAY GONE FOR ONCE?! Three weeks is NOT enough time, seriously! Such a random weekend to pick for a visit - it's not even a HOLIDAY! Eric joked that I'd petition the government to make the cost of a Victoria-Vancouver ferry crossing prohibitively high... well, if it keeps Mr. Creep out, then all the better! Trust me, I ranted to poor Eric about a lot of things: no, I am not like Quentin Tarantino if I bring up the proverbial mob with flaming pitchforks! It would be a nice artistic perspective to have the flames contrast against the dark night sky, but these are not unhealthy thoughts since I'm NOT acting on them! He says that he has dark thoughts, but doesn't vocalize them - sure, but it's more fun as long as you don't get arrested for them! We discussed my bitchiness and the reason for it (blue liquid and flow protection / reinforcements!), Calla and Stanford's wedding, a reminder to get gas on the way home, excuses, BS, emails, Ray, Raymond, Mason Raymond, Jeremy, Daryl, Ryan, roommates, Wednesday conflicts (his is a "secret," while Jen's has to do with aquarium volunteering), being late for worship practice, morons who cross the road when traffic is against them, Christon / Dylan phone calls, using hockey gloves while skating, curling, the Canucks rookie camp tomorrow, smelling sarcasm, omnipotence, omniscience, and other things on the way to church.

Once we got into the building (almost running over an idiot in the alleyway to the parkade), we saw Vania / Christon / Cordia / Joyce / Stanley / Dylan waiting in the fellowship hall. I found out that I did NOT have a book in my Aldo bag, so resigned myself to writing tag prompts - quite good for the memory! [at home, I put my new National Parks Bathroom Reader in there] Dylan expressed concern (for my hearing) that I was sitting pretty much right in front of the resonant drums, so I moved to the stage steps instead on Vania's suggestion. Listened to them debate keys, piano / drum power, singing, verses, choruses, and bridges... during a break in the practice, Stanley went over and adjusted Eric's guitar strap since it was OFF. That would also bug me if I knew about it, for sure! Then there was an unscheduled interruption caused by a wheeled dolly falling over because Uncle Arthur (Ivan's dad) and someone else had overloaded it with about six tables! Teresa also came in, but I paid no attention to her.

When the Daniel Fellowship was hovering near the door, the team knew it was time to wrap up the practice, even though the fellowship could have come in and started setup. I went upstairs, half-expecting to see Mr. Creep - he wasn't there when I first entered the fellowship room, but was there about five minutes later. I moved to the second row of chairs just because I didn't want to have me or my stuff nearer him than it had to be, haha! Thank goodness the program was Bible Study (no shuffle!) - I talked to Dianne, Grace, Cindy, Deb, ANTHONY (!), Citrus, Vivian, Carmen, and other people about newcomers / free Chinese food (JONG!) / my upcoming birthday in context of my mom's dinner / our weeks. Kevin and Dylan figured that Committee Meeting will be Thursday night - I guess I can live with that. The Bible Study was all right - Pastor John has an "icebreaker" style of leading, which is fine. Says that Josiah is now in public school as opposed to homeschooling - YAY, haha! Of course, we discussed the crazy Florida pastor who wants to burn the Koran tomorrow... um, how about NO?!

On our way to the kitchen (grabbing Eric's guitar on the way out), we encountered Mr. Creep - of course Eric had to stop and shake his hand! (HAND SANITIZER ALERT!!!) I escaped to the washroom since I didn't want to hear any of their conversation. When I got back, Mr. Creep had thankfully GONE to wherever creeps go at night! Talked to Eric as he was washing the cups and water pitcher in the kitchen, and wondered when Mr. Creep was leaving - no, I refuse to talk to him even to say "So, you LEAVING?!" pointedly! On the way home, we did indeed get gas - I said that he could have refused to talk to Mr. Creep because gas stations do close at a certain time around here! Of course, I know that wouldn't have made much of a difference, but COME ON! At least soap touched Eric's hands while he was doing the dishes, and I assume he's going to wash his hands thoroughly at least once tomorrow. He tried convincing me of what I really wanted in regards to something else, and said that he couldn't say why! HA, if this has anything to do with a plot for that dinner.... *grumble*

Then Eric brought up "stew" as a verb, so I said not to talk about "stew" (as a noun) since I hadn't eaten yet! (wasn't really hungry this afternoon after lunch) His reaction: "What?! Why didn't you tell me? Do we need to stop somewhere?" No, no... I'll just eat at home since it's quicker and saves money that way! When he asked whether I was going to tomorrow's Walkathon, I said no... it's too early! He then tried convincing me that the little kids would notice my absence, and declare they weren't going next year because of that. I DON'T THINK SO! Also discussed McDonalds Zesty Mango McMinis, French, singing, his Wednesday conflict being the only one, my planning my OWN birthday dinner (maybe in Vancouver?), water as vodka, my being "drunk" before church (NO!), #4 / Alderbridge, food, the curry place not being there anymore, Happy May Child Care, punching people in the face, "EW!" touches, evil miasmas, and more on the way home. When dropping me off, he asked if I'd talked to DARKWING lately - NO! I told him about the Sri Lankan food status, which I was about to call "Scandinavian" food. That doesn't really count as talking, man! Got home and caught up on most things while eating a dinner of tomato beef noodles - Stella H. added me on Facebook - NICE!

Trivia fact for Saturday, Sept. 11: Whose desk did Richard M. Nixon get when he requested the "Wilson desk" for his White House office? Not the desk he wanted and believed he had been given - the one used by President Woodrow Wilson. He was provided with, and used, the desk of Henry Wilson, vice president during Ulysses S. Grant's administration.

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Waldo is in my pants!

Eric called earlier than I was expecting, so of course I didn't have the phone on. He says he has to be at church early, so will be here at around 5:40 or so. That works, if I can fit stuff in! Of course, redrum has to start now - at least it's not my birthday? Haha. He's here now, at 5:55!


What do you really want to be when you grow up? The CEO of the Universe!
Where were you born? Vancouver.
Who were you with on September 11, 2001? That perfidious blackguard Yazmine Loquia, in City Square Mall.
When do you brush your teeth? Morning and evening, and sometimes more when I need it.
Where is Waldo? In my pants, where else?

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Quincunx and robusta beans!

I'll bring you the "Q / R" words from this book that Jon and Harmony got me for my birthday. This is from Butt Rot and Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words (Eric Groves, Sr.)


quaere: alternate spelling of QUERY, a question

queening: the act of a cat giving birth

queer for: to really want something very much; to be obsessed

quick load: a video game feature that enables a player to load a saved game by pressing a button that immediately continues the saved game

quincunx: a game with a glass face, metal pins, and rolling balls; similar to the Asian game of pachinko


ramification: a possible meaning and consequence of a course of action

ramrod: a rod used to compact the explosive powder in muzzle-loaded guns

range balls: golf balls used for practice purposes only

rear end: to hit the back of someone's car with a vehicle

rear horse: an alternative name for the insect called the praying mantis

rectify: to make things right

red-breasted nuthatch: a bluish-gray bird with a red breast

renal: of or pertaining to the kidneys, the two C-shaped internal organs that separate wastes from the bloodstream and flush them out of the body as urine

ridgepole: the term for the long piece of wood that forms a gabled roof's ridgeline, or apex

riser: the upright portion of a step

robusta beans: the supermarket-grade coffee beans grown in tropical climates

rocball: a modern ball game modeled after the centuries-old ball games of the Aztec Indians

rods: in anatomy, the light receptors in the eyes of primates

rubasse: a type of quartz with red iron oxide

rubbage: an alternative spelling of RUBBISH; trash, garbage

rubbing in: in cooking, the incorporation of fat into flour

rubricate: [From the Latin word rubrico, meaning "to color red"] to use red ink to inscribe headings in an illuminated manuscript; the practice dates back to medieval Europe, where trained rubricators added red headings and characters to separate or emphasize sections of text

rump party: in Great Britain, members of a political party left behind after the party suffers a breakup or dissolution

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