MSN Whiteboard.. something else that can be fun! / Quizzes

Corey and I are having lots of fun with this! Boobs, bears, booty logos (don't ask :P), people peeing on trees, etc. :D

If you have MSN, go to Actions ----> Start Whiteboard. It might be fun to doodle away with your friends, and see what demented stuff you can come up with! :D

(I'd have a screen shot, but I had to clear the page since he put something there to deliberately freak me out :P)


Take the quiz:
What style are you?

gothic
All right... you are a goth. Your color is black! That's all right because I know you are being yourself, but just try to lighten up a little. Chances are, you are a lot like everyone else, and you just don't know it. Try dressing in.... dark blue for a change, just to see how you like it. It could work for you!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* sporty (You scored 0)
* punk (You scored 1)
* preppy (You scored 0)
* gothic (You scored 4)
* normal (You scored 3)


Take the quiz:
How psychic are you ???????????????????

A litle
A Little! You've seen the future once or twice, seen shadows of dead people, and heard people's thoughts. It's all just in your overactive imagination, sorry!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* You Can see Dead People (You scored 0)
* You can Read Minds (You scored 0)
* Nope (You scored 0)
* You can see into The Future (You scored 0)
* A little (You scored 4)


Take the quiz:
What House of 1000 Corpses character are you?

Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh, and her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Mrs. Firefly (You scored 1)
* Captain Spaulding (You scored 0)
* Baby (You scored 2)
* Tiny (You scored 0)
* Otis (You scored 2)


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Would I Date You? (women only)

Maybe...
Maybe just friends?

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* HELL YEAH, BABY!!! (You scored 0)
* Maybe... (You scored 4)
* FUCK NO, BITCH!!! (You scored 2)


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Which Friend of Mine Are You?

Christine
Known across the land as the "hot little 13 year old goth girl."

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Beau (You scored 1)
* David (You scored 1)
* Christine (You scored 2)
* Jessica (You scored 1)
* Trevor (You scored 2)
* Yoda (You scored 0)
* Robyn (You scored 1)


Take the quiz:
would I like you as a friend?

yea sure, you're really nice, I'd like you
You're a really nice person... wow, I like you. Okay, that sounds a bit too enthusiastic... well, you're friendly and nice and you'd make a nice friend... well, you could send me a message if you like :) bye bye

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* yea sure, you're really nice, I'd like you (You scored 2)
* yea maybe, there is a possibility (You scored 1)
* um, not really (You scored 2)
* well, I don't think I'd like you, sorry (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
What Kind of Pervert are You?

The Seductive Pervert
The Seductive Pervert: You are The Seductive Pervert... you don't have to try! You use only your body and sexual ways to lure someone in an endless dream of sexual fantasies. Although you may use toys... you have your desires, you seem to know what gets to them, and you even know their soft spots. Whoa, it wouldn't matter if they had first met you or not! Your ways are unbelievable and quite sensual... you could probably lay anyone you wanted with the way you speak or move. Just don't test your abilities on yourself... you might find yourself attracted to even your own body. Let's try attracting another person instead. Hehe!

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* The Passionate Pervert (You scored 0)
* The Unknown Pervert (You scored 1)
* The Horny Pervert (You scored 0)
* The Depressed Pervert (You scored 1)
* The Seductive Pervert (You scored 2)
* The Sneaky Pervert (You scored 2)
* The Intelligent Pervert (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
Who do you want to kill the most?

Saddam
you have a point

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Osama Bin Laden (You scored 1)
* Saddam (You scored 2)
* Your mum (You scored 1)
* Your dad (You scored 0)
* Yourself (You scored 0)
* Ian Huntley (You scored 1)
* Maxine Carr (You scored 0)


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How horny are you?

Like PeeWee Herman
You like to touch yourself anytime, anywhere. Sicko.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Very... (You scored 0)
* Like PeeWee Herman (You scored 2)
* I'm not interested in sex (You scored 1)
* I like animals (You scored 0)
* WHAT!? I have horns? (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
what music should you REALLY listen to

rock / punk
You rock!!!! (hehe, literally) You love bands like Linkin Park, Metallica, Trapt, and other sweet rock or punk bands!! You got a good life!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* rap (You scored 0)
* rock / punk (You scored 3)
* pop (You scored 0)
* country (You scored 0)
* reggae (You scored 0)

Name Meme / Disability

My middle name does NOT start with an I. ;)


Name Meme

I know people whose names are...

Abby
Adam
Allison
Arthur
Bailey
Bob
Brandon
Brittany
Cathy
Charles
Chloe
Cory
Danielle
David
Donna
Drew
Elizabeth
Emmanuel
Erika
Evan
Felicia
Felix
Flora
Frank
Gabrielle
Gerald
Grace
Gregory
Haley
Hector
Hellen
Henry
Irene
Irvin
Isabel
Ivan
Jacqueline
John
Julia
Justin
Katie
Kevin
Kristin
Kurt
Laura
Leo
Lindsay
Luke
Madison
Matt
Melissa
Michael
Natalie
Nelson
Nicole
Nick
Odelia
Oscar
Olivia
Owen
Paula
Peter
Phoebe
Pierre
Quanika
Quinn
Rachel
Ralph
Robin
Ryan
Samantha
Scott
Shannon
Stephanie
Teresa
Timmy
Tracy
Tom
Ulani
Ustin
Vanessa
Victor
Victoria
Vincent
Wanda
Walter
Whitney
Wilson
Xandra
Xavier
Yasmine
York
Zabrina
Zach

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This explains perfectly what it feels like to be disabled / ill.

Found this in someone else's journal.

I don't have lupus, but I have a mild form of cerebral palsy.



My best friend and I were in the diner talking. As usual, it was very late and we were eating French fries with gravy. Like normal girls our age, we spent a lot of time in the diner while in college, and most of the time we spent talking about boys, music or trivial things, that seemed very important at the time. We never got serious about anything in particular and spent most of our time laughing.

As I went to take some of my medicine with a snack as I usually did, she watched me this time, with a kind of stare, instead of continuing the conversation. She then asked me out of the blue what it felt like to have Lupus and be sick. I was shocked not only because she asked the random question, but also because I assumed she knew all there was to know about Lupus. She came to doctors with me, she saw me walk with a cane, and throw up in the bathroom. She had seen me cry in pain, what else was there to know? I started to ramble on about pills, and aches and pains, but she kept pursuing, and didn't seem satisfied with my answers. I was a little surprised as she'd been my roommate in college, and friend for years; I thought she already knew the medical definition of Lupus. Then she looked at me with a face every sick person knows well, the face of pure curiosity about something no one healthy can truly understand. She asked what it felt like, not physically, but what it felt like to be me, to be sick with this disease.

As I tried to gain my composure, I glanced around the table for help or guidance, or at least stall for time to think. I was trying to find the right words. How do I answer a question I never was able to answer for myself? How do I explain every detail of every day being affected, and give the emotions a sick person goes through with clarity. I could have given up, cracked a joke like I usually do, and changed the subject, but I remember thinking if I don't try to explain this, how could I ever expect her to understand. If I can't explain this to my best friend, how could I explain my world to anyone else? I had to at least try.

At that moment, the spoon theory was born. I quickly grabbed every spoon on the table; hell, I grabbed spoons off of the other tables. I looked at her in the eyes and said, "Here you go, you have Lupus." She looked at me slightly confused, as anyone would when they are being handed a bouquet of spoons. The cold metal spoons clanked in my hands, as I grouped them together and shoved them into her hands. I explained that the difference in being sick and being healthy is having to make choices, or to consciously think about things when the rest of the world doesn't have to. The healthy have the luxury of choice, a gift most people take for granted.

Most people start the day with unlimited amount of possibilities, and energy to do whatever they desire, especially young people. For the most part, they do not need to worry about the effects of their actions. So for my explanation, I used spoons to convey this point. I wanted something for her to actually hold, for me to then take away, since most people who get sick feel a "loss" of a life they once knew. If I was in control of taking away the spoons, then she would know what it feels like to have someone or something else, in this case Lupus, being in control of your life.

She grabbed the spoons with excitement. She didn't understand what I was doing, but she is always up for a good time, so I guess she thought I was cracking a joke of some kind like I usually do when talking about touchy topics. Little did she know how serious I would become.

I asked her to count her spoons. She asked why, and I explained that when you are healthy, you expect to have a never-ending supply of "spoons." But when you have to now plan your day, you need to know exactly how many "spoons" you are starting with. It doesn't guarantee that you might not lose some along the way, but at least it helps to know where you are starting. She counted out 12 spoons. She laughed and said she wanted more. I said no, and I knew right away that this little game would work, when she looked disappointed, and we hadn't even started yet. I've wanted more "spoons" for years and haven't found a way yet to get more, why should she? I also told her to always be conscious of how many she had, and not to drop them because she can never forget she has Lupus.

I asked her to list off the tasks of her day, including the most simple. As she rattled off daily chores or just fun things to do, I explained how each one would cost her a spoon. When she jumped right into getting ready for work as her first task of the morning, I cut her off and took away a spoon. I practically jumped down her throat. I said: "No! You don't just get up. You have to crack open your eyes, and then realize you are late. You didn't sleep well the night before. You have to crawl out of bed, and then you have to make yourself something to eat before you can do anything else, because if you don't, you can't take your medicine, and if you don't take your medicine, you might as well give up all your spoons for today and tomorrow too." I quickly took away a spoon and she realized she hasn't even gotten dressed yet. Showering cost her a spoon, just for washing her hair and shaving her legs. Reaching high and low that early in the morning could actually cost more than one spoon, but I figured I would give her a break; I didn't want to scare her right away. Getting dressed was worth another spoon. I stopped her and broke down every task to show her how every little detail needs to be thought about. You cannot simply just throw clothes on when you are sick. I explained that I have to see what clothes I can physically put on, if my hands hurt that day, buttons are out of the question. If I have bruises that day, I need to wear long sleeves; if I have a fever, I need a sweater to stay warm, and so on. If my hair is falling out, I need to spend more time to look presentable, and then you need to factor in another five minutes for feeling badly that it took you two hours to do all this stuff because it really shouldn't take you that long.

I think she was starting to understand when she theoretically didn't even get to work, and she was left with 6 spoons. I then explained to her that she needed to choose the rest of her day wisely, since when your "spoons" are gone, they are gone. Sometimes you can borrow against tomorrow's "spoons," but just think how hard tomorrow will be with less "spoons." I also needed to explain that a person who is sick always lives with the looming thought that tomorrow may be the day that a cold comes, or an infection, or any number of things that could be very dangerous. So you do not want to run low on "spoons," because you never know when you truly will need them. I didn't want to depress her, but I needed to be very realistic, and unfortunately being prepared for the worst is part of a real day for me.

We went through the rest of the day, and she slowly learned that skipping lunch would cost her a spoon, as well as standing on a train, or even typing at her computer too long. She was forced to make choices and think about things differently. She had to choose not to run errands hypothetically, so that she could eat dinner that night.

When we got to the end of her pretend day, she said she was hungry. I summarized that she had to eat dinner, but she only had one spoon left. If she cooked, she wouldn't have enough energy to clean the pots. If she went out for dinner, she might be too tired to drive home safely. Then I also explained that I didn't even bother to add this into the game: she was so bloody nauseous that cooking was probably out of the question anyway. So she decided to make soup, since it was easy. I then said it is only 7 PM, and you have the rest of the night. But you ended up with one spoon, so you can do something fun, or clean your apartment, or do chores, but you can't do it all.

I rarely see her emotional, so when I saw her upset, I knew maybe I was getting through to her. I didn't want my friend to be upset, but at the same time, I was happy to think finally maybe someone understood me a little bit. She had tears in her eyes and asked quietly, "Christine, how do you do it? Do you really do this everyday?" I explained that some days were worse then others; some days, I have more spoons then most. But I can never make it go away and I can't forget about it; I always have to think about it. I handed her a spoon I had been holding in reserve. I said simply, "I have learned to live life with an extra spoon in my pocket, in reserve. You need to always be prepared."

It's hard; the hardest thing I ever had to learn is to slow down, and not do everything. I fight this to this day. I hate feeling left out, having to choose to stay home, or to not get things done that I want to. I wanted her to feel that frustration. I wanted her to understand, that everything everyone else does comes so easy, but for me it is one hundred little jobs in one. I need to think about the weather, my temperature that day, and the whole day's plans before I can attack any one given thing. When other people can simply do things, I have to attack it and make a plan like I am strategizing a war. It is in that lifestyle, the difference between being sick and healthy. It is the beautiful ability to not think and just do. I miss that freedom. I miss never having to count "spoons."

After we were emotional and talked about this for a little while longer, I sensed she was sad. Maybe she finally understood. Maybe she realized that she never could truly and honestly say she understands. But at least now she might not complain so much when I can't go out for dinner some nights, or when I never seem to make it to her house and she always has to drive to mine. I gave her a hug when we walked out of the diner. I had the one spoon in my hand, and I said: "Don't worry. I see this as a blessing. I have been forced to think about everything I do. Do you know how many spoons people waste every day? I don't have room for wasted time or wasted "spoons," and I chose to spend this time with you."

Ever since this night, I have used the spoon theory to explain my life to many people. In fact, my family and friends refer to spoons all the time. It has been a code word for what I can and cannot do. Once people understand the spoon theory, they seem to understand me better, but I also think they live their life a little differently too. I think it isn't just good for a better understanding of Lupus, but also of anyone dealing with any disability or illness. Hopefully, they don't take so much for granted or their life in general. I give a piece of myself, in every sense of the word, when I do anything. It has become an inside joke. I have become famous for saying to people jokingly that they should feel special when I spend time with them, because they have one of my "spoons." That should be enough for them.

Copyright 2003 by Christine Miserandino But You Don't Look Sick!

Absinth conversation with Spoz

Trillian MSN refuses to work, so I must record the insanity for lack of a logfile. :P

Flami: die, die my darling says:
have you ever heard of the Beer Bill of Rights?
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
no..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
my brain is too fried..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
I went to the BIG DAY OUT..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
next day.. wedding..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
me and me friends.. drank a shitload of beer..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
ended up at a pub..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
doing absinth..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
eek
Flami: die, die my darling says:
is that stuff as powerful as they say, then?
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
well.. it wuz mixed with sugar.. and apple juice.. and served chilled..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
but yes..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
the rumours are true..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
it's like. I dunno.. 90% alcohol..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
kinda tastes like licorice..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
ack.. the vodka I have here is "only" 40% alcohol..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
hahahhaha
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
yeah..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
it wuz actually banned here for over 100 years..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
so it's like a harder-hitting version of ouzo.. got it.
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
and.. they serve it at this one place here..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
never done ouzo..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
I've done gruppa..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
I've done kava..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
but no ouzo..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
so... what color IS it?
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
um.. dunno.. green?
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
apparently from the aniseed plant or sumthin'..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
(hence the licorice taste..)
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
usually poured over a spoon holding a sugar cube.. into like, chilled water, or apple juice.. or wot'ever..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
if you've ever seen the Nine Inch Nails vid.. The Perfect Drug.. there's an absinth scene in it..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
yeah.. it's been some time since I've seen that one..
Flami: die, die my darling says:
and it's no wonder it was banned.. apparently, it's highly toxic
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
(Y)
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
:D
Flami: die, die my darling says:
says here it's flavored with wormwood..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
yeah..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
anywaze.. me off..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
must zzzzzz..
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
(but not before drinkin' a lot of water..)
Flami: die, die my darling says:
good idea.. get the fog outta yer brain ;)
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
it's me preemptive hangover reduction trick ;) )
Flami: die, die my darling says:
haha, sounds like good strategy then!
Spoz (big day passed out - brain off for repairs, please try again later..) says:
(always works wonders..)
Flami: die, die my darling says:
all good then

Stick People Becoming Extinct, not doing the Elemental Dragon quiz, quizzes on various things

Corey was telling me about someone sending him a postcard with this on it... hahaha!




I'd do the Elemental Dragon quiz, but it has a spelling error in the image. Can't edit that. :P

You scored as Drums. You are drums. You love to play loud, and to take simple things and turn them into instruments. Cello 67% Drums 67% Bassoon 58% Clarinet 58% Saxophone 50% Flute 50% Trumpet 50% French Horn 42% Violin 42% Trombone 33% What overall instrument are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Stability: Stability is your prime instinct. You
have a strong balanced soul; it belongs to
Earth. You have potential to achieve great
success in your life, so don't give up on your
beliefs for no reason.
Your Evanescence song is Field of Innocence.


What is your prime instinct?
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People are always telling me this about potential.. I don't know.

You scored as Slightly Suicidal. Warning: you need help! Check the newspaper for local therapists... and rid your house of any mirrors, razor blades, ropes, or anything that could cause your death! Seriously: get some help soon before you end up dead, or in jail, or an insane asylum. Please, for the sake of us all! Slightly Suicidal 56% As good as dead!!!! 38% Nuts!!!!!!! 38% Sane and Sober 38% On the Edge!!!!!!! 31% Are you Insane? created with QuizFarm.com

I am not THAT bad! o_O

You scored as Aquarius. You get along best with the sign of Aquarius. Although Aquarians can seem to be very odd or over-opinionated, they are good / generous people. They are the humanitarians of the zodiac; they always put others in the place of themselves. Aquarians usually have a strong sense of individuality, and likewise, can be very eccentric. They usually have many friends because they are very easy to get along with... although at times, Aquarians can be withdrawn and introverted when they choose to be. Aquarius 70% Pisces 65% Taurus 60% Libra 60% Aries 55% Scorpio 55% Leo 55% Sagittarius 50% Gemini 50% Cancer 50% Capricorn 45% Virgo 45% What sign of the Zodiac are you meant for? created with QuizFarm.com

*thud* Maybe...

Bizarre News / Stats / Driver Rant / Music's Bad Boys / Beer / Quizzes

Bizarre News... in case you're wondering why I'm so weird. :P

Rant for Jasmine on asshole drivers with no regard for pedestrians:

I don't know what it is with certain drivers who think that they own the road, and can drive like a bat out of hell. I'd like to think that the majority of drivers watch out for hazards on the road, pedestrians, animals, and all of that. But sometimes, I'm not so sure. Take the time when I was crossing the street on MY GREEN LIGHT and almost got killed! There was this motorist in a white car who apparently couldn't wait an extra few seconds for me to get out of his way before he made a turn. Yes, I know I walk more slowly than others... but the dipwad almost ran me over, and didn't care about it! It wasn't a case of how I should've been more careful, either. I did look both ways before crossing, you know.

I swear, the drivers who don't look before proceeding on their merry way should be forced to take some sort of remedial training, and have their license revoked after another offense. Now, if you cross in the middle of a busy street when there's a crosswalk 10 feet away, that's your own fault. (even if you want to catch a bus) Yeah, I've done this before WHEN THE STREET WASN'T BUSY AS HELL! Sure, you have to learn to pick and choose your time to do this... but combine that with drivers who don't care about others on the road (especially all the legitimate pedestrians), and you have a lethal combination!

Certain drivers seem to have NO regard for pedestrians, children, animals, or obstructions on the road! I've seen them change lanes very quickly, seemingly without regard for the fact that there are a zillion other CARS on the road and IN THEIR WAY! Come to think of it, perhaps it's like a little game to them... "If I dodge this many cars in my way, I'll be at my destination two seconds sooner... it's all about shaving the time off my commute, baby!" Driving is NOT a GAME. You should learn to be more careful... it won't really kill you to wait an extra few seconds for someone to cross the road / get out of your way before you turn! (and if you have a medical emergency, I'd hope you don't choose the busiest roads to get to the hospital or wherever it is you're going!)

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Note: If you were an LJ Pirate! Memegen by TheHalveric.


20 Baddest Boys in Music

LISTED is a program on MuchMoreMusic here, and they do these lists of "The worst or the best."

As of Jan. 30, the Baddest Boys In Music are:

20: Billy Idol. (Rock)
19: Rick James (Funk) (Deceased)
18: Robbie Williams (Take That) (British Pop)
17: Jerry Lee Lewis (50's / 60's Rock)
16: David Lee Roth (Former lead singer for Van Halen) (Hard Rock)
15: Kid Rock (Rock-Rap)
14: Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) (Alternative)
13: Bobby Brown (Soul / HipHop)
12: Iggy Pop (Punk)
11: Ozzy Osbourne (Metal)
10: Snoop Dogg (Gangsta Rap)
9: Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) (Punk)
8: Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) (Rock, the way he's always been)
7: Axel Rose (Guns N Roses) (Hard Rock........ don't know if GNR is really Metal)
6: Jim Morrison (Doors) (Rock) (Deceased)
5: Liam Gallagher (Oasis) (Punk / Grunge / Alternative)
4: 50 Cent (Rap.. considered Gangsta Rap)
3: Gene Simmons (KISS) (Hard Rock)
2: Eminem (Rap)


and #1 on their list:

Tommy Lee (Mötley Crüe)

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The Beer Bill of Rights

Jeff Jankowski, Ron Sperber, Jim "Jimcat" Kasprzak

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law disrespecting an establishment of beer, or prohibiting the free consumption thereof; or abridging the freedom of bar service, or of brewing; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the bartender for a round of beers.

Amendment II
A well-stocked bar being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to brew and consume beer shall not be infringed.

Amendment III
No beer shall, in time of heat be quartered in any house without refrigeration, nor in time of cold, except in a manner prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their beer, bottles, glasses, and brewing effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no last calls shall be issued, but upon the proper time, that is supported by the clock, and particularly offering the bar patrons the opportunity to purchase and consume one more beer before closing.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to consume a second-rate, or otherwise infamous beer, unless on presentment or indictment of a large bar bill, except in cases arising in block parties or backyard barbecues, or at a fraternity house, when in actual celebration in time of holidays or sporting events; nor shall any person subject for the same bar bill to be twice put in jeopardy of cash or credit; nor shall be compelled in any drinking establishment to purchase beer for anyone other than himself; nor be deprived of beer without due process of law; nor shall private stocks of beer be taken for public consumption without just compensation.

Amendment VI
In all drinking establishments, the patron shall enjoy the right to speedy and courteous service, by a qualified bartender of the establishment wherein the beer shall have been ordered, which establishment shall have been previously licensed by law, and to be informed of the nature and price of the beer; to be presented with the bar tab against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining the beer which was ordered, and to have the able assistance of the bartender for service.

Amendment VII
In bills at drinking establishments, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of service shall be preserved, and no tab presented by a bartender shall be otherwise re-examined in any of the drinking establishments in the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
Excessive drinking shall not be required, nor excessive prices imposed, nor cruel and unusual beers inflicted.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain beers, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others consumed by the people.

Amendment X
The beers not supplied to the bars by mass marketing, nor brewed in microbreweries, are reserved to the brewpubs respectively, or to the people.

The Beer Bill of Rights

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After all that, I'm now off to talk to my best friend Yazmine on the phone. (she's actually home, after all) Later, kiddies! :D

IrfanView, nosiness, and Swiss Chalet gift cards

Did a lot of stuff with music files tonight... finally figured out how to save things that people (Tim) send me via email. I thought that I could just download the file and save it to the desktop to play it. Turns out I have to click the "Download File" link, set it to play in a media player, then save the temp file (closing IrfanView first) to another folder. Whew, that can be confusing!

Also talked to my sister tonight... she finally got her Ontario drivers license. She still won't tell me where she got her Palm Pilot a few years ago, because I'm "nosy".. well, so is SHE! :P

At least she came up with a suggestion for her birthday gift that didn't involve money directly... you know, cash or a check. I don't trust my mother with either of those, but then that's the way things are. Steph wants one of these gift cards, preferably the Swiss Chalet or Jack Astor's one. (with Milestones included!) The last time I went to a Swiss Chalet was in November 2003 with Eric, Brian, and Sean... that was hilarious! She last went in December, since they have lots of them over there. The kid also wants me to put at least $30-$50 ($100?) on it, since she's a starving student and all. We shall see if I find them at the store next week, first!

Also, I hope Eric M. comes online tomorrow after work so we can make Friday plans. Was hoping for that tonight, but no dice. Oh well. We've usually managed to cobble together something so far. ;)

Inner nerd name, secret love, Abs / Immie / Bex, and more!

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Pinkton "Pimpdaddy" Smith

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What's your secret love?

Men

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Is that really a SECRET?!

You are Immie!

You are going to be a hippy teacher living on a canal boat in Scotland! You love Karl Marx a little too much, but also love Law [even though he is lame]. You like lots and lots of music, but not Katie Melua who SUCKS. Sometimes you don't like pictures. But hats always look gorgeous on you!!!

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You will die from a strong overdose of drugs

You will one day try a new drug that is a mix of cocaine, crack, marijuana, and heroin. You'll pour alcohol over it to make it flammable. It will stop your heart, and you'll have a strange look on your face that is a mix of happy laughing / sad shakiness / very wide eyes.

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HAHAHAHA! NICE! (except not really...)

40% Maybe you need to see a relationship counselor!

You guys seem to be in a rut! Right now, you both need to make the choice to stay together and work things out. Or end it now and break up, cause your relationship seems to be holding on by a thread! If there is no trust, honesty, or feelings... there is no relationship! Now the choice is up to you!

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Yeah, this certainly tells me a lot about me and Stephen... *grumbly sigh*

How Are You Gonna Die?

You will drown in a washing machine.

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How will you die?

HEY! LET'S GO SKY DIVING! WHEEEEE! *SPLAT*

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What kind of Myspace are you

You don't have Myspace (yeah right)

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what kind of person are you

a dinosaur freak

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I hate people on this dang website... why?

Because they cuss or they talk about sexism and all the stuff I hate. And I'm a Christian, so no more quizzes from me... bye!

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what is your freakin' sweet nickname

the tank

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What kind of color are you?

Purple - Funny, loving, outgoing!

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Yay! I like purple anyhow! :D

How hot are you?

Sexy

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you are a....

You're a beautiful outgoing person who is attractive and loves to do new things. You don't really have bad days unless you're sick or not feeling too good. Even if you don't wear makeup, you are still pretty without it. You're the type of girl all the guys want, and a dream girl! You're just all the way GORGEOUS!! :]

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HAHA, yeah right!

You are 50% hott!

You're an average person! Guys / girls see you as an average good-looking person. :]

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Yay for South Park images! :)

51 to 100

Corey Higman Matt Hill Jamie Teague Preston Shirley Sam Peterson

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What's your emo army name?

The Used Razorblades

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What will your last words be?

I guess playing with fire wasn't such a good idea!

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What were you in a former life?

You were a white blood cell in George Washington's body.

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what superhero are you?

Batman

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What Superhero are you?

Green Goblin (okay, you aren't a hero at all... you are really, really bad!!!)

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You're a thong!

You're a party girl or guy! You're sexy and beautiful, and you know it!

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Ur so Fat

Your friends think you're the fattest person alive

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EIGHT!

You're kind of crazy. You love kids a little too much, and you're going to be a parent of eight. Your house will be completely chaos all of the time! HAVE FUN!

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You are 45% bitchy!

You're not bitchy at all, but you can have your moments.

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Which food are you most like?

Chocolate-covered shrimp

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Where will you get married?

Cambodia

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Makes me think of the Dead Kennedys song Holiday in Cambodia...

Ahhh.... Don't feel bad

Congratulations! ..... Hopefully, You Learned Something :)

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How Good are You in Bed?

=)

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100%

See... look at you! Now, you are pretty damn sexy! But not nearly as amazing as Alex, so yeah... don't get too excited!!!

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Stormy Daniels

haha... wow, yummy

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You're Sugary and Sweet!

You're really nice, and you taste REALLY good! People like you a lot, but if they eat too much of you they'll get sick.

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You Will End Up With A Gamer

They may be the nerdiest, but these people are the smartest and they really know how to enjoy life.. although they may never leave the basement to do so. Regardless, you can spend most of your time with them and never be bored!

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You hate the world

You should be ashamed

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Hmm. Let's see the other result on this one...

You are w-a-y too happy

You're w-a-y too happy, but that's nothing to be ashamed of! :D

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Your boyfriend / girlfriend is not really crazy.

Perhaps you are the one that is crazy. If you find yourself talking to yourself often, maybe you should ask them to take this quiz.

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what you should say in the bedroom

Softer.. softer

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Who will you be murdered by?

The neighbors' parakeet.

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What panties should you buy?

A G-string would work well on you.

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You should listen to Showbread!

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Find out your hippie name! (for the gals)

Rainshower Beauty

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Are you a Siamese Triplet?

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how gorgeous are you?

you get escorted out of shops because you scare the customers

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Meh, sod off!

what's the name of the person you will marry?

Devin

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You Are Not A Skank!

You have a decent head on your shoulders, and very high morals. I would be friends with you... and I am quite picky. Keep being the kind and decent person that you are, and the world will love you!

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are you gay?

no

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WELL DONE!

WELL DONE! You are just like me! (Actually, that's probably not a good thing... so sort yourself out! Yeah, mate!)

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14% You Aren't So Dramatic, But You Have Potential!

It seems you are pretty level-headed, and tend to seek attention for being a good person and doing good deeds! However, you do show potential to become more dramatic if you let life get the best of you.

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ANIMAL MONG!

Erm, go to the vet's and pick up one of the millions of leaflets and get some nerd glasses. Then READ, READ, READ.

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You are 66% mad!

OMG, YOU'RE WELL MAD! YOU'RE MAD ENOUGH TO MAKE OUT WITH A DUSTBIIIIINNNNN! GO, MAD PEOPLE! WOOT!

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Missing someone / Groom of the Stool / Rock Genre, Emo Band, Year, Crazy Quiz

Remnants of Holiday Mail: I got a Russian postcard from Katya last week, and an English "random waffling snail mail" letter from Ann at the University of London yesterday. Very awesome! :D


Note: LJ Valentines Day to Remember blogquiz, by Larinzia.


If you're really missing someone right now,
and you can't stop thinking about them,
and you want to be with them more than they know,
re-post this in your journal...

(the person is NOT who you're thinking of, either! :P)



In the court of King Henry VIII, the Groom of the Stool was given the job of cleaning the royal posterior with his hand. The Groom of the Stool was both a highly respected and coveted position. For security reasons, only a highly trusted courtier would be chosen. The position was coveted because of the influence he might have with the king, daily having the opportunity to be alone with His Majesty.

From The History of Toilet Paper.



Grunge! You're all about the music and would even
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your roots... You reached your high in the
early '90s, but you're still making some good
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You scored as Alexisonfire. You love to scream. There is nothing better in the world. Okay, for all of you people who think they're emo, but have no clue why I did the whole TBS and Brand New hate thing: It was because of the feud between Jessy Lacey (Brand New), Adam Lazarra (TBS), and John Nolan (Straylight Run). Alexisonfire 80% Coheed and Cambria 65% Straylight Run 60% From Autumn to Ashes 55% Dashboard Confessional 55% Thursday 50% My Chemical Romance 50% Fear Before the March of Flames 50% Dead Poetic 50% Brand New 45% Bright Eyes 45% Senses Fail 40% Saves the Day 40% Jawbreaker 35% Which Emo Band Best Fits Your Personality? created with QuizFarm.com

HAHAHAHA... somehow, I'm not surprised!

You Belong in 1969

1969 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun-loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you, anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

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A Burning Burgundy Buttercup
Omigawd! I survived the biggest, wildest quiz on the internet! I thought it would never end! Now I am posting this Tongue-Twisting result to dare you to take it. Can you survive it?

This quiz should really have had multiple choices enabled for most of the questions!

Reminds me of what my friend Denise and Brian's sister Julie said about vending machines at Summer Conference 2000: "Too many choices... I can't decide!" Then Brian told me: "Just choose FOR her!" *laugh*

Funny Things Said During Lovemaking / Intimate Moments, 5000-Comment Fest Finally Done, KISS quiz

I needed a laugh earlier today.... This RQ post reminds me of this Straight Dope thread.

Corey says that Something Awful has really good threads about stuff like that once in a while... and it's a lot funnier. So I told him to send them my way if he ever finds one, hahaha!

(no, I do NOT have a perverted mind! :P)

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The 5000-Comment Fest in my LJ is finally done, after being up since last May! Phew!

Farrah and I are truly insane, but it can be done! :D

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My friend Steve might be interested in this quiz. ;)

You scored as Gene Simmons. GENE SIMMONS!! You are a blood-sucking pyro with wings. With an axe guitar, the stage is your home. You sleep with as many girls as possible. Gene Simmons 67% Peter Criss 67% Ace Frehley 58% Paul Stanley 54% Which member of KISS are you? created with QuizFarm.com

What stereotype are you? Goth You guys are pretty cool. You're just as cool as Emo, but a little more dark and a little less Harry Potter!!! I love you guys!!

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Snake meat soup, beef brisket noodles with various innards, and my evil plans to conquer the world

Just got back from clearing my head, and now I feel a fair bit better about recent events! :D

Went for lunch with my parents at the Public Market: we went to the same place we did in January 2004. (Leung Kee, which specializes in homemade beef tripe and snake meat soup) Had some snake soup, plus some beef brisket noodles with tendon / stomach / lung / spleen. Also had some orange bubble tea for dessert. My mom also gave me some potstickers for later... that should be good stuff. *thumbsup*


I just got some spam from the Malena Mgt. Group: "Let Your House Pay Your Bills." As soon as I saw that, I thought of my friend Laura's sister. (who has the name Malena)

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Thanks for this one, Claudia! :D

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge


Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


Devise Your Own Evil Plan!