Vanessa's trip to Hong Kong / children's songs / updating Darren / the big red button / final place

Went to Awana and talked to Jackie about stuff. Vanessa also told me about her trip to Hong Kong last week: things are expensive there, and a week isn't nearly long enough to see everything! I listened to a lot of children's songs on the way to and from church. Certainly takes me back to the days of childhood!

Examples:

* My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
* I Am A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N
* It's Me, Standing In The Need of Prayer
* Where Is Thumbkin?
* Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes


Now I'm home, and updating Darren on things. Must cogitate and process.

Oh yes, and I must also respond to Dom tonight. I have time.

THE RED BUTTON... DO NOT PRESS!

My final destination... by doctorocd
name
Current occupation	starving artistoutspoken homosexual (yes, this is an occupation)student, kind ofunemployed and worthlessstalker or slut
What belief system do you follow?	Bible beater... Protestant friendlyMom's a Catholic, Dad's a Catholic, I'm a CatholicA big fucking JewThere is no God, you brainwashed assesAn Asian religion... Hindu, Shinto, Buddhist...
Best concert	Ani DiFranco... before she was depressedthe Dead or Phish... (the afterparty, of course)Tool or APCOne of the Bens (Ben Harper, Ben Jelen, Ben Folds)the Beach Boys
Which are you more apt to say?	Fuckin' A!BLASPHEMYGet your shit together, asshat.Ya feel me?I swear I wasn't speeding, officer...
Do goths go to heaven?	fuck, nofuck, yespurgatory for the bastards
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Sandi Patti and me at Disneyland? Cool. :D

Keys to my Heart / mango pudding and ideas / Potty train your cat!

I bugged my sister over MSN earlier while eating the last of the mango pudding; she's coming home tomorrow! It's now time to catch up on my email comments. Some of them are from a couple days ago! I should be done with it before I leave today. Oh, and I have ideas despite my feelings... I don't think they'll go over that well. o_O

From SPOZ's RANT: Potty Train Your Cat! o_O

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Debit card, Rolling Stones / Zen Priest books, Denny's reflections, much-needed time with friends

Note to self: Find debit card. Hopefully, it's in your room. :P


After going to the library to check my email, I went to Chapters. I saw According to the Rolling Stones on sale from $60 to $14.99! The music geek in me just couldn't resist that one, heh heh. I got a logic puzzle book for my sister's graduation gift (I'm also buying her a steak meal, so I'm not THAT cheap! :P), plus a cute graduation card with "Keep your tassel in case you don't get a job... you can use it in your new career as an exotic dancer!" written on it. Browsing the bargain books, I found The Wild, White Goose: The Diary of a Female Zen Priest and decided to buy that too. That choice was probably half-influenced by my watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again yesterday, and half-influenced by my desire to learn more about other religions. (bet you didn't think I had that in me, did ya? :P)

Later, I went to Denny's for dinner. The Mini Burgers dish (six mini cheeseburgers with hash browns) is so not worth the $8.29 price! At least I got my money's worth on the iced tea, as I had four cups' worth of it. I noticed "fried chicken strips salad" as a menu item: I think that one of these things cancels out the healthiness value of the other!

Got to church an hour late, due to just missing a Broadway to Boundary bus... they don't come that often now, which is pretty bad considering that #9 Broadway Station buses are redundant with the 99 B-Line in service. Since I decided not to wander into my Fellowship program an hour late (and since I *had* told Eric that I'd be there for him to give me a ride home), I hung out in the church kitchen instead. I talked to people on the phone, said hi to Jackie and Chung Yan, and asked Vanessa how the Da Vinci Code was: very entertaining, she says. I'll have to borrow that from Michael myself later on... which reminds me, I still have yet to add him and Stanley to my MSN list. Phil asked me about the new Rolling Stones book: I'll let him borrow it when I eventually finish.

When Eric's group showed signs of being done, I wandered out to the church basement where Jackie and Vanessa were playing piano / singing with Eric. I told Erin, Sheena, Chalaine, Janette, Daniel, Nathan, Eric, Silvester, and Margaret about my week. A bunch of them are REALLY excited that my sister's coming back on Sunday, and so am I. (hyper!) I gave Tracy a couple of cards that I'd been saving for her, and asked Emily how her sister Chrystal was doing in Korea: she's pretty busy teaching kids! Silvester mentioned his birthday to me, and remarked that he was scared of Erin dispensing pills in the pharmacy! Cindy asked where Danielle was: she was celebrating her birthday tonight. I heard good stories about the camp: they had nice weather for it, while it was rainy over here. Melia asked if I remembered the story that Anita told last week for Awana: I wasn't there because of my aunt, so I wouldn't know! Too bad that I didn't see Christon... perhaps on Sunday!

On the way home, Eric asked me about my week. Then he tried making me feel better by singing various nonsense songs and videogame themes, like the one from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. When he tried singing some Van Halen song, I commented that it reminded me of the Star Wars Imperial Death March for some reason... so of course he started singing that. Then he asked me how low I could sing: not as low as you, but I can try! He then broke out his Homestar Runner character imitations: he knows I love those, hahaha. The poor boy's recovering from a cold: he joked to me that I'd gotten Ebola from him, to which I commented that we could die together. His response: "But I'm recovering already!" He amuses me, the sweetheart. No, of course I don't mind him! :D

At least I know what someone's phone number shows up as on his Caller ID... handy for future reference, haha. He tried using Big Sugar's Butterball (La Bombe) as inspiration for my MSN name... I don't THINK so! :P I was about to go with the song that was in my head this morning (Crown Him With Many Crowns), but then Eric said "rabble dabble doo" and that won out over religious hymns. Maybe next time!

P.S. Thank goodness for a friend's concern! I need it, badly.

Guilt and tombstones / Lots of email and ruminations / Quizzes

Update from library: Guilt is written upon my features as surely as if it were engraved on a tombstone. WHY did I do this, and what am I to do with myself? I must email Corey, and look forward to seeing all my true friends tonight. They'll get me through this trying time!


213 email messages in my inbox, 30 journal comments.

I am NOT a comment fiend whore, as SOME people like to say. :P

I'm not sure "crack monkey fiend" makes it as a pet name. :P

Had fun this morning, and will have more tonight. :D


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What X-Files character are you?

Fox Mulder
You are torn between many things in your life, from the search for the Truth, to knowing that you have the chance to take some power if you want it, to living your life like a normal person... you are an idealist, but you don't really want to listen to other opinions. You are one of the people that, if possible, will stand in the way of injustice..

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* Alex Krycek (You scored 0)
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* Mr. X (You scored 2)


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Which "Marmalade Boy" character are you?

Koishikawa Miki
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* Akizuki Meiko (You scored 0)
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* Tsuchiya Kei (You scored 0)
* Sakuma Suzu (You scored 1)


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WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Average Christian
You're not going to become a minister anytime soon, but you do your best to live your life in a Christian way. This means that although you probably don't attend church every Sunday, you do your best to follow the Ten Commandments, help the needy and generally be an all around good person. Who needs to follow the entire Bible anyways? It was written ages ago, and Christ transmuted it by giving his life.

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* True Christian (You scored 1)
* Modern Satanist (You scored 0)
* Theistic / Traditional Satanist (You scored 0)
* Luciferian (You scored 0)
* Devil Worshipper (You scored 0)
* Atheist (You scored 0)
* Agnostic (You scored 0)
* New Age / Wiccan (You scored 0)
* Pagan / Occultist (You scored 0)
* Discordian (You scored 1)


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Do Squirrels have an evil plot out to get you?

no, you're safe ::whee::
Luckily, you were not the chosen few to follow squirrels or to be attacked by them!

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* Hell, yes.. RUNNN (You scored 0)


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Who is your celeb soulmate?

Clay Aiken
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* Ashton Kutcher (You scored 0)
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* Chad Michael Murray (You scored 0)
* Nick Lachey (You scored 0)


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what metal band are you? (this quiz has better metal bands)

the Black Dahlia Murder
The Black Dahlia Murder is a death metal band that has a lot of good qualities, but about half as many bad. They also know how to have fun... so you probably need to change something, but still stay the same.

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* the Black Dahlia Murder (You scored 2)
* Static-X (You scored 0)
* Slayer (You scored 1)
* Korn (You scored 0)
* Judas Priest (You scored 1)
* Murderdolls (You scored 1)
* Rob Zombie (You scored 0)
* Himsa (You scored 1)
* Iron Maiden (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
how do you feel about your life?

you just wanna die
You want to die, you don't want to live your life a lie, you need to go leave strong, your life has been too long. You really want to kill yourself, so why haven't you? I guess you're like me... maybe you want help and there's a deadline like a specific day that you want to die?

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* you just wanna die (You scored 1)
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* you are unsociable (You scored 0)
* you are confused (You scored 1)
* you are angry (You scored 1)
* you hate your family (You scored 1)
* ... (You scored 0)


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Will you fall for my charm?

Whoa! You think WHAT about me?! You must love me!
hehe... well, never too much love for me, I guess

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* AWWW... most girls feel that way about me, haha... (You scored 1)


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what are you

human
you're weak, scared, and like killing things weaker than you (which is very rare) for sport... and always lose wars, but like being there to see.

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* elf (You scored 1)
* dwarf (You scored 0)
* human (You scored 2)
* orc (You scored 0)
* goblin (You scored 1)

Coquitlam mall and movies / Royalty Quiz

I hung out with a friend today: we watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. We also went to see the Coquitlam mall, and had a meal at Ricky's. It was certainly lots of fun, and I look forward to the next time! Now, I have to call Eric to tell him something.


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should you be royalty?? (girls only)

Yeah! Princess, baby!
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Seafood soup and Erik / Mexican Name Generator

Breakfast today: seafood soup because I'm evil like that. Mwahahahaha!

This reminds me of Cindy saying that Dianne and Dave were evil because they ate ha-gow in front of her at a dim sum place. (she's allergic to shrimp) I'm not normally this evil, but I might as well do it at least once. We'll see what Pho dinner holds, at any rate.

I'm finally talking to Erik too. :D

Your Mexican Name Is...

Doña Geavonna

What's your Mexican Name?

Candy calling me, assorted quizzes

Candy called me earlier briefly, and it was good. She said that her husband George had screwed up his knee getting out of a dump truck... not good! Then she brought up a cool forum member (SCARECROW), and said that she'd initially thought that I wouldn't get along with him because of his Texas liberal opinions. But he's cool enough, and likes me as well. She's surprised we get along, even if he does speak his mind on certain issues. I'm not the one with a problem... Alyssa is, since she complained to Steve and Carol that he wasn't Christian. Whatever! You can't expect everyone to be of the same religion as you are! If I did have a problem with him, I'd go to Candy about it for sure... but I don't. Lots of hidden forum drama, since Candy thinks Alyssa has a stick up you-know-where about such things.

She said that she'd mix me a CD of gothic stuff, Christian rock, Nine Inch Nails' new one (once she downloads With Teeth from somewhere), Slayer, and perhaps some other stuff too. When I told her about my aunt Janis' reaction to the music I was playing a few days ago, she thought that was absolutely hilarious! I "accidentally" exposed Janis to GWAR and the Lords of Acid on her last night here, hehe. Candy's mom doesn't enjoy the stuff she does, but doesn't say a thing about it other than a request not to play it around her. In fact, her mom wanted to meet me in person since she's heard from Candy about how cool she thinks I am. But due to my parents' reactions on the Toronto family vacation, we didn't get to meet. Too bad, since we both really wanted to bond there!

We also discussed timezones, since she's three hours ahead of me. She's been wanting to call me for some time, but I have an odd schedule. Converting 12:45 AM to her time of 3:45 AM = not the best phone time, haha. She has to do remote sponsoring for non-existent products on the weekend for a radio station her family's a part of. It's a way for her to spend time with them since they're in Wisconsin. At any rate, she just wanted to see how I was doing, since she loves and misses me. She also mentioned a cast iron frying pan... no, she's not going to use it on me. Maybe on George... o_O

It was good talking to her! :D


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What are you... punk, preppy, gangsta...

Punk / goth
You are one sick person... you'll pretty much get along with anyone, and you aren't afraid of shit

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* Poser (You scored 1)
* Preppy (You scored 1)
* Gangsta (You scored 0)
* Surfer / Laid-back (You scored 0)
* Nerd (You scored 0)


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Which Columbus Crew Player are you?

Kyle Martino
You are Kyle Martino! You are a young soul who digs good music and sometimes forgets to shave.

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What part of the marching band are YOU???

Flute or Clarinet
You are nice and sweet, have pretty good posture, but have HIGH self-esteem. Don't let it get too high, though. You are a little bit lazy... sorry! All in all, you are okay. Grab a flute or clarinet and join the band.

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* Pit (Xylophone) (You scored 2)

The Shop Teacher You're 50% career-driven and 20% ambitious. In addition, you play 55% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 62% of the time!

You don't have a lot of ambition. You don't want a fancy, high-profile job that you can brag about. You can't always rely on your sparkling social skills to get you through your day, and you don't want a job that relies on highly specialized skills. What you do need is attention. You need people to listen to you. You need to know that what you say will make a difference to someone. In other words, you need to be the big fish in the small pond. You could go for something bigger, something better. There's plenty of opportunity out there, but that's way too much work for you. You don't want a job that's a constant challenge; you need a job where you simply do your job. Eight to five, maybe a lunch break. People may ask what do you do at the end of the day. They may wonder what you do when you go home from work. That's your business, not theirs. Now sit back down or you're going to the principal's office... Can't handle power tools? It's okay, they're not for everyone. Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options: As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 16% on personability You scored higher than 58% on limelight You scored higher than 30% on career-driven You scored higher than 0% on ambition

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You scored 46% Potty mouth!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 15% on potty mouth

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Erin Go Something... You scored 72% knowledge!

You have a good idea where Ireland is on a map, and you have my permission to add an O' or a Mc to your last name. Remember, everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on knowledge

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Hmm... adding an O' or Mc to my last name? Hahaha!
(O'Ng or McNg.... hahahahaha!)

The Smell of Cigar You got a 57%, genius, and your patience has been quantified as 78%.

You got close enough to smell the pungent, pleasing aroma of the cigar, but not close enough. Sorry pal, no cigar this time. But you get a nice consolation prize of the knowledge that this test CANNOT be passed. You are merely a part of the natural process of the cosmos; allow this actualization to lead to maturation, as you discover your place in this great circle of life.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on pass points You scored higher than 5% on patience

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Didactic You aggregate 56 prolix points!

Inclined to teach or lecture others too much. You are the master of belles lettres, but calamitously that isn't a compliment. Your tautologous garrulity impresses and aggravates, but no new knowledge escapes the adytum of your mind. Cool it, Kant. Simply speaking intelligentsia will only alienate you even more.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 98% on prolix points

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Looney! You scored 80 Sanity!

Don't worry, we've padded your walls so that you can't hurt yourself.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on Sanity

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The Rock Dude Rock on! You scored 80!

You officially rock. You know your stuff. You walk the walk and talk the talk. You most likely make fun of pop queens, alternateens, and pseudo-punks. Bite some chicken heads, and you will become a rock god. If chicken ain't your thing, then you will probably become godly in time.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on Rockability

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Cheater! Huzzah! You've finished with the nifty score of 71%!

I don't like anyone this much! So this is probably the 15th time you've taken the test. Admit it. And while I find it flattering that you think so highly of me that you want to be my friend THAT badly, your persistence is a bit frightening. Well, I suppose that can be tolerated. Congratulations, no-life!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 77% on tolerons

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You're 85% Surname Savvy!

The higher the percentage score you receive, the more knowledgeable you are about world surname origins. If your score is below 25%, you may like to consider taking a more active interest in other cultures and geography in general. ;) If you get above 75%, you're either extremely lucky or a professional surname etymologist. :D

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on Knowledge

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Brain Steak Brain of you contains 160 points Flavitude!

For those braineating dates out there-- this brain makes a heart-stopping steak.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Flavitude

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The Well Aware You scored 60% and 60 beat!

Yes, you are a smart one when it comes to the indie music scene. I'm sure you have every shirt to prove it. Every concert ticket stub. But one thing is for certain, the true indie fan is one of subtle ways. Don't flaunt your knowledge too much. Indie musicians are low key, low maintenance, and poorly paid. Their songs are great as they are, simple and honest. So chill out a bit. Oh, and explore your horizons (and labels) a bit more. There is a whole lot more out there beyond Saddlecreek... really, there is. Just look it up on the Internet.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on beat

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Interesting You scored 75% chatability! You might want to message me.

You are far enough advanced to intrigue me. Drop me a message and we'll see where it goes.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on chatability

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Way Too Good Wowsa! You scored 78%!

Woah. Your feet don't even touch the ground, do they? I'm trying to think of funny things to say, but frankly, I'm pretty intimidated right now. Jesus.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on superiority

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finally... you finished and you're 56% bored

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on bored

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Lightbulb fixed, BRAINDEAD, Dominic, anticipation, book sentences, quizzes

I got my front hall lightbulb changed for me at 3:30, without it being the tenant's responsibility. The management doesn't do this for very many people, but they say I'm so nice and I live in the assistant manager Kelly's building. Heh, being nice pays off sometimes. ;)

I'm finally half-watching Braindead... Corey will be glad. :D

At least I talked to Dominic for a while today, hehe. ;)

I keep thinking very good things about tomorrow and Friday, too. ;)


Note: LJ as an anime / LJ war / excellent LJ minions / LJ in 20 years / what my LJ friends are hiding / why my LJ friends want to kill me / my LJ apartment / LJ alien abduction / LJ in five years / LJ fairytale blogquizzes. (by Elizabeth, Heather, Charlotte, Aubrey, Kate, Ant, and Fiona)


Book Meme

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence (The Crimson Petal and the White)
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty (Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live, as Told By Its Stars, Writers and Guests)
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred (The Assassin's Cloak: An Anthology of the World's Greatest Diarists)
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty (Somebodies and Nobodies: Overcoming the Abuse of Rank)
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book (The Road to Reality: Coming Home to Jesus from an Unreal World)
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.

Watch your step. Or perhaps shove a couple of cherry bombs up its ass, light them, and hope for the best. I shall not dine on a roasted tongue and udder again anytime soon. Their insistence on the prerogatives of rank can blind them to instances of its misuse. Don't give up.

I am: 39% Republican.

"You're probably one of those Chicken-Littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on."

Are You A Republican?

You scored as The Lady. You're prim. You're proper. You don't even know what half the things on this quiz are. Now sit back, drink a laudanum cordial, and wait for some nice man to marry you. Possibly a baron. The Lady 50% A Tramp 46% The Cad 42% The Artiste 38% Which Victorian Stereotype are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Are You Getting Some? You have a 41% chance of getting some. Doing pretty good, better then most. Seems like you are the average Joe / Jane. Shaking your bootay might just pay off. Are You Getting Some?