Note to self: Certain lyrics sites crash the computer. Go with the ones that don't: AZ Lyrics, Astraweb, etc. This is exactly why it's taken me four hours to write this entry. (I like listening to all the songs instead of just hitting "forward," too!)
I've gotten a new Audioscrobbler plugin: this one's for Winamp, and I hope it works! Right now, it's not submitting ANY tracks! o_O
Stole this from my LJ friendsfriends page, haha. It's an endless source of amusement material, that one. :P
Reminds me of the VERY amusing 20 Random "In My Pants" Songs
meme that I did in April, hahahaha! (note to Phil: if you REALLY want to let your co-workers think you're a crazy loon, read this... I dare you! haha)
The Magic 8 Ball of Music: Randomize your music player, ask yourself the following inane questions, then hit forward and respond with the song that plays.
I had to do this with Corey's DVD... thank goodness Jon gave it back to me, else I'd have had to use random track titles on my CDs. :P
What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
GWAR, Horror of Yig
I'm a gibbering mass with boils, maggots, and a pus-sac. Yikes.
Will I have a happy life?
GWAR, Sick of You
Apparently not, since I'll really suck while stinking up the joint...
What do my friends really think of me?
the Pixies, Where Is My Mind?
You people think my head has collapsed and there's no mind in it to speak of?! Well, I guess that confirms my worst fears then!
Do people secretly lust after me?
the Genitorturers, Procession
Hmm... I'll take that as a dubious yes. Dying people's whims / fears, and breathing of the wicked while my flesh sighs? I dunno about that....
How can I make myself happy?
KMFDM, Attak / Reload
By being around pure adrenaline emergencies, apparently.
What should I do with my life?
the Misfits, Green Hell
I should go see the genie of death as a means to my end? Okay then....
Why must life be so full of pain?
the Lemonheads, Skulls
This explains it all... there are headless corpses, bodies, a collection of little girls' heads on the walls, and blood draining down like devil's rain.
How can I catch a leprechaun?
the Sex Pistols, (I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone
Tell it in no uncertain terms that you won't be walked all over... interesting!
Will I ever have children?
GWAR, Rock & Roll Party Town
If I go to a rock & roll party town and meet a female sex machine, I might. Although that's probably anatomically impossible, to say the least...
Will I die happy?
KMFDM: Bullets, Bombs, and Bigotry
No, it'll be in the middle of a sinful / lustful World War III.
Can you give me some advice?
Metallica, Seek and Destroy
Sounds just like what I was planning to do! Sweet!
What do you think happiness is?
Violence and limitless sex, apparently.
Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours / days?
Voodoo Glow Skulls, Insubordination
I think this means that I should speak up when I'm getting taken advantage of.
What will tomorrow be like?
Nine Inch Nails, Happiness In Slavery
Eeek. Apparently, I'll be taken into slavery and then scream all the time. o_O
What will next year be like?
White Zombie, Starface
Stars will explode and there will be a powerblast, among other things. Lovely.
Who / What will be the biggest influence in my future?
Genocidal maniacs, Caligula, and others in the Hall of Human Hatred. Hahaha.
Who will be elected president in 2008?
GWAR, Bush & Bin Laden
That will be one heck of a pair... o_O
How will I die?
Vile forms of Necros rotting my mind... somehow, that sounds fitting.
What should we have for supper tonight?
KMFDM, Stray Bullet
My worst enemy and my dearest friend. Not sure anyone I know would fit those two categories...
What will my next major purchase be?
Switchblade Symphony, Witches
I'm sure they'd charge a high price for themselves, too!
What is love?
Pere Ubu, Drinking Wine Spodyody
Drinking a lot of wine... nice.
Who will be the next person to knock on my door?
Wow! A giant T-Rex! (GWAR lives in Antarctica and found a frozen dinosaur egg there.... and they shot it full of crack because they were too impatient to wait for it to hatch)
What should I do this weekend?
GWAR, Abyss of Woe
Guess I'm going to be crucified in the Abyss of Woe for torment and sin's pleasure...
Where will I live in the future?
In the middle of a lava-spewing volcano.. just the fiery death I envisioned for myself...
Why am I here?
Bad Brains, Right Brigade
To perceive what I want while you leave it behind.
What is the meaning of life?
Dee Dee King, Hop Around
To hop around all day? Sounds good to me!
Where's the beef?
Type O Negative, Love You To Death
Apparently, I loved it to death... so that probably means I ate it. Beef comes from dead cows, right? ;)
Who shot JR?
the Ramones, Bop Till You Drop
People who decided to hit him until he dropped on the ground unconscious, then they shot him.
Who shot Mr. Burns?
1000 Homo DJs, Supernaut
Children who have been indoctrinated with subliminal messages. Maggie was possibly one of them.
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?
No, guess not.
WINAMP MAGIC 8 BALL
for your amusement today.. here's a cheap idea I stole from PETSTARR, who originally stole the idea from some stonerarse jesus freak by the name of FRANK PARATER, who in turn stole it from some twat called CURT JESTER, who in turn stole the idea from.. well.. um.. who the fuck knows.. um.. wot's my point here? I dunno.. fuckit.. wot do you care?
the concept is simple - load up your entire music collection in your iPOP, MP3 player, WINAMP, Windows Media Player or wot'ever the fuck.. hit shuffle.. ask a series of dumb questions, and the random song titles that then appear will provide you with all the answers you need.. got it? cool.. on with the show then..
1. HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE ME?
:: The Used - On My Own
hahahaha, yeah.. ok.. so the world sees me as a desperate shut-in loser who seriously needs a shower, shave, a haircut, some sunlight and perhaps a freaking girlfriend.. YAY ME! (hmmm, perhaps it's about time I fired my publicity agent) oh, and many thanks to WINAMP for ruining my reputation from the get go by choosing a FREAKING EMO SONG as my first pick!! fucking hell maaaan.. out've 6240 songs why did ya hafta go and chose THIS one?? sheeeeesh! ;)
2. WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
:: Interpol - Evil
OOOOOOOYEAAAAH!!! now ya talking! so.. a future of diabolical mass destruction and retarded mischief making is in the cards for me? can't freaking wait.. perhaps I'll be the next unholy scourge to western civilization.. weeeeeee! :)
3. WHAT DO MY FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF ME?
:: Black Eyed Peas - Request Line
hahahaha yup, sounds about right.. now if only 1/2 of them would lose my mobile number on the weekends I could actually get a moment's peace.. (oh, and for the record this song is from the BLACK EYED PEAS album that DOESN'T totally suck balls "BRIDGING THE GAP" released in 2000 - ie: before FERGIE fucked everyone up.. so, don't go thinking I'm listening to TOP 40 shite here.. ;)
4. WHAT DO PEOPLE SECRETLY THINK OF ME?
:: U2 - Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
um, ok.. this either means people think I'm some kinda free spirited wild-haired hippie that can't be tamed.. or.. um.. I really dont WANNA know wot the fuck this means (oh, and once again thanks to WINAMP for zeroing in on the LAMEST songs in my collection.. bastard!)
5. HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
:: DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World
yup, makes perfect sense.. for I DO like the witching hour.. and wot could be a more perfect world than a night out on the piss with some live bands and everything's kicking into a demented frenzy as midnight hits.. coz hey, when you've been going wacky 1/2 the night and 1/2 the night's still ahead of ya.. wot could be better? aaaaaah :)
6. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
:: Something For Kate - Say Something
well I DO run a website here called "SPOZ's RANT".. so far, so good..
7. WILL I EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
:: Moving Units - Submission
this either means I should just submit to my base biological imperative already and spawn a fuckload of annoying ankle-biters to populate the world.. or, IF I DO have kids, they're destined to control me and suck the life away from me.. either way I'm not all that enthused..
8. WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
:: A Perfect Circle - Pet
yup, screw having kids.. I'll just go get me a dog instead.. :)
9. HOW WILL I BE REMEMBERED?
:: D12 - Bugz 97 (Skit)
um.. ok, this is kinda abstract.. you mean to tell me I'll be remembered for being some kinda washed up DETROIT innercity gangsta from the late 90's? riiiiiight..
10. WHAT IS MY SIGNATURE DANCING SONG?
:: Prodigy - Everybody In The Place (Fairground Remix)
hahahaha.. sheeeiit.. not too bad WINAMP MAGIC 8 BALL, not bad at all! I could totally cut sick to this shit on the dancefloor.. :)
11. WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
:: Garbage - Why Don't You Come Over
that's right laaadies.. come visit the SPOZman for some reaaaal good time luvin' BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (weird they'd think of my like that tho'.. I'm not just a SEX OBJECT! I'm a REAL HUMAN BEING WITH FEEELINGS DAMMIT!! *sniff* )
12. WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
:: Tendahook - Karma Sutra
ok.. I'm sensing a trend here.. arrr fuckit.. who's game? apparently the MAGIC 8 BALL's got sex on the brain.. and it's telling me everyone thinks I'm a real demon in the sack.. so, lets go freakin' nuts yo! :)
13. WHAT SONG WILL PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
:: Prodigy - Baby's Got A Temper
hahahaha.. fuckin' nice one.. and apparently the MAGIC 8 BALL has a sense of humour too, considering the lyrics to this song contains the signature line - "THIS TIME THERE CAN BE NO FUNERAL".. guess the rumours of my death will be totally unfounded then? nifty.. always wanted to fake my own death at least ONCE in my lifetime ;)
14. WHAT TYPE OF WOMEN DO YOU LIKE?
:: Sneaker Pimps - Roll On
ok.. this is just plain confusing.. apparently I've either got a thing for chicks who have good underarm hygiene (ummmm?), chicks who give really good handjobs (say wot now?), chicks with their hair in curlers (eeeeesh!), or I dunno.. female truckdrivers (AAAAAAAAHH GET AWAAAY!!).. seriously, wot the FUCK is my MAGIC 8 BALL trying to tell me here? perhaps I broke it?
15. WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE?
:: Marilyn Manson - Wormboy
"I know I'm slipping.. I know I'm slipping.. I know I'm slipping awaaaaaay!" gee.. that good huh? that's it.. MAGIC 8 BALL, yer FIRED!!
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