101 Things Not To Say During Sex / 2005 Survey

Aww.. Dave Chin sent me a very cute Christmas email. :D (Santa playing the guitar, candles, wreaths, bells, lights, the whole bit!)

Vanessa also emailed me to ask about Justin L.'s birthday: haha, she asked the right person! :)

101 Things NOT To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time.. right? Person 2: Yeah.. today.
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think... I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a threesome) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking, you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell, or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he / she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real, or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this, please.
78. I think biting is romantic, don't you?
79. Q: You can cook too, right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen Fatal Attraction?
83. Sorry about the name tags... I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry, but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for The Enquirer.
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?


End of 2005 Survey

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? Went on a cruise ship, played board games at a Bread Garden, went to a world junior hockey championship game (still to come, but I'm going!), and certain other activities that I won't get into here.

2. Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Didn't really make any, so there aren't any to break.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Lauren, both Helens, Sophia, Maxine, Winnie... it's a baby boom, I tell ya!

4. Did anyone close to you die? Nathan's mom. :(

5. What countries did you visit? The States. Oh, so interesting... :P

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005? Someone special, a better understanding of certain situations, and maturity.

7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

Jan. 15 (finally talked to Darren on the phone!)
Feb. 14 (hanging out with Eric H. at my place for the first time!)
March 9 (the end of a complicated situation)
April 21 (the beginning of another complicated situation)
April 27 (met my Aunt Janis)
May 13 (the end of two different certain situations)
May 22 (Yazmine ending our friendship over 50 cents)
May 23-30 (the Alaska Cruise!)
June 23 (the first SLB night!)
July 3 (Nathan and Daniel's mother died suddenly)
August 3 (going to the fireworks!)
Sept. 17 (celebrating my birthday)
Sept. 23 (learned the new apartment management was evicting everyone)
Sept. 26 (Pastor Edward's ordination)
Oct. 5 (hockey season started!)
Nov. 7 (started 5000-Question Survey)
Nov. 11 (baby Ian's one-month banquet)
Dec. 26 (Melissa and Terrence get into town)
Dec. 30 (US-Switzerland junior hockey game)


8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Being able to welcome new friends instead of being all anti-social.

9. What was your biggest failure? Relationships in general. (yes, again...)

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Not really.

11. What was the best thing you bought? Not sure... probably one of my books.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Corey and Eric Ho for being there when I needed to vent about certain things.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Certain family members, Stephen, and Palmer.

14. Where did most of your money go? Food and books.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? The Alaska Cruise!

16. What song will always remind you of 2005? Too many songs out there.. let's see. Green Day's Wake Me Up When September Ends.

17. Compared to this time last year, you are:
i. happier or sadder? Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter? The same.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Spent more time with certain people who needed me.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Spent less time with people who ended up being perfidious blackguards in the end.

20. How will you be spending Christmas / Hanukah? Breakfast at church, with Erin cooking. Church / Sunday School. Lunch with Justin's grandma. Home for a bit, then out again to Dave's place for dinner.

21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2005? Going off on certain people when I wasn't feeling well.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005? Not really.

23. How many one-night stands? Zero.

24. What was your favorite TV program? HOCKEY!

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? Yes.

26. What was the best book you read? Not sure.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery? All that stuff on Corey's music DVD... Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, etc.

28. What did you want and get? A friend to be there for me.

29. What did you want and not get? Understanding from certain people, as they take certain things way too personally sometimes. :P

30. What was your favorite film of this year? Howl's Moving Castle.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? Turned 29, had lunch at Felico's with my family, hung out at Chapters, did the Awana thing, and celebrated at Red Robin's with Sheena / Chalaine / Randal / Citrus / Nathan / Danielle / Eric H. / Frances / Mel / Jeremy / Jasmine / NetDave.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? I would have loved to have met Henrik in person. Unfortunately, that didn't work out.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? I didn't have a fashion concept, at all. :P

34. What kept you sane? The unconditional love of my friends. :)

35. Which celebrity / public figure did you fancy the most? Did anyone with a sexy accent and nice eyes make the news this year? ;)

36. What political issue stirred you the most? Not really any at all....

37. Who did you miss? Chrystal in Korea, Dawn in Beijing, Vivian in France, Sean in New York, Tracy in Ohio, etc.

38. Who was the best new person you met? Chris? heh... and in real life, I don't know...

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005: People are not as they seem. Don't trust them right away.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: Can't think of one right now.

Red Robin's, carols, desserts, and bubble tea / Questions 2251-2300 of 5000

Highlights from tonight:

* Went to Red Robin's with Jon, Andrea, Chuck, Chung, Elaine, and some other dude for dinner. It was okay: I discovered that Elaine doesn't like black olives, and LOVES her niece and nephew (Olivia and Ian) a LOT. It's weird to think of her brother David playing with kids, but he apparently does it well. Jon and I had to finish Andrea's massive chicken salad for her, heh. I thought that someone should write a book attempting to describe what it was like to parent Jesus Christ from Mary and Joseph's perspectives... how DO you figure that out?!

* Had an okay time at the choir service, and thought about certain online friends of mine. I talked to Katherine briefly to say I was sorry to hear of her husband's death... he was 20 years older than she! My brother brought out Bring The Torch, Jeanette, Isabella: nice French tune! I also got a Christmas card from Vania, and gave Jason a birthday card... Andrea, Chuck, Christon, Randal, and Karen Lew also got Christmas cards. Jon told Chuck that I was known as the "(birthday) card person"... probably he's right, and it's better than "this is my sister: she reads a lot, and chews a lot of gum!" (as he memorably introduced me once to someone a couple of years ago)

* After that was over with, we all had desserts in the balcony: I played with little Joshua for a bit while talking to his parents (Tim and Maxine), then went upstairs to watch the rest of the hockey game along with everyone else. (Nathan and Steph were at the game tonight) We lost 6-5 to Calgary in a shootout, and half the people upstairs were kinda being anti-social and staring at the TV screens. There was a lot of dessert, though.. I talked to a bunch of people about their Christmas plans, the people coming into town, and the massive amounts of food / turkey we'd be eating!

* Megan, Sam, Ivan, Jon, and I met Nathan at Dragon Ball: yes, we went there twice in a week. :P The lady there asked Jon whether he'd been away again, and said it was nice to see him. (on the way there, we'd joked about her LIKING him... but she's probably twice his age, heh) They are open from 5-midnight on Christmas Day, but I think we'll be too full to even entertain the idea of going there... at least I got a stamp card (and a pudding bubble tea) from there again! (my old one went bye-bye a few years ago when someone working there told me that it was invalid or something... aiyoh!) We saw Sean there, and talked to him about New York City.. he's been sleeping ever since he got back on Monday, and is going to three Christmas services on Sunday even though he's not going to like it. Jon called Eunice and was surprised that she answered her cell AND that she was free for SLB tomorrow... he thinks that Eric H. is in as well. Re-introduced Megan to bubble tea, and then learned that her buddy bailed on her for Christmas dinner. :(

* On the way home, we listened to The Beat (urban music radio station) before deciding that "Breaking The Waves" on CBC was where it was at. (the campus radio station goes in and out too often for our taste, heh) They have some weird music on at this time of night: Ivan described it as "someone farting," haha. We joked around about a bunch of stuff: we'll figure out Sunday Richmond rides tomorrow, and Mom may be out of luck if she only wants to take one car to church since she won't want to get up early for an 8:15 breakfast at the church. (it's not my optimum cup of tea either, but I'm used to being sleep-deprived / cranky on Sundays :P)


Note: Words that define my LJ friends / what am I getting from LJ friends / what the heck my LJ friends are thinking blogquizzes. (by Lisa)


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


2251. Does a place in someone's heart make you feel more real? Who? Yeah, but I don't know who that someone would be.

2252. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart? Dead Kennedys! Haha, just kidding. Um... Josh Groban? hehe

2253. What makes you different from the rest? I'm kinda weird and will say random thoughts out loud. (learned this from Nathan, heh)

2254. Have you been up all night again? Sorta-kinda... I went to bed at 5:45 AM yesterday, and I hope I don't do that again tonight.

2255. Is party time-wasting too much fun? Of course!

2256. Why do people use anonymous comments? Because they're chickens who don't want their real name being known to you or others who read it.

What are they afraid of? Repercussions.

2257. Is every goddess a letdown? I hope not.

Is every idol a bringdown? I hope not.

2258. Is a place in the country your ideal? Not really.

2259. What does love taste like? Cotton candy, haha. I really don't know.

Does it taste the same as romance? Probably not.

How about sex? No.

2260. Have you ever courted anyone? No.
Has someone courted you? No.

2261. What do you waste? Time, money...

2262. Have you ever been to the diary punch&judy on teenopendiary.com? If yes, what do you think of it (go, it's indescribable.. she just needs... well, I don't want to tell people what they need.. but she has all this incredible potential.. like a star covered with dust that just needs a little polish)? No.

2263. Can you break on through to the other side? Nice Doors reference, but probably not.

What will you find there? No clue.

2264. As I read everyone's survey (and I do read them), do you realize how much character and humanity comes out? No.

I could just sing. Good for you.

2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself? No.

2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel? Reading.

2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die... the random firing of electrons or is it... is it... special? Special, probably.

2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life's inner meaning and your latest fling? No.

2269. Can anyone guess what band / song I am listening to right now? Not me.

2270. Can you describe in graphic detail:

your last toilet experience? Uh... just like any other except that my brother had to help me with the recalcitrant Dragon Ball washroom key... I'm not getting into any more detail than that.

your last sexual experience? I'm not going there, thanks.

or are you too EMBARRASSED to be human? Be human?! Haha, more like I have good boundaries over what I will and won't post. :P

2271. Do all the sounds of the world sound like a crazy mad perfect symphony to you? No.

2272. Is sex more about fulfilling a need or giving yourself? Giving yourself.

2273. Do you like your belly? No.

2274. Do you think more or act more? Think.

2275. Have you heard that Citigo, Sunoco, Conoco, Sinclair and BP / Phillips don't import their oil from Saudi Arabia while Texaco, Exxon, Amoco, and Shell do? No.

Does this make any difference to you? No.

2276. Have you ever gotten to the point where you really don't think it gets any better than this? Yes.

2277. When I see you sky as a kite.. try as you might, can you get that high? Nope.

2278. Do you swim in a world of magic shows? No.

2279. Do you perceive life with both your conscious and unconscious mind? Yes.

2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours: Twizzlers, mushroom burger, fries, chicken salad, cheesecake, Christmas cookies, peanut butter cookies, and a pudding bubble tea.

2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings, and tingly sensations? Yes.

2282. Can you feel the energy released by:

wood: Yes.

plants: Sure.

animals: Yup.

paintings: Uh, sure.

other people: Yes.

anything else: Depends what it is.

2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museum, what would you want to see first? Any of the weird stuff, haha.

2284. Have you ever read:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull? I think so...

Ender's Game? No.

Mennoch the Devil? No.

Lost Souls? No.

The Shining? No.

Damnation Game? No.

Pearl Harbor? No.

2285. If you had a friend who was really nervous and uptight all the time, how would you help them? I would just tell them to loosen up, and ask them what was making them this way... then try to help them with that.

What advice would you give them to chill out? Just be yourself, and take time for yourself.. no stress-induced collapsing in washrooms where you won't be discovered for eight hours!

2286. What do you think of the movie Ever After? Never seen it.

How about Never Been Kissed? Never seen it.

How about Apt Pupil? Never seen it.

2287. You've been feeding a wildcat, but it's annoying your neighbors. You can't adopt it, but you must get rid of it. Which is kinder: taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of its life, or having it put to sleep? Shelter.

2288. Shall we dance? No, since I can't.

2289. Do all people deserve their dreams? Sure, unless those dreams are of something like graphic fantasies.

2290. Are you an alien sex fiend? No.

2291. Do you listen to other people's advice? Sometimes.

2292. Do you pity Eminem? No opinion.

2293. What if free will exists because of an act of fate, and the realm of possibility is just a cover-up? That would change a lot.

2294. What is one question that hasn't been on this survey yet, but should be? I have no clue.

What do you think of this survey so far? It's still a mindless timewaster. :D

2295. Does "liberty and justice for all" mean for all Americans or all people? All people.

2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with? All people are equal, no matter what religion / creed / race / etc.

2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you? Not really.

Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing? Sure, unless I can't sleep because of the noise.

2298. Does Puff Daddy (or Piddley D, whatever he's calling himself now) get sillier each time you look at him? Haven't looked at him in years.

Has anyone told him that he PAYS those hot chicks to sit next to him in Jacuzzis? I'm sure he's figured that out by now... I hope!

2299. Do you feel likely to die of a heart attack? Yeah, probably... eep.

2300. Is any food really "safe" to eat? Nope.

Postcards galore, Terrence, and holiday quizzes

I received three Christmas cards from Sheryl (sheryll), Ana (glamourcorpse), and Charlotte (charshark) today! Sheryl included two postcards of San Antonio, while Charlotte included a bunch of postcards from her shipment of 500 that she apparently got off eBay for some ridiculously cheap price... thanks so much! :D

* Virgin and Child with Angels: Folding Ivory triptych, with traces of polychromy... from the Metropolitan Museum of Art
* the Seine and Notre Dame from Paris, France
* the Legend of the Dogwood (having to do with the Crucifixion)
* the Big Hole River and the Pinter Peaks in the distance on Highway 43 between Wise River and Wisdom, Montana
* New York City
* an "artsy" one by Anne Taintor involving those word fridge magnets: "my garden kicks ass"
* wolves
* Seattle University fountain and Christmas tree at dusk
* yellow brittlebush and saguaro cactus by Canyon Lake on the Apache Trail in Arizona (should ask Corey if he's ever been there in his travels to visit his ex, heh)


My cousin Wilson sent me a Christmas ecard, which was nice of him. I kinda forgot about the ecard option this year, but I'll certainly send him one in return! Haha, it's a game thing... grab the ornaments and hang them on the tree before the cat gets them! :D

Steph also emailed me about Terrence: she won't be in town for much of the Poo Help Doctor's appearance, since he gets here sometime in Monday evening and leaves at 4 AM on NYE. At least he's very independent and social... Jon and I won't have to worry much about him, and can bring him out to whatever we do if we wish! (it should be fairly obvious why she calls him that, haha)

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet pony 2) Eat more escargot 3) Travel to Japan 4) Study Japanese pop culture 5) Get in shape with ballet

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

Your Sexy Christmas Look Is

Stretch Velvet Corset

What's Your Sexy Christmas Look?

Syriana, Friday Five on words, Questions 2201-2250 of 5000, and quizzes

HAHAHAHAHA. Why is JACK FM playing Blackstreet's No Diggity?!

After my last post, Eric came over and fiddled around with my mom's scanner for a bit while Nathan napped on my brother's bed (from the alcohol) and Jon called Tally to make Regent plans for tomorrow. (we joked about getting married, and white people making Nathan lose interest right away) My mom was going to see Syriana (but not Harry Potter 4) with us, since she could check out George Clooney.. however, she decided not to as she was up till 4 AM yesterday due to drinking some strong espresso. Vivian and Steph went to some other party, anyhow. Jon IMDB'ed Fruit Chan while making some changes to his songs for tomorrow's carol / dessert program. Eric tried to figure out what was wrong with Jon's network connection, but eventually we all had to get going to Silvercity. (the movie coupons from Ivan and Karen proved useful to me, heh)

The movie was okay, but trying to figure out the first half kept Jon awake, and gave me a headache! (which I took Advil for when I got home at 1:20) The setting kept jumping from place to place (Spain, Virginia, the Persian Gulf, etc.), there wasn't that much in the way of character development, and there were too many characters and stories. It was about corruption in the oil industry ("it keeps us safe and warm!"), and one character tried doing the right thing... but it wasn't enough. There was also some torture scene involving fingernail-pulling... blood and explosions, ick. Next time, I hope we watch a movie that is actually artsy and doesn't try to do too much... but then, we went in with no real expectations.

On the way home, we listened to / discussed the Dead Milkmen, Crazy Frog, and Arrogant Worms.. those were great, and gave me ideas on what to download to fill up blank space on the CD burning project. No, I won't inflict Crazy Frog on my brother.. but POPCORN sounds cool, haha. I also heard that Bon's is closed on Christmas Day (because it's not a Chinese place), so Erin and Steph will be cooking breakfast at church... should be interesting, except that I hate getting up at a certain time / being TOO social. Anti-social time / downtime rocks the house. ;)


Note: What LJ friends do when they're drunk blogquiz. (by Cheezer)


Friday Five on Words

1. What word irks you every time you hear someone say it? "Like whoa."

2. What is your favorite word? "Defenestrate."

3. What does it mean? "Throw things out windows."

4. What word do you say far too often? "Aiya / Dude."

5. Name three words you think other people overuse: "Totally, cool, and nice / interesting."


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


2201. Is there a place where all your bad thoughts can settle outside of yourself? No, my bad thoughts stay resident within me. Terrible, I know.

Are you afraid they will stay and haunt you, half-happening all over again? Yes.

2202. Are there things you've never told for fear that others would turn away? Perhaps. ;)

2203. Do you:

use dental floss? Yes... but not as often as I should.

use mental floss? Sometimes.

treat yourself to a mental margarita every now and then? Uh.... if I knew what that was...

2204. The one you love says they don't love you. Do you get upset, or do you just want to do the things you both want to do? I get upset.

2205. Has someone recently pissed on your parade? No.

2206. Have you been let down by someone you love in the last 2 weeks? Yes.

2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you? Yes.

2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeds? No, not necessarily.

2209. What kind of music does it have to be to make you wanna dance? Weird upbeat music.

2210. What are you wondering? Whether I'll survive all this social time intact... I love my downtime. :P

2211. What will no one ever see you do? Pick my nose, heh.

2212. Are you quick to anger? Sorta...

Are you slow to forgive? No, not most of the time.

2213. Why is it so popular to be angry and miserable? Because we're all stressed-out.

2214. Do you need help? Yes.

2215. Why would someone want something and not try to get it? No clue.

2216. Do you take the easy way out of things? Sometimes.

2217. What makes you wanna say HELL YEA! Not sure.

2218. Would you finish this survey if it were upped to 10,000 questions? No.

2219. Would you rather dance back-to-back, or belly-to-belly? Neither.

2220. What is your "security blanket" in life? My stuffed animals.

2221. Do you laugh long at your own jokes? Sometimes.

Do you pose around? No.

Are you completely false? Sometimes.

If you were a green monster, would you eat the false people of this world? Sure.

2222. Make a wish: I wish that I would get a boyfriend...and we loved each other and stayed together forever.

2223. Do you like those little dust collector figurines? No.

2224. What are you the guardian of? Nothing.

2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance? Not really.

2226. Is it really okay to do whatever you want (obviously, it isn't okay for a serial killer to be themselves, so how does that fit in)? Yes, within reason.

2227. Is happiness really the most important thing in life (or are other things, like security, freedom, order, etc., more important)? Sure.

2228. How did we start using the phrase "Just be yourself" in the first place? Who coined it, and why did they choose those words? Too lazy to do a Google search for you. :P

2229. Do you really make your own decisions, or do you just make them en masse with everyone else? My own.

2230. When has life been unfair to you? There is no way I'm listing that out here and now.

2231. Do the songs you like speak TO you, or speak FOR you? Both.

If they speak FOR you, then are you speaking or neglecting your own thoughts? Don't ask me.

2232. How do you feel the night before the first day back to school? I was nervous.

2233. What is your idea of:

fun? Hanging out with friends (but not too often!), chilling...

excitement? New Year's Eve, the PNE...

adventure? Bungee-jumping, which I will never do.

peacefulness? Holding hands, just being together.

happiness? Being with friends, or cuddling with a special someone.

interesting? Kissing, weird stuff.

2234. If you were going to "make over" your diary, what do you think would be a cool new look for it? Rejected layouts, or dragons! :D

2235. You know how there are different decks of tarot cards (cats, Lord of the Rings, fairies, witches, etc.)? What theme would make a cool new deck? No clue.. dragons! :D

2236. Do you believe that downloading music for free from Napster-type sites is wrong, and why? Not really... so much CD space is filler these days. Besides, I know plenty of people who DO download from those sites and then buy the CD anyway. :P

2237. Are you for or against censoring child pornography? For.

Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children? Sorta...

Why or why not? It's not actually the real thing.

Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren't real, they just look real)? EW, NO!

2238. What's the deal with Wicca, paganism, Satanism, etc.? I don't know.

What is the deal with people practicing magic? They want to be like wizards and cast spells.

What is magic? Spells and hexing people.

2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students after school in high schools with less money and in generally poor neighborhoods (more violence and drugs than your own neighborhood), would you do it to help the students there out? No.

Would you volunteer to do it for 2 days a week, or would you insist on getting paid? Paid work.

Would you prefer to lead a group of high school students or middle school students in this neighborhood? High school.

2240. If you could pick anyone, who would you want living next door to you? Nathan.

2241. If you were a tarot card, which one would you be? .... no clue.

2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving Twinkies and other fatty foods? Sure.

2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries, even if they wouldn't taste as good? No.

2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a significant other? No.

2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics? Probably not.

Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out? Fizzle.

2246. What has changed your life? Lots of stuff.

2247. Are you more practical or imaginative? Practical.

2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes? Sure.

2249. What are the ten best songs / bands to listen to while making love? Erm. I've never made love before, so I wouldn't know.

2250. What do you believe in? Christianity, fo' shizzle.



Light Bearer

Class: Cherub
Alliance: Light

You are blessed with a heart of gold. You are a
kind, sweet, gentle person who believes very
strongly in doing the right thing. You tend to
be very emotional and very sensitive to other
people's feelings. You are so gentle that you
would not be suited to an active role in the
fight, but more of a passive one. You would be
a Light Bearer. As a Light Bearer, you would be
a source of inspiration to others. A reminder
of what they were fighting for.

Your Angelic Name: Alida (means "little winged one" ^_^ )


Which Warrior Angel are You and Whose Side are You On? (With Anime Pics)
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The Temptress

You are the one who comes into people's dreams at
night to drive them mad with desire. You are
sultry, sexy, and passionate. Others find you
hypnotic. You have the sort of smoldering eyes
and bedroom glances that are the stuff of legend.

What's so scary about you: Like sweet poison, you
are addictive and deadly.

Your gemstone: Garnet
Your moon: Rose Moon (July)


Which Beautiful Vampiress are You? (For Girls! - Gothic Anime Pics!)
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You are Bahamut! You scored 10 good or evil, 5 spirituality, 9 power, and 10 intelligence!

Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he's usually on the side of good. He's extremely old, very wise, and lacking none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he's a demi-god, but for our purposes, he's the embodiment of all the best traits - intelligence, spirit, strength, and good. Appearing in practically every single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with not only power, but strength of will / wisdom / strength of character. I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If you really measure up to Bahamut's impressive list of attributes, you're all right in my book. Your polar opposite is the Goblin. You're likely to get along with anyone aligned with Good.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 54% on purity You scored higher than 28% on faith You scored higher than 53% on strength You scored higher than 21% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

SOOPER Chocolate You scored 44 for muffiny goodness!

You are a chocolate chocolate chip truffle muffin with a ribbon of nauseatingly rich fudge baked in caramel! With frosting and sprinkles! Oooh, sprinkles. A cherry on top as well! A candle and sparkler! What does this mean? You are probably filled with happy energy and have the power to make everyone around you scream with unnatural euphoria for hours on end. This is not a good thing. You have an 87% chance of dying due to autoerotic asphyxiation.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 14% on muffinygoodness

Link: The What Kind of Muffin Are You? Test written by takunaota on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Schroeder Wishy-Washy: 68%, Mental: 46%, Physical: 40%

A prodigy from his very first appearance, Schroeder idolises Beethoven and spends most of his free time at the keyboard of his piano. He plays backstop for Charlie Brown's baseball team, but his heart belongs to classical music. The best way to get rid of annoying distractions is to yank the piano out from under them.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 93% on wishywashystuff You scored higher than 9% on brainstuff You scored higher than 32% on physicalstuff

Link: The Peanuts Character Test written by timberlineridge on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Reluctant User You scored 1 public-transit-ness!

You're reluctant to use public transportation. Maybe you have a few prejudices about the people who ride it, or maybe you just live in an area that has very crappy public transportation. Public transportation is not all bad, though: perhaps you would open your mind by visiting a city with good public transportation and getting an experienced user to show you how to use it, and maybe you'd do yourself some good to move into an area that has better public transportation, if you currently live in an area without it.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on transitness

Link: The Public Transit Test written by cazort on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You scored 67 80's punk, 53 90's punk, 32 anarcho punk, and 3 poser!

Whether you're an 80's punk, a 90's punk, an anarcho punk, or even a poser... we need to band together and educate one another. Remember: without unity, there is no scene...

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 76% on 80s punk You scored higher than 99% on 90s punk You scored higher than 17% on anarcho punk You scored higher than 0% on poser

Link: The what kind of punk are you? Test written by HitMeWithMusic on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You Are Most Like Charlotte!

You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right!

Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Three different kinds of beer, turkey, and plans

I had a good time with Jon, Steph, Vivian, and Nathan: we joked a lot about Surrey, spiritual gifts of changing gay people's orientation (like Louis, haha), Steph singing in the shower, beer, and SLB. Apparently, the SLB meal is going to be Saturday at 1... before the dinner with Vernon, his mom, and Sarah. Jon says I'm better off busing to Red Robin's tomorrow, which I thought would be the case. We all tried three different kinds of beer: Terrible is a bad name for a beer, haha! Steph decided to go through all the pictures on the computer screensaver, which was very interesting... past trips and stuff are cool, heh. Jon says he wants to keep up his Boxing Day tradition of going to A&B Sound, so maybe he'll do that after he picks up Melissa from the airport. As for New Year's Eve, we're not sure what we're doing yet: Chinese Eric wants to do something, and I hear white Eric wants to make a night out of seeing a PPV hockey game at his house. The guys wanted to see a movie after dinner, but we haven't gone yet. There are a lot of games on Addicting Games, so we played a few of those before we lost patience, heh.

Dinners, lunches, Christmas stuff, quizzes

American boy wears kilt to school dance. Headmaster tells him to go home and change, or else he's not allowed to be there. Boy says: "No, this is my heritage." Headmaster says: "You look like a clown." Everyone gets really upset and starts a petition because it's discriminating against his heritage.

Read the article...

Or...

Sign the petition (I was #8998... almost at 9000!)


I wasn't expecting to get a postcard from Tallinn, Estonia in today's mail.. Kadri (bad_habit) sent it to me, and it's definitely cool. (with pink snow?) Then I got this snowy white card from Amy (exclamation_pnt)... let's just say I agree with her ideas for that bumper sticker. ;)

I got an email back from Andrea: Chuck's birthday isn't till Apr. 15, but hey! At least I have it in my BootyBase now, haha. Steph forwarded us an email... I always knew her workplace was generous with its employees, but Heron's at the Fairmont Waterfront Hotel for Company Christmas Party #3?! (aiya, look at those prices!)

Speaking of email, I just got one from my brother: there's a dinner tonight with Nathan, Vivian S., and Erin's aunt Eva. Funny, since I just called him and there was nobody home. I'll see if I can make it... and see if I can download a bunch of weird stuff while I'm out, haha.

You Are Cherry Kiss Lip Gloss

You're a total girly girl who every guy is sweet on. You take pleasure in the simple things in life, from cute T-shirts to stuffed animals. Any guy needs to match your romantic idealism to win your heart, which is why few have. No wonder Cherry is your signature flavor. It's delicious, sugary, and fun - like you!

What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?

You Were Mostly Nice This Year!

Sure, you had your naughty moments... but guess what? Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up. As far as he's concerned, you've been on your best behavior. So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents.

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year Santa is just screwing with you

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

Leslie's secret lucky charm is: "A shoe horn you found on the street" Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Poop into the toilet! / Weird Turkish movies / Questions 2151-2200 of 5000

Haha, I haven't heard Mr. Big's To Be With You in FOREVER... yay for JACK FM! :D

I was in the bathroom just now... and I was thinking....

Toilet paper costs $7 at least around here for a pack of 24... and it all ultimately just goes to wipe your butt and go down the toilet... man, that's a lot of expense for stuff like that... but I suppose I'd rather have that than the old system of leaves / Sears catalogs / whatever was lying around....


Hahaha. This sounds like something Richard would write... hahaha... and no, this has nothing to do with the Chapters Dump...


Corey's just been telling me about some hilariously stupid Turkish movie, haha. I'm glad I'm sticking with him instead of certain other people, heh.


[20:57:41] mrptptpt: woo hoo! I'm downloading Turkish Star Wars!
[20:58:06] mrptptpt: a 1982 remake of Star Wars.... from Turkey. it's supposed to be AWFUL
[20:58:48] AlenaBrolxFlami: .........
[20:59:11] mrptptpt: wow
[20:59:16] mrptptpt: it's going FAST
[20:59:25] mrptptpt: I'll have it in like half an hour if this speed keeps up
[20:59:28] mrptptpt: a 700 meg file
[20:59:41] mrptptpt: between 250 and 300 k/sec
[20:59:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: that reminds me, I ought to download some stuff.. fill up that CD, haha
[20:59:55] mrptptpt: well, camel poo
[21:00:05] mrptptpt: as soon as I said that, it dropped to like 150
[21:00:09] mrptptpt: but now it's back over 200...
[21:00:20] mrptptpt: anyway, that's still fast :P I wish all torrents worked like that
[21:00:37] AlenaBrolxFlami: ha. yeah. funny how that works....
[21:00:41] mrptptpt: lots of them don't want to go over 10k, and I have to leave them running for a couple days
*irrelevant conversation deleted*
[22:25:28] mrptptpt: and Turkish Star Wars is freaking terrible... but hilarious
[22:26:10] mrptptpt: the first 10 minutes was nothing but random shots from the real Star Wars... this movie is fullscreen.. and they didn't crop the Star Wars footage.. so it's just all squished to fit the frame :P
[22:26:32] mrptptpt: oh, and the Death Star is Earth...
[22:26:34] mrptptpt: apparently
[22:27:07] mrptptpt: after winning the space battle, the two Turkish heroes they put on top of Star Wars footage woke up on a planet, buried underneath rocks
[22:27:12] mrptptpt: for some reason
[22:27:22] AlenaBrolxFlami: uh, that is kinda messed up..
[22:27:24] mrptptpt: then like 5 minutes later, they started wondering why they were on a planet
[22:27:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: hahaha
[22:27:58] mrptptpt: they just had a bunch of fights with "skeletons" and some robots strangled a kid.... who was all bloody and dead, but was alive and not bloody in the next scene...
[22:28:06] mrptptpt: this movie makes no freaking sense at all
[22:28:27] mrptptpt: now somehow they're underground with a bunch of people explaining things, which doesn't make any sense either
[22:29:04] mrptptpt: oh, and they spent a bunch of time showing Egyptian pyramids from a documentary for some reason
[22:29:06] AlenaBrolxFlami: I think they have continuity problems.
[22:29:12] mrptptpt: now they're back to random shots from Star Wars
[22:29:24] mrptptpt: and the bad guys aren't wearing masks anymore... and are human apparently
[22:29:33] mrptptpt: but they were supposed to be aliens with no brains according to the start
[22:29:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: you're right.
[22:29:59] mrptptpt: see... when the Star Wars ships attack the Death Star (which is Earth, you see), Earth forms a BRAIN SHIELD.
[22:30:13] mrptptpt: and the aliens don't have brains, so they can't get through that
[22:30:50] mrptptpt: now they're sneaking around in some tunnels after some blonde girl stared and smiled at the hero for a long time... she appeared out of nowhere somewhere during the skeleton fights
[22:31:02] mrptptpt: she doesn't seem to do anything... they just cut to her face a lot
[22:31:14] mrptptpt: now mummies are attacking out of nowhere!
[22:39:28] AlenaBrolxFlami: erm... yay for mummies!
[22:40:38] mrptptpt: the mummies killed a bunch of little kids
[22:40:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh, for goodness sakes..
[22:41:55] mrptptpt: the heroes were like 5 miles away exploring tunnels or something for like 5 minutes straight.. then the mummies attack and the heroes just turn around (several minutes), and suddenly they're back at the mummy attack.. then instead of saving the little kids, they run away through a secret passage or something
[22:42:09] mrptptpt: then a werewolf comes out of nowhere and kills everyone else :P
[22:46:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... you didn't think this would be a GOOD movie, did you? :P
[22:55:34] mrptptpt: this is REALLY bad... and makes no sense :P it's bad in a fun way at least.. lots of scenes of these two idiots karate chopping random monsters :P they karate chop people's arms and legs off!
[22:56:19] mrptptpt: now they just unbearably tortured the heroes by dumping some sand on them...
[22:56:27] mrptptpt: then they just sat up and smiled at each other
[22:56:38] mrptptpt: "they survived the torture!!!!!"
[22:57:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's the worst they could think of? sand?!
[22:58:16] mrptptpt: well, now that they've proven how tough they are by surviving a little sand, they've been sentenced to fight one of the monsters they just killed 347 of in the prior scene
[22:58:32] AlenaBrolxFlami: ... um...
[22:58:52] mrptptpt: and instead of fighting, the hero is jumping on trampolines to jump over the monster a bunch.. (trampolines off screen of course, he's supposed to be jumping high himself :P)
[22:59:03] mrptptpt: oh wait, he just kicked the monster in the head like three times...
[22:59:11] mrptptpt: actually he did it once, then they played it a few more times :P
[23:01:39] mrptptpt: okay.. now one of the heroes is at a Muslim temple that "broke off from Earth" and landed on this planet.... now it's talking about how cool Islam is, and how their books have the answers to beating all the bad guys or something
[23:02:00] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha
[23:03:30] mrptptpt: and the Islam priest dude just explained that the blonde chick that randomly showed up as a main character towards the start of this mess hasn't done anything but smile and bat her eyelashes because the priest dude "hid the brain and the sword"
[23:03:44] mrptptpt: oh.... NO WONDER :P now it all makes sense
[23:06:50] mrptptpt: now Jesus saved everyone. before, they were saying Mohammed was the cool one
[23:07:16] mrptptpt: after fighting some random monsters and bad guys, they found the super duper temple o' whatever
[23:07:42] mrptptpt: and there's guys with gold trashbags over their heads guarding a paper maché sword or something...
[23:08:44] mrptptpt: oh.. that was THE sword... there's a brain with it :P
[23:08:52] mrptptpt: so now they found the sword and the brain!
[23:09:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: hehe, yay!
[23:10:20] mrptptpt: the sword isn't paper maché... it's just a big piece of wood they didn't even bother to paint :P
[23:13:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: low-budget much? :P
[23:26:30] mrptptpt: um... they just BLEW UP THE WORLD, but nothing happened to indicate this in the rest of the movie.. they're still fighting and stuff.. even after they showed the world blow up
[23:26:55] mrptptpt: uh.. now they're still yelling "destroy the earth"
[23:26:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: WHAT?!
[23:27:03] mrptptpt: I guess the entire thing blowing up doesn't count :P
[23:27:15] mrptptpt: they keep showing random explosions from Star Wars
[23:27:20] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... I guess not...
[23:27:23] mrptptpt: so I guess that was just supposed to indicate damage :P
[23:27:28] mrptptpt: WHAT THE HELL...
[23:27:44] mrptptpt: the hero just pulled a mummy's head off and threw it at another mummy...
[23:27:48] mrptptpt: the head then exploded :P
[23:27:53] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... what?!
[23:28:09] mrptptpt: now he's kicking holes through a monster with a red fursuit
[23:28:41] mrptptpt: and he just karate chopped a robot, and it exploded! :P
[23:29:43] mrptptpt: now they're back to replaying him jump kicking the monster he was jumping over a long time ago
[23:31:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... nice....
[23:32:45] mrptptpt: hahahahaha.. the hero just chopped the bad guy in half with his hand.. with a karate chop :P
[23:33:39] mrptptpt: like... vertically.. from the middle of his head down :P they keep showing shots of the "halves" of the bad guy by showing him laying down looking dead, and blocking half the screen with solid black so you can only see half of him
[23:33:48] mrptptpt: then the black effect flickers on and off :P
[23:34:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha.. nice.. :P
[23:34:45] mrptptpt: and "goodbye earthling" and the end
[23:35:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh man... weird stuff..
[23:35:04] mrptptpt: except then he talks about how great Earth is, and there can't be an Earth without humans or something...
[23:35:11] mrptptpt: they showed the bad guys blow Earth up!
[23:35:18] mrptptpt: so I don't know where he's going back to :P
[23:36:39] mrptptpt: on the IMDB board for this thing, someone from Turkey says that pretty much all Turkish movies are like this,and that people watch them seriously there... he said he was visiting relatives there, and couldn't stop laughing at the nonsense on their TV, but nobody else could see what was so funny
[23:37:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I bet that had to be funny..
[23:38:01] mrptptpt: well, I guess he wasn't FROM Turkey.. he has relatives there :P
[23:41:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: eh.. I know what you mean.
[23:42:08] mrptptpt: so I guess Turkish filmmakers have $5 to spend per movie, and don't know how to write anything that even remotely makes sense
[23:42:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I guess so..
[23:44:38] mrptptpt: apparently there are other movies like this out there... Turkish Star Trek, Turkish Superman....
[23:46:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: all with the same amount of nonsense, I'd bet..
[23:46:36] mrptptpt: probably :P
[00:13:53] mrptptpt: review of Turkish Star Wars by Seanbaby, with some pictures :P


Note: LJ Friends and Emo Quotient / LJ Friends' secret lives blogquizzes. (by Charlene and Cheezer)


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


2151. Fun or safety first? Safety.

2152. Does mind over matter work? Maybe under certain circumstances.

2153. Do "they" owe us a living? Kinda, maybe...

2154. Is punk dead? Real punk may be... but it'll go down screaming!

Is goth dead? No.

2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaningful thoughts, or does it only make everything SEEM to be deep and meaningful? I'd have no idea.

Have you ever wrote something when you were high, and then looked at it later on when you were sober... and realized that it was nonsense? Never been high, so wouldn't know.

2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave their legs? No.

Do guys HAVE to shave their face? Oh yeah. Better that way. heh

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse? I hear my mom misuse "lover" a lot. More than I care to think about, actually.

2158. Have you ever used somebody? Probably.

2159. Is someone LOOKING at you??? I hope not!

2160. Who do you think deserved to win an MTV Video Music Award? No clue.

Who didn't deserve to win one? Again, no clue. I don't watch those things.

2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere? Not really.

2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experience you've ever had? No idea... possibly my baptism.

2163. What is it like to be you today? Content.

2164. Do you like to play games? Depends what kind of games you're talking about.

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing? Yes.

Have you met anyone from the diary site? Yes.

2166. Is life more difficult or fun? Difficult.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about? I accidentally told my dad to "have fun" in Hong Kong... it was a REFLEX, I tell you!

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you? No.

disagree with you? Most of the time.

dislike you? Not really.

hate you? No.

2169. When you ask for something, do you request or demand? Half and half.

2170. Are you corrupted? Yes.

By what? I'd rather not say.

2171. What makes you rock out? Good music.

2172. Who is on your Christmas list this year? Close friends and my siblings, now that I've gotten all the online people out of the way. :D

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey? I think Maria is... other than that, I don't know.

2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one-night-stand? No. But that reminds me of a line in some country song that was on the radio the other day: "Let's get romantic, baby, and have a one-night-stand..." How in the heck is that ROMANTIC?!

2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light? Nobody... I bug Corey online instead. :P

2176. Do you want some excitement? No, I'll have quite enough these next few days and counting.

2177. Do you listen to techno? Not really.

2178. Could you lose ten pounds by Tuesday? No... I'll more likely gain!

2179. What do you think of these diary names?

Oculto: Idiotic.

suffer victim: Way too emotastic.

With A Purpose: Okay.

Almost_Famous: Stupid.

In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Not the greatest.

The Phallic Stapler: Haha, oh my.

<*>SeXyCandace<*>: Very stupid.

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?

Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see: The world is perverted, and it's going to take me down with it.

Why Avril Lavigne sucks: YAY! I'd read that!

Call On Jesus: Uh, I don't think so...

Buddha-licious: I don't even wanna know...

WeLCome To The JungLe!: I hate sticky caps.

Geektastic: Nice.

Should I get an abortion?: I'd read it, and say no.

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypical way? Random things.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over? Insults dealt to people I love.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to? Friday night dinner with Andrea, Chuck, and others.

2184. Are you older than movies? HAHA, no. Is anyone?

Are you wiser than dreams? No.

Are you dancing on angels? No.

Is there a crack in your past? Yes.

2185. Have you ever drank:

chartreuse? No.

absinth? No.

2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in? Depends.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your:

sheets: Maybe a few months.

clothes: Three days.

underwear: Two days.

toothbrush: A few months.

2189. What item should not be shared? Toothbrush.

2190. How do you control your temper? Deep breath, try to distract myself if possible.

Do you ever lose it and get out of control? Sometimes...

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you? No, probably not.

2192. Who do you need... who do you love... when you come undone? Duran Duran! Uh, I don't know...

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer? Sometimes.

2194. What is your favorite children's story? Too many to choose from.

2195. Wouldn't it be great if adult books had more pictures? Depends on what the book is.

Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations? No one.

2196. What was your all-time low? I'm not getting into that here.

2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes? Not really.

2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight? Eh, why not. I'm always up for some crucifiction.

Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight? Probably not.

Can you find a way to offer up the night? Not really.

Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life? No, that's why they're INDESCRIBABLE. :P

Is the impossible possible tonight? No... there's a reason why they call it the impossible. :P

Believe in me as I believe in you tonight. Uh, sure...

2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness? Not necessarily.

2200. What do you consider a weakness? Not being able to communicate properly, and express your emotions to others.

General hockey news / Anime Male

The Vancouver Canucks lost 7-6 to the Edmonton Oilers tonight.

Todd Bertuzzi was named to the Olympic Canadian hockey team, and Sidney Crosby was left off.

Phyllis Gretzky (Wayne Gretzky's mother) is dead of lung cancer at age 64. :(


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2006 bus pass, Christmas card, talking to Eric, Seven Deadly Sins

Today, I got my 2006 bus pass in the mail FINALLY. I was thinking about it over the past few days, since I'd mailed my application six weeks ago... thank goodness I didn't accidentally space on it! I also got a Christmas card for Pajita Uy (someone who lived here before)... it's amazing I still get mail for the previous residents even though I've lived here for more than five years! (I hope that doesn't happen to my mail when I move!)

I'm going to have to change my address at so many places when I do move:

* Safeway / Save-On-Foods / Shoppers Drug Mart (the card programs)
* the dentist (which reminds me, I really ought to pay the money I owe them... in the new year, perhaps?)
* the Vancouver / Richmond library systems
* the Ministry
* Telus / Hydro (for bills, yo!)
* plus more I haven't thought of, I'm sure!


Eric got on MSN earlier to say that he wasn't going to Fellowship on Friday, so I'd have to find another way to get there. Thank goodness I already have dinner plans with Andrea and Chuck, so it all works out. (I just emailed Andrea to confirm, and to ask when Chuck's birthday was... I have a feeling it's around this time of year, but it's not in my massive database!) Since Jon and I were talking about inviting him to be the fourth person to see the US-Switzerland hockey game with us on the 30th, I asked what he was doing then. He made a reference to murloc fin soup: I originally thought it was a Homestar Runner reference, but he told me that it was a World of Warcraft reference. "Murloc fin soup: restores 552 health over 24 seconds. Must remain seated while eating. If you spend at least 10 seconds eating, you will become well-fed, and gain 6 stamina and spirit for 15 minutes." That reminds me of the conversation we had in November 2004, when he was "officially bonked by a hat" as he'd graduated from university: darnashin blue, herbed owl eggs, and tough jerky being food from the same game... he said I was a "consumer of industrial-strength denial," haha. We also talked about Melissa, Steph skiing, and my being an OCDL. :D

It now occurs to me that I was supposed to hang out with Shannon today. Oh well, it doesn't matter since I've been thinking about our friendship... I've decided it's over for the most part. I don't need to go into reasons here, but her ditziness and repetitiveness has a lot to do with it... plus the fact that it takes FOREVER to make plans with her! (as opposed to the short time it takes with everyone else) I did try telling her this, but her numbers are unavailable / out of service. (yes, I did dial the right numbers!) At least now I have time to watch the hockey game and mess around with burning CDs while bugging Corey about these stupid Internet Explorer pop-ups that come up when I'm using FIREFOX!

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	High
Sloth:	High
Envy:	High
Lust:	Low
Pride:	High

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Zany worship practice / Time with Jon and Jeremy at Steam Works / Que stions 2101-2150 of 5000

Before I left earlier, I found some amusement in the fact that Spoz had somehow stumbled upon my GJ and replied to it. His comment: "yeah, hi.. Spoz ere.. from the uber ridiculously famous SPOZ'S RANT (here - just in case it isn't already plastered a trillion times over on this site.. hahahaha)

Y'know that moment in one of them wacky stalker / serial killer movies when someone comes to bust open the door to the crazy shack, shines their torch around the predator's "abode" only to find a zillion and one surveillance photos of themselves going about their normal day to day activities.. but in crazy closeup?

(also used - the creepy "dark room / film developing" scene for similar effect)

yeah.. dunno why I'm reminded of that when I stumbled upon this blog..

heh.. go figure :)"


My reply: "Hahahaha. How in the heck did you manage to stumble on this site then? I'm thinking a certain mutual acquaintance of ours helped in that regard.... that, or those blog tracker linkie-poo site thingers. ;) But yeah... I'm not like that! haha. Not even three trillion times, hehe. You'll get yours later, haha. :P" I'll talk to him about it later, heh.


Jon, Ivan, and Isabel (who lives in Coquitlam, but spent the day in Richmond... getting lost on the bus is a good way to know a city!) picked me up at about 6:15 tonight: I'd wanted to go for beer with Jon and Jeremy later, so tagging along to worship practice was better than busing out. We talked about random things in the car, as well as Christmas plans. The funeral for Katherine's husband wins the title of "shortest funeral ever" since it was only 20 minutes long, according to my brother. (eulogy, five-minute-long sermon, and some singing.. definitely not a two-hour-affair as Nathan's mom's funeral was!) He had Alzheimer's for a few years, took a bad fall, and passed away since his immune system couldn't take much anymore... he'd been very fit for a 65-year-old, apparently. I told Jon that Steph had forwarded me Melissa's email about scalping tickets, and she seems okay with the idea of staying at my place too. Once we got to church, I went to the Pho place (fifth time in four weeks, and the second time in three days) and had some dinner. Chris ordered something to take out, and Steph had ordered stuff for Isabel and Ivan already, so everyone involved was good for dinner.

After dinner, I went back to the church: my sister was surprised to see me there, and teased me about "getting drunk on a Tuesday night." My brother thought that I'd be doing my Christmas cards at the Pho restaurant: uh, no... if nothing else, the Christmas stuff they practiced full-blast was enough to put me in the mood for writing a few cards to some close friends. Apparently, they're trying key changes / swing / Liberace (joke?) out on Christmas Day. Breakfast that morning will be at Bon's at 8:15-ish... we're going to be SO fat and full by the end of the day! (Bon's grease at breakfast, possibly Green Village for lunch with Justin's grandma, and Auntie Grace [Dave's mom] cooking a LOT for dinner....) What I thought was a New Year's Eve thing with Justin's grandma is actually on New Year's Day... and Jon told me about some Friday night dinner at the Broadway / Oak Red Robin's at 5:30 with Andrea, Chuck, and others. It'll be good seeing Chuck again... long-distance relationships can be hard, but at least he and Andrea have some phone contact every day!

Later, Jon and I Skytrained to Steam Works for beer with Jeremy, who was wearing $500 worth of Gore-Tex. (at least it's useful, and he likes his pants and jacket with lots of pockets!) It was kinda supposed to be Jen's farewell thing, but Jon hadn't talked to Jen in person since Sunday morning. We split this HUGE plate of nachos which we managed to finish, plus some buffalo chicken pizza. Everyone had a Christmas Ale, and the guys had an oatmeal stout each... and then Jon had a small cream ale on top of that! I certainly didn't need another beer after my 9% ale... usually, I get red on my second pint! (and it wasn't even a pint of ale, heh) As Jeremy said, I would have been WAY too happy on the bus, and reading the same line over and over again! Good thing we took the bus / biked home, heh. It was good seeing Jeremy again even though we just saw him yesterday, as we managed to talk about a lot of stuff. We probably won't have the SLB night before Christmas, heh. Jon's friends come into town on Christmas / Boxing Day / the 27th, so they'll be busy doing stuff.

Upon arriving in Richmond, Jon and I discovered that we'd missed the bus by five minutes... we certainly didn't want to wait an hour for the last one! He called Steph, who was watching a movie and didn't want to pick us up. Instead, we walked to my place: my brother fired up the Internet and looked at the Hardball Times, Aaron Gleeman's blog, and a page with the 186-184 triple overtime basketball game between the Detroit Pistons and the Denver Nuggets before leaving at 1:15 AM. I hope he didn't miss the bus... I'll call him tomorrow and ask, heh.

Elaine replied to my email about hanging out: Friday night after service is good for me, heh. Maybe people WILL go out afterwards, so we might do that with them... if not, no biggie. If she's driving me back to my place, even better. :D


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


2101. You know, I hate to ask... but are friends electric? No.

2102. Has the last day of summer ever felt so cold? No.

2103. Who do you have no respect for? I'm not saying here.

2104. Is the plural form of cactus:

cactuses or cacti? Cacti.

Is the plural form of penis:

penises or penii? Penises.

2105. On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided you'd be: Born a girl with a disability.

2106. What is the best-smelling incense? Original answer: "Incense?! I don't have my dictionary with me... I don't know that word!" Hahaha, stupid girl. :P I'm not sure myself, but it's definitely not the stuff at the dodgy Pho restaurant next door to church!

How does the smell of burning incense make you feel? Okay, I guess...

2107. Do you understand children and their problems? Somewhat.

Do you understand teenagers and their problems? Sure.

Do you understand young adults and their problems? I suppose...

Do you understand middle-aged people and their problems? To a point.

Do you understand the elderly and their problems? To a certain point.

Out of that whole bunch, which age group has it the worst off? Teenagers.

2108. Do you like to scare people / freak people out/ be considered weird or different? Yeah, but not as much as my brother does! haha

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail? Probably not.

2110. Is your body:

an amusement park? No.

a wonderland? No.

a machine? Maybe if you look at it a certain way...

yours? Heck, yes!

2111. When people kept slaves, the slaves didn't own their own bodies... Can you imagine? I guess that made sense for that time and place, but that would suck.

2112. What is the best liquid in existence? Water.

2113. What is turning out better than expected? Nothing currently.

2114. Where are we going? To bed, after everything digests.

2115. You are in a bad neighborhood and you bump someone's car (your front to their rear). You don't know whose car it is. It was a slow bump. What do you do? Get the hell outta Dodge.

There is one witness that you are aware of. A kid in his teens / early 20's walks past, laughs at you, and keeps walking. What do you do? Floor the pedal.

What do you think he'll do? Maybe come after me.

Let's say you're too scared to get out of your car. Then what do you do? Drive!

Let's say you sit there for 5 minutes and see no one except for the kid who laughed at you. No one comes over and talks to you, so you take off and later notice that there is absolutely no damage to your own car. Do you think there is damage to their car? Possibly.

Do you feel guilty? No, probably not.

Are you afraid they will ruin your car if you take it back and park it near there? Yeah, it's the GHETTO there!

Are you afraid they'll call the cops for a hit-and-run? Yes.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV Music Video Awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this? He got what he deserved.

Should Eminem have won 4 awards? I don't know... too much politics.

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see? Beer.

2118. What's the best Van Halen song? Not sure.

2119. Have you ever gotten so much Novocaine at the dentist that your nose went numb? No.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline? Yes.

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often? Answering machine? haha

2122. What do you find thrilling? Life.

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for? Sleep, since it's sunrise! But if not, then a book or someone to talk to.

2124. Who's your cherry pie? Don't have one.

2125. Where's the sexiest place to have a piercing? Not sure... I'm kinda conservative when it comes to that stuff.

2126. Do you get panic attacks? No.

2127. When you get married... are you going to enjoy your wedding, or is it all going to be one big photo posing opportunity? Enjoy it!

2128. What is Adam Ant's best song BESIDES Goody Two Shoes? Not sure.

2129. Does your body need improvement, or is it just fine? Oh, it needs improvement all right.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself? Not really.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever? Not sure, I don't watch many of those. :P

2133. Do you think that women are treated as second-class citizens of this world? Maybe by some sexist chauvinist pigs... but some guys are really sweet.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your significant other and they got punched by someone? I would get my guy friends to back me up and totally go after that dude!

2135. Are you banned from anywhere? Not as far as I know...

2136. Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere? Yes.

2137. When was the last time you felt enlightened? If I ever have, it's been a LONG time!

2138. When you are in pain, is relief from that pain almost as good as pleasure? No...

2139. What topics do you hate to talk about? Like I'm going to list them here since I hate talking about them? :P

2140. WHEN IS THIS GODDAMNED SURVEY GOING TO END!!!!*!&!&!%!$!!!!!???????? Excuse me. I'm better now. Um, all right... but you were the one who wrote it, so it's your fault, hehe.

2141. Does it offend you that I said goddamned? Well... I've heard much worse! But kinda-sorta... that's why euphemisms are widely available. ;) Although I guess you shoudn't really use those either, when it comes right down to it...

2142. What is your coziest article of clothing? My blue hoodie.

2143. What is your favorite word to say? Defenestration!

2144. Does your name and your significant other's name almost feel like one word? Shut up. I don't have one. But it does remind me of RichandAmy from Zits, heh.

2145. Do Twinkies mate for life? No.

Do you? I wish.

2146. Can you tell when other people are lying? I've heard that people can, but I wish I could.

2147. What are you touching? The keys on this computer keyboard, duh.

What are you feeling? Very full.

2148. Is a clown your friend? Maybe.

Is a clown a big spider? Not necessarily.

Will a clown bite you and throw you in the basement? I hope not!

Bye bye, Mr. Clown

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people? Movies, conferences...

2150. Who are you naked without? Nobody.



You're the Rock Star Type! Mainly we think of Grace
Slick from Jefferson Airplane. You're hardcore,
rude, crude, and perhaps a druggie. Try to
remember that denial is the first sign. Other
rockers and pukers are Anita Pallenberg,
Marianne Faithfull, and Nico from the Velvet Underground.


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