High-scoring words of the night so far:
HORN (112 points) - against Guy M. [two 4W]
ZETA (104 points) - against Shelley R.-B. [4W, 2W]
LIST (82 points) - against Josephine S. [hook on AXION to make LA, SI, and TO]
AIVER (120 points) - against Steve L. [two 4W]
David picked me up, and off we went to various places around Richmond while discussing old school friends / Scott / Tara / Christine / hell / cats / Save-On / other things. Man, I am appalled at the appearance of SOME apartment / townhouse complexes! Some places reminded me of McNair, Palmer, my Chilliwack experience (SO MUCH MESS!), the projects / ghetto, and the time I spent delivering newspapers. He's more optimistic than I am, which helps! We repaired to Quizno's / Orange Julius for a bite to eat afterward. Bleh to misty rain! (my sister's seen my "status" - OH NO, HAHA!) Saw the Citruso truck, too - HAHAHAHA! Just reminds me of that time going to Montana's, and I *have* to tell Danielle! :D
I got this from the latest posts page this afternoon:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___, Your name
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insultingBrown - The Mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny-dippedOctober - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closetKebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plantYellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The Middle East
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucksApathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed - That I'm open
Other - That
Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ringYellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from L.A.
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the
Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendshipBeer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - The Second World War
Other - The Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Missy:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but
your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we
skinny-dipped in your closet and I saw you
ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're
senile enough to understand
that your Volkswagen sucks. I'm returning
your ring to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I
never openly mocked our friendship.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Leslie.
HAHAHA. TOO FUNNY! :D
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