Don't do handstands on the sidewalks, Denver kids!

cradle of filth, queen of winter throned, woman, morris, 15, delaware, kansas, fifteen, public, wealthville, tightness, frightened, ropes, pennsylvania, requirements, imitations, animals, lipstick, wearing, purchases, permits, indiana, kisses, hair, new york, entitlement, horses, hours, work, beds, law, logan, counties, colorado, illegal, kissing, sleeping, women, toilet paper, riding, motels, moving, together, floor, making love, miami, florida, camels, breaks, children, hands, stands, denver, sidewalks, scary, cigarettes, pipes, offers, mentions, boston, massachusetts, streets, washington, day, clothes, minnesota, santa, oh god i'm santa claus, fishing, bare, hand, dressing, dressing up, city, arkansas, bob, up, raises, teachers, nevada, bulls on parade, throwing, thinking, dc, washington, breaking, lewis seymour, forms, fitting, pants, you, teaching, education, hartford, connecticut, highways, north carolina, strange laws, bathroom readers, weird stuff, laws, us, sleep, twins, sex, coffee, kids, school, money, s, s, s, s, s, s, s, s, maxed-out tags limit,


More strange laws from Bathroom Readers... 4-PLY:

In Logan County, Colorado, it's illegal to kiss a sleeping woman.

It's illegal to ride a camel on Nevada highways.

In North Carolina motels, it's a crime to move twin beds together or to make love on the floor.

In Miami, Florida, it's unlawful to imitate an animal,

Women in Morrisville, Pennsylvania, are required by law to purchase a permit before wearing lipstick in public.

Laws in Indianapolis (Indiana) and Eureka (Nevada) make it a crime to kiss if you wear a mustache.

New York City law entitles its horses to a fifteen-minute "coffee break" after each two hours of work.

Children are prohibited from doing handstands on Denver, Colorado, sidewalks... it might frighten horses.

Laws in Boston, Massachusetts, prohibit sleeping in "day clothes."

In Minnesota, it's illegal for a woman to be dressed up as Santa Claus on city streets.

Kansas law prohibits catching fish with your bare hands.

Arkansas law prohibits schoolteachers with "bob" hairdos from getting raises.

Don't even think about it - BULL THROWING is illegal in Washington, D.C.

You're breaking the law if you're wearing "form-fitting" pants in Lewes, Delaware.

A law in Hartford, Connecticut, prohibits the teaching or education of a dog.

GREEN DRAGON in Leesport / Cute nephew!

Got my 2013 bus pass application in the mail today; I guess that's as early as I got it last year. I found some class leveling codes for DRAGON QUEST 6, so that'll save me SOME time. Still need to actually level up the characters, though! Spent about seven hours doing the code thing; called Eric to see whether he was going to potluck / movies at Pastor Bob's tonight. Since he said he was at his cousin's, he wasn't attending. NICE! MORE TIME TO GAME IT UP! A sign that Julie S. found in Ephrata, a small town in Lancaster County in Pennsylvania: "GREEN DRAGON!" (where her friend Nikki was trying to sell homemade bows) My big baby nephew is almost four months old. In this picture, he's currently dressed in an outfit for a 12-month old, and a hat for a 3-6 year old. Granted, the hat's a little big... Here's Drago (another secret character) at the front of the wagon near Clear Vale! Terry at the front of the wagon - you can get him after defeating the DEMON KING Duran! At Luisa's Place, the hero can't leave himself behind! You can also choose to dismiss recruited monsters from your party entirely: they'll return to the wilderness of the world. "Who will take Unkel's equipment?" is not a YES / NO question!

Mermaids, Dina, Denae, world map, magic map

Photobucket STILL isn't working all the time! Also, Blogger has finally changed their format for good. Ugh.


Hey, we're not anywhere on the World Map! (or the Magic Map, if we use it in the Real World)




The DRAGON QUEST VI party is escorting the mermaid Denae home from Pescani, where the fisherman Rob was hiding her when she became separated from her friends east of Archfiend Mudo's castle.




Denae's sister Dina and the other mermaids in the channel...



After we rescue the mermaids, we can use their Mermaid's Harp to travel underwater! The mermaids have wrapped the ship in a bubble!

Emulator ERASING game?! / Teething baby winter dream

I was NOT FUCKING IMPRESSED that my ZSNES emulator decided to ERASE my DQ6 game... ugh! "Save State 0 Too Old" - damned error message! At this rate, I'll get to know the game up to Amoru Cave quite well, since this is the third time I'll have played it! Eric also got on MSN right when I was going to bed; he asked if I was going to church today... I guess so, since I'm awake AND have saved pasta. :P


I went to sleep and had a dream that Eric and I were buying chocolate wine for Phil, but we stopped off at a local school first. That school was in the middle of exercise drills, so Jamie Nivala led the entire student body up and down a bunch of stairs. We found out exactly what was going on as we were herded outside: there'd been a bomb threat called into the building, but it turned out to be nothing. My dreams aren't logical, since OUTSIDE is not a good place for that situation!

To celebrate our narrow escape, we had a bit of the chocolate wine, then hightailed it up into the mountains to pick up a bunch of people from a conference... they needed a break from their teething babies! Eric apparently knew a bunch of Chinese, and was practicing it with my parents in regard to a Veterans Displacement Centre we could see in the snow. This was the first time that my parents had seen that area in the wintertime, and the first time that I was up there with them in Eric's car! (in the dream world, I'd always been there in Eric's company, ranting at him about Mr. Creep all the way) We got to the conference centre and admired the bright yellow walls as a backdrop for colorful sports jerseys (which Phil also wanted), where baby Ayler was apparently teething at three or four months old! Amos was crying because he wanted to get away from David. Emily, Mike, Vernon, David M., and others were trying to entertain babies or calm them down; the older ones just wanted Vernon's chips and popcorn, while playing with the brightly-colored toys! We were playing "catch and release" with the toddlers in the first lane of a deserted highway when my alarm went off. o_O No idea what triggered that one - talking about the winter with Chinese Eric, maybe...

Psycho hosebeast / Chinese Eric planning! / RED ROBINS

I decided to call Chinese Eric at about 6:50, and he'd just got in; we had a great 45-minute conversation, though! As I thought, he HAD called me a few nights ago at 11 PM, but he just wanted to see if I'd bumped into Nathan again since that guy doesn't respond to messages. Nope, I hadn't seen him! White Eric's pizza crawl idea might have been good last week if I weren't feeling terribly! After telling him about the resident who THREW FOOD AT and SPIT AT different care aides today, I updated him on James... so HE says that his ex-girlfriend Little Miss Giggles was basically a psycho hosebeast who was possessive and jealous. She was telling him that she loved him within two weeks, was talking about moving in and having children, and was basically bad news. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE SELFISH?! Needless to say, he didn't have a very warm welcome from me last night when he told me that he was back online. ("Do I know you? Oh... it's YOU.") Eric concurred with me: BAD NEWS!

We talked about hockey, CFL football (the Lions won today), early birthday wishes for the weekend, cold and windy Hong Kong winters, Havarti, guys exposing themselves, his guy perspective ("they're not running towards you - flasher with trenchcoat!"), lockout talks, TLC reality shows, JERSEY SHORE not being like the SOPRANOS (Mafia!), MSN possibly dying like ICQ did, poker, the blackout on local football games, and birthday dinner details. It'll be the first time he'll be at Kwong Chow without his family, hahaha. Aaron C. suggested Chuck E. Cheese or the River Rock casino, but one's too far and the other's too expensive! Eric's down for two dinners in two days, so Red Robin's is ON! Not that I have to run my own birthday celebrations by him, but if I want him at both (and if he doesn't mind), it's only considerate to take your best friend's opinion and preferences into account! So it's Red Robin's - no Chinese food twice in two days for ME if I can help it, haha. Made a FB event for it, too. Replied to Mandy's emails afterwards, too. :D

Skull clouds, 6304 Sack Glitches, GOD!

These clouds are in the shape of skulls near Archfiend Mudo's castle at the beginning of the game!




While buying Antidotes in Lifecod and putting them in my Sack, I noticed a 6304 Sack Glitch! I don't think this has to do with codes, either.




Now every battle restarts?! Man, I gotta figure out what's causing this before I get to a boss battle where I can't just run away... o_O {I did... it was the "recruiting monsters" code, so I toggled it off}




What the hell is a STENGTH seed, game?!




Nobody can see me in the town of Torukka, so the priest at the church asks if I'm God. To have fun, I say I AM GOD! The answer I get is: "... Please answer me. I've been faithful." HAHAHA!

Invisible hero! / Beautiful King Reidock / True Mountain Spirit

WHY DOES PHOTOBUCKET STILL NOT WORK?! WHY DID MY MOTHER CALL ME FROM JON AND HARMONY'S?! UNDERHANDED!


On to DRAGON QUEST 6! :D


Innkeeper: "What, you think it's weird for someone to run an inn in a cave!?" Why, YES!




THE HERO IS INVISIBLE! (after rescuing the Spirit Crown maker Bilte, and falling into the Phantom World)




It's the true mountain spirit in Lifecod, telling the hero of their destiny and power! "Can you hear my voice?"




Rand proposes to Tania, but she says they're too young at 16 and 17...




King Reidock is very beautiful, even though he's a man!




"I wonder where we could find a horse strong enough to pull the Reidock royal coach..." is NOT a Yes or No question!




"Um... you're not thinking about taking that horse inside the castle, are you?" YES! (but we're supposed to answer "no")




You can search bookshelves in this game, but most times, these books are all boring!

CONTACT WITH CHINESE ERIC! / Yes or no / Nuns / Handsome / Reinhart peace

Managed to finally make contact with Chinese Eric at 12:45, but he was heading out again since the uncles and such were in town. I said that if he called me at 4 AM, I would definitely not be answering the phone, haha! Yes, I can definitely understand his being tired and such after getting home from being out all day and taking a shower. MSN or a phone call would be good - just maybe not tomorrow evening since I have these tentative plans with Dylan and Deb! Tonight, maybe! Also called Barry about forty minutes later; tomorrow at 1:30 it is!


This Santa Rosa nun is overjoyed at seeing Papas again: "Ah, God must truly be watching over you to bring you back to us!"




Papas then tells her like it is: "Blah blah... save that talk for church! This is no time to be speaking like that!" (I'd say that to my friends, also!)




Papas going the wrong way through the tunnel leading to Reinhart!!!




A fellow slave is propositioning the hero! "It must have been so rough for you... if there's anything I can do to help you forget that pain, just ask..." OH MY. o_O




This old man in the Oracle Valley pub at night wants us to try the "disgusting" food, though he says the ale is good. "What? It was good?! That's unbelievable... what have your parents been feeding you?" Prince Henry and the hero have been slaves for ten years, so it's better than slave rations!




A nun at the nameless nunnery by the sea: "Oh? What an unexpected visitor we have. But... your face? What troubles you, Sire?" YES and NO are not answers to that! (we need Maria's help to open the door of the southern tower!)




After we restore peace to the land of Reinhart, we can go to the inn at night. This Bunny Girl offers us a puff puff since we're so handsome!




This old man in the tunnel to Reinhart has been watching the river currents for ten years, and says that Reinhart is back to normal because he wished it so! Hahaha!

Impostors casting Transform / Metal Babbles, King Metal, and a SLIME?!

I FINISHED DRAGON WARRIOR IV AGAIN. :D


The Impostor enemy can cast Transform; here, two of them have assumed the shapes of Brey and Mara!




HAHAHA! A King Metal, Metal Babbles, and a SLIME down here in the Final Cave?!

Canucks at the Last Supper / Hector the Young Man

Angela S. had this SWEET "Canucks at the Last Supper" picture up on Facebook, so I had to have it! (Coach Vigneault, Roberto Luongo, and all the other people...)




Breaking stone doors in the Cave of Betrayal after losing Mara and Nara is NOT possible!




You can't cast Outside in the Cave of Betrayal, either - the strange force will work, and contain it!




Hector has joined the party at the front of the wagon (temporarily) in the desert with his horse, Primrose!




Hector, the Young Man:

Yelping, Endor, Laurent, Strom, Taloon, RETURN, and more Ragnar!

I was responsible today, and paid my hydro bill. Cindy also replied to my "Happy Belated Birthday" email to thank me, and say that she's been praying for Grandma - that's what I'd expect, haha.


Alena, Cristo, and Brey meet Ragnar near Endor's Travel Door:




Chanting "Return" doesn't work in Endor at the end of Chapter 2!




Yelping villager in Foxville - "Oops, I caught a cold?"




Here's Taloon with Grandpa Tom's son's dog Tov!




The casino in Endor is now closed, but look who's here! It's Ragnar!




Taloon with his Endor hired muscle, Laurent and Strom:




Troubadour Laurent:




Guardsman Strom:




Appraising the Royal Scroll with its awful handwriting:




There's a Puff Puff room in Monbaraba!




Here's Orin in the cave west of Kievs!




Orin the alchemist: