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More strange laws from Bathroom Readers... 4-PLY:

In Logan County, Colorado, it's illegal to kiss a sleeping woman.

It's illegal to ride a camel on Nevada highways.

In North Carolina motels, it's a crime to move twin beds together or to make love on the floor.

In Miami, Florida, it's unlawful to imitate an animal,

Women in Morrisville, Pennsylvania, are required by law to purchase a permit before wearing lipstick in public.

Laws in Indianapolis (Indiana) and Eureka (Nevada) make it a crime to kiss if you wear a mustache.

New York City law entitles its horses to a fifteen-minute "coffee break" after each two hours of work.

Children are prohibited from doing handstands on Denver, Colorado, sidewalks... it might frighten horses.

Laws in Boston, Massachusetts, prohibit sleeping in "day clothes."

In Minnesota, it's illegal for a woman to be dressed up as Santa Claus on city streets.

Kansas law prohibits catching fish with your bare hands.

Arkansas law prohibits schoolteachers with "bob" hairdos from getting raises.

Don't even think about it - BULL THROWING is illegal in Washington, D.C.

You're breaking the law if you're wearing "form-fitting" pants in Lewes, Delaware.

A law in Hartford, Connecticut, prohibits the teaching or education of a dog.