Mad props of gratitude to Corey, who saved this entry by telling me what to do in Task Manager since my Notepad froze due to a stupid Windows error. Now I'll delete all the multiple Blogger entries.
Darren JUST came on and gave me this hilarious news link: Clinton finds name on cover of condom packs
Here's the story in case they move or delete it:BEIJING, Sept. 21 -- Can Clinton overtake Trojan Horse?
The former US president is known for many things among the Chinese public, including his sexual peccadilloes and promotion of AIDS awareness and prevention.
But he may be surprised to know that his moniker is now being used as a brand name by a condom manufacturer in southern China - together with that of Monica Lewinsky, the White House intern with whom he had an affair.
Guangzhou Haojian Biotech Company recently announced the launch of the Clinton and Lewinsky brands of condoms. General manager Liu Wenhua proudly declared that his was the first company in China to have registered an international celebrity's name as a trademark.
No, he did not need to pay a single penny to use the names, he explained, because these are just "ordinary Western names" and having them as trademarks would not constitute an infringement on intellectual property rights.
Both brands are for males, with the former priced at 29.8 yuan (US$3.70) for a pack of a dozen and the latter 18.8 yuan (US$2.30) a dozen. The "Clinton" is for the upscale market while the "Lewinsky" for the mass market, Liu elaborated.
As if this were not enough to raise a few eyebrows, Liu claimed that since last April, when the company could legally use the former president's name, he had received an offer of 10 million yuan (US$1.23 million) from a Beijing company for a transfer of name rights. "I said, 'No way.' We're not selling the brands for any price."
The condom packet comes with a card inside - one side is a picture, in classic Chinese style, depicting an erotic pose, and on the other an adult-themed joke.
One needs to buy 12 packs before collecting the whole set of cards. It is intended to publicize a "healthy adult culture" and "impart knowledge about sex and love," said Liu.
Hu Bingguang, an official with the Administration of Press, Publication, Radio and Television of Guangzhou Municipality, said that it would be "inappropriate" for a vendor to enclose pornographic pictures. But if they were not for sale, it would be okay as long as the company files the card with his office. However, Hu remarked that he had never seen such a filing.
Yao Jun, a Guangzhou-based attorney for H.J.M. International Law Offices, which specializes in intellectual property rights issues, doubts the claim that the two brands are registered.
"Filing for registration and being registered are two different things."
Yao told China Daily that the law stipulates that no trademark should violate public interest or the existing value system. "The Clinton and Lewinsky brands can be rejected on these grounds."
(Source: China Daily)
Chris finally took me off his Yahoo and AIM lists! Whee! (or that's what he SAYS, anyhow... I blocked him a couple months ago, haha)
Here's a "500-question" survey that I stole from Amanda a LONG time ago! Enjoy! ;)
If you REALLY want to get to know me, read this!
>>001. What is your name: Leslie.
>>002. Spell your name backwards: Eilsel.
>>003. Date of birth: September 17.
>>004. Male or female: Female.
>>005. Astrological sign: Virgo.
>>006. Nicknames: Les, Sarne.
>>007. Occupation: A student of life. ;)
>>008. Height: 4 feet, 11 inches.
>>009. Weight: 150-ish.
>>010. Hair color: Dark brown.
>>011. Eye color: Brown.
>>012. Where were you born: Vancouver, BC.
>>013. Where do you reside now: Richmond, BC.
>>014. Age: 29.
>>015. Screen names: AlenaBrolxFlami, flamsterette_x
>>016. E-mail addy: email@example.com
>>017. What does your screen name stand for: Names of video game characters, and a nickname I made up for myself.
>>020. Pets: None.
>>021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: That's the same as #14!
>>022. Piercings: None.
>>023. Tattoos: None.
>>024. Shoe size: 7
>>025. Righty or lefty: Righty.
>>026. Wearing: Grey Nike sweatshirt, black pants, black panties, grey undershirt, and glasses.
>>027. Hearing: A whole bunch of Roy D. Mercer prank calls.
>>028. Feeling: Hungry and bored.
>>029. Eating / drinking: Licorice and water.
>>~Guys / Love / Kissing / Other Stuff~
>>061. Have you ever been in love: Yes.
>>062. How many people have you said "I love you" to: Maybe one.
>>063. How many people have you been in love with: One or two.
>>064. How many people have you kissed: None.
>>065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: No, of course not.
>>066. How many people have you dated: None.
>>067. What do you look for in a guy / girl: Humor, personality, compassion, a good heart, and intelligence.
>>068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Hair, eyes.
>>069. What type of guy / girl do you usually go for: Wacky and humorous.
>>073. Do you have a crush right now: No.
>>074. If so, who is it: N/A.
>>075. Do you believe in love at first sight: Not sure.
>>076. Do you remember your first love: Yup.
>>077. Who is the first person you kissed: N/A.
>>078. Do you believe in fate: Yes.
>>079. Do you believe in soulmates: Kinda.
>>080. If so, do you believe you'll ever find yours: I hope so!
>>104. How many siblings do you have: 2.
>>105. What are your parents' names: Alan and Kitty.
>>106. What are your siblings' names: Jon and Steph.
>>107. How many siblings does your mother have: 1.
>>108. How many siblings does your father have: 5 or 6?
>>109. Where are your parents from: Hong Kong.
>>110. Is your family close: I guess so.
>>111. Does your family get together for holidays: Yeah.
>>112. Do you have a drunk uncle: No.
>>113. Any medical problems run through your family: Not that I know of.
>>114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee: Not that I know of.
>>115. Do you have any nieces or nephews: No.
>>116. Are your parents divorced: No.
>>117. Do you have step parents: No.
>>118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: No.
>>119. Do you think they'll ever disown you: I hope not.
>>120. Did some of your family come to Canada from another country: Hong Kong.
>>121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Not too sure on this one.
>>122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own: Linkin Park, Hybrid Theory
>>123. What's the best CD you own: Alexis on Fire, Watch Out!
>>124. What song do you absolutely hate: Anything by Britney Spears.
>>125. Do you sing in the shower: No, I'm not like my sister.
>>126. What song reminds you of that special someone: A year ago, it would have been Hoobastank's The Reason
. Now, I don't have anyone...
>>~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
>>127. Pink: I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started...
>>128. Aerosmith: Pink is my favorite color...
>>129. Madonna: This used to be my playground / This used to be my childhood dream...
>>130. Korn: My time is gone today. You flirt with suicide.
>>131. Backstreet Boys: Empty spaces fill me up with holes / Distant faces with no place left to go...
>>132. The Beatles: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away / Now it looks as though they're here to stay...
>>133. Sublime: Let me tell you about a girl I know / Had a drink about a hour ago...
>>134. J.Lo: Coz I'm Jenny from the block...
>>135. Nsync: That ain't no lie baby, bye bye bye...
>>136. Limp Bizkit: It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up...
>>137. Stacie Orrico: My life is not as perfect as it seems to be / It's simply God's amazing grace...
>>138. Creed: I kept up with the prophecy you spoke / I kept up with the message inside...
>>139. Britney Spears: Oops, I did it again....
>>140. Good Charlotte: Celebrities who want sympathy / All they do is piss and moan...
>>141. Christina Aguilera: Whatever makes me happy and sets you free / And I'm thanking you for knowin' exactly what a girl wants...
>>142. Eminem: My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm out to be a father...
>>144. Kelly Clarkson: Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me...
>>145. Kelly Osbourne: They wanted me to be the dream, but my mood went south...
>>146. Mandy Moore: When I first saw you, I couldn't believe the way you smiled... took the breath out of me...
>>147. Eve: Yo, yo, yo / They wanna know Who's that girl?
>>148. Aaliyah: Age ain't nothing but a number / Throwing down ain't nothing but a thang...
>>149. Nelly: If you wanna go and get high wit me / Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y...
>>150. Alicia Keys: Lovin you darlin' / Makes me so confused...
>>151. Incubus: Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear...
>>152. Color: Blue.
>>153. Food: Italian and Pho.
>>154. Song: Matthew Good Band, Indestructible
>>155. Show: House
>>156. School subject: Band.
>>157. Band / singer / artist: Matthew Good (Band).
>>158. Animal: Kittens or dragons!
>>159. Outfit: Comfortable casual clothing.
>>160. Radio station: Rock 101
>>161. Movie: Forrest Gump
, This is Spinal Tap
>>162. Pair of shoes: Sneakers.
>>163. Cartoon: Garfield
>>164. Actor: Don't really have one.
>>165. Actress: See above.
>>166. Potato chip: Doritos.
>>167. Drink: Iced tea or bubble tea.
>>168: Pop: Doesn't matter.
>>169. Holiday: Thanksgiving.
>>170. Perfume / cologne: Don't have one.
>>171. Pizza topping: Olives and pepperoni, with extra cheese.
>>172. Jello flavor: Strawberry.
>>173. Lunch meat: Lyoner sausage.
>>174. Card Game: Big Two.
>>175. Video game: Tetris
>>176. Website: LiveJournal
>>177. Book: Too many to list.
>>178. Computer game: Oregon Trail
>>179. Number: 12.
>>180. Cereal: Shreddies.
>>181. Comedian: Don't have one.
>>182. Dessert: Cheesecake.
>>183. Disney character: Snow White.
>>184. Clothing store: I don't get into clothing stores.
>>185. Pastime: Reading.
>>186. Teacher: Mr. Fromager, for Band.
>>187. Childhood toy: PacMan.
>>188. Carnival game / ride: Teacups.
>>189. Candy bar: Snickers.
>>190. Magazine: Rolling Stone
>>191. Salad dressing: Vinaigrette.
>>192. Thing to do on the weekend: Be with my friends.
>>193. Hot drink: Tea.
>>194. Season: Spring.
>>195. Sport to watch: Hockey.
>>196. Person to talk to online: Corey.
>>~Your Bedroom / Sleeping Habits~
>>197. What color are your sheets: They're purple.
>>198. What color are your bedroom walls: Beige.
>>199. Do you have posters on your wall: Yes.
>>200. If so, of what: A special birthday poster from Shirley, Kelvin, Emily, and Melia.
>>202. How many pillows are on your bed: One.
>>203. What do you normally sleep in: Nightie, or clothes... depends whether it's hot or cold.
>>204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Nightie with teddy bears on it.
>>205. What size bed do you have: Two mattresses.
>>206. Do you have a waterbed / bunk bed / daybed: No.
>>207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: Sure, if you count a second phone on one phone line.
>>209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Mom tried to kill everyone!
>>210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yeah, a few.
>>211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: One and a half.
>>212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: I wouldn't say so, no... although having my head under the blankets might be described as such.
>>213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: No.
>>214. Do you snore: Apparently, so I've been told.
>>215. How about drool: Yeah, sometimes.
>>216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: Yep.
>>217. What color is the carpet in your room: Brown.
>>218. What's under your bed: Carpet.
>>~This or that~
>>219. loser / wannabe: Loser.
>>220. Doughnuts / bagels: Doughnuts.
>>221. Day / night: Night.
>>222. Good witch of the east / wicked witch of the west: Good witch of the east.
>>223. Heaven / hell: Heaven.
>>224. Make love / have sex: Make love.
>>225. Coffee / tea: Tea.
>>226. Hamburgers / hot dogs: Hamburgers.
>>227. Rap / rock: Rock.
>>228. Britney / Christina: Christina, if I had to choose one.
>>229. Swiss cheese / American cheese: Swiss.
>>230. Real World
/ Road Rules
: Real World
>>231. Backstreet Boys / N Sync: N Sync, if I had to choose one.
>>232. Silver / gold: Gold.
>>233. Nike / Adidas: Nike.
>>234. McDonalds / Taco Bell: Taco Bell.
>>235. Sweet / sour: Sour.
>>236. Punk / emo: Punk, as long as it's the REAL punk. ;)
>>237. Hot / cold: Hot.
>>238. Winter / summer: Summer.
>>239. Spring / fall: Spring.
>>240. Operas / plays: Plays.
>>241. Read / watch TV: Read.
>>242. CDs / tapes: CDs.
>>243. DVD / VHS: DVD.
>>244. Old / new: New, unless it's "old" as in historic cities and such.
>>245. Shorts / skirts: Shorts.
>>246. Pink / red: Red.
>>247. Colored pictures / black and white photos: Colored.
>>248. Meat / vegetables: Meat.
>>249. Mexican food / Chinese food: Mexican... I eat Chinese food ALL THE TIME.
>>250. Commercials / infomercials: Commercials.
>>251. Scary movies / comedies: Comedies.
>>252. Bikinis / one-piece bathing suits: One-piece.
>>253. Sandals / tennis shoes: Tennis shoes.
>>254. Dogs / cats: Cats.
>>255. Unicorns / fairies: Fairies.
>>256. Water / land: Land.
>>257. Sugar / spice: Spice.
>>258. Black / white: Black.
>>259. Ribbons / bows: Ribbons.
>>260. Chicken / beef: Beef.
>>261. Colored Christmas lights / regular white Christmas lights: Colored.
>>262. Cars / trucks: Cars.
>>263. Austin Powers / James Bond: Austin Powers.
>>264. Popcorn / pretzels: Popcorn.
>>265. Hip / hop: Hip.
>>266. Passionate kiss / peck: Passionate.
>>267. WWE wrestling / real wrestling: WWE, haha.
>>268. Back rub / foot massage: Back rub.
>>269. Picture frames / photo albums: Photo albums.
>>270. Pens / pencils: Pens.
>>~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
>>271. Eminem: Eh, I guess he's all right... but I don't condone his lifestyle.
>>272. Virgins: Good for us.
>>273. God: He will forgive us our sins, if only we confess and repent of them.
>>274. The Osbournes: Wacky with an interesting lifestyle.
>>275. Reality TV: Haven't watched too much of it.
>>276. J.Lo: Don't like her.
>>277. Religion: Mostly good.
>>278. Emo music: Some of it is TOO emo....
>>279. Valentine's Day: Eh, it's all right... but I never really LOVED it.
>>280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: What comeback?
>>281. Homosexuals: Eh...
>>282. Abortion: Should be illegal except in cases of rape.
>>283. Inter-racial relationships: They don't bug me.
>>284. Murder: Horrible.
>>285. Death: Something we all have to go through.
>>286. Obesity: An American lifestyle, haha.
>>287. Pre-marital sex: Not for me.
>>288. Terrorism: Menacing.
>>289. Pornography: Horrible.
>>290. Fortune Tellers: Trying to divine the future won't help you much.
>>291. Threesomes: ..... damaging to the primary relationship between a man and a woman.
>>292. Prostitution: A sad lifestyle that people turn to.
>>293. Politics: Changes a lot.
>>294. Country music: Ick.
>>295. George W. Bush: Don't respect him that much...
>>296. Cloning: Possibly not a good idea...
>>297. Britney's boobs: Fake or something, I'll bet.
>>298. Gas prices in Canada: As Eric said on Friday, it's pretty sad when you think that 106.7 is a GOOD price for gas!
>>What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
>>299. Jack: Wang.
>>300. Tiffany: Ho.
>>301. Ben: Mayan.
>>302. Maria: Kwan.
>>303. Jennifer: Liang.
>>304. Nicole: Kidman.
>>305. Amy: Liao.
>>306. Adam: Remsen.
>>307. Richard: Ng.
>>308. Justin: Chiang.
>>309. Arnold: Ryomoto.
>>310. Tom: Jerry.
>>311. Melissa: Tee.
>>312. Charlotte: Richard's friend and fellow iTurfer.
>>313. Harold: King.
>>314. John: Lam.
>>315. Joel: Yung.
>>316. Vanessa: Chiu.
>>317. Michelle: To.
>>318. Kevin: Li.
>>319. Brent: Sopel.
>>320. Jake: toilet.
>>321. Billy: Lee.
>>322. Sarah: Chau.
>>323. Natalie: Kielmann.
>>324. Christy: English or Rink.
>>325. Nick: Krusek.
>>326. Linda: Yan.
>>327. Taylor: Smith.
>>328. Jordan: Taylor.
>>329. Jamie: Fraser.
>>330. Adrian: Aaron.
>>~Have You Ever....~
>>331. Mooned anyone: Yes.
>>332. Been on a diet: No.
>>333. Been to a foreign country: the U.S.
>>334. Broken a bone: No.
>>335. Swallowed a tooth / cap / filling: No.
>>336. Swear at a teacher: No.
>>337. Talked to an LJ member via emails or instant messages: Yup.
>>338. Got in a fight: Not a physical one!
>>339. Dated a teacher: No.
>>340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants: Possibly.
>>341. Thought about killing your enemy: Not really.
>>342. Gone skinny-dipping: No.
>>343. Met another LJ member in the flesh: Yes... Cheri, Bob, Corinne, Laura, Palmer, Jasmine...
>>344. Told a little white lie: Yes.
>>345. Told a secret you swore not to tell: Yes.
>>346. Stolen anything: Yes.
>>347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: Probably.
>>348. Been on TV: Nope.
>>349. Been on the radio: No.
>>350. Been in a mosh pit: No.
>>351. Been to a concert: Yup.
>>352. Dated one of your best friends: No.
>>353. Loved someone so much, it made you cry: Yeah...
>>354. Deceived somebody close to you: Probably.
>>355. Broken the law: Yeah.
>>356. Been to a rodeo: No.
>>357. Been on a talk show: No.
>>358. Been on a game show: No.
>>359. Been on an airplane: Yep.
>>360. Got to ride on a fire truck: No.
>>361. Came close to dying: Nah.
>>362. Cheated on a boyfriend / girlfriend: Nope.
>>363. Gave someone a piggy back ride: No.
>>364. Terrorized a babysitter: I don't think so....
>>365. Made a mud pie: Probably.
>>366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: Not that I can recall...
>>367. Snuck out of the house at night: Yep.
>>368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name: No.
>>369. Had an eating disorder: No.
>>370. Felt like you didn't belong: Yep.
>>371. Felt like the third wheel: No.
>>372. Smoked: No.
>>373. Done drugs: No.
>>374. Been arrested: No.
>>375. Had your tonsils removed: No.
>>376. Gone to camp: Yes.
>>377. Won a bet: Yes.
>>378. Written a love letter: Yes.
>>379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: Not really.
>>380. Written a love poem: No.
>>381. Kissed in the rain: No.
>>382. Slow danced with someone you love: No.
>>383. Participated in cyber sex: No.
>>384. Faked an orgasm: No.
>>385. Stolen a kiss: No.
>>386. Asked a friend for relationship advice: No.
>>387. Had a friend steal your boyfriend / girlfriend: No.
>>388. Watched the sunset/ sunrise with someone you love: No.
>>389. Gotten a speeding ticket: No.
>>390. Done jail time: No.
>>391. Had to wear a uniform to work: Yes.
>>392. Won a trophy: No.
>>393. Thrown up in public: Yes, on a sidewalk / in a bowl of hot and sour soup.
>>394. Bowled a perfect game: No.
>>395. Failed / got held back: Yes.
>>396. Got perfect attendance in grade school: HAHAHAHA, no.
>>397. Roasted pumpkin seeds: No.
>>398. Taken ballet lessons: No, I don't have the coordination for it.
>>399. Attempted suicide: No.
>>400. Cut yourself: No.
>>401. Did you play with Barbies: Yes.
>>402. Did you own Treasure Trolls: Yes.
>>403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210
>>404. Did you play Simon Says: Yes.
>>405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock
>>406. Did you wet the bed: Yes.
>>407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: Yes.
>>408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: Not that I can recall...
>>409. Were you shy: Yes.
>>410. Were you spoiled: No.
>>411. Were you abused: Yes.
>>412. Did you go to the circus: No.
>>413. Did you go to the zoo: Yes.
>>414. Were you in a car accident: Yes.
>>415. Did you build snowmen: Yes.
>>416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee: Yes.
>>417. Were your older cousins mean to you: No, they lived in Hong Kong at the time.
>>418. Did you think slinkies were cool: Yes.
>>419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: No.
>>420. Were you afraid of the dark: Maybe a little...
>>421. Did you have slumber parties: Not really.
>>422. Did you have New Kids On The Block
sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls, and pajamas: No.
>>423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: No.
>>424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny / Santa Claus / the Tooth Fairy: Yes.
>>425. Do you believe in aliens: Not really...
>>426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Whiteout, stickers, and CD cases.
>>427. Do you have any hidden talents: I don't think so...
>>428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos: No.
>>429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: No clue.
>>430. What would your movie star name be: No idea.
>>431. Do you play any sports: No.
>>432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: Haven't really seen one that scared me.
>>433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
/ Garden State
>>434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: Sum of All Fears
>>435. Do you drive: No.
>>436. What is your dream car: Don't have one.
>>437. Do you think you're good looking: Not really.
>>438. Do others think you are good looking: Apparently.
>>439. Would you ever skydive: No.
>>440. Do you believe in Bigfoot: Not really.
>>441. How many rooms do you have in your house: Kitchen, bedroom, living room, bathroom... all in a one-bedroom apartment.
>>442. Are you afraid of roller coasters: Yeah.
>>443. Do you believe in God: Yes.
>>444. Do you believe in Satan: No.
>>445. Do you believe there is a heaven: Yes.
>>446. Do you believe there is a hell: Yes.
>>447. Do you own a pool table: No.
>>448. Do you have a pool: No.
>>449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: No.
>>450. Do you like chocolate: Yes, especially now.
>>451. Who / what is on your 2005 calendar: Facts and stories from the Bathroom Reader
>>452. How many U.S. states have you been to: Washington, California, Alaska, and Oregon... so 4.
>>453. Ever wished on a shooting star: Probably.
>>454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore: A pregnant old man.
>>455. Do you carry any weapons on you: No.
>>456. What is your weakness: Sweet talk.
>>457. Name something you can't get enough of: Pho.
>>458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Caring, helpful, and giving.
>>459. How many kids do you want to have: At least 2...
>>460. Future daughters' names: Gloria, Nina, Alexandra, Tatiana...
>>461. Future sons' names: Vicson, Christopher, Sebastian, James...
>>462. What is your ideal way to die: Biting into a nice juicy steak when really old.
>>463. How do you release stress: Talking to certain people online, reading, playing certain online games...
>>464. Do you consider yourself a trendy person: Nah.
>>465. Are you an artistic person: No.
>>466. Are you a realistic person: Yes.
>>467. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off: Yes.
>>468. Are you a strong person: I don't know.
>>469. Are you a strong-willed person: Sometimes!
>>470. Who is the last person to email you: Eunice.. Shanghai Wind is closed on Tuesdays! Damn!
>>471. Who is the last person to IM you: Eric H.
>>472. Do you hate chain emails: Yes.
>>473. Are you a deep sleeper: Usually.
>>474. Are you a good story teller: Depends.
>>475. What do you believe is your best quality: My helpfulness.
>>476. What is your greatest accomplishment: I don't really have one. :(
>>477. Do you like to burn candles or incense: No.
>>478. Do you do yoga: No.
>>479. Do you have your own credit card: No.
>>480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?: Save some in the bank, and spend the rest on me / my true friends / family.
>>481. Do you have a check book: Yes.
>>482. Do you like your drivers licence: Don't have one.
>>483. Do you tan easily: No.
>>484. What color is your hair naturally: Dark brown.
>>485. How many fillings do you have: None.
>>486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit: One.
>>487. Worst feeling in the world?: Knowing you screwed up and there's nothing you can do to fix it.
>>488. Best feeling in the world: Being with your friends and having fun.
>>489. Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Half-full.
>>490. Last thing you downloaded: The latest version of Zone Alarm.
>>491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?: Not really.
>>492. What do you think people think of you: No clue.
>>493. Are you a likeable person: I'd like to think so.
>>494. Do you need therapy: Sometimes I think so, haha.
>>495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance: No, but I used to.
>>496. What's the best way to be proposed to: Creatively.
>>497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP: Haha, they just might.
>>499. When are you moving: Not for a long time, as far as I know.
>>500. What's your favorite phrase: "Whatever."
| 143,990 descendants |
- you're more genetically fit than 48% of the current population -
Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:
| My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 39% on fitnessfactor|
| You are a |
You are best described as a:
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| My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 75% on the word|
| 65934 words!! |
Congratulations! You scored 206!
| You scored as knowing approximately 65934 words and word meanings. You have a truly beautiful vocabulary. |
| My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 93% on words known|
| Bar Queen (Royalty) |
You scored 56% Hot - not and 74% cool - fool!
Queen: Well, ROYALTY! (I'm tired of seeing all these GUYS being called "QUEENS"... I take it from the emails that they dont like it) I'll gladly change it when I get more time!
(YOU ARE A LOYAL CUSTOMER)
Your "NOT" score: wonderful
Your "HOT" score: top-notch
Your "FOOL" score: Fun-loving
Your "COOL" score: mid-level
The title does not mean you're a queen, (unless you are... then I stand corrected)
It's a status of grandeur though... Well... YOU ARE ROYALTY!
You either go to the same bar, and never cause drama or spend a little time at a few, but you're well liked. You would be promoted to "KING" if you tipped more! (Hey, I work for tips... everyone should tip more!) *wink*
The bartenders' first thoughts as you walk through the door...
They like you, and you may even put a smile on their face. You probably have a stool or a table that they watch for... and they probably wonder where you are when you don't show up! They might even offer you the freebies / "'mistakes" with a *wink*
The hotties' thoughts as you try to talk with them... To quote Kenny Rogers: "You rule Smokey's kingdom, your septa is your wine glass... the barstool is your throne."
Now here's that FREE advice I promised you:
(The silly little -SAM SAYS:- threaded throughout this test actually was a little advice already.)
Well, the test scores show mid-levels... which can mean a lot of different things. I'm guessing that you scored high in one area, then low in another. *shrugs* which just evened out to the mid-levels.
So, without anything to go on... Let's just go grab some brews!
In an attempt to make this a little more fun and entertaining, I thought I'd stick with the theme of Cheers and include our friend Sam and a few others from the Cheers bar... each giving their own perspective on your results. (final score)
Each will chime in for different categories from your results and the finalized test scores.
Sam says: "Hail - Hail for the queen!"
Norm says: "Long live the Queen!"
Coach says: "SAM! You should be careful who you call a QUEEN!"
Cliff says: "Coach, the term 'queen' being associated with femininity went out with... well, that tie of yours and Sam's hairstyle years ago... it's more of a regal term nowadays."
Carla YELLS: "Woo-hoo, Cliff! That was funny!"
Sam says: "Now, calling Cliff 'funny' ... That has to be a term of femininity! You know, Single ... 40's ... still lives with his mother ... "
Coach says: "Well, either that or a serial killer!"
(Sorry, I just used filler here, as I said... really nothing to go on)
You could go take another one of my tests, because it might have a more definitive result.
| My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 64% on Hot - not|
|You scored higher than 90% on cool - fool|
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