MEDIOCRE HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS: 1/9/05

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Talking to Darren after all these years... / Quizzes

Darren called when he said he would... quite the refreshing change. ;)

It was very interesting to talk to him... we discussed a lot of stuff:

* our (busy) weeks / plans / how we were / what we did today
* the snow here / the cold here and other places
* Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, and other cities
* Chinese food / my brother's weird food combos
* bad reception and not being able to hear each other
* needing to replace the phone in my room soon
* his new place / unpacking / living on his own
* practicums at City Hall / bundled-up people
* the books we're reading now / video games
* how our respective holiday seasons went
* how it was great talking after all these years
* not knowing what to say after about half an hour
* emailing / being online to set up the next time

I definitely would like to talk to him more, but I need convo material!

Take the quiz:
How much road rage do you have?

Display more anger than half.
Well, I'm not exactly proud. But, at least there are more people who display more road rage than yourself. You may get angry at most drivers, but you aren't a psycho who does drive-by shootings.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Road rage king of the road! (You scored 0)
* One angry road rage bitch! (You scored 0)
* Display more anger than half. (You scored 3)
* Average road rager. (You scored 1)
* Display less anger than half. (You scored 1)
* The happiest person on the road! (You scored 0)

This is exactly why I shouldn't drive, according to my sister: I have road rage issues, and would honk at anyone. :P

Take the quiz:
How To Tell if your best friend is a psycho?

YES, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Your best friend is certifiably insane! Don't fall asleep first, whatever you do!!!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* YES, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! (You scored 2)
* No, you're safe..... for now! (You scored 1)
* Can't tell.. But be aware! (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
Which mythological creature are you?

Dragon
A fiery demon that varies in their beliefs, and can only be slayed be a griffin or a valiant knight.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Dragon (You scored 2)
* Phoenix (You scored 2)
* Griffin (You scored 0)
* Unicorn (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
What should your nickname be?

Shorty
you're loud and you're proud.. and you hate your parents

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Ashtray (You scored 1)
* Shorty (You scored 2)
* Dylan (You scored 1)
* Spud (You scored 1)

Take the quiz:
What branch of the U.S. military is for you?

United States Marine Corps
You are fit to be a Marine! The Marines were fighting battles and winning wars before there ever was a United States of America. You live your life to the fullest, and will take any life that threatens yours, even your mother's! You are one crazy mofo!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* United States Marine Corps (You scored 2)
* Army (You scored 0)
* Navy (You scored 2)
* Airforce (You scored 2)
* National Guard (You scored 1)
* Stay civilian, you nasty thing! (You scored 0)

Take the quiz:
Which side of Ipath are you?

The Renegade Side
You are the ordinary Ipath. You don't take shit from anyone. You spend most of your day thinking on how you might change things. You are quick to change your mood, depending on what you have to eat when you get home from school,

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* The Angry Side (You scored 2)
* The Renegade Side (You scored 4)
* The Sensitive Side (You scored 1)
* The Bored Side (You scored 1)

Labels: books, chinese, darren m., dragons, dylan, emails, food, friends, games, holidays, maxed-out tags limit, msn, names, parents, phone calls, school, snow, steph, stephen, zenhex

Time for backing up my entries! / Swear Words

LJ is up! Time to begin backing up my entries on GJ like I said I would! Too much snow outside... guilt-trips about worshipping will NOT work on me! Not looking forward to being snowed in again! Curse the weather!

Take the quiz:
Which swear word are you?

Cunt
Your swearword is cunt. You're a bit of a chav... Is your car up on bricks, by any chance?

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Cunt (You scored 1)
* Poohead (You scored 1)
* Wanker (You scored 0)
* Twat (You scored 1)
* Shitface (You scored 1)

Labels: gj, lj, poo, snow, words, zenhex

LJ still being down, found my wallet, Darren calling, Reality Lag

LJ is still down, and they made a special Power Loss page with updates. If it ever goes back up, these are the first things I'm going to do:

* attempt to convince my LJ friends to get a GJ (even though I shall probably still be at LJ)

* back up most of my LJ entries on GJ... I knew I should have done it earlier, and was thinking about it last week!

* try to find similar GJ communities to the ones I'm in at LJ, although I know it probably won't be the same since the LJ communities are more active and such... I was going to do it anyhow...

This would be a good time to figure out how to view the friends of your friends on GJ. I asked a question on the GJ forums about that, and then they deleted it! *argh*

I might spend less time on the Net because of this... we'll see.

In other news, I found my wallet... it was under a pile of stuff.

Got to talk to Darren for a bit earlier... I believe him when he says he'll call me tonight at 8 my time, unlike certain other people. ;) It'll be so wonderful to finally hear his voice.. it was great hearing Corey / Candy / Stephen, after all. :D

Anyone else ever experience "reality lag?" As Spoz wrote in his blog:

"found this little article on the WIRED website.. piss funny little column on the notion of "reality lag," when.. after an extended lunatic session of playing computer games.. or wot'ever.. you re-enter reality.. only to be annoyed that the rules of the game world no longer apply.. you realise you can't kill people with rocket launchers in reality, only to have them respawn elsewhere 2 seconds later..

kinda reminds me of that time last year.. during my 2 month lunatic binge of song remastering.. I got so caught up in the insanity of EQ / compression / limiters.. etc.. that even when I got away from the computer and I wuz out somewhere.. drinking beer, catching a few bands.. there'd be my brain, desperate to EQ balance the reality.. coz I just KNEW it wuz off by a few frequencies.."

I'll read it later... I have to be out of here in ten minutes!

Labels: alcoholic drinks, candy, computer, corey, darren m., friends, gj, internet, lj, phone calls, spoz, stephen

LJ Updates, discussions with friends

UPDATES ON LIVEJOURNAL'S STATUS

Update #1, 7:35 PM PST: We have power again, and we're working to assess the state of the databases. The worst thing we could do right now is rush the site up in an unreliable state. We're checking all the hardware and data, making sure everything's consistent. Where it's not, we'll be restoring from recent backups and replaying all the changes since that time, to get to the current point in time, but in good shape. We'll be providing more technical details later, for those curious, on the power failure (when we learn more), the database details, and the recovery process. For now, please be patient. We'll be working all weekend on this problem if we absolutely have to.

Update #2, 10:11 PM: So far, so good. Things are checking out, but we're being paranoid. A few annoying issues, but nothing that's not fixable. We're going to be buying a bunch of rack-mount UPS units on Monday so this doesn't happen again. In the past, we have always trusted Internap's insanely redundant power and UPS systems, but now that this has happened to us twice, we realize the first time wasn't a total freak coincidence. C'est la vie.

Talked to a bunch of my friends tonight: I had Eric tell me that he was deranged, and that I was crazy. That works for me, even if he did tell me that my mind was always on the toilet and flushing! We sang songs (some of which were stupid or silly :P) to each other, and we also discussed his new job which starts next week, Dragon Ball bubble tea, money, my wallet, MSN, showers, canker sores, his cell phone, hockey games, (stepping on) the snow / cold / (black) ice / melting with salt, gas prices, suitcases as toboggans, the post office, cash, kung-fu fighting, lateness, our weeks, updates, life, birthdays, our memory, going to the gym, some outreach events, being sick, certain hot / cold temperatures, green tea ice cream, hot chocolate, being tired / falling asleep, being busy, too much schoolwork already, Danielle greeting Citrus with "hey babe" not being funny despite what Nathan thought, and probably plenty of other stuff too.

Labels: birthdays, bubble tea, citrus, coincidences, danielle, dragon ball, eric m., fellowship, games, hockey, ice cream, lj, mail, maxed-out tags limit, money, nathan, school, sex, snow, songs

Friday, January 14, 2005

Broken LiveJournal, Friday plans (or not), absent-mindedness

I tried logging into LJ just now, and got this:

Our data center (Internap) lost all its power, including redundant backup power, for some really unknown reason. (unknown to me, at least) We're currently dealing with bringing our 100+ servers back online. Not fun. We're not happy about this. Sorry... :-/ More details later when we know about the cause of this.

Argh! I hate when this happens.. and Graffiti.net is terminally borked!

I'm not going out tonight, either... I can't raise Eric on the phone since he's not home. (I knew I should have gotten his cell number last week...) Unless he was messing with me again... nah, I would've known that. Actually, he just called: I wondered whether I should go or not, but he convinced me. :D He always does, since he's important to me. Let's hope it's not too icy out!

That notice I got from the post office earlier this week was a SECOND NOTICE... I don't know why it wasn't indicated on the notice as such. Then I wouldn't have had to inconvenience my parents by having them drive here to pick me up! Sigh....

Absent-minded: I have NO idea where my wallet is. The thing is in the apartment somewhere, since I put a cheque in it a couple days ago. Just not sure where it is now... maybe I need to clean this place up.

Labels: annoyances, emails, eric m., fellowship, lj, mail, parents, phone calls, snow

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Prank Call CD Tracklist

This is the tracklist for the prank call CD that Corey gave me. :D

LJ link.
Facebook note link.

Estimated running time of CD: 46 hours, 3 minutes, 20 seconds. (according to RealPlayer)

Number of tracks: 882.

No, I can't be bothered to censor the names... too bad! :P

Some of them are hilarious, but some of them (like the repeated Arnold calls) are kinda lame. :P

There are probably some more duplicates that I haven't caught. :P

Look the main artists up on the Net if you want to know more. :)

PRANK CALLS GALORE!

Al Cashew

Carl (2:42)
Dog Box (2:12)
Emergency Room (1:50)
Just Like The Nut (4:31)

Al Pacino Pranks

Car Dealer (1:26)
Cracker Barrel 1 (0:43)
Cracker Barrel 2 (1:32)
Furniture Guy (2:13)
Limo Guy (2:03)
Stuckey Brothers (1:35)
Man 1 (3:57)
Diane at Diners Club (2:11)
Man 2 (2:03)
Amex (2:27)

Amery

Arnold Calls A Business (0:40)
Ms. Cleo (2:08)
Prank Call to Gay Bar (2:41)
Howard Stern Calls Random Girl (1:07)
Howard Stern Calls Grocery (0:39)
Half Nigger Prank Phone Calls (3:05) [x2... weird!]
Happy Birthday To A Japanese (2:59)
Mall Store (2:40)
Arnold Calls A Mother (0:40)
Random Woman 1 (0:47)
Sam Goody (1:05)
Some Girl (0:40)
Happy Valentine's Day (2:15)
Valentine Call 2 (1:42)
Happy Valentine's Day 3 (1:54)
Happy Valentine's 4 (3:25)
Wal-Mart (1:18)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Phone Pranks

Calls Cottons (Holy Outlaws) (0:42)
Pranks (0:42)
Call (1:48)
Crafts Store (1:18)
Texaco (3:43)
Gator Lodge (0:42) [x3... weird!]
Asian Escort Service (2:14)
Asian Woman (1:28)
Drunk Guy Marley (3:34)
Gateway 1 (1:56)
Gateway 2 (1:48)
Hooters (0:35) [x2... weird!]
Preferred Reality (0:36) [x2... weird!]
Pizza Shop (1:36)
Sunshine Hotel (1:16)
Old Lady (2:56)
Arnie Calls Redneck Lady (4:05)
Telemarketer Calls Arnold (2:14)

The Avc.com

411 & Noises (3:21)
Stealing Backpacks (9:11)
Blockbuster (7:04)
Blockbuster [British Version] (4:01)
Cybersex (0:49)
Big Fat Lying Pizza Lady (4:18)
Electric Fences For Daycares (7:11)
Insult List 3 (1:57)
Nudists Visit Kids' Museum (4:21)
Pam Anderson's Porno Career (0:52)
Pam Anderson Calls Back (0:54)
Pizza Shit (2:40)
Shipping Children (7:40)

Bam Margera and Brandon DiCamillo

Burger King Prank (Chocolate Milk) (1:09)

Binny: Infestation Records

Allied Motors (3:55)
My Brother (4:21)
How's Your Toe? (4:58)
I Never Called Him Anything! (3:25)
You Called My Brother Again! (4:46)

Blackout's Box

Buttworm [Michael Biggins] (12:08)
Brad's Dirty Secret (8:31)
Gladys: The Evil Kazoo Player [LIVE] (16:02)
Doggy Ease (16:40)
I've Never Had Coffee With You (2:46)
Gladys: Gimme A Good One (9:16)
Operation Turbo Boost (16:11)
Are You Crazy? (2:02)
Gladys' Broken Toy (7:28)
Chen Lee and the Burning Pot of Fire (7:56)
The Spanish Cop's Gonna Get You! (2:29)
Corporate Shit (14:25)
The First Gladys Call (Hello Mother&#^%) (3:12)
Grandma & Jacklyn (11:49)
Green Poopies [with special guest Velveeta] (5:53)
Hair Catastrophe (9:41)
Irving and my Dog (22:00)
Kabuki Warrior Party (13:00)
Malcolm and the White Boys (10:11)
Take Your Medicine (22:35)
Mirtha Weiner (5:33)
Precious Moments (6:34)
The Quan Chronicles (The Quanicles) (35:59)
Rio Hair [with special guest Velveeta] (4:41)
The Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society (13:08)
The Sins of Kilty O'Neal (5:28)
I've Got Talent (Part 1) (7:19)
Yoyoyoyoyo (0:33)

Bum Bar Bastards

Tom (5:38)
Tube Bar Pranks on Red (8:29) [the inspiration for Bart's calls to Moe on the Simpsons]
Tube Bar - Red (24:53)
Red's Crapper (3:29)
Interlude (0:49)
Judy (3:39)
More Red 2 (2:11)
More Red 3 (1:46)

Chris Tucker Prank Calls

Girl At Work (0:50)
Confused Man (0:37)
Girl At Shop (0:40)

CollegeSucks.org

Computer Calls A Residence (10:38)
Did You Page Me With A *69? (5:09)
Peace Out, Cactus! (2:07)

CollegeSucks.org -- Prank Call Crew

Computer Calls A Residence (2:00)
The KFC Nuts! -- Get A Life (1:43)

Corey himself (I finally get to hear the Super Dude's voice.. so wonderful! :D)

Potato Thief (0:34)
Rico Sandwich (2:14)
You Paged Me! 1 (1:36)
You Paged Me! 2 (0:52)
You Paged Me! 3 (1:01)
You Paged Me! 4 (1:35)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Bruce Willis Pranks

Old Lady (0:46)
Pizza Place (1:33)
I'm From Jersey! (0:51)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Dr. Phil Pranks

Tracy (5:02)
Margo at the SPCA (5:03)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Full Metal Jacket Pranks

Studio City [Hartman 1] (1:45)
You're Worthless! [Hartman 2] (0:27)
Norman (0:48)
Siobhan (0:45)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Garden Grove

Mr. Easter (1:43)
Mr. Barnett (2:04)
Mr. Gray (1:25)
Continuation of Mr. Gray (0:46)

Ebaumsworld.com -- General Prank Calls

100 Grand (1:25)
Bad News (1:47)
Bag of Rice (1:06)
Buttplugs (1:42)
Robert DeNiro (3:05)
The Meaning of Fuck (2:23)
Homer Simpson (3:43)
Ladies Man (1:55)
The Mechanic (4:07)
Michael Jackson (3:37)
Norman Bates (1:40)
Office Space (1:11)
Ozzy Osbourne (2:28)
Sling Blade (1:26)
Vibrator Prank (4:56)
Male Virility Pill (13:33)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Hasaad Market

Bad Salami-Turkey Sandwich (1:39)
Green Turkey Sandwich (1:26)
Health Department (3:56)
Another Bad Sandwich (2:11)
Threats Resulting from Bad Sandwiches (1:22)
Attempted Hang-Ups (0:42)
I Want My Money Back! (3:36)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Ms. Cleo Pranks

Middle-Aged Lady (1:59)
Men (2:14)
Sleepy Man / Young Woman (4:16)
Girl With Hysterectomy (3:04)

Ebaumsworld.com -- Mr. Richard Bergis Pranks

Big Bros. / Lil Bros. (7:51)
Gay Day (5:25)
Gay School Prank (6:29)
Magazines (6:18)
NASCAR Calls: Redneck Prank (9:25)
Prank 3: Child Support (9:58)

The Eradicators

Poo On The Porch (11:48)
Bakery (5:37)

Excess

GSXR For My 11-Year-Old Son, Please (3:28)
Asian Fantasy: Overdue Movies (3:31)
Patrick? Hat Trick? Cactus! (2:49)
Cucumber and Goldfish: We Have Pictures That Need to be Picked Up... (1:52)
Gangster Elmo (3:07)
Happy Birthday (2:34)
Where Is God? Is God There? (2:40)
Is John Simmons There? (1:51)
Mommy? (3:01)
Off Goes The Nextels (5:02)
Ouch, Baby... Don't Go There (3:13)
Overdue Videos (4:15)
Retard Calls Wal-Mart (7:18)
You Paged Me? (Shitty Cell) (1:06)
Why Did You Page Me? (Slowness) (3:13)
Subway Doesn't Sell Metrocards (1:56)
You Paged Me? (Football) (1:42)
You Paged Me? (Stupid 1) (1:02)
You Paged Me? (Stupid 2) (3:33)
You Paged Me? (Shit Bastard) (0:42)
You Paged Me? (Retard) (3:21)
You Paged Me? (Killer) (3:09)
You Paged Me? (Photo) (3:58)
Why Did You Page Me? (3:10)
Why Are You Paging Me? 1 (1:26)
Stop Paging Me, Dammit! (1:07)
Why Are You Paging Me? 2 (1:23)
Page (0:56)
You Paged Me? 1 (2:43)
You Paged Me? 2 (1:13)
Wake Survey (0:16)
Cactus To Some Gangsters (4:50)

Flaming Genitals

A Little TLC (4:19)
Alpo (2:54)
Babysitting (0:39)
Black Fantasy Hotline (0:38)
Breakfast (1:49)
Cheese (1:25)
Dead Dog (1:33)
Dog 2 (3:22)
Dog 3 (4:17)
Drinking Problem (2:13)
Erection (2:47)
Eric (2:21)
Fred (1:43)
Funeral Home (1:45)
Guns (1:30)
Homo Hotline (0:51)
Insemination (1:32)
Lesbians (2:54)
Meat (1:07)
Meat 2 (6:15)
Meat 3 (1:24)
Payback In Flesh (1:31)
Retirement Home (3:58)
SM Church (1:26)
Survey (0:52)
Tom (2:41)
Vibrators (2:56)
Video (2:17)
Wood (6:07)
Your Ass, My Phone (0:35)

FUSE ONE HFL Krue 2000

Arnold Ameritania-0 (1:28)
Arnold Ameritania (1:28)
Arnold Asian Man (1:18)

Howard Stern Prank Calls

Diana at Wal-Mart (1:27)
Helpdesk (0:37)
Gretchen (0:52)
Shoreline (2:07)
Sean at Blockbuster (1:18)
Woman at Store (3:05)
Howard Stern Calls Himself (3:20)
Howard Stern Calls AOL (2:52)
Singaporean Man (2:32)

Jack Black Prank Calls

Push-Ups (1:43)
Guy At Work (1:13)
Girl Burning CDs (3:15)
Chicken Nuggets (1:14)

Jack Nicholson Prank Calls

Kelly (1:13)
Blackjack Pizza (5:47)

Joe Pesci Prank Calls

Middle-Aged Man 1 (0:19)
Donnie (0:44)
Steve at the Tire Store (1:25)
Middle-Aged Man 2 (1:25)

Judge Judy Pranks

Health Food Store (0:56)
Foreign Man 1 (2:43)
Wendy (1:40)
Omar (3:07)
Foreign Man 2 (2:59)

Lewis Seymour

Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls A CRAZY Chinese Guy (3:10)
Arnold Schwarzenegger messes (2:45)

Mancow

Pizza Pie With No Crust Phone Scam (1:29)

Mark Knofler

Wood (2:07)
U-Haul (5:13)
Run You Out Of Business (2:18)
Burger King Popcorn (0:33)
Septic Tank (0:48)
Get Goofy (1:28)
Camel Hut (3:11)
Three Questions (0:23)
Race Fever (1:25)
We're Closed On Monday (1:09)
Intercourse? (0:36)
Handjob (5:21)
Natural Shoes (0:41)
Drywall Message (0:28)
Flaming Chiropractic (1:55)
Ready To Go (1:58)
Nasty Pictures (0:43)
Toilet Paper (2:21)
XL Bulls (1:05)
Rooti Tooti (2:53)
Physical (1:56)
Catherine (1:07)
Wrong Days Inn (2:35)
We Are Toys (3:27)
Upper Class Nobility (2:52)
Corn Dogs (1:41)
Nintendo (3:01)
Montezuma's Revenge (0:42)
They Called Me (4:02)
Pastabilities (2:19)
Fridge Running? (0:28)
Amanda (5:23) [x3... weird!] {has a 9:38 and 9:40 version}
Carve My Initials (0:31)

Mikeno Thugz

Pizza Hut Prank Call (0:36)

Miscellaneous Prank Calls

Doctor Morrison (1:00)
Hand To Hand (5:35)
I'm Gonna Fuck Your Day Up (1:55)
Nazi (2:20)
Penis Bong (1:09)
Pick Me Up At The Airport (2:01)
AOL Prank (7:01)
Brain Cancer (3:47)
Dildo (2:27)
Freezer (2:18)
Gastro Emergency Problem (2:31)
Mr. Batts (3:12)

MOJO In The Morning: Phone Scams

Bee Sting Salon (4:43)
Black Mold (5:10)
Calling In Sick (4:01)
Carpet Uninstaller (4:36)
Classified Ad (4:59)
Drug Test: Gail (4:27)
Drug Test: Richard (4:48)
Dumb Ass (9:05)
Fitness Test (6:56)
Flippenripple Tree & Garden (4:51)
Greeting Card Research (4:26)
Halloween Candy [CANNOT BE PLAYED]
Hip-Hop Chinese Food (2:56)
Jello Cake (5:16)
Julia Child Scam (3:48)
Lost in the Depot (6:05)
McClapper Value (5:25)
Moment of Silence (4:17)
Nail Gun (4:09)
Peter Jennings Scam (4:13)
Plus-Sized Model (2:59)
Stuck In Playland (4:48)
Vegas Bachelor Party (4:57)

MOJO In The Morning: Street Scams

A-Hole Survey (5:36)
Bathroom Attendant, Part One (7:57)
Denny's Grand Slam (8:16)
Spike Steals Golf Cart (Part Two) (3:48)
Grocery Shopping (5:14)
Human Organs, Part Two (10:14)
Jesus at the Wings Game (8:11)
Quitting Wal-Mart (7:54)
Sears Treadmill (9:15)
Shower With A Stranger (8:28)
Towel Street Scam (6:36)
University of Michigan Street Scam (9:28)

Near Miss

Go Go Adobe! (2:30)
Real Rockin'! (1:21)

Ned

Malcolm X (3:34)
Gay Channel Call (4:14)

Neighbor From Hell

Asad's Market 2 (0:37)
Bad Sandwich 1 (3:40)
Bad Sandwich 2 (1:29)
Bad Sandwich 3 (5:33)

Patricia S.

Margaret Mitchell Novels (1:45)
Octopus (7:58)
A Literal Bleeding Apology (6:34)

Phantom Callers

CD Shopper (3:57)
The Dangerous Taco (8:31)
Backed-Up Sewer (1:23)
Failed Break-Out Attempt (5:26)
Liquor Control #1 (5:16)
Liquor Control #2 (4:45)
Star Trucking (7:17)
Vacuum Dispute (6:51)

Phat Ass J

Taco Bell Prank Call (2:04)

Phone Losers of America

Big Phone Bill (0:33)
Big Larry 1 (0:36)
Big Larry 2 (0:20)
Big Larry 3 (0:18)
Confronting the Information Number About Their Fraud (3:42)
Dino 1 (0:01.7)
Dino 2 (0:11)
Dino 3 (0:16)
Dino 4 (0:01.8)
Dino 5 (0:11)
Dino 6 (0:01.4)
Dino 7 (0:14)
Dino 8 (0:02.8)
Dino 9 (0:20)
Dino 10 (0:08.7)
Dino 11 (0:28)
Dino 12 (0:02)
Dino 13 (0:11)
Dino 14 (0:19)
Fred Meyer Shoplifting Employee (11:40)
Information Operator Muttering (0:54)
Making Fun of an Operator (2:19)
OCI Tries To Counsel Me (1:27)
Breakin' Racist (1:20)

Phone Losers of America: Auto Parts Store: Auto Parts

Auto Parts 5.0 (0:59)
89-Inch Bolt (0:38)
A Tough Guy (1:09)
AA Batteries (0:34)
Alternators and District Managers (1:56)
Are You Open? (0:52)
Brake Light (0:42)
Brake Pads (3:09)
Call Payless (2:55)
Carb Kit (1:37)
Don't Speak English (0:14)
Email Address (1:15)
Go Back To The Kitchen (0:36)
No Flat Belts (1:45)
No More Chevys (1:18)
Noisy Kids (0:51)
Not A Sir (0:22)
On My Way Over (0:12)
One Spark Plug (2:00)
Plug & Play (0:55)
Proper English (0:32)
Radiator Hose (0:23)
Serious Attitude Problems (2:05)
Shut Your Kids Up (1:00)
Syrup (0:38)
Talk To The Manager (0:55)
Timing Belts With Toppings (2:21)
Up A Tree (0:32)
Using The Bathroom (2:30)
V. Belt and Duct Tape (1:37)
What Time (1:09)
What's Your Problem? (0:46)
Wheel Barrel (1:27)
Window Motor (0:52)
Wiper Switch (0:40)
Wrong Light Bulb (1:23)

Phone Losers of America: Deaf Relay

Commuter Airline (0:14)
Slow Typist (0:17)
I'm Green (0:17)
Bob's Dick (0:10)

Phone Losers of America: Drive-Thru

I'm New Here (0:37)
Lawsuit (3:04)
Who Said That? (0:25)
You Smell Funny (1:35)

Phone Losers of America: Motel & Hotel Phone Calls: Hotel

Discrediting the Front Desk (9:37)
Drugs and Hookers (6:16)
Fax Machine Violation (3:45)
Front Desk Pranking Guests (10:22)
Harmonica (5:55)
Need A Room (2:03)
New Transfer Policy (1:26)
No Motherfucker Policy (1:53)
Profanity Is Illegal (1:25)
Towel Check (1:36)
Wake-Up Call (2:18)
Worried About My Son (2:40)

Phone Losers of America: Movie Theatre Calls: Theatre

1976 Freaky Friday (2:33)
Anti-American Lady (0:59)
Attitude Problem (0:27)
Automated System (0:23)
Bell Repair (3:27)
Cabin By The Lake (2:02)
Can I Have Your Name? (0:50)
Confused Employee (2:18)
Does She Give Good Head? (1:19)
English Major (0:44)
Fuck The Internet (1:32)
I'm Lying (0:46)
Juju Beads (0:30)
Lady Asking Dumb Questions (2:01)
Let Me Talk To The Manager (0:33)
No Spy Kids (0:41)
Nosy Bitch (0:46)
Not A Recording (0:55)
Over Seventeen (1:08)
Pizza On The Grill (1:54)
Porn Movies (1:37)
Recording Line Broken (0:50)
Rotary Dial Phones (4:17)
Say Please (0:54)
Second-Hand Something (1:19)
Slaps His Hand With A Ruler (1:09)
Social Security Number 1 (0:47)
Social Security Number 2 (0:59)
Teeny-Boppers (3:00)
The Telephone Operator (0:39)
What In The World (0:26)
What's "SWAT" Stand For? (0:56)

Phone Losers of America: Phone Losers of America

Are You Mad, Alex Carbon? (0:48)
Kay (2:32)
Big Electric Charge (0:21)
Oh No, I'm Not (0:24)
Modem Scam Mary (1:05)
Aw, Go To Hell! (0:29)
Ride Home (3:55)
Bad Check Writer (5:25)
Pizza Fruitcake (0:27)
Directory Assistance (1:38)
Relay Message (0:34)
Roy's Bait and Tackle (2:33)
Linus Pole (3:11)
Directory Assistance to BP (1:13)
I Don't Want No Calling Card (0:12)

Phone Losers of America: Phone Mobbing

Bingo Hell (6:02)
Garage Sale (0:52)
Loveline (7:12)
Russian Brides (6:29)
What's Your Bid? (9:35)

Phone Losers of America: Pizza

Can't Find Your House (1:11)
Don't Be A Nazi (1:53)
Don't Call After 11 (1:41)
Don't Piss Me Off (0:54)
Hang Up (1:06)
Health Regulations (0:42)
Not An Advice Service (0:22)
Party Deal (3:05)
That Doesn't Cut It (0:39)
The Right Place (0:27)
Too Old (1:45)
Vegan Driver (1:21)
Waste (0:41)

Phone Losers of America: Pizza Calls

Credit Call (2:04)
Fat-Fingered Girl (4:56)
Fight (0:53)
Jack Cancels (0:19)
Kids In The Phone (1:34)
Pepperoni (1:16)

Phone Losers of America: Pizza: Complaints

About Girlfriend (2:50)
Go Ahead and Tell on Us (2:08)
Service You Sexually (3:09)

Phone Losers of America: PLA

Carol Meinel Sings Us Hymns (0:28) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Tells us About the Pretty Blue Lights (3:34) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Makes Her Own Explosives (1:13) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Says We're Silly (0:27) [no sound? RA?]
Red Box Dildo (0:44)

Phone Losers of America: PLA TV [all with videos!]

Drive-Thru Shenanigans (10:19)
Happy Birthday (3:23)
Little Caesar's (0:35)
Prank Calls with Red Box Chili Pepper! (7:34)
Soda Cup (3:56)
Taco Bell Takeover (5:22)

Phone Losers of America: Relay Operator

PLA: Go Away (0:22)
Summer Nights (2:06)

Phone Losers of America: Tech Support: PLA Tech Support

18 Dollar Fuse (4:32)
Tech Support Boner 1 (2:01)
Tech Support Boner 2 (0:41)
Tech Support Boner 3 (0:15)
Crazy With The Love (1:11)
Education Sucks (1:53)
Email Problems (0:24)
Enter Your Password (0:20)
Evil Password Hacker Guy (1:05)
Harder and Longer (0:51)
Have A Groovy Day (1:15)
I Can't Believe You Fell For That (0:31)
I Don't Have A Gerbil (0:22)
New Billing Rates (2:23)
No, You Didn't (1:39)
Nooner (4:31)
Script Terminals (0:36)
Technical Support (0:34)
The Server Is Not Connecting (0:53)
Throw It Out The Window (0:29)
What Kind of Questions Are These? (0:50)
Whore Having Problems With Installation CD (2:34)
Wrong Modem Number (1:14)
You Can Eat It (0:29)
S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D (0:56)

Phone Losers of America: Tech Support: PLA Tech Support: Cactus

Cactus Won't Help Me (5:53)
I'm Rather Confused (1:18)
Is This A Business (0:35)
The User Is Broken (0:51)
What Are You Trying To Play? (0:39)

Phone Losers of America: Voicebridge

Call Back, Do Again (0:01.7)
Help (0:42)
Troy Wal-Mart (0:39)
Wal-Mart Playstation Scam: Betty (4:26)
Wal-Mart Playstation Scam: Nick (4:06)

Prank Calls Unlimited

Irate Customer (0:41)

Prank Radio

Barby-Deltree (12:39)
Barby-Yorph-Deltree (7:02)
Deltree 11.11.99 #1 (10:24)
Deltree 11.11.99 #2 (0:50)
Deltree 11.11.99 #3 (8:11)
Deltree Callback 11.11.99 (1:44)
AOL Explosion [Bri-Bri] (2:02)
Ferret 11.11.99 (1:56)

Pranksville

Bloody Cork (2:15)
Cupid Sarrow (1:07)
Free "Can You Hear Me?" (1:58)
Fob Prank Call (2:47)
Chinese 2 [CANNOT BE PLAYED]
Kerpal [You Kicked My Dog] (3:17)

Redneck Pranksters

Adoption (0:53)
Bartending (0:42)
Bridal Registry (4:39)
Cats (4:07)
Child Abusing [Joe Hernandez] (1:18)
Child Care (2:25)
Coats (4:10)
Credit (5:05)
Dalmatian (2:13)
Adult Daycare (1:16)
Hello... Deaf Lady? (1;16)
Funeral (1:20)
Greek (1:17)
Hair Appointment (1:30)
Hair Removing [Betty Bigham] (5:02)
Heads Up #1 [Elijah Poindexter] (1:56)
Heads Up #2 [Elijah Poindexter] (1:59)
Hearing Aid 1 (2:15)
Hearing Aid 2 (3:39)
Hearing Aid 3 (3:24)
Idiot (0:35)
Janitor (2:38)
Jellybean (0:25)
Jujitsu (1:29)
Lockout (2:16)
Montage (3:13)
Nursery (0:47)
Poison (3:39)
PR (2:53)
Q (0:46)
Roaches (4:56)
Sandbox (1:28)
Screecher (1:35)
Unisex (1:24)
Wrong Death (1:12)

Rodney Carrington

Revenge on the Telemarketers (4:03)

Roy D. Mercer

Bad Pager (5:08)
Car Dealer (5:55) [x3... weird!]
My Wife's Fat Ass (3:05)
Septic Tank (4:30) [x2... weird!]
Cheating Boyfriend (2:44)
Chinese Restaurant (2:35)
Retard Stole My Newspaper (2:10)
R.D. (5:00)
Post Office Fix (5:12)
16 Phone Calls / Killer Pranks (5:29)
Ornery Mare (4:17) [x2... weird!]
Male Yorkie (5:52)
Is My Daddy Over There? (3:42)
Auto Mechanic (3:52) [x2... weird!]
Babysittin' (3:13)
Bad Gas (5:31)
Barber Shop (3:50)
Birth A Baby Down 'Ere (3:22)
Boat Prop (3:55)
Bowlin' Ball Fungus (4:56)
Cemetery [Graveyard] (5:19) [x3... weird!]
Corn Dog (3:34)
Country Club (4:49)
Dead Rooster (4:47)
Dead Trees (5:36)
Fishin' Report (2:42)
Friday the 13th (3:02)
Gas Meter (3:47)
Golf Course 1 (3:52)
Golf Course 2 (2:52)
Horse Feed (4:25)
How Big A Boy Are Ya? (3:31)
Janitor (4:05)
Jerry Springer Show (4:19)
Jordan (4:58)
Mink Coat (6:03)
Network Ass-Whup (6:09)
Network (5:34)
Pawn Shop (6:06)
Prank Phone Calls (3:49)
Pregnant Daughter (3:11)
Spoilt Seed (3:55)
Super Model (5:01)
Varnished Frogs (2:49)
Vet Bill (4:04)
X-Ray-Ologist (3:23)
Walk In On My Wife! (4:03)
Dead Goat (4:44)
Dead Hamster [Navy Recruiter] (2:47) [x2... weird!]
Love Birds (3:52)
Bad Apples (5:07)

Bad Popcorn (3:44)
Chiropractor (4:35)
Coffee Shop (6:03)
Cookie Buzz (2:58)
Damn Boots (6:19)
Dead Rooster (4:46)
Fender-Bender (4:49)
Giant Squash (3:50)
Good Fortune (3:17)
Grass Fire (3:29)
Hot Tape Deck (3:38)
Insurance Claim (4:27)
JJ The DJ (4:22)
Lighting Momma's Farts! (2:38)
Lost Lunchbox (4:16)
Mall (4:49)
Mercer Family Christmas (2:13)
Movers (4:40)
Poison Pansies (4:50)
Police Chief (3:38)
Prank Call to Gay Bar (2:42) [x2... weird!]
RV Backwash (3:37)
Radio (5:14)
Vet Bill (4:04)
Roy Vs. Goldberg (3:43)
Smooshed Hand (6:10)
Sore Feet (5:02)
Travel Agency (5:49)
Lawn Mower & Bird Feeder (4:13)
Whup 1 (5:37)
Whup 2 (5:12)
Zeerox the Myna Bird (3:53)
Bad Paint Jobs (4:51)
Butt Plugs (1:42)
Fingernails (4:41)
Bird Dog (5:19)

Samuel L. Jackson Pranks

Man at Home (1:04)
Man at Work (4:06)

Seattle Phone Pranks

Car Pizza Maker (2:54)
Fastback (1:11)
Cockatoos (0:48)
LTD Color (0:13)
Yelling (1:28)
Bleeding Brittanica (0:34)
William Prim (1:46)
Mustang Shroud (3:00)
Has It Ever Been Farted In (2:52)
Wrong Number (0:54)
Dishwasher (1:15)
Drachmas (0:45)
Gay Answering Machine (0:31)
Notes (1:22)
David Slokum (3:22)
Commercial (1:14)
1978 200SX (0:57)
Bad Mood (1:04)
Vega (1:46)
Corolla (0:29)
Records For Sale (4:42)
Musical Instrument (3:21)
1966 Chevrolet Impala Convertible (4:01)
Daylight Savings Time (4:21)
Caleb Powder (4:11)
Keyboard Player (3:14)
Roger Roger Roger (1:23)
Sandman (0:22)
Raymond Sheets (1:24)
Bean Blossom (0:33)
Quality Cat Stabbers (1:57)
Cockatiels (0:42)
Bobby Bunting (1:25)
Robert Bunch (2:20)
Order (5:30)
Mr. Haberly (4:44)
Another Car (1:34)

Something Awful thread pranks

Cosmetic Surgery (2:12)
Dog Fence [Brandon DiCamillo] (5:30)
Broken Record [Jim Florentine; Terrorizing Telemarketers] (9:05) [x2... weird!]
Arab Life Alert (3:52)
Greenhouse of Doom (0:08.8)
The Shoney's Retard (1:57)
This Is Martha (3:05)
Vinny's Goats (1:20)
Ordering Pizza in New Zealand [Merrick & Rosso] (2:51)
Glenn Boyles (1:12)
My Neighbor (1:14)

Tech Support Comedy

Cowboy Jim Rants (0:36)
Dickwhore (0:09.9)
Fax Me Some Information (1:49)
Ghetto Boy 1 (8:05)
Ghetto Boy 2 (2:00)
Max Side Swam (1:51)
Mouse (1:20)
Need User Name (4:24)
Screwing (0:15)
Speak To Manager (2:15)
Super (1:14)

The Phone Heads

A Stinky Situation (1:53)
The Canine Contestant (2:53)
Bootsnatch (5:46)
Da Handyman (1:26)
My Alter Ego (1:42)
The Networking Nerd (2:01)
Lumpy Logs (4:58)
Steele's Telephone Grams (3:38)
Car Jackers (1:31)
The Craps Dealer (4:40)
We Suck Cock (4:33)
Subliminal (3:42)
Work For Food (1:59)
Pap Smear Way (3:18)
Don't Be Rude (5:42)
Home Alone (2:16)
Boys On Bike (3:55)
The S.O.B. (2:11)
Violent Vinny (2:44)

Touch Tone Terrorists

Airplane Hubcaps (3:58)
You ARE the Trash! (5:10)
Messenger Guy (3:29)
Pay Yo Damn Bill (3:43)
Cable (1:15)
Woman Thinks She Called Parcel Service Number 2 [Crank Yankers] (5:45)
Touch-Tone Terrorists and Crazy Alice [pretending to be Howard Stern's segment producer] (4:25)
Angry Janitor 1 (5:16)
Angry Janitor 2 (3:24)
Bar Payphone (0:59)
Birthday Package (3:35)
Cemetery Party (3:54)
Checking Account (2:36) [x2... weird!]
City Brake (4:25)
Drunk Construction Worker (2:39)
Drunk Insurance Rep (2:41)
Drunken Job Applicant (4:55)
Excuse Me 1 (1:20)
Excuse Me 2 (1:57)
Going Postal (4:16)
Heavy Metal Hotel Destroyers (4:10)
Hubcap Beating (3:13)
Jim Bob's Casting A Call (8:12)
Liquor For Louie (2:37)
Locksmith (3:06)
Look on Yo Damn Calendar (0:54)
Lost Colostomy Bag (2:01)
Mongoloid Moron (2:39)
Pay Your Bills (1:44)
Potty (3:12)
Power Outage (4:44)
Retarded Water Survey From Hell (4:34)
Retirement Home (3:40)
Rude Lube (4:54)
Scooter's Roofing (5:05)
Scooter's Generators (5:04)
Scooter's Refund (2:07)
Scooter's Supplies (1:48)
UPS Customer Service (6:06)
Wrong Number (2:07)
Drunk (3:18)
Remove Credit Card Charges (3:02)
Damage Claim (2:30)
Dr. Junkyard Willie, MD (4:42)
Plumber (3:09)
Cheap Ass (1:56)
High-Pitched Eric (7:49)
I Wanna Cancel (4:43)
Insurance Claim, Part 1 (5:22)
Jim Bob's Introduction (0:27)
Junkyard Willie's Psychic Line (3:08)
Redneck Repo Man (4:04)
Rent A Car (1:05)
Rude Russian Banker (1:52)
We Get To Drink (5:15)
Where My Booty At (2:41)
Asbestos Chef (3:53)
Ho-De-Do (2:12)
Rude Reps In Cubicles (6:03)
Shoe Sale (1:41)
Corrupt Admissions Director (5:28)
Customer Service Wackos (4:45)
Drunk Phone Company Rep (3:44)
Fools In The Mailroom (7:55)
Gimme Yer Tracking Number (2:52)
Hip-No-Allergic (3:38)
Human Resources (5:41)
Jive-Ass Hussy (7:32)
Rude Bird Brain (4:47)
Should Have Sent It Sooner (6:58)
Bassist From Woodstock (5:00)
Calm Your Ass Down (2:31)
Car Sale (2:41)
Kelsey's Bar (2:38)
Landfill (3:43)
Respect For Your Customers (5:15)
Scooter's Transmissions (3:45)
Tic-Tac (0:35)
My Son's Damaged Package (3:04)
Pick-Up of Parcel (2:09)

Wild 94.9 Doghouse

I Got Some Tampoons (3:25)

I should have enough entertainment for a LONG time with the prank call CD, the movie CD, and the music DVD! Yay!

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The pet I should buy, classes, the kids at school whom I hate, and more!

What Kind Of Pet Should You Get By Cierra

You are a quiet and gentle person, so you should get a rabbit.

MEDIOCRE HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Talking to Darren after all these years... / Quizzes

Time for backing up my entries! / Swear Words

LJ still being down, found my wallet, Darren calling, Reality Lag

LJ Updates, discussions with friends

Friday, January 14, 2005

Broken LiveJournal, Friday plans (or not), absent-mindedness

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Prank Call CD Tracklist

The pet I should buy, classes, the kids at school whom I hate, and more!

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Music DVD Tracklist

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