Saturday, January 15, 2005

Talking to Darren after all these years... / Quizzes

Darren called when he said he would... quite the refreshing change. ;)

It was very interesting to talk to him... we discussed a lot of stuff:

* our (busy) weeks / plans / how we were / what we did today
* the snow here / the cold here and other places
* Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, and other cities
* Chinese food / my brother's weird food combos
* bad reception and not being able to hear each other
* needing to replace the phone in my room soon
* his new place / unpacking / living on his own
* practicums at City Hall / bundled-up people
* the books we're reading now / video games
* how our respective holiday seasons went
* how it was great talking after all these years
* not knowing what to say after about half an hour
* emailing / being online to set up the next time

I definitely would like to talk to him more, but I need convo material!


Take the quiz:
How much road rage do you have?

Display more anger than half.
Well, I'm not exactly proud. But, at least there are more people who display more road rage than yourself. You may get angry at most drivers, but you aren't a psycho who does drive-by shootings.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Road rage king of the road! (You scored 0)
* One angry road rage bitch! (You scored 0)
* Display more anger than half. (You scored 3)
* Average road rager. (You scored 1)
* Display less anger than half. (You scored 1)
* The happiest person on the road! (You scored 0)

This is exactly why I shouldn't drive, according to my sister: I have road rage issues, and would honk at anyone. :P


Take the quiz:
How To Tell if your best friend is a psycho?

YES, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Your best friend is certifiably insane! Don't fall asleep first, whatever you do!!!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* YES, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! (You scored 2)
* No, you're safe..... for now! (You scored 1)
* Can't tell.. But be aware! (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
Which mythological creature are you?

Dragon
A fiery demon that varies in their beliefs, and can only be slayed be a griffin or a valiant knight.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Dragon (You scored 2)
* Phoenix (You scored 2)
* Griffin (You scored 0)
* Unicorn (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
What should your nickname be?

Shorty
you're loud and you're proud.. and you hate your parents

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Ashtray (You scored 1)
* Shorty (You scored 2)
* Dylan (You scored 1)
* Spud (You scored 1)


Take the quiz:
What branch of the U.S. military is for you?

United States Marine Corps
You are fit to be a Marine! The Marines were fighting battles and winning wars before there ever was a United States of America. You live your life to the fullest, and will take any life that threatens yours, even your mother's! You are one crazy mofo!

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* United States Marine Corps (You scored 2)
* Army (You scored 0)
* Navy (You scored 2)
* Airforce (You scored 2)
* National Guard (You scored 1)
* Stay civilian, you nasty thing! (You scored 0)


Take the quiz:
Which side of Ipath are you?

The Renegade Side
You are the ordinary Ipath. You don't take shit from anyone. You spend most of your day thinking on how you might change things. You are quick to change your mood, depending on what you have to eat when you get home from school,

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* The Angry Side (You scored 2)
* The Renegade Side (You scored 4)
* The Sensitive Side (You scored 1)
* The Bored Side (You scored 1)

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Time for backing up my entries! / Swear Words

LJ is up! Time to begin backing up my entries on GJ like I said I would! Too much snow outside... guilt-trips about worshipping will NOT work on me! Not looking forward to being snowed in again! Curse the weather!


Take the quiz:
Which swear word are you?

Cunt
Your swearword is cunt. You're a bit of a chav... Is your car up on bricks, by any chance?

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Cunt (You scored 1)
* Poohead (You scored 1)
* Wanker (You scored 0)
* Twat (You scored 1)
* Shitface (You scored 1)

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LJ still being down, found my wallet, Darren calling, Reality Lag

LJ is still down, and they made a special Power Loss page with updates. If it ever goes back up, these are the first things I'm going to do:

* attempt to convince my LJ friends to get a GJ (even though I shall probably still be at LJ)

* back up most of my LJ entries on GJ... I knew I should have done it earlier, and was thinking about it last week!

* try to find similar GJ communities to the ones I'm in at LJ, although I know it probably won't be the same since the LJ communities are more active and such... I was going to do it anyhow...


This would be a good time to figure out how to view the friends of your friends on GJ. I asked a question on the GJ forums about that, and then they deleted it! *argh*

I might spend less time on the Net because of this... we'll see.




In other news, I found my wallet... it was under a pile of stuff.

Got to talk to Darren for a bit earlier... I believe him when he says he'll call me tonight at 8 my time, unlike certain other people. ;) It'll be so wonderful to finally hear his voice.. it was great hearing Corey / Candy / Stephen, after all. :D

Anyone else ever experience "reality lag?" As Spoz wrote in his blog:

"found this little article on the WIRED website.. piss funny little column on the notion of "reality lag," when.. after an extended lunatic session of playing computer games.. or wot'ever.. you re-enter reality.. only to be annoyed that the rules of the game world no longer apply.. you realise you can't kill people with rocket launchers in reality, only to have them respawn elsewhere 2 seconds later..

kinda reminds me of that time last year.. during my 2 month lunatic binge of song remastering.. I got so caught up in the insanity of EQ / compression / limiters.. etc.. that even when I got away from the computer and I wuz out somewhere.. drinking beer, catching a few bands.. there'd be my brain, desperate to EQ balance the reality.. coz I just KNEW it wuz off by a few frequencies.."

I'll read it later... I have to be out of here in ten minutes!

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LJ Updates, discussions with friends

UPDATES ON LIVEJOURNAL'S STATUS

Update #1, 7:35 PM PST: We have power again, and we're working to assess the state of the databases. The worst thing we could do right now is rush the site up in an unreliable state. We're checking all the hardware and data, making sure everything's consistent. Where it's not, we'll be restoring from recent backups and replaying all the changes since that time, to get to the current point in time, but in good shape. We'll be providing more technical details later, for those curious, on the power failure (when we learn more), the database details, and the recovery process. For now, please be patient. We'll be working all weekend on this problem if we absolutely have to.

Update #2, 10:11 PM: So far, so good. Things are checking out, but we're being paranoid. A few annoying issues, but nothing that's not fixable. We're going to be buying a bunch of rack-mount UPS units on Monday so this doesn't happen again. In the past, we have always trusted Internap's insanely redundant power and UPS systems, but now that this has happened to us twice, we realize the first time wasn't a total freak coincidence. C'est la vie.




Talked to a bunch of my friends tonight: I had Eric tell me that he was deranged, and that I was crazy. That works for me, even if he did tell me that my mind was always on the toilet and flushing! We sang songs (some of which were stupid or silly :P) to each other, and we also discussed his new job which starts next week, Dragon Ball bubble tea, money, my wallet, MSN, showers, canker sores, his cell phone, hockey games, (stepping on) the snow / cold / (black) ice / melting with salt, gas prices, suitcases as toboggans, the post office, cash, kung-fu fighting, lateness, our weeks, updates, life, birthdays, our memory, going to the gym, some outreach events, being sick, certain hot / cold temperatures, green tea ice cream, hot chocolate, being tired / falling asleep, being busy, too much schoolwork already, Danielle greeting Citrus with "hey babe" not being funny despite what Nathan thought, and probably plenty of other stuff too.

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Friday, January 14, 2005

Broken LiveJournal, Friday plans (or not), absent-mindedness

I tried logging into LJ just now, and got this:

Our data center (Internap) lost all its power, including redundant backup power, for some really unknown reason. (unknown to me, at least) We're currently dealing with bringing our 100+ servers back online. Not fun. We're not happy about this. Sorry... :-/ More details later when we know about the cause of this.

Argh! I hate when this happens.. and Graffiti.net is terminally borked!


I'm not going out tonight, either... I can't raise Eric on the phone since he's not home. (I knew I should have gotten his cell number last week...) Unless he was messing with me again... nah, I would've known that. Actually, he just called: I wondered whether I should go or not, but he convinced me. :D He always does, since he's important to me. Let's hope it's not too icy out!

That notice I got from the post office earlier this week was a SECOND NOTICE... I don't know why it wasn't indicated on the notice as such. Then I wouldn't have had to inconvenience my parents by having them drive here to pick me up! Sigh....


Absent-minded: I have NO idea where my wallet is. The thing is in the apartment somewhere, since I put a cheque in it a couple days ago. Just not sure where it is now... maybe I need to clean this place up.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Prank Call CD Tracklist

This is the tracklist for the prank call CD that Corey gave me. :D


LJ link.
Facebook note link.

Estimated running time of CD: 46 hours, 3 minutes, 20 seconds. (according to RealPlayer)

Number of tracks: 882.

No, I can't be bothered to censor the names... too bad! :P

Some of them are hilarious, but some of them (like the repeated Arnold calls) are kinda lame. :P

There are probably some more duplicates that I haven't caught. :P

Look the main artists up on the Net if you want to know more. :)


PRANK CALLS GALORE!

Al Cashew

Carl (2:42)
Dog Box (2:12)
Emergency Room (1:50)
Just Like The Nut (4:31)


Al Pacino Pranks

Car Dealer (1:26)
Cracker Barrel 1 (0:43)
Cracker Barrel 2 (1:32)
Furniture Guy (2:13)
Limo Guy (2:03)
Stuckey Brothers (1:35)
Man 1 (3:57)
Diane at Diners Club (2:11)
Man 2 (2:03)
Amex (2:27)


Amery

Arnold Calls A Business (0:40)
Ms. Cleo (2:08)
Prank Call to Gay Bar (2:41)
Howard Stern Calls Random Girl (1:07)
Howard Stern Calls Grocery (0:39)
Half Nigger Prank Phone Calls (3:05) [x2... weird!]
Happy Birthday To A Japanese (2:59)
Mall Store (2:40)
Arnold Calls A Mother (0:40)
Random Woman 1 (0:47)
Sam Goody (1:05)
Some Girl (0:40)
Happy Valentine's Day (2:15)
Valentine Call 2 (1:42)
Happy Valentine's Day 3 (1:54)
Happy Valentine's 4 (3:25)
Wal-Mart (1:18)


Arnold Schwarzenegger Phone Pranks

Calls Cottons (Holy Outlaws) (0:42)
Pranks (0:42)
Call (1:48)
Crafts Store (1:18)
Texaco (3:43)
Gator Lodge (0:42) [x3... weird!]
Asian Escort Service (2:14)
Asian Woman (1:28)
Drunk Guy Marley (3:34)
Gateway 1 (1:56)
Gateway 2 (1:48)
Hooters (0:35) [x2... weird!]
Preferred Reality (0:36) [x2... weird!]
Pizza Shop (1:36)
Sunshine Hotel (1:16)
Old Lady (2:56)
Arnie Calls Redneck Lady (4:05)
Telemarketer Calls Arnold (2:14)


The Avc.com

411 & Noises (3:21)
Stealing Backpacks (9:11)
Blockbuster (7:04)
Blockbuster [British Version] (4:01)
Cybersex (0:49)
Big Fat Lying Pizza Lady (4:18)
Electric Fences For Daycares (7:11)
Insult List 3 (1:57)
Nudists Visit Kids' Museum (4:21)
Pam Anderson's Porno Career (0:52)
Pam Anderson Calls Back (0:54)
Pizza Shit (2:40)
Shipping Children (7:40)


Bam Margera and Brandon DiCamillo

Burger King Prank (Chocolate Milk) (1:09)


Binny: Infestation Records

Allied Motors (3:55)
My Brother (4:21)
How's Your Toe? (4:58)
I Never Called Him Anything! (3:25)
You Called My Brother Again! (4:46)


Blackout's Box

Buttworm [Michael Biggins] (12:08)
Brad's Dirty Secret (8:31)
Gladys: The Evil Kazoo Player [LIVE] (16:02)
Doggy Ease (16:40)
I've Never Had Coffee With You (2:46)
Gladys: Gimme A Good One (9:16)
Operation Turbo Boost (16:11)
Are You Crazy? (2:02)
Gladys' Broken Toy (7:28)
Chen Lee and the Burning Pot of Fire (7:56)
The Spanish Cop's Gonna Get You! (2:29)
Corporate Shit (14:25)
The First Gladys Call (Hello Mother&#^%) (3:12)
Grandma & Jacklyn (11:49)
Green Poopies [with special guest Velveeta] (5:53)
Hair Catastrophe (9:41)
Irving and my Dog (22:00)
Kabuki Warrior Party (13:00)
Malcolm and the White Boys (10:11)
Take Your Medicine (22:35)
Mirtha Weiner (5:33)
Precious Moments (6:34)
The Quan Chronicles (The Quanicles) (35:59)
Rio Hair [with special guest Velveeta] (4:41)
The Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society (13:08)
The Sins of Kilty O'Neal (5:28)
I've Got Talent (Part 1) (7:19)
Yoyoyoyoyo (0:33)


Bum Bar Bastards

Tom (5:38)
Tube Bar Pranks on Red (8:29) [the inspiration for Bart's calls to Moe on the Simpsons]
Tube Bar - Red (24:53)
Red's Crapper (3:29)
Interlude (0:49)
Judy (3:39)
More Red 2 (2:11)
More Red 3 (1:46)


Chris Tucker Prank Calls

Girl At Work (0:50)
Confused Man (0:37)
Girl At Shop (0:40)


CollegeSucks.org

Computer Calls A Residence (10:38)
Did You Page Me With A *69? (5:09)
Peace Out, Cactus! (2:07)


CollegeSucks.org -- Prank Call Crew

Computer Calls A Residence (2:00)
The KFC Nuts! -- Get A Life (1:43)


Corey himself (I finally get to hear the Super Dude's voice.. so wonderful! :D)

Potato Thief (0:34)
Rico Sandwich (2:14)
You Paged Me! 1 (1:36)
You Paged Me! 2 (0:52)
You Paged Me! 3 (1:01)
You Paged Me! 4 (1:35)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Bruce Willis Pranks

Old Lady (0:46)
Pizza Place (1:33)
I'm From Jersey! (0:51)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Dr. Phil Pranks

Tracy (5:02)
Margo at the SPCA (5:03)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Full Metal Jacket Pranks

Studio City [Hartman 1] (1:45)
You're Worthless! [Hartman 2] (0:27)
Norman (0:48)
Siobhan (0:45)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Garden Grove

Mr. Easter (1:43)
Mr. Barnett (2:04)
Mr. Gray (1:25)
Continuation of Mr. Gray (0:46)


Ebaumsworld.com -- General Prank Calls

100 Grand (1:25)
Bad News (1:47)
Bag of Rice (1:06)
Buttplugs (1:42)
Robert DeNiro (3:05)
The Meaning of Fuck (2:23)
Homer Simpson (3:43)
Ladies Man (1:55)
The Mechanic (4:07)
Michael Jackson (3:37)
Norman Bates (1:40)
Office Space (1:11)
Ozzy Osbourne (2:28)
Sling Blade (1:26)
Vibrator Prank (4:56)
Male Virility Pill (13:33)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Hasaad Market

Bad Salami-Turkey Sandwich (1:39)
Green Turkey Sandwich (1:26)
Health Department (3:56)
Another Bad Sandwich (2:11)
Threats Resulting from Bad Sandwiches (1:22)
Attempted Hang-Ups (0:42)
I Want My Money Back! (3:36)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Ms. Cleo Pranks

Middle-Aged Lady (1:59)
Men (2:14)
Sleepy Man / Young Woman (4:16)
Girl With Hysterectomy (3:04)


Ebaumsworld.com -- Mr. Richard Bergis Pranks

Big Bros. / Lil Bros. (7:51)
Gay Day (5:25)
Gay School Prank (6:29)
Magazines (6:18)
NASCAR Calls: Redneck Prank (9:25)
Prank 3: Child Support (9:58)


The Eradicators

Poo On The Porch (11:48)
Bakery (5:37)


Excess

GSXR For My 11-Year-Old Son, Please (3:28)
Asian Fantasy: Overdue Movies (3:31)
Patrick? Hat Trick? Cactus! (2:49)
Cucumber and Goldfish: We Have Pictures That Need to be Picked Up... (1:52)
Gangster Elmo (3:07)
Happy Birthday (2:34)
Where Is God? Is God There? (2:40)
Is John Simmons There? (1:51)
Mommy? (3:01)
Off Goes The Nextels (5:02)
Ouch, Baby... Don't Go There (3:13)
Overdue Videos (4:15)
Retard Calls Wal-Mart (7:18)
You Paged Me? (Shitty Cell) (1:06)
Why Did You Page Me? (Slowness) (3:13)
Subway Doesn't Sell Metrocards (1:56)
You Paged Me? (Football) (1:42)
You Paged Me? (Stupid 1) (1:02)
You Paged Me? (Stupid 2) (3:33)
You Paged Me? (Shit Bastard) (0:42)
You Paged Me? (Retard) (3:21)
You Paged Me? (Killer) (3:09)
You Paged Me? (Photo) (3:58)
Why Did You Page Me? (3:10)
Why Are You Paging Me? 1 (1:26)
Stop Paging Me, Dammit! (1:07)
Why Are You Paging Me? 2 (1:23)
Page (0:56)
You Paged Me? 1 (2:43)
You Paged Me? 2 (1:13)
Wake Survey (0:16)
Cactus To Some Gangsters (4:50)


Flaming Genitals

A Little TLC (4:19)
Alpo (2:54)
Babysitting (0:39)
Black Fantasy Hotline (0:38)
Breakfast (1:49)
Cheese (1:25)
Dead Dog (1:33)
Dog 2 (3:22)
Dog 3 (4:17)
Drinking Problem (2:13)
Erection (2:47)
Eric (2:21)
Fred (1:43)
Funeral Home (1:45)
Guns (1:30)
Homo Hotline (0:51)
Insemination (1:32)
Lesbians (2:54)
Meat (1:07)
Meat 2 (6:15)
Meat 3 (1:24)
Payback In Flesh (1:31)
Retirement Home (3:58)
SM Church (1:26)
Survey (0:52)
Tom (2:41)
Vibrators (2:56)
Video (2:17)
Wood (6:07)
Your Ass, My Phone (0:35)


FUSE ONE HFL Krue 2000

Arnold Ameritania-0 (1:28)
Arnold Ameritania (1:28)
Arnold Asian Man (1:18)


Howard Stern Prank Calls

Diana at Wal-Mart (1:27)
Helpdesk (0:37)
Gretchen (0:52)
Shoreline (2:07)
Sean at Blockbuster (1:18)
Woman at Store (3:05)
Howard Stern Calls Himself (3:20)
Howard Stern Calls AOL (2:52)
Singaporean Man (2:32)


Jack Black Prank Calls

Push-Ups (1:43)
Guy At Work (1:13)
Girl Burning CDs (3:15)
Chicken Nuggets (1:14)


Jack Nicholson Prank Calls

Kelly (1:13)
Blackjack Pizza (5:47)


Joe Pesci Prank Calls

Middle-Aged Man 1 (0:19)
Donnie (0:44)
Steve at the Tire Store (1:25)
Middle-Aged Man 2 (1:25)


Judge Judy Pranks

Health Food Store (0:56)
Foreign Man 1 (2:43)
Wendy (1:40)
Omar (3:07)
Foreign Man 2 (2:59)


Lewis Seymour

Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls A CRAZY Chinese Guy (3:10)
Arnold Schwarzenegger messes (2:45)


Mancow

Pizza Pie With No Crust Phone Scam (1:29)


Mark Knofler

Wood (2:07)
U-Haul (5:13)
Run You Out Of Business (2:18)
Burger King Popcorn (0:33)
Septic Tank (0:48)
Get Goofy (1:28)
Camel Hut (3:11)
Three Questions (0:23)
Race Fever (1:25)
We're Closed On Monday (1:09)
Intercourse? (0:36)
Handjob (5:21)
Natural Shoes (0:41)
Drywall Message (0:28)
Flaming Chiropractic (1:55)
Ready To Go (1:58)
Nasty Pictures (0:43)
Toilet Paper (2:21)
XL Bulls (1:05)
Rooti Tooti (2:53)
Physical (1:56)
Catherine (1:07)
Wrong Days Inn (2:35)
We Are Toys (3:27)
Upper Class Nobility (2:52)
Corn Dogs (1:41)
Nintendo (3:01)
Montezuma's Revenge (0:42)
They Called Me (4:02)
Pastabilities (2:19)
Fridge Running? (0:28)
Amanda (5:23) [x3... weird!] {has a 9:38 and 9:40 version}
Carve My Initials (0:31)


Mikeno Thugz

Pizza Hut Prank Call (0:36)


Miscellaneous Prank Calls

Doctor Morrison (1:00)
Hand To Hand (5:35)
I'm Gonna Fuck Your Day Up (1:55)
Nazi (2:20)
Penis Bong (1:09)
Pick Me Up At The Airport (2:01)
AOL Prank (7:01)
Brain Cancer (3:47)
Dildo (2:27)
Freezer (2:18)
Gastro Emergency Problem (2:31)
Mr. Batts (3:12)


MOJO In The Morning: Phone Scams

Bee Sting Salon (4:43)
Black Mold (5:10)
Calling In Sick (4:01)
Carpet Uninstaller (4:36)
Classified Ad (4:59)
Drug Test: Gail (4:27)
Drug Test: Richard (4:48)
Dumb Ass (9:05)
Fitness Test (6:56)
Flippenripple Tree & Garden (4:51)
Greeting Card Research (4:26)
Halloween Candy [CANNOT BE PLAYED]
Hip-Hop Chinese Food (2:56)
Jello Cake (5:16)
Julia Child Scam (3:48)
Lost in the Depot (6:05)
McClapper Value (5:25)
Moment of Silence (4:17)
Nail Gun (4:09)
Peter Jennings Scam (4:13)
Plus-Sized Model (2:59)
Stuck In Playland (4:48)
Vegas Bachelor Party (4:57)


MOJO In The Morning: Street Scams

A-Hole Survey (5:36)
Bathroom Attendant, Part One (7:57)
Denny's Grand Slam (8:16)
Spike Steals Golf Cart (Part Two) (3:48)
Grocery Shopping (5:14)
Human Organs, Part Two (10:14)
Jesus at the Wings Game (8:11)
Quitting Wal-Mart (7:54)
Sears Treadmill (9:15)
Shower With A Stranger (8:28)
Towel Street Scam (6:36)
University of Michigan Street Scam (9:28)


Near Miss

Go Go Adobe! (2:30)
Real Rockin'! (1:21)


Ned

Malcolm X (3:34)
Gay Channel Call (4:14)


Neighbor From Hell

Asad's Market 2 (0:37)
Bad Sandwich 1 (3:40)
Bad Sandwich 2 (1:29)
Bad Sandwich 3 (5:33)


Patricia S.

Margaret Mitchell Novels (1:45)
Octopus (7:58)
A Literal Bleeding Apology (6:34)


Phantom Callers

CD Shopper (3:57)
The Dangerous Taco (8:31)
Backed-Up Sewer (1:23)
Failed Break-Out Attempt (5:26)
Liquor Control #1 (5:16)
Liquor Control #2 (4:45)
Star Trucking (7:17)
Vacuum Dispute (6:51)


Phat Ass J

Taco Bell Prank Call (2:04)


Phone Losers of America

Big Phone Bill (0:33)
Big Larry 1 (0:36)
Big Larry 2 (0:20)
Big Larry 3 (0:18)
Confronting the Information Number About Their Fraud (3:42)
Dino 1 (0:01.7)
Dino 2 (0:11)
Dino 3 (0:16)
Dino 4 (0:01.8)
Dino 5 (0:11)
Dino 6 (0:01.4)
Dino 7 (0:14)
Dino 8 (0:02.8)
Dino 9 (0:20)
Dino 10 (0:08.7)
Dino 11 (0:28)
Dino 12 (0:02)
Dino 13 (0:11)
Dino 14 (0:19)
Fred Meyer Shoplifting Employee (11:40)
Information Operator Muttering (0:54)
Making Fun of an Operator (2:19)
OCI Tries To Counsel Me (1:27)
Breakin' Racist (1:20)


Phone Losers of America: Auto Parts Store: Auto Parts

Auto Parts 5.0 (0:59)
89-Inch Bolt (0:38)
A Tough Guy (1:09)
AA Batteries (0:34)
Alternators and District Managers (1:56)
Are You Open? (0:52)
Brake Light (0:42)
Brake Pads (3:09)
Call Payless (2:55)
Carb Kit (1:37)
Don't Speak English (0:14)
Email Address (1:15)
Go Back To The Kitchen (0:36)
No Flat Belts (1:45)
No More Chevys (1:18)
Noisy Kids (0:51)
Not A Sir (0:22)
On My Way Over (0:12)
One Spark Plug (2:00)
Plug & Play (0:55)
Proper English (0:32)
Radiator Hose (0:23)
Serious Attitude Problems (2:05)
Shut Your Kids Up (1:00)
Syrup (0:38)
Talk To The Manager (0:55)
Timing Belts With Toppings (2:21)
Up A Tree (0:32)
Using The Bathroom (2:30)
V. Belt and Duct Tape (1:37)
What Time (1:09)
What's Your Problem? (0:46)
Wheel Barrel (1:27)
Window Motor (0:52)
Wiper Switch (0:40)
Wrong Light Bulb (1:23)


Phone Losers of America: Deaf Relay

Commuter Airline (0:14)
Slow Typist (0:17)
I'm Green (0:17)
Bob's Dick (0:10)


Phone Losers of America: Drive-Thru

I'm New Here (0:37)
Lawsuit (3:04)
Who Said That? (0:25)
You Smell Funny (1:35)


Phone Losers of America: Motel & Hotel Phone Calls: Hotel

Discrediting the Front Desk (9:37)
Drugs and Hookers (6:16)
Fax Machine Violation (3:45)
Front Desk Pranking Guests (10:22)
Harmonica (5:55)
Need A Room (2:03)
New Transfer Policy (1:26)
No Motherfucker Policy (1:53)
Profanity Is Illegal (1:25)
Towel Check (1:36)
Wake-Up Call (2:18)
Worried About My Son (2:40)


Phone Losers of America: Movie Theatre Calls: Theatre

1976 Freaky Friday (2:33)
Anti-American Lady (0:59)
Attitude Problem (0:27)
Automated System (0:23)
Bell Repair (3:27)
Cabin By The Lake (2:02)
Can I Have Your Name? (0:50)
Confused Employee (2:18)
Does She Give Good Head? (1:19)
English Major (0:44)
Fuck The Internet (1:32)
I'm Lying (0:46)
Juju Beads (0:30)
Lady Asking Dumb Questions (2:01)
Let Me Talk To The Manager (0:33)
No Spy Kids (0:41)
Nosy Bitch (0:46)
Not A Recording (0:55)
Over Seventeen (1:08)
Pizza On The Grill (1:54)
Porn Movies (1:37)
Recording Line Broken (0:50)
Rotary Dial Phones (4:17)
Say Please (0:54)
Second-Hand Something (1:19)
Slaps His Hand With A Ruler (1:09)
Social Security Number 1 (0:47)
Social Security Number 2 (0:59)
Teeny-Boppers (3:00)
The Telephone Operator (0:39)
What In The World (0:26)
What's "SWAT" Stand For? (0:56)


Phone Losers of America: Phone Losers of America

Are You Mad, Alex Carbon? (0:48)
Kay (2:32)
Big Electric Charge (0:21)
Oh No, I'm Not (0:24)
Modem Scam Mary (1:05)
Aw, Go To Hell! (0:29)
Ride Home (3:55)
Bad Check Writer (5:25)
Pizza Fruitcake (0:27)
Directory Assistance (1:38)
Relay Message (0:34)
Roy's Bait and Tackle (2:33)
Linus Pole (3:11)
Directory Assistance to BP (1:13)
I Don't Want No Calling Card (0:12)


Phone Losers of America: Phone Mobbing

Bingo Hell (6:02)
Garage Sale (0:52)
Loveline (7:12)
Russian Brides (6:29)
What's Your Bid? (9:35)


Phone Losers of America: Pizza

Can't Find Your House (1:11)
Don't Be A Nazi (1:53)
Don't Call After 11 (1:41)
Don't Piss Me Off (0:54)
Hang Up (1:06)
Health Regulations (0:42)
Not An Advice Service (0:22)
Party Deal (3:05)
That Doesn't Cut It (0:39)
The Right Place (0:27)
Too Old (1:45)
Vegan Driver (1:21)
Waste (0:41)


Phone Losers of America: Pizza Calls

Credit Call (2:04)
Fat-Fingered Girl (4:56)
Fight (0:53)
Jack Cancels (0:19)
Kids In The Phone (1:34)
Pepperoni (1:16)


Phone Losers of America: Pizza: Complaints

About Girlfriend (2:50)
Go Ahead and Tell on Us (2:08)
Service You Sexually (3:09)


Phone Losers of America: PLA

Carol Meinel Sings Us Hymns (0:28) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Tells us About the Pretty Blue Lights (3:34) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Makes Her Own Explosives (1:13) [no sound? RA?]
Carol Meinel Says We're Silly (0:27) [no sound? RA?]
Red Box Dildo (0:44)


Phone Losers of America: PLA TV [all with videos!]

Drive-Thru Shenanigans (10:19)
Happy Birthday (3:23)
Little Caesar's (0:35)
Prank Calls with Red Box Chili Pepper! (7:34)
Soda Cup (3:56)
Taco Bell Takeover (5:22)


Phone Losers of America: Relay Operator

PLA: Go Away (0:22)
Summer Nights (2:06)


Phone Losers of America: Tech Support: PLA Tech Support

18 Dollar Fuse (4:32)
Tech Support Boner 1 (2:01)
Tech Support Boner 2 (0:41)
Tech Support Boner 3 (0:15)
Crazy With The Love (1:11)
Education Sucks (1:53)
Email Problems (0:24)
Enter Your Password (0:20)
Evil Password Hacker Guy (1:05)
Harder and Longer (0:51)
Have A Groovy Day (1:15)
I Can't Believe You Fell For That (0:31)
I Don't Have A Gerbil (0:22)
New Billing Rates (2:23)
No, You Didn't (1:39)
Nooner (4:31)
Script Terminals (0:36)
Technical Support (0:34)
The Server Is Not Connecting (0:53)
Throw It Out The Window (0:29)
What Kind of Questions Are These? (0:50)
Whore Having Problems With Installation CD (2:34)
Wrong Modem Number (1:14)
You Can Eat It (0:29)
S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D (0:56)


Phone Losers of America: Tech Support: PLA Tech Support: Cactus

Cactus Won't Help Me (5:53)
I'm Rather Confused (1:18)
Is This A Business (0:35)
The User Is Broken (0:51)
What Are You Trying To Play? (0:39)


Phone Losers of America: Voicebridge

Call Back, Do Again (0:01.7)
Help (0:42)
Troy Wal-Mart (0:39)
Wal-Mart Playstation Scam: Betty (4:26)
Wal-Mart Playstation Scam: Nick (4:06)


Prank Calls Unlimited

Irate Customer (0:41)


Prank Radio

Barby-Deltree (12:39)
Barby-Yorph-Deltree (7:02)
Deltree 11.11.99 #1 (10:24)
Deltree 11.11.99 #2 (0:50)
Deltree 11.11.99 #3 (8:11)
Deltree Callback 11.11.99 (1:44)
AOL Explosion [Bri-Bri] (2:02)
Ferret 11.11.99 (1:56)


Pranksville

Bloody Cork (2:15)
Cupid Sarrow (1:07)
Free "Can You Hear Me?" (1:58)
Fob Prank Call (2:47)
Chinese 2 [CANNOT BE PLAYED]
Kerpal [You Kicked My Dog] (3:17)


Redneck Pranksters

Adoption (0:53)
Bartending (0:42)
Bridal Registry (4:39)
Cats (4:07)
Child Abusing [Joe Hernandez] (1:18)
Child Care (2:25)
Coats (4:10)
Credit (5:05)
Dalmatian (2:13)
Adult Daycare (1:16)
Hello... Deaf Lady? (1;16)
Funeral (1:20)
Greek (1:17)
Hair Appointment (1:30)
Hair Removing [Betty Bigham] (5:02)
Heads Up #1 [Elijah Poindexter] (1:56)
Heads Up #2 [Elijah Poindexter] (1:59)
Hearing Aid 1 (2:15)
Hearing Aid 2 (3:39)
Hearing Aid 3 (3:24)
Idiot (0:35)
Janitor (2:38)
Jellybean (0:25)
Jujitsu (1:29)
Lockout (2:16)
Montage (3:13)
Nursery (0:47)
Poison (3:39)
PR (2:53)
Q (0:46)
Roaches (4:56)
Sandbox (1:28)
Screecher (1:35)
Unisex (1:24)
Wrong Death (1:12)


Rodney Carrington

Revenge on the Telemarketers (4:03)


Roy D. Mercer

Bad Pager (5:08)
Car Dealer (5:55) [x3... weird!]
My Wife's Fat Ass (3:05)
Septic Tank (4:30) [x2... weird!]
Cheating Boyfriend (2:44)
Chinese Restaurant (2:35)
Retard Stole My Newspaper (2:10)
R.D. (5:00)
Post Office Fix (5:12)
16 Phone Calls / Killer Pranks (5:29)
Ornery Mare (4:17) [x2... weird!]
Male Yorkie (5:52)
Is My Daddy Over There? (3:42)
Auto Mechanic (3:52) [x2... weird!]
Babysittin' (3:13)
Bad Gas (5:31)
Barber Shop (3:50)
Birth A Baby Down 'Ere (3:22)
Boat Prop (3:55)
Bowlin' Ball Fungus (4:56)
Cemetery [Graveyard] (5:19) [x3... weird!]
Corn Dog (3:34)
Country Club (4:49)
Dead Rooster (4:47)
Dead Trees (5:36)
Fishin' Report (2:42)
Friday the 13th (3:02)
Gas Meter (3:47)
Golf Course 1 (3:52)
Golf Course 2 (2:52)
Horse Feed (4:25)
How Big A Boy Are Ya? (3:31)
Janitor (4:05)
Jerry Springer Show (4:19)
Jordan (4:58)
Mink Coat (6:03)
Network Ass-Whup (6:09)
Network (5:34)
Pawn Shop (6:06)
Prank Phone Calls (3:49)
Pregnant Daughter (3:11)
Spoilt Seed (3:55)
Super Model (5:01)
Varnished Frogs (2:49)
Vet Bill (4:04)
X-Ray-Ologist (3:23)
Walk In On My Wife! (4:03)
Dead Goat (4:44)
Dead Hamster [Navy Recruiter] (2:47) [x2... weird!]
Love Birds (3:52)
Bad Apples (5:07)

Bad Popcorn (3:44)
Chiropractor (4:35)
Coffee Shop (6:03)
Cookie Buzz (2:58)
Damn Boots (6:19)
Dead Rooster (4:46)
Fender-Bender (4:49)
Giant Squash (3:50)
Good Fortune (3:17)
Grass Fire (3:29)
Hot Tape Deck (3:38)
Insurance Claim (4:27)
JJ The DJ (4:22)
Lighting Momma's Farts! (2:38)
Lost Lunchbox (4:16)
Mall (4:49)
Mercer Family Christmas (2:13)
Movers (4:40)
Poison Pansies (4:50)
Police Chief (3:38)
Prank Call to Gay Bar (2:42) [x2... weird!]
RV Backwash (3:37)
Radio (5:14)
Vet Bill (4:04)
Roy Vs. Goldberg (3:43)
Smooshed Hand (6:10)
Sore Feet (5:02)
Travel Agency (5:49)
Lawn Mower & Bird Feeder (4:13)
Whup 1 (5:37)
Whup 2 (5:12)
Zeerox the Myna Bird (3:53)
Bad Paint Jobs (4:51)
Butt Plugs (1:42)
Fingernails (4:41)
Bird Dog (5:19)


Samuel L. Jackson Pranks

Man at Home (1:04)
Man at Work (4:06)


Seattle Phone Pranks

Car Pizza Maker (2:54)
Fastback (1:11)
Cockatoos (0:48)
LTD Color (0:13)
Yelling (1:28)
Bleeding Brittanica (0:34)
William Prim (1:46)
Mustang Shroud (3:00)
Has It Ever Been Farted In (2:52)
Wrong Number (0:54)
Dishwasher (1:15)
Drachmas (0:45)
Gay Answering Machine (0:31)
Notes (1:22)
David Slokum (3:22)
Commercial (1:14)
1978 200SX (0:57)
Bad Mood (1:04)
Vega (1:46)
Corolla (0:29)
Records For Sale (4:42)
Musical Instrument (3:21)
1966 Chevrolet Impala Convertible (4:01)
Daylight Savings Time (4:21)
Caleb Powder (4:11)
Keyboard Player (3:14)
Roger Roger Roger (1:23)
Sandman (0:22)
Raymond Sheets (1:24)
Bean Blossom (0:33)
Quality Cat Stabbers (1:57)
Cockatiels (0:42)
Bobby Bunting (1:25)
Robert Bunch (2:20)
Order (5:30)
Mr. Haberly (4:44)
Another Car (1:34)


Something Awful thread pranks

Cosmetic Surgery (2:12)
Dog Fence [Brandon DiCamillo] (5:30)
Broken Record [Jim Florentine; Terrorizing Telemarketers] (9:05) [x2... weird!]
Arab Life Alert (3:52)
Greenhouse of Doom (0:08.8)
The Shoney's Retard (1:57)
This Is Martha (3:05)
Vinny's Goats (1:20)
Ordering Pizza in New Zealand [Merrick & Rosso] (2:51)
Glenn Boyles (1:12)
My Neighbor (1:14)


Tech Support Comedy

Cowboy Jim Rants (0:36)
Dickwhore (0:09.9)
Fax Me Some Information (1:49)
Ghetto Boy 1 (8:05)
Ghetto Boy 2 (2:00)
Max Side Swam (1:51)
Mouse (1:20)
Need User Name (4:24)
Screwing (0:15)
Speak To Manager (2:15)
Super (1:14)


The Phone Heads

A Stinky Situation (1:53)
The Canine Contestant (2:53)
Bootsnatch (5:46)
Da Handyman (1:26)
My Alter Ego (1:42)
The Networking Nerd (2:01)
Lumpy Logs (4:58)
Steele's Telephone Grams (3:38)
Car Jackers (1:31)
The Craps Dealer (4:40)
We Suck Cock (4:33)
Subliminal (3:42)
Work For Food (1:59)
Pap Smear Way (3:18)
Don't Be Rude (5:42)
Home Alone (2:16)
Boys On Bike (3:55)
The S.O.B. (2:11)
Violent Vinny (2:44)


Touch Tone Terrorists

Airplane Hubcaps (3:58)
You ARE the Trash! (5:10)
Messenger Guy (3:29)
Pay Yo Damn Bill (3:43)
Cable (1:15)
Woman Thinks She Called Parcel Service Number 2 [Crank Yankers] (5:45)
Touch-Tone Terrorists and Crazy Alice [pretending to be Howard Stern's segment producer] (4:25)
Angry Janitor 1 (5:16)
Angry Janitor 2 (3:24)
Bar Payphone (0:59)
Birthday Package (3:35)
Cemetery Party (3:54)
Checking Account (2:36) [x2... weird!]
City Brake (4:25)
Drunk Construction Worker (2:39)
Drunk Insurance Rep (2:41)
Drunken Job Applicant (4:55)
Excuse Me 1 (1:20)
Excuse Me 2 (1:57)
Going Postal (4:16)
Heavy Metal Hotel Destroyers (4:10)
Hubcap Beating (3:13)
Jim Bob's Casting A Call (8:12)
Liquor For Louie (2:37)
Locksmith (3:06)
Look on Yo Damn Calendar (0:54)
Lost Colostomy Bag (2:01)
Mongoloid Moron (2:39)
Pay Your Bills (1:44)
Potty (3:12)
Power Outage (4:44)
Retarded Water Survey From Hell (4:34)
Retirement Home (3:40)
Rude Lube (4:54)
Scooter's Roofing (5:05)
Scooter's Generators (5:04)
Scooter's Refund (2:07)
Scooter's Supplies (1:48)
UPS Customer Service (6:06)
Wrong Number (2:07)
Drunk (3:18)
Remove Credit Card Charges (3:02)
Damage Claim (2:30)
Dr. Junkyard Willie, MD (4:42)
Plumber (3:09)
Cheap Ass (1:56)
High-Pitched Eric (7:49)
I Wanna Cancel (4:43)
Insurance Claim, Part 1 (5:22)
Jim Bob's Introduction (0:27)
Junkyard Willie's Psychic Line (3:08)
Redneck Repo Man (4:04)
Rent A Car (1:05)
Rude Russian Banker (1:52)
We Get To Drink (5:15)
Where My Booty At (2:41)
Asbestos Chef (3:53)
Ho-De-Do (2:12)
Rude Reps In Cubicles (6:03)
Shoe Sale (1:41)
Corrupt Admissions Director (5:28)
Customer Service Wackos (4:45)
Drunk Phone Company Rep (3:44)
Fools In The Mailroom (7:55)
Gimme Yer Tracking Number (2:52)
Hip-No-Allergic (3:38)
Human Resources (5:41)
Jive-Ass Hussy (7:32)
Rude Bird Brain (4:47)
Should Have Sent It Sooner (6:58)
Bassist From Woodstock (5:00)
Calm Your Ass Down (2:31)
Car Sale (2:41)
Kelsey's Bar (2:38)
Landfill (3:43)
Respect For Your Customers (5:15)
Scooter's Transmissions (3:45)
Tic-Tac (0:35)
My Son's Damaged Package (3:04)
Pick-Up of Parcel (2:09)


Wild 94.9 Doghouse

I Got Some Tampoons (3:25)


I should have enough entertainment for a LONG time with the prank call CD, the movie CD, and the music DVD! Yay!

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The pet I should buy, classes, the kids at school whom I hate, and more!






What Kind Of Pet Should You Get By Cierra

You are a quiet and gentle person, so you should get a rabbit.
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You are a mage!
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You are REALLY smart. You can memorize spells easily, and pronounce them well. Just don't let a warrior NEAR you.
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What Kind Of Kids At School Do You HATE By Cierra

The "Oh, I'm Rich So I'm Too Good For Everyone" Kids
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What Disney Character Are You?

You Are Lucy Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia
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What does your name mean?

(adjective) groovy
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What does your name mean?

You hate cheese.
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That was the ONLY answer! Aiyoh!









You're A
ROCK ON DUDE!
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What Is Your Superstar Name?

Diamond Sparkly Swirl
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What do people think of you?

"you're really cool"
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What will be the highlight of your life?

Getting a brain disease from cell phone radiation. It CAN happen!
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Almost Cool
You're almost cool. Try being a little more social, and shop in a more popular store. You'll be popular, I promise!!
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How about NO? Those things are GROSS!









Congrats
I hate you.
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Uh, that's not very nice OR a cause for congratulations! o_O







Who is your dream guy?

Johnny Depp
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Which DJ Sound Are You?

Eeeeh, riiiigtt -- you're most definitely a ninja, Power Ranger, or a little Einstein
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What are you?

You're a sexy little monkey.
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Which Sexy Beast Are You?

"Olivia," you sassy biotch. You are one sexy flossy!
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Uh, sure... whatever you say... o_O









Look at the bright side
BEER GOGGLES
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Again, that's the only answer there! Aiyoh!







What kind of food are you

pretzel
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Do you love the cock?

you love the cock
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That's what Corey would say, much to my chagrin! :P










You are most like Derek Faye
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
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What will come attack you in the night?

the wiggles
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Who's the coolest?

Hans
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What You Are Obsessed With?!?!?!

You Are Obsessed With [SEX]
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No... but again, that's what Corey would say! :P









XxVERY HOTxX
you are [very hot]
congrats!
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You are always the center of Attention
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People are always walking down the hall and everyone's all like: "Hey, what's up, girl?"
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2 kids
You would like some, and would do fine as a parent!
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how stupid are you?

crazy
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Bubbly like Champagne
Sprite is clean and refreshing. You sparkle with life and fun. You aren't overly sweet, but you are a good person to be around. Fun and intense, you also mix well with others!
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What crazy thing will embarrass you @ work?

your boss caught you picking your nose (HAHAHAHAHA)
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you're fancy cauliflower.
You are a stuck-up snob who never considers anyone else's thoughts, you British dork!
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Yeah, whatever!










FRUIT
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yeah.... mmmhmm, banana
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What does your name mean?

Chat room geek
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Rancor's Star Wars Name Generator

Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader)
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Are you braindead, or mentally insane?

Somewhat mental, but people are still thoroughly creeped out by you.
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Which One Tree Hill Girl Are You?

Brooke Davis
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David's names

poopy head
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How... nice. o_O







Which F*R*I*E*N*D*S Character Are You Most Like?

Ben Geller - Ross's son (Cole Sprouse)
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you like The Corpse Bride more
A tale of Victor Van Dort, a skittish young man who is to marry Victoria Everglot, a beautiful and shy young lady. It was love at first sight, yet he can't get his vows right. So he takes a long walk in the woods to practice them, but then he finds himself married to the Corpse Bride instead!!!!!
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What is your zodiac sign

Gemini
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Not quite, haha.









Geeks
You are more than likely a geek, whether it be a computer geek / a band geek / whatever type of geek you are. The main thing is unless someone's picking on you, you make the best out of life.
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YOU'VE SMOKED, GOTTEN STONED, GOTTEN DRUNK, OR POPPED PILLS
YOU'VE SMOKED, GOTTEN STONED, GOTTEN DRUNK, OR POPPED PILLS


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What will your gravestone say?

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!
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Result: busy much?
You have too many people to see, too many places to go, to care.
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What is your family like?

My mom is a computer geek, a nurse, and anything else. She takes care of me in every way.
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You're Average
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What should I do?

Go get drunk
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It's okay to be mean sometimes
It's okay if you're nice, mostly... but when you need to be mean or get your point across, just do it.
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Music DVD Tracklist

This is the tracklist for the music DVD that Corey gave me. :D

LJ link.
FB note link.


Estimated running time of DVD: 66 hours, 30 minutes, and 51 seconds.

Number of tracks: 1,048.

No, I can't be bothered to censor the names.. too bad! :P

Now, to get to the prank call CD tracklist...


AFI

The Leaving Song, Pt. 2 (3:26)
Bleed Black (4:09)
Silver and Cold (4:09)
The Leaving Song (2:44)
Morning Star (3:17)
Days of the Phoenix (3:27)
High School Football Hero (1:31)
The Boy Who Destroyed The World (3:05)
The Last Kiss (3:01)
The Lost Souls (2:42)
Total Immortal (2:44)
Whatever I Do (0:54)
Girl's Not Grey (3:07)
Ever and A Day (3:06)
God Called In Sick Today [Live] (3:21)
... But Home Is Nowhere (3:52)
Now The World [Mastered] (4:01)


Bad Brains

Sailin' On (1:55)
Don't Need It (1:07)
Attitude (1:19)
The Regulator (1:08)
Banned In D.C. (2:12)
Supertouch / Shitfit (2:31)
Fearless Vampire Killers (1:07)
I (2:05)
Big Take Over (2:57)
Pay To Cum (1:25)
Right Brigade (2:27)
Intro (0:45)
Coptic Times (2:06)
I Against I (2:50)
Re-Ignition (4:16)
Rock For Light (1:36)
With The Quickness (2:45)


Butthole Surfers

Who Was In My Room Last Night? (4:09)
The Wooden Song (3:50)
Some Dispute Over T-Shirt Sales (2:06)
Dust Devil (6:39)


Buzzcocks: Spiral Scratch

Breakdown (1:59)
Time's Up (3:07)
Boredom (2:51)
Friends of Mine (2:14)


Children of Bodom

Follow The Reaper (3:47)
Warheart (4:06)
Bodom After Midnight (3:44)
Silent Night, Bodom Night (3:12)
Children of Decadence (5:34)
Bed of Razors (3:55)
Mask of Sanity (3:58)
Children of Bodom (5:13)
Northern Comfort (3:48)
Don't Stop At The Top (3:24)
Needled 24/7 (4:08)
Triple Corpse Hammerblow (4:06)
Lil' Bloodred Ridin' Hood (3:24)


Children of Bodom: Something Wild (x2... since it has a duplicate subfolder in Windows Media Player!)

Deadnight Warrior (3:21)
In The Shadows (6:01)
Red Light In My Eyes, Pt. 1 (4:28)
Red Light In My Eyes, Pt. 2 (3:50)
Lake Bodom (4:01)
The Nail (6:17)
Touch Like Angel of Death (7:49)


Cradle of Filth

Ebony Dressed For Sunset (2:50)
Queen of Winter, Throned (10:27)
A Bruise Upon The Silent Moon (2:03)
The Promise of Fever (5:56)
Hurt and Virtue (5:23)
Better To Reign In Hell (6:11)
Deleted Scenes of a Snuff Princess (5:57)
Creatures That Kissed In Cold Mirrors (3:01)
Dusk And Her Embrace (6:08)
Her Ghost In The Fog (6:24)
The Twisted Nails of Faith (6:49)
From The Cradle To Enslave (6:34)
Malice Through The Looking Glass (5:30)
Lord Abortion (6:51)
Sodomy and Lust (4:42)
Twisting Further Nails (5:30)
Amor E Morte (7:14)
Dance Macabre (4:27)
Hallowed Be Thy Name (7:10)


Dead Kennedys

Police Truck (2:24)
Too Drunk To Fuck (2:39)
California Über Alles (3:26)
The Man With The Dogs (3:02)
Holiday In Cambodia (3:43)
I Fought The Law (2:18)
Pull My Strings (5:44)
Straight A's (2:13)
Take This Job and Shove It (1:24)
Macho Insecurity (1:29)
DK. Terminal Preppy (1:30)
Trust Your Mechanic (2:55)
Forest Fire (2:23)
Halloween (3:35)
Winnebago Warrior (2:08)
Bleed For Me (3:24)
Moral Majority (1:55)
Dog Bite (1:13)
Nazi Punks Fuck Off (1:03)
Chickenshit Conformist (5:58)
Macho Rama (4:04)
MTV Get Off The Air (3:36)


Dee Dee King: Standing in the Spotlight (Dee Dee Ramone's terrible rapping :P)

Mashed Potato Time (3:16)
2 Much 2 Drink (3:35)
Baby Doll (4:45)
Poor Little Rich Girl (2:32)
Commotion in the Ocean (3:25)
German Kid (4:06)
Brooklyn Babe (3:30)
Emergency (3:24)
The Crusher (3:30)
I Want What I Want (2:21)
Hop Around (1:32)


Fugazi: 13 Songs (x2... since it has a duplicate subfolder in Windows Media Player, but not in Windows Explorer!)

Waiting Room (2:54)
Bulldog Front (2:53)
Bad Mouth (2:36)
Burning (2:39)
Give Me The Cure (2:59)
Suggestion (4:44)
Glue Man (4:21)
Margin Walker (2:30)
And The Same (3:27)
Burning Too (2:41)
Provisional (2:17)
Lockdown (2:10)
Promises (4:01)


GWAR: Hell-O! (1988)

Time For Deäth (2:41)
ÅEIÖU (1:26)
Americànized (1:37)
I'm In Löve (With A Dead Dog) (2:32)
Slütmañ City (3:49)
World ô Filth (1:14)
War Toy (2:22)
Cåptain Crünch (3:54)
Püre as the Årctic Snôw (2:26)
Je M'Appelle Jacques Cösteaü (3:07)
GWAR Theme (2:27)
Bône Meal (0:42)
Öllie North (1:55)
Techno's Song (3:44)
U Ain't Shit (1:19)
Rock & Roll Pärty Töwn (3:11)
Black And Huge (2:16)


GWAR: Scumdogs Of The Universe (1990)

The Salaminizer (3:35)
Maggots (4:04)
Sick Of You (3:08)
Slaughterama (5:02)
The Years Without Light (2:57)
King Queen (4:48)
Horror Of Yig (5:20)
Vlad The Impaler (3:16)
Black And Huge (3:09)
Love Surgery (4:55)
Death Pod (3:33)
Sexecutioner (4:00)
Cool Place To Park (4:04)


GWAR: America Must Be Destroyed (1991)

Ham on the Bone (2:04)
Crack In The Egg (3:37)
Gor-Gor (4:21)
Have You Seen Me? (4:46)
The Morality Squad (3:37)
America Must Be Destroyed (4:47)
Gilded Lily (3:37)
Poor Ole Tom (5:07)
Rock & Roll Never Felt So Good (4:17)
Blimey (3:12)
The Road Behind (5:30)
Pussy Planet (2:52)


GWAR: The Road Behind (1992)

The Road Behind (5:31)
Overture In N Minor (0:53)
Krakdown (3:49)
Voodoo Summoning (1:40)
Captain Crunch (4:27)
Have You Seen Me? (10:17)
SFW (2:17)


GWAR: This Toilet Earth (1994)

Saddam A Go-Go (2:31)
Penis I See (2:56)
Eat Steel (1:28)
Jack The World (2:24)
Sonderkommando (4:54)
Bad Bad Men (3:08)
Pepperoni (1:41)
The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface (5:17)
B.D.F. (2:23)
Fight (0:55)
The Issue of Tissue (Spacecake) (3:10)
Pocket Pool (2:27)
Slap U Around (2:39)
Krak Down (3:22)
Filthy Flow (2:15)
The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (2:41)


GWAR: Ragnarok (1995)

Meat Sandwich (3:28)
The New Plague (2:52)
Whargoul (5:37)
Rag No Rok (3:58)
Dirty, Filthy (2:29)
Stalin's Organ (2:19)
Knife In Yer Guts (3:15)
Think You Oughta Know This (2:46)
Nudged (2:40)
Fire In The Loins (3:59)
Surf of Syn (4:21)
Crush, Kill, Destroy (1:33)
None But The Brave (3:50)
Martyr Dumb (3:57)


GWAR: Carnival of Chaos (1997)

Penguin Attack (3:27)
Let's Blame The Lightman (3:09)
First Rule Is (3:24)
Sammy (6:57)
Endless Apocalypse (4:59)
Billy Bad Ass (3:24)
Hate Love Songs (3:02)
Letter From The Scallop Boat (2:49)
If I Could Be That (3:16)
In Her Fear (3:51)
Back To Iraq (2:18)
I Suck On My Thumb (3:06)
The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo (5:08)
Gonna Kill U (2:35)
Sex Cow (2:58)
Antarctican Drinking Song (1:39)
Don't Need A Man (12:40)
Pre-Skool Prostitute (5:08)


GWAR: We Kill Everything (1999)

Babyraper (2:35)
Fishfuck (1:45)
The Performer (3:23)
A Short History of the End of the World (3:27)
Escape from the Mooseledge (5:24)
Tune From Da Moon (2:26)
Jiggle The Handle (5:28)
Nitro-Burning Funny Bong (3:27)
Jagermonsta (2:50)
My Girly Ways (2:59)
The Master Has A Butt (4:05)
We Kill Everything (6:57)
Child (2:51)
Penile Drip (2:38)
Mary Anne (2:42)
Friend (1:17)
Fuckin' An Animal (3:09)


GWAR: Violence Has Arrived (2001)

Hell Intro (1:00)
Battle-Lust (3:02)
Abyss of Woe (3:38)
Anti-Anti-Christ (3:14)
The Apes of Wrath (3:15)
Immortal Corrupter (5:35)
Beauteous Rot (2:55)
Licksore (1:41)
Bloody Mary (4:07)
Biledriver (2:41)
The Wheel (3:48)
The Song of Words (3:32)
Happy Death-Day (4:18)


GWAR: War Party (2004)

Bring Back The Bomb (4:23)
Krosstika (3:35)
Womb With A View (2:26)
Decay of Grandeur (4:05)
War Party (3:16)
Bonesnapper (The Faces of the Slain) (4:42)
Lost God (3:58)
The Reaganator (3:05)
The Bonus Plan (1:16)
You Can't Kill Terror (3:17)
Fistful of Teeth (4:00)


Dave Brockie Experience: Diarrhea of a Madman

40,000 Times (1:36)
2 Much Stuff (1:40)
You Want To Suck My Dick (3:10)
Pants (1:04)
Faggot On Fire (1:52)
Helium Creed (1:09)
Beat Stall (1:11)
Dance of Europe (2:16)
Iranian Masturbator (4:14)
Washing Yourself (4:25)
Servant of Deaths Head (1:57)
Two Smart Guys Fight (About Michelangelo) (1:25)
The Pennington Lark (0:50)
I Clean Up Real Good (1:26)
Great News (3:31)
Masturbate (1:07)
I Saw Three Forms (5:03)
Calling Dr. Fong (18:33)


Death Piggy: Smile Or Die!!!

G-O-D Spells GOD (0:50)
Spatter Fuck (0:54)
Eat The People (1:02)
Fatman (1:09)
Nympho (0:41)
Bathtub In Space (1:24)
No Prob, Dude (0:57)
Mangoes and Goats (1:15)
Welcome to the Record (0:27)
Boner (1:03)
Showbiz (1:18)
Dinner in the Morning (1:29)
Whippin' Round The Bay (3:36)
Ceramic Butt (0:57)
Poet (1:16)
Ground -B- Sound (1:58)
Joey Died Today (1:23)
Minute To Live (2:31)


GWAR: 3.17.91 (Sacramento, CA)

Sick of You (3:41)
Maggots (4:48)
Horror of Yig (4:28)
Have You Seen Me? (6:22)
Sexecutioner (4:01)
Vlad the Impaler (3:25)
The Morality Squad / U Ain't Shit (7:18)
GWAR Theme (4:23)
Slaughterama (6:54)
Late-Breaking Gor-Gor Report (0:54)
Gor-Gor (6:16)
Cool Place To Park (8:17)


GWAR: Miscellaneous

Damn That Money (2:13)
The Chinese Have No Cheese (2:37)
My Girly Ways [Live] (0:49)
B.D.F. (2:23)
Golden Showers [Mentors Cover] (5:00)
Gor-Gor [Live] (4:26)
Lovin' An Animal (3:07)
Mary Anne [Live] (2:44)
Nitro-Burning Funny Bong [Live] (2:11)
S.F.W. (2:17)
Zombie (5:13)
Cool Place To Park [demo 1989] (3:40)
Death Pod [demo 1989]
RAWGWAR Video: A Short History of the End of the World (5:11)
Drop Drawers (5:47)
Don's Bong Is Gone (4:34)
Ballad of Vincent Bologlenoni (5:10)
Private Pain of Techno Destructo [Star Trek Version] (5:59)
Poopie Britches (1:39)
SFW (2:16)
MC Rhythmless: White Boy Can't Dance (3:07)
MC Rhythmless: Stuck Us With A Sucka (3:06)
X-Cops: Beat You Down (2:37)
X-Cops: Junkie (2:59)
GWAR Theme [demo 1987] (2:33)
Time For Death [demo 1987] (3:06)
The Salaminizer [Live, Halloween 2000] (4:58)
Babyraper (2:43)
Jagermonsta (2:46)
Sleazy Sells The Earth [Live, Halloween 2000] (1:52)
War Toy (2:39)
Love Surgery [Live, Halloween 2000] (5:25)
Crush, Kill, Destroy (2:07)
Captain Crunch (4:26)
Crack In The Egg [Live] (4:25)
Kill Bob (1:01)
Oh Canada (1:09)
Babies Cartoon Theme (1:04)
Bad Bad Men [Live] (3:17)
Fishfuck [Live] (1:50)
The Private Pain of Techno Destructo [Live] (6:12)
Death Pod (4:11)
B-Day Boy [Ween Cover] (5:13)
Every Little Thing She Does [Police Cover] (4:27)


GWAR: May 9, 2004 DNA Lounge San Francisco

Intro (1:53)
Ham on the Bone (2:03)
Battle Lust (3:17)
The Salamanizer (4:13)
Womb With A View (3:03)
Apes of Wrath (3:14)
Crack in the Egg (3:39)
Bush & Bin Laden (1:24)
Bring Back The Bomb (5:15)
Martyr Dumb (4:19)
Biledriver (3:19)
Lost God (4:09)
Blimey (3:19)
Licksore (1:38)
Decay of Grandeur (4:46)
Bonesnapper (4:10)
Pre-Encore, Oderus (3:55)
Immortal Corrupter (5:43)
Maggots (5:32)
As Pure as the Arctic Snow (4:25)


GWAR: Let There Be GWAR

You Ain't Shit [Joey Slutman] (1:08)
Americanized [Joey Slutman] (1:58)
GWAR Theme [Joey Slutman] (1:35)
Rock & Roll Party Town [Joey Slutman] (3:31)
Pure as the Arctic Snow [Joey Slutman] (2:16)
Americanized (1:31)
U Ain't Shit (0:58)
Slutman City (3:56)
Time For Death (3:07)
GWAR Theme (1:49)
Rock & Roll Party Town (2:50)
Techno's Song (2:27)
Eat Steel (2:34)
Gor-Gor (8:21)


GWAR: Live From Antarctica

Sleazy Intro (3:18)
Horror of Yig (3:52)
Black And Huge (2:39)
Years Without Light (3:39)
World O' Filth (1:20)
Americanized (2:12)
Maggots (4:20)
Love Surgery (5:06)
Jacques Cousteau (4:28)
I'm In Love With A Dead Dog (2:42)
The Salaminizer (3:39)
Sexecutioner (3:42)
Sick of You (3:07)
Technosong (4:40)
U Ain't Shit (2:18)
Cool Place To Park (5:15)


X-Cops: You Have The Right To Remain Silent

Interloper (4:43)
Barbells (3:42)
Cavity Search (1:59)
Zipper Pig (2:37)
Welcome To New Jersey (2:31)
Your Mother (4:38)
The Party's Over (2:27)
5-0 (1:50)
Tune Up Time (1:03)
Third Leg (2:07)
Paddy Wagon Rape (3:06)
Highway Star (6:40)
You Fucked Up (3:53)


In Flames: Whoracle (x2... since it has a duplicate subfolder in Windows Media Player, but not in Windows Explorer!)

Jotun (3:53)
Food For The Gods (4:23)
Gyroscope (3:28)
Dialogue With The Stars (3:03)
The Hive (4:05)
Jester Script Transfigured (5:48)
Morphing Into Primal (3:07)
World Within The Margin (5:08)
Episode 666 (3:47)
Everything Counts (3:17)
Whoracle (2:55)
Goliaths Disarm Their Davids (4:58)
Acoustic Medley (2:36)
Behind Space [Live] (3:36)


KMFDM

Megalomaniac (6:07)
Power (5:26)
Ultra (4:25)
Light (6:05)
Money (5:31)
WWIII (5:00)
Attak / Reload (3:59)
Juke Joint Jezebel (5:42)
Stray Bullet (5:31)
A Drug Against War (3:43)
Vogue (4:07)
Flesh (5:03)
Black Ball (5:13)
D.I.Y. (4:51)
Dirty (4:41)
More & Faster 243 (2:54)
Virus [Pestilence Mix] (5:07)
Today (4:56)
Urban Monkey Warfare (4:31)
Dogma (4:06)
Godlike [Doglike Mix] (5:38)
Torture (7:04)
Glory (3:53)
Last Things (5:07)
Anarchy (5:34)
Superhero (4:25)
Bullets, Bombs, and Bigotry (4:22)
Sturm Und Drang (3:58)
Brute (4:27)
Unfit (6:01)
Sucks (3:31)
Moron (5:07)
Preach / Pervert (4:30)
Trust (6:47)
Wrath (10:09)
Revenge (5:10)
Godlike (3:33)


Lard

Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (6:13)
Sylvestre Matuschka (3:54)
70's Rock Must Die (7:06)
Ballad or Marsha (5:06) [CANNOT BE PLAYED IN WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER]
Bozo Skeleton (4:30)
Can God Fill Teeth? (4:20)
Drug Raid At 4 AM (5:01)
Forkboy (3:53)
Hellfudge (5:04)
I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog (3:17)
Jesus Was A Terrorist (2:33)
Mangoat (5:05)
Mate, Spawn, and Die (4:55)
Moths (4:57)
Peelin' Back The Foreskin of Liberty (5:11)
Pineapple Face (6:36)
The Ballad of Marshall Ledbetter (2:03)
The Power of Lard (7:29)
They're Coming To Take Me Away (8:28)
War Pimp Renaissance (4:13)


Les Claypool

Running the Gauntlet (5:35)
Barrington Hall (4:16)
Buzzards of Green Hill (4:06)
David Makalaster (4:41)
Les Pissed The Fuck Off [Netcast, 7.25.99] (1:33)
Ding Dang (5:50)
Whamola (5:00)


Lords of Acid

Rubber Doll Opus (3:13)
Voodoo-U (3:58)
Lover Cantata (3:55)
The Crablouse (4:15)
Fingerlickin' Good (3:45)
Let's Get High (5:17)
Do What You Wanna Do (4:06)
I Sit On Acid [Original] (5:53)
Young Boys (3:55)
Out Comes The Evil (4:24)
Mister Machoman (4:35)
Pump My Body To The Top (5:09)
Pussy Round (4:05)
Deep Sexy Space Chorale (2:26)
Marijuana In Your Brain (3:58)
Doggie Tom Overture (3:47)
Lessons in Love (4:22)
Concerto For Me and Myself (4:15)
The Real Thing (3:33)


Lords of Acid: Universal Buzz Radio Live Concert

Track 1 (20:13)
Track 2 (17:40)
Track 3 (16:58)


Metallica: No Life Till Leather (06.07.82)

Motorbreath (3:21)
The Mechanix (4:33)
Jump In The Fire (3:52)
Seek And Destroy (4:55)
Phantom Lord (3:37)
Metal Militia (5:19)


Ministry

Everyday (Is Halloween) (6:25)
Just Like You (5:03)
(I'm Not An) Effigy (3:51)
No "W" (3:24)
Waiting (5:02)
Worthless (4:09)
Wrong (4:54)
Broken (4:52)
Over the Shoulder (5:13)
Warp City (4:01)
Shove (5:53)
World (5:13)
Supernaut [From 12] (6:35)
Worm (9:10)
N.W.O. (5:30)
Reload (2:25)
Stigmata (5:45)
Filth Pig (6:19)
Just One Fix (5:11)
The Missing (2:55)
Deity (3:23)
Lava (6:30)
Hero (4:13)
Jesus Built My Hotrod (4:51)
Dead Guy (5:15)
Scarecrow (8:21)
The Land of Rape and Honey (5:12)
The Fall (4:54)
You Know What You Are (4:45)
Bad Blood (4:58)
Nursing Home (7:02)
Thieves (5:02)
Burning Inside (5:20)
Never Believe (4:59)
Breathe (5:40)
So What (8:13)
What About Us (5:52)


Genitorturers

120 Days (4:48)
Crack Track (2:21)
Force Fed (3:09)
House of Shame (3:26)
Jackin' Man (2:42)
Lesser Gods (4:25)
I Touch Myself (3:21)
Sin City [KMFDM remix] (4:32) [x2... weird!]
Procession (4:12)
Pleasure in Restraint (6:51)
Reality Check (4:23)
River's Edge / Strip the Flesh (4:29)
Squealer (4:35)
Stitch In Time (3:37)
Velvet Dreams (6:24)
One Who Feeds [Dave Ogilvie remix] (4:55)
4 Walls Black [Razed In Black remix] (4:02)


Miscellaneous

The Melvins: The Bit (4:43)
The Melvins: Hide (0:49)
The Circle Jerks: World Up My Ass (1:16)
The Melvins: Bar X The Rocking M (2:22)
The Germs: Lexicon Devil (1:43)
Fear: I Love Livin' In The City (2:12)
Angry Samoans: Lights Out (0:52)
X: We're Desperate (2:04)
The Ultimatics: Fuck California (2:22)
1000 Homo DJ's: Supernaut (6:41)
GG Allin: You Hate Me and I Hate You (1:40)
The Urinals: I'm A Bug (1:14)
Nuclear Rabbit: Supermarket (3:48)
45 Grave: Partytime [Zombie Version] (2:45)
AC/DC: Highway To Hell (3:28)
AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (3:57)
AC/DC: TNT (3:35)
AC/DC: Thunderstruck (4:51)
Adam and the Ants: (You're So) Physical (4:30)
Agent Orange: Everything Turns Grey (2:00)
Agent Orange: Secret Agent Man (2:16)
Agent Orange: Bloodstains (1:51)
Anti-Flag: Captain Anarchy (2:34)
Arch Enemy: We Will Rise (4:06)
Arch Enemy: Leader of the Rats (4:20)
The Avengers: Cheap Tragedies (3:04)
The Avengers: Crazy Homicide (2:02)
The Avengers: Fuck You (2:46)
The Avengers: Open Your Eyes (2:17)
The Avengers: Paint It Black (3:18)
The Avengers: Teenage Rebel (1:55)
The Avengers: The American In Me (2:10)
The Avengers: We Are The One (2:41)
Cookie Monster: C Is For Cookie (1:23)
Danzig: Mother (3:24)
Danzig: Twist of Cain (4:17)
David Bowie: I'm Afraid of Americans (5:30)
Dean Ween: Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (1:45)
Dr. Demento: Fish Heads [Barnes and Barnes] (2:25)
Exploited: Law For The Rich (3:20)
Exploited: The Mods (2:00)
The Germs: Forming (3:06)
Jack Off Jill: Cinnamon Spider (2:49)
Jack Off Jill: Girl Scout (3:24)
Jack Off Jill: Swollen (1:38)
King Missile: Detachable Penis (3:20)
Kiss: Rock and Roll All Night (2:57)
Kraftwerk: The Robots (6:11)
The Lemonheads: Skulls [Misfits cover] (2:13)
MC 900 Ft. Jesus: While The City Sleeps (5:30)
MC 900 Ft. Jesus: If I Only Had A Brain (3:42)
The Meatmen: Do A Whippet (0:36)
The Meatmen: How Soon Is Now [Smiths cover] (2:45)
The Meatmen: One Down, Three To Go (1:04)
The Meatmen: I Want Drugs (2:11)
The Meatmen: Men, Meat, and Fire (3:05)
Mötörhead: Ace of Spades (2:46)
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Merry Fucking Christmas (2:03)
Nina Hagen: Making Monsters For My Friends (2:36)
Oingo Boingo: No One Lives Forever (4:14)
Option 30: Icehouse (4:26)
Pantera: Walk [Live] (5:33)
Pearl Jam feat. Joey Ramone: Sonic Reducer (3:56)
Pere Ubu: 30 Seconds Over Tokyo (6:23)
Pere Ubu: Breath (3:59)
Pere Ubu: Drinking Wine Spodyody (2:23)
Pere Ubu: Heart of Darkness (4:48)
Pere Ubu: Navvy (2:42)
Pere Ubu: Non-Alignment Pact (3:18)
Pere Ubu: Humor Me (2:54) [x2... weird!]
The Pixies: Where Is My Mind? (3:46)
The Pixies: Debaser (2:52)
The Queers: Punk Rock Girls (2:45)
Richard Hell and the Voidoids: Blank Generation (2:45)
Suicidal Tendencies: Institutionalized (3:49)
Suicide Machines: DDT (1:06)
Suicide Machines: Permanent Holiday (2:06)
Suicide Machines: What I Like About You (2:38)
Suicide Machines: I Don't Wanna Hear It (1:04)
Supernova: Chewbacca (What A Wookie) (1:48)
The Cramps: Surfin' Dead (4:10)
Yngwie Malmsteen: Black Star (4:53)
Yngwie Malmsteen: Evil Eye (5:12)
Yngwie Malmsteen: Far Beyond The Sun (5:49)
Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society: Bleed For Me (5:32)
Alice Cooper: School's Out (3:34)
Jack Off Jill: Bruises Are Back In Style (1:00)
Jack Off Jill: Choke (1:11)
Jack Off Jill: Spit And Rape (0:52)
Jack Off Jill: American Made (1:18)
Jello Biafra: On Joey Ramone (7:46)
Pere Ubu: I Will Wait (1:47)
Pere Ubu: Final Solution (4:59)
Pere Ubu: The Modern Dance (3:30)
Pere Ubu: Wasteland (4:57)
Skaur: Jump Up, Funboy! (2:27)


The Misfits

Earth AD (2:09)
Devilock (1:24)
Death Comes Ripping (1:53)
Green Hell (1:52)
Die Die My Darling (3:07)
We Bite (1:14)
Where Eagles Dare (1:59)
She (1:22)
Halloween (1:47)
TV Casualty (2:23)
Some Kinda Hate (2:01)
Last Caress (1:57)
Hybrid Moments (1:42)
We Are 138 (1:41)
Teenagers From Mars (2:50)
Hollywood Babylon (2:20)
Attitude (1:30)
Bullet (1:37)
Spinal Remains (1:22)
20 Eyes (1:47)
I Turned Into A Martian (1:42)
All Hell Breaks Loose (1:48)
Night of the Living Dead (1:58)
Skulls (2:01)
Devil's Whorehouse (1:45)
Astro Zombies (2:15)
Braineaters (0:56)


The New Misfits

The Forbidden Zone (2:23)
Crawling Eye (2:22)
Witch Hunt (1:31)
Scream! (2:33)
Saturday Night (3:28)
Die Monster Die (2:00)
Hunting Humans (2:06)
Dig Up Her Bones (3:01)
Blacklight (1:27)
This Island Earth (2:15)
Crimson Ghost (2:01)
Day of the Dead (1:49)
Hate the Living, Love the Dead (1:36)
The Shining (2:59)


Nine Inch Nails

Head Like A Hole (4:59)
Mr. Self-Destruct (4:30)
Piggy (4:24)
Terrible Lie (4:39)
Wish (3:46)
Down In It (3:46)
Get Down Make Love (4:19)
March of the Pigs (2:58)
Closer (6:13)
Happiness In Slavery (5:21)
Something I Can Never Have (5:54)
Sin (4:06)
Reptile (6:52)
Hurt (6:13)
Metal (3:38)


Ohgr

Water (4:24)
Devil (4:34)
Kettle (3:47)
Earthworm (3:18)
Lusid (3:50)
Pore (3:53)
Chaos (4:14)
Cracker (3:27)
Solow (4:43)
Suhleap (3:13)
Minus (4:20)


Operation Ivy

Knowledge (1:42)
Sound System (2:14)
Take Warning (2:44)
Bombshell (1:03)
Bankshot (1:33)
Smiling (1:46)
Freeze Up (2:20)
Room Without A Window (1:32)
Junkie's Runnin' Dry (2:05)
Hoboken (1:11)
Yellin' In My Ear (1:33)
Healthy Body (1:40)
Officer (1:59)


Pantera

Mouth For War (3:56)
Cowboys From Hell (4:06)
Walk (5:14)
Psycho Holiday (5:19)
Fucking Hostile (2:48)
This Love (6:22)
Cemetery Gates (7:03)
Hollow (5:45)


Primus

Here Come The Bastards (2:54)
My Name Is Mud (4:46)
Sgt. Baker (4:16)
Welcome To This World (3:40)
Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver (4:24)
Jerry Was A Race Car Driver (3:10)
Tommy The Cat (4:15)
Mr. Krinkle (5:27)
Those Damned Blue Collar Tweekers (5:19)


The Ramones

I Wanna Be Sedated (2:29)
Teenage Lobotomy (2:02)
Do You Remember Rock 'N' Roll (3:50)
Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment (1:41)
Beat On The Brat (2:31)
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (2:46)
I Wanna Live (2:37)
Pinhead (2:43)
Blitzkrieg Bop (2:11)
Cretin Hop (1:55)
Rockaway Beach (2:05)
Commando (1:53)
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend (2:26)
Momma's Boy (2:10)
Bop 'Til You Drop (2:12)
We're A Happy Family (2:38)
Bonzo Goes To Bitburg (3:53)
Outsider (2:09)
Psycho Therapy (2:35)
Wart Hog (1:54)
Animal Boy (1:51)
Needles & Pins (2:22)
Howling At The Moon (Sha-La-La) (3:33)
Somebody Put Something In My Drink (3:19)
We Want The Airwaves (3:21)
Chinese Rock (2:27)
I Just Wanna Have Something To Do (2:41)
The KKK Took My Baby Away (2:31)
Indian Giver (2:45)
Rock & Roll High School (2:18)


Rancid

Adina (1:39)
Maxwell Murder (1:25)
Nihilism (2:02)
Hyena (2:54)
The 11th Hour (2:28)
Radio (2:51)
Roots Radicals (2:47)
Sidekick (2:00)
Rats In The Hallway (2:21)
Time Bomb (2:24)
Salvation (2:53)
David Courtney (2:43)
Olympia WA (3:30)
Tenderloin (1:32)
Junkie Man (3:04)
Whirlwind (2:15)
Burn (2:09)
Rejected (2:12)
Ruby Soho (2:37)
Journey to the End of the East Bay (3:11)
Spirit of '87 (3:22)
She's Automatic (1:35)
Old Friend (2:53)
Situation (2:03)
As Wicked (2:40)
Avenues & Alleyways (3:11)
International Cover-Up (1:43)
Midnight (1:54)


Revolting Cocks

Dirt (4:15)
Crackin' Up (6:29)
Attack Ships on Fire (4:58)
Beers, Steers, and Queers (5:54)
Beers, Steers, & Queers (5:50)
Union Carbide (West Virginia) (3:24)
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? (5:57)
Gila Copter (6:02)
In The Neck (5:34)
Linger Fickin' Good (9:12)
Physical [Banned version] (4:52)
Razor's Edge [Ogre Vox] (4:45)
Something Wonderful (4:38)
Stainless Steel Providers (5:53)
You Often Forget (4:41)
Creep (8:52)


Sex Pistols: Kiss This

Anarchy in the U.K. (3:32)
God Save The Queen (3:18)
Pretty Vacant (3:15)
Holidays In The Sun (3:19)
I Wanna Be Me (3:03)
Did You No Wrong (3:09)
No Fun (6:20)
Satellite (3:59)
Don't Give Me No Lip, Child (3:27)
(I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone (3:06)
Bodies (2:48)
No Feelings (2:48)
Liar (2:39)
Problems (4:09)
Seventeen (2:01)
Submission (4:10)
New York (3:03)
EMI [Unlimited Edition] (3:09)
My Way (4:03)
Silly Thing (2:47)


Siouxsie and the Banshees: Peepshow

Peek-A-Boo (3:12)
The Killing Jar (4:04)
Scarecrow (5:06)
Carousel (4:26)
Burn-Up (4:32)
Ornaments of Gold (3:49)
Turn To Stone (4:05)
Rawhead and Bloodybones (2:29)
The Last Beat of my Heart (4:31)
Rhapsody (6:22)


Sloppy Seconds: The First Seven Inches... And Then Some!

So Fucked Up (2:31)
Lynchtown U.S.A. (1:50)
If I Had A Woman (3:03)
Someone Else's Pill (2:05)
Public Beat (2:17)
Leaving on a Jet Plane (2:32)
Vacation (2:37)
Yuppies (2:57)
Germany (2:31)
The Men (1:36)
I Don't Wanna Take You Home (1:26)
Human Waste (2:22)
Jerry's Kids (2:21)
The Pop My Dick Song (0:12)
Where Eagles Dare (2:39)


The Subhumans

All Gone Dead (1:53)
Mickey Mouse Is Dead (2:44)
New Age (1:40)
Zyklon B-Movie (2:11)
Parasites (2:37)


Switchblade Symphony: Bread and Jam for Frances

Witches (4:18)
Roller Coaster (2:49)
Dirty Dog (4:22)
Situation (0:56)
Soldiers (5:01)
Sleep (3:01)
Harpsichord (5:27)
Funnel (3:42)
Insect (3:04)
Rampid (0:42)
Situation #9 (4:24)
Sheep (1:45)
Fractal (0:58)
Sick Mary (0:46)


The Cramps: The Smell of Female

The Most Exalted Potentate of Love (3:03)
You Got Good Taste (3:27)
Call of the Wighat (3:46)
Faster Pussycat (2:46)
I Ain't Nuthin' But A Gorehound (3:17)
Psychotic Reaction (3:54)
Beautiful Gardens (3:05)
She Said (5:16)
Surfin' Dead (4:10)


The Screamers

If I Can't Have What I Want (1:24)
Magazine Love [Live at the Whiskey, 01.07.78] (2:48)
She's The Girl (2:36)
Vertigo (2:59)


The Stooges: Raw Power

Search and Destroy (3:29)
Gimme Danger (3:33)
Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell (4:54)
Penetration (3:35)
Raw Power (4:16)
I Need Somebody (4:52)
Shake Appeal (3:01)
Death Trip (6:07)


Thrill Kill Kult

A Daisy Chain 4 Satan [Acid and Flowers Mix] (5:30)
Fangs of Love (3:13)
The Days of Swine and Roses (6:01)
Dope Doll Jungle (4:50)
Sexy Sucker (4:35)
Blondes With Lobotomy Eyes (3:03)
Lucifer's Flowers (3:59)
Yesterday's Void (3:59)
Blue Buddha (7:14)
Mr. and Mrs. Bottomless Pit (4:05)
The International Sin Set (5:47)
Sexplosion (5:52)
Sex On Wheelz (4:59)
Kooler Than Jesus (6:19)
Devil Bunnies (6:16)


Tool

Intolerance (4:55)
Stinkfist (5:11)
Sweat (3:46)
Eulogy (8:28)
Prison Sex (4:58)
H. (6:07)
Part of Me (3:17)
Sober (5:08)
Forty Six and Two (6:04)
Opiate (8:28)
Hooker With A Penis (4:33)
Undertow (5:24)
Four Degrees (6:05)
Intermission (0:56)
Jimmy (5:24)
Pushit (9:55)
Aenima (6:39)
Third Eye (13:47)


Type O Negative

Christian Woman: Body of Christ (Corpus Christi) / To Love God / JC Looks Like Me (8:58)
Everyone I Love Is Dead [Remix] (4:39)
Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare All) (11:15) [x2.. weird!]
Love You To Death (7:08)
Love You To Death [European Single] (4:47)
Summer Breeze (4:50)
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (3:46)
Set Me On Fire (3:28)
12 Black Rainbows (5:10)
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend [Cheese Organ Mix] (3:40)
We Hate Everyone (6:51)
Bloody Kisses (A Death In The Family) (10:56)
Cinnamon Girl (4:00)
Everything Dies [European Edit] (4:32)
Cinnamon Girl [Depressed Mode Mix] (3:50)
Too Late: Frozen (7:50)
Blood & Fire (5:32)
Stay Out Of My Dreams (8:15)
Light My Fire [Doors cover, Live] (3:15)
Are You Afraid? / Gravity (8:03)
Back In The USSR [Live] (2:39)


Voodoo Glow Skulls

Shoot The Moon (3:23)
Closet Monster (2:35)
Jocks From Hell (1:24)
Empty Bottles (2:16)
El Coo Cooi (2:37)
Method To The Madness (2:24)
Insubordination (3:28)
Dirty Rats (2:52)
You're The Problem (2:24)
Sin Berguensa (Si Habla Espanol) (2:12)
Wife and Kid (2:33)
Country Phuck (1:57)
Here Comes The Sun (2:00)
Too Many Secrets (1:46)
La Migra (Mas Espanol) (2:53)
Ugly Stick (2:07)
Bossman (1:35)


White Zombie: Astro-Creep 2000: Songs Of Love, Destruction And Other Synthetic Delusions Of The Electric Head

Electric Head Pt. 1 (The Agony) (4:54)
Super-Charger Heaven (3:37)
Real Solution #9 (4:44)
Creature Of The Wheel (3:25)
Electric Head Pt. 2 (The Ecstasy) (3:53)
Grease Paint And Monkey Brains (3:49)
I, Zombie (3:31)
More Human Than Human (4:28)
El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama (4:13)
Blur The Technicolor (4:09)
Blood, Milk, and Sky (11:18)


White Zombie: La Sexorcisto

Welcome To Planet Motherfucker (6:21)
Knuckle Duster (Radio 1-A) (0:24)
Thunder Kiss '65 (3:54)
Black Sunshine (4:49)
Soul-Crusher (5:04)
Cosmic Monsters Inc. (5:14)
Spiderbaby (Yeah-Yeah-Yeah) (5:02)
I Am Legend (5:09)
Knuckle Duster (Radio 2-B) (0:24)
Thrust! (5:05)
One Big Crunch (0:22)
Grindhouse (A Go-Go) (3:31)
Starface (5:35)
Warp Asylum (6:42)


X-Ray Spex

The Day The World Turned Day-Glo (2:53)
Obsessed With You (2:30)
Genetic Engineering (2:49)
Identity (2:25)
I Live Off You (2:09)
Germ-Free Adolescents (3:14)
Art-I-Ficial (3:24)
Let's Submerge (3:26)
Warrior In Woolworths (3:07)
I Am A Poseur (2:34)
I Can't Do Anything (2:58)
Highly Inflammable (2:35)
Age (2:38)
Plastic Bags (4:55)
I Am A Cliche (1:55)
Oh Bondage! Up Yours! (2:51)

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