Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla
. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :PThe only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
3651. What do you think of jazz? Eh, it's all right.
3652. Why do you suppose Christmas has more hype than Chanukah? Because there are more Christians? I dunno.
3653. What is like a rock? A mountain.
3654. Who do you 100% trust? No one.
3655. Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? No.
3656. Have you done anything nice for your neighbors this year? No.
3657. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done? I'm not sure.
3658. What things (not people) would you miss most if you were locked in the Big Brother
house for weeks on end? My computer, my books, my own bed...
3659. Use five words to describe your life now. Okay, Odd, Boring, Quotidian, and Lacking.
3660. Use five words to describe your family. Caring, Supportive, Crazy, Firm, and Christian.
3661. Use five words to describe your childhood. Innocent, Fun, Playful, Interesting, Churchy.
3662. Who has seen the wind? No one.
3663. What's the point of MLA format? Why can't students just freely write their gathered info and opinions the way they feel is best for them? Um... you can't just plagiarize other people's research!
3664. What's your favorite fairy tale? Original answer: "Little Miss Muffet
." Isn't that a nursery rhyme?! My answer: Cinderella
3665. How will you explain God to your children (or a child)? To be honest, the church would probably do a better job of explaining it. So we'll go there.
3666. Is this question Satanic? If you think it is, then sure.
3667. Name a person that you love. Andrea.
Describe how they look: She's medium-height / build, and has black hair and brown eyes.
Describe how they sound: She's got a strong feminine voice.
Describe how they smell: Like fresh air.
Describe how they feel: I don't know... like a person? heh...
Describe how they taste: NO COMMENT. :P
3668. What will last longer, the moon or the human race? The moon.
3669. Whose lives do you value more: those of your country, or all of humanity? Those of my country.
3670. If the Jehovah's Witnesses dropped by your house, what would you do? Be polite and listen to them, or tell them to go away... but I wouldn't do what Sean did, since I don't have the guts! (he invited them in for tea, and then asked: "How much faith does it take to believe in a fake religion?")
3671. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddy bear or a mini tarot deck? Talking teddy bear!
3672. Where does the sky begin? Just above the ground? Sure, why not.
3673. What's the most romantic thing to do? No idea.
3674. What's your most twisted, perverted, or odd fantasy? Like I'd be posting that here if I did have one!
3675. What's wrong with lying? It's not the truth.
3676. If you could have lunch with any _______, who would it be?
rock star? Bono.
actor / actress? Michael J. Fox.
political leader? No idea!
historical figure? Harriet Tubman.
dead person? Johnny Cash.
person from your past? Sasha (who had a little sister named Charlotte)... or Nick and Paul x2.
person in the world? Original answer: "Switchfoot." That's not a PERSON, idiot! My answer: Wayne Gretzky.
writer? Diana Gabaldon!
artist? Joe Average.
fictional character? Anne Shirley, or Claire Fraser.
Disney character? Mickey Mouse.
What's a samurai? ... what does this have to do with the question? The Japanese feudal military aristocracy, or a professional warrior belonging to this class.
3677. Dedicate a song to someone right now. Hmm... a certain Dennis Leary song to Erik. Haha.
3678. It's Christmas Eve at ten o'clock at night and YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DONE! The only thing that's open is the grocery store and the drug store. Do you do all your Christmas shopping in the grocery and drug store? Yup, no alternatives.
3679. If Superman is so powerful, how does he get with Lois Lane? Wouldn't he kill her? He IS human at times... I think? Heh.
3680. What do you think of:
Jane Fonda? She's a good exercise instructor.
Alan Alda? He's a good actor.
3681. Remember Mary Poppins? Yes.
Feed the birds tuppence a bag. What is "tuppence"? Two pennies regarded as a monetary unit, or a very small amount.
3682. What was the saddest, most tear-jerking, heart-wrenching moment of the movie Titanic
? Original answer: "I don't know, I never seen it." What atrocious grammar. :P My answer: "When Jack died."
3683. Would you like a nice hot bath? Sure!
3684. Why is Jesus always pictured as white when he came from the Middle East and was probably Middle Eastern? Cultural bias on the artists' part? Heh.
3685. Which is worse: Sand in your underwear, or sand in your mouth? Mouth.
3686. Has President Bush made his case for war with Iraq? Sure.
3687. Should Senator Lott resign (or have resigned) his leadership post? No idea who that is, heh.
3688. If you could pick Time
's person of the year, who would you pick? I don't know... WAY too early for that!
3689. Name all the people you know who you are attracted to, and what is attractive about them? Not listing that here.
3690. What does RSVP actually mean? Original answer: "Respond So Very Promptly." Aiyoh. My correct answer: "Répondez S'il Vous Plaît"
3691. Is rhyming fun? Sure.
3692. Are your dreams violent? No.
3693. What 3 questions would you love to ask either your mom or your dad? What would you say if I told you that I knew some of the things I shouldn't? Why do you parent me the way you do? What do you talk about when I'm not around?
3694. What are the hardest words to say? "I'm sorry."
3695. Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be? Doesn't matter to me. :P
3696. What do you think of this slogan? "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same." It's interesting... it's true, in a way.
3697. How do you stop dry elbows? Lotion.
3698. Why don't people MAKE gifts more often? Because there's no time, and we're not crafty!
3699. Tell it to the world! I HATE YOU ALL! (well, some of you anyhow...)
3700. Do you like those plastic couch coverings? Not really, but they help with spills.
|What Your Face Says|
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
Uh, sure.... whatever you say!
I've heard of them, but I don't think I've actually listened to their music even once. I know Stephen was into them... but he probably wouldn't have sent me a music sample even if I'd asked. :P
Uh, no thanks!
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