Stuffed monkeys dancing on my head... / Ghosties / Quizzes

saw Nathan at Jon's place before we left with Eric..
went for Pho before the praise and worship program..
talked to Frances, Elaine, Maisie, and Andy for a bit..
Derek, Tim, Brenda, Maxine, Joe, Dylan, Helen, and I went to Red Robin's for undersized nachos and dessert..
discussed gas prices, fresh taro bubble tea, nachos, life..
got back to the church to find out that we were hanging at Nathan's afterwards..
Jen wanted beer, but went home instead.. very old beer = not an excellent prospect!
Eric bugged me about what I was doing on the computer..
he also made the stuffed monkey dance around on my head..
we're watching Lost in Translation again.. good times..
talked to Spoz about his online nickname.. mine's unique!
currently talking to Darren about some stuff, too..
I'll have to resist and avoid temptation next week, also ;)
commentage is fine, but anything else will not work..
randomly bleeding from your forehead is not good, aiya!
gotta love this little ghostie thing:



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Okay, now for my input! All I have to say is... STOP FUSSING WITH ALL THIS GAY SHIT!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT LABELING OR NON-LABELING!!! THE PEOPLE WHO LABEL ARE JUST BEING NATURAL HUMANS! THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE! DONT TRY TO CHANGE SOMEONE, WHETHER THEY LABEL OR NOT... IT'S TOTALLY POINTLESS AND YOU SHOULD CARE MORE ABOUT YOURSELF AND NOT WHETHER SOCIETY LABELS!!!! IT'S NATURAL FOR A HUMAN BEING TO DO THAT!!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP WITH ALL THIS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I don't like it when people label me, but hey, maybe you should ask yourself why they would label. Maybe they've been labeled in the past, and are just taking it out on the next person who is "different." Maybe their parents don't give a shit about them. Ever think about that? We're all living in the same world here! Think about it... okay!?!?!?!

P.P.S. Again! I only have one result, so don't be all freaked out or whatever. Also, email me if you agree with my philosophy... thanks for reading this...


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Pink and floopy

woke up from a dream with Eric and my other pals in it..
that alone made me very happy; not even saving Wednesday ;)
definitely soaking up the vibe with Big Sugar.. yay!
if Jon's going early, then I might have my Pho noodles..
been craving them since the grad banquet, fo' shizzle..
Corey thinks that "pink and floopy" refers to cotton candy.. it could also be blue and floopy, y'know..
that's not what it refers to, though.. he did get it! ;)
but "pink and floopy" could be "sexy," depending on what you think I'm talking about here..
eh.. at least I'm not being a perfidious blackguard with a totally black heart ;)
now, on to the fun and games of Friday night.. the P+W back plans were better for me; yay! :D

Perfidious blackguard / Friday Five: what best represents me?

I knew I put this somewhere at the UnaBoard, so had to go back there for the first time since January or March:

Sometimes I wonder if I have a black heart, or if I'm a perfidious blackguard. Then I realize that I'm not THAT much of a twisted, cold-hearted bastard if I regularly go all pink and floopy inside.

(Ask if you want to know what that means, hahaha! Corey and I are also talking about how cotton candy could be pink and floopy, or blue and floopy.. but that's not what I'm referring to with the above paragraph. Though he did get what I was talking about eventually.. he usually does. :P)


Yeah, I know.. I should take a stab at answering these questions meself, aye? :D


Friday Five: What best represents me?

1. What animal best represents you?

A dragon hamster! ;)

Seriously, I'd have to say a dog; all I ask for is genuine love, and I will love you in return. (or something..)


2. What color best represents you?

Blue: it can be calming like the gentle ocean waves, or really dark like my temper can be at times. (better than "black, to represent my dark heart" :P)


3. What season best represents you?

I'd say summer, but I'm not bright and cheerful all the time.. despite what certain people like to think! Possibly not winter, for the same reason as "black" above. So probably spring: everything is budding, and there's the eternal promise of new hope. (now there's a cliché! :P)


4. What emotion best represents you?

Right now, I'm all pink and floopy inside (as Spoz said once).. so I'd better not let that be the judge of it. Let's see... my friend Kelvin once said I was like a cheery bird, and a few people (Jim, Sam, Michael, etc.) have said that they unexpectedly felt comfortable right away with me.

So probably comfortable cheeriness, although I know that doesn't make much sense. :P


5. What flower / tree / plant best represents you?

Nobody will get this reference, but I'm saying a cigar / catalpa tree.. and definitely NOT a dogwood flower or tree! ;)

(if you really want to know, ask me!)

Seriously, even though I don't know much about plant stuff: An oak tree.. despite setbacks, I think I can be quite resilient and sturdy. (and every time I use or hear "resilient," I remember how Eric used it to mean "resentful" back in June 2001.. ah, the memories of that time! :D)

By the way, I love the odd "turn the lights on.. put your lights out!" quirkiness of the last two songs I was listening to. ;) (no, I didn't do it on purpose! :P) [Big Sugar's Turn The Lights On, and Matthew Good's Put Your Lights Out]

Eight hours and fifteen minutes to check email?! / Taking A Dump At Work

it just took me about eight hours and fifteen minutes to check my email and reply to almost all comments..
that's unacceptable, and I know it's not my computer..
probably more LJ pissiness, and what else is new?
at least Stephen said hi, even if he was busy..
I understand his being that way.. things do happen!
(now I'm the one who can't wait to talk.. go figure :P)
Farrah also provided me with much strangeness / hilarity..
maybe I should call Shannon back later from last night..
sorry, but my long-distance person was using a phone card..
I'm still amazed at how much we managed to fit in.. go, us!


This is the text of Taking a Dump at Work:

Taking a Dump at Work

Memorize these definitions, and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

CRACK WHORE
A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Telltale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid a CRACK WHORE at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic and embarrassment, similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

HAVANA OMELET
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an ESCAPEE. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE)
When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine-gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic; remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

OUT-OF-THE-CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom.

POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN)
A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVEN
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH.

WATERMELON
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


Conversation I had with my friend Farrah:

AlenaBrolxFlami (1:06:14 PM): yeah, the page loaded fine before I got blue-screened and had to restart..
FidUsangelus (1:07:20 PM): that sucks :/
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:08:38 PM): yeah.. oh well..
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:08:46 PM): at least I had a great time last night!
FidUsangelus (1:08:51 PM): maybe it'll work yesterday
FidUsangelus (1:08:53 PM): :D cool
FidUsangelus (1:08:54 PM): R*Y#P*RY
FidUsangelus (1:08:55 PM): *tomorrow
FidUsangelus (1:09:00 PM): oh my crud :[
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:10:02 PM): uh.. I know you're out of it, but just how out of it are you? :P
FidUsangelus (1:10:10 PM): hahaha
FidUsangelus (1:10:13 PM): too out of it :-(
FidUsangelus (1:10:20 PM): maybe i should've slept in a couple more hours
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:11:39 PM): sorry, it's kinda funny.. haven't laughed this much since yesterday when someone said something was "the bomb" (that phrase will set me off every time, and it's nothing to do with 9/11.. some in-jokes with me and my sibs :P)
FidUsangelus (1:11:52 PM): sigh :-(
FidUsangelus (1:11:58 PM): i'm sure i'd be laughing too :O
FidUsangelus (1:12:12 PM): if i hadn't been the one that said it, anyway
FidUsangelus (1:12:13 PM): sigh
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:13:20 PM): yeah.. that can be quite embarrassing.. "oh my.. I said that?! excuse me while I go hide now.."
FidUsangelus (1:13:32 PM): i do that quite a lot these days
FidUsangelus (1:13:35 PM): (as you can see :-( )
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:13:59 PM): yeah, I'm sure you do.. but then I can do that too..
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:14:06 PM): just not as evident now..
FidUsangelus (1:14:17 PM): but one of these days
FidUsangelus (1:14:22 PM): i'll catch you saying something strange :-(
FidUsangelus (1:14:27 PM): then it'll be my turn to laugh
FidUsangelus (1:14:29 PM): let's hope it's soon
FidUsangelus (1:14:30 PM): haha
AlenaBrolxFlami (1:14:41 PM): haha, probably that will happen.. yay.
FidUsangelus (1:31:59 PM): argh o_o
FidUsangelus (1:32:01 PM): i'm gonna go, haha
FidUsangelus (1:32:02 PM): byebye
FidUsangelus signed off at 1:32:07 PM.

So yes.. in case you were wondering, "the bomb" has absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Eric, my siblings, and I started that joke in the summer of 2000.. and no, I'm not telling you what it means. :P Although we have subsequently wondered a few times whether we'd be considered insensitive by "outsiders" who don't get the Richmond Crew jokes! ;)

Let's just say I laughed a little TOO much last night on the phone.. but those were good times! (yes, they were..)

Things working out in our favor!

things finally worked in our favor tonight.. yay!
had a long conversation about various assorted subjects..
I could talk for hours with this person.. be so cool..
as Eric said about me once, it would be THE BOMB..
but that's about all I'm going to say about that here..
might give you details if you ask for them, or not :P

Do I really have dodgy phone lines?

it turns out that I didn't get the phone call last night..
I don't know what it is with my dodgy phone lines..
at least he tried again, and I did email him something..
guess we'll try it once more tonight.. nice email reply! ;)
leave the lines totally free, or be on the phone already..
might as well call the dentist's while I'm at it..
not going to the appointment while redrum's in full force..
definitely not going to the boonies of Burnaby Mountain or Lougheed Mall for Friday's program, either! :P
so I certainly should tell Jon that, and pay bills..
the worst of it had best be over by Monday night! ;)
Jon and Dave's co-farewell at the Afghan Horseman, yay!

There's no such thing as a free lunch... ;) / Quizzes

just got back from a BP Pasta Tuesday and maple blondie..
the latter was definitely not worth $6.. my waitress spaced it, and lunch was very cheap indeed ;)
also bought needed pens, chocolate, and aspirin while out..
the first day isn't TOO bad, so had to do it before I give in to the "butt slave" thing ;)
tonight, I'd better not miss a certain phone call again..
apparently, cheese is going to be one of its purposes..
I don't think I'll mind at all, so on to old LJ comments!


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Deconstructing and old info

I'd left a bunch of email to answer this morning..
I felt better when I read a particular one, although later info kinda made me feel guilty.. go figure!
Helen was driving her relatives around, so no BBQ for me..
currently, I'm preferring the "home online" vibe..
definitely that will be missed when I have to go away!
but I will indeed deconstruct with Corey, and go to BP ;)

Mellow from lunch at Dave's

everyone said goodbye to Cindy and Fidela today..
discussed last night with Dave, Dawn, Vivian, and others..
gave a bunch of early birthday cards out to friends..
came to certain realizations about THE issue..
had a huge lunch at Dave's place, and am mellowed..
definitely I'll have fun tomorrow at the BBQ.. yay!

Are you calm or hyper? You're calm! You're happy, and don't want to jump around that much.

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Spoz convos make me happy..

Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
AHA!
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
AHA!
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
well.. looks like I'm not the only one..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
DJ SPOZ
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
SPOZ UK
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
you invent a nickname.. when you're 11..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
and chances are.. some other human comes up with the same thing...
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
the dirty bomb? HAHA.. you do NOT want to know what that makes me think of..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
weirder still.. they decide to write music under that name..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
and didn't you kind of figure that out from looking it up on ICQ?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
Dirty Bomb.. name of song me workin' on..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that line in the brackets.. is part of the main bit of the lyrics..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
I knew there were 100's of SPOZ's..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
but.. didn't think there'd be too many who're also writing music. just like me..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
I knew of one other - SPOZ UK

(he even remixed one of my songs, for a bit of a joke..)
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
but.. didn't think there'd be yet ANOTHER one..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
DJ SPOZ
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
and you found this out by looking it up?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
nah...
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
dude e-mailed me..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
interesting stuff..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
apparently, it's going to be 39 to 47 degrees in the Interior next week..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
(thank goodness I don't live there.. although 30 or 32 degrees is still plenty hot enough)
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
nah..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's wimpy heat..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's nuthin'..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's just summer here..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's when ya havin' fun...
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
what, just starter temps?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
hahahahha.. yup..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's lo-level early summer heat.. 30 - 32..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
and you get 47 degrees in January ;)
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
well.. that IS a hot day..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
I'd admit that..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that's crazy hot..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
yeah, which is why it's a good thing I don't live in Abbotsford or Penticton ;)
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
has it ever gotten that hot there?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
wot.. 47?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
oh sure.
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
and did your skin crackle as soon as you went out?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
the key is..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
keep moving..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
keep that light breeze from motion going..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
otherwise..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
the minute you stop..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
you die..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
I'd imagine you'd wilt and melt at the same time, yes..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
that.. and that.. yes..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
like I said, sucking down cold drinks is a good thing to do as well..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
although I can safely say you've never had any yogurt bubble tea ;)
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
no..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
I probably could tho'..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
there's a bubble tea place in a food court, in one of the city malls..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
depends if they have yogurt flavor.. I hadn't encountered that particular one before yesterday..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
they'd probably have fruit flavors.. mango, strawberry, things like that..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
yeah..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
I think..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
never had any..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
just walked past the stand a few times..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
how much does it cost there?
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
no idea..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
just walked past it..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
noted "bubble tea"..
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
and walked on..
doublepost Nazi in full force says:
eh.. one of these days, you're going to have to try it instead of just passing by the stand ;)
Spoz (who's got the dirty bomb? we got the dirty bomb! DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB DROP THE BOMB!!!!) says:
hahahahhaha.. yeah..

Hadn't talked to him in a few days, so of course I'd miss the zany goofiness that is the Spoz-meister. Good to talk to him, as always. :) (nobody better be feeling slighted if I don't say that kind of thing about you.. he just always manages to cheer me up, which is marvelous!)

Turd records! (gross, yes...)

This is taken from a library book called The Best Bizarre But True Stories Ever!


Butt-Busters

The squeamish among you may choose to look away at this point, as we reveal an astonishing and disturbing set of records that are unlikely to appear in any book published by the good people at Guinness.

Establishing an unlikely sounding record, the longest turd ever recorded was that produced by an American man, who spent two hours and twelve minutes creating a monster measuring twelve feet, two inches in length.

And just for the record, the widest turd in history was measured at four and a half inches in diameter.

While staying with matters lavatorial, the record for the longest fart in history is held by a man from London, England, who managed two minutes and forty-two seconds.

Just who authenticates these records remains a mystery, as does the necessary qualifications for the job.

Wedding banquets again!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN.. I hope you have a great one today! :) It's never been dull knowing you all these years.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH.. I hope you have a good one today! :) It was cool knowing you at church.

the banquet was really cool.. sat with Eric again, haha!
we had a great view of the slide show and pictures..
talked to Helen about Monday, the girls thing, and stuff..
had conversations with Hon, Eva, and a bunch of others..
ah, that's what these things are for.. at least partly! ;)