Comparing Myself to a Summer's Day
Yeah, I should probably be in bed right now. But that conversation earlier just threw me off for some reason... blah. :P
Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? by William Shakespeare
FAQ (I'm as surprised as you)
How is this an accurate comparison?
In every way save the ones of accuracy. Or comparison. But, chances are, you are lovelier than a summer day. For a start, you probably represent minimal risk of bees / sudden tourists / skin damage to those near you.
Where does 60°F come from?
It's the (rounded up) global average "summer" temperature. It should really be based on the average for the city, or at least country, of subject "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.
March? October? These dates are not summer!!!1!22!
BST (British Summer Time) runs 26th March 2006 through 29th October 2006. Who am I to argue with the calendar? The script picks a random date in BST, then exceedingly scientifically weighs the numeric value of subject "thee"'s name against the numeric value of the day of the week. It should really be based on the "summer" of the country of "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.
| Thee | Summer Day | Score | |
| Name | Leslie (62) | Saturday 15th July (87) | 0 : 1 |
| Loveliness | Lovelier | Lovely | 1 : 1 |
| Temperature | 98.6° F | 60° F | 2 : 1 |
| Lease | 29.55 years | 0.59 years | 3 : 1 |
| Complexion | 4 : 1 | ||
| Leslie is more lovely, and probably more temperate, than a summer's day | |||
| Compare Me To A Summer's Day | |||
Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? by William Shakespeare
FAQ (I'm as surprised as you)
How is this an accurate comparison?
In every way save the ones of accuracy. Or comparison. But, chances are, you are lovelier than a summer day. For a start, you probably represent minimal risk of bees / sudden tourists / skin damage to those near you.
Where does 60°F come from?
It's the (rounded up) global average "summer" temperature. It should really be based on the average for the city, or at least country, of subject "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.
March? October? These dates are not summer!!!1!22!
BST (British Summer Time) runs 26th March 2006 through 29th October 2006. Who am I to argue with the calendar? The script picks a random date in BST, then exceedingly scientifically weighs the numeric value of subject "thee"'s name against the numeric value of the day of the week. It should really be based on the "summer" of the country of "thee." For the chances of this, see question 1.
Labels: 2006, conversations, crap, memes, poems, sleep, the missing hat
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