Poop into the toilet! / Weird Turkish movies / Questions 2151-2200 of 5000
Haha, I haven't heard Mr. Big's To Be With You in FOREVER... yay for JACK FM! :D
I was in the bathroom just now... and I was thinking....
Toilet paper costs $7 at least around here for a pack of 24... and it all ultimately just goes to wipe your butt and go down the toilet... man, that's a lot of expense for stuff like that... but I suppose I'd rather have that than the old system of leaves / Sears catalogs / whatever was lying around....
Hahaha. This sounds like something Richard would write... hahaha... and no, this has nothing to do with the Chapters Dump...
Corey's just been telling me about some hilariously stupid Turkish movie, haha. I'm glad I'm sticking with him instead of certain other people, heh.
[20:57:41] mrptptpt: woo hoo! I'm downloading Turkish Star Wars!
[20:58:06] mrptptpt: a 1982 remake of Star Wars.... from Turkey. it's supposed to be AWFUL
[20:58:48] AlenaBrolxFlami: .........
[20:59:11] mrptptpt: wow
[20:59:16] mrptptpt: it's going FAST
[20:59:25] mrptptpt: I'll have it in like half an hour if this speed keeps up
[20:59:28] mrptptpt: a 700 meg file
[20:59:41] mrptptpt: between 250 and 300 k/sec
[20:59:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: that reminds me, I ought to download some stuff.. fill up that CD, haha
[20:59:55] mrptptpt: well, camel poo
[21:00:05] mrptptpt: as soon as I said that, it dropped to like 150
[21:00:09] mrptptpt: but now it's back over 200...
[21:00:20] mrptptpt: anyway, that's still fast :P I wish all torrents worked like that
[21:00:37] AlenaBrolxFlami: ha. yeah. funny how that works....
[21:00:41] mrptptpt: lots of them don't want to go over 10k, and I have to leave them running for a couple days
*irrelevant conversation deleted*
[22:25:28] mrptptpt: and Turkish Star Wars is freaking terrible... but hilarious
[22:26:10] mrptptpt: the first 10 minutes was nothing but random shots from the real Star Wars... this movie is fullscreen.. and they didn't crop the Star Wars footage.. so it's just all squished to fit the frame :P
[22:26:32] mrptptpt: oh, and the Death Star is Earth...
[22:26:34] mrptptpt: apparently
[22:27:07] mrptptpt: after winning the space battle, the two Turkish heroes they put on top of Star Wars footage woke up on a planet, buried underneath rocks
[22:27:12] mrptptpt: for some reason
[22:27:22] AlenaBrolxFlami: uh, that is kinda messed up..
[22:27:24] mrptptpt: then like 5 minutes later, they started wondering why they were on a planet
[22:27:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: hahaha
[22:27:58] mrptptpt: they just had a bunch of fights with "skeletons" and some robots strangled a kid.... who was all bloody and dead, but was alive and not bloody in the next scene...
[22:28:06] mrptptpt: this movie makes no freaking sense at all
[22:28:27] mrptptpt: now somehow they're underground with a bunch of people explaining things, which doesn't make any sense either
[22:29:04] mrptptpt: oh, and they spent a bunch of time showing Egyptian pyramids from a documentary for some reason
[22:29:06] AlenaBrolxFlami: I think they have continuity problems.
[22:29:12] mrptptpt: now they're back to random shots from Star Wars
[22:29:24] mrptptpt: and the bad guys aren't wearing masks anymore... and are human apparently
[22:29:33] mrptptpt: but they were supposed to be aliens with no brains according to the start
[22:29:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: you're right.
[22:29:59] mrptptpt: see... when the Star Wars ships attack the Death Star (which is Earth, you see), Earth forms a BRAIN SHIELD.
[22:30:13] mrptptpt: and the aliens don't have brains, so they can't get through that
[22:30:50] mrptptpt: now they're sneaking around in some tunnels after some blonde girl stared and smiled at the hero for a long time... she appeared out of nowhere somewhere during the skeleton fights
[22:31:02] mrptptpt: she doesn't seem to do anything... they just cut to her face a lot
[22:31:14] mrptptpt: now mummies are attacking out of nowhere!
[22:39:28] AlenaBrolxFlami: erm... yay for mummies!
[22:40:38] mrptptpt: the mummies killed a bunch of little kids
[22:40:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh, for goodness sakes..
[22:41:55] mrptptpt: the heroes were like 5 miles away exploring tunnels or something for like 5 minutes straight.. then the mummies attack and the heroes just turn around (several minutes), and suddenly they're back at the mummy attack.. then instead of saving the little kids, they run away through a secret passage or something
[22:42:09] mrptptpt: then a werewolf comes out of nowhere and kills everyone else :P
[22:46:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... you didn't think this would be a GOOD movie, did you? :P
[22:55:34] mrptptpt: this is REALLY bad... and makes no sense :P it's bad in a fun way at least.. lots of scenes of these two idiots karate chopping random monsters :P they karate chop people's arms and legs off!
[22:56:19] mrptptpt: now they just unbearably tortured the heroes by dumping some sand on them...
[22:56:27] mrptptpt: then they just sat up and smiled at each other
[22:56:38] mrptptpt: "they survived the torture!!!!!"
[22:57:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's the worst they could think of? sand?!
[22:58:16] mrptptpt: well, now that they've proven how tough they are by surviving a little sand, they've been sentenced to fight one of the monsters they just killed 347 of in the prior scene
[22:58:32] AlenaBrolxFlami: ... um...
[22:58:52] mrptptpt: and instead of fighting, the hero is jumping on trampolines to jump over the monster a bunch.. (trampolines off screen of course, he's supposed to be jumping high himself :P)
[22:59:03] mrptptpt: oh wait, he just kicked the monster in the head like three times...
[22:59:11] mrptptpt: actually he did it once, then they played it a few more times :P
[23:01:39] mrptptpt: okay.. now one of the heroes is at a Muslim temple that "broke off from Earth" and landed on this planet.... now it's talking about how cool Islam is, and how their books have the answers to beating all the bad guys or something
[23:02:00] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha
[23:03:30] mrptptpt: and the Islam priest dude just explained that the blonde chick that randomly showed up as a main character towards the start of this mess hasn't done anything but smile and bat her eyelashes because the priest dude "hid the brain and the sword"
[23:03:44] mrptptpt: oh.... NO WONDER :P now it all makes sense
[23:06:50] mrptptpt: now Jesus saved everyone. before, they were saying Mohammed was the cool one
[23:07:16] mrptptpt: after fighting some random monsters and bad guys, they found the super duper temple o' whatever
[23:07:42] mrptptpt: and there's guys with gold trashbags over their heads guarding a paper maché sword or something...
[23:08:44] mrptptpt: oh.. that was THE sword... there's a brain with it :P
[23:08:52] mrptptpt: so now they found the sword and the brain!
[23:09:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: hehe, yay!
[23:10:20] mrptptpt: the sword isn't paper maché... it's just a big piece of wood they didn't even bother to paint :P
[23:13:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: low-budget much? :P
[23:26:30] mrptptpt: um... they just BLEW UP THE WORLD, but nothing happened to indicate this in the rest of the movie.. they're still fighting and stuff.. even after they showed the world blow up
[23:26:55] mrptptpt: uh.. now they're still yelling "destroy the earth"
[23:26:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: WHAT?!
[23:27:03] mrptptpt: I guess the entire thing blowing up doesn't count :P
[23:27:15] mrptptpt: they keep showing random explosions from Star Wars
[23:27:20] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... I guess not...
[23:27:23] mrptptpt: so I guess that was just supposed to indicate damage :P
[23:27:28] mrptptpt: WHAT THE HELL...
[23:27:44] mrptptpt: the hero just pulled a mummy's head off and threw it at another mummy...
[23:27:48] mrptptpt: the head then exploded :P
[23:27:53] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... what?!
[23:28:09] mrptptpt: now he's kicking holes through a monster with a red fursuit
[23:28:41] mrptptpt: and he just karate chopped a robot, and it exploded! :P
[23:29:43] mrptptpt: now they're back to replaying him jump kicking the monster he was jumping over a long time ago
[23:31:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... nice....
[23:32:45] mrptptpt: hahahahaha.. the hero just chopped the bad guy in half with his hand.. with a karate chop :P
[23:33:39] mrptptpt: like... vertically.. from the middle of his head down :P they keep showing shots of the "halves" of the bad guy by showing him laying down looking dead, and blocking half the screen with solid black so you can only see half of him
[23:33:48] mrptptpt: then the black effect flickers on and off :P
[23:34:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha.. nice.. :P
[23:34:45] mrptptpt: and "goodbye earthling" and the end
[23:35:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh man... weird stuff..
[23:35:04] mrptptpt: except then he talks about how great Earth is, and there can't be an Earth without humans or something...
[23:35:11] mrptptpt: they showed the bad guys blow Earth up!
[23:35:18] mrptptpt: so I don't know where he's going back to :P
[23:36:39] mrptptpt: on the IMDB board for this thing, someone from Turkey says that pretty much all Turkish movies are like this,and that people watch them seriously there... he said he was visiting relatives there, and couldn't stop laughing at the nonsense on their TV, but nobody else could see what was so funny
[23:37:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I bet that had to be funny..
[23:38:01] mrptptpt: well, I guess he wasn't FROM Turkey.. he has relatives there :P
[23:41:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: eh.. I know what you mean.
[23:42:08] mrptptpt: so I guess Turkish filmmakers have $5 to spend per movie, and don't know how to write anything that even remotely makes sense
[23:42:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I guess so..
[23:44:38] mrptptpt: apparently there are other movies like this out there... Turkish Star Trek, Turkish Superman....
[23:46:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: all with the same amount of nonsense, I'd bet..
[23:46:36] mrptptpt: probably :P
[00:13:53] mrptptpt: review of Turkish Star Wars by Seanbaby, with some pictures :P
Note: LJ Friends and Emo Quotient / LJ Friends' secret lives blogquizzes. (by Charlene and Cheezer)
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
2151. Fun or safety first? Safety.
2152. Does mind over matter work? Maybe under certain circumstances.
2153. Do "they" owe us a living? Kinda, maybe...
2154. Is punk dead? Real punk may be... but it'll go down screaming!
Is goth dead? No.
2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaningful thoughts, or does it only make everything SEEM to be deep and meaningful? I'd have no idea.
Have you ever wrote something when you were high, and then looked at it later on when you were sober... and realized that it was nonsense? Never been high, so wouldn't know.
2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave their legs? No.
Do guys HAVE to shave their face? Oh yeah. Better that way. heh
2157. What word do you often hear people misuse? I hear my mom misuse "lover" a lot. More than I care to think about, actually.
2158. Have you ever used somebody? Probably.
2159. Is someone LOOKING at you??? I hope not!
2160. Who do you think deserved to win an MTV Video Music Award? No clue.
Who didn't deserve to win one? Again, no clue. I don't watch those things.
2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere? Not really.
2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experience you've ever had? No idea... possibly my baptism.
2163. What is it like to be you today? Content.
2164. Do you like to play games? Depends what kind of games you're talking about.
2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing? Yes.
Have you met anyone from the diary site? Yes.
2166. Is life more difficult or fun? Difficult.
2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about? I accidentally told my dad to "have fun" in Hong Kong... it was a REFLEX, I tell you!
2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you? No.
disagree with you? Most of the time.
dislike you? Not really.
hate you? No.
2169. When you ask for something, do you request or demand? Half and half.
2170. Are you corrupted? Yes.
By what? I'd rather not say.
2171. What makes you rock out? Good music.
2172. Who is on your Christmas list this year? Close friends and my siblings, now that I've gotten all the online people out of the way. :D
2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey? I think Maria is... other than that, I don't know.
2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one-night-stand? No. But that reminds me of a line in some country song that was on the radio the other day: "Let's get romantic, baby, and have a one-night-stand..." How in the heck is that ROMANTIC?!
2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light? Nobody... I bug Corey online instead. :P
2176. Do you want some excitement? No, I'll have quite enough these next few days and counting.
2177. Do you listen to techno? Not really.
2178. Could you lose ten pounds by Tuesday? No... I'll more likely gain!
2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto: Idiotic.
suffer victim: Way too emotastic.
With A Purpose: Okay.
Almost_Famous: Stupid.
In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Not the greatest.
The Phallic Stapler: Haha, oh my.
<*>SeXyCandace<*>: Very stupid.
2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see: The world is perverted, and it's going to take me down with it.
Why Avril Lavigne sucks: YAY! I'd read that!
Call On Jesus: Uh, I don't think so...
Buddha-licious: I don't even wanna know...
WeLCome To The JungLe!: I hate sticky caps.
Geektastic: Nice.
Should I get an abortion?: I'd read it, and say no.
2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypical way? Random things.
2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over? Insults dealt to people I love.
2183. What was the last thing you were invited to? Friday night dinner with Andrea, Chuck, and others.
2184. Are you older than movies? HAHA, no. Is anyone?
Are you wiser than dreams? No.
Are you dancing on angels? No.
Is there a crack in your past? Yes.
2185. Have you ever drank:
chartreuse? No.
absinth? No.
2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in? Depends.
2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your:
sheets: Maybe a few months.
clothes: Three days.
underwear: Two days.
toothbrush: A few months.
2189. What item should not be shared? Toothbrush.
2190. How do you control your temper? Deep breath, try to distract myself if possible.
Do you ever lose it and get out of control? Sometimes...
2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you? No, probably not.
2192. Who do you need... who do you love... when you come undone? Duran Duran! Uh, I don't know...
2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer? Sometimes.
2194. What is your favorite children's story? Too many to choose from.
2195. Wouldn't it be great if adult books had more pictures? Depends on what the book is.
Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations? No one.
2196. What was your all-time low? I'm not getting into that here.
2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes? Not really.
2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight? Eh, why not. I'm always up for some crucifiction.
Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight? Probably not.
Can you find a way to offer up the night? Not really.
Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life? No, that's why they're INDESCRIBABLE. :P
Is the impossible possible tonight? No... there's a reason why they call it the impossible. :P
Believe in me as I believe in you tonight. Uh, sure...
2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness? Not necessarily.
2200. What do you consider a weakness? Not being able to communicate properly, and express your emotions to others.
I was in the bathroom just now... and I was thinking....
Toilet paper costs $7 at least around here for a pack of 24... and it all ultimately just goes to wipe your butt and go down the toilet... man, that's a lot of expense for stuff like that... but I suppose I'd rather have that than the old system of leaves / Sears catalogs / whatever was lying around....
Hahaha. This sounds like something Richard would write... hahaha... and no, this has nothing to do with the Chapters Dump...
Corey's just been telling me about some hilariously stupid Turkish movie, haha. I'm glad I'm sticking with him instead of certain other people, heh.
[20:57:41] mrptptpt: woo hoo! I'm downloading Turkish Star Wars!
[20:58:06] mrptptpt: a 1982 remake of Star Wars.... from Turkey. it's supposed to be AWFUL
[20:58:48] AlenaBrolxFlami: .........
[20:59:11] mrptptpt: wow
[20:59:16] mrptptpt: it's going FAST
[20:59:25] mrptptpt: I'll have it in like half an hour if this speed keeps up
[20:59:28] mrptptpt: a 700 meg file
[20:59:41] mrptptpt: between 250 and 300 k/sec
[20:59:43] AlenaBrolxFlami: that reminds me, I ought to download some stuff.. fill up that CD, haha
[20:59:55] mrptptpt: well, camel poo
[21:00:05] mrptptpt: as soon as I said that, it dropped to like 150
[21:00:09] mrptptpt: but now it's back over 200...
[21:00:20] mrptptpt: anyway, that's still fast :P I wish all torrents worked like that
[21:00:37] AlenaBrolxFlami: ha. yeah. funny how that works....
[21:00:41] mrptptpt: lots of them don't want to go over 10k, and I have to leave them running for a couple days
*irrelevant conversation deleted*
[22:25:28] mrptptpt: and Turkish Star Wars is freaking terrible... but hilarious
[22:26:10] mrptptpt: the first 10 minutes was nothing but random shots from the real Star Wars... this movie is fullscreen.. and they didn't crop the Star Wars footage.. so it's just all squished to fit the frame :P
[22:26:32] mrptptpt: oh, and the Death Star is Earth...
[22:26:34] mrptptpt: apparently
[22:27:07] mrptptpt: after winning the space battle, the two Turkish heroes they put on top of Star Wars footage woke up on a planet, buried underneath rocks
[22:27:12] mrptptpt: for some reason
[22:27:22] AlenaBrolxFlami: uh, that is kinda messed up..
[22:27:24] mrptptpt: then like 5 minutes later, they started wondering why they were on a planet
[22:27:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: hahaha
[22:27:58] mrptptpt: they just had a bunch of fights with "skeletons" and some robots strangled a kid.... who was all bloody and dead, but was alive and not bloody in the next scene...
[22:28:06] mrptptpt: this movie makes no freaking sense at all
[22:28:27] mrptptpt: now somehow they're underground with a bunch of people explaining things, which doesn't make any sense either
[22:29:04] mrptptpt: oh, and they spent a bunch of time showing Egyptian pyramids from a documentary for some reason
[22:29:06] AlenaBrolxFlami: I think they have continuity problems.
[22:29:12] mrptptpt: now they're back to random shots from Star Wars
[22:29:24] mrptptpt: and the bad guys aren't wearing masks anymore... and are human apparently
[22:29:33] mrptptpt: but they were supposed to be aliens with no brains according to the start
[22:29:35] AlenaBrolxFlami: you're right.
[22:29:59] mrptptpt: see... when the Star Wars ships attack the Death Star (which is Earth, you see), Earth forms a BRAIN SHIELD.
[22:30:13] mrptptpt: and the aliens don't have brains, so they can't get through that
[22:30:50] mrptptpt: now they're sneaking around in some tunnels after some blonde girl stared and smiled at the hero for a long time... she appeared out of nowhere somewhere during the skeleton fights
[22:31:02] mrptptpt: she doesn't seem to do anything... they just cut to her face a lot
[22:31:14] mrptptpt: now mummies are attacking out of nowhere!
[22:39:28] AlenaBrolxFlami: erm... yay for mummies!
[22:40:38] mrptptpt: the mummies killed a bunch of little kids
[22:40:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh, for goodness sakes..
[22:41:55] mrptptpt: the heroes were like 5 miles away exploring tunnels or something for like 5 minutes straight.. then the mummies attack and the heroes just turn around (several minutes), and suddenly they're back at the mummy attack.. then instead of saving the little kids, they run away through a secret passage or something
[22:42:09] mrptptpt: then a werewolf comes out of nowhere and kills everyone else :P
[22:46:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... you didn't think this would be a GOOD movie, did you? :P
[22:55:34] mrptptpt: this is REALLY bad... and makes no sense :P it's bad in a fun way at least.. lots of scenes of these two idiots karate chopping random monsters :P they karate chop people's arms and legs off!
[22:56:19] mrptptpt: now they just unbearably tortured the heroes by dumping some sand on them...
[22:56:27] mrptptpt: then they just sat up and smiled at each other
[22:56:38] mrptptpt: "they survived the torture!!!!!"
[22:57:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's the worst they could think of? sand?!
[22:58:16] mrptptpt: well, now that they've proven how tough they are by surviving a little sand, they've been sentenced to fight one of the monsters they just killed 347 of in the prior scene
[22:58:32] AlenaBrolxFlami: ... um...
[22:58:52] mrptptpt: and instead of fighting, the hero is jumping on trampolines to jump over the monster a bunch.. (trampolines off screen of course, he's supposed to be jumping high himself :P)
[22:59:03] mrptptpt: oh wait, he just kicked the monster in the head like three times...
[22:59:11] mrptptpt: actually he did it once, then they played it a few more times :P
[23:01:39] mrptptpt: okay.. now one of the heroes is at a Muslim temple that "broke off from Earth" and landed on this planet.... now it's talking about how cool Islam is, and how their books have the answers to beating all the bad guys or something
[23:02:00] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha
[23:03:30] mrptptpt: and the Islam priest dude just explained that the blonde chick that randomly showed up as a main character towards the start of this mess hasn't done anything but smile and bat her eyelashes because the priest dude "hid the brain and the sword"
[23:03:44] mrptptpt: oh.... NO WONDER :P now it all makes sense
[23:06:50] mrptptpt: now Jesus saved everyone. before, they were saying Mohammed was the cool one
[23:07:16] mrptptpt: after fighting some random monsters and bad guys, they found the super duper temple o' whatever
[23:07:42] mrptptpt: and there's guys with gold trashbags over their heads guarding a paper maché sword or something...
[23:08:44] mrptptpt: oh.. that was THE sword... there's a brain with it :P
[23:08:52] mrptptpt: so now they found the sword and the brain!
[23:09:47] AlenaBrolxFlami: hehe, yay!
[23:10:20] mrptptpt: the sword isn't paper maché... it's just a big piece of wood they didn't even bother to paint :P
[23:13:29] AlenaBrolxFlami: low-budget much? :P
[23:26:30] mrptptpt: um... they just BLEW UP THE WORLD, but nothing happened to indicate this in the rest of the movie.. they're still fighting and stuff.. even after they showed the world blow up
[23:26:55] mrptptpt: uh.. now they're still yelling "destroy the earth"
[23:26:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: WHAT?!
[23:27:03] mrptptpt: I guess the entire thing blowing up doesn't count :P
[23:27:15] mrptptpt: they keep showing random explosions from Star Wars
[23:27:20] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... I guess not...
[23:27:23] mrptptpt: so I guess that was just supposed to indicate damage :P
[23:27:28] mrptptpt: WHAT THE HELL...
[23:27:44] mrptptpt: the hero just pulled a mummy's head off and threw it at another mummy...
[23:27:48] mrptptpt: the head then exploded :P
[23:27:53] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... what?!
[23:28:09] mrptptpt: now he's kicking holes through a monster with a red fursuit
[23:28:41] mrptptpt: and he just karate chopped a robot, and it exploded! :P
[23:29:43] mrptptpt: now they're back to replaying him jump kicking the monster he was jumping over a long time ago
[23:31:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: .... nice....
[23:32:45] mrptptpt: hahahahaha.. the hero just chopped the bad guy in half with his hand.. with a karate chop :P
[23:33:39] mrptptpt: like... vertically.. from the middle of his head down :P they keep showing shots of the "halves" of the bad guy by showing him laying down looking dead, and blocking half the screen with solid black so you can only see half of him
[23:33:48] mrptptpt: then the black effect flickers on and off :P
[23:34:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: ..... hahahaha.. nice.. :P
[23:34:45] mrptptpt: and "goodbye earthling" and the end
[23:35:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: oh man... weird stuff..
[23:35:04] mrptptpt: except then he talks about how great Earth is, and there can't be an Earth without humans or something...
[23:35:11] mrptptpt: they showed the bad guys blow Earth up!
[23:35:18] mrptptpt: so I don't know where he's going back to :P
[23:36:39] mrptptpt: on the IMDB board for this thing, someone from Turkey says that pretty much all Turkish movies are like this,and that people watch them seriously there... he said he was visiting relatives there, and couldn't stop laughing at the nonsense on their TV, but nobody else could see what was so funny
[23:37:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I bet that had to be funny..
[23:38:01] mrptptpt: well, I guess he wasn't FROM Turkey.. he has relatives there :P
[23:41:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: eh.. I know what you mean.
[23:42:08] mrptptpt: so I guess Turkish filmmakers have $5 to spend per movie, and don't know how to write anything that even remotely makes sense
[23:42:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: haha, I guess so..
[23:44:38] mrptptpt: apparently there are other movies like this out there... Turkish Star Trek, Turkish Superman....
[23:46:23] AlenaBrolxFlami: all with the same amount of nonsense, I'd bet..
[23:46:36] mrptptpt: probably :P
[00:13:53] mrptptpt: review of Turkish Star Wars by Seanbaby, with some pictures :P
Note: LJ Friends and Emo Quotient / LJ Friends' secret lives blogquizzes. (by Charlene and Cheezer)
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
2151. Fun or safety first? Safety.
2152. Does mind over matter work? Maybe under certain circumstances.
2153. Do "they" owe us a living? Kinda, maybe...
2154. Is punk dead? Real punk may be... but it'll go down screaming!
Is goth dead? No.
2155. Does being high actually help you to think and come up with deep meaningful thoughts, or does it only make everything SEEM to be deep and meaningful? I'd have no idea.
Have you ever wrote something when you were high, and then looked at it later on when you were sober... and realized that it was nonsense? Never been high, so wouldn't know.
2156. Do chicks HAVE to shave their legs? No.
Do guys HAVE to shave their face? Oh yeah. Better that way. heh
2157. What word do you often hear people misuse? I hear my mom misuse "lover" a lot. More than I care to think about, actually.
2158. Have you ever used somebody? Probably.
2159. Is someone LOOKING at you??? I hope not!
2160. Who do you think deserved to win an MTV Video Music Award? No clue.
Who didn't deserve to win one? Again, no clue. I don't watch those things.
2161. Do you feel like you are getting anywhere? Not really.
2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experience you've ever had? No idea... possibly my baptism.
2163. What is it like to be you today? Content.
2164. Do you like to play games? Depends what kind of games you're talking about.
2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary thing? Yes.
Have you met anyone from the diary site? Yes.
2166. Is life more difficult or fun? Difficult.
2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about? I accidentally told my dad to "have fun" in Hong Kong... it was a REFLEX, I tell you!
2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you? No.
disagree with you? Most of the time.
dislike you? Not really.
hate you? No.
2169. When you ask for something, do you request or demand? Half and half.
2170. Are you corrupted? Yes.
By what? I'd rather not say.
2171. What makes you rock out? Good music.
2172. Who is on your Christmas list this year? Close friends and my siblings, now that I've gotten all the online people out of the way. :D
2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey? I think Maria is... other than that, I don't know.
2174. Have you ever purposefully had a one-night-stand? No. But that reminds me of a line in some country song that was on the radio the other day: "Let's get romantic, baby, and have a one-night-stand..." How in the heck is that ROMANTIC?!
2175. Who do you call up in the middle of the night when you feel like a firefly without a light? Nobody... I bug Corey online instead. :P
2176. Do you want some excitement? No, I'll have quite enough these next few days and counting.
2177. Do you listen to techno? Not really.
2178. Could you lose ten pounds by Tuesday? No... I'll more likely gain!
2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto: Idiotic.
suffer victim: Way too emotastic.
With A Purpose: Okay.
Almost_Famous: Stupid.
In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Not the greatest.
The Phallic Stapler: Haha, oh my.
<*>SeXyCandace<*>: Very stupid.
2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians ... as far as the eye can see: The world is perverted, and it's going to take me down with it.
Why Avril Lavigne sucks: YAY! I'd read that!
Call On Jesus: Uh, I don't think so...
Buddha-licious: I don't even wanna know...
WeLCome To The JungLe!: I hate sticky caps.
Geektastic: Nice.
Should I get an abortion?: I'd read it, and say no.
2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypical way? Random things.
2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over? Insults dealt to people I love.
2183. What was the last thing you were invited to? Friday night dinner with Andrea, Chuck, and others.
2184. Are you older than movies? HAHA, no. Is anyone?
Are you wiser than dreams? No.
Are you dancing on angels? No.
Is there a crack in your past? Yes.
2185. Have you ever drank:
chartreuse? No.
absinth? No.
2186. Do you plan your outfits waaay ahead of time for school or work, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear whatever you slept in? Depends.
2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your:
sheets: Maybe a few months.
clothes: Three days.
underwear: Two days.
toothbrush: A few months.
2189. What item should not be shared? Toothbrush.
2190. How do you control your temper? Deep breath, try to distract myself if possible.
Do you ever lose it and get out of control? Sometimes...
2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you? No, probably not.
2192. Who do you need... who do you love... when you come undone? Duran Duran! Uh, I don't know...
2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer? Sometimes.
2194. What is your favorite children's story? Too many to choose from.
2195. Wouldn't it be great if adult books had more pictures? Depends on what the book is.
Who says adults don't need to stimulate their imaginations? No one.
2196. What was your all-time low? I'm not getting into that here.
2197. Do you sing to someone sometimes? Not really.
2198. Will you crucify the insincere tonight? Eh, why not. I'm always up for some crucifiction.
Will you make things right, and feel it all tonight? Probably not.
Can you find a way to offer up the night? Not really.
Can you describe the indescribable moments of your life? No, that's why they're INDESCRIBABLE. :P
Is the impossible possible tonight? No... there's a reason why they call it the impossible. :P
Believe in me as I believe in you tonight. Uh, sure...
2199. Do you see expressing emotion as weakness? Not necessarily.
2200. What do you consider a weakness? Not being able to communicate properly, and express your emotions to others.
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