"Sev" is NOT "sex" / Pretz, Pocky, and chocolate strawberry pies / Websites / Ways to turn men down
I was going to type "going to sev" (as in 7-11), but ended up typing "going to sex" instead.. o_O
Oh, my tagging adventures... luckily, I corrected my mistake! *laugh*
No, I am not a big pervert... although my mind may be dirtier than I thought! Corey tells me that's okay, though! Although now he's trying to convince me that I constantly talk about stuff like that, and he always has to stop me because I get too dirty for him... ah, good times. :D
Cristal Light raspberry ice Slurpee, or Darth Vader Slurpee? Maybe both, but not at the same time. ;) At least, I should get the Vader cup.
I'm having chocolate strawberry pies that my aunt Janis got me from Hong Kong, plus Tomato Pretz and Banana Pocky. :D
I've learned that you should use extreme caution when going to websites with non-standard web addresses, as these sites may contain entities such as viruses.
Oh yeah, I should turn on the Fox before I miss the Alan Cross New Rock show at 11. :D
To all the young ladies who find it hard to say no... this is hilarious!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there any more.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life... in your wildest dreams.
Oh, my tagging adventures... luckily, I corrected my mistake! *laugh*
No, I am not a big pervert... although my mind may be dirtier than I thought! Corey tells me that's okay, though! Although now he's trying to convince me that I constantly talk about stuff like that, and he always has to stop me because I get too dirty for him... ah, good times. :D
Cristal Light raspberry ice Slurpee, or Darth Vader Slurpee? Maybe both, but not at the same time. ;) At least, I should get the Vader cup.
I'm having chocolate strawberry pies that my aunt Janis got me from Hong Kong, plus Tomato Pretz and Banana Pocky. :D
I've learned that you should use extreme caution when going to websites with non-standard web addresses, as these sites may contain entities such as viruses.
Oh yeah, I should turn on the Fox before I miss the Alan Cross New Rock show at 11. :D
To all the young ladies who find it hard to say no... this is hilarious!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there any more.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life... in your wildest dreams.
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