Quizopolis quizzes on my favorites and more!

Here are some Quizopolis surveys to pass the time:

Pick and Choose Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com Cat or Dog Cat. Short or Long Hair Long. Innie or Outie Innie. Sunshine or Rain Sunshine. Moon or Sun Moon. Basketball or Football Basketball. Righty or Lefty Righty. Hugs or Kisses Hugs. 1 Best Friend or 10 Acquaintances 10 Acquaintances. Boyfriend / Girlfriend or Best Friend Best friend. TV or Radio Radio. Starbucks or Jamba Juice Starbucks. McDonalds or Burger King Burger King. Summer or Winter Summer. Snail Mail or Email Email. Playstation or X-Box Playstation. Disney or Nickelodeon Nickelodeon. Car or Motorcycle Car. House Party or Club House Party. Sing or Dance Sing. Freak or Slow Dance Freak. Yahoo Messenger or Other Other. Google or Yahoo Google. Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

Favorites Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com Number 12. Color Blue, purple, black. Day Friday or Saturday. Month August. Song Too many to list. Food Wonton mein, hot and sour soup. Sport Hockey. Drink Iced tea. Candy Chocolate. Ice Cream Ben and Jerry's. Season Late spring / early summer. Band Too many to list. Movie SPINAL TAP. Website LJ Animal Dragon. Item of Clothing Shirts. Word Defenestration. Place Home, or Nathan's. Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

A to Z Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com A - Available Almost anytime. B - Best Friend Don't have one. C - Crush Don't have one. D - Dad's Name Alan. E - Easiest Person To Talk To Andrea, Eric, Phil... F - Favorite Band Too many to list. G - Gummy Bears Or Worms Gummy Worms. H - Hometown Richmond. I - Instrument Piano and clarinet. J - Job Toddler supervisor. K - Kids None. L - Longest Car Ride 5 hours. M - Milk Flavor Banana or chocolate. N - Number Of Siblings Two. O - One Wish For love. P - Phobias Escalators, heights, insects... Q - Favorite Quote "Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." – Dr. Seuss R - Reason To Smile My friends. S - Song You Last Heard Lords of Acid, LOVER CANTATA. T - Time You Woke Up 11-ish. U - Unknown Fact About Me I like smelling skin. V - Vegetable Ew, do I have to choose? W - Worst Habits Hair-pulling, being slow. X - X-Rays You've Had The ones for my teeth and the operations. Y - Your Favorite Food Wonton mein and hot and sour soup. Z - Zodiac Sign Virgo... I'm a dragon in the Chinese zodiac, though! Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com Who / What Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com WHO Who is your best friend? Don't have one. Who do you like? Nobody. Who is your mom? Kitty. Who owns your house? Amacon. Who bought you the clothes your wearing? I did. Who is at your house? Nobody. Who loves you? Friends, family. Who said hey to you today? Sam. Who are you talking to right now? Corey. Who was your ex-boyfriend / ex-girlfriend? Stephen. WHAT What town do you live in? Richmond. What are your pet peeves? Bad spelling and grammar, slow people, etc. What are you wearing? Nightgown. What do your teeth look like? .... ordinary teeth... What are you doing in an hour? Same thing as I'm doing now. What is your middle name? Chi Wah. What is your deepest secret? Not telling you. What are you doing tomorrow? Same thing. What is your boyfriend's / girlfriend's middle name? Don't have one, but it WAS Howard. What is in this for you? Hopefully, a cure for boredom. What is / are your favorite thing(s) to do? Computer stuff, read, hang out with friends... What are you sitting on? A chair. WHERE Where are you at right now? Home. Where were you at at 12 noon today? Home. Where is your toothbrush at? In the bathroom. Where do you sleep? In a bed. Where do you live? In an apartment. Where were you at at 7 PM yesterday? Home. Where is your boyfriend / girlfriend? Don't have one. Where are your parents? Home. Where did you put your bookbag? In my room. Where do you keep your socks? In drawers. WHEN When was your first kiss? Last year. When are you getting a job? Dunno. When will you grow up? Dunno. When are you going to call your friend? Just did. When did you get home last night? 11. When did you graduate? 1994. When are you going to stop taking surveys? No clue. When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? Too long ago. When are you getting married? Shut up. WHY Why are you taking this? Coz I'm bored. Why are you weird? It runs in the family. Why are you wearing what you're wearing right now? Because I don't have to be out anywhere. Why don't you have friends? ... I do have friends, you stupid survey! Why can't you get a boyfriend / girlfriend? .... I'm not even going to answer this. Why do you live where you're at? Because it's easy and convenient. HOW How do you fix your hair? I don't. How are the kids? What kids? How many hours do you spend on the computer? Too many. How many TV shows do you watch? Too many. How did you find this survey? Followed a link on LJ. How do you like it so far? Annoying. How do you make sharpies? I don't. How many sharpies do you own? None. How often do you say "I love you"? Never. Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

Would You Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com Would you eat a bug? Not unless I had to. Would you bungee-jump? No. Would you hang-glide? No. Would you kill someone? Probably not. Would you kiss someone of the same sex? Ew, no! Would you parachute from a plane? No. Would you walk on hot coals? No. Would you be a vegetarian? Probably not. Would you instant message a stranger? Done it before. Would you sing karaoke? Done it before. Would you run a red light? Not intentionally. Would you shoplift? Not now. Would you dye your hair blue? No. Would you be on Survivor? No. Would you wear make-up in public? Done it before. Would you not wear make-up in public? ... DUH! Would you cheat on a test? No. Would you make someone cry? Not intentionally. Would you date someone more than 10 years older than you? .... probably not. Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

The teens are eating machines, dude! / Bathroom Reader Gift List

Within five minutes of getting to church, I was able to help out my friends... that's always a good feeling! Dianne said that her sister Cindy had a Blackberry in Australia (she's coming back on Tuesday), and had requested Friday's newspaper for some reason. But they don't have it, and neither does Vanessa. So I said that I probably still had it, which Dianne termed SUPER! I'll bring it next week: no mental health weeks for me, even if I *was* mostly joking with that construct last week! ;)

During service, Steph and Citrus were writing notes on the bulletin and using that as their primary method of communication to talk about stuff. Hey, it's better than whispering! ;) I passed Danielle's birthday card to her, which she thanked me for. Then I passed a card to my sister to sign for our mom's birthday: Citrus said we could kill two birds with one stone since Mom's birthday coincides with Mother's Day this year... too true! I should have perhaps brought our parents' anniversary card for her to sign too, but there's still 10 days after Mother's Day for that one, haha. (I was sitting behind Steph, Citrus, and Danielle anyhow: easy enough to do all those things since I wasn't passing it between two or more rows of pews! :P)

Afterwards, David gave his form for the Awana outing next week to me: I trusted him to remember that, heh. Within 15-20 minutes, I'd given it to Sarah so she could give it to her mom to process. I talked to Eric, Jeremy, Hannah, Phil, Joey, Chris T., Jen, Andrea, Brian, Stanley, Chrystal, and Fidela (she's BACK... YAY!) about various things: movies, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3, life, plans, the hockey game last night (apparently, Gilbert Brule waved at my sister last night), Wikipedia, birthday cards, coffee (not at 11:40!), Sunday School / toddler supervision (they were NOT running ragged!), getting together (we've been saying that for the past 3 years!), etc. Stanley wondered why I knew his birthday when he didn't tell anybody: you told me last year, and I haven't forgotten! Margaret K. said that she'd give him birthday beats tomorrow on MSN thanks to some "slapping" emoticon her friend has... haha, that sounds good!

After Sunday School, I was waiting for my family to finish doing various things before we went out to lunch. I decided that I might as well use the time productively and call Helen to see what was up. Turns out that she actually meant this past Tuesday when she said we'd get together, and not this one coming up as I'd thought. She apologized for the miscommunication, which I took in stride: these things happen! She'd tried to call me and thought I'd gone out... her baby Nicholas was getting tired from being out all day, anyhow. But we do have a date now: Tuesday, May 16 at around 11 after her doctor's appointment. (AKA ex's birthday... whee! :P) We can certainly call each other if something comes up between now and then, of course.. or just to confirm. She wasn't at church today since Nicholas got up early and then overslept when she put him back to bed... very understandable!

At lunch, I had a cold yin-yang (half milk coffee, half milk tea) for the first time in a long time! Steph brought up Cimona's for Mom's birthday dinner, which is the place I treated her to last year for graduation. (steak and key lime cheesecake is GOOD!) Mom wanted Hon's since it was cheaper if we'd be treating even a day late... lunch is covered by Grandma buying four tickets for the Koinonia luncheon. (Steph figures they won't be back yet from the Chilliwack conference even if they DID say "lunch," har har) We went out to buy stuff after lunch: we discussed Christon's job, Vivian S. and new food, church stuff, food, Anna Nicole Smith and that old millionaire dude, Paris Hilton, the Cactus Club, and more. I told Steph to buy Mom a Mother's Day card, since those weren't out yet when I bought my latest batch of dollar store cards on April 6... she agreed, so that's one less thing I need to get! :D (I could have made her go halfsies on the OUTLANDER book I bought Mom, but nah...)

My sister and I were discussing what she'd do when our parents are out of town for the long weekend, and for two weeks at the end of June. Mom thinks I'll come over, but those parental controls affect my updating. The LJ and GJ update pages are the same thing, yet GJ gets blocked and LJ doesn't! o_O I emphasized to Mom that it had nothing to do with PORN or chatrooms or any of that (which is what she thought originally...), and she immediately thought that I'd go to RateMyPoo.com ... *rolleyes* I don't THINK so!

Grandma bought me some Chinese Hup Seng cream crackers: I was going to get some seaweed, but figured that the crackers would be more practical since I won't eat them all in one sitting like I might with 100 things of seaweed! (hey, I ate 80 things of seaweed in one night recently! :P) Then she bought me some BBQ pork, and gave me a bag and a purse. Mom said that she'd give Steph some just-expired crackers for the teens: it's true that they're kinda like eating machines, as Steph says! ("You give them something to eat, and it's gone when you turn around 30 seconds later!") That reminds me: I have a bunch of lollipops that I thought I'd eat, but they've just been sitting here for months. Maybe I'll pack those to give to the teens sometime too, haha.

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I must make a new post sometime with the newest loony laws from Bathroom Readers #17 and on, heh. :D

I've given (or will give) these people Bathroom Readers and bookmarks for them:

1. Chrystal (Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader #17) (Korea going-away present in February 2005)

2. Hannah W. (Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!) (9th birthday present in May 2005)

3. Cindy (Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader #16) (22nd birthday present in August 2005)

4. Palmer (Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader #12) (26th birthday present in May 2005)

5. Danielle (Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader #15) (26th birthday present in May 2005)

6. Nathan (Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader #12 and Uncle John's All-Purpose Bathroom Reader #13) (25th birthday present in July 2005)

7. Mom (Uncle John's Presents Mom's Bathtub Reader; no bookmark since I'm sure she has lots of her own... birthday / Mother's Day / anniversary :P)

8. Dawn (Uncle John's All-Purpose Bathroom Reader #13) (Beijing going-away present in August 2005)

9. Vivian L. (Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader #12) (France going-away present in September 2005)

10. Citrus (Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader #17) (22nd birthday present in September 2005)

11. Eric T. (Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader #17) (19th birthday present in June 2005)

12. Eric M. (Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader #16) (24th birthday present in September 2005)

13. Eric H. (Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader #15) (25th birthday present in August 2005)

14. Helen K. (Uncle John's Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader) (31st birthday present in November 2005)

15. Jen (Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader #11) (25th birthday present in May 2006)

16. Eunice (Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader #14) (26th birthday present in May 2006)

17. Andrea (Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader #16) (26th birthday present in April 2006)

18. Corey ( Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader #18; no bookmark since he doesn't like them as much as little slips of paper... 25th birthday present in March 2006 :P)

19. Justin (Uncle John's Tees off on Golf) (plus a golf bookmark... 26th birthday present in August 2006)

20. Randal (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into History) (32nd birthday present in June 2006)

21. Benny (Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader #18) (Montreal going-away present in August 2006)

22. Nina (Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader #18) (33rd birthday present in August 2006)

23. Fidela (Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader #15) (20th birthday present in August 2006)

24. Auntie Esther (Chris T.'s mom) [Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader #19] (Christmas 2006)

25. Randal (Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader #16 page-a-day calendar) {this also included ladybug stickers, and friendship card with stickers that hopefully speak for me... haha} (New Year's 2007... sort of a regift since I already have the book and have no need for the calendar, heh) [turned out to be a perfidious blackguard!]

* was gonna give one to Raymond in either 2008 or 2009, but he also turned out to be a perfidious blackguard! (possible 35th birthday present)

26. Jeremy (Uncle John's Unsinkable Bathroom Reader #21) (24th birthday present in October 2009)

27. Christon (Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader #16) (24th birthday present in October 2009)

28. Billie (Uncle John's Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader) (20th birthday present in January 2010)

Being a 90's kid / Quizzes on Nintendo and FAMILY GUY characters

Note for posting Youthink quizzes on Blogger: Include an "extra" [/font] (with pointy brackets) tag somewhere in the results.


YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF...

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
You can sing the rap to The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tupac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from Blossom, and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from Full House.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading Goosebumps.
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school.

You danced to Wannabe by the Spice Girls (Females had a new motto, Males got a whole lot gay-er)... SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!!
You remember the craze, then the banning, of slap bracelets.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after almost every sentence... Not! Hahaha!
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet was the SHIT!
You knew that Kimberly (the pink Ranger) and Tommy (the green Ranger) were meant to be together.
When playing Power Rangers with friends, you fought over who got to be who... and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when Super Nintendos became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2, and 3... and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders."
You remember your computer yelling at you, "I've fallen and I can't get up"!!
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You ever got severely injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back / SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
He jumped so high high high, he touched the sky sky sky, and he didn't come back back back til the Fourth of July ly ly / He jumped so low ow ow, he stubbed his toe toe toe, and that's the end end end of the elephant's show show show...

You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
You knew all the characters' names and their life stories on Saved By The Bell.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano... and brought it everywhere.
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS.
Pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils, notebooks, binders, etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick-on earrings... not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by Are You Afraid of the Dark?
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said.
You thought Brain would finally take over the world.
You have said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went Slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.


WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER:

Before the MySpace frenzy.
Before the Internet & text messaging.
Before Sidekicks & iPods.
Before MIKE JONES!
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.


BACK WHEN...

Light-up sneakers were cool.
You rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
Gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
We recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
We called the radio station to request songs to hear on our Walkmans.
2Pac and Biggie were alive.
The Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.


WAY BACK WHEN...

You played tag till your feet hurt.
When your mama yelling "Get Over Here!!!!" meant something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopscotch.
Slip-n-Slides every day during the summer.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
Reading R.L. Stine's Goosebumps.
HOT WHEELS!!!!!
The annoying Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
The Little Mermaid
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It and Capri Suns.
Watching Saturday Morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, or Barbie comforter.
Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
The original Power Rangers.
The Secret Life of Alex Mack
Ren & Stimpy
Double Dare
Rocko's Modern Life
REAL MONSTERS
Wild & Crazy Kids
Clarissa Explains it All
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts (CAMP ANAWANA!)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of all that.

Keenan & Kel
Magic School Bus
Nick Arcade
Flash Forward
Pete and Pete
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude
Dinosaurs
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon
Blossom
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
Wishbone
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR. ROGERS!!!!

Who could forget Snick? and Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Facts of Life, and I Love Lucy.

Or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Eureka's Castle


OR WHEN....

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school was the coolest.
You went on class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner every day.
When Toys R Us overruled the mall.


GO BACK TO THE TIME WHEN:

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe."
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!"
A "race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in Monopoly.
Now you act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes & bruises were everywhere, and mom always kissed & made them better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
Playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
"DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT???"
Bop-IT competitions with your friends were inevitable.
"Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, can I take your oorrrrder?"


You're a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at half of these memories. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear, who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much? Now the world is a different place and it always feels good to go back to a time where you didn't worry about anything but being a kid..

If you are a 90's kid, repost.

You scored as Kirby. You take it easy. When trouble is afoot, however, you're on the case. You like to eat, and it shows. It really shows. Donkey Kong 80% Kirby 80% Mario 67% Samus 67% Fox McCloud 53% Pokemon Trainer 53% Link 40% Which Nintendo Character Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Which Family Guy character are you? Meg Griffin You are a self-centered young girl with low self-esteem and a dream of becoming popular. You are also the president of the Luke Perry fan club at your school.

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This is ridiculous... / Easily amused icon / the Genitorturers

Once again, I'm up earlier than I would like. I know I have to get up earlier today than I normally would, but I could have slept in for one more hour! GRRRR! Ah well, more time to finish off this tzatziki sauce with my bread! (and Starbucks coffee!)

Here's a cool icon which describes me perfectly at times, haha.

Candy, Scarecrow, and I were having a discussion about the Genitorturers at Our Place. He thinks the management would have a problem with the song title Jackin' Man being posted. I can see why he'd think that, hehe... although he'd personally not have a problem with any of the others. According to him, he sees the Genitorturers all the time... with his daughter, even! Makes Candy wish she was there, and I think even *I* wanted to be there the last time I noticed him post about a show! He's a cool enough guy, even with his Texas liberal opinions. ;)

Which duck are you? Cute Duck You are the duck that everyone "awwwww"s over. You will get married, and will die very very young. Have a good life!

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Weird band names and white diamonds

I got another white diamond on the word "fat" early in a Bookworm game, and I was fortunately able to use this one for the word "cut" just before I had to scramble the tiles to avoid the red fiery tiles burning up my library. :)

Heh, I was just thinking about Spoz and his humor... I found him on Myspace and the BRAIN KILLER forums while Googling. Therefore, I decided to put a bunch of his stuff here after certain fruitless SDMB methods. Doesn't surprise me that my subscription's run out to that place, at all! I might renew, but they only accept Paypal and major credit cards.. needless to say, I have neither of those. It's probably just as well, though. :) (but I'd be in clover if they accepted money orders, haha... if I can barely pay $150USD for an LJ permanent account, I could sorta do this!)

Poetic Visions of Spoz! (a very old site, heh)

The SDMB list of what they thought would be cool band names, which kinda inspired this post. (Spoz had his ideas up on a website, which I couldn't seem to find on Google, so I had to resort to the SDMB, heh)

This is a good list of what Spoz came up with:

since I inspired this nutty topic, I also happen to be an expert at generating lunatic band names..

my current fave list..

SUBWOOFER (that's mine - Subwoofer)
FLAT PANDA (fictional.. good for a brown funk band, I'm keeping this one tho')
SUMMER BASIL (fictional.. good for a soft emo' rock band)
OSTRICH FARM (fictional.. another crazy funk band name, think it'd be like "PRIMUS" )
POO CUBE (fictional.. DJ name, good for cheesy funked out Fatboy Slim style grooves)

EJACULATING BLOOD (thankfully currently fictional.. )
a rather disgusting name a friend of mine is ITCHING to use, for his dream 'industrial-speed-thrash-cartoon-hardcore' band

and.. here's my lists to end all lists..
they're mostly fictional.. from wot I know.. except "HEROIN SHIEKS" a New York punk band (they emailed me..)

note: most of these were written as ideas for BAD band names, some coz they're just crude and silly.. some of them may be good..

Kenny's Dead
Siamese Nipple Bandits
The Smoking Lewinskis
Tastes Like Chicken
Polka Insanity
Small Cock Wonders
Reach For Rectum
Roadkill Dianas
Brown Steam Rising
Mexican Head Cheese
I am the Walnut
Decapitated Dion
Floating Underpants
Political Pervert
Flat Goat Sunday
Lepers in Lingerie
Runaway Trees
The Pap Smears
Vinyl Frisbee
Sonic Fatigue Syndrome
Sound of One Hand Clapping
Orifice
Borrowed Wombat
Assholes Anonymous
Shot Gun Kurt
Herman's Fantasy Lounge
Technicolour Burp
Dolphin Chainsaw Revival
Pong in Paris
Deep Fried Gonads
The Toilet Nazis
Parson's Nose
My Ferret's Fantasy
Laughing Hemorrhoids
Pygmy Seven
Unidentified Meat
One Moist Pancreas
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Deviated Septum
Prozac in Pyjamas
Inflatable Hobo
Heroine Sheiks
My Mother's Moustache
Bed Sneeze
Hamster in Spain
Tofu Tai Chi
Fallopian Freefall
Screaming Igloos
Lunch of Laxative
Love Hump
Where's the Beef?
Trouser Goose
Doppleganger
Polymorphic Porcupine
The Happy Wingnuts
Non Cancerous Tumors
Prostrate Cow
Testicle One
Styrofoam Vendetta
Garden Gnome
Flying Naked People
Lenin's Corpse Quintet
Hermaphrodite Granny
See My Willy
Lung Triangle
Sonic Toe Hammer
Stolen Cheesedips
Saint Syphilis
Mad Cows in Space
Tampon Terror
Erogenous Poodle
Mescalin Clown
Truncated Teepee
Tuberculosis
Silent But Deadly
Psychotic Simian
Central Jerk
Vasectomy
My Horse is Glue
Yemen's Doorknob
Liquid Stink
Erectile Intelligence
Paranoid Doctors with Harps
We the Pimple
Narcolepsy
Solid Waste
Blind Ostrich
Aardvark
The Singing Armpits
The Phantom Pinheads
Sentient Hairpiece
Whipped by Fleas
The Matress Stains
Stealth Hippo
Velvet Vampires
Cataract Coma
The One Hit Wonders
HERB CRUSTED FLATHEAD
Dog's Breakfast Collective (he was trying to describe these friends of his, who used to be in all these different bands that'd since broken up, and since formed the band below)
Your Motive For
Undulating Bitch
CHICKEN PISS TRAP
TEFLON GONAD
WEIRD FONT ISSUES
NIBBLING HORSE RECTUM
TWAT CALLED ZEBU
FUCK AM I LOSING COUNT?
CANDY-FLAVOURED MOOSE POO (Haha, I was the inspiration for that one!)
SQUIRREL BITS
9 INCH CHEDDER
THE BLOCKHEAD HAMSTERETTES (I think I was the inspiration for that one, too...)
SMELLS LIKE BRAINDAMAGE
THE TANGERINE FUCKHEADS
INSANITY KNOB 2.0

Kids overturning everything in the fridge... ewww!

During / after Awana, Melia found out that the church fridge was a big gigantic mess. EWWWWW. I can't believe the kids overturned EVERYTHING in the fridge! Cream, coffee, salsa, milk, juice... ick! I can still smell it now! Of course it was intentional. That's just stupid! Yuck! Chris, Sam, and others spent some time cleaning it... yuck, yuck, yuck! I am emphatically not hungry! Mike wanted to see it, but thought he'd better listen to Melia's debriefing first. Afterwards, I asked him if he still wanted to see the cleanup in progress. We got as far as the kitchen door before Mike decided he didn't really want to see it. Understandable! The smell was disgusting, dude!

I spent some time talking to Mike, David, Joey, Vanessa, and Emily. Mike asked me if David could bring his outing form tomorrow since he forgot it today: sure, if he remembers to give it to me. Then all I have to do is give it to Sarah or her mom: I hope I see them! I also gave David a package of the Excel Night Chill gum: he's a good kid, and used to be one of my favorites. :) Emily was talking about soldering with Mike: apparently, Mike and his friends made a big puddle of solder! Oh man, I have memories of IE (industrial education) now... drafting, woodwork, power mechanics, and such!

Joey asked if Steph would show up tonight, and was informed that she was seeing the Giants game tonight with a male co-worker. His thoughts almost immediately went to whether this person was more than friends with my sister... don't look at ME, since I know nothing! Vanessa gave Joey her blue jacket, so he wore it. He said that he'd look more like Vanessa if she also gave him her bag, so he got the bag... he was right, so Vanessa took a few pictures. Joey asked when Jon was getting back, so I told him the end of June. We spent some time discussing his weird food combinations before the cleanup was finished. After that, Sam and I discussed it on the way to pick up his mom from work, then went home.

Hey, I just realized that I can stay home next Friday due to the conference. That'll be okay, then. :D

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Cruise ship dreams / books / white diamonds / quizzes

I got ANOTHER white diamond on the word "blood" last night while playing Bookworm! I rock! :D Unfortunately, I wasn't able to use this one for any subsequent words as I found I needed to scramble the tiles very soon after... darned lack of vowels. =/

I dreamed that I was on a huge cruise ship with a bunch of my friends. We had fun exploring the ship, especially since there was a huge bookstore / library on each richly-appointed floor. I had a bunch of books to read for later on, and then my mom decided to get mad at me because I wasn't reading the books in alphabetical order by author. ("Look! You have something by Keith Palmer! Read that FIRST before you go on to the other books by Panzerotti and Phung! I'm taking those away from you, bad girl!") Then I got away from her and vented to my friends, who let me stay in the crowd where they were, listening to a comedian / Broadway show. After that, I looked after my friends' babies: one of them was a rather chubby little girl: so cute! Then I woke up.

I imagine this one was brought on by my book discussion with Randal last night, as well as the table discussing babies in general. Then again, the cruise ship part was probably brought on by Billy saying that he and Stella had been on a cruise with Winnie, Kenny, Helen, and Joe a few years ago. Apparently, their cruise ship had a LOT of stuff like a driving range / gym / ice rink...

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Envy: 100%

Gluttony: 100%

Sloth: 80%

Wrath: 80%

Greed: 40%

Lust: 40%

Pride: 40%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%

You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.

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You Failed 8th Grade Geography

Sorry, you only got 2/10 correct!

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Dinner at the Cactus Club... "OMG, is that little Eric?! He's so TALL now!"

Myspace just made my browser crash. Thank goodness that I posted my entry in Our Place before that happened! All I lost were some tags, and I can easily recreate those! (I'd be saying "thank goodness for the autosave feature!" but I stupidly told LJ not to save the draft while posting my friends list placeholder entry :P)

Got a ride from Sam for tomorrow just before I left, so that's good. I killed time in Shoppers looking at various skin care products: Bioré, exfoliating stuff, cleansing products, etc. I didn't buy anything, since I just wanted to see what was available. Afterwards, I went to the Cactus Club. To my surprise, Billy brought Stella and baby Benjamin.. and Andrea came to eat with us too! We talked about Benjamin and babies in general: Nathaniel, Megan, and Olivia were our benchmarks of comparison, heh. Andrea said she'd tried to send me an email thanking me for the Bathroom Reader that I'd given her on Sunday, but it didn't work for some reason. She really likes the facts and stories, and called it a good silly book. Later, I asked Randal if he liked history and anecdotes: he does, but not so much BC / Vancouver history. Eh, the historical Bathroom Readers should still work well for his birthday present. (I need to go out and do some stuff anyhow... and I should ask Helen about Tuesday on Sunday, or email / call her, heh)

Karen got this silly idea to call Auntie Cathy to wish her a happy birthday (since her birthday was yesterday), right in the middle of dinner. That's fine as far as that goes, but don't ask me to multitask like that when I'm in the middle of eating! (cavatappi alfredo served with seasonal crostini... a new item on the menu, which was fine to try once!) As it turned out, Hansel said that Cathy was sleeping, but we left a message on the machine anyhow. Later, we discussed a family cruise, as well as the amenities on the ship. The guys discussed hockey for a bit, too. Then we got into how Karen felt anxious about the chocolate fondue for next Friday, along with the food setup and such for the program and the joint BBQ in a few weeks. It's kinda interesting how psychology and food go together, or at least they did during the discussion! (the balcony's better than the sanctuary for certain programs, beef / chicken / wings are good, money is a more practical gift than stuff for weddings, etc.)

Andrea hasn't eaten beef since she was nine because her grandma used to tell her horror stories about how the cattle would cry before you slaughtered them: they KNEW! Besides, her dad has gout... sort of a "I'll quit if you do!" Randal's still reading the Zen Priest book I lent him, and has a book by Henri Nouwen / Augustine's CONFESSIONS / THE HEAVENLY MAN / other things. Okay... he has a lot of books already, and I'm looking to ADD to the pile?! Haha, that's just what I do! :D

Afterwards, Karen gave me a ride home: seems she thinks that people will get discouraged because so many people are off having babies and doing other things on Friday nights. Perhaps that's true, but there will always be people at Fellowship: it won't DIE! :P She also said that Kevin was at a special family dinner since his mom's going on a trip, and expressed amazement that Eric was so tall now. ("OMG! Is that the little Eric who used to play with Jon?! We used to be taller than he was... now he's taller than we are!") HAHA, I should tell him that... at least she doesn't think we're going out like Maisie and Teresa did / do! :P Apparently, she and Frances and other girls think that my sister has a beautiful singing voice when she leads worship: "Tell her that... it'll build her confidence! She has a hyper energy, and it's different from your super-talented brother!" Haha, I'll get right on that. ;)

I checked my email, and found replies from Melissa ("Thanks for the birthday wishes! I've been distracted by my internship and hockey - who'd have thought the Avs would make it to the second round of the playoffs?!") and Sarah Rowlett. ("Here's my address... I've been out of town, so that's why the late reply! But you don't have to send anything!") Heh, I just might. I also have a few from Myspace... I know the people who want to be my friend there, at any rate. As for the group request.. it's a "hot or not" face community. Not my thing! Besides, it has a rather unsettling sound effect and music when I view their page.. no thanks! :P

Blog catch-up, Friday Five on names

Definitely time to catch up on blogs! Gotta keep up with Spoz, Steph, Dawn, Jon, Vivian, and Dave at some point. ;) Let's see... last day in Marseille, flight HOME details (yay!), Montreal, shopping, being spoiled, weird new wave / goth band reviews. We also have poolballs, crazy band photos at the Austral and other venues, Dave's funny bubble tea poem, HOME ALONE, Nintendo, schadenfreude, questions involving where my brother's been and Fred (don't ask...), and pictures of eggs / durian / monks / Dawn's brother / other assorted things. Yup, all caught up now... just in time for a double cleansing, and going out to the Cactus Club with the Bible Study group! :D


Friday Five

1. Do you like your birth-name? Why?

No, because I got teased all the time about being a lesbian. It was even worse in junior high school when there was a GUY with the exact same name as mine!


2. If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?

I used to be partial to Cordelia (ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, heh), Eleanor, Evelyn, Belinda, Frances, Gloria, Roanna, Nina (people in my old Sunday School class and their sisters). Xenia, Tatiana (the saga of the Romanovs!), Taryn, Charmaine, Drina (people at school), and a bunch more that just sounded pretty (like Bronwen). Now, I think I'd like to change it (although not seriously) to Alexandra... but that might not go so well with my last name!


3. What names would you consider giving your children?

Possibly the ones above... and James, Christopher, Sebastian, Patrick, and Kevin. Maybe some more, too.. it always changes.


4. If you had a band, what would you name it, and why?

The Blockhead Hamsterettes... heh. Or maybe just the Raving Monkey Loons, if I don't want to steal Spoz's inspiration.


5. Is there a name that you completely hate? Why?

Yes. All those that are spelled like they come out of a random letter scrambler / random dictionary pages (for obvious reasons). I mean, really. Who in their right mind would name their kids Tymothee, Weyekin-Ilp-Ilp, Tyfanee, Gennifer, Curry, Downy, and other such monstrosities? Then again, we also have one unfortunate named Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. (WTF?!) For more, see here. I blame the drugs and painkillers at labor / delivery!!!!

No Pants Day, Myspace, stupid guilt dreams, Minnesota facts, quizzes

Today is NO PANTS DAY!!! I won't be "celebrating" it for very long, haha. There's no way I'm going to dinner with no pants on, kthx. :P

I've finally had to bite the bullet and join Myspace. :( I can't access "the newest Shiny Blogthings" if I don't. Sigh... at least I won't be spelling / grammar-challenged like most of the people are there, it seems.


I hate my brain and my subconscious. First, I dreamed about watching doomed children being pushed to their death in little carts: they were stuffed in these carts, and somehow knew what was happening to them. :( My siblings, Joey, and Emily were in the dream with me and viewing this on TV.. my dad told us that it was because their lives had lacked miracles, and there was no other choice. =/ I feel guilty for even having this dream... I'd never do that or watch it happen to kids! (or even wish for it!) Then I woke up with Here Comes Santa Claus in my head... it's not even near Christmas! *grumble*

Before in the dream, my parents had told us to clean up since they would be going out for dinner somewhere: Joey and Emily would pick my siblings up to go to school (?!), and Veronica and Ron would pick ME up to go to school. So we started cleaning up and were very surprised when we heard our dad asking what were doing: turns out it was 2 AM. No wonder nobody was home when we tried to get rides! Joey and Emily came over and then had to watch that depressing TV show with us... what the heck is WRONG with my brain?

At least now I have some time before I go out for the Cactus Club to get the song and dream out of my head! Gah!


This page of Minnesota facts (hello, !) reminds me of when the Dallas Stars were the Minnesota North Stars, and of this song that we had to play in Band. Appropriately enough, it was titled Minnesota North Star. Ah, the memories... :D

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Your Summery Dress Is

MATTHEW WILLIAMSON

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