Snake meat soup, beef brisket noodles with various innards, and my evil plans to conquer the world
Just got back from clearing my head, and now I feel a fair bit better about recent events! :D
Went for lunch with my parents at the Public Market: we went to the same place we did in January 2004. (Leung Kee, which specializes in homemade beef tripe and snake meat soup) Had some snake soup, plus some beef brisket noodles with tendon / stomach / lung / spleen. Also had some orange bubble tea for dessert. My mom also gave me some potstickers for later... that should be good stuff. *thumbsup*
I just got some spam from the Malena Mgt. Group: "Let Your House Pay Your Bills." As soon as I saw that, I thought of my friend Laura's sister. (who has the name Malena)
Thanks for this one, Claudia! :D
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Devise Your Own Evil Plan!
Went for lunch with my parents at the Public Market: we went to the same place we did in January 2004. (Leung Kee, which specializes in homemade beef tripe and snake meat soup) Had some snake soup, plus some beef brisket noodles with tendon / stomach / lung / spleen. Also had some orange bubble tea for dessert. My mom also gave me some potstickers for later... that should be good stuff. *thumbsup*
I just got some spam from the Malena Mgt. Group: "Let Your House Pay Your Bills." As soon as I saw that, I thought of my friend Laura's sister. (who has the name Malena)
Thanks for this one, Claudia! :D
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Devise Your Own Evil Plan!
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