Candy calling me, assorted quizzes

Candy called me earlier briefly, and it was good. She said that her husband George had screwed up his knee getting out of a dump truck... not good! Then she brought up a cool forum member (SCARECROW), and said that she'd initially thought that I wouldn't get along with him because of his Texas liberal opinions. But he's cool enough, and likes me as well. She's surprised we get along, even if he does speak his mind on certain issues. I'm not the one with a problem... Alyssa is, since she complained to Steve and Carol that he wasn't Christian. Whatever! You can't expect everyone to be of the same religion as you are! If I did have a problem with him, I'd go to Candy about it for sure... but I don't. Lots of hidden forum drama, since Candy thinks Alyssa has a stick up you-know-where about such things.

She said that she'd mix me a CD of gothic stuff, Christian rock, Nine Inch Nails' new one (once she downloads With Teeth from somewhere), Slayer, and perhaps some other stuff too. When I told her about my aunt Janis' reaction to the music I was playing a few days ago, she thought that was absolutely hilarious! I "accidentally" exposed Janis to GWAR and the Lords of Acid on her last night here, hehe. Candy's mom doesn't enjoy the stuff she does, but doesn't say a thing about it other than a request not to play it around her. In fact, her mom wanted to meet me in person since she's heard from Candy about how cool she thinks I am. But due to my parents' reactions on the Toronto family vacation, we didn't get to meet. Too bad, since we both really wanted to bond there!

We also discussed timezones, since she's three hours ahead of me. She's been wanting to call me for some time, but I have an odd schedule. Converting 12:45 AM to her time of 3:45 AM = not the best phone time, haha. She has to do remote sponsoring for non-existent products on the weekend for a radio station her family's a part of. It's a way for her to spend time with them since they're in Wisconsin. At any rate, she just wanted to see how I was doing, since she loves and misses me. She also mentioned a cast iron frying pan... no, she's not going to use it on me. Maybe on George... o_O

It was good talking to her! :D


Take the quiz:
What are you... punk, preppy, gangsta...

Punk / goth
You are one sick person... you'll pretty much get along with anyone, and you aren't afraid of shit

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* Outcast (You scored 1)
* Punk / goth (You scored 2)
* Poser (You scored 1)
* Preppy (You scored 1)
* Gangsta (You scored 0)
* Surfer / Laid-back (You scored 0)
* Nerd (You scored 0)


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Which Columbus Crew Player are you?

Kyle Martino
You are Kyle Martino! You are a young soul who digs good music and sometimes forgets to shave.

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* Frankie Hejduk (You scored 0)
* Ross Paule (You scored 2)
* Kyle Martino (You scored 4)
* Simon Elliot (You scored 0)
* Jeff Cunningham (You scored 2)


Take the quiz:
What part of the marching band are YOU???

Flute or Clarinet
You are nice and sweet, have pretty good posture, but have HIGH self-esteem. Don't let it get too high, though. You are a little bit lazy... sorry! All in all, you are okay. Grab a flute or clarinet and join the band.

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All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Flute or Clarinet (You scored 2)
* Low Brass (You scored 0)
* Saxophone (You scored 0)
* Trumpet (You scored 0)
* Snare or Bass Drum (You scored 0)
* Cymbal (You scored 0)
* Drum Major (You scored 2)
* Pit (Xylophone) (You scored 2)

The Shop Teacher You're 50% career-driven and 20% ambitious. In addition, you play 55% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 62% of the time!

You don't have a lot of ambition. You don't want a fancy, high-profile job that you can brag about. You can't always rely on your sparkling social skills to get you through your day, and you don't want a job that relies on highly specialized skills. What you do need is attention. You need people to listen to you. You need to know that what you say will make a difference to someone. In other words, you need to be the big fish in the small pond. You could go for something bigger, something better. There's plenty of opportunity out there, but that's way too much work for you. You don't want a job that's a constant challenge; you need a job where you simply do your job. Eight to five, maybe a lunch break. People may ask what do you do at the end of the day. They may wonder what you do when you go home from work. That's your business, not theirs. Now sit back down or you're going to the principal's office... Can't handle power tools? It's okay, they're not for everyone. Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options: As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 16% on personability You scored higher than 58% on limelight You scored higher than 30% on career-driven You scored higher than 0% on ambition

Link: The Dream Job Test written by remymurphy on Ok Cupid

You scored 46% Potty mouth!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 15% on potty mouth

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Erin Go Something... You scored 72% knowledge!

You have a good idea where Ireland is on a map, and you have my permission to add an O' or a Mc to your last name. Remember, everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on knowledge

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Hmm... adding an O' or Mc to my last name? Hahaha!
(O'Ng or McNg.... hahahahaha!)

The Smell of Cigar You got a 57%, genius, and your patience has been quantified as 78%.

You got close enough to smell the pungent, pleasing aroma of the cigar, but not close enough. Sorry pal, no cigar this time. But you get a nice consolation prize of the knowledge that this test CANNOT be passed. You are merely a part of the natural process of the cosmos; allow this actualization to lead to maturation, as you discover your place in this great circle of life.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on pass points You scored higher than 5% on patience

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Didactic You aggregate 56 prolix points!

Inclined to teach or lecture others too much. You are the master of belles lettres, but calamitously that isn't a compliment. Your tautologous garrulity impresses and aggravates, but no new knowledge escapes the adytum of your mind. Cool it, Kant. Simply speaking intelligentsia will only alienate you even more.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 98% on prolix points

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Looney! You scored 80 Sanity!

Don't worry, we've padded your walls so that you can't hurt yourself.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on Sanity

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The Rock Dude Rock on! You scored 80!

You officially rock. You know your stuff. You walk the walk and talk the talk. You most likely make fun of pop queens, alternateens, and pseudo-punks. Bite some chicken heads, and you will become a rock god. If chicken ain't your thing, then you will probably become godly in time.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on Rockability

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Cheater! Huzzah! You've finished with the nifty score of 71%!

I don't like anyone this much! So this is probably the 15th time you've taken the test. Admit it. And while I find it flattering that you think so highly of me that you want to be my friend THAT badly, your persistence is a bit frightening. Well, I suppose that can be tolerated. Congratulations, no-life!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 77% on tolerons

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You're 85% Surname Savvy!

The higher the percentage score you receive, the more knowledgeable you are about world surname origins. If your score is below 25%, you may like to consider taking a more active interest in other cultures and geography in general. ;) If you get above 75%, you're either extremely lucky or a professional surname etymologist. :D

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on Knowledge

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Brain Steak Brain of you contains 160 points Flavitude!

For those braineating dates out there-- this brain makes a heart-stopping steak.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Flavitude

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The Well Aware You scored 60% and 60 beat!

Yes, you are a smart one when it comes to the indie music scene. I'm sure you have every shirt to prove it. Every concert ticket stub. But one thing is for certain, the true indie fan is one of subtle ways. Don't flaunt your knowledge too much. Indie musicians are low key, low maintenance, and poorly paid. Their songs are great as they are, simple and honest. So chill out a bit. Oh, and explore your horizons (and labels) a bit more. There is a whole lot more out there beyond Saddlecreek... really, there is. Just look it up on the Internet.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on beat

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Interesting You scored 75% chatability! You might want to message me.

You are far enough advanced to intrigue me. Drop me a message and we'll see where it goes.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on chatability

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Way Too Good Wowsa! You scored 78%!

Woah. Your feet don't even touch the ground, do they? I'm trying to think of funny things to say, but frankly, I'm pretty intimidated right now. Jesus.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on superiority

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finally... you finished and you're 56% bored

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on bored

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