Puke and Urban Dictionary

I hate puking unexpectedly! My stomach contents need time to settle before I do anything, thanks. :P (Of course Jon HAD to tell Harmony about this, and about forgetting my bra when I went out yesterday! Future sister-in-law or not, I'm sure she doesn't need to know! Even without her confirmation that her friends forget that item, I *know* I'm not alone!)

Funny vignette of the morning:

Mom, on Dylan: "Are you sure he and his new girlfriend aren't going to get married soon? [they've been going out for two months, tops] You know when people are old, time is not at their side! By the way, people won't pass prenatal counselling if they don't go to church!" [she meant PREMARITAL counselling]


Stolen from Diane:

Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer (or the closest thing to it) to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

Your name:

Leslie: An incredibly beautiful girl. Someone who is very attractive with the best hair.

"Who's that person with the awesome hair?"
"That's Leslie"

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my!


Your age:

31 - Turkish symbol for m*sturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the c*ck

Oh dear. This definition is BAD! :P


One of your friends:

Frances: Probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. This girl is the funniest person in the world. You'll never hear Frances talk bad about anyone, unless the person really deserves it. Frances is your best friend. You wish you could be a Frances.

Cute boy at party: "Wow, did you meet that cool girl? I wonder what her name is."
You: "She was pretty rad. She must have been that Frances girl everyone always talks about. I wish I could be like Frances."


What you should be doing:

Dressing: Medium, okay, mediocre, in between good and bad.
My brother is okay... he is dressing.


Favorite food:

Noodles: 1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles."

2. The Offspring's lead guitarist, and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.

1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.

2. Noodles is a guitar god.


Home town:

Vancouver: Vancouver is a city on the west coast of Canada. It has been voted and said by most to be the most beautiful city in the world. Mountains wall in the city and the ocean crashes downtown. In ten minutes, you can be walking in old growth forests. Greenpeace, adbusters, legal pot, safe injection sites, and things like this make Vancouver hated by right-wing nuts. Vancouver has the highest density, highest property values and best heath standards of any city its size in the world.

In Vancouver, I sit by the ocean in peace. Every other city seems empty to me after loving Vancouver.

I give a thumbs-up to THAT definition! :D


Word to describe yourself:

Quirky: something that is strange / not normal, but cool
Wearing long stripy socks that are odd...


Car you drive:

None: The lack of anything
Nada, zip, devoid


Last person you talked to on the phone:

Eric: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny... everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

Did you see Eric? Damn, that bitch is fine!


Your last name:

Ng: No Good.
That shit's ng.