Hot Weather / Gross Stuff / Amusing Email / Google Arrests
Note: LJ Haiku, by Grahame.
Man, it's hot today... more than 25 degrees in certain areas of town, and more than 27° nearby! :D
EWWW. I just saw an entry on the latest posts page that references zoophilia. What the hell is with those people?! For those of you who don't know, it's doing the dirty deed with animals. Gross! I hesitate to link you lot to it, but here it is. Obviously not safe for work, even though it's "only" text. Ick!
HAHAHAHAHA. This Fellowship-related email is one of the best for hearing her silly tone of voice if Karen were saying those things to us. After the description of the program, she goes on to say: "P.S. Note: One reviewer has said, 'Be in the know. David Fellowship is the 'real hot spot' in town. Be with your kind. Be among the spiritually glamorous.' " Uh, yeah... I dunno about that... but I do hear that chocolate fondue is promised, just like that Sisters Appreciation thing back in November 2004. :P
I've also spent some time revamping my memories section once again. New categories for Bookworm and Large Families have been added.
Note: HAPPY BRAND seasoned seaweed isn't as spicy as certain other brands, such as Moto Moto Yama Hot Seasoned Roasted Seaweed. I should go back to Big Crazy someday and see if they have that, haha. Just not now, hehe. Besides, I don't want Corey thinking I only send him mediocre brands, haha. ;)
Sister just called to remind me to bring a pen to the dinner, so I can sign the Mother's Day card. Of course I will... pens are the things I usually carry, along with money / gum / keys / etc.
You all know how this works already. Go to Google, and type in the phrase "-your name- was arrested for" (within quotation marks), then copy and paste 5 (or more) of the results to your journal to show us all just what kind of criminal you really are.
1. Ms. Cullen, as much mother as friend, flew to Denpasar the day after Leslie was arrested for carrying two ecstasy tablets.
2. Leslie was arrested for distribution of Xanax and possession of marijuana, and Peevy was arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
3. LESLIE was arrested for criminal threats and exhibition of a deadly weapon (axe).
4. Leslie was arrested for his murder (because she was in possession of the gun).
5. Leslie was arrested for Harassment in the Second degree.
6. LESLIE was arrested for battery on a peace officer and being a minor in possession of alcohol.
7. Then wealthy Stanley Norris was murdered and Leslie was arrested for the crime!
Myspace results:
1. Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct and released on $250 bail.
2. Adam was arrested for a drawing. (???)
3. Luke was arrested for Rick's murder. (who's Rick?)
4. Grant was arrested for engaging in a lewd act with prostitute Divine Brown on a Hollywood side street!
5. Adam was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage near his north London home.
6. Casey was arrested for providing alcohol to a minor.
7. Lauren was arrested for "Inciting a riot," and driving under the influence, speeding at 100 mph on Highway 113. (sorry, guys)
8. Brendan was arrested for demonstrating against the exclusion of the Irish lesbian and gay Organisation.
9. Charlotte, an 86-year-old woman, was arrested for harrassing 911 operators to complain that a local pizza place wouldn't deliver a single slice.... (mmm, pizza)
10. Jamie was arrested for beating up Laurie's father when he had told Jamie to stay away from Laurie.
11. Jess was arrested for having two guns and a six pack... (Yeah, me!)
12. "James was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and for driving on a suspended driver's license" (that sounds about right)
13. Katanya was arrested for........................... nothing. Hehe, beat that!
14. George was arrested for committing 57 burglaries in a four-month crime spree.
15. Mya was arrested for smuggling migrants across the Thailand border... (sounds like something I'd do)
16. Thought to have murdered his companions, Ash is arrested, convicted, and locked up in Sunny Meadows, an institute for the criminally insane. (watch out, Myspace friends!!)
17. Rachael was arrested for chalking on the Leo Burnett building.... okay, I'm a stupid one, aren't I?
18. Josh was arrested for choking a referee in a hockey game... so true, so true
19. Julian was arrested for strong armed robbery, auto theft, shoplifting, vehicular manslaughter, and having illegal pornography..... yeah
20. Adrian was arrested for importuning in a lavatory.
21. Gemma was arrested for the murder of Mark Blackston. (... poor guy... )
22. Paul was arrested for burning the New Zealand flag.
23. Kristen was arrested for possession of a dangerous animal.
24. Shawn was arrested for crashing through the church window, and almost killing Philip and Belle. (oops...)
25. Erica was arrested for running a crackhouse.
26. Ally was arrested for public drunkenness... who woulda thought. hahah
27. Nikki was arrested for a lot of things.....
28. **Ashley** was arrested for poisoning her husband..... (damn poor guy)
29. Nathan was arrested for accidentally killing a homeless man.
30. Monica was arrested for... the importation of drugs, conspiracy to distribute, smuggling, & money laundering. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where's tha underage drinking in this??
31. ADRIAN was arrested for public intoxication on top of the West. Garage and driving on a suspended license and giving false information to a peace officer at Hwy 68, and Olmsted also assulted 4 of the officers who tried to apprehend him and an elderly bystander.....
33. Joshua was arrested for making illegal whiskey. The judge, deciding that he'd have a little fun with the ol' gent, asked: "Are you the Joshua who made the sun stand still?" To which Joshua replied, "No, sir. I'm the Joshua who made the moonshine still."
34. "Lynnette was arrested for" - did not match any documents (haha, I had to put that)
36. Devin remains a fugitive, and was charged with unlawful flight to avoid prosecution in a federal arrest.
37. Robin, a bartender, was arrested on Tuesday, September 2, for punching and scratching a male U.S. Marine while partying with her new castmates and a camera crew at a San Diego nightspot.
38. Sean was arrested in 1999 for his alleged involvement in a shooting at a nightclub.
39. Joey was arrested for shooting a rival gang member for "dissin" his girl. (wow, hahahaha)
40. Jonathan was arrested for providing classified information to Israel.
41. Lisa was arrested for injuring David. She had thrown a saw blade at him, which had stuck in his back.
42. Sammy was arrested for possesion of narcotics and for killing Brandy. Haha.
43. Jessica was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight.
44. Amos was arrested for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." "She looked eighteen," he responds.
45. Alicia was arrested for harboring religious fugitives.
46. Gina was arrested for conspiracy to commit murder!! .. I knew it.....
47. Lisa was arrested for DUI.... twice in 1994! oops.
48. Driving Kerri's car at the church the night me and Kerri got arrested, haha.. I almost ran Kerri, Tanya, and your friend over!! haha! oops CURB! Haha... (what the fuck?)
49. Kim was arrested for allegedly entering the victim's backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun, and fleeing. (WOW)
50. Bunnie was arrested for possession of ganja. (haha)
Amanda was arrested for violating the conditions of her intensive supervision program, which prohibited her from entering any establishment that served alcohol. (nice)
51. Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. (and the hole is in the back room of Angelo's!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
52. Jason was arrested for public intoxication and drug possession in Des Moines, Iowa. (they later found out that the drug in possession was tampon cleaner, used to make women's parts smell like peaches while they are on the rag)
53. Irene was arrested in March 1996 and has been on trial for the last seven and a half years for exposing the dehumanised conditions in immigration detention camps.
54. Aaron was arrested for murder in the first degree and tampering with evidence while refusing to speak about the incident.
55. Jessica was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight! (I don't have a sister!!!! Haha.)
56. Shelly was arrested for.. assaulting a woman who was photographing men coming and going from the local porn store.
57. Stephanie was arrested for playing the bongos in her house while she was naked... (hahaha, wow... would have never thought of that one)
58. KYLE was arrested for public intoxication. (hehehe... yep, everybody agrees that's definitely me.)
59. Jesus was arrested for disturbing the peace at a church... that's kinda ironic, hahaha.
60. Liz was arrested for the church poisonings. (?)
61. Jeff was arrested for growing marijuana in Washington State.
62. Lina is arrested and condemned to 20 years in labour camps. She is released in 1956. March 5, 1953 Dies the same hour as Stalin..... SCARY BECAUSE MARCH 5 IS MY BIRTHDAY.
63. Julie was arrested for dancing naked in a bed of petunias. (? okay...) :]
64. First, I gotta say oink to whoever fell for it, haha.
Jason was arrested for parole violation.
65. Jennifer arrested on possession of marijuana. (UHHH, NOOO)
66. Anne was arrested for adultery. (WTF... haha)
67. Beth was arrested for having sex with students ... ummm?? Haha.
68. Tyler was arrested for drug charges. Fits me perfectly...
69. Mariah Carey's sister, Alison, has been arrested for prostitution after she offered to have sex with an undercover policeman. [OMFG. HAHAHA]
70. Danielle was arrested for possession of methamphetamine and an additional outstanding warrant for her arrest.
71. Teacher Karen arrested again, charged with molesting two other 13-year-old boys. HA!
72. I honestly haven't heard of Kassidi. (ahh, sad...)
73. Laura was arrested for having sex with a minor.
74. Taylor was arrested for possession of marijuana over five pounds, a second-degree felony.
75. Ian was arrested for robbery and for killing the stage coach driver.
76. Abhishek Was Arrested For Raping A 52-Year-Old Woman. Haha, I can so see this!
77. Lauren was arrested for "Inciting a riot."
78. Allie was arrested for the alleged crime of raping a white woman named Lelia Sisk...
mmmmm.
79. Taylor was arrested for grand larceny after stealing tires, but through sweet-talking.
80. Cornelius Kenta Davis (weird name), 23, of 319 Old Wadley Road, Mid-ville, was arrested for driving while his license was suspended. Bond was set at $1200.
81. Hiroki... was arrested for threatening attacks on Starbucks stores in Tokyo.
82. Faith arrested for pot. Hahahaha... how did they know...
83. After destroying a government building, Zarek was arrested and the Sagittaron Freedom Movement was crushed.
84. Kim was arrested for allegedly entering the victim's backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun, and fleeing.
85. "Austin was arrested for BEATING UP his wife."
86. "Johanna was arrested for public intoxication."
87. Keli was arrested for the tenth time, this one being for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. (sounds like something I'd do, actually)
88. "Lana was arrested for annoying the public." (This was the ONLY one that came up. I love it.)
89. Amy was arrested for being his wife. Hahahaha!
Man, it's hot today... more than 25 degrees in certain areas of town, and more than 27° nearby! :D
EWWW. I just saw an entry on the latest posts page that references zoophilia. What the hell is with those people?! For those of you who don't know, it's doing the dirty deed with animals. Gross! I hesitate to link you lot to it, but here it is. Obviously not safe for work, even though it's "only" text. Ick!
HAHAHAHAHA. This Fellowship-related email is one of the best for hearing her silly tone of voice if Karen were saying those things to us. After the description of the program, she goes on to say: "P.S. Note: One reviewer has said, 'Be in the know. David Fellowship is the 'real hot spot' in town. Be with your kind. Be among the spiritually glamorous.' " Uh, yeah... I dunno about that... but I do hear that chocolate fondue is promised, just like that Sisters Appreciation thing back in November 2004. :P
I've also spent some time revamping my memories section once again. New categories for Bookworm and Large Families have been added.
Note: HAPPY BRAND seasoned seaweed isn't as spicy as certain other brands, such as Moto Moto Yama Hot Seasoned Roasted Seaweed. I should go back to Big Crazy someday and see if they have that, haha. Just not now, hehe. Besides, I don't want Corey thinking I only send him mediocre brands, haha. ;)
Sister just called to remind me to bring a pen to the dinner, so I can sign the Mother's Day card. Of course I will... pens are the things I usually carry, along with money / gum / keys / etc.
You all know how this works already. Go to Google, and type in the phrase "-your name- was arrested for" (within quotation marks), then copy and paste 5 (or more) of the results to your journal to show us all just what kind of criminal you really are.
1. Ms. Cullen, as much mother as friend, flew to Denpasar the day after Leslie was arrested for carrying two ecstasy tablets.
2. Leslie was arrested for distribution of Xanax and possession of marijuana, and Peevy was arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
3. LESLIE was arrested for criminal threats and exhibition of a deadly weapon (axe).
4. Leslie was arrested for his murder (because she was in possession of the gun).
5. Leslie was arrested for Harassment in the Second degree.
6. LESLIE was arrested for battery on a peace officer and being a minor in possession of alcohol.
7. Then wealthy Stanley Norris was murdered and Leslie was arrested for the crime!
Myspace results:
1. Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct and released on $250 bail.
2. Adam was arrested for a drawing. (???)
3. Luke was arrested for Rick's murder. (who's Rick?)
4. Grant was arrested for engaging in a lewd act with prostitute Divine Brown on a Hollywood side street!
5. Adam was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage near his north London home.
6. Casey was arrested for providing alcohol to a minor.
7. Lauren was arrested for "Inciting a riot," and driving under the influence, speeding at 100 mph on Highway 113. (sorry, guys)
8. Brendan was arrested for demonstrating against the exclusion of the Irish lesbian and gay Organisation.
9. Charlotte, an 86-year-old woman, was arrested for harrassing 911 operators to complain that a local pizza place wouldn't deliver a single slice.... (mmm, pizza)
10. Jamie was arrested for beating up Laurie's father when he had told Jamie to stay away from Laurie.
11. Jess was arrested for having two guns and a six pack... (Yeah, me!)
12. "James was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and for driving on a suspended driver's license" (that sounds about right)
13. Katanya was arrested for........................... nothing. Hehe, beat that!
14. George was arrested for committing 57 burglaries in a four-month crime spree.
15. Mya was arrested for smuggling migrants across the Thailand border... (sounds like something I'd do)
16. Thought to have murdered his companions, Ash is arrested, convicted, and locked up in Sunny Meadows, an institute for the criminally insane. (watch out, Myspace friends!!)
17. Rachael was arrested for chalking on the Leo Burnett building.... okay, I'm a stupid one, aren't I?
18. Josh was arrested for choking a referee in a hockey game... so true, so true
19. Julian was arrested for strong armed robbery, auto theft, shoplifting, vehicular manslaughter, and having illegal pornography..... yeah
20. Adrian was arrested for importuning in a lavatory.
21. Gemma was arrested for the murder of Mark Blackston. (... poor guy... )
22. Paul was arrested for burning the New Zealand flag.
23. Kristen was arrested for possession of a dangerous animal.
24. Shawn was arrested for crashing through the church window, and almost killing Philip and Belle. (oops...)
25. Erica was arrested for running a crackhouse.
26. Ally was arrested for public drunkenness... who woulda thought. hahah
27. Nikki was arrested for a lot of things.....
28. **Ashley** was arrested for poisoning her husband..... (damn poor guy)
29. Nathan was arrested for accidentally killing a homeless man.
30. Monica was arrested for... the importation of drugs, conspiracy to distribute, smuggling, & money laundering. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where's tha underage drinking in this??
31. ADRIAN was arrested for public intoxication on top of the West. Garage and driving on a suspended license and giving false information to a peace officer at Hwy 68, and Olmsted also assulted 4 of the officers who tried to apprehend him and an elderly bystander.....
33. Joshua was arrested for making illegal whiskey. The judge, deciding that he'd have a little fun with the ol' gent, asked: "Are you the Joshua who made the sun stand still?" To which Joshua replied, "No, sir. I'm the Joshua who made the moonshine still."
34. "Lynnette was arrested for" - did not match any documents (haha, I had to put that)
36. Devin remains a fugitive, and was charged with unlawful flight to avoid prosecution in a federal arrest.
37. Robin, a bartender, was arrested on Tuesday, September 2, for punching and scratching a male U.S. Marine while partying with her new castmates and a camera crew at a San Diego nightspot.
38. Sean was arrested in 1999 for his alleged involvement in a shooting at a nightclub.
39. Joey was arrested for shooting a rival gang member for "dissin" his girl. (wow, hahahaha)
40. Jonathan was arrested for providing classified information to Israel.
41. Lisa was arrested for injuring David. She had thrown a saw blade at him, which had stuck in his back.
42. Sammy was arrested for possesion of narcotics and for killing Brandy. Haha.
43. Jessica was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight.
44. Amos was arrested for "contributing to the delinquency of a minor." "She looked eighteen," he responds.
45. Alicia was arrested for harboring religious fugitives.
46. Gina was arrested for conspiracy to commit murder!! .. I knew it.....
47. Lisa was arrested for DUI.... twice in 1994! oops.
48. Driving Kerri's car at the church the night me and Kerri got arrested, haha.. I almost ran Kerri, Tanya, and your friend over!! haha! oops CURB! Haha... (what the fuck?)
49. Kim was arrested for allegedly entering the victim's backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun, and fleeing. (WOW)
50. Bunnie was arrested for possession of ganja. (haha)
Amanda was arrested for violating the conditions of her intensive supervision program, which prohibited her from entering any establishment that served alcohol. (nice)
51. Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. (and the hole is in the back room of Angelo's!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
52. Jason was arrested for public intoxication and drug possession in Des Moines, Iowa. (they later found out that the drug in possession was tampon cleaner, used to make women's parts smell like peaches while they are on the rag)
53. Irene was arrested in March 1996 and has been on trial for the last seven and a half years for exposing the dehumanised conditions in immigration detention camps.
54. Aaron was arrested for murder in the first degree and tampering with evidence while refusing to speak about the incident.
55. Jessica was arrested for biting her sister's arm in a fight! (I don't have a sister!!!! Haha.)
56. Shelly was arrested for.. assaulting a woman who was photographing men coming and going from the local porn store.
57. Stephanie was arrested for playing the bongos in her house while she was naked... (hahaha, wow... would have never thought of that one)
58. KYLE was arrested for public intoxication. (hehehe... yep, everybody agrees that's definitely me.)
59. Jesus was arrested for disturbing the peace at a church... that's kinda ironic, hahaha.
60. Liz was arrested for the church poisonings. (?)
61. Jeff was arrested for growing marijuana in Washington State.
62. Lina is arrested and condemned to 20 years in labour camps. She is released in 1956. March 5, 1953 Dies the same hour as Stalin..... SCARY BECAUSE MARCH 5 IS MY BIRTHDAY.
63. Julie was arrested for dancing naked in a bed of petunias. (? okay...) :]
64. First, I gotta say oink to whoever fell for it, haha.
Jason was arrested for parole violation.
65. Jennifer arrested on possession of marijuana. (UHHH, NOOO)
66. Anne was arrested for adultery. (WTF... haha)
67. Beth was arrested for having sex with students ... ummm?? Haha.
68. Tyler was arrested for drug charges. Fits me perfectly...
69. Mariah Carey's sister, Alison, has been arrested for prostitution after she offered to have sex with an undercover policeman. [OMFG. HAHAHA]
70. Danielle was arrested for possession of methamphetamine and an additional outstanding warrant for her arrest.
71. Teacher Karen arrested again, charged with molesting two other 13-year-old boys. HA!
72. I honestly haven't heard of Kassidi. (ahh, sad...)
73. Laura was arrested for having sex with a minor.
74. Taylor was arrested for possession of marijuana over five pounds, a second-degree felony.
75. Ian was arrested for robbery and for killing the stage coach driver.
76. Abhishek Was Arrested For Raping A 52-Year-Old Woman. Haha, I can so see this!
77. Lauren was arrested for "Inciting a riot."
78. Allie was arrested for the alleged crime of raping a white woman named Lelia Sisk...
mmmmm.
79. Taylor was arrested for grand larceny after stealing tires, but through sweet-talking.
80. Cornelius Kenta Davis (weird name), 23, of 319 Old Wadley Road, Mid-ville, was arrested for driving while his license was suspended. Bond was set at $1200.
81. Hiroki... was arrested for threatening attacks on Starbucks stores in Tokyo.
82. Faith arrested for pot. Hahahaha... how did they know...
83. After destroying a government building, Zarek was arrested and the Sagittaron Freedom Movement was crushed.
84. Kim was arrested for allegedly entering the victim's backyard, shooting him once in the head with a handgun, and fleeing.
85. "Austin was arrested for BEATING UP his wife."
86. "Johanna was arrested for public intoxication."
87. Keli was arrested for the tenth time, this one being for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. (sounds like something I'd do, actually)
88. "Lana was arrested for annoying the public." (This was the ONLY one that came up. I love it.)
89. Amy was arrested for being his wife. Hahahaha!
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