She really might have a headache...
This just restarted... AGAIN!
These tips are from The Husband Book: A Guy's Guide To Marriage by Harry Harrison Junior, which I plan to give to my brother for his wedding.
Health
Take care of yourself. One of your primary jobs as a husband is to stay around.
Make sure she gets regularly-scheduled checkups.
Go with her to her mammograms. It's incredible how many husbands will let their wives go alone to an exam that could change their lives forever.
Exercise. A fat, out-of-shape husband is as attractive as a fat, out-of-shape wife.
Buy her sunscreen.
Buy her a health-club membership.
When you get sick, she'll want to take care of you. Let her for a while.
Unless you graduated from medical school, realize most women instinctively know more about taking care of their children than most men. Biological fact.
Sex
Invite God into the bedroom.
Show her affection throughout the day, not just in bed.
Buy a book if you need to.
Shave.
Remember, the very worst thing you can do to your sex life is criticize her or make her feel bad about herself.
Recognize that sometimes all she wants is to be hugged.
Remember, the Cosmo girl is fiction.
Never use unsatisfactory sex as an excuse to fool around. She's probably having as bad a time as you are.
If a two-year-old has been throwing up on her and she's been sitting in a carpool lane with the air conditioner off and she rushed to put dinner on and her mother is giving her grief, realize this might be a bad time.
She really might have a headache.
Learn how to give her a massage.
Have a good travel agent.
Buy a lock for your bedroom door.
Remember that nothing temporarily ruins sex like a baby. For both of you.
Don't be afraid to talk about sex with her. Most men find this as difficult as speaking Latin.
Start early. Even the most passionate parents find themselves unconscious by 10:30 PM.
Don't believe what you read in the magazines.
Introduce your kids to Saturday morning cartoons.
Continue to make passes at her. Even when she's seventy.
Come home regularly with flowers. You never know when it will pay off.
Remember, criticism is not an aphrodisiac.
If you are a kind and considerate lover, don't worry about your "performance."
Remember these words: "How would you like to go to Hawaii?"
These tips are from The Husband Book: A Guy's Guide To Marriage by Harry Harrison Junior, which I plan to give to my brother for his wedding.
Health
Take care of yourself. One of your primary jobs as a husband is to stay around.
Make sure she gets regularly-scheduled checkups.
Go with her to her mammograms. It's incredible how many husbands will let their wives go alone to an exam that could change their lives forever.
Exercise. A fat, out-of-shape husband is as attractive as a fat, out-of-shape wife.
Buy her sunscreen.
Buy her a health-club membership.
When you get sick, she'll want to take care of you. Let her for a while.
Unless you graduated from medical school, realize most women instinctively know more about taking care of their children than most men. Biological fact.
Sex
Invite God into the bedroom.
Show her affection throughout the day, not just in bed.
Buy a book if you need to.
Shave.
Remember, the very worst thing you can do to your sex life is criticize her or make her feel bad about herself.
Recognize that sometimes all she wants is to be hugged.
Remember, the Cosmo girl is fiction.
Never use unsatisfactory sex as an excuse to fool around. She's probably having as bad a time as you are.
If a two-year-old has been throwing up on her and she's been sitting in a carpool lane with the air conditioner off and she rushed to put dinner on and her mother is giving her grief, realize this might be a bad time.
She really might have a headache.
Learn how to give her a massage.
Have a good travel agent.
Buy a lock for your bedroom door.
Remember that nothing temporarily ruins sex like a baby. For both of you.
Don't be afraid to talk about sex with her. Most men find this as difficult as speaking Latin.
Start early. Even the most passionate parents find themselves unconscious by 10:30 PM.
Don't believe what you read in the magazines.
Introduce your kids to Saturday morning cartoons.
Continue to make passes at her. Even when she's seventy.
Come home regularly with flowers. You never know when it will pay off.
Remember, criticism is not an aphrodisiac.
If you are a kind and considerate lover, don't worry about your "performance."
Remember these words: "How would you like to go to Hawaii?"
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