Squatting, neutral evil, dreaming of clinginess in an elevator
I had a weird dream which consisted of Angela V. being all high and mighty around me and my friends. We didn't like it, so we got away to Uncle Joe's (Harmony's dad) place - he didn't mind at all. He suggested that we come with him on a trip, so we did. The only problem was that we had to bring far more towels and candy bits than were necessary, but we just complained among ourselves. When we got to this tall conference building, a bunch of us wanted to check out the cafeteria amenities. We did, and found the food much to our liking.
On our way back, we went into an elevator which proceeded to not recognize any of our directions at all. The red numbers went from M to 22 to even higher, then would drop just as suddenly. Fabian (not the one I know) just clung to me almost all the time - I didn't mind, as I also needed some security. Finally, we were able to call out and somehow fix the machine. When we got to our floor, we found that grape candy and cherry candy (like Nerds) were on display in a glass counter. That was where the dream ended... no idea where that came from!
Facebook quizzes taken from Mike B., Jennifer L., Noel, Kelly, Kaili, Valdimar, and Mandy:
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Firefly Character Are You?" with the result Shepherd Book. You are Book, a sort of "ship's chaplain" on Serenity, not that they would ever admit they need one. Wise and mature, you have experienced life and learned much from it. A bit of a mystery, you are always ready to provide a word of counsel, advice, or scripture. Kind and loving, you desire to take care of everyone. Slow to action, you always think things through before deciding what path to take. You also love the outdoors and gardening, and are an excellent cook. As long as you keep your hair tied back, everything will be fine.
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Movie Musical Leading Lady Are You?" with the result Eliza Doolittle. You are Eliza! You're rough-around-the-edges, fiercely proud and street savvy, and like it that way. You may turn people off where first impressions are concerned, but once they see the real you, they more than likely come around. You are a beautiful, unique individual with interesting stories and points of view to share, and one hardly ever tires of listening to your colorful words. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Leslie completed the quiz "How Portuguese are you?" with the result You are 100% Portuguese! You are a 100% homegrown Portuguese. From your everyday lifestyle and knowledge, you live and breathe the Portuguese spirit. The Portuguese blood runs through your veins!
Leslie completed the quiz "The Crazy Test!" with the result You are 20% psycho! You are what society considers "normal." You might have some very slight quirks to your so-called "darker" side, but on the whole, you're just an Average Joe.
Leslie completed the Dungeons & Dragons Alignment Test. Leslie is Neutral Evil. Leslie is a Malefactor. Someone who is neutral with respect to law and chaos has a normal respect for authority and feels neither a compulsion to obey nor a compulsion to rebel. She is honest but can be tempted into lying or deceiving others. "Evil" implies hurting, oppressing, and killing others. Some evil creatures simply have no compassion for others and kill without qualms if doing so is convenient. Others actively pursue evil, killing for sport or out of duty to some evil deity or master. A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Leslie completed the quiz "What is Your LEVEL of AWESOME?" with the result A DINOSAUR PIRATE NINJA. AWESOME LEVEL: CONTINUOUS. WHAT?! Is that even POSSIBLE?!? How the FUCK could a DINOSAUR learn the stealthy art of NINJITSU?!? Or get a PEG LEG THAT FUCKING BIG, for that matter? Christ, that just SCARY AS SHIT! And I can't even wrap my HEAD around how FUCKING AWESOME it is!! You are TRULY a WONDERFUL and AWESOME person. Now go take your meds.
Leslie just took the "What kind of candy are you?" quiz and the result is Lollipops. Lollipops are delicious and just fun to lick! You are the kind of person who's funny all the time. You can put a smile on everyone's face!!! Its a blessing to be your friend. Your optimism is sure what makes you so strong!! People just love your company!
Poo nugget for Friday, May 22: Squatting 101 - For many of us, the act of squatting to "do the deed" conjures up images of less-fortunate children living in societies that lack modern plumbing. For others, squatting to poo has a more nostalgic significance, serving as a reminder of those quick dashes into the bushes at summer camp for a country dump. The act of squatting, while seemingly basic, can be fraught with great danger. Inexperienced squatters who are accustomed to the ninety-degree angle formed while sitting on the toilet may attempt to recreate this position during squatting. Unfortunately, this leaves a great distance between poo deployment and landing, and dramatically increases the risk of inadvertent lower-extremity soiling. Bottom line? When forced to squat, low is the way to go.
On our way back, we went into an elevator which proceeded to not recognize any of our directions at all. The red numbers went from M to 22 to even higher, then would drop just as suddenly. Fabian (not the one I know) just clung to me almost all the time - I didn't mind, as I also needed some security. Finally, we were able to call out and somehow fix the machine. When we got to our floor, we found that grape candy and cherry candy (like Nerds) were on display in a glass counter. That was where the dream ended... no idea where that came from!
Facebook quizzes taken from Mike B., Jennifer L., Noel, Kelly, Kaili, Valdimar, and Mandy:
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Firefly Character Are You?" with the result Shepherd Book. You are Book, a sort of "ship's chaplain" on Serenity, not that they would ever admit they need one. Wise and mature, you have experienced life and learned much from it. A bit of a mystery, you are always ready to provide a word of counsel, advice, or scripture. Kind and loving, you desire to take care of everyone. Slow to action, you always think things through before deciding what path to take. You also love the outdoors and gardening, and are an excellent cook. As long as you keep your hair tied back, everything will be fine.
Leslie completed the quiz "Which Movie Musical Leading Lady Are You?" with the result Eliza Doolittle. You are Eliza! You're rough-around-the-edges, fiercely proud and street savvy, and like it that way. You may turn people off where first impressions are concerned, but once they see the real you, they more than likely come around. You are a beautiful, unique individual with interesting stories and points of view to share, and one hardly ever tires of listening to your colorful words. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Leslie completed the quiz "How Portuguese are you?" with the result You are 100% Portuguese! You are a 100% homegrown Portuguese. From your everyday lifestyle and knowledge, you live and breathe the Portuguese spirit. The Portuguese blood runs through your veins!
Leslie completed the quiz "The Crazy Test!" with the result You are 20% psycho! You are what society considers "normal." You might have some very slight quirks to your so-called "darker" side, but on the whole, you're just an Average Joe.
Leslie completed the Dungeons & Dragons Alignment Test. Leslie is Neutral Evil. Leslie is a Malefactor. Someone who is neutral with respect to law and chaos has a normal respect for authority and feels neither a compulsion to obey nor a compulsion to rebel. She is honest but can be tempted into lying or deceiving others. "Evil" implies hurting, oppressing, and killing others. Some evil creatures simply have no compassion for others and kill without qualms if doing so is convenient. Others actively pursue evil, killing for sport or out of duty to some evil deity or master. A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Leslie completed the quiz "What is Your LEVEL of AWESOME?" with the result A DINOSAUR PIRATE NINJA. AWESOME LEVEL: CONTINUOUS. WHAT?! Is that even POSSIBLE?!? How the FUCK could a DINOSAUR learn the stealthy art of NINJITSU?!? Or get a PEG LEG THAT FUCKING BIG, for that matter? Christ, that just SCARY AS SHIT! And I can't even wrap my HEAD around how FUCKING AWESOME it is!! You are TRULY a WONDERFUL and AWESOME person. Now go take your meds.
Leslie just took the "What kind of candy are you?" quiz and the result is Lollipops. Lollipops are delicious and just fun to lick! You are the kind of person who's funny all the time. You can put a smile on everyone's face!!! Its a blessing to be your friend. Your optimism is sure what makes you so strong!! People just love your company!
Poo nugget for Friday, May 22: Squatting 101 - For many of us, the act of squatting to "do the deed" conjures up images of less-fortunate children living in societies that lack modern plumbing. For others, squatting to poo has a more nostalgic significance, serving as a reminder of those quick dashes into the bushes at summer camp for a country dump. The act of squatting, while seemingly basic, can be fraught with great danger. Inexperienced squatters who are accustomed to the ninety-degree angle formed while sitting on the toilet may attempt to recreate this position during squatting. Unfortunately, this leaves a great distance between poo deployment and landing, and dramatically increases the risk of inadvertent lower-extremity soiling. Bottom line? When forced to squat, low is the way to go.
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