Funny Fake Names

Today's amusement, courtesy of the Bad Baby Names Forum:

Here is a list of fake funny names. It reminds of the kind of names we used to write on the attendance when we had a substitute teacher. I did not compile the list, so some (okay, most!) may be stupid.


Aaron Myetires, Abe Rudder, Abbie Birthday, Abel N. Willan, Achilles Punks, Adam Bomb, Adam Meway, Adam Sapple, Al B. Zienya, Al DePantzeu, Al Gore-Rythim, Al Kaholic, Al Kaseltzer, Al Kickurass, Al Killeu, Al Luminum, Al Nino, Al O'Moaney, Alec Tricity, Alex Blaine Layder, Alf Abet, Ali Gator, Amanda B. Recandwithe, Amanda Hugnkiss, Andy Gravity, Andy Structible, Anita Bath, Ann B. Dextrous, Ann Chovie, Ann Tartica, Anna Mull, Anne T. Lope, Annie Buddyhome, Ariel Hassle, Artie Choke, Aunty Biotic, Ayma Dommy, Ayma Moron

Barb Dwyer, Barb E. Cue, Barry D'Alive, Barry D. Hatchett, Bart Ender, Bea Sting, Beau Vine, Ben Crobbery, Ben Dover, Ben O'Drill, Ben Thair, Bess Twishes, Bill Board, Bill Ding, Bill Lowney, Bjorn Free, Bo Nessround, Bob Frapples, Bowen Arrow, Brighton Early, Brook Lynn Bridge, Bud Weiser, Burnedette Down

Cal Culator, Cal Efornia, Cal Seeium, Candice B. DePlace, Candice B. Fureal, Carl Arm, Carlotta Tendant, Carrie DeKoffin, Carrie Oakey, Casey Deeya, Casey Needzit, Chad Terbocks, Chanda Lear, Chi Spurger, Chris Ko, Chris Mass, Chris P. Nugget, Chuck Roast, Claire DeAir, Clara Nett, Clara Sabell, Cody Pendant, Cole Kutz, Colin Allcars, Colleen Cardd, Craig Potz, Curt N. Rodd, Curt Zee, Cy Burns, Cy Kosis

Dale E. Bread, Dan D. Lyon, Dan Druff, Dan Geruss, Danielle Soloud, Darius Lesgettham, Darrell B. Moore, Daryl Lect, Dee Capitated, Dee Sember, Dennis Toffice, Denny Juan Heredatt, Des Buratto, Dinah Mite, Doll R. Bill, Don Thatt, Doug Graves, Douglas S. Halfempty, Dustin D. Furniture

Earl E. Byrd, Ed Ible, Ed Venture, Eileen Dover, Ella Vader, Elle O'Quent, Ellie Noise, Ellis Dee, Elmer Sklue, Evan Lee Arps, Evans Gayte, Eve Hill, Eve Ning, Eve O'Lution, Ewan Whatarmy

Faye Kinnitt, Faye Slift, Faye Tallity, Fletcher Bisceps, Frank Furter, Frank N. Stein

Gene E. Yuss, Gene Poole, Gladys Eeya, Gus Tofwin

Hal E. Luya, Hal Jalikakick, Hammond Eggs, Hank E. Panky, Harmon Ikka, Hayden Seek, Helena Hanbaskett, Heywood Jablome, Holly Wood, Howard I. No, Hugh D'Mann, Hugh Johnson

Ida Hoe, Ida Whana, Igor Beaver, Ilene Dover, Ima B. Leever, Ira Fuse, Izzy Backyet

Jack Dupp, Jack Pot, Jacques Strap, Jan U. Wharry, Jane Linkfence, Jaqueline Hyde, Jay Walker, Jed I. Knight, Jerry Atrics, Jim Nasium, Joanna Hand, Joe King, Juan Fortharoad, Juan Nightstand, Juana Bea, Justin Case, Justin Credible

Kareem O'Wheat, Kaye Ken Coffee, Ken Opener, Kenny Dewitt, Kent Cook, Kim Payne Slogan

Lance Lyde, Laura Lynn Hardy, Lee Nover, Len DeHand, Leo Tarred, Lisa Neucar, Liz Onnia, Lou Stooth, Louise E. Anna, Lowden Clear, Luke Atmyass, Luna Tick, Lyle Ike Adogg, Lynn Guini, Lynn Meabuck

Mabel Syrup, Manuel Labor, Marcus Absent, Marion Money, Marsha Dimes, Mary Christmas, Mary Gold, Master Bates, May O'Nays, Max E. Mumm, Mel Practiss, Midas Well, Mike Hunt, Mike Roe-Wave, Milly Meter, Minnie Skurt, Miss Alanius, Misty Meanor, Mitch Again, Moe DeLawn, Moe Skeeto, Mr. Period, Mrs. Sippy, Myra Maines

Nida Lyte, Neve Adda, Nick L. Andime, Nick O'Teen, Nick Ovtime

Paige Turner, Pat McGroin, Patty O'Furniture, Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E White, Peppy Roni, Pete Zaria, Phil A. Delphia, Phil DeGrave, Phil McCracken, Polly Esther Slaxx

Quint S. Henschel

Ray N. Carnation, Renee Sance, Rick Kleiner, Rick O'Shea, Rip Tile, Rita Book, Robin D. Craydle, Robin Banks, Robin Meeblind

Sadie Word, Sal Ami, Sam Manilla, Sam Pull, Samson Night, Scott Shawn DeRocks, Shirley Knot, Shirley U. Jest, Sid Down, Stan Dup, Stu Pitt, Sue Permann, Sue Shi

Tate Urchips, Ted E. Baer, Telly Vision, Tim Burr, Tina See, Tyrone Shoes

Ulee Daway

Val Crow, Val Lay, Val Veeta, Vlad Tire

Walter Melon, Warren Piece, Wayne Deer, Winnie Bago, Winnie Dipoo, Woody U. No

Xavier Breath, Xavier Money

Yule B. Sari

Zeke N. Yeshallfind, Zelda Kowz, Zoltan Pepper


For more of this stuff, see the Car Talk Credits. Reminds me of the joke names on Tarzan Dan on YTV a LONG time ago!


Edit: Chinese Eric has just had to bail on our plans for tonight. Seems his boss wants him to fill in on the evening shift for another guy. Ah well, we can always go for bubble tea another time. Too bad he likely won't get to see K, though.