Tarzan Dan / Quizzes / Lone Star Steakhouse Lettuce Wedge Salad

While I was in the card shop today looking at the stickers, I found myself thinking of Jim. Guess it's natural since I did get him stuff from that specific store, haha. Best not to dwell on the e-friendship ending, however! Lots of quizzes tonight! Need to keep up more often, haha. :D

Corey brought up diphallia and Tarzan Dan tonight... no, Tarzan Dan does not have that condition as far as I know! I remember that dude from YTV's Hit List! Joke names, top music in his charts, etc. So much fun! Apparently, Tarzan Dan accidentally Goatse'd all his Myspace friends last night: WHOOPS! (although his head was flying out of the butt) Of course, Corey finds out all this stuff at Something Awful... why am I not surprised? :P

[01:21:41] Corey: someone on SA had an image leecher... he had a huge huge animated gif of a cute cat doing something... he just had it sitting on his personal webspace, not even linked anywhere. somehow, someone found it and put it all over Myspace (direct link to this guy's server)
[01:22:08] Corey: so that caused like 80 gigs of traffic from all these people downloading the cat image every time they went to those Myspace pages... which cost the guy a lot of money
[01:22:25] Corey: so... he changed it to Goatse, which makes it show up on all those Myspace pages :P
[01:22:44] Corey: then after a little while someone made one with this guy's head repeatedly flying out of Goatse's ass
[01:23:11] Corey: wasn't too long before someone figured out that this wasn't just some random person that was the offending leecher, but a Canadian TV guy :P
[01:25:28] Corey: Tarzan Dan has since apologized, saying he wasn't aware that not hosting his own images could cost someone a bunch of money, so the guy has changed it from Goatse to a kitten and a link to the SA thread about the whole thing :P

Where will you be stabbed?
	BY WHO? Your best friend WHY? You mistook them for a urinal
Where will you be stabbed? at QuizGalaxy.com

HAHAHAHA, oh dear! I hope that doesn't ever happen!

When will your life peak?
0-15y	16-35y	35+ y
Your life will peak when you are between 16 and 35.
When will your life peak? at QuizGalaxy.com

Where will you be in ten years?
	WHERE: In Amsterdam WHY: Lied about your past
Where will you be in 10 years? at QuizGalaxy.com

Lone Star Steakhouse Lettuce Wedge Salad

Why waste time chopping up the lettuce when you can just hack a head into four chunks, dress it up and serve? This unique presentation is not only easy to make, but also a deliciously different way to serve your next salad. The creamy bleu cheese dressing is a cinch to make from scratch, and tastes much better than anything you'll buy in a store. Add a bit of extra crumbled bleu over the top, some freshly diced tomatoes, and you're well on your way to a fancy-pants side salad that'll surely impress.

Bleu Cheese Dressing
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/4 cup crumbled bleu cheese
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt

1 head iceberg lettuce
1 cup crumbled bleu cheese
1 cup diced tomato (1 large tomato)
Do the wedge.

1. Use an electric mixer to combine all ingredients for bleu cheese dressing in a medium bowl.
2. Slice a head of iceberg lettuce into quarters through the stem end. Cut the stem off of the wedges and arrange each one on a plate.
3. Spoon about 1/4 cup of bleu cheese dressing over each lettuce wedge.
4. Sprinkle 1/4 cup of crumbled bleu cheese over the dressing.
5. Sprinkle 1/4 cup of diced tomato over the top and serve. Makes 4 servings.