Things People Have Shoved Up Their Butts / Glad / Friday Five / Blogquiz
I'll get no work done tonight on my project... better get some done tomorrow! (I already opted out of BS, heh) Guess I'll play Bookworm after I catch up on stuff...
Nick posted this wonderful list of things that people have shoved up their butts.
Reminds me of the story Nathan was telling us once at Calhoun's: Nathan's friend is a doctor in Princeton, BC.. basically, this guy came in one day complaining of difficulty urinating. The doctors fixed that, and he went home happy. But then he had difficulty doing a "3-1" and had to go back, stinking up the entire hospital in the process. The doctors couldn't find anything with an X-ray except a little black dot, so they used a camera probe to investigate further. Turns out it was a black Glad garbage bag with two Safeway bags in it, with a 12-inch foam thing inside those. Seems the guy's friends had a little TOO much fun when he was passed out drunk.. they decided to stick things really far up his ass. Thankfully, the problem was resolved when the stinky things were removed with tweezer-like instruments. Everyone at the table was disgusted by the revolting story, but I reacted like Nathan and found it very funny.. poor guy, though! We decided we wouldn't do anything like that to Nathan.. we'd figure out less invasive ways of tormenting him. ;)
Note: LJ Elite StrikeTeam / LJ Romeo and Juliet / LJ Game of Life / LJ Dead or Alive blogquizzes. (by James, Rachael, thedunedan, Christine)
Friday Five
1. Do you like chicken? Yes.
2. What is one food you can't live without? Noodles.
3. Are you an early bird or a night owl? Night owl.
4. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.
5. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person? Cat.
Eeeep... oh my. o_O
Nick posted this wonderful list of things that people have shoved up their butts.
Reminds me of the story Nathan was telling us once at Calhoun's: Nathan's friend is a doctor in Princeton, BC.. basically, this guy came in one day complaining of difficulty urinating. The doctors fixed that, and he went home happy. But then he had difficulty doing a "3-1" and had to go back, stinking up the entire hospital in the process. The doctors couldn't find anything with an X-ray except a little black dot, so they used a camera probe to investigate further. Turns out it was a black Glad garbage bag with two Safeway bags in it, with a 12-inch foam thing inside those. Seems the guy's friends had a little TOO much fun when he was passed out drunk.. they decided to stick things really far up his ass. Thankfully, the problem was resolved when the stinky things were removed with tweezer-like instruments. Everyone at the table was disgusted by the revolting story, but I reacted like Nathan and found it very funny.. poor guy, though! We decided we wouldn't do anything like that to Nathan.. we'd figure out less invasive ways of tormenting him. ;)
Note: LJ Elite StrikeTeam / LJ Romeo and Juliet / LJ Game of Life / LJ Dead or Alive blogquizzes. (by James, Rachael, thedunedan, Christine)
Friday Five
1. Do you like chicken? Yes.
2. What is one food you can't live without? Noodles.
3. Are you an early bird or a night owl? Night owl.
4. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.
5. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person? Cat.
| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
 "I can pass this guy." |
Eeeep... oh my. o_O
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