BORING_PEOPLE Chat 6, Part 1 (08.14.10)

This entry is allowed to have non-aligned tags. Cast of Characters, In Order of Appearance Steve, AKA nyquilsteve317 Mikaela, AKA embryogirl me, AKA glowing_dragon AmethystBrackish, AKA Kat (brackishkitten) Laura, AKA kitkatkrisp (LovelyXMissOreoX) flaafytaffy, AKA breadsandwiches Angel, AKA angelcerv25 [18:56:22] NyquilSteve317: oh, stinky is here! [18:56:22] guaaaache: OMFG, ANOTHER PERSON [18:56:25] NyquilSteve317: yes! [18:56:28] NyquilSteve317: stinky! [18:56:34] guaaaache: who is stinky? [18:56:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: I AM NOT STINKY! [18:56:40] NyquilSteve317: hola, Stinky! je m'appelle Esteban [18:56:51] AlenaBrolxFlami: crazy [18:56:59] guaaaache: appelle? [18:57:11] AlenaBrolxFlami: Leslie, AKA glowing_dragon [18:57:12] guaaaache: comment elle s'appelle? [18:57:20] guaaaache: ahhh, I know her [18:57:40] guaaaache: hold on a second, I'll be back [18:58:34] guaaaache: help yourself to onion dip while you wait [18:59:10] AlenaBrolxFlami: better be chips with that dip, if you know what I'm saying :P [18:59:26] guaaaache: ... I don't :-( [18:59:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: it's just literal - chips and dip go together, most times [19:00:41] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the chat. [19:00:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: he left?! [19:01:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: so... my houseguest left, and now I still miss someone around the apartment, haha ... go figure [19:03:28] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the chat. [19:03:36] NyquilSteve317: well, that frakking sucked [19:03:47] NyquilSteve317: totally kicked my ass right off... had to go reset the wifi [19:04:00] AlenaBrolxFlami: I was wondering about that [19:04:07] NyquilSteve317: just, poof! gone [19:04:12] NyquilSteve317: did we loose the Aussie [19:04:23] guaaaache: i'm back now [19:04:34] NyquilSteve317: oh, yippee! hey Aussie, happy Sunday to you [19:04:55] AlenaBrolxFlami: as far as I know, we didn't let her run free in a meadow [19:05:02] guaaaache: indeed. it's unseasonably warm [19:05:13] NyquilSteve317: oh yeah [19:05:23] NyquilSteve317: your poor winter... it gets like down to 30C there [19:05:25] AlenaBrolxFlami: how warm is it over there? [19:05:46] guaaaache: 18C apparently. I don't know what that is in F [19:05:55] NyquilSteve317: i would do the conversion, but I'm lazy [19:06:02] guaaaache: me too, that's why I didn't do it [19:06:04] NyquilSteve317: ok, so like 50's? [19:06:07] NyquilSteve317: i dunno [19:06:12] NyquilSteve317: fucking Fahrenheit [19:06:13] NyquilSteve317: and all that [19:06:15] *** AmethystBrackish has joined the chat. [19:06:18] NyquilSteve317: omg, another [19:06:23] guaaaache: i don't know it well enough to make a guess comparison [19:06:25] AmethystBrackish: sup gangstas? [19:06:27] NyquilSteve317: i think angel killed himself [19:06:34] NyquilSteve317: hey gangsta? [19:06:43] AmethystBrackish: O_o [19:07:02] AlenaBrolxFlami: about 64F [19:07:02] guaaaache: hey, brackish? do you know how to concert degrees from C and F without having to bother looking it up? [19:07:03] AmethystBrackish: why do you think Angel killed himself? [19:07:03] NyquilSteve317: kudos for you folks for findin it [19:07:10] NyquilSteve317: there are websites for it [19:07:13] NyquilSteve317: i will look if i have to [19:07:17] AlenaBrolxFlami: that's what I want to know - why do you think that? [19:07:39] guaaaache: Who said Angel killed himself? [19:07:41] AmethystBrackish: I have no clue. it's like divide by 17 and a half, or some shit [19:07:44] NyquilSteve317: 64! [19:07:47] NyquilSteve317: 64 is cold! [19:07:48] AmethystBrackish: >_> [19:07:56] guaaaache: it's warmer than it has been [19:07:57] AmethystBrackish: I can't spell... [19:08:00] NyquilSteve317: i haven't seen him / her the past few days [19:08:01] guaaaache: it's usually like 10C [19:08:07] NyquilSteve317: okay [19:08:21] guaaaache: hmm, he could just be preoccupied with something? [19:08:26] guaaaache: shut the internet off to save money? [19:08:28] guaaaache: hard to say [19:08:30] NyquilSteve317: 50.... that's a light rap [19:08:31] NyquilSteve317: maybe [19:08:39] NyquilSteve317: i worry bout him / her, his bud just got arrested [19:08:52] AmethystBrackish: didn't he just say he got a new computer. maybe it up and crashed [19:08:54] guaaaache: he does seem a bit manic on livejournal sometimes [19:08:56] AlenaBrolxFlami: yeah, that's right... [19:09:00] AmethystBrackish: oh, and that too [19:09:18] guaaaache: sometimes he says things which are really weird and random [19:09:22] guaaaache: I like him, though [19:09:25] NyquilSteve317: i mean i don't really give a crap about anyone, but i still worry [19:09:29] guaaaache: as much you can like someone you don't actually know [19:09:37] AmethystBrackish: true true [19:09:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: very true [19:09:57] NyquilSteve317: i need a pizza [19:10:01] NyquilSteve317: someone order me a pizza [19:10:12] AmethystBrackish: I want pizza [19:10:20] guaaaache: i just remember this one entry when someone was saying "I worry about stuff and things" and he just said "WELL YOU SHOULD BE, THE WORLD IS A DARK AND SCARY PLACE" [19:10:22] NyquilSteve317: sounds so freakin awesome right now [19:10:26] AmethystBrackish: I'm suppose to be making pancakes right now [19:10:38] guaaaache: i'm still full from breakfast... [19:10:57] NyquilSteve317: i might get one even though i'm not hungry [19:11:09] AlenaBrolxFlami: the last comment Angel made to one of my entries (in B_P) was Aug. 11, and he / she last updated the personal journal on the 12th [19:11:18] AlenaBrolxFlami: now *I* want pizza [19:11:40] guaaaache: I thought he recently made a lot of entries private or something? [19:11:47] guaaaache: so it's hard to know unless he adds you back [19:11:49] NyquilSteve317: hrm, could be [19:11:51] AmethystBrackish: F=9/5(C+32) [19:11:54] AlenaBrolxFlami: I thought it was friends-only [19:12:00] NyquilSteve317: i'm sure he / she is happy to know we are talking about him / her [19:12:13] guaaaache: well, he doesn't know, so... [19:12:14] AlenaBrolxFlami: yeah, I bet [19:12:31] guaaaache: i don't know if that was sarcasm or not [19:12:32] NyquilSteve317: gf is gonna order pizza [19:12:33] NyquilSteve317: she rules [19:12:41] NyquilSteve317: lost in translation [19:12:41] AlenaBrolxFlami: that was not sarcasm [19:12:53] NyquilSteve317: stinky! tell us about yourself! [19:12:59] guaaaache: do you mean like, he would like the attention? or do you mean we shouldn't talk? [19:13:02] AmethystBrackish: O_o [19:13:16] NyquilSteve317: he / she would prob like it [19:13:19] AlenaBrolxFlami: I'm not sure [19:13:21] NyquilSteve317: not that it isn't deserved [19:13:29] NyquilSteve317: probably needs some [19:13:33] NyquilSteve317: some people get lonely, etc. [19:13:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: true [19:14:06] NyquilSteve317: dragon! you're up [19:14:10] NyquilSteve317: talk about yourself [19:14:17] NyquilSteve317: other than you're stinky and you had people visiting [19:14:18] AmethystBrackish: PENIS! [19:14:26] NyquilSteve317: my Pen 15 club [19:14:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: HA. [19:14:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: I am not stinky. got it? [19:15:23] NyquilSteve317: is that the whole story of you? [19:15:24] AlenaBrolxFlami: I did have someone visiting for about a month while he tried wrapping his head around school and other things... he left on Monday [19:15:25] AmethystBrackish: I kinda wanna watch some porn... I'm such a perv [19:15:30] NyquilSteve317: dragon... i'm not stinky [19:15:49] AlenaBrolxFlami: no comment, Amethyst [19:16:17] NyquilSteve317: sorry, i got distracted by the word porn [19:16:28] AmethystBrackish: Lol [19:16:57] NyquilSteve317: all Homer Simpson style [19:17:14] NyquilSteve317: she is ordering pizza [19:17:17] NyquilSteve317: awesome [19:17:38] AlenaBrolxFlami: well, Steve... did you read either of my "getting to know me" entries? [19:17:52] NyquilSteve317: no, that involves reading [19:17:54] NyquilSteve317: and lots of it [19:18:03] NyquilSteve317: i'm not what we like to call "a reader"... plus [19:18:06] NyquilSteve317: that's not off the cuff [19:18:09] NyquilSteve317: that's rehearsed [19:18:25] NyquilSteve317: improve this shit [19:18:38] guaaaache: huh [19:18:39] AlenaBrolxFlami: improve it? or improv it? [19:18:43] NyquilSteve317: shit [19:18:46] NyquilSteve317: me dumb [19:18:49] NyquilSteve317: v [19:18:51] NyquilSteve317: no e [19:19:31] AlenaBrolxFlami: let's see... I'm the oldest of three siblings, a FIRE dragon in the Chinese zodiac, the resident grammar / spelling queen among most people I know... [19:19:32] NyquilSteve317: okay, anyone else? [19:19:34] NyquilSteve317: oh, there we go [19:19:55] AmethystBrackish: O_o [19:20:06] *** lovelyXmissXoreo has joined the chat. [19:20:07] guaaaache: i'll speak in a minute [19:20:10] NyquilSteve317: okay [19:20:13] NyquilSteve317: oreo, welcome [19:20:17] lovelyXmissXoreo: o hai [19:20:21] guaaaache: un autre personne... [19:20:31] lovelyXmissXoreo: ^French? [19:21:31] NyquilSteve317: oh, are we going the French route [19:21:54] lovelyXmissXoreo: idk.. i know a bit... :/ [19:22:14] NyquilSteve317: i used to be rather fluent, my ex was French [19:22:21] *** AmethystBrackish has left the chat. [19:22:24] NyquilSteve317: might come back to me... like riding a bike, i suppose [19:22:43] lovelyXmissXoreo: i took french in high school like a year ago.... i know the basics. [19:22:52] AlenaBrolxFlami: I took it years ago [19:22:57] NyquilSteve317: it's just sloppy English [19:23:06] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [19:23:30] NyquilSteve317: or English is sloppy French [19:23:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: ugh, i don't think i can finish this spaghetti :-( [19:23:42] NyquilSteve317: i don't remember who invaded who [19:23:55] NyquilSteve317: feed it to the dog [19:24:12] lovelyXmissXoreo: i don't have a dog.... at least not anymore. [19:24:27] NyquilSteve317: um, feed it to the coyote? [19:24:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: psh, i wish there was coyotes here. [19:24:46] NyquilSteve317: penguin? [19:24:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: that would be cool. [19:25:14] NyquilSteve317: i would always shake hands with it if i had a penguin [19:25:14] lovelyXmissXoreo: :-D yes! i'll give it to my penguin [19:25:20] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol, why? [19:25:31] NyquilSteve317: cos their fin wings crack me up [19:25:48] NyquilSteve317: like, a penguin giving me directions and pointing would probably make me poop a little [19:25:53] lovelyXmissXoreo: xD ew. [19:26:30] NyquilSteve317: well, that was a convo-stopper [19:26:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: heheh. noooo, not at alll...... [19:27:11] NyquilSteve317: (chirp chirp..... chirp chirp) [19:27:42] lovelyXmissXoreo: ok, so i'm commissioned to make a brain slug from Futurama...and idk how big to make it... [19:27:50] NyquilSteve317: soooo, how about that weather, eh? [19:27:55] NyquilSteve317: um [19:27:58] NyquilSteve317: a brain slug [19:28:08] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah.... from Futurama.... [19:28:17] NyquilSteve317: As per the Futurama world, i would keep it simple [19:28:24] NyquilSteve317: with one outrageous hint of brain [19:28:31] NyquilSteve317: like the sucker part [19:28:40] NyquilSteve317: but other than that, have it just look like a dorky slug [19:28:57] lovelyXmissXoreo: but i have to crochet it like a plushy / hat that you can wear around. [19:29:10] guaaaache: okay, I was away but here's my input, regardless [19:29:23] guaaaache: English is way more sloppy than French... it doesn't adhere to its rules as often [19:29:28] NyquilSteve317: um, is it for an episode or merchandise [19:29:42] NyquilSteve317: ok true dat, guaaache [19:29:46] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's for a friend of mine. [19:29:57] NyquilSteve317: oh, well... then there are already the slugs from the show? [19:30:07] guaaaache: i'm pretty glad English is my first language. fuck learning that [19:30:12] NyquilSteve317: i'm with ya on that and the French thing [19:30:18] lovelyXmissXoreo: English is my second language [19:30:27] guaaaache: what is your first? [19:30:31] lovelyXmissXoreo: first is Spanish [19:30:34] NyquilSteve317: oooooooo [19:30:35] guaaaache: awesome [19:30:41] guaaaache: i want to learn Spanish as well [19:30:41] NyquilSteve317: i need to learn that Spanish [19:30:45] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [19:30:48] NyquilSteve317: yo tango zaptoes [19:30:51] guaaaache: and Italian (although it's not quite as useful) [19:30:54] NyquilSteve317: thats pretty much all i know [19:30:58] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL [19:31:02] NyquilSteve317: i don't even speak English well [19:31:09] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's yo tengo zapatos.... [19:31:18] NyquilSteve317: my bad [19:31:18] guaaaache: I know "hola" [19:31:23] NyquilSteve317: arroyo is a dried riverbed [19:31:38] lovelyXmissXoreo: yes it is :3 [19:31:41] guaaaache: voy a explotar? [19:31:45] NyquilSteve317: i'm what people like to call"retarded" [19:32:04] guaaaache: soy stupid [19:32:10] NyquilSteve317: soy beans [19:32:19] guaaaache: soy = i am [19:32:19] NyquilSteve317: soy milk [19:32:20] lovelyXmissXoreo: heheh [19:32:26] NyquilSteve317: soy sauce [19:32:34] guaaaache: the only Spanish i know is what I've learnt from watching Mexican movies [19:32:40] NyquilSteve317: meh yamo [19:32:53] NyquilSteve317: that double L crap freaks me out [19:33:03] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah i never got that double l [19:33:23] NyquilSteve317: yaahhhmo [19:33:30] lovelyXmissXoreo: and the crappy thing about the Spanish alphabet is that it's 28 letter instead of 26 [19:33:48] guaaaache: what's the other 2? [19:34:02] guaaaache: besides the other n? [19:34:03] NyquilSteve317: AH BEH CE JE DE EH EFFA [19:34:11] lovelyXmissXoreo: the double L and an n with ~ on top [19:34:23] guaaaache: ah, ok [19:34:27] guaaaache: i can't remember the shortcut for the n on my computer right now [19:34:51] NyquilSteve317: well, i love Mexican food, so it's all good [19:34:55] guaaaache: ñ [19:35:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: there you go! it's that thing [19:35:13] NyquilSteve317: can i get doce torteeellows [19:35:19] guaaaache: español [19:35:32] lovelyXmissXoreo: :3 yeah! [19:35:36] NyquilSteve317: gespatcho [19:35:46] guaaaache: gaspacho [19:35:47] NyquilSteve317: Harry Morgan! [19:35:50] guaaaache: actually, i have no idea [19:35:54] NyquilSteve317: that shit freaks me out [19:36:03] guaaaache: i think it's going to rain, it just got really dark here [19:36:04] NyquilSteve317: i don't like cold soups [19:36:15] lovelyXmissXoreo: Harry Morgan as in Dexter? [19:36:19] NyquilSteve317: it got dark here an hour ago, now the thugs are gonna come out [19:36:20] guaaaache: i like the french potato and leek soup [19:36:22] NyquilSteve317: noooo [19:36:25] guaaaache: vichynese or something [19:36:29] NyquilSteve317: Harry Morgan the actor [19:36:31] guaaaache: the cold one, i mean [19:36:32] NyquilSteve317: silly Dexter [19:36:41] NyquilSteve317: my keys aren't working well [19:36:49] NyquilSteve317: what the hell [19:37:00] guaaaache: i guess everyone else had lives to tend to instead of come here [19:37:09] NyquilSteve317: i suppose so [19:37:12] NyquilSteve317: oh well [19:37:17] NyquilSteve317: it happens [19:37:19] lovelyXmissXoreo: my computer seems to be sooooo slow for some reason [19:37:21] NyquilSteve317: i was just bored and drinking [19:37:29] NyquilSteve317: and still waiting on my pizza [19:37:34] guaaaache: i should be tending to homework in all honesty [19:37:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: ^ same [19:37:47] NyquilSteve317: meh [19:37:49] NyquilSteve317: lame [19:38:28] NyquilSteve317: you guys are kids, aren't you! [19:38:28] lovelyXmissXoreo: i'm 19. :-\ [19:38:28] guaaaache: instead, i'm talking to strangers on aim, and listening to the Dillinger Escape Plan [19:38:28] guaaaache: i'm 24 [19:38:28] lovelyXmissXoreo: in colleeeeeeeege. [19:38:28] NyquilSteve317: ahh, to be young again! [19:38:29] guaaaache: university [19:38:34] guaaaache: i don't think we have college here [19:38:42] AlenaBrolxFlami: I'm 33... the old one [19:38:49] guaaaache: that's not old [19:38:52] NyquilSteve317: ha! [19:38:54] guaaaache: younger than some of my housemates :-) [19:38:55] NyquilSteve317: stinky is old! [19:39:01] lovelyXmissXoreo: old is like.... 80 [19:39:12] guaaaache: anything over 60 is old [19:39:17] *** AmethystBrackish has joined the chat. [19:39:22] guaaaache: and then that's just numerically [19:39:33] NyquilSteve317: oh well, welcome back [19:39:59] NyquilSteve317: i like horses. but they don't like me [19:40:00] guaaaache: I think I'm going to write a book [19:40:05] NyquilSteve317: that would be fun! [19:40:06] NyquilSteve317: you should! [19:40:08] AmethystBrackish: thankies. Got kicked by the boyfriend so he could look up video game stuff [19:40:17] guaaaache: i'll brainstorm some titles, but I think I'm going to settle for something like "people are cunts" [19:40:26] NyquilSteve317: a gamer boyfriend... you must never see him [19:40:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: hehe!!! i'd buy that [19:40:37] NyquilSteve317: i have that community [19:40:38] lovelyXmissXoreo: i have a gamer bf, too [19:40:42] NyquilSteve317: whatthehell2 [19:40:48] NyquilSteve317: dedicated to people being cunts [19:40:57] NyquilSteve317: where you can rant and rave [19:41:05] NyquilSteve317: about how fucktarded everyone is [19:41:07] guaaaache: i think i would write in there everyday [19:41:11] guaaaache: doesn't seem very active, though [19:41:25] guaaaache: my housemates would be feature characters in my "people are cunts" book [19:41:43] guaaaache: my spellchecker doesn't recognise 'cunt' as a word for some reason [19:41:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: b_p seems like that right place to bitch and moan about things [19:42:10] guaaaache: there is one girl who always bitches about her friends [19:42:20] guaaaache: and doesn't give enough detail, so i have no idea what she's talking about [19:42:31] AmethystBrackish: I see him, everyday actually. if he was playing a 2-player, I would be sitting there playing it with him. Woo for dorks [19:42:55] NyquilSteve317: i just started it a bit ago [19:42:58] guaaaache: i wrote something in whatthehell2 recently, but I don't remember what I said [19:43:00] NyquilSteve317: gonna go have a fag. bbs [19:43:01] lovelyXmissXoreo: oh and i missed the person who got 53 comments for something, and then she posted an entry bitching about it [19:43:05] guaaaache: fuck, its raining [19:43:10] guaaaache: OH YEAH, THAT GIRL [19:43:14] lovelyXmissXoreo: what was that? [19:43:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: i missed the whooole thing [19:43:41] guaaaache: she wrote some entry with a link to her Paypal asking people to donate money to it if they could find it in their hearts, because she's really poor [19:43:48] guaaaache: then she rattled off a few things she needed to pay [19:43:49] AmethystBrackish: was this the chick asking for monies? [19:44:00] guaaaache: like her cable bill, internet bill, her pets' food, etc. [19:44:13] AmethystBrackish: yup [19:44:17] guaaaache: and she gave estimates of how much she would need for each, and she was like "my internet and phone bill is about $500" [19:44:18] lovelyXmissXoreo: just like that. like "HALP IZ POOR GIMME MONIEZ" [19:44:26] lovelyXmissXoreo: D: [19:44:28] lovelyXmissXoreo: WHAT? [19:44:28] guaaaache: "I think I need around $40 for my pets" [19:44:34] guaaaache: and everyone was like "uhhh wtf" [19:44:36] lovelyXmissXoreo: HOW CAN IT BE SO MUCH??? [19:44:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: if anything, it should be reversed... you know, vet bills and stuff.. [19:44:55] guaaaache: and then someone went and looked at her profile, and saw that she just kept talking about being high, and that she was a member of drug communities and shit [19:45:03] lovelyXmissXoreo: oh hale, no [19:45:06] guaaaache: but she didn't mention any essentials like food or rent? [19:45:14] guaaaache: just tv and internet, I mean, you don't NEED those things [19:45:16] AmethystBrackish: yeah, that chick was off her rocker if she thought she was getting monies [19:45:23] guaaaache: you get used to being without them if you can't afford it [19:45:27] guaaaache: it sucks, but i've done it before [19:45:46] AmethystBrackish: I pointed out the rent thing [19:45:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: man, that's so dumb.... i mean, at least some of us post things we sell... [19:45:58] AmethystBrackish: she said she got housing assistance [19:46:06] lovelyXmissXoreo: *facepalm* [19:46:09] guaaaache: anyway, a lot of people tried to give her advice on how she could get money, and told her that she wasn't far enough down to resort to begging yet [19:46:31] guaaaache: and that some people in b_p had been homeless and drug addicts before, and managed to turn their lives around [19:46:39] guaaaache: she got all bitchy and was like YOU DON'T KNOW ME [19:46:45] AmethystBrackish: haha [19:46:52] lovelyXmissXoreo: omg. HOW did i miss this?? [19:46:56] guaaaache: so she deleted it, and then immediately posted again, saying: "I hope you're all happy about making me feel like shit" [19:47:09] lovelyXmissXoreo: she deleted the entry, right? cuz i looked for it and nothing :-\ [19:47:16] AmethystBrackish: That has got to be the best line ever "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" *insert head shaking* [19:47:22] lovelyXmissXoreo: xD [19:47:23] guaaaache: yeah, she deleted it... which is why I don't understand why she posted again [19:47:35] guaaaache: to remind us that it was there [19:47:45] lovelyXmissXoreo: *thinks about the South Park episode where Cartman goes on Maury* [19:48:20] AmethystBrackish: whatever whatever, I do what I want [19:48:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: *head roll goes here* [19:48:32] guaaaache: HAHAHA, i completely forgot about that [19:48:49] lovelyXmissXoreo: xD I love that episode. [19:48:56] guaaaache: I love Cartman [19:49:02] guaaaache: I love when his retarded plans actually work [19:49:16] guaaaache: like when he wanted to humiliate that ginger kid in front of Radiohead [19:49:20] AmethystBrackish: my fave episode is the Scott Tennerman one [19:49:27] AmethystBrackish: omg! [19:49:31] lovelyXmissXoreo: i have a Cartman shirt that says "I love chocolate" ... it's so old. [19:49:46] guaaaache: no one here really seems to watch it anymore [19:49:55] guaaaache: they all think it's taken things too far or some shit [19:49:59] lovelyXmissXoreo: well, my excuse is that i have no cable. [19:50:00] guaaaache: I say that's why it's so much better now [19:50:14] guaaaache: it's on cable here... but I don't have it, either [19:50:16] guaaaache: I watch it online [19:50:16] NyquilSteve317: I was gonna delete that post, but i guess she did it for me [19:50:20] lovelyXmissXoreo: gay fish. [19:50:37] guaaaache: how was your cigarette? [19:50:46] NyquilSteve317: cancerous [19:50:52] guaaaache: what kind was it? [19:51:04] NyquilSteve317: camel light soft pack [19:51:13] lovelyXmissXoreo: OMG LEVI JOHNSTON, GO AWAAAAY [19:51:13] guaaaache: i don't think i've tried that one [19:51:30] guaaaache: what the hell, it is now raining and freezing [19:51:38] NyquilSteve317: a rich Turkish and domestic blend [19:51:44] NyquilSteve317: silly Levi [19:51:48] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's 98 degrees here. [19:51:52] NyquilSteve317: ugh [19:51:55] NyquilSteve317: it was 90 here [19:52:00] guaaaache: that's like boiling point in C [19:52:17] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's going to be 103 on Monday [19:52:24] guaaaache: you're going to die [19:52:29] NyquilSteve317: icky [19:52:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: no, it's been worse in the past [19:52:56] guaaaache: it never gets hotter than 40C here, and usually doesn't quite get there [19:53:03] lovelyXmissXoreo: like.... last year, i think it was like 113 on my birthday. [19:53:06] guaaaache: more like 35 [19:53:13] NyquilSteve317: ick, where the hell are you? [19:53:18] lovelyXmissXoreo: Bakersfield. [19:53:23] lovelyXmissXoreo: in the valley [19:53:28] lovelyXmissXoreo: in California [19:53:29] guaaaache: Korn's home [19:53:30] guaaaache: lol [19:53:46] NyquilSteve317: no wonder they're so pissed [19:53:49] lovelyXmissXoreo: yep! that's like the most famous thing about us [19:53:50] guaaaache: why do I even know that? [19:53:57] NyquilSteve317: i would be pissed too if it were that hot [19:54:01] guaaaache: and why did I admit it [19:54:06] lovelyXmissXoreo: and like some Nascar drivers [19:54:16] guaaaache: it's why John Davis is still ranting about having no friends, even though he's like 40 or something [19:54:21] NyquilSteve317: go fast... turn left [19:54:26] lovelyXmissXoreo: and like... Joey Porter. [19:54:41] lovelyXmissXoreo: at least i think that's his name.. [19:54:55] NyquilSteve317: i might race cars [19:55:16] guaaaache: well... we have the Crocodile Hunter... [19:55:17] guaaaache: haaa [19:55:20] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol! i remember when i was into Criss Angel, he went to John Davis's house [19:55:41] lovelyXmissXoreo: and i was like OH SHIT, HE WAS IN BAKERSFIELD!!!!ONE!! [19:55:42] guaaaache: well, had [19:55:48] guaaaache: lol [19:55:51] NyquilSteve317: tsk, tsk [19:55:52] lovelyXmissXoreo: awww [19:55:58] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL [19:56:00] NyquilSteve317: who knew a stupid stingray would get him in the end? [19:56:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: srsly. [19:56:07] guaaaache: he had the worst accent ever [19:56:15] guaaaache: it probably just wanted him to stop talking [19:56:25] NyquilSteve317: i just remember them interviewing Korn on MTV, and them being whiny bitches about being on the road touring [19:56:48] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol, doesn't surprise me [19:57:00] guaaaache: i remember them saying their Follow the Leader album was so shit because they were on coke the whole time [19:57:04] NyquilSteve317: and i rememberin thinking "shut the fuck up! if it's so hard, let one of the millions of other groups out there do it! cos they would gladly trade you!" [19:57:11] guaaaache: but all their other albums have been worse, so what's the excuse there? [19:57:11] lovelyXmissXoreo: man i wish we had an H&M here. [19:57:26] lovelyXmissXoreo: all we have is Banana Republic and Hot Topic [19:57:37] guaaaache: i don't even know what any of those 3 are [19:57:46] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol, clothing stores [19:57:53] guaaaache: i know that much [19:58:39] lovelyXmissXoreo: and Hot Topic is like emo kid central [19:58:33] guaaaache: overpriced goth type fashion, right? [19:58:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: one (H&M) is super cheap stylish clothes... another (Banana Republic) is a bunch of expensive white shirts [19:58:13] guaaaache: i think we have something like Hot Topic here [19:58:16] guaaaache: but it's called Dangerfield [19:58:46] NyquilSteve317: i base my style on this simple thought: "am i going to look back on this outfit 30 years from now, and say what the fuck was i thinking?!" [19:58:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL [19:59:46] lovelyXmissXoreo: and like pants from Target. [19:59:25] lovelyXmissXoreo: i just wear what i like. which is like some Hot Topic stuff...... *wearing a mad hatter shirt that i bought there for like 25 dollars* [19:59:23] guaaaache: i wear literally any type of clothes [19:59:13] guaaaache: i have no sense of style [20:00:06] NyquilSteve317: rad [20:00:41] lovelyXmissXoreo: Target has some awesome stuff... for cheap. but i wish that they had more variety. :-\ [20:01:00] guaaaache: the Target here doesn't seem to be any cheaper than most other places [20:01:09] guaaaache: lots of things are like $40 [20:01:20] guaaaache: I can go to other stores, and get it for $10-$20 [20:01:26] lovelyXmissXoreo: i got some purple skinny jeans for 10 bucks [20:01:34] guaaaache: cooool [20:01:44] NyquilSteve317: skinny jeans are icky [20:01:51] lovelyXmissXoreo: and some shirts for 8 [20:01:51] guaaaache: on many people, yes [20:01:59] NyquilSteve317: skinny jeans on fat girls are even ickier [20:02:09] guaaaache: there is worse [20:02:12] lovelyXmissXoreo: i have some great legs... lol. but my muffin top kinda kills it. [20:02:21] guaaaache: people here sometimes wear footless tights as pants. it's like, please don't... [20:02:30] lovelyXmissXoreo: i wear those under skirts [20:02:40] guaaaache: that's how they should be worn [20:02:47] lovelyXmissXoreo: i don't like showing too much [20:02:49] AmethystBrackish: O_o [20:02:49] guaaaache: the material is far too thin to be appropriate for... well, anywhere [20:03:08] guaaaache: and I don't want to accidentally see someone's underwear or camel toe at uni [20:03:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: i know!! i hate when i see fatties (as in like big-bootied girls) wearing them as pants [20:03:37] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:03:43] guaaaache: i think it looks bad on everyone. they're not pants! [20:03:46] NyquilSteve317: icky [20:03:52] lovelyXmissXoreo: *shivers* [20:04:01] NyquilSteve317: i have seen some big girls rock some clothing and look hot as hell, but not in skinny pants [20:04:02] guaaaache: it just looks like they left the house and forgot to finish dressing themselves [20:04:27] NyquilSteve317: ha [20:04:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: i mean, i like skirts... but since i'm a little bigger than most, i HAVE to wear the tights, or i wear pants instead. [20:04:53] AmethystBrackish: I really hate big girls who can actually pull off a stylish look, and not look like they were fitted with a tent [20:04:54] guaaaache: yeah, I always wear tights [20:05:09] lovelyXmissXoreo: i just feel SO uncomfortable like the skirt might go up [20:05:12] NyquilSteve317: i also hate the back pocketless jeans [20:05:20] NyquilSteve317: you have to have an unbelieveable ass to pull that off [20:05:21] lovelyXmissXoreo: and then everyone sees my fun parts [20:05:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: i have front pocketless jeans.... i hate them [20:05:38] AmethystBrackish: haha, fun parts [20:05:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol, but they look good on me. [20:05:48] guaaaache: yeah, i've accidentally seen way too many girls arses, that I'm not comfortable enough to wear short skirts myself [20:05:56] AmethystBrackish: Pockets are needed, the more, the better [20:06:24] NyquilSteve317: hellz, yeah [20:06:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah. i have to have my phone in my left front pocket. or i feel weird like i forgot it. [20:06:32] NyquilSteve317: especially when sneaking booze into the movies [20:06:39] guaaaache: and there are always creepy dudes blatantly checking on women on the train [20:06:40] AmethystBrackish: or candy [20:06:52] NyquilSteve317: well, sometimes the women are whores [20:07:06] guaaaache: wow, I'm not the only one who sneaks booze into the movies! I feel like so much less of an alcoholic all of a sudden [20:07:11] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol! that's why i love my laptop bag that looks like a purse for that SAAAME reason [20:07:16] NyquilSteve317: and i'm sorry, but if you don't want me staring at your tits, don't leave them hanging out in my face [20:07:31] guaaaache: well, that's a bit different, I guess [20:07:34] lovelyXmissXoreo: I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT! [20:07:37] NyquilSteve317: guaaache... make no mistake, i'm a horrible alkie [20:07:45] lovelyXmissXoreo: if you don't want people looking at your tits [20:07:52] lovelyXmissXoreo: COVER THEM UP D:< [20:07:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: go to PeopleofWalmart.com ... I can't believe people actually leave the house looking like THAT! [20:08:02] AmethystBrackish: I think my boobies are the only thing I have going for me sometimes [20:08:08] NyquilSteve317: so rock 'em [20:08:15] guaaaache: well, it's not really up to me to avoid being stared at [20:08:19] NyquilSteve317: and be flattered at the guy staring at you and masturbating on the train [20:08:23] guaaaache: OH GOD, THAT WEBSITE IS HILARIOUS AND DISTURBING [20:08:36] AmethystBrackish: well, the masturbating part would be creepy [20:08:43] guaaaache: I've seen that, unfortunately [20:08:49] lovelyXmissXoreo: <3 PEOPLEoFWALMART! [20:08:58] AmethystBrackish: you just add it to the spank bank, and use it for later [20:09:00] guaaaache: it's not the staring that bothers me, just the really prolonged kind [20:09:21] guaaaache: I dunno, I've had some weird experiences on public transport [20:09:25] guaaaache: so I don't trust anyone anymore [20:09:32] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the chat. [20:09:40] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:09:48] *** NyquilSteve317 has joined the chat. [20:09:51] NyquilSteve317: Jesus [20:09:54] NyquilSteve317: got booted again [20:10:06] guaaaache: like some guy who didn't know me who just started talking to me, and wouldn't fuck off [20:10:17] guaaaache: he followed me on to the bus, kept trying to talk, then got off at my stop with me [20:10:20] NyquilSteve317: well, guys are douches [20:10:20] guaaaache: seriously. fuck off [20:10:24] NyquilSteve317: for the most part [20:10:31] NyquilSteve317: a few good ones [20:10:41] NyquilSteve317: but they are usually too shy to talk. or have bent peni or something [20:10:45] lovelyXmissXoreo: and that's when you punched him the face and kicked him in the nads, right? [20:11:09] guaaaache: well, I didn't realise some things at the time, only in retrospect [20:11:16] lovelyXmissXoreo: aww. :-( [20:11:30] guaaaache: at the time, I thought it was coincidence... he was just going to the same suburb as me or something [20:11:42] guaaaache: but I saw him later, and realised he didn't have anything to do there [20:11:56] guaaaache: because he was waiting to go back on another bus after I got rid of him [20:11:59] NyquilSteve317: people forget how easy it is to pulverize your knuckles when you punch someone in the skull [20:12:24] guaaaache: i'm more of a flight, rather than fight, kind of person [20:12:35] NyquilSteve317: as am I, until i'm cornered [20:12:46] guaaaache: I wasn't cornered, I could still get away [20:12:52] NyquilSteve317: then i go apeshit, and wind up in weird places unable to recall how i got there [20:12:56] guaaaache: but like I said, I didn't see the situation for what it was until after [20:13:00] NyquilSteve317: it's gotta suck being a woman for that reason [20:13:08] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah it does. [20:13:18] NyquilSteve317: although, i have known more than one woman who could kick the shit out of me [20:13:29] NyquilSteve317: one did kick my ass just to prove she could [20:13:34] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:13:35] NyquilSteve317: that hurt [20:13:41] NyquilSteve317: a lot [20:13:45] lovelyXmissXoreo: aww [20:13:49] NyquilSteve317: ended with a boot on my neck [20:13:54] guaaaache: lol [20:13:56] lovelyXmissXoreo: *hugs* [20:14:02] NyquilSteve317: so it can be done [20:14:06] guaaaache: this one time, I seriously don't get what the guy was expecting [20:14:17] NyquilSteve317: it must work 1 time out of every 50 [20:14:20] guaaaache: he just started following me down the street asking me questions you would ask someone you know [20:14:30] guaaaache: like "how have you been?" "what have you been up to" [20:14:34] NyquilSteve317: creepy [20:14:46] guaaaache: I was like "um, do we know each other?" [20:14:49] guaaaache: and he said "no, I don't think so" [20:14:53] guaaaache: O_O [20:14:53] NyquilSteve317: wtf [20:14:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL wtf? [20:14:58] NyquilSteve317: that's creepy [20:15:01] NyquilSteve317: it really is [20:15:29] NyquilSteve317: so bust out the pepper spray and go to town [20:15:43] lovelyXmissXoreo: srsly [20:15:44] AlenaBrolxFlami: I hate creeps [20:15:51] NyquilSteve317: to quote the great Gen. George Patton: "when in doubt, attack!" [20:15:52] guaaaache: I think some guys think if they're just nice to a woman, she'll think they're nice... they forget that it's not always appropriate, and the wrong kind of situation will make them seem really scary [20:16:10] NyquilSteve317: men are dumb, and just wanna put their penis in fun things [20:16:16] NyquilSteve317: some are just more sly about it [20:16:26] guaaaache: I love the ones who want to buy me drinks in bars [20:16:31] guaaaache: yeeaah, I'm not that stupid [20:16:38] NyquilSteve317: omg me too! when i'm broke, i will always go to a gay bar [20:16:42] guaaaache: which brings me to another creepy story if you want to hear it [20:16:46] NyquilSteve317: go for it [20:16:48] NyquilSteve317: you're on a roll [20:17:03] NyquilSteve317: know what is creepy! Vincent Price saying "salad dressing" [20:17:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL [20:17:34] lovelyXmissXoreo: salad dressing? [20:17:37] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:17:41] NyquilSteve317: he just said it, and i peed [20:17:45] NyquilSteve317: now i have to clean the couch [20:17:51] guaaaache: this other guy was at a bar, and bought me a drink. when I was halfway through it, he bought me another one, which slightly freaked me out. so I kept drinking the first one. but really slowly. then he bought me a third, for I hid the first two behind the poker machines... then he bought me a 4th [20:18:08] guaaaache: so I thought, ok wtf is happening here. he was really drunk, so didn't even notice that I wasn't drinking them [20:18:11] guaaaache: tactful, indeed [20:18:16] guaaaache: when he went to the bathroom, I ran out [20:18:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: oh wow, you must be really hot. [20:18:34] guaaaache: we kind of knew each other, so it was gross [20:18:54] NyquilSteve317: we have a friend who thinks she is way hotter than she is [20:19:03] guaaaache: no, I think it's because I look really young for my age, so they think I'm naive / they can more easily take advantage of me, etc. [20:19:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: like hawt shiit? [20:19:10] NyquilSteve317: and we went with her and our one friend who people actually think is attractive [20:19:20] NyquilSteve317: to a bar [20:19:30] NyquilSteve317: and all the guys ignored the one that thinks she is hot [20:19:37] NyquilSteve317: it was kinda glorious and sad in a way [20:19:48] lovelyXmissXoreo: aww, poor her [20:19:54] NyquilSteve317: it was kinda amazing [20:19:58] NyquilSteve317: i hate bars, though [20:20:04] guaaaache: haha, I don't think it necessarily has anything to do with being hot. really drunk creeps will target anyone they think they can have a chance with [20:20:04] NyquilSteve317: and the douches that hang at them [20:20:12] guaaaache: yeah, it's pretty shit [20:20:25] guaaaache: I have another story. LOL [20:20:33] lovelyXmissXoreo: i've never been to a bar.... but i've had a drunk guy hit on me. [20:20:35] NyquilSteve317: let's see... i hate people... i dont dance.... i can drink cheaper at home [20:20:43] guaaaache: pubs are better [20:20:50] guaaaache: but I don't go to those, either [20:20:52] NyquilSteve317: we don't have "pubs" [20:20:56] guaaaache: unless there's a band [20:21:09] NyquilSteve317: that was the only time i would be in a bar... was if i was playing [20:21:10] guaaaache: I honestly don't even know what the difference is between the two [20:21:17] guaaaache: I mean, I can't describe it [20:21:20] NyquilSteve317: and getting paid to be there [20:21:23] guaaaache: I just know whether I'm in one or the other [20:21:38] NyquilSteve317: then you shlep on a facade... do your thing, get paid, and get the fuck out [20:22:05] AlenaBrolxFlami: be back - editing [20:23:34] *** flaaffytaffy has joined the chat. [20:23:41] NyquilSteve317: omg, its flaafytaffy [20:23:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: coolest name evar. [20:24:02] NyquilSteve317: i dunno... Ernest Borgnine is hard to beat [20:24:05] flaaffytaffy: whoohoo! finally, i get this thing to work. i am breadsandwiches on boring people [20:24:11] guaaaache: there used to be this unusually cheap bar in the city that my friend and I used to go to a lot for some reason. it was open 24 hrs a day. once we were talking, and this random dude came up and interrupted with "You ladies having a good night?" we paused for a second, then continued talking and ignored him, but he kept talking to us. then my friend cracked and said "You know what, we can't understand a word you're saying because we're actually Chinese." We are both totally Caucasian. He was utterly confused, and stuttered "wh-what... both of you?" [20:24:12] NyquilSteve317: oh, hi [20:24:16] lovelyXmissXoreo: HAI [20:24:21] NyquilSteve317: we're taking about bars, sandwich [20:24:28] NyquilSteve317: brb [20:25:00] lovelyXmissXoreo: LOL! [20:25:06] lovelyXmissXoreo: srsly?? [20:25:13] AmethystBrackish: there's a sandwich? [20:25:22] guaaaache: yeah. I think he was seriously drunk [20:25:27] guaaaache: and thought his attempt would actually work [20:25:39] lovelyXmissXoreo: faaaail [20:25:42] guaaaache: yeah, just come up and interrupt our conversation. that's SO hot [20:25:59] lovelyXmissXoreo: oh yeah, take us to your place now!! xD [20:26:11] guaaaache: that "nice" was so shit [20:26:21] guaaaache: we had a group of 3 guys try the same thing, but together [20:26:29] guaaaache: they just came up "you ladies want us to buy you drinks?" [20:26:33] guaaaache: "um, no it's okay" [20:26:53] guaaaache: so they stood near the entrance of the door for the rest of the night, and kept an eye on us O_O [20:27:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: ew. [20:27:08] guaaaache: one even hung around outside the ladies bathroom when I went there [20:27:11] guaaaache: it was fucked [20:27:23] guaaaache: when they got distracted by some friends, we decided to make a run for it [20:27:24] lovelyXmissXoreo: D: [20:27:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: WHAT! [20:27:28] guaaaache: and they actually called out after us! [20:27:34] lovelyXmissXoreo: EW [20:27:35] guaaaache: "Girls! What are you doing! COME BACK!" [20:27:37] guaaaache: ARGH [20:27:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: RUN AWAY, INDEED! [20:28:14] lovelyXmissXoreo: i've had a guy hit on me at the mall with my boyfriend there [20:28:20] guaaaache: luckily, they didn't follow us outside [20:28:23] *** AmethystBrackish has left the chat. [20:28:24] guaaaache: wtf! [20:28:27] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah [20:28:33] guaaaache: what is wrong with people [20:28:38] lovelyXmissXoreo: at the videogame store. [20:28:43] guaaaache: and then they think we're bitches because we're unresponsive [20:29:29] NyquilSteve317: the wolf wanted to go out, so i let her out [20:29:38] NyquilSteve317: are we talking about men hitting on us still? [20:29:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: he came in and he was like: "hey girl, you're cute, how do you feel about going to the makeup store and getting you something cute?" or something along the lines of that... i guess cuz the makeup store's next to the videogame place [20:30:22] guaaaache: we have endless stories... sorry, Steve [20:30:27] NyquilSteve317: oh, no worries [20:30:32] NyquilSteve317: i have been hit on by many a dude [20:30:39] lovelyXmissXoreo: and i said "no, no...... no." and he kept bugging me, and my boyfriend said "you might wanna leave her alone" [20:30:43] NyquilSteve317: but gay men are much more blunt / polite [20:30:56] guaaaache: once, some guy stopped my sister in the street and said "I just wanted to tell you that you have gorgeous eyes" [20:31:00] guaaaache: "um, okay" [20:31:05] guaaaache: "no, really!" [20:31:06] lovelyXmissXoreo: SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY BF AT WORK! [20:31:09] guaaaache: "um, can you fuck off?" [20:31:20] lovelyXmissXoreo: but they said that about his hair [20:31:26] guaaaache: don't they realise it's creepy? [20:31:28] NyquilSteve317: my best pickup line is "i fucking hate you!" [20:31:32] NyquilSteve317: why don't i have any friends [20:31:47] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:31:58] NyquilSteve317: i've never been on a date [20:32:07] guaaaache: It's even worse when random people come up to you to inform you that you could do something better about your appearance [20:32:14] lovelyXmissXoreo: went on my first one in March [20:32:19] NyquilSteve317: how was it? [20:32:32] NyquilSteve317: ya know, you're cute, but wear a skirt cos your hips look horrible in those pants [20:32:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: it was fun :3 we went to see Alice in Wonderland and got stuck in the bottom of the theater seats [20:32:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: we were 5 minutes late [20:32:55] guaaaache: more like "have you considered straightening your hair, it would look heaps better" [20:33:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol! [20:33:28] NyquilSteve317: another great pickup line: "you're fat" [20:33:39] guaaaache: I have curly hair. some strangers out there think it doesn't look that good. I don't sleep well anymore [20:33:54] lovelyXmissXoreo: i have wavy thick hair [20:34:04] lovelyXmissXoreo: and i'm constantly dyeing it [20:34:12] NyquilSteve317: that will wreak havoc [20:34:34] NyquilSteve317: i had my hair translucent white before, i think it took 10 years off my life [20:34:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah, i stopped dyeing it pink cuz i need a job. [20:34:46] NyquilSteve317: and now i smell colours [20:34:56] lovelyXmissXoreo: O_o [20:34:56] guaaaache: don't suppose anyone remembers me posting on b_p asking people to guess my age? [20:35:11] NyquilSteve317: OH YEAH! I SAID YOU WERE 90 or something like that [20:35:17] guaaaache: 30, i believe [20:35:18] guaaaache: haha [20:35:26] NyquilSteve317: cos i thought it was a grab at attention [20:35:30] NyquilSteve317: and i was feeling grumpy [20:35:40] guaaaache: i was going to do something similar, but more along the lines of guessing my nationality, but it would look camwhorish [20:35:58] guaaaache: HAI GUISES GUESS MY ANCESTRY [20:36:04] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:36:07] guaaaache: HERE'S ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME, LOL [20:36:11] NyquilSteve317: hai! guess my penis size!" [20:36:15] lovelyXmissXoreo: SMALL? [20:36:20] NyquilSteve317: DAMN RIGHT IT IS! [20:36:22] *** flaaffytaffy has left the chat. [20:36:25] guaaaache: we'd need a picture of your feet for reference [20:36:32] lovelyXmissXoreo: or hands [20:36:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: or nose. [20:36:40] lovelyXmissXoreo: or ears [20:36:44] NyquilSteve317: or penis [20:36:51] lovelyXmissXoreo: yes plz [20:36:53] NyquilSteve317: ew [20:36:53] guaaaache: that makes it too easy [20:37:00] NyquilSteve317: yeah true [20:37:11] guaaaache: you have to challenge us at least a little [20:37:32] NyquilSteve317: ugh, i just had the worst burp [20:37:37] NyquilSteve317: sooo gross [20:37:42] guaaaache: did it taste like ass? [20:37:45] NyquilSteve317: it was very acidic [20:37:51] NyquilSteve317: and watery [20:37:52] guaaaache: so it was more like piss [20:37:56] lovelyXmissXoreo: ew! [20:38:05] NyquilSteve317: i thought piss was neutral or slightly alkaline [20:38:11] lovelyXmissXoreo: i can't believe i lost my hairbrush :-( [20:38:14] guaaaache: depends on your diet, i think [20:38:19] NyquilSteve317: i can't believe it's not butter [20:38:25] guaaaache: neither can i [20:38:28] guaaaache: i can't believe it exists [20:38:43] guaaaache: i've never tried it, though [20:38:53] NyquilSteve317: butter is so awesome once you try it after having substitutes for a while [20:39:00] NyquilSteve317: well, it's terrible [20:39:14] guaaaache: i eat non dairy spread... [20:39:18] guaaaache: called nuttlex or something [20:39:20] NyquilSteve317: vegimite! [20:39:23] lovelyXmissXoreo: margeriiine! [20:39:27] NyquilSteve317: oleo [20:39:30] guaaaache: vegemite is yeast extract [20:39:32] NyquilSteve317: icky [20:39:34] NyquilSteve317: oh [20:39:40] NyquilSteve317: well, i'm gonna find some and eat it, dammit! [20:39:43] NyquilSteve317: i cant find it anywhere [20:39:52] guaaaache: yeah, don't get marmite or anything similar because it's not as good [20:39:53] NyquilSteve317: i could go score some coke easier than i could find vegemite [20:39:56] guaaaache: marmite is really oily [20:40:34] guaaaache: I found this website a while ago which is a blog by some woman who is going to try cooking 2 dishes each week that is a recipe from another country [20:40:41] guaaaache: and she'll do it in alphabetical order [20:40:47] guaaaache: the Australian entry was... [20:40:53] guaaaache: fish and chips with marmite [20:40:57] guaaaache: come on! that's fucking ENGLISH [20:41:13] NyquilSteve317: well, i will just go to Outback Steakhouse [20:41:21] NyquilSteve317: you Aussies would flip over and die if you saw one [20:41:38] guaaaache: hahaha, I've heard there are Australian-themed restaurants in the US [20:41:41] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:41:44] NyquilSteve317: it's a joke [20:41:52] guaaaache: yeah, it seems like it would be [20:41:58] guaaaache: it would be funnier if it wasn't a joke [20:42:04] NyquilSteve317: they serve big thick steaks, and all the dishes have "clever" Aussie names [20:42:10] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah... [20:42:10] guaaaache: such as? [20:42:19] NyquilSteve317: shrimp on da barbie [20:42:26] lovelyXmissXoreo: outback steakhouse is the main one [20:42:58] lovelyXmissXoreo: i think it's the only one [20:43:15] lovelyXmissXoreo: the bloomin' onion is kinda gross... [20:43:16] guaaaache: barbecue prawns are pretty nice, I guess [20:43:25] guaaaache: what's bloomin onion? [20:43:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: i had this chicken sandwich... it was pretty good [20:43:50] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's an onion, deep-fried, with spices [20:43:59] guaaaache: a whole onion? [20:44:03] lovelyXmissXoreo: yeah [20:44:08] lovelyXmissXoreo: HUGE onion, too [20:44:14] NyquilSteve317: it has 1000000000 calories in it [20:44:14] guaaaache: that sounds bizarre [20:44:30] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's gross. [20:44:42] NyquilSteve317: Outback Steakhouse Menu [20:44:56] guaaaache: this should be good [20:45:19] guaaaache: you know, I've never been to this "outback" place [20:45:23] guaaaache: I'm not sure where it is [20:45:24] NyquilSteve317: "no rules, just right" was their slogan for a while [20:45:26] guaaaache: NT? [20:45:27] guaaaache: perhaps [20:45:47] NyquilSteve317: probably [20:45:48] NyquilSteve317: i dunno [20:45:54] NyquilSteve317: wherever all the cattlez are [20:46:11] lovelyXmissXoreo: we have one here in the bako. [20:46:19] guaaaache: I have seriously never heard of that onion thing [20:46:29] NyquilSteve317: bloomin onion be insane [20:46:31] guaaaache: Kookaburra Wings! HAHAHA [20:46:36] NyquilSteve317: horseradish sauce [20:46:45] guaaaache: that's Japanese [20:46:54] guaaaache: i think? [20:46:59] NyquilSteve317: wasabi? [20:47:03] NyquilSteve317: it's not wasabi [20:47:07] NyquilSteve317: it's mellower and not green [20:47:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: it's gross.... OH, and that chocolate cake is SOOOOO good [20:47:30] guaaaache: yeah, it's made from a white radish, I think [20:47:59] NyquilSteve317: i love wasabi [20:48:00] NyquilSteve317: on sushi [20:48:03] NyquilSteve317: that's good eatin [20:48:21] NyquilSteve317: unless it's rotten [20:48:23] NyquilSteve317: then it's gross [20:48:29] guaaaache: that was the weirdest fusion menu I have ever seen [20:48:36] NyquilSteve317: it's scary [20:48:49] NyquilSteve317: and they have Fosters everywhere [20:48:53] guaaaache: I like how they just prepare normal food and call it the "Alice Springs something or other" [20:48:56] NyquilSteve317: and like boomerangs and surf boards [20:48:59] lovelyXmissXoreo: yup [20:49:04] NyquilSteve317: and Aboriginal paintings and shit [20:49:16] lovelyXmissXoreo: and it's really dark in there [20:49:18] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:49:19] guaaaache: what's Fosters? [20:49:21] guaaaache: a beer? [20:49:21] NyquilSteve317: very very dark [20:49:24] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:49:27] NyquilSteve317: Australian for beer [20:49:31] NyquilSteve317: or so their commercials said [20:49:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:49:42] guaaaache: I haven't actually heard of it... [20:50:01] guaaaache: but then, I don't drink beer [20:50:03] NyquilSteve317: there is another beer by the same company that is more popular in Australia... i forget what it is though [20:50:10] guaaaache: I only know Old and New [20:50:12] guaaaache: Tooheys? [20:50:16] NyquilSteve317: maybe? [20:50:19] NyquilSteve317: not sure [20:50:29] guaaaache: Tooheys Old is dark ale, New is light [20:50:40] NyquilSteve317: interesting [20:50:54] guaaaache: maybe Fosters is that Tasmanian one [20:50:56] NyquilSteve317: is Miranda Cosgrove Asian-ish? [20:51:03] guaaaache: what? [20:51:11] NyquilSteve317: i can't guess her ethnicity [20:51:25] NyquilSteve317: i think she's like Irish and Italian or something [20:51:29] NyquilSteve317: but she could be sort of Asian [20:51:37] guaaaache: i don't know who that is [20:51:39] NyquilSteve317: she is on TV now, and it's sort of freaking me out [20:51:57] guaaaache: I didn't notice, but some people have gone missing [20:52:04] lovelyXmissXoreo: like? [20:52:10] NyquilSteve317: Miranda Cosgrove! [20:52:13] guaaaache: um, I don't know their names [20:52:21] NyquilSteve317: yeah they dun vanished [20:52:22] guaaaache: it's just that there's only 4 people now [20:52:25] NyquilSteve317: yeah [20:52:42] guaaaache: looks Irish to me [20:52:54] NyquilSteve317: thats what i thought [20:52:58] NyquilSteve317: but i'm not sure [20:53:00] NyquilSteve317: not a big deal [20:53:04] NyquilSteve317: just something i was noticing [20:53:08] guaaaache: there's no way of knowing, really [20:53:11] NyquilSteve317: nope [20:53:17] NyquilSteve317: unless she says [20:53:25] guaaaache: yeah [20:53:32] guaaaache: i meant, just by looking at someone [20:53:40] NyquilSteve317: yeah [20:53:46] NyquilSteve317: it's always hard, it's fun to guess [20:53:55] NyquilSteve317: unless they're a ginger [20:54:01] NyquilSteve317: then you can narrow it down [20:54:10] guaaaache: which is why I was going to make that post on b_p... but I'd need to record my voice too [20:54:22] guaaaache: I don't know how [20:54:24] NyquilSteve317: omg are you an Asian Aussie! [20:54:29] guaaaache: no [20:54:31] NyquilSteve317: damn! [20:54:34] NyquilSteve317: i was gonna die if you were! [20:54:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: black Aussie? [20:54:44] guaaaache: people think I come from Eastern Europe [20:54:58] guaaaache: lol, what's a black Aussie? [20:55:06] NyquilSteve317: hahahaha [20:55:08] guaaaache: you mean like an Aborigine? [20:55:10] lovelyXmissXoreo: as in you're black [20:55:16] lovelyXmissXoreo: lol [20:55:18] lovelyXmissXoreo: xD [20:55:24] guaaaache: i'm white [20:55:37] guaaaache: extremely [20:55:51] lovelyXmissXoreo: hmm.... [20:55:55] lovelyXmissXoreo: German? [20:55:55] guaaaache: the main issue is that people think I have an accent [20:56:18] NyquilSteve317: Filipino [20:56:18] guaaaache: I recently went to a new doctor, and she was asking me general questions [20:56:28] guaaaache: then she said "and how long have you lived in Australia?" [20:57:00] guaaaache: which means I don't sound Australian at all? [20:57:04] guaaaache: sometimes people think I'm American [20:57:18] NyquilSteve317: well, that's a shame [20:57:28] guaaaache: it doesn't make sense [20:57:35] NyquilSteve317: there is Angel [20:57:45] guaaaache: huh? [20:57:48] *** angelcerv21 has joined the chat. [20:57:48] guaaaache: where? [20:57:51] angelcerv21: hi [20:58:00] NyquilSteve317: i thought you might be dead [20:58:09] guaaaache: ohh, hi! [20:58:15] angelcerv21: i just got home a bit ago and then wrote in my LJ [20:58:23] lovelyXmissXoreo: ANGEL! HEY, YOU GUYS, ANGEL'S HERE! [20:58:35] NyquilSteve317: yes [20:58:35] angelcerv21: what's been up? [20:58:46] guaaaache: we were wondering where you are [20:58:49] NyquilSteve317: i thought you killed yourself [20:58:54] lovelyXmissXoreo: *quotes the Spongebob episode with Kevin the Sea Cucumber* [20:58:55] angelcerv21: not yet [20:58:56] guaaaache: we also spent way too long talking about being hit on by creepy guys [20:59:01] NyquilSteve317: and we were talking about douche boys [20:59:01] NyquilSteve317: and Outback Steakhouse [20:59:07] angelcerv21: fucking Mike handed me his gun today [20:59:10] guaaaache: and my weird accent [20:59:13] guaaaache: apparently weird accent [20:59:16] lovelyXmissXoreo: .... wut? [20:59:19] angelcerv21: how is it weird [20:59:29] NyquilSteve317: she sounds American [20:59:32] guaaaache: why? [20:59:33] angelcerv21: yeah, he left for a bit, and left me with his crappy cable and gun [20:59:37] NyquilSteve317: but she is Aussie [20:59:42] guaaaache: or Eastern European [20:59:43] angelcerv21: Aussie accents are hot [20:59:51] NyquilSteve317: hellz yeah [20:59:54] angelcerv21: shit, all accents are hot to me, as long as it's not Hiljack [20:59:58] lovelyXmissXoreo: so are British... and Irish [21:00:04] guaaaache: NO, some of them most certainly are not :-* [21:00:07] lovelyXmissXoreo: OH, and Southern! [21:00:11] NyquilSteve317: i don't like German much [21:00:16] NyquilSteve317: or Middle Eastern [21:00:18] lovelyXmissXoreo: like from Tennessee... [21:00:18] guaaaache: have you HEARD people from Queensland? [21:00:22] NyquilSteve317: yehaw [21:00:30] angelcerv21: ew [21:00:30] guaaaache: it's just... awful [21:00:42] angelcerv21: and yeah, a Middle Eastern accent tends to make my ears burn [21:00:42] guaaaache: I thought it was a joke when I went there... then I realised it's really their accent! [21:00:53] angelcerv21: or Indian [21:00:56] angelcerv21: like from India [21:00:58] AlenaBrolxFlami: hey, ANGEL IS HERE! I MISSED THAT?! [21:01:02] angelcerv21: yep [21:01:10] angelcerv21: i lit my firepole last night [21:01:11] NyquilSteve317: wow, it's like a scene from Rent! [21:01:15] guaaaache: I've lived with both Indians and Middle Easterns... i'm desensitised [21:01:20] NyquilSteve317: ANGEL IS HERE! HE ISN'T DEAD FROM AIDS YET! [21:01:24] angelcerv21: ouch [21:01:26] angelcerv21: hahahah [21:01:38] NyquilSteve317: today for you, tomorrow for me [21:01:44] lovelyXmissXoreo: omg, lol [21:02:08] NyquilSteve317: who do you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar [21:02:09] lovelyXmissXoreo: I'M MAKING MY BF'S FRIEND A LITTLE SISTER PLUSH DOLL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. [21:02:10] angelcerv21: he hands me the gun and says, "in case anything weird happens" [21:02:15] angelcerv21: I asked, "is it loaded?" [21:02:19] angelcerv21: he's like, "of course" [21:02:24] angelcerv21: "no safety, either" [21:02:29] guaaaache: what weird would have happened? [21:02:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: O-O [21:02:37] angelcerv21: i wasn't quite sure what he meant [21:02:55] angelcerv21: but he lives on a weird side of town [21:02:57] angelcerv21: maybe that's why [21:03:03] guaaaache: maybe he's paranoid [21:03:04] angelcerv21: and he was leaving me in his house alone for a bit [21:03:05] lovelyXmissXoreo: OH!! [21:03:13] lovelyXmissXoreo: ANGEL!! your Lady Gaga doll is ready! [21:03:20] angelcerv21: oh, totally sweet [21:03:30] angelcerv21: got your paypal set up? [21:03:37] lovelyXmissXoreo: ^_^ yeah, just thought you should know :3 [21:03:38] angelcerv21: i sold my old laptop [21:03:39] lovelyXmissXoreo: of course! [21:03:52] lovelyXmissXoreo: i set it up like 3 nights ago :-D [21:03:56] NyquilSteve317: ok, i'm gonna watch True Blood ... then sleep... night, all [21:04:01] *** NyquilSteve317 has left the chat. [21:04:01] guaaaache: alright [21:04:02] guaaaache: night [21:04:04] angelcerv21: goodnight [21:04:10] AlenaBrolxFlami: night [21:04:21] lovelyXmissXoreo: night [21:04:29] guaaaache: is it possible to voice chat in here, just out of curiosity? [21:04:32] angelcerv21: i didn't take my meds last night, i was too busy playing with fire [21:04:38] angelcerv21: so i didn't sleep AT ALL [21:04:41] lovelyXmissXoreo: i don't think so. [21:04:44] guaaaache: wow [21:04:47] angelcerv21: annoying [21:05:04] lovelyXmissXoreo: O_o omg, i know how that feels [21:05:13] angelcerv21: i was reading Marilyn Manson's biography [21:05:19] angelcerv21: pretty good so far [21:05:24] guaaaache: which one? [21:05:29] lovelyXmissXoreo: when i came home from Mexico, i didn't sleep for the first night i was home [21:05:51] angelcerv21: i thought he only wrote one? yeah, i thought it would make me sleep, but reading never does that to me [21:06:01] angelcerv21: if anything, it gets me more awake with tired eyes [21:06:03] guaaaache: The Long Hard Road out of Hell or something? [21:06:08] angelcerv21: yeah, that's the one [21:06:13] guaaaache: yeah, I've read that [21:06:22] guaaaache: I like how he constantly mocks the singer of the Smiths [21:06:28] guaaaache: even though I like the Smiths [21:06:50] guaaaache: I saw him last year... he's a bit wack [21:06:52] angelcerv21: hahahahaha, I'm just liking his writing style. And that short story he wrote, All in the Family? Fucking sick and awesome [21:06:56] angelcerv21: i saw him too! [21:06:59] angelcerv21: such a great show [21:07:04] angelcerv21: i was with George, who is now in jail [21:07:05] guaaaache: that story freaked me out! [21:07:09] lovelyXmissXoreo: guh, i hate that my computer is so slow [21:07:18] angelcerv21: do a defrag [21:07:21] lovelyXmissXoreo: it keeps freezing [21:07:21] guaaaache: I ended up seeing him twice because someone pulled out on someone else [21:07:23] angelcerv21: and uninstall unwanted programs [21:07:28] lovelyXmissXoreo: i did. :-( [21:07:37] guaaaache: he sounded like Adam West out of Family Guy when he talked [21:07:40] angelcerv21: you could have it updated with more RAM [21:07:43] guaaaache: he had a temper tantrum the second time I saw him [21:07:49] angelcerv21: when i saw him, he did all his old badass songs [21:07:51] angelcerv21: like Dope Show [21:07:57] angelcerv21: love that one [21:07:57] guaaaache: yeah, same [21:07:57] lovelyXmissXoreo: it keeps saying 0% defragmented. [21:08:04] angelcerv21: like he tailored the show just for us [21:08:14] angelcerv21: because that's how we are in Spokane, we like his older stuff [21:08:27] angelcerv21: it should be totally defragged [21:08:29] guaaaache: someone threw a beer at his head, and he complained about it for around 8 minutes [21:08:36] angelcerv21: a full defrag can take up to a couple hours [21:09:00] angelcerv21: Manson kicked ass, i was so shitfaced that night [21:09:17] lovelyXmissXoreo: do i just do the computer or the system? cuz when i try the system, it just analyzes it, and that's it [21:09:25] angelcerv21: computer [21:09:25] guaaaache: I was the only person there that didn't look emo or goth (for the first show) [21:09:31] guaaaache: people actually glared at me [21:09:42] angelcerv21: weird, I just looked my normal self [21:09:44] angelcerv21: i'm boring [21:09:51] angelcerv21: black pants, a t-shirt, button down shirt [21:09:54] guaaaache: the second night I went, there were lots of "normal" looking people [21:09:58] guaaaache: but it was at a different venue [21:10:07] guaaaache: the first venue is in the known "alternative" kind of suburb [21:10:11] guaaaache: actually... I live there [21:10:30] angelcerv21: yeah, he performed twice in one week here, i wanted to go to both shows, but only went to the first one [21:10:36] angelcerv21: tickets were too much to go to both shows [21:10:53] guaaaache: I didn't pay for the second one. my friend asked because someone pulled out [21:10:57] angelcerv21: can't afford 100 bucks on entertainment in a week, as nice as that would be [21:11:02] angelcerv21: aw, nice [21:11:19] guaaaache: I think the tickets for the first show were around $60 [21:11:22] guaaaache: I don't remember [21:11:31] angelcerv21: it was around 40 here [21:11:49] guaaaache: USD :-(