Monday, August 24, 2009

OFFICE characters, M&M, felines, friendship stats, and honey buckets

Facebook quizzes taken from Jane, Darren, Gretchen, and Julie:

Leslie took the Which M&M are you? quiz and the result is Yellow. You are a really nice person, but sometimes you get sidetracked or distracted. You are kinda like the ditzy blonde of the M&Ms.

Leslie took the quiz "What type of cat are you?" and the result is "PERSIAN CAT." Sassy and extravagant, you know your place in the world: right at the top. Either you are at the center of a conversation or you are the topic, and rightfully so: your fiery tendencies have people talking about you left and right. You are brutally honest, and are unafraid to speak what's on your mind. Not everyone is capable of taking honesty in stride, though, so sometimes you make people upset. In the end, though, they'll thank you and you know it.

According to Friendship Stats, I have 325 friends, 205 more than average. 48% are male, 52% are female. 61 are single, 106 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 11 people, 1 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 23 people. If I died today, an estimated 462 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 91% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$4.5 million, and have 2.3 children over my lifetime.

Leslie completed the quiz "What Office Character Are You?" with the result Phyllis Lapin. You are Phyllis Lapin, a very nice person who does your job the way it should be done. You are sometimes frustrated by your co-workers, but you are kind and optimistic, so you make it through the day.

Leslie took the quiz Are You Right-Brained or Left-Brained in Love? and the result is You Are Left-Brained in Love. When it comes to love, you try to be as rational as possible. Your head doesn't lead you astray. You believe that love should never be blind, and you're not the type to get swept away easily. You are a cool customer when you fall for someone. You are able to look at things directly. You believe that honesty is key to a good relationship. You also try to be dependable and trustworthy.

Leslie completed the quiz "How likely are you to go to jail?" with the result 9%. You might find yourself in jail for a short period of time. You probably just committed a minor offfense, so you'll be out shortly. (My sister would have some explaining to do, so maybe not even the 9% is true, man!)


Poo nugget for Monday, August 24: Honey Bucket - Common in villages in rural Alaska that lack plumbing, these makeshift toilets are constructed by attaching five-gallon buckets to the underside of a wooden seat. These buckets were originally used for storing and transporting honey, thus giving rise to the term "honey bucket." Makes taking a crap sound nice, doesn't it?

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