My grandma doesn't like Hawaiian shirts or belly tattoos on the news!

While we were eating dinner, my grandma turned on the TV. I don't know why, since she can't understand English. She recognized Barack Obama, told me that Tony Parsons and my dad look alike (not really - it's just the glasses), said that the TV weatherman shouldn't wear Hawaiian T-shirts because "he's too old... see his white hair?!", and opined that belly tattoos should NEVER be shown on TV news because they're too disgusting. Hahahaha! Later, she actually made a good try at pronouncing "Harmony" and "Michael Jackson" in English - YAY! "He took too many drugs, and he had children! The news is all about him!" Then she said that Octo-Mom had her babies to get more money... and then said that she ate more than I did at dinner. Sure, whatever you say!


Facebook quizzes taken from Veronica and Kelly:

Leslie completed the quiz "What Character from a John Hughes Movie are you?" with the result Andie Walsh / Claire Standish / Samantha Baker (Pretty In Pink / The Breakfast Club / Sixteen Candles). You are Molly Ringwald from *Insert John Hughes film* ... here:_________________ (eye roll). Misunderstood and full of angst, you are intelligent, talented, and will probably go on to do great things... once you're out of the hell of high school (eye roll). The clothes you design are butt-ugly, but fashionable for the 80s. There's more to you than your reputation. Your family really doesn't understand you. Don't worry, you'll improve (eye roll). You're also a really cute redhead who everyone is obsessed with. Seriously (eye roll), all you want is to graduate this hell of a high school, design the perfect ugly pink dress for the prom, eat some sushi, and screw the baddest boy in school, go to prom, and have someone remember your goddamn birthday. And why the hell is there a really wretched Asian stereotype living in your house named after a duck's dick (eye roll)?

Leslie took the How naughty are you? quiz and the result is 60% Naughty. You know when to control yourself, and you know right from wrong. BUT you have a different side, and when this side comes out, you won't be afraid to try anything!!