Philosophy, HARRY POTTER wands, sexy cartoon females, weakness

Adam wanted me to vote for him so he can get a free Blackberry Curve - sure, no problem if he wants to be in the top 75! We discussed his being FB friends with his brother again... hey, at least they don't hate each other! No need to escape to different areas of the house, which is admittedly more doable if the place is a huge mansion with separate wings in the dwelling!

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Funny repost, courtesy of Mark... HAHAHAHAHA!

Harry Potter and his Wang... err, Wand

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds, they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

Bash

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Facebook quizzes taken from Kaitlin, Jennifer J., Chrissy, Julie S., and Jane:

Leslie completed the quiz "What is your philosophy?" with the result Existentialism. "Be that self which one truly is." - Soren Kierkegaard (1813-1855) Existentialism is the broad philosophical movement postulating that individual human beings create the meaning and essence of their lives as persons. Walter Kaufmann described Existentialism as "The refusal to belong to any school of thought, the repudiation of the adequacy of any body of beliefs whatever, and especially of systems, and a marked dissatisfaction with traditional philosophy as superficial, academic, and remote from life." Human beings are to make their own choices in life and find their own meaning, with or without God. Existential philosophers range from the religious (Kierkegaard) to the anti-religious (Nietzsche).

Leslie completed the quiz "What is Your Harry Potter Wand?" with the result Fir and Unicorn Hair. You have a good and pure heart and love to take care of others and make them happy. You have the gift of healing and will make a natural parent. You may not have a great number of friends, but the ones you have are true and loyal. You have an open mind and a huge heart. You'll most likely be a member of Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. Your will excel in Charms, Potions, and Herbology class. After leaving Hogwarts, you may seek a career as a Healer at St. Mungo's, a writer for the Quibbler, or you might choose to stay at home with your children.

Leslie completed the quiz "What sexy cartoon female are you?" with the result Jessica Rabbit. You are the sultry, sexy songstress Jessica Rabbit. Your flaming red hair and curvaceous body has all eyes on you! You are slightly misunderstood, but you're not a bad girl... you're just drawn that way. You are more than just a beautiful face and an entertainer! You're in love with humor, and any man that can make you laugh will win your love.

Leslie completed the quiz "What's your biggest weakness?" with the result Fear. You are a loyal and faithful person, but your fear keeps you from doing things you really want or need to do. Sometimes you wish you could be a different person... maybe it would be easier! But instead, you need to embrace who you are, and trust that everything around you won't crumble. You think about death often and sometimes it makes you live harder, but other times, it makes you depressed. You've thought about suicide, but you fear that too. You pretend to be happy when you really aren't, and you try to be something for everyone in order to feel loved. But underneath it all, you just want to be loved for who you are. You sometimes fear yourself and who you are, and you don't want to waste a second of your life, but you don't know where to go or where to turn. You have a big heart and you don't want to waste it, but you sometimes wonder what love really is.

Leslie took the Which Ghost Is In Your Basement Or Bedroom? quiz and got the result: Troxert. A groom who is so broken-hearted! He committed suicide because of his loved one, Zeane, his bride (supposedly) who died by car crash. This broken-hearted Troxert is waiting. Until now... he dares to visit houses. But he chose yours. Troxert is waiting for you in the dining area.

Leslie took the What are you ADDICTED to? quiz and got the result: food.