Bruises, blood, Othello and Desdemona, skid marks, LJ notes

Hey, LJ has a Notes feature now! Very nice! :D


Facebook quizzes taken from Jennifer L. and Veronica:

Leslie completed the quiz Which character are you from The Hangover? with the result Phil. You always look good, even in bruises and dried blood. You are a natural teacher, but don't get too close to your students. Your family means more to you than you let on. Your quick-thinking, smooth-talking, handsome-even-while-filthy charm often gets you out of "certain death" situations. Your friends see you as the leader of the pack, and you are devoted to them in a totally manly fashion. You. The Man.

What Should You Nickname Your Boobs? Leslie has found a nickname for her boobs.

Dear LESLIE NG, your sexy boobs number is 38, based on the below formula:

L + E + S + L + I + E + N + G
3 + 5 + 1 + 3 + 9 + 5 + 5 + 7 = 38

Below are your sexy boobs nickname for boobs number 38:

You Should Call Your Boobs "Othello & Desdemona."
Sooo Sexy...

Never underestimate the power of boobs!


Poo nugget for Thursday, July 16: The Streak - The appearance of a racing stripe at the bottom of the toilet is a most unwelcome sight for all would-be poopers, especially guests at a friend's dinner party. While one's first notion is to curse the streak's creator, it must be acknowledged that in a majority of cases, the rightful owner of this chocolate drizzle is oblivious to its existence. This ignorance is attributable solely to the fact that The Streak appears only after completion of the flush. To ensure you don't leave a poo trail that leads to you, always give the post-flush glance to make sure you don't need an encore. Synonyms: Skid Mark, Hershey Highway, Racing Stripe.