Swiss redneck vampires who are angelic devils

Leslie just took the Are You A Vampire Quiz and is Possible Vampire. I am Possible Vampire. You might be a vampire. You have a few traits that are vampire-ish, but you are probably still okay going out in sunlight.

Leslie's just got their Swiss Name. I just got my Swiss Name. It's Ottavia Hauri.

Leslie's just got their Redneck Name. I just got my Redneck Name. It's Sue-Ann Cornhauler.

Leslie just took the Are You An Angel Or A Devil Quiz and is 60 Percent Angel and 40 Percent Devil. I am 60 Percent Angel and 40 Percent Devil. I am mostly angel, but I have a little devil inside me that likes to pop up every once in a while for some fun.


Facebook quizzes taken from Diane, Dave, Gretchen, Adam, Leslie, and Ryan:

Leslie just took the Are You A Bitch Quiz and is Bitcherella. You like nothing more than to slag off your friends to other friends, creating drama and awkwardness! You thrive on it... you love to judge because you're perfect... right? (Nope, I'm not like my ex at all!)

Leslie completed the quiz "Which Disney / Pixar Character are you?" with the result Dory. You are Dory from Finding Nemo. You're a ditzy little fish that we just can't seem to get rid of. The harder we try, the more we become attached. You try so hard to remember things, but let's face it... it's just not in your genes!!

Leslie just took the "Which type do you fall for? (GIRLS ONLY)" quiz and the result is Your type is the ROCKER! Can you handle concerts, groupies, and partying all night? Because if that is the case, your type is a true rocker! You would probably end up with Pete Doherty. Beware of drugs!

Leslie just took the "How do People Feel When You Walk into a Room?" quiz and the result is Like laughing. You're the class clown! You can make anyone laugh!

Leslie just took the "How Caring Are You?" quiz and the result is Totally! You always look out for other people, and rarely think about yourself. :D

Leslie took the how tall are you going to be? quiz and the result is 5 foot 5 inches. Average. (HA. I'd have to grow another six inches for that to be true... I wish!)

Leslie completed the quiz "What is your ideal religion?" with the result Zoroastrianism. You believe that there is One God who is pure wisdom, manifest in the human conscience and available to all who do good deeds, say good things and think good thoughts. There is no need for elaborate ritual. Fire is a symbol of enlightenment. Zoroaster was the thought provoker (not prophet) and his message speaks for all mankind at all times.

Leslie took the What old-school WWF wrestler are you? quiz and the result is "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. DiBiase was a master with the microphone. One of his most memorable events was negotiating the championship belt from Andre the Giant following Andre's defeat of Hulk Hogan for the title in 1988.


Poo nugget for Monday, May 25: Natural Gas - San Francisco is becoming the first U.S. city to turn doggy doo into biofuel. The poo will be collected in special biodegradable bags, and then run through a machine that extracts methane. This highly flammable gas, in turn, is piped in to heat homes and run stoves, giving new meaning to the term "natural gas."