Sweet morbid PORTAL lyrics / Yay for Chinese Eric!

Eric messaged me with some sweet morbid stuff! Well, GlaDOS was controlling his computer, but I still thought it was cool. According to him, they are even freakier if you play Portal because the bleeping thing is talking to you through the whole game. I'll take his word for it! He agrees with me on certain things, which is good. I also had to scream at the screen when someone else said something about tequila, heh.

FINALLY got a chance to catch up with Chinese Eric, who's been out of town for more than a month - man, I missed him! Told him about what happened recently, and even he says to take the time I need - very much needed, for sure. New job offers, moving to a new place, hanging out after Christmas, getting sleepy from medicine, leaving him a message when I want (of course I will!), funerals, and other stuff - so good to catch up! :D

Lyrics to Still Alive (Portal Credits)

Lyrics to Portal credits

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it into pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe black mesa
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive