The Box of Condoms Game

The Box of Condoms Game, from Candy and Mike via Myspace bulletin:

The way you play the Box of Condoms Game: You have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. No repeats.

Deena: A cheese grater
Deena: A gallon of anti-freeze
Minders: Kitty Litter
Megan: Motor Oil
Kat: Turkey Baster. ;)
Becky: Super glue
Wes: Tickle Me Elmo
Myth: Duct Tape
Todd: Thumbtacks
George: A box of Laxatives.
Andy: a watermelon
Jeremiah: latex gloves
Marie: ice pack
Derek: potting soil
Susan: Whipped Cream
Jonna: zucchini
Jayson: Electric Blender
Rodney: Camcorder
Carrie Ann: Polaroid film
Joe: Depends undergarments
Kelly: goggles
Long Shot; Jumper cables
*Metal Mama*: a Black & Decker Power Sander
BigRick - Purina goat chow
Amy (It's About Heritage, Not Hate): A lice removal kit
Amy (FindersKeepers): Cattle Prod (YEAH, I KNOW I CHEATED, BUT I REALLY DO HAVE 2 PROFILES)
WONGOMATSON6: A FIVE-GALLON VAT OF CRISCO
MONGOWATSON7: a Barbie doll
FOO FIGHTER: UFO MAGAZINE, BABY! HAHAHA!
Brenda Roze: An alien blow-up doll.
Big Pimpin' Alien: a shoe horn.
Megan ~ The Bible.
Jennifer ~ If I were a guy, my other item would be a pair of lacy women's panties. If it's me, I'd bring up a colon cleansing kit.
Joey Mechelle ~ a feather duster
Chad ~ a copy of Tiger Beat Magazine
Mama Terri ~ bag of clothespins
FFOP Matty V: anti-yeast medication
Lucian: Shovel
Aidan: Weird Al Yankovic's new album
Mr. Happy: doggie treats
Shane: Jar o' mayo
Sam: a goldfish
Jeeps: a Chick o' Stick and a slab of beef
DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN: MY FRIEND GUY AND MY FRIEND DANNY, OH YEAH
Deanna - Robitussin
Jordan - The Hollywood Issue of Vanity Fair
Stephen - catnip
Trypp - A statuette of Jesus..... or perhaps a large fiberoptic one
Jamie ~ box of tampons
Mike - a large knife
~LoveLEE~ - VCR head cleaner (some of you will understand that, some won't)
IVY - 5 gallon bottle of Wesson oil and a bag of ferret food
Knuckle Booty ~ Heinz ketchup
FLAKA ~ PACK OF HOT DOGS & RUBBER BANDS :)
HATER - HEDGE TRIMMERS AND SHAVING CREAM, HAHA!
Temica - D Batteries
Paul - Pineapple, HAHA!
KALIB - BOX OF TAMPONS
Dylan: Horse Feed - Wilbur's gotta eat, too, ya know!
Rachel - A TARP!!!!!! hahaha. [only some of you will get that]
*Beth* - pregnancy test
Ty - a roll of toilet paper and a gerbil
JAKE B. - Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits and a BOX of wine
Chris - The movie Brokeback Mountain
INDY - A Mother's Day Card
CoaxTheGreat - The Book First Night Sex For Dummies
Tony (Candyman)- BAWLS
Xoebia: Cucumber, and KY. Maybe some cayenne pepper....
Scott: a Barbie doll
Carla: Hot Wheels (think Jackass the movie)
Andy: an "I'm sorry" card and some Band-Aids
Lacy: a staple gun
Shawn: A copy of Teen Beat.
Laura: Vicks Vap-O-Rub
Jeremy: Rubber Cement or Aluminum Foil.
Mark: Cool Whip.
Rachel: Nyquil.
Spencer: Coloring book & Tootsie Roll pop.
Christine: Big ol' tub of potato salad...
Lisa Marie: Ex Lax and firearms.
Doll: rubber gloves ;)
Brian: Flintstones Chew-ables, razor blades, Vaseline.
Michele Anne: Golden Girls, Season One on DVD
Maggie: streamers and confetti
Naomi: Q-tips
Grey: Preparation H and a box of gauze
Dina: tampons and another box of condoms
The Nick: A 4 pack of Play-Doh
Kirsten: a bag of jelly beans, bleach, and a small paring knife.
Vincent!: Corkscrew and diapers.
ToxicShock: Whipped cream, (2)-40 oz. Malt liquor and a bag of
Handsoff: Box of Condoms, Home Pregnancy Test, Vaseline, egg beater, and flavored body spray just says fun weekend to me.
Kristan: One thing, right? What's with the lists, people?! ;) I can't believe no one's said an APPLE PIE!
pragmatic - frozen squid (calamari) rings
Jett - Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit Edition
Marlo - A live lobster from the tank in the seafood section.
Todd - A lightbulb and some burn ointment.
Candy - A whole chicken.
Eric: A nude celebrity cutout.
Leslie: An adult science book describing the ins and outs of pooping / other bodily functions! (hey, it comes from being raised in my family!)