Sarah Rowlett / Congee with Fish / Joke and Survey
I have no idea how that last post got submitted three times... I've now deleted the duplicates. :D
The Canucks have a new coach... guess we'll see what happens!
Hey, I got a Rock Creek Newsweek email newsletter from my Oklahoma buddy Sarah Rowlett! (she has nieces and nephews OLDER than she is, thanks to that phenomenon known as the large family!) We've been online pals for more than five years now, and met through a friend of hers named Corina. She's quite busy, but I appreciate her updates. Thanks to them, I got quite a bit of BootyBase work done this afternoon on anniversaries / birthdays / deceased people / more! :D
My mom came by and gave me some Chinese medication which consists of tiny herbal pills in a very small bottle... there are several bottles to a box. I believe that my body was made to get rid of toxins / lose weight this way... well, not really. But it's good to have that, along with two bowls of congee and fish which I can pop into the microwave... plus a yellow England World Cup 2006 T-shirt which I assume she got in the Caribbean on the cruise. She was complaining to me yesterday that it was hot: well, what do you expect? Of course it's going to be over 90 degrees F, but I do understand that the heat can get to people! (it does to me, at times)
This is a joke via Amy's Myspace bulletin on how (not) to treat a lady... "spoilered" because of sexual content:
Spoiler: HOW TO TREAT A LADY
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say she could be better. This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them... because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you," and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as some chick. Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when she's cold; not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye later." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house, steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.
14. Give her one of your T-shirts and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way, she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday, but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
19. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call, you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you cum before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
Here's a "now / past / today / questions" survey from Amy in a Myspace bulletin:
NOW.
01. is your hair up: no
02. is your phone right beside you: yes
03. do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend: no
04. do you miss someone: sorta
05. are you wearing makeup: no
06. are you wearing chapstick: no
07. are you cold: no
08. are you tired: no
09. are you excited: not really
10. are you watching TV: no
11. are you wearing pajamas: no
PAST
01. recently done anything you regret: yup
02. ever lied: yup
03. ever stuck gum under a desk: nope
04. ever kicked someone: yup
05. ever tripped over your own feet: yup
06. ever thrown up because you cried so hard: nope
TODAY
01. have you cursed: nope
02. have you yelled at someone: nope
03. have you gotten mad at someone: nope
04. have you cried: nope
05. have you called more than 3 people: nope
06. have you IMed more than 3 people: nope
Q&As
Q 01: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A 01: yup
Q 02: where is the last place you went?
A 02: airport
Q 03: who is the last person you called?
A 03 : mom
Q 04: do you look like your mom and dad?
A 04: people say so
Q 05: do you smile often?
A 05: depends on how you define "often"
Q 06: do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A 06: doubt it
Q 07: do you wish on stars?
A 07: nope
Q 08: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A 08: yes
Q 09: when did you last cry?
A 09: last week-ish
Q 10: do you like your handwriting?
A 10: at times
Q 11: are you a friendly person?
A 11: usually
Q 12: whose bed did you sleep in last night?
A 12: my own
Q 13: what color shirt are you wearing?
A 13: orange
Q 14: do you have any pets?
A 14: nope
Q 15: what is the color of your bedsheets?
A 15: purple
Q 16: what were you doing at 9 last night?
A 16: talking to Corey and doing Net stuff
Q 17: I can't wait til..
A 17: my brother gets back so we can hang out!
Q 18: is Tom on your Myspace friends list?
A 18: no
Q 20: look to your right.. what's there?
A 20: the couch
Q 21: do you own a camera phone?
A 21: nope
Q 22: ever cried yourself to sleep?
A 22: yup
Q 23: ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A 23: yup
Q 24: song that makes you cry?
A 24: can't think of one right now
Q 25: are you normally a happy person?
A 25: I suppose
Q 26: has anyone besides your friends and family ever said "I love you" to you
A 26: yes
Q 27: is your self-esteem extremely low?
A 27: at times
Q 28: current music?
A 28: Radiohead and classic rock
The Canucks have a new coach... guess we'll see what happens!
Hey, I got a Rock Creek Newsweek email newsletter from my Oklahoma buddy Sarah Rowlett! (she has nieces and nephews OLDER than she is, thanks to that phenomenon known as the large family!) We've been online pals for more than five years now, and met through a friend of hers named Corina. She's quite busy, but I appreciate her updates. Thanks to them, I got quite a bit of BootyBase work done this afternoon on anniversaries / birthdays / deceased people / more! :D
My mom came by and gave me some Chinese medication which consists of tiny herbal pills in a very small bottle... there are several bottles to a box. I believe that my body was made to get rid of toxins / lose weight this way... well, not really. But it's good to have that, along with two bowls of congee and fish which I can pop into the microwave... plus a yellow England World Cup 2006 T-shirt which I assume she got in the Caribbean on the cruise. She was complaining to me yesterday that it was hot: well, what do you expect? Of course it's going to be over 90 degrees F, but I do understand that the heat can get to people! (it does to me, at times)
This is a joke via Amy's Myspace bulletin on how (not) to treat a lady... "spoilered" because of sexual content:
Spoiler: HOW TO TREAT A LADY
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say she could be better. This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them... because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you," and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as some chick. Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when she's cold; not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye later." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house, steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.
14. Give her one of your T-shirts and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way, she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday, but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
19. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call, you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you cum before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
Here's a "now / past / today / questions" survey from Amy in a Myspace bulletin:
NOW.
01. is your hair up: no
02. is your phone right beside you: yes
03. do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend: no
04. do you miss someone: sorta
05. are you wearing makeup: no
06. are you wearing chapstick: no
07. are you cold: no
08. are you tired: no
09. are you excited: not really
10. are you watching TV: no
11. are you wearing pajamas: no
PAST
01. recently done anything you regret: yup
02. ever lied: yup
03. ever stuck gum under a desk: nope
04. ever kicked someone: yup
05. ever tripped over your own feet: yup
06. ever thrown up because you cried so hard: nope
TODAY
01. have you cursed: nope
02. have you yelled at someone: nope
03. have you gotten mad at someone: nope
04. have you cried: nope
05. have you called more than 3 people: nope
06. have you IMed more than 3 people: nope
Q&As
Q 01: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A 01: yup
Q 02: where is the last place you went?
A 02: airport
Q 03: who is the last person you called?
A 03 : mom
Q 04: do you look like your mom and dad?
A 04: people say so
Q 05: do you smile often?
A 05: depends on how you define "often"
Q 06: do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
A 06: doubt it
Q 07: do you wish on stars?
A 07: nope
Q 08: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
A 08: yes
Q 09: when did you last cry?
A 09: last week-ish
Q 10: do you like your handwriting?
A 10: at times
Q 11: are you a friendly person?
A 11: usually
Q 12: whose bed did you sleep in last night?
A 12: my own
Q 13: what color shirt are you wearing?
A 13: orange
Q 14: do you have any pets?
A 14: nope
Q 15: what is the color of your bedsheets?
A 15: purple
Q 16: what were you doing at 9 last night?
A 16: talking to Corey and doing Net stuff
Q 17: I can't wait til..
A 17: my brother gets back so we can hang out!
Q 18: is Tom on your Myspace friends list?
A 18: no
Q 20: look to your right.. what's there?
A 20: the couch
Q 21: do you own a camera phone?
A 21: nope
Q 22: ever cried yourself to sleep?
A 22: yup
Q 23: ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
A 23: yup
Q 24: song that makes you cry?
A 24: can't think of one right now
Q 25: are you normally a happy person?
A 25: I suppose
Q 26: has anyone besides your friends and family ever said "I love you" to you
A 26: yes
Q 27: is your self-esteem extremely low?
A 27: at times
Q 28: current music?
A 28: Radiohead and classic rock
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