OBLIVION screenshots, music joke, love and relationships, being worth $41, blogquizzes
Note: LJ Harry Potter Life / LJ Pagan Moot / LJ Day in the Life / LJ Pool Party blogquizzes. (by Mich, James, and Georgie)
Corey's playing some PC game called Oblivion: Elder Scrolls IV that also has an X-Box 360 version. Interesting arts and screenshots here..
This is a music joke I found in RandomThought. My brother might like it, so I'm putting it here instead of emailing it to him. (I plan on showing this to him later on if I remember, heh)
So C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open 5th between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."
Eventually C sobers up and realizes he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10yrs of DS without a Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
HAHAHA, I love this one! Wish I could find more like it! :D
Here's a love / relationships survey from the latest posts page:
1. Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single.
2. Are you happy with where you are? I guess.
3. When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? Depends, but generally no.
4. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah.
5. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable? No.
6. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Hell, no.
7. Have you talked about marriage with another person? No.
8. Do you want children? Yes.
9. How many? Maybe 2 or 3.
10. Would you consider adoption? Maybe.
11. If somebody liked you right now, what would be a cool way to let you know? Just tell me straight out without being cheesy.
12. Do you enjoy playing hard to get? No.
13. Be honest... do you play the "game" when you are dating? I hope not.
14. Do you believe in love at first sight exists? Not really. Love is a process.
15. Are you romantic? I thought I was, but now I'm not so sure.
16. Do you believe that you can change someone? I wish! Well, not really.
17. If you could get married anywhere (money not being an object), where would it be? In Paris or Italy!
18. Do you easily give in when you are fighting? I hope not.
19. Do you have feelings for someone right now? Not really.
20. Have you ever wished you could've had someone, but you can't? Yeah, I think it happens to everyone.
21. Have you ever broken a heart? Possibly.
22. Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other? Yes.
23. What would you say about your last ex? He shouldn't have treated me the way he did.
Here's a "what you're worth" survey from Jeremy in a Myspace bulletin:
Add up what you're worth, haha.
had sex -- $5
went past first base -- $4
only went to first base -- $3
smoked -- $5
got drunk -- $5
went skinny dipping -- $3
kissed someone of the opposite sex -- $4
had more than one boyfriend / girlfriend at the same time -- $2
cheated -- $2
fell asleep in class -- $0.50
cheated on a quiz -- $1
been expelled -- $5
been in a fist fight -- $3
done oral -- $5
got oral -- $5
prank called the cops -- $3
stole something -- $2
done drugs -- $5
dyed your hair -- $0.50
done something with someone older -- $3
went out with someone OVER 18 if you're under 18 -- $4
ate a whole thing of Oreos -- $0.50
cried yourself to sleep -- $1
said you love someone, but didn't mean it -- $1
been in love -- $4
got caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing -- $1
went streaking -- $4
got arrested -- $5
made out with someone at the movies -- $2
peed in the pool -- $0.50
played Spin The Bottle -- $1
done something you regret -- $3
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE AMOUNT IN YOUR SUBJECT LINE!
"Caffeine junkie" reminds me of Arthur Johnson. Wonder what he really did think of my picture and such... those were good times in 2002 to 2003, heh.
Corey's playing some PC game called Oblivion: Elder Scrolls IV that also has an X-Box 360 version. Interesting arts and screenshots here..
This is a music joke I found in RandomThought. My brother might like it, so I'm putting it here instead of emailing it to him. (I plan on showing this to him later on if I remember, heh)
So C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open 5th between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."
Eventually C sobers up and realizes he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10yrs of DS without a Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
HAHAHA, I love this one! Wish I could find more like it! :D
Here's a love / relationships survey from the latest posts page:
1. Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single.
2. Are you happy with where you are? I guess.
3. When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? Depends, but generally no.
4. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah.
5. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable? No.
6. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Hell, no.
7. Have you talked about marriage with another person? No.
8. Do you want children? Yes.
9. How many? Maybe 2 or 3.
10. Would you consider adoption? Maybe.
11. If somebody liked you right now, what would be a cool way to let you know? Just tell me straight out without being cheesy.
12. Do you enjoy playing hard to get? No.
13. Be honest... do you play the "game" when you are dating? I hope not.
14. Do you believe in love at first sight exists? Not really. Love is a process.
15. Are you romantic? I thought I was, but now I'm not so sure.
16. Do you believe that you can change someone? I wish! Well, not really.
17. If you could get married anywhere (money not being an object), where would it be? In Paris or Italy!
18. Do you easily give in when you are fighting? I hope not.
19. Do you have feelings for someone right now? Not really.
20. Have you ever wished you could've had someone, but you can't? Yeah, I think it happens to everyone.
21. Have you ever broken a heart? Possibly.
22. Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other? Yes.
23. What would you say about your last ex? He shouldn't have treated me the way he did.
Here's a "what you're worth" survey from Jeremy in a Myspace bulletin:
Add up what you're worth, haha.
had sex -- $5
went past first base -- $4
only went to first base -- $3
smoked -- $5
got drunk -- $5
went skinny dipping -- $3
kissed someone of the opposite sex -- $4
had more than one boyfriend / girlfriend at the same time -- $2
cheated -- $2
fell asleep in class -- $0.50
cheated on a quiz -- $1
been expelled -- $5
been in a fist fight -- $3
done oral -- $5
got oral -- $5
prank called the cops -- $3
stole something -- $2
done drugs -- $5
dyed your hair -- $0.50
done something with someone older -- $3
went out with someone OVER 18 if you're under 18 -- $4
ate a whole thing of Oreos -- $0.50
cried yourself to sleep -- $1
said you love someone, but didn't mean it -- $1
been in love -- $4
got caught doing something that you shouldn't have been doing -- $1
went streaking -- $4
got arrested -- $5
made out with someone at the movies -- $2
peed in the pool -- $0.50
played Spin The Bottle -- $1
done something you regret -- $3
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE AMOUNT IN YOUR SUBJECT LINE!
"Caffeine junkie" reminds me of Arthur Johnson. Wonder what he really did think of my picture and such... those were good times in 2002 to 2003, heh.
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