Weird survey on sex, black cats, and more! / Being 63% Teenager
Here's a weird survey from bbsy:
1. When was the last time you had sex? N/A.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public? .... the normal way, duh!
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Of course!
4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: Quarters for laundry.
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Probably none of them, I think. Heh.
6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Black olives and jalapeno peppers!
7. Do you crack your knuckles? No, not really.
8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? Christmas carols.
9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? No.
10. What are your super powers? Appearing unruffled by storms.
11. Peppermint or Spearmint? Spearmint!
12. Where are your car keys? N/A.
13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Whomever wishes to do this, I guess.
14. What's your most annoying habit? Procrastination / being exact.
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it BE? I'd say Palmer, except I already did that... so let's say Matthew Stewart.
16. What is your best physical feature? I dunno... possibly that I can still fake being healthy. ;)
17. What CD is closest to you right now? Big Sugar, Heated.
18. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Bottled water, margarine, and juice.
19. Black Cat in your path... BAD, or who cares? Who cares?
20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? N/A.
21. What OCD qualities do you have? A few physical mannerisms, making lists of trivial things, etc.
22. What do you do when no one is watching? Relieve itches.
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor / actress would play you? I have NO idea.
24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory, or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep.
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? Nerds. Yes, I know you can still buy them. But I haven't, for quite some time.
26. What is your favorite kids movie? Aladdin.
27. What is in the backseat of your car right now? N/A.
28. What is your favorite all-time sports team? Hard to say... probably the Canucks.
29. What was the last thing you threw up? I don't remember.
30. What is the best picture you have in your possession? I think I have a picture of old friends (David Lee / Gloria Leung / Frances Chan / Eleanor Chan) at church, but I'm not sure where it is.
31. Have you ever had a private maid? Hell, no.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing? Some of the ice cream sitting in my freezer.
33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne? Not crazy about it.
34. What is your favorite line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Never really watched it.
35. Does anyone have any blackmail on you? I don't think so, although you can never be too careful these days.
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman? He's... interesting, let's just put it that way.
37. Have you been to a strip club? Nope.
38. Do you like tan lines? Of course not. Stupid question.
39. What is the last bet you lost? Don't remember.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked? I guess it depends on why they don't like him.
Here's a teenager survey from Amy via Myspace bulletin:
IN MY TEENAGE YEARS, I (HAVE)...
[x] Held hands
[] Lost someone
[] Never got a chance to tell someone something important
[x] Cried my eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 3
[x] Rejected someone
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[x] Got called a slut / whore
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself
[x] Hurt someone
total: 5
[] Got involved in sports
[x] Got called a dork
[] Fell out of love
[x] Went to a funeral
[] Know someone who has tried to commit suicide
total: 2
[] Wrote a love poem
[x] Went through a phase
[] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and / or annoying
total: 2
[x] Drank
[x] Made a mistake
[] Found drugs somewhere
[] Thought you found the one
[] Cheated on your boyfriend / girlfriend
total: 2
[] Found out your boyfriend / girlfriend cheated
[x] Was lied to
[x] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
[] Got pregnant / your girl pregnant
total: 3
[] Gone t.ping / egging
[x] Had a crush
[x] Disliked someone
[] Got in a fist fight
total: 2
[x] Snuck out
[] Spread a rumor
[x] Done something illegal
[] Smoked a cigarette
[] Done a drug
total: 2
Now add it up and multiply by 3... this is how much of a teenager you are.
Put "I'm __% of a teenager" in the subject line. (63%)
1. When was the last time you had sex? N/A.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public? .... the normal way, duh!
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Of course!
4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: Quarters for laundry.
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Probably none of them, I think. Heh.
6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Black olives and jalapeno peppers!
7. Do you crack your knuckles? No, not really.
8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? Christmas carols.
9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? No.
10. What are your super powers? Appearing unruffled by storms.
11. Peppermint or Spearmint? Spearmint!
12. Where are your car keys? N/A.
13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Whomever wishes to do this, I guess.
14. What's your most annoying habit? Procrastination / being exact.
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it BE? I'd say Palmer, except I already did that... so let's say Matthew Stewart.
16. What is your best physical feature? I dunno... possibly that I can still fake being healthy. ;)
17. What CD is closest to you right now? Big Sugar, Heated.
18. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Bottled water, margarine, and juice.
19. Black Cat in your path... BAD, or who cares? Who cares?
20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? N/A.
21. What OCD qualities do you have? A few physical mannerisms, making lists of trivial things, etc.
22. What do you do when no one is watching? Relieve itches.
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor / actress would play you? I have NO idea.
24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory, or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep.
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? Nerds. Yes, I know you can still buy them. But I haven't, for quite some time.
26. What is your favorite kids movie? Aladdin.
27. What is in the backseat of your car right now? N/A.
28. What is your favorite all-time sports team? Hard to say... probably the Canucks.
29. What was the last thing you threw up? I don't remember.
30. What is the best picture you have in your possession? I think I have a picture of old friends (David Lee / Gloria Leung / Frances Chan / Eleanor Chan) at church, but I'm not sure where it is.
31. Have you ever had a private maid? Hell, no.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing? Some of the ice cream sitting in my freezer.
33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne? Not crazy about it.
34. What is your favorite line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Never really watched it.
35. Does anyone have any blackmail on you? I don't think so, although you can never be too careful these days.
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman? He's... interesting, let's just put it that way.
37. Have you been to a strip club? Nope.
38. Do you like tan lines? Of course not. Stupid question.
39. What is the last bet you lost? Don't remember.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked? I guess it depends on why they don't like him.
Here's a teenager survey from Amy via Myspace bulletin:
IN MY TEENAGE YEARS, I (HAVE)...
[x] Held hands
[] Lost someone
[] Never got a chance to tell someone something important
[x] Cried my eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 3
[x] Rejected someone
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[x] Got called a slut / whore
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself
[x] Hurt someone
total: 5
[] Got involved in sports
[x] Got called a dork
[] Fell out of love
[x] Went to a funeral
[] Know someone who has tried to commit suicide
total: 2
[] Wrote a love poem
[x] Went through a phase
[] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and / or annoying
total: 2
[x] Drank
[x] Made a mistake
[] Found drugs somewhere
[] Thought you found the one
[] Cheated on your boyfriend / girlfriend
total: 2
[] Found out your boyfriend / girlfriend cheated
[x] Was lied to
[x] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
[] Got pregnant / your girl pregnant
total: 3
[] Gone t.ping / egging
[x] Had a crush
[x] Disliked someone
[] Got in a fist fight
total: 2
[x] Snuck out
[] Spread a rumor
[x] Done something illegal
[] Smoked a cigarette
[] Done a drug
total: 2
Now add it up and multiply by 3... this is how much of a teenager you are.
Put "I'm __% of a teenager" in the subject line. (63%)
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