Too sunny, Glumbert, Farrah, Corey and OKCupid, hockey, Jewish-American Princess Survey, quizzes

Why did I get up at 8:10 AM when I went to bed at 3 AM?! Right, it's too sunny outside. GRRR.

The essay that I linked yesterday seems to have originated on AlbinoBlackSheep, according to someone online. Corey thinks it originated on Something Awful... *shrug*

A little late, but... Glumbert's Version of Jingle Bells.

Guy pretends to be Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) in the middle of normal settings, such as grocery stores.

Farrah got my birthday card yesterday.... that's good to know! :D

Corey expects me to find six non-creepy guys on OK Cupid by tonight.. I don't know about that. Not that I have extreme doubt that they're on the site, but I dunno... especially with his suggestions to spice up my profile! o_O (no, I'm not posting them here... you don't really need to know!)

Hockey tonight against the San Jose Sharks... we could have won our last game against the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, which we lost 4-2. Sigh... guess we'll see.

Time to figure out what's wrong with my January 2006 Blogger archive after I possibly restart this beast, since it only lists three weeks of posts. Very weird, since I know I cross-posted like usual with NO DRAFTS! (and yes, I reloaded the page... dunno what's happening there!) WTH?! There are ERRORS when I try to publish my January 2006 posts?! There weren't any BEFORE... I know there are some when I publish November 2005 / February 2006 posts, but man! Very annoying and mind-boggling.


Here's the JAP (Jewish-American Princess) survey. I'm the furthest thing from being either Jewish or a princess, but here goes nothing!

JAP (or for the less informed, Jewish-American Princess)

Do you have:

() your own cell phone
() a television in your bedroom
() an MP3 player
() a photo printer
(x) your own phone line
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
() a surround sound system in bedroom
() DVD player in bedroom
() at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
() your own in-house office
() a pool
() a guest house
() a game room
() a queen-size bed or larger
() a stocked bar
() a working dishwasher
() an icemaker
() a working washer and dryer
() more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
() expensive sunglasses
() framed original art
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
() a multi-speed bike
() a gym membership
() large exercise equipment at home
() your own set of golf clubs
() a pool table
() a tennis court
() local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership
() a beach house or a vacation house / cabin
(x) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
() a yard
() a hammock
() a personal trainer
() good credit
() expensive jewelry
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
() more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
() a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
() a horse
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
() private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
(x) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job, but don't need the money OR
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
() regularly pay someone else to drive you in taxis
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
() an only child
() married / partnered to a wealthy person
(x) baffled / surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(x) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
() been to Europe
() been to Hawaii
() been to New York
() eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
() been to the Mall of America
() been on the Eiffel Tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
() attend private school
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

I have a childfree bathroom because I live by myself with NO KIDS! I have my own phone line and the high speed Internet because I pay for it myself. If I'm honest, sometimes I *am* baffled and surprised if I don't get my way... but usually, I'm a bit more realistic than that. ;)

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