Teunis, I hate you :P (even more OK Cupid quizzes.... damn the man, indeed!)

Yes, these quizzes are ALL Teunis' fault. (even if he hasn't taken them, they're still his fault!) I'm not talking to him until I make up my sleep deficit. :P

You scored 12 Billie Joe, 75 Mike, and 25 Tre!

WELL DONE! THE TEST IS COMPLETE! Did you get the highest percentage with Billie Joe, Mike, or Tre? Choose, and read what you are below! Billie Joe: Your family is a very important part of your life. You love attention, but are very level-headed. You have a clear picture of where and what you want to be in life. Mike: You're a very private and quiet person. You're the kind of person your friends run to when they have a problem and need someone to talk to. At the same time, you like to joke about and have fun. Tre: You're the class clown. You love to joke about and grab the attention of others. People have a hard time taking you seriously sometimes. Well, there you go.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Billie Joe You scored higher than 77% on Mike You scored higher than 22% on Tre

Link: The Which Green Day Member Are You Test written by The_Donkey_Fly on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Coincidentally, Green Day's Time of Your Life is playing on the radio now as I type this. Weird! o_O

AVERAGE JOE ROCKER HOPE YOU LIKED THE ROCKER KNOWLEDGE TEST!!! YOU SCORED 12 ON ROCKER KNOWLEDGE

8-13: WELL, YOU DID OKAY, I SUPPOSE, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND LEARN A BIT MORE OR CHEAT.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on knowledge

Link: The Rocker Knowledge Test written by robp666 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Too tired to cheat... :P

The Mixed Bag You are 31% like Monopoly, 39% like Scrabble, 32% like Candyland, and 18% like Trivial Pursuit!

You are a mixed bag of board games!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 82% on Monopoly You scored higher than 87% on Scrabble You scored higher than 34% on Candyland You scored higher than 2% on Trivial Pursuit

Link: The What Board Game are You Test written by D_Avenue on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You scored 55 success!

H. Jackson Brown. Jr. had 21 suggestions for success, His first suggestion: "Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery." Thank you for taking this test.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on success

Link: The Qualities I May Lack Test written by ThorspaZZZ on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Yeah baby! You are 69 % Americana!

Hey, you're pretty good. But not the best, though you may not want to be the best in this case. I mean really, what's so special about having a absurd and offensive vocabulary anyway? You could give a Harlem boy a run for his money if you wanted. Cool beans, huh?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 13% on Americana

Link: The stupid things Americans say Test written by sambev on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Out of 20 images, you rated 40% Amusing, 30% Disturbing, 0% Arousing, and 30% Interesting.

There you have it! With any luck, you don't feel like you just wasted the last 20 minutes of your life. ^_^ Don't forget to leave a rating and / or feedback! Thanks! - Oberon

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 70% on Amusement You scored higher than 78% on Disturbance You scored higher than 0% on Arousal You scored higher than 48% on Interest

Link: The Image Reaction Test written by OberonTheFool on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Corey would be proud of me for taking this one, haha.

Experimental Power You scored 42 psychodelic, 60 experimental, 44 harsh noise, and 47 power electronics!

Let others prance and posture on stage; but your expression is a bit more complex. You think it out, and even though the rest may call you a pretentious and arrogant asshole for taking what you do so seriously, you have gained their begrudging respect. Your art is not an expression of teenaged angst or sexual frustration, but a comment. You shirk away from shock value for the sake of shock value, carefully planning out the experience you engineer for the audience. Noise is more than just an outlet. It is a way of life.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on psychodelic You scored higher than 0% on experimental You scored higher than 50% on harshnoise You scored higher than 50% on powerelectronic

Link: The Noise Music Test written by oksinmantyx on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Here I thought that this was going to be on Merzbow, the Boredoms, or other similar artists, hahaha!

Equal Ezekiel You scored 60 % Orderliness and 54% Labelness!

You scored within a similar range on both counts -- knowing the order of the books as well as their genres or other labels. Not bad! I'm betting you've read the Bible a time or two, or at least have been to Sunday School.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on Orderliness You scored higher than 33% on Labelness

Link: The Order the Books of the Bible Test written by lilas1024 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I AM STUPID LMFAO. YOU GOT 13 CORRECT.

OMFG. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. You missed at least one question, and therefore officially have an IQ less than that of a walrus. A dead walrus. I guess you could take the test again and fix your mistakes just to prove it to yourself [and anyone else who looks at your test page], but in my book you'll always be scum. And another thing. YOU CAN ONLY BUY 1 CRAB SALAD.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on points

Link: The VERY Basic Math Test written by rickfactor on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I never said that math was my strong suit... :P

David Bowie! Our test has determined that you possess 40% Hellbentness, 15% Sanguinity, and 37% Creeps! Well done!

The experts here at the Proto-Goth Icon Study Department at Miskatonic University have determined that your Icon Match (TM) is David Bowie! Commonly known as the "chameleon of pop," David Bowie is constantly predicting trends and adjusting his style and persona, while holding on to his own ideas and creativity. He has had a profound influence on rock music from the 1970s to the present. His "glam rock" phase, from 1969 to 1973, was was responsible for much of the look which flavored both early Goth and New Romantic. His androgynous appearance, love of melodrama and his use of dark themes all contributed to his having a strong influence on many early goth bands. Both Rozz Williams of Christian Death and Peter Murphy of Bauhaus cited David Bowie as being very influential to their own musical pursuits.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 57% on Hellbentness You scored higher than 2% on Glamitude You scored higher than 15% on Sanguinity You scored higher than 65% on Creeps

Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Mixed Bag You scored 0 Nihilist, 30 Hedonist, 44 Utilitarian, and 36 Absolutism!

You don't subscribe to any particular ethical stereotype and your beliefs appear to depend heavily on the circumstances at hand. You may be either carefree, or robustly hypocritical. Check out Spinoza's Ethics to get a general overview of classical ethics, and try retaking the test once you have a better feeling for your own ethical predilections.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Nihilist You scored higher than 85% on Hedonist You scored higher than 23% on Utilitarian You scored higher than 38% on Absolutism

Link: The Ethical Spectrum Test written by muoyo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Slightly Amberite! 32% of an Amberite!

Slightly Amberite! You are mostly normal, but can get slightly paranoid, ambitious or over-adventurous at times - which usually happens only in your head. Overall you are harmonious and peaceful and want to stay so. Therefore you try to stay out of the family struggles. You have no ambitions of your own, or no guts to pursue them, and there's nothing wrong with that: your choice, hun, although your family might consider you strange or not too brainy... But you don't care, do you? Llewella, Flora and Deirdre share this category with you. If you haven't read Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny - well... you might not like them. And then again, you might... who knows.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 6% on amber

Link: The How Amberite Are You Test written by Amberite on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Noncategorial You scored 57% femininity, 39% masculinity, and 35% uncertainty!

Your soul isn't really girly, manly, or anything else! You are unclassifiable! You're probably asexual or nonsexual.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on femininity You scored higher than 10% on masculinity You scored higher than 11% on uncertainty

Link: The What Gender Is Your Soul? Test written by Catdracona on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Slightly sour You scored 18 Sociopathic!

You exhibit some traits of the Anti Social being. Chances are you've suffered some traumas, and rather than face them, you've bottled them up. You are far early on in this stage, and should try to empty out. There is still salvation for you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on Sociopathic

Link: The Anti Social Disorder Test written by DriftwoodCa on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Mmm, sociopaths and true crime / serial killers....

Worthy Knight You have obtained 57/100 chivalry points!

You believe in the ideals of honour and justice, and while you don't always come out squeaky clean from an altercation, you try your best to be a force of good in a corrupted world. When you falter, just don't forget that you're only human; pick yourself up and keep on fighting the good fight!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on chivalry

Link: The Knight-in-Shining-Armour Test written by realeastpaw on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Haha. This reminds me of when Kevin George once said that I was his knight in shining armor, except I was female. :D

Happiness Pie You scored 11 Plato Points.

You got over the hump! Regardless of negative circumstances, you usually manage to maintain a positive attitude... and for this, Plato would regard you as fairly self-actualized. You have a ways to go, but you're almost there. You are content with your self and your surroudings. You find yourself to be wealthy and free, but with an adequete amount of security. I'll bet you had good parents.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on happiness-stars

Link: The Plato's Happiness Test written by Fuckzilla on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test