Saturday, February 04, 2006

"Stop touching my calves!" / Questions 4351-4400 of 5000

Eric and I had to wait for his dad to come to the rescue since he locked his keys inside the car again. While we were doing that, I threw away some more things I wouldn't need / don't use so I wouldn't have to pack it when I move. Eric thought I was on a shopping excursion, haha! Then he fixed my knapsack loops for me, and insisted that my lip balm was crystal meth. Uh, I don't think so! He also inserted TV show references into the conversation, and told me that my mom loved it when Jack Bauer stabbed someone! (apparently, she was like "Yes!" haha)

As soon as we got into the car, the Canucks scored on the Flames in the hockey game! We discussed my week, weird impersonations, "icing" as "gyoza" (Eric's probably right when he says that I have food on the brain!), coupons (must use White Spot coupon for free appetizer by March 5), suudsu, insanity, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, and other things. Once we got to church, we talked very briefly to Jen / Frances / Steph before going to Bible Study... at least my group actually showed up this time! Stella gave me a card to thank me for my thoughtful baby shower gifts, heh. (she did say that she loved practical gifts, too!) Jason Y. thanked me for the birthday card I'd given Karen to hand to him: it HAS been some time since I've seen him, after all. ;)

After Bible Study, we hung around the guys' washroom (I *told* you that the church didn't have any space! :P) and discussed pregnancy and babies. Billy said he'd been in a car accident earlier today, and that Stella WAS moody and hormonal during pregnancy. He also expressed his fervent wishes that the baby wouldn't come while he was writing an exam to be relicensed as a pharmacist, or during the time that his relatives were scheduled to arrive next week. We got Ivan to explain the concept of calculating the due date for us, and figured that the baby had better arrive within the next few days!

Then we discussed Valentine's Day and the expensive roses / food, and wondered whether Karen would care if Ivan got her roses the day after because they were so cheap, haha! The only problem with drying flowers is that you have no time to enjoy them while they're fresh: Karen didn't know that her grandma had hung her engagement bouquet in the garage while she and Ivan went out after church the day he proposed till a few years later when she noticed some familiar-looking flowers! (proposing to your girlfriend during a church service when you're the worship leader = big no-no, kiddies! :P)

Afterwards, I talked to Jason L. and gave him Janette's birthday card: he can give it to his sister later! I also noticed a lot of new photos in the church basement while giving Sheena HER birthday card: nice touch! While Karen Grace, Steph, and Melia were busily dodging each other's calf touches (don't ask :P), I talked to Angus and Christon for a while about being sick and getting some rest. I also called Sam, who can give me a ride tomorrow. The idea of going out to eat was tossed around, but discarded. Eric, Steph, and I were listening to Sportstalk on the way home, trying to figure out whether we won or not... it sounded like we won, and that was confirmed when I heard the score (3-1) on a different radio station when I got home. :D (I also told Steph that I'd bought the curry-flavored chips, as well as the wasabi-flavored chips: good thing they're not durian-flavored, else I'd have to give them to my brother and Jeremy!)

Now Corey's bugging me about last night's adventures: he seems to think they involved buttsex, for some reason. *rolleyes*


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


4351. Courtney Love or Madonna:

musically? Madonna.
personality-wise? Madonna.
looks? Madonna.

4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex? Not at all.

4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world? Lots of things... like maybe a respect for your fellow human beings.

4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs? No.

Did it turn you on?

4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico? Original answer: "Huh?" Aiya, haha. I'd say with.

4356. Is there any similarity between what Eminem is doing and what Manson is doing? Original answer: "Eminem is awesome." That may or may not be, but you have to answer that one with a yes or no! My answer: Not really... they're both out to shock people, but they go about it in different ways.

4357. Who wants to be your dog? No one.

4358. Are you SURE you aren't pretentious (I've been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)? Very sure.

4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas? Yes.

4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you? Yes.

4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex? Original answer: "Umm, horny." HAHAHAHA. I can go with that! ;)

4362. Bowie's outside, can you tell who the murderer is? No.

4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel? No way, dude.

4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet? Probably not all that good for you!

4365. "If it bleeds, I will have sex with it."

How does that make you feel? Angry... and also "EWWWWWWW" to having sex while on your period, if that's what it means! I know I wouldn't want to, despite what the hormones say. ;) (sorry menfolk! :P)

4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is: Too many choices.

The most pathetic shock rocker is: Too many choices.

4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon? Original answer: "Okay." Uh... aren't you supposed to CHOOSE an option?! My vote: Red Dragon.

4368. If Dr. Lecter were to visit you, what would you do? Original answer: "Who?" HAHA, aiya. My answer: "Run and cry like a baby!"

4369. Who is your favorite director of movies? Ed Wood is WEIRD!

4370. What is Kubrick's best film? Original answer: "Who?" Aiya. Me, I can't choose... maybe Clockwork Orange.

4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking: I don't want anybody else. When I think about ___, I touch myself. I'm not filling that out, dude. :P

4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own faults? No.

If you were, you probably wouldn't know the extent of it. What the heck is that supposed to mean?!

4373. Do you like:

King Crimson? Okay, I guess.

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer? Yes.

Taj Mahal? Not really.

Republic? No.

Thursday? No.

4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing? No.

4375. Are you wild and crazy? Sometimes.

4376. Do you party like River Phoenix? No, thank goodness!

4377. What is it that you still are hiding? Nothing!

4378. How attractive is a girl in a suit? I wouldn't know since I'm not attracted to girls.

How attractive is a guy in a dress? Probably not very.

4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl? Probably because guys shouldn't be feminine.

4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy? Because of the patriarchal society that prevailed for MANY years!

4381. What are three things you value? Friends, Compassion, and Trust.

4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way? I can be non-sympathetic when presented with certain situations, I'll destory someone's trust in me, and I've been known to refuse to hang out with friends. (does that count?)

4383. Name three things society in general values? Laws, hard work, and manners.

4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values? Original answer: "Burping / farting." (what she put to the last question: "politeness, following laws... something else") Uh... yeah, sure. o_O My answer: "Corruption, being lazy at work, and getting away with being rude everywhere you go."

4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate? Communication, trust, and a sense of humor.

4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partner? I'm not sure I have one.

4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself? Original answer: "I think Skyler was getting 'em..." This answer isn't about your little friend... it's about YOU! My answer: No, I've never been in THAT sort of situation! o_O

4388. The older generations thought the Beatles were hip. Now they think today's music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now? I don't think I even want to know.... o_O

4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust? Uh, yeah... I am NOT a two-dimensional person! Some other motives I can think of right now are ego, compassion, wanting to help, and love.

4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone, or to kill someone? Kill.

4391. What have you read by James Baldwin? Nothing.

4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting? Original answer: "O.o" HAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time when my sister thought it was PORN! I've never even read that... but since it's only about 230 pages, I might be able to in a long sitting!

4393. Are you a snob? Sometimes.

If yes, in what regards? Original answer: "I guess I just talk back to my parents." Is that REALLY snobbery?! My answer: "Proud language / grammar / vocabulary snob here, yo!"

4394. Fill in the blank: ___ is all there is. Chaos.

4395. Is common sense dead? I'd hope not.

4396. Are you unapproachable? No way!

4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to? Maybe, but at least I'm not like a certain ex-friend of mine who would start conversations with strangers in the mall and such! When I'd tell her to stop that, she'd defend herself by saying that she was being nice to them! This is the same girl who once defined a family emergency as being the death of her hamster, hahahahaha! o_O

4398. Do social interactions energize or drain you (in general)? I used to think they energized me, but lately they've seemed to drain me. Although I guess it depends on the people with whom I'm interacting, and the quality of said interaction...

4399. What's the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters? I've never had one, so forever! haha.

4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain: I wish I could do so... but it wouldn't be my best piece of writing at all.

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