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1. Who are you?
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000-question surveys like this one, what are you doing?
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
6. Where will you be in 5 years?
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
11. Have you ever taken a martial arts class?
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse, or does it just stay the same?
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
15. Which is worse... losing your luggage, or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
16. How is your relationship with your parents? Will you miss them when they are gone?
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape?
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
25. Who have you hugged today?
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working, what would they be?
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do, or how other people make you feel?
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
32. What three things would you want to avoid doing before you die?
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's:
30's:
40's:
50's:
60's:
70's:
80's:
90's:
2000's (so far):
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in, and why?
36. What is your favorite oldie / classic rock song?
37. If you could say any sentence to the President of the USA, what would it be?
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
40. Have you ever been a Girl Scout / Boy Scout?
41. If you were travelling to another continent, would you rather fly or take a boat?
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
43. What does your name mean?
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
45. Word association
What's the first word that comes to mind when you see these words?
air:
meat:
different:
pink:
deserve:
white:
Elvis:
cilantro:
heart:
clash:
pulp:
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous, who would you want it to be?
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous?
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it every day?
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..
fruitgoogle:
ambytime:
asscactus:
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
54. How many TVs are in your house?
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
58. Have you ever been to a psychic / tarot reader?
59. What is your idea of paradise?
60. Do you believe in heaven and if so, what is it like?
61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
64. Are you a patient person?
65. What holiday should exist, but doesn't?
66. What holiday shouldn't exist, but does?
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
69. Is your hair its natural color?
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets, or are you pretty much upfront?
71. What is under your bed right now?
72. If you were in the land of Oz, would you want to live there or go home?
73. If you drive, do you frequently speed?
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
79. If the earth stopped rotating, would we all fly off?
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one, what would you pick?
82. If you had to choose, would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
88. Is there magic even in mundane things?
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class: Dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
91. In Star Trek, people "beam" back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. The only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed, the person is dead. When they are put back together, it's like a clone who has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
92. What insects are you afraid of?
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted of forever and not gain a single ounce from it, what food would it be?
96. What are your parents interested in?
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
How about a wild animal?
98. What is the difference between wishes and plans?
99. Which do you find the most helpful?
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
101. What does happiness / joy feel like physically?
102. List the ten people you love most, starting with the one you love the absolute most.
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
104. If you could have 3 wishes... but none of them could be for yourself... what would you wish for?
105. In what ways do you relax and destress when you are really tense?
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
107. Make up a personality type that only fits you and give a brief description of it.
108.Where does fashion come to life?
109. What do you think of cloning?
110. Do you read more or watch TV more?
111. With all this terrorism going around, are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
112. What is the best punishment you could come up with for Osama if you caught him alive?
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
115. Have you ever won a lottery sweepstakes prize?
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (the "happy little trees" guy), and do you find that calming?
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great-grandparents did for a living?
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
122. Should there be a woman president?
How about a president who is not Christian?
How about a non-white president?
123. Would you rather have an indoor jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
124. What things are you interested in that you study / read up on on your own?
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
127. Would you donate a hundred dollars to a cause to be able to slide into a pool of jello?
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
If yes, what happened?
129. Have you / would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
130. If you could add 70 years to your life, but only by making someone else die 70 years sooner, would you?
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
a: I dust my lemon lies with powder pink and sweet...
b: This girl named Carol follows Darrel every gig we play..
c: I could make a film and make you my star...
132. Are we having fun yet?
133. Would you rather be the president or a rock star? Rock star.
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
137. What's the best animated movie you've ever seen?
136. What do you think the world would be like after a nuclear winter?
137. Are you a leader or a follower?
138. What are the best bands / songs to listen to while driving?
138. If your car is decorated, what does it look like?
139. What (to you) is the most amazing accomplishment that anyone has ever accomplished?
140. What could a guy / girl do to impress you?
141. About how many emails do you get a day?
how many of them are junk mail?
how many forwards?
142. What's your fave thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain killed himself or was it a conspiracy?
144. Would you rather drive across country or fly?
145. What / who would you bring with you on a road trip?
146, What will you dress up as this year for Halloween?
147. At about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married?
148. Do you believe in God?
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
150. What is your quest?
151. What is louder and more annoying... 200 adults talking in a restaurant or one four-year-old screaming?
152. What do you think is up with the Bermuda Triangle?
153. Are you jealous of anyone? Who? Why?
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
155. Have you ever had a moment where you felt everything was all right with the world?
156. What does it mean when a person is deep? Are you deep?
157. What does it mean when a person is spiritual? Are you spiritual?
158. What makes people different from animals?
What makes people different from robots?
159. What does the word "gay" mean to you?
160. Is it just me or are people getting more and more sensitive and touchy?
161. Would you still love and stay with your girlfriend or boyfriend if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?
162. Fate or free will?
163. Are you bored with life?
What could someone who is bored with life do to fix it?
164. Can life change, or are we all stuck in vain?
How can a person bring about change?
165. Are you afraid of change?
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?
167. Can you come up with a good joke to match these punchlines?
A. He didn't want to get snaked.
B. "Thanks, God... I really appreciate it, but there's one more thing... can I have my hat back?"
168. Have you ever worked in retail?
169. What's the coolest job you ever had?
170. What's the difference between slavery and being forced to work because everything is so expensive?
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor / actress?
172. If you had the power to make one person at your school do anything you want them to for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?
173. What star sign are you, and what is your sign like?
174. Were you scared by the Blair Witch Project?
175. If your teacher gave you a map to do that you didn't want to do, would you fold it into a paper hat? Would your teacher be cool with that?
176. Do you believe there is something strange going on with the freemasons?
177. Do you like everything to be in widescreen?
178. Are you a fan of any comic books?
179. Do you collect something?
180. Do you usually smell good?
181. Where does love come from?
182. Where did your parents tell you babies come from when you were little?
183. You're taking a 5,000-question survey. Are you nuts?
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?
185. What's the best date movie?
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle, or back of the movie theater?
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?
188. What's a gutterpunk?
189. Candles or strobe lights?
190. Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun, and make a strawberry lemon pie?
191. What besides money can make you extremely happy?
192. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money, or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?
193. What commercial made you really want to buy something?
194. Have you ever made a snow-something-else... not a man or woman?
195. If someone wanted to understand you, what book should they read that will help them?
196. When was the last time someone called you crazy and why?
197. Are you a space cadet?
198. Are you magically delicious?
199. If you could wish for one object (nothing alive, no money) that was the size of your computer monitor or smaller and it would appear right now, what would it be?
200. What does "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" mean?
201. What is a ninny?
202. What is a hootenanny?
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
204. Which is more important.. intelligence or niceness?
205. Your best friend and your boyfriend / girlfriend are in the hospital at the same time.
206. What kind of person do you really want to be?
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
208. What makes you cry?
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?
210. If you were in alphabet soup, what letter would you be?
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc?
212. What makes you want to be someone's friend?
213. Are you annoying?
214. Are you amazing?
215. How would you like to be a pilot?
216. What's your favorite video game?
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?
218. Did you ever see Black Hawk Down? Did you like it?
219. Do you think your parents read your journal?
220. Hot steamy bubble bath, or quick in-and-out shower?
221. Are you allergic to anything?
222. Don't you just hate stupid people?
223. How can we help people to be less stupid?
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to them again?
225. Would (or have) you ever whip / be whipped by someone in bed?
226. Have you ever said, "I hate everyone!"
227. Where is the tenderness?
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
229. Did it live more than a week?
230. What's the best-sounding accent a person can have?
231. Would you stab a paraplegic in the leg if he gave you a dollar?
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
233. What will the future be like?
234. Are you naive?
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
236. You know how they release different themed Monopoly games? Like Yankees Monopoly, New York Monopoly, 80's Monopoly, etc? Which themed Monopoly would you want to own? You can make one up.. it doesn't have to exist.
237. Would you wear real fur?
238. Arachnophobia or Eight-Legged Freaks?
239. Do you like or loathe cops, and why?
240. Do your pets eat better than you do?
241. Are you a weather weenie?
242. Do you like the band Front 242?
243. Share a nugget of joy with us:
244. What's your middle name?
245. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
246. Are you good, evil, or neutral?
247. Can you speak Ebonics?
248. What color is your bedroom?
What color would you like it to be?
249. Are you moving out soon?
250. What floats?
251. Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson are standing side by side. You have a loaded gun and only one bullet. What do you do?
252. Do you want to follow in your parents' footsteps?
253. What is the coolest website listed on bored.com?
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
255. Which would you most like to compete in: A spelling bee, a read-a-thon, a math meet, a science fair, or a geography bee?
256. How good at using chopsticks are you?
257. If groundhogs retired from Groundhog Day, what animals should take their place?
258. Should students have to wear school uniforms?
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
260. What would be the best name for a new Crayola color?
261. What goes best with peanut butter?
262. If you were president, who would sing at your inauguration?
263. Would you rather ride on a giraffe or an elephant?
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
265. Do you ever feel alone in this world?
266. Who knows more... you or your parents?
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
268. If sex was like eating an apple, how many apples would you eat a day?
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for 1 million dollars?
270. What makes a good present for Valentine's Day?
271. Which is more romantic.. buying flowers and sending them, or bringing over flowers that are hand-picked?
272. Out of all celebrities, who needs a fashion makeover?
273. Is Madonna still beautiful?
274. Do you believe a celebrity when they are endorsing a product?
275. Are movies getting too violent?
276. Does fashion matter?
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
279. Should parents spank their kids?
280. What is your worst daily habit?
281. If you had your choice, which one TV show would you have cancelled?
282. Do you like sweet things or salty things?
283. If you loved someone, how would they know?
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
285. Do you meditate?
286. Is a dream a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep?
287. What is your favorite Disney movie?
288. What are you doing tonight?
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?
290. Is your life like a movie? Which one?
291. Do you love or hate the telephone?
292. What is one thing you can't do?
293. Are you kind-hearted?
294. Are you gentle?
295. Has your best friend ever been your worst enemy?
296. Is everyone the same?
297. Have you found yourself?
298. Are you sleepy?
299. What's a good name for a spider: Truffles, Mr. Fuzzy Ass, Venom, Foofer, Mr. Funny Shoes, or some other moniker?
300. How're you doing so far?
301. List 15 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience, and will try to experience within the next year.
302. Who is in control of your life?
How do you know?
303. What is a freethinker? Do you consider yourself to be one?
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon is made of green cheese, would you believe him?
305. What makes you happy?
306. If you had a moment to spare, what would you do?
307. Do you play in a band?
308. Do you like to paint or draw?
309. Have / would you ever take dance classes?
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
311. Do you love to read? Yup.
312. What are your hobbies?
313. Do you excel in sports?
314. Are you the one people call when they're having problems with their PC?
315. When it comes to English literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
316. Can you take apart a motor, put it back together, and have no extra parts?
317. Are you for or against the death penalty?
318. If there was a God and you could ask him / her one question, what would it be?
319. Is there life on other planets?
320. Have you ever wished that someone would come along and show you things you didn't even dream were real?
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere, where would you put it?
322. Are you one who thinks and expresses freely by rejecting conventions and mainstream standards, and therefore thrives on creativity and appreciates art and beauty?
323. Are you in touch with the earth, nature, and simplicity?
324. Have you ever been camping?
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
327. Are strangers beautiful?
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do? (examples: pain, tiredness, parents, etc.)
329. How can you stop those things from stopping you?
330. Would you rather be a cowboy or an Indian?
331. Would you rather be a pirate or a lost boy?
332. Are you very active?
333. Is it more effective to make claims or boasts?
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
335. Is it really being "in love with someone" if the other person doesn't love you?
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone, or that people just fall in love with whoever they are with at the time?
337. Are you unstoppable unless someone stops you?
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
339. How do you overcome your fears?
340. What are you better at than anyone you know?
341. What is your secret talent?
342. Who loves you?
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
344. What exactly is a fortnight?
345. What could make you scream?
346. Who is your favorite poet?
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
348. What should there be a superhero for?
349. Did you know that some states hang people for the death penalty?
350. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
352. Do you believe in modern love?
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth) is the worst?
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
357. What would you want a season pass to?
358. Would you tell someone you loved them if they didn't say it first?
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
360. What can you talk about for hours?
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
362. Do you believe in magic?
363. Are you a fan of Zelda games?
364. What old movie would you go see if they re-released it in the movie theaters?
365. Are the members of Aerosmith gods?
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
368. Are you a whiner?
369. Is casual sex okay?
370. Doesn't birth control ruin sex?
371. Have you ever worn a household object?
372. Do you live in New York?
373. Are you intelligent without being pretentious?
374. If you ARE pretentious, are you comfortable enough with yourself that you are good-natured when people laugh at you?
375. Do you believe in the phrase "fuck political correctness"?
376. Are you quick-witted?
377. Do you take things too seriously?
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
380. Are you uptight?
381. Are you so not-uptight that you do stupid risky things?
382. Could you hold anyone's interest in a conversation for more than 5 minutes?
383. Are you self-conscious?
384. Do you enjoy everything from clubs to museums to movies to ice skating... as long as you're doing SOMETHING?
385. Do you care about the world without getting weepy?
386. Are you completely stoic?
387. Do you find obnoxious, emotional, open-minded, strong-willed, directionless, artistic, ex-gothic, crazy, blonde girls fun and interesting?
388. Do you require your friends to act the same way all the time, or do you accept their moods and changes?
389. Do you know why the caged bird sings?
390. Are you quick to judge others?
391. What is the worst fault another person can have?
392. Do you have it?
393. Some say love is a river. What do you say love is and why?
394. Do you consider shirts with only one sleeve to be unfinished?
395. Have you ever tanned in a booth (that is so bad for you!!!)?
396. When you have a fight with someone, do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
397. Were you born the way you are, or did you get this way because of your experiences and surroundings?
398. Have you ever had alcohol poisoning?
399. Name some things you like:
400. Name some things you don't like:
401. Is high school really made up of the best years of your life?
402. What is your happiest memory?
403. Do you ever feel out of place in this world?
404. Are you on drugs ever?
405. Do preps, goths, punks, freaks, etc. actually exist... or are these just labels we use to categorize people?
406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
407. Is it good to have pride in your own race, or does that separate people from each other because it makes you think of everyone else as outsiders?
408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
409. Are cats here to take over the planet in disguise?
410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their journal / email?
411. If you had to choose, what one teacher would you be friends with and hang out with after class?
412. Are you boring or really exciting?
413. What's the coolest / bravest / most daring thing you have ever done?
414. Who hates you?
415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat, what would you want?
416. What makes a real man?
415. What is the difference between girl / chick / babe / woman / lady?
416. What kids' TV show is the best?
417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
418. What's the best screen name you ever saw?
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
420. What is the significance of the number 420 and smoking pot?
421. If you could teach a class in anything, what would you teach?
422. If you had kids, how would you treat them differently from the way your parents treat you?
423. Which was coolest.. 60's, 70's, or 80's fashion?
424. What is the worst pick-up line ever used on you?
425. If you could decorate your room any way you wanted, how would you do it?
426. Would you rather have a keyboard or a record player?
427. How easily do you make friends?
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
429. Why does this journal site run so damn slow?
430. Do you care about your weight?
431. What is the most boring thing you could be doing?
432. Are you on a mission?
433. What one thing would you change about your school if you could?
434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
435. Are you artistic and creative?
How do you know?
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
437. What are you obsessed with?
438. What is the worst hairstyle ever?
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
441. Who needs to get over themselves?
442. Does a prenuptial agreement take the romance and trust out of marriage?
443. I'm falling asleep. Are you?
444. What pisses you off?
445. What's wrong with the world?
446. What are you doing to change it?
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
448. If it were legal, would you ever own a human slave (race unimportant)?
449. How can you break out of this holding pattern and enjoy life to the fullest?
450. What is one simple thing that really makes you happy?
451. Do you work out?
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor, or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
453. If you ever have a baby, what might you want to name it?
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between INXS / Poison / Blondie / Moby, which would you choose and why?
455. Are you a good cook?
456. What do guys look for in a girl, or if you are a girl, what do you think they look for?
457. What do girls look for in a guy, or if you are a guy, what do you think they look for?
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable, or loyal and routine?
459. If someone offered you stardom... but they would pick your outfits, and write your songs and write your speeches, and make up "facts" about you (like favorite color, etc.)... would you agree to do it?
460. What's the best way to lose weight?
461. Do you have street smarts?
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
463. Are you a nomad soul? Not really... I just like to stay in one place.
464. Name three things that are unexplainable and try and explain them.
465. Would you ever be on a talk show? If yes, what would the show's theme be?
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
468. Does the taste of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes bring out the tiger in you?
469. Are you a demon?
470. And if you were, would you tell me?
471. What is one interesting thing you know?
472. Do you talk to yourself?
Do you talk to your pets?
473. Do you believe that mankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
474. Are you afraid to get dirty?
475. How does one "live life to the fullest"?
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels, or half a trunk full of dimes?
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
479. Are you in good health?
480. Are you patriotic?
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheelchairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
484. To remove a tattoo, a physician can place a small balloon under the skin which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
489. In Grimm's original fairytale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gun powder instead.
496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
500. There are 86,401 seconds in a day.
Fact or Crap is over.
501. If you could rename yourself, what would your new name be?
502. What is your glam name (your screen name plus your street name)?
503. What makes someone cool vs. not cool?
504. What is your favorite song from the 70's (think the Eagles, Elton John, early punk, early Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, disco, glam, or whatever you want)?
505. Are you uncommonly attractive and vivacious?
506. How could you strengthen yourself?
507. Have you ever lost touch with someone you should call?
508. Deep in thought, do you forgive everyone?
509. What's the difference between old school and new school:
punk?
goth?
hip hop?
In all 3 cases, which is better?
510. What do you have faith in?
511. Are you my friend?
512. What (not who) do you care about?
513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
515. Do you want to change the world? If you don't, who will?
516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
517. Has anyone ever led you on?
518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
521. Where have all the cowboys gone?
522. How often do you get jealous?
523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't?
524. Do you do any soul searching?
525. Do you even have a soul?
526. If you made friends with someone older and slightly insane who took you to clubs and whatnot, would that be fun?
527. Are you a slave to love?
528. Is love the drug?
529. Does anyone understand you?
530. Do you even understand yourself?
531. Are you a mad scientist?
532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
533. What are some ideas that you live by?
534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
535. Are you delicate or tough?
536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
538. What makes someone lame?
539. What words did you and your friends make up, and what do they mean?
540. What do adults do that you will never do?
541. Forever young... do you want to be forever young?
542. Do you really want to live forever?
543. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
544. Do you experience powerful emotions?
545. Who is your favorite artist?
546. What would you like to protest against?
547. What or who do you support?
548. If you got pregnant tomorrow, would you have an abortion?
549. Do you like picking out greeting cards, or would you rather write your own?
550. Are you mysterious?
551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
552. What makes you want to become friends with a person?
553. Why are you so confused?
554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it / them?
555. Don't you just love the new Weezer video with the Muppets (fishing)?
556. What do you need advice about?
557. Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
558. What does love really feel like?
559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
560. What is your least favorite body part?
561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
563. What is your worst trait?
564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
565. What should I watch: King of the Hill, Frasier, or the Twilight Zone?
566. What really inspires you?
Who really inspires you?
567. Have you met your soul mate?
568. Is every day a special occasion?
569. Whose voice would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
570. Would you be more likely to check out Roxy Music, the Magnetic Fields, or Kraftwerk?
571. Does that "if I had a million dollars" song make you want to break your TV?
572. Have you ever lost your religion?
573. Do you want to share a life with someone?
574. Where ARE the wild things?
575. Would you ever adopt a foster child?
576. If I had a party, would you come?
577. Are you anti-social? Why don't you look on everyone new as a potential friend?
576. Want to play tea-party?
577. What impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream? You should try it sometime.
580. Have you ever laid out under the night stars or taken long solitary night walks?
581. Is there more to you than anyone knows? Probably.
582. Can you make tonight the night you break free and start to live?
583. Would you rather watch life on TV, or LIVE it?
584. What keeps you chained down?
585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
586. Do you celebrate yourself?
587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
588. Why is my computer making a crazy sound like it has a heartbeat?
589. Do you know how crazy it's driving me trying to remember what I've asked already and not repeat it?
590. What's your favorite one hit wonder?
591. Do you like emotional or bubble gum songs?
592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
594. What do you do with your friends besides hang out, shop, talk on the phone, go to clubs, go to restaurants, etc.?
595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone?
597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
599. Does Old Navy scare you?
600. What movie sequels do you hate?
601. Do you have a lust for life?
602. How could you get more out of life?
603. Would you want to learn to:
convert to Buddhism?
cure a hangover?
lie persuasively?
604. What character from Saved By The Bell is most like you?
605. More crumpets, Mr. Bear?
606. What's on your calendar for this weekend?
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
609. What is your idea of a great party?
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow, and why?
611. What movie sequels do you like?
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
613. Was that last question on here already?
614. What will you never run out of?
615. Can you make someone love you?
If you could, would you?
616. Are you as sleepy as I am right now?
617. What's the coolest music video ever?
618. Is every day silent and gray like Sunday?
619. Are the Sisters of Mercy really sisters?
620. Do you think it hurts more to be blown off and not called back by a friend, or for a friend to blatantly address a character flaw?
621. Is tonight the night?
622. Kick out the gloom
Kick out the blues
Tear out the pages with all the bad news
Pull down the mirrors and pull down the walls
Tear up the stairs and tear up the floors
Oh, just burn down the house!
Burn down the street!
Turn everything red and the beat is complete
With the sound of your world
Going up in the fire
It's a perfect day to throw back your head
And kiss it all goodbye!
It's a perfect day for dreams come true
For thinking big
And doing anything you want to do
Let's get happy!
Got it?
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
626. What qualities would you most like to have in a friend?
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
628. Are you lonely?
629. What's going on?
630. Have you ever threatened to set a teacher's tie on fire? HAHAHAHA, no.
631. What sense would you lose if you had to give up one of the five?
632. How imaginative are you?
633. Sheryl Crow... deluxe or sucks?
634. If you took this survey, did you tell me so I could read it?
635. Are you tense or laid back?
636. Does your happiness depend on someone else, and if yes... is that good or bad?
637. Did I ask that already?
638. What exactly is a lobstertrician?
639. Are you diplomatic?
640. Does Vanilla Coke suck?
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
642. What is the most important manner to have?
643. Cypress Hill or Insane Clown Posse?
644. Do you ever watch the Spanish channel?
645. Are you a born loser / winner?
646. Are your pets psychic?
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
649. Have you been to a museum this year? What one? Did you like it?
650. What is it about porn? Why don't people just get someone real?
651. Do you think that people should serve in the army, navy, or air force for four years (at least) before they are allowed to vote (to make them take voting more seriously)?
652. If you had to do that to vote, would you?
Would you rather join the army, navy, or air force?
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Why do you think that is?
654. If they do give you weird looks, is it because they think you look so freaky that you scare them? Or is it because they think you look like a poser? (Hint: If the person giving you the weird look is between 25 and 35, they probably think you're a poser because back in the day they did much freakier things)
655. Do you care for stray animals?
656. Do you try to make something of yourself?
What?
657. Are you ambidextrous?
658. What do you say after someone sneezes?
659. If you could go away for two days over Halloween (road trip with friends!), where would you go?
660. Why is my cat meowing?
661. Are you a guy or a girl?
How do you feel about the male-dominated society that we live in?
662. Did you know that we sit in rows in school because boys learn better that way (girls learn better in a circle.. but we don't sit in a circle)?
How does that make you feel?
663. What words offend you?
664. They're just words! Can't you get over it?
665. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them?
A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Garfield Halloween
The Secret of Nimh
The Last Unicorn
Watership Down
As The Wind Blows
Grave of the Fireflies
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Spirit (the horse movie)
The Black Cauldron
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
666. Are you a grouchkateer?
And does this number bother you?
667. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Which ones?
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
669. Which are better, the old Star Wars movies or the new ones?
670. If you scream in outer space, does it make a sound?
671. Aren't one-word answers to survey questions boring?
How are people going to learn about you that way?
672. What would be the perfect gift from your boyfriend / girlfriend or crush?
673. If you could take over someone's body for a day so that you could make them say and do anything and everyone would think it was them, who would it be and what would you make them do?
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, or movie theatre?:
675. What were your kid parties like?
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, or concert?
677. What are / were your 15-16 year old parties like?
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club / pool hall, or college party?
679. If you are 18, what was your party like?
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club / pool hall, college party, bar, or Atlantic City / Las Vegas trip?
681. What's love but a second-hand emotion?
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
683. Why a duck? Why no chicken?
684. What is your favorite smell?
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = haha, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny and offensive):
people falling
rape jokes
sarcastic comments
blonde jokes
dirty jokes
God / religion jokes
long-ass jokes
death jokes
pain / sickness jokes
animals doing cute stuff
bodily functions
knock knock jokes
ethnic jokes
pun on words jokes
ironic situations
685. Give this joke a rating (same as above):
Adam and Eve stood before God as he handed out gifts that they would pass on to men and woman. To men, God gave strength; to women, intelligence; to men, he gave logic; to woman, intuition. This went on as he continued to empty his sack full of gifts until finally God said, "I have only 2 gifts left. One for each of you. The first is the ability to pee standing up. Who wants it?" "Me!" cried Adam!! "Me! Me!" And God said, "Eve, are you okay with this?" Eve was cool as a cucumber. "He can have it," she said. "Okay," said God. "That means the last gift is for you, Eve. Let's see...... all I have left is the ability to have multiple orgasms..."
686. Do you think the above joke is sexist? If yes, is it sexist against men or women? Why?
687. What should someone never say to you / call you if they want to remain on your good side?
688. If you saw Trainspotting, did you want to do drugs afterwards?
If you saw Cruel Intentions, did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
If you saw Fight Club, did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
If you saw The Craft, did you want to become Wiccan / pagan / a magic user afterwards?
If you saw The Vampire Lestat, did you want to be a vampire / goth afterwards?
If you saw SLC Punk, did you want to be punk afterwards?
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
690. What is more natural.. wearing clothes or being naked?
691. Are there certain roles that woman play in society, or can they basically do whatever they want?
692. Are there "rules" in your neighborhood? What are they?
693. What season do you wish it was all year round?
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly, or any other insect?
Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're a girl) or a girl (if you're a guy) who wanted to take you on a date / hang out romantically thing to the park to feed the birds, and look at the turtles and fish in the water?
696. Is rubber ducky the one?
697. Do you use public:
pools?
bathrooms?
showers?
698. When is the world going to end?
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
Did you know that there is a meteor headed towards earth that will impact in 17 years?
700. If you could be famous for inventing one thing, what would it be?
701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
702. Have you ever wished that an angel / demon / alien / spirit / ghost would take you away from all this?
703. Chicken Marsala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan, or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
704. If you were alone in your friend's house / room / apartment, would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
705. What would you really like to do, but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
706. You and your boyfriend / girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer. One day, she / he wants to go to a strip club with his / her friends to hang out. It's guys / girls night out, and you aren't invited. Do you get pissed?
707. Regular cake or ice cream cake?
708. With its rear-facing and infrared cameras, car collision warning sensors, and thumbprint identification pad, Volvo's futuristic Safety Concept car (SCC) is a car George Jetson would love. They are marketing it as the safest car ever.
How much do you think it is worth?
How much would you actually pay for it?
Does it shock you that the price tag is ten million dollars?
709. What feature would you add to the safest car in the world?
710. Does poetry speak to you?
711. What's the best thing about 7-11?
712. When you say _____ is the BEST band... do you mean that they are super talented and actually make better quality music than anyone else, or that their music speaks to you personally?
713. There are ten things you aren't allowed to say in America even though they (we) have free speech. Can you name any of them?
I'll give you a hint: One of the ten things you aren't allowed to say is "I'm going to k i l l the pres."
There are 9 left. Go.
714. We are a pair, one white on the inside, one black on the inside. We make things tasty.. what are we?
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for "what is black and white and red all over"?
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over? Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
717. SxE?
718. It's Daddy's birthday.. what do you get him?
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
720. Are teachers real people with hobbies, interests, friends, and a life?
721. How many of your teachers can / could you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
722. Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
723. Write a question and answer it here.
724. Metal, Rap, or Rap-Metal?
725. Are you going to see Blue Crush (that surfing movie)?
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
727. Do you like truffles?
How about Turkish Delight?
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
730. Would you think a black furry shower curtain is neat?
731. Leopard or plaid?
732. What would you consider ordinary?
733. What is out of the ordinary?
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
736. What does "swallow my cancer" mean, anyway?
737. How do heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
738. Are you more of a drama princess or a tortured soul?
739. If you have 2 close friends and a boyfriend / girlfriend, is that enough?
740. How do you like your eggs?
741. Gin Blossoms..?
742. Would you get angry if you and your girlfriend / boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together, and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
744. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared, leaving you wondering: "Where are they now"?
745. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle, and thrown it into a river / lake / ocean?
If you haven't, would you want to?
If you ever did, what would you write?
746. Did anyone who watches the Powerpuff Girls ever notice that Mojo Jojo's name is actually Mo Jo Jo Jo?
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
749. If you took over the world, what special benefits would your cabinet members and advisors (friends) get?
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
751. Do you panic over tests?
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
753. When Jesus saves souls, does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
754. What resolutions would you make if it were New Year's?
755. Why wait?
756. Is time on your side or against you?
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
758. What's the secret to a good life?
759. Which one of these would you be more likely to listen to if you heard them on the radio? Rancid's Time Bomb, Oingo Boingo's Dead Man's Party, A-ha's The Sun Always Shines on TV, Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, or Collective Soul's Run?
760. That stupid Mini-Me Jaguar is up to $23,999.00. Someone actually bid that much money for it. Aren't people unbelievable?
761. What is the sum of fifteen and twelve?
762. What is the quotient of eight and two?
763. What sentence have you heard lately that would sound pretty odd out of context?
763. Do you need to be famous to be happy?
764. Have emotions lost their usefulness?
765. How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
766. Hey! Does anyone like that movie Labyrinth with David Bowie?
He was in Zoolander too.
767. What do you think is the biggest sign of our times besides computers and cell phones?
768. Def Leppard or Guns n' Roses?
769. Can people who are less than beautiful have a hit song in your opinion?
770. Do you like reggae?
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
773. I don't think I've told you this, but Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life... After reading that, I have tried to stop yawning. Do you yawn?
774. What makes someone "crazy" or "sane"?
775. Who are the most cutting-edge artists / musicians / poets / writers you can think of that just inspire you to step out of your too-tight skin?
776. Did anything significant happen in 1776?
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles, when do you make wishes?
778. Are you self-sufficient?
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
780. How young is too young for s-e-x?
781. Do you wear your heart on your sleeve?
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger or upset?
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
785. What's the silliest vegetable?
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
787. Are you snazzy?
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
789. Jazz, Blues, or Swing?
790. Gold or silver jewelry?
791. Do you want your kids to be just like you?
792. You have to stay in your room for a week alone (meals will be brought to the door). What do you do in there all week?
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
794. Do old people deserve respect?
795. Do you listen when they talk?
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer "yes" to?
798. Is there more to this world than we can see?
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Gandhi or Jesus or Einstein?
800. Are you sarcastic?
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000-question surveys like this one, what are you doing?
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
6. Where will you be in 5 years?
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
11. Have you ever taken a martial arts class?
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse, or does it just stay the same?
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
15. Which is worse... losing your luggage, or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
16. How is your relationship with your parents? Will you miss them when they are gone?
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape?
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
25. Who have you hugged today?
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working, what would they be?
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do, or how other people make you feel?
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
32. What three things would you want to avoid doing before you die?
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's:
30's:
40's:
50's:
60's:
70's:
80's:
90's:
2000's (so far):
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in, and why?
36. What is your favorite oldie / classic rock song?
37. If you could say any sentence to the President of the USA, what would it be?
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
40. Have you ever been a Girl Scout / Boy Scout?
41. If you were travelling to another continent, would you rather fly or take a boat?
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
43. What does your name mean?
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
45. Word association
What's the first word that comes to mind when you see these words?
air:
meat:
different:
pink:
deserve:
white:
Elvis:
cilantro:
heart:
clash:
pulp:
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous, who would you want it to be?
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous?
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it every day?
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..
fruitgoogle:
ambytime:
asscactus:
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
54. How many TVs are in your house?
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
58. Have you ever been to a psychic / tarot reader?
59. What is your idea of paradise?
60. Do you believe in heaven and if so, what is it like?
61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
64. Are you a patient person?
65. What holiday should exist, but doesn't?
66. What holiday shouldn't exist, but does?
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
69. Is your hair its natural color?
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets, or are you pretty much upfront?
71. What is under your bed right now?
72. If you were in the land of Oz, would you want to live there or go home?
73. If you drive, do you frequently speed?
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
79. If the earth stopped rotating, would we all fly off?
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one, what would you pick?
82. If you had to choose, would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
88. Is there magic even in mundane things?
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class: Dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
91. In Star Trek, people "beam" back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. The only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed, the person is dead. When they are put back together, it's like a clone who has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
92. What insects are you afraid of?
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted of forever and not gain a single ounce from it, what food would it be?
96. What are your parents interested in?
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
How about a wild animal?
98. What is the difference between wishes and plans?
99. Which do you find the most helpful?
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
101. What does happiness / joy feel like physically?
102. List the ten people you love most, starting with the one you love the absolute most.
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
104. If you could have 3 wishes... but none of them could be for yourself... what would you wish for?
105. In what ways do you relax and destress when you are really tense?
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
107. Make up a personality type that only fits you and give a brief description of it.
108.Where does fashion come to life?
109. What do you think of cloning?
110. Do you read more or watch TV more?
111. With all this terrorism going around, are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
112. What is the best punishment you could come up with for Osama if you caught him alive?
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
115. Have you ever won a lottery sweepstakes prize?
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (the "happy little trees" guy), and do you find that calming?
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great-grandparents did for a living?
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
122. Should there be a woman president?
How about a president who is not Christian?
How about a non-white president?
123. Would you rather have an indoor jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
124. What things are you interested in that you study / read up on on your own?
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
127. Would you donate a hundred dollars to a cause to be able to slide into a pool of jello?
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
If yes, what happened?
129. Have you / would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
130. If you could add 70 years to your life, but only by making someone else die 70 years sooner, would you?
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
a: I dust my lemon lies with powder pink and sweet...
b: This girl named Carol follows Darrel every gig we play..
c: I could make a film and make you my star...
132. Are we having fun yet?
133. Would you rather be the president or a rock star? Rock star.
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
137. What's the best animated movie you've ever seen?
136. What do you think the world would be like after a nuclear winter?
137. Are you a leader or a follower?
138. What are the best bands / songs to listen to while driving?
138. If your car is decorated, what does it look like?
139. What (to you) is the most amazing accomplishment that anyone has ever accomplished?
140. What could a guy / girl do to impress you?
141. About how many emails do you get a day?
how many of them are junk mail?
how many forwards?
142. What's your fave thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain killed himself or was it a conspiracy?
144. Would you rather drive across country or fly?
145. What / who would you bring with you on a road trip?
146, What will you dress up as this year for Halloween?
147. At about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married?
148. Do you believe in God?
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
150. What is your quest?
151. What is louder and more annoying... 200 adults talking in a restaurant or one four-year-old screaming?
152. What do you think is up with the Bermuda Triangle?
153. Are you jealous of anyone? Who? Why?
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
155. Have you ever had a moment where you felt everything was all right with the world?
156. What does it mean when a person is deep? Are you deep?
157. What does it mean when a person is spiritual? Are you spiritual?
158. What makes people different from animals?
What makes people different from robots?
159. What does the word "gay" mean to you?
160. Is it just me or are people getting more and more sensitive and touchy?
161. Would you still love and stay with your girlfriend or boyfriend if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?
162. Fate or free will?
163. Are you bored with life?
What could someone who is bored with life do to fix it?
164. Can life change, or are we all stuck in vain?
How can a person bring about change?
165. Are you afraid of change?
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?
167. Can you come up with a good joke to match these punchlines?
A. He didn't want to get snaked.
B. "Thanks, God... I really appreciate it, but there's one more thing... can I have my hat back?"
168. Have you ever worked in retail?
169. What's the coolest job you ever had?
170. What's the difference between slavery and being forced to work because everything is so expensive?
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor / actress?
172. If you had the power to make one person at your school do anything you want them to for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?
173. What star sign are you, and what is your sign like?
174. Were you scared by the Blair Witch Project?
175. If your teacher gave you a map to do that you didn't want to do, would you fold it into a paper hat? Would your teacher be cool with that?
176. Do you believe there is something strange going on with the freemasons?
177. Do you like everything to be in widescreen?
178. Are you a fan of any comic books?
179. Do you collect something?
180. Do you usually smell good?
181. Where does love come from?
182. Where did your parents tell you babies come from when you were little?
183. You're taking a 5,000-question survey. Are you nuts?
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?
185. What's the best date movie?
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle, or back of the movie theater?
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?
188. What's a gutterpunk?
189. Candles or strobe lights?
190. Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun, and make a strawberry lemon pie?
191. What besides money can make you extremely happy?
192. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money, or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?
193. What commercial made you really want to buy something?
194. Have you ever made a snow-something-else... not a man or woman?
195. If someone wanted to understand you, what book should they read that will help them?
196. When was the last time someone called you crazy and why?
197. Are you a space cadet?
198. Are you magically delicious?
199. If you could wish for one object (nothing alive, no money) that was the size of your computer monitor or smaller and it would appear right now, what would it be?
200. What does "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" mean?
201. What is a ninny?
202. What is a hootenanny?
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
204. Which is more important.. intelligence or niceness?
205. Your best friend and your boyfriend / girlfriend are in the hospital at the same time.
206. What kind of person do you really want to be?
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
208. What makes you cry?
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?
210. If you were in alphabet soup, what letter would you be?
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc?
212. What makes you want to be someone's friend?
213. Are you annoying?
214. Are you amazing?
215. How would you like to be a pilot?
216. What's your favorite video game?
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?
218. Did you ever see Black Hawk Down? Did you like it?
219. Do you think your parents read your journal?
220. Hot steamy bubble bath, or quick in-and-out shower?
221. Are you allergic to anything?
222. Don't you just hate stupid people?
223. How can we help people to be less stupid?
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to them again?
225. Would (or have) you ever whip / be whipped by someone in bed?
226. Have you ever said, "I hate everyone!"
227. Where is the tenderness?
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?
229. Did it live more than a week?
230. What's the best-sounding accent a person can have?
231. Would you stab a paraplegic in the leg if he gave you a dollar?
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
233. What will the future be like?
234. Are you naive?
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
236. You know how they release different themed Monopoly games? Like Yankees Monopoly, New York Monopoly, 80's Monopoly, etc? Which themed Monopoly would you want to own? You can make one up.. it doesn't have to exist.
237. Would you wear real fur?
238. Arachnophobia or Eight-Legged Freaks?
239. Do you like or loathe cops, and why?
240. Do your pets eat better than you do?
241. Are you a weather weenie?
242. Do you like the band Front 242?
243. Share a nugget of joy with us:
244. What's your middle name?
245. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
246. Are you good, evil, or neutral?
247. Can you speak Ebonics?
248. What color is your bedroom?
What color would you like it to be?
249. Are you moving out soon?
250. What floats?
251. Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson are standing side by side. You have a loaded gun and only one bullet. What do you do?
252. Do you want to follow in your parents' footsteps?
253. What is the coolest website listed on bored.com?
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
255. Which would you most like to compete in: A spelling bee, a read-a-thon, a math meet, a science fair, or a geography bee?
256. How good at using chopsticks are you?
257. If groundhogs retired from Groundhog Day, what animals should take their place?
258. Should students have to wear school uniforms?
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
260. What would be the best name for a new Crayola color?
261. What goes best with peanut butter?
262. If you were president, who would sing at your inauguration?
263. Would you rather ride on a giraffe or an elephant?
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
265. Do you ever feel alone in this world?
266. Who knows more... you or your parents?
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
268. If sex was like eating an apple, how many apples would you eat a day?
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for 1 million dollars?
270. What makes a good present for Valentine's Day?
271. Which is more romantic.. buying flowers and sending them, or bringing over flowers that are hand-picked?
272. Out of all celebrities, who needs a fashion makeover?
273. Is Madonna still beautiful?
274. Do you believe a celebrity when they are endorsing a product?
275. Are movies getting too violent?
276. Does fashion matter?
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
278. What do you get in trouble for the most?
279. Should parents spank their kids?
280. What is your worst daily habit?
281. If you had your choice, which one TV show would you have cancelled?
282. Do you like sweet things or salty things?
283. If you loved someone, how would they know?
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?
285. Do you meditate?
286. Is a dream a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep?
287. What is your favorite Disney movie?
288. What are you doing tonight?
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?
290. Is your life like a movie? Which one?
291. Do you love or hate the telephone?
292. What is one thing you can't do?
293. Are you kind-hearted?
294. Are you gentle?
295. Has your best friend ever been your worst enemy?
296. Is everyone the same?
297. Have you found yourself?
298. Are you sleepy?
299. What's a good name for a spider: Truffles, Mr. Fuzzy Ass, Venom, Foofer, Mr. Funny Shoes, or some other moniker?
300. How're you doing so far?
301. List 15 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience, and will try to experience within the next year.
302. Who is in control of your life?
How do you know?
303. What is a freethinker? Do you consider yourself to be one?
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon is made of green cheese, would you believe him?
305. What makes you happy?
306. If you had a moment to spare, what would you do?
307. Do you play in a band?
308. Do you like to paint or draw?
309. Have / would you ever take dance classes?
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
311. Do you love to read? Yup.
312. What are your hobbies?
313. Do you excel in sports?
314. Are you the one people call when they're having problems with their PC?
315. When it comes to English literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
316. Can you take apart a motor, put it back together, and have no extra parts?
317. Are you for or against the death penalty?
318. If there was a God and you could ask him / her one question, what would it be?
319. Is there life on other planets?
320. Have you ever wished that someone would come along and show you things you didn't even dream were real?
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere, where would you put it?
322. Are you one who thinks and expresses freely by rejecting conventions and mainstream standards, and therefore thrives on creativity and appreciates art and beauty?
323. Are you in touch with the earth, nature, and simplicity?
324. Have you ever been camping?
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
327. Are strangers beautiful?
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do? (examples: pain, tiredness, parents, etc.)
329. How can you stop those things from stopping you?
330. Would you rather be a cowboy or an Indian?
331. Would you rather be a pirate or a lost boy?
332. Are you very active?
333. Is it more effective to make claims or boasts?
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
335. Is it really being "in love with someone" if the other person doesn't love you?
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone, or that people just fall in love with whoever they are with at the time?
337. Are you unstoppable unless someone stops you?
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
339. How do you overcome your fears?
340. What are you better at than anyone you know?
341. What is your secret talent?
342. Who loves you?
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
344. What exactly is a fortnight?
345. What could make you scream?
346. Who is your favorite poet?
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
348. What should there be a superhero for?
349. Did you know that some states hang people for the death penalty?
350. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
352. Do you believe in modern love?
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth) is the worst?
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
357. What would you want a season pass to?
358. Would you tell someone you loved them if they didn't say it first?
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
360. What can you talk about for hours?
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
362. Do you believe in magic?
363. Are you a fan of Zelda games?
364. What old movie would you go see if they re-released it in the movie theaters?
365. Are the members of Aerosmith gods?
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
368. Are you a whiner?
369. Is casual sex okay?
370. Doesn't birth control ruin sex?
371. Have you ever worn a household object?
372. Do you live in New York?
373. Are you intelligent without being pretentious?
374. If you ARE pretentious, are you comfortable enough with yourself that you are good-natured when people laugh at you?
375. Do you believe in the phrase "fuck political correctness"?
376. Are you quick-witted?
377. Do you take things too seriously?
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
380. Are you uptight?
381. Are you so not-uptight that you do stupid risky things?
382. Could you hold anyone's interest in a conversation for more than 5 minutes?
383. Are you self-conscious?
384. Do you enjoy everything from clubs to museums to movies to ice skating... as long as you're doing SOMETHING?
385. Do you care about the world without getting weepy?
386. Are you completely stoic?
387. Do you find obnoxious, emotional, open-minded, strong-willed, directionless, artistic, ex-gothic, crazy, blonde girls fun and interesting?
388. Do you require your friends to act the same way all the time, or do you accept their moods and changes?
389. Do you know why the caged bird sings?
390. Are you quick to judge others?
391. What is the worst fault another person can have?
392. Do you have it?
393. Some say love is a river. What do you say love is and why?
394. Do you consider shirts with only one sleeve to be unfinished?
395. Have you ever tanned in a booth (that is so bad for you!!!)?
396. When you have a fight with someone, do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
397. Were you born the way you are, or did you get this way because of your experiences and surroundings?
398. Have you ever had alcohol poisoning?
399. Name some things you like:
400. Name some things you don't like:
401. Is high school really made up of the best years of your life?
402. What is your happiest memory?
403. Do you ever feel out of place in this world?
404. Are you on drugs ever?
405. Do preps, goths, punks, freaks, etc. actually exist... or are these just labels we use to categorize people?
406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
407. Is it good to have pride in your own race, or does that separate people from each other because it makes you think of everyone else as outsiders?
408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
409. Are cats here to take over the planet in disguise?
410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their journal / email?
411. If you had to choose, what one teacher would you be friends with and hang out with after class?
412. Are you boring or really exciting?
413. What's the coolest / bravest / most daring thing you have ever done?
414. Who hates you?
415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat, what would you want?
416. What makes a real man?
415. What is the difference between girl / chick / babe / woman / lady?
416. What kids' TV show is the best?
417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
418. What's the best screen name you ever saw?
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
420. What is the significance of the number 420 and smoking pot?
421. If you could teach a class in anything, what would you teach?
422. If you had kids, how would you treat them differently from the way your parents treat you?
423. Which was coolest.. 60's, 70's, or 80's fashion?
424. What is the worst pick-up line ever used on you?
425. If you could decorate your room any way you wanted, how would you do it?
426. Would you rather have a keyboard or a record player?
427. How easily do you make friends?
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
429. Why does this journal site run so damn slow?
430. Do you care about your weight?
431. What is the most boring thing you could be doing?
432. Are you on a mission?
433. What one thing would you change about your school if you could?
434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
435. Are you artistic and creative?
How do you know?
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
437. What are you obsessed with?
438. What is the worst hairstyle ever?
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
441. Who needs to get over themselves?
442. Does a prenuptial agreement take the romance and trust out of marriage?
443. I'm falling asleep. Are you?
444. What pisses you off?
445. What's wrong with the world?
446. What are you doing to change it?
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
448. If it were legal, would you ever own a human slave (race unimportant)?
449. How can you break out of this holding pattern and enjoy life to the fullest?
450. What is one simple thing that really makes you happy?
451. Do you work out?
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor, or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
453. If you ever have a baby, what might you want to name it?
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between INXS / Poison / Blondie / Moby, which would you choose and why?
455. Are you a good cook?
456. What do guys look for in a girl, or if you are a girl, what do you think they look for?
457. What do girls look for in a guy, or if you are a guy, what do you think they look for?
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable, or loyal and routine?
459. If someone offered you stardom... but they would pick your outfits, and write your songs and write your speeches, and make up "facts" about you (like favorite color, etc.)... would you agree to do it?
460. What's the best way to lose weight?
461. Do you have street smarts?
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
463. Are you a nomad soul? Not really... I just like to stay in one place.
464. Name three things that are unexplainable and try and explain them.
465. Would you ever be on a talk show? If yes, what would the show's theme be?
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
468. Does the taste of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes bring out the tiger in you?
469. Are you a demon?
470. And if you were, would you tell me?
471. What is one interesting thing you know?
472. Do you talk to yourself?
Do you talk to your pets?
473. Do you believe that mankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
474. Are you afraid to get dirty?
475. How does one "live life to the fullest"?
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels, or half a trunk full of dimes?
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
479. Are you in good health?
480. Are you patriotic?
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheelchairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
484. To remove a tattoo, a physician can place a small balloon under the skin which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
489. In Grimm's original fairytale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gun powder instead.
496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
500. There are 86,401 seconds in a day.
Fact or Crap is over.
501. If you could rename yourself, what would your new name be?
502. What is your glam name (your screen name plus your street name)?
503. What makes someone cool vs. not cool?
504. What is your favorite song from the 70's (think the Eagles, Elton John, early punk, early Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, disco, glam, or whatever you want)?
505. Are you uncommonly attractive and vivacious?
506. How could you strengthen yourself?
507. Have you ever lost touch with someone you should call?
508. Deep in thought, do you forgive everyone?
509. What's the difference between old school and new school:
punk?
goth?
hip hop?
In all 3 cases, which is better?
510. What do you have faith in?
511. Are you my friend?
512. What (not who) do you care about?
513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
515. Do you want to change the world? If you don't, who will?
516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
517. Has anyone ever led you on?
518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
521. Where have all the cowboys gone?
522. How often do you get jealous?
523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't?
524. Do you do any soul searching?
525. Do you even have a soul?
526. If you made friends with someone older and slightly insane who took you to clubs and whatnot, would that be fun?
527. Are you a slave to love?
528. Is love the drug?
529. Does anyone understand you?
530. Do you even understand yourself?
531. Are you a mad scientist?
532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
533. What are some ideas that you live by?
534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
535. Are you delicate or tough?
536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
538. What makes someone lame?
539. What words did you and your friends make up, and what do they mean?
540. What do adults do that you will never do?
541. Forever young... do you want to be forever young?
542. Do you really want to live forever?
543. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
544. Do you experience powerful emotions?
545. Who is your favorite artist?
546. What would you like to protest against?
547. What or who do you support?
548. If you got pregnant tomorrow, would you have an abortion?
549. Do you like picking out greeting cards, or would you rather write your own?
550. Are you mysterious?
551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
552. What makes you want to become friends with a person?
553. Why are you so confused?
554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it / them?
555. Don't you just love the new Weezer video with the Muppets (fishing)?
556. What do you need advice about?
557. Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
558. What does love really feel like?
559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
560. What is your least favorite body part?
561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
563. What is your worst trait?
564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
565. What should I watch: King of the Hill, Frasier, or the Twilight Zone?
566. What really inspires you?
Who really inspires you?
567. Have you met your soul mate?
568. Is every day a special occasion?
569. Whose voice would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
570. Would you be more likely to check out Roxy Music, the Magnetic Fields, or Kraftwerk?
571. Does that "if I had a million dollars" song make you want to break your TV?
572. Have you ever lost your religion?
573. Do you want to share a life with someone?
574. Where ARE the wild things?
575. Would you ever adopt a foster child?
576. If I had a party, would you come?
577. Are you anti-social? Why don't you look on everyone new as a potential friend?
576. Want to play tea-party?
577. What impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream? You should try it sometime.
580. Have you ever laid out under the night stars or taken long solitary night walks?
581. Is there more to you than anyone knows? Probably.
582. Can you make tonight the night you break free and start to live?
583. Would you rather watch life on TV, or LIVE it?
584. What keeps you chained down?
585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
586. Do you celebrate yourself?
587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
588. Why is my computer making a crazy sound like it has a heartbeat?
589. Do you know how crazy it's driving me trying to remember what I've asked already and not repeat it?
590. What's your favorite one hit wonder?
591. Do you like emotional or bubble gum songs?
592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
594. What do you do with your friends besides hang out, shop, talk on the phone, go to clubs, go to restaurants, etc.?
595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone?
597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
599. Does Old Navy scare you?
600. What movie sequels do you hate?
601. Do you have a lust for life?
602. How could you get more out of life?
603. Would you want to learn to:
convert to Buddhism?
cure a hangover?
lie persuasively?
604. What character from Saved By The Bell is most like you?
605. More crumpets, Mr. Bear?
606. What's on your calendar for this weekend?
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
609. What is your idea of a great party?
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow, and why?
611. What movie sequels do you like?
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
613. Was that last question on here already?
614. What will you never run out of?
615. Can you make someone love you?
If you could, would you?
616. Are you as sleepy as I am right now?
617. What's the coolest music video ever?
618. Is every day silent and gray like Sunday?
619. Are the Sisters of Mercy really sisters?
620. Do you think it hurts more to be blown off and not called back by a friend, or for a friend to blatantly address a character flaw?
621. Is tonight the night?
622. Kick out the gloom
Kick out the blues
Tear out the pages with all the bad news
Pull down the mirrors and pull down the walls
Tear up the stairs and tear up the floors
Oh, just burn down the house!
Burn down the street!
Turn everything red and the beat is complete
With the sound of your world
Going up in the fire
It's a perfect day to throw back your head
And kiss it all goodbye!
It's a perfect day for dreams come true
For thinking big
And doing anything you want to do
Let's get happy!
Got it?
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
626. What qualities would you most like to have in a friend?
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
628. Are you lonely?
629. What's going on?
630. Have you ever threatened to set a teacher's tie on fire? HAHAHAHA, no.
631. What sense would you lose if you had to give up one of the five?
632. How imaginative are you?
633. Sheryl Crow... deluxe or sucks?
634. If you took this survey, did you tell me so I could read it?
635. Are you tense or laid back?
636. Does your happiness depend on someone else, and if yes... is that good or bad?
637. Did I ask that already?
638. What exactly is a lobstertrician?
639. Are you diplomatic?
640. Does Vanilla Coke suck?
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
642. What is the most important manner to have?
643. Cypress Hill or Insane Clown Posse?
644. Do you ever watch the Spanish channel?
645. Are you a born loser / winner?
646. Are your pets psychic?
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
649. Have you been to a museum this year? What one? Did you like it?
650. What is it about porn? Why don't people just get someone real?
651. Do you think that people should serve in the army, navy, or air force for four years (at least) before they are allowed to vote (to make them take voting more seriously)?
652. If you had to do that to vote, would you?
Would you rather join the army, navy, or air force?
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Why do you think that is?
654. If they do give you weird looks, is it because they think you look so freaky that you scare them? Or is it because they think you look like a poser? (Hint: If the person giving you the weird look is between 25 and 35, they probably think you're a poser because back in the day they did much freakier things)
655. Do you care for stray animals?
656. Do you try to make something of yourself?
What?
657. Are you ambidextrous?
658. What do you say after someone sneezes?
659. If you could go away for two days over Halloween (road trip with friends!), where would you go?
660. Why is my cat meowing?
661. Are you a guy or a girl?
How do you feel about the male-dominated society that we live in?
662. Did you know that we sit in rows in school because boys learn better that way (girls learn better in a circle.. but we don't sit in a circle)?
How does that make you feel?
663. What words offend you?
664. They're just words! Can't you get over it?
665. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them?
A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Garfield Halloween
The Secret of Nimh
The Last Unicorn
Watership Down
As The Wind Blows
Grave of the Fireflies
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Spirit (the horse movie)
The Black Cauldron
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
666. Are you a grouchkateer?
And does this number bother you?
667. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Which ones?
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
669. Which are better, the old Star Wars movies or the new ones?
670. If you scream in outer space, does it make a sound?
671. Aren't one-word answers to survey questions boring?
How are people going to learn about you that way?
672. What would be the perfect gift from your boyfriend / girlfriend or crush?
673. If you could take over someone's body for a day so that you could make them say and do anything and everyone would think it was them, who would it be and what would you make them do?
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, or movie theatre?:
675. What were your kid parties like?
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, or concert?
677. What are / were your 15-16 year old parties like?
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club / pool hall, or college party?
679. If you are 18, what was your party like?
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, Chuck E. Cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleepover, movie theatre, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club / pool hall, college party, bar, or Atlantic City / Las Vegas trip?
681. What's love but a second-hand emotion?
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
683. Why a duck? Why no chicken?
684. What is your favorite smell?
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = haha, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny and offensive):
people falling
rape jokes
sarcastic comments
blonde jokes
dirty jokes
God / religion jokes
long-ass jokes
death jokes
pain / sickness jokes
animals doing cute stuff
bodily functions
knock knock jokes
ethnic jokes
pun on words jokes
ironic situations
685. Give this joke a rating (same as above):
Adam and Eve stood before God as he handed out gifts that they would pass on to men and woman. To men, God gave strength; to women, intelligence; to men, he gave logic; to woman, intuition. This went on as he continued to empty his sack full of gifts until finally God said, "I have only 2 gifts left. One for each of you. The first is the ability to pee standing up. Who wants it?" "Me!" cried Adam!! "Me! Me!" And God said, "Eve, are you okay with this?" Eve was cool as a cucumber. "He can have it," she said. "Okay," said God. "That means the last gift is for you, Eve. Let's see...... all I have left is the ability to have multiple orgasms..."
686. Do you think the above joke is sexist? If yes, is it sexist against men or women? Why?
687. What should someone never say to you / call you if they want to remain on your good side?
688. If you saw Trainspotting, did you want to do drugs afterwards?
If you saw Cruel Intentions, did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
If you saw Fight Club, did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
If you saw The Craft, did you want to become Wiccan / pagan / a magic user afterwards?
If you saw The Vampire Lestat, did you want to be a vampire / goth afterwards?
If you saw SLC Punk, did you want to be punk afterwards?
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
690. What is more natural.. wearing clothes or being naked?
691. Are there certain roles that woman play in society, or can they basically do whatever they want?
692. Are there "rules" in your neighborhood? What are they?
693. What season do you wish it was all year round?
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly, or any other insect?
Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're a girl) or a girl (if you're a guy) who wanted to take you on a date / hang out romantically thing to the park to feed the birds, and look at the turtles and fish in the water?
696. Is rubber ducky the one?
697. Do you use public:
pools?
bathrooms?
showers?
698. When is the world going to end?
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
Did you know that there is a meteor headed towards earth that will impact in 17 years?
700. If you could be famous for inventing one thing, what would it be?
701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
702. Have you ever wished that an angel / demon / alien / spirit / ghost would take you away from all this?
703. Chicken Marsala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan, or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
704. If you were alone in your friend's house / room / apartment, would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
705. What would you really like to do, but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
706. You and your boyfriend / girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer. One day, she / he wants to go to a strip club with his / her friends to hang out. It's guys / girls night out, and you aren't invited. Do you get pissed?
707. Regular cake or ice cream cake?
708. With its rear-facing and infrared cameras, car collision warning sensors, and thumbprint identification pad, Volvo's futuristic Safety Concept car (SCC) is a car George Jetson would love. They are marketing it as the safest car ever.
How much do you think it is worth?
How much would you actually pay for it?
Does it shock you that the price tag is ten million dollars?
709. What feature would you add to the safest car in the world?
710. Does poetry speak to you?
711. What's the best thing about 7-11?
712. When you say _____ is the BEST band... do you mean that they are super talented and actually make better quality music than anyone else, or that their music speaks to you personally?
713. There are ten things you aren't allowed to say in America even though they (we) have free speech. Can you name any of them?
I'll give you a hint: One of the ten things you aren't allowed to say is "I'm going to k i l l the pres."
There are 9 left. Go.
714. We are a pair, one white on the inside, one black on the inside. We make things tasty.. what are we?
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for "what is black and white and red all over"?
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over? Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
717. SxE?
718. It's Daddy's birthday.. what do you get him?
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
720. Are teachers real people with hobbies, interests, friends, and a life?
721. How many of your teachers can / could you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
722. Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
723. Write a question and answer it here.
724. Metal, Rap, or Rap-Metal?
725. Are you going to see Blue Crush (that surfing movie)?
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
727. Do you like truffles?
How about Turkish Delight?
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
730. Would you think a black furry shower curtain is neat?
731. Leopard or plaid?
732. What would you consider ordinary?
733. What is out of the ordinary?
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
736. What does "swallow my cancer" mean, anyway?
737. How do heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
738. Are you more of a drama princess or a tortured soul?
739. If you have 2 close friends and a boyfriend / girlfriend, is that enough?
740. How do you like your eggs?
741. Gin Blossoms..?
742. Would you get angry if you and your girlfriend / boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together, and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
744. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared, leaving you wondering: "Where are they now"?
745. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle, and thrown it into a river / lake / ocean?
If you haven't, would you want to?
If you ever did, what would you write?
746. Did anyone who watches the Powerpuff Girls ever notice that Mojo Jojo's name is actually Mo Jo Jo Jo?
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
749. If you took over the world, what special benefits would your cabinet members and advisors (friends) get?
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
751. Do you panic over tests?
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
753. When Jesus saves souls, does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
754. What resolutions would you make if it were New Year's?
755. Why wait?
756. Is time on your side or against you?
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
758. What's the secret to a good life?
759. Which one of these would you be more likely to listen to if you heard them on the radio? Rancid's Time Bomb, Oingo Boingo's Dead Man's Party, A-ha's The Sun Always Shines on TV, Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, or Collective Soul's Run?
760. That stupid Mini-Me Jaguar is up to $23,999.00. Someone actually bid that much money for it. Aren't people unbelievable?
761. What is the sum of fifteen and twelve?
762. What is the quotient of eight and two?
763. What sentence have you heard lately that would sound pretty odd out of context?
763. Do you need to be famous to be happy?
764. Have emotions lost their usefulness?
765. How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
766. Hey! Does anyone like that movie Labyrinth with David Bowie?
He was in Zoolander too.
767. What do you think is the biggest sign of our times besides computers and cell phones?
768. Def Leppard or Guns n' Roses?
769. Can people who are less than beautiful have a hit song in your opinion?
770. Do you like reggae?
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
773. I don't think I've told you this, but Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life... After reading that, I have tried to stop yawning. Do you yawn?
774. What makes someone "crazy" or "sane"?
775. Who are the most cutting-edge artists / musicians / poets / writers you can think of that just inspire you to step out of your too-tight skin?
776. Did anything significant happen in 1776?
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles, when do you make wishes?
778. Are you self-sufficient?
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
780. How young is too young for s-e-x?
781. Do you wear your heart on your sleeve?
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger or upset?
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
785. What's the silliest vegetable?
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
787. Are you snazzy?
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
789. Jazz, Blues, or Swing?
790. Gold or silver jewelry?
791. Do you want your kids to be just like you?
792. You have to stay in your room for a week alone (meals will be brought to the door). What do you do in there all week?
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
794. Do old people deserve respect?
795. Do you listen when they talk?
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer "yes" to?
798. Is there more to this world than we can see?
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Gandhi or Jesus or Einstein?
800. Are you sarcastic?
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