Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Musician dreams, typos in Fellowship emails, quizzes on soup / poison / punk and more!

I dreamed of Subway, Janis Joplin, playing really high notes on the violin, Jimi Hendrix, and going around a mall on crutches. Not sure what that says about me...

I've just gone through my Fellowship-related email, and have spotted grammar errors in all three that are probably from typing too fast: "I would mean a lot to her," "please don't [name] know," and "we will recognized [something]" ... o_O I love Rich as a brother (indeed he is one), but for goodness sakes! (Lesley, too... but not so much... I'm bad, heh) I know I can be anal sometimes, but at least I know what these people are like in real life, so no snap judgements here. :D

Time to have some cream of vegetable soup... yummy stuff. :D


Ooh, Dylan just sent us an email about the Fellowship bowling night: he indeed did change the time to a much more reasonable hour... 7:30 on March 24. I'm still not sure I'll go, however... the last time we all went in 2002, I think I spent the time looking at Helen K.'s wedding pictures. So I'll see on that one... *shrug*


Note: I did the OK Cupid @$$holic Test, and the LJ Nerd test.









Good Bible Knowledge
You scored 70 variable 1!
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Internet test junkie
You scored 5 variable 1!
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Decent
You scored 60 Rock Knowledge!
You did alright. You, like most people, probably get your emo / screamo / punk mixed up. Not that I'm forgiving you, but you could be a lot worse. You've earned a bronze star.







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Study Harder
You scored 54% Knowledgeable!
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You scored higher than 33% on Knowledgeable
Link: The Art and Literature Test written by OperaStar84 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










Apathetic Heart
You scored 60 sorrow, 40 vengeance, 40 forgetfulness, and 53 reason!
"There is nothing left to feel."

SORROW: Shows how much and how deeply a broken heart hurts you, how likely you are to drop into feelings of depression and apathy, and generally how much emotional problems the whole thing causes you. A high score here means you are under a lot of stress in such situations. A low score may either mean that your emotions don't cause that much trouble, or that you are very good at suppressing them.

VENGEANCE: Shows your anger and tendencies to get revenge. A high score here means trouble in most cases. A low score means you are able to live and let live.

FORGETFULNESS: Shows your ability to forget (or to force yourself to forget) certain aspects of the situation. A high score here means you can move on more quickly, but can also mean that you are suppressing your emotions in some cases. A low score here means you tend to dwell on the past a lot.

REASON: Shows your ability to overcome the emotional thunderstorm with clear thoughts and cool head. A high score here means you can control the situation better, but again, may mean suppressing emotions. A low score here means that once your emotions break out, it is likely for them to cloud your judgement and sense of reason.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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Link: The Heartbroken Test written by vegos82 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their "civilian" programs.





- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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You scored higher than 78% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test











Risk:
80% NUCLEAR
40% BIOLOGICAL
52% CONVENTIONAL

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.




Some quick advice follows:

TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
- Avoid extremely large sporting events
- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities

TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
- Avoid buses and subways
- Avoid suspicious people
- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
- Avoid exploding bombs

TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
- Avoid drinking tap water

This test sponsored by Dasani.







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










Poison Percentage - 68% = Arsenic, 60% = Mercury, 57% = Strychnine, 70% = Nitric Acid.

!Congratulations on becoming aware of your toxicity!


Here are the descriptions for you to drool on for a time.....

++++ARSENIC++++ - As elements go, you have the kick of an underfed and overworked donkey.
First used in Persia, and named from the Persian language, you were used happily by people trying to kill each other for the odd goat or country. Much for the latter is how you aquired the nickname "Poison of Kings and the King of Poisons." How sweet.
You have an underlying need to stick up for yourself, and are quite willing to go to the end on some things of importance. Bearing in mind that the last cheese or ham sandwich is not a means for exacting world crushing revenge on thine enemy and so forth.
On one of your more testing and recent moments in posionous history, you have currently killed over 57 million people in Bangladesh. You continue to do so as you weave your way around the water system there.
You have been used in medicines, pesticides, as a skin cream enhancer, insecticide, a treatment for wood, and most recently have been given the thumbs up to be used as a cancer treatment. Patients with acute promyelocytic leukemia will be treated with a compound made from you called Arsenic trioxide. See. You're not all bad.
Though if poisoned by you, people can expect violent stomach pains, delirium, and vomiting. And you don't scrimp on the element of suprise either. To start with, you give people a slight headache, followed by lightheadedness, which, if the person isn't too worried and forgoes the doctor, will result in their death after a period of suffering. And you look so innocent!

++++MERCURY++++ - Did you know that you were first found in Egyptian tombs? Fascinating really. And before long, you started a fad called "Carroting," in which people used you to make felt hats. Funny thing is though, I don't think you were too partial to it. You poisoned many of the hatters when they used you.
You may seem like one of the less likely to maim, and it may have said so in your yearbook, but let's be frank about things. You like to take the sly and drawn approach, knowing that your intended victim will suffer just a little touch more due to the length of time you take over things. And people should watch out if they ever try to slide under your shoes: they may just release a drop or two of sweat from you, and Mercury salts and vapors aren't at all pleasant to deal with.
You've been used in Dentistry, medicine, and the making of felt hats. No wonder you were the element that started the phrase "Mad as a hatter." After all, that's what happened to the felt hatters after touching you. The symptoms of poisoning by your good self include tremors, emotional lability, insomnia, dementia, and hallucinations. What fun!

++++STRYCHNINE++++ - My dear lethal alkaloid friend. Used as a pesticide, but you are more like a field of razor-encrusted lemons. Bitter, sharp, and more potent than swimming in meths. You have quite the exalted image surrounding you, in that with just 0.2mg of you, whether inhaled, absorbed through the eyes or mouth, or ingested (to which the latter is highly unlikely, you taste revolting), it is possible for a human being of sound health to keel over and die.
You work your way towards the spinal cord like a beast unleashed until you settle inside it happily, and swim to the brain to start your destructive path of RAH! In 10-20 minutes, the poor fellow starts to do the strychnine shuffle as muscles begin to contort from the head down, and before they know it, they are bending strangely as their backbone continues to arch like an overzealous gymnast. Finally death comes in the way of either exhaustion, pure and simple (after all, who can dance like that for so long without being worn out?), or from asphyxiation, due to you crawling around and turning off the breathing switch from the brain.
You really are quite a piece of work, and others know this too. Either at their cost, or their gain, people who know you know not to cross you. But when allowed into your world, they begin to understand and fit around to your ideals. You're a great friend, but a lethal enemy. You're so special!

++++NITRIC ACID++++ - Do you like fire? Because you sure do like to burn! You are the acid from hell, sent back to exact revenge on the less fortunate and less well equipped in life.
Used for explosives and fertilizers, you excel at combustion... even the common charcoal pencil is your best friend when you feel the need to lash out, making you a very popular but spontainious and somewhat explosive companion.
People around you prefer the air to be as dry as a nun's gusset, but give a small bit of moisture and Wham, there ya go, setting off a choking gas that consumes everyone in your path. When it's really damp, you like nothing better than hopping in to rain droplets and mingling around to form acid rain.
Corrosive to the max, the health effects you have are something else! Inhalation causes breathing difficulties and leads to pneumonia and pulmonary edema, which may be fatal. Ingesting, well, let's just say a hot mouth might not be so appealing anymore. The skin and eyes melt to your touch. The list goes on.
Chances are people usually take two steps back before taking one step forward with you, but if they got to know you, and how to handle your delicate state, you may just prove to be one of the best out there!


!Thanks everyone, for taking the time out to have some fun and learn about yourselves in a silly, fun way!







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Link: The What Kind Of Poison Are You Test written by fudgenutbutter on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test










Linux
Congratulations! You scored 61%!
You're cool and you know it. You've never felt you really fit in with society, and that's A-OK with you. You've downloaded the latest patch to allow you to use iTunes on your Linux machine, and while you love Macs, you hold the secret of knowing that one day Linux will rule the world... and you will be GOD... ahh... err... You also like colorful things and used to be a Windows user, but you've seen the light. You're intelligent, a trend-setter, and oh-so-groovy.







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Ramones
This is where you belong in the annals of punk history!
You probably don't realize how cool you actually are. You set the trend by not setting one. You do what you want and are surprised when other people like doing it your way. You may be simple but that's just fine. Who cares, right? you'll go down in history as the stuff of legends, though you have no idea why; as far as you knew, you were just some stupid person having some fun, right?







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The Violist
You scored 56 Artistic and 64 Assertive!
Sorry to say it, but you are the violist of the group. Seriously, you are the glue that holds this crazy world of string players together. You don't get too involved in music, and are pretty tolerant about the rest of the musicians, so everyone likes you, and teases you. Kind of like Blondes.







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