Weird song / movie titles... and a new spelling-related icon!

While looking up weird movie titles, I stumbled upon The Rue Mortuary. I also saw someone using this icon, which I promptly Photobucketed for my own use.



Might be a bit on the blasphemous side, if your definition of "blasphemy" is extreme. But I'm fine with it... it's a cool icon to use against the people in this world who would perpetrate bad spelling, like this Angela character at a message board I frequent. ;)

Star Wars Christmas album... thanks, Ruben!


Here are some weird song titles I came across today in my never-ending search for quirkiness. Enjoy! I'm sure there are way more... this is just a selection. ;)

Ray Stevens, Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills
10cc, Life Is A Minestrone
Pungent Stench, In Search Of The Perfect Torture
Todd Rundgren, A Treatise on Cosmic Fire
Adam Ant, Crackpot History and the Right to Lie
Britney Spears, From the Bottom of my Broken Heart (only weird if you're at a wedding banquet... yes, this actually happened! hahaha!)
Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir and Chorale, What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)
Splodgenessabounds, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please
Timebox, Baked Jam Roll In My Eye
Peter Sarstedt, Many-Coloured, Semi-Precious Plastic Easter Eggs
Slag Boom Van Loon, Fallen Angels Entering Pandemonium
Gong, Squeezing Sponges Over Policemen's Heads
Pink Floyd, Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave and Grooving With a Pict
Roger Waters, Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert
Porcupine Tree, Baby Dream in Cellophane
Porcupine Tree, Last Chance To Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled
Mary's Danish, These are All the Shapes Nevada Could Have Been
They Might Be Giants, I Am A Grocery Bag
LCD Soundsystem, Daft Punk is Playing At My House
Lazyboy, Underwear Go Inside the Pants (erm... I think that should be obvious... o_O)
Tom7: Based On Your Mario Kart Skills, I Won't Let You Drive My Car
Beck, MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
Caesar, Before My Head Explodes
George Strait, 80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper
Death in June: But, What Ends When The Symbols Shatter?
Six Feet Under, Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Blow Out The Stars, Turn Off The Moon
Guided By Voices, 158 Years of Beautiful Sex
Dana Lyons, Cows With Guns
Foo Fighters, For All The Cows
Jendza, I Made Love 2 A Corpse (I don't really wanna know... o_O)
Therion, Asphyxiate With Fear
Motörhead, Love Me Like A Reptile (how do we do that?!)
Ani DiFranco, Brief Bus Stop
Foo Fighters, Color Pictures Of A Marigold
China Crisis, Diary of a Hollow Horse
Wheatus, Love Is A Mutt From Hell
The Darkness, Love On The Rocks With No Ice
Number One Cup, Ice Melts Around My Battery
Mario Nascimbene, Aella Cuts off Eric's Hand (Aella Taglia la Mano Ad Eric)
Jeru the Damaja, Wrath of the Math
Leviathan, F**king Your Ghost in Chains of Ice


Frog Eyes:
The Fox Speaks to His Wife Who Is Not Quite Sure
Masticated Outboard Motors
I Like Dot Dot Dot
One in Six Children Will Flee in Boats
Sound Travels From Snow to the Dark
The Fence Feels Its Post
A Library Used to Be (Black Hole and Its Concentrated Edges)
Russian Berries But You're Quiet Tonight
Time Reveals Its Plan at Poisoned Falls
Time Destroys Its Plan at the Reactionary Table
Picture Framing the Gigantic Men Who Fought on Steam Boats
The Secret Map Flees From Plurality

Elf Power:
A Dream in Sound
Simon (The Bird With the Candy Bar Head)
Shadows in Vain
I Walked With the Zombie
100,000 Telescopes
Vainly Clutching at Phantom Limes
Arachnid Dungeon Attack

The Olivia Tremor Control:
Frosted Ambassador
No Growing (Exegesis)
Theme for a Very Delicious Grand Piano
A Peculiar Noise Called "Train Director"
Black Foliage (Itself)
Another Set Of Bees In The Museum

Major Organ and the Adding Machine:
Kissing Behind the Rubbery Grinder
Your Moonpie Eye
Moonpie Eye Sensation
Water Dripping on Bread Makes Bread Taste Not So Tasty
Abe Lincoln's Mustache
Powdered Abe Lincoln
Do the Moonpie Eye

The Flaming Lips:
Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles
The Train Runs Over The Camel, But Is Derailed By The Gnat
Oh, My Pregnant Head!
Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saved the World
They Punctured My Yolk
Talkin' Bout the Smilin' Deathporn Immortality Blues
The Spontaneous Combustion of John
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots

Morrissey, There's a Place in Hell for me and My Friends
the Smiths, Shoplifters of the World Unite
Pet Shop Boys, Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend
Cab Calloway, We the Cats Shall Hep Ya
They Might Be Giants, Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes
They Might Be Giants, Youth Culture Killed My Dog
Beautiful South: I Love You, But You're Boring
Beautiful South: I Hate You, But You're Interesting
The Young Fresh Fellows, Happy Death Theme
The Young Fresh Fellows, I Got My Mojo Working And I Thought You'd Like To Know
The Sundays, I Kicked A Boy
Charles Mingus, The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife are some Jive-Ass Slippers
Charles Mingus, All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother
Guided By Voices, Kicker Of Elves
Beck, Satan Gave Me A Taco
Sonic Youth, Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis
Sufjan Stevens, A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons
Sufjan Stevens, To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and it Involves Shoe String, a Lavender Garland, and Twelve Strong Women
Sufjan Stevens, They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhhh!!
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
All The Girls Look Prettier at Closing Time

C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range

Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs
Don't Do Anything 'Til I Hear From You
Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey You'll Only Strain Yourself
Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life.

Fido is a Hot Dog Now
For Better or Worse, But not for Long
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies


Get Out The Meatballs Mama. We're Coming To A Fork In The Road
Get your Biscuits in the Oven and your Buns in the bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Heaven's Just A Sin Away
Horses Don't Bet On People (And That's Why They Never Go Broke)
How Can I Miss You When You Won't go Away?
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life

I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
I Didn't Raise My Dog to be a Sausage
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
If I Can't Sell it, I'll Keep Sitting On It
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
If Money Talks, It Ain't On Speaking Terms With Me
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me You Would Have Married Somebody Else
If You Won't Leave Me Alone Ill Find Someone Who Will
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Heard the Voice of a Porkchop
I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love
I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
I'll Never Get Over You So Turn Off The Alarm It's Your Side Of The Bed
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life.
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
I'm Gonna Build Me a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink
I'm Looking for a Guy Who Plays Alto and Baritone and Doubles on Clarinet and Wears a Size 37 Suit

I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Still Too Young to Care
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
I'm the Guy that Paid the Rent for Mrs. Rip Van Winkle
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I've Got For Your Sister
In the Good Old Days when Times were Bad
I Ran Over My Dog in My Pickup at the Trainstation Comin' Back From My Mother's Funeral After I Got Out of Jail, In the Rain

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Thought the Acropolis Was a Ruin Until I Saw You
It's Only The Hair On A Gooseberry (That Stops It From Being A Grape)
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got Elgin Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand hours)
I've got Ford Engine Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand miles)
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake, But I'll Go Chasin' Women
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
In the Footprints of Time, I'm Just a Heel

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna, But My Wisdom Tooth Says No
My Trousseau Just Lies On The Shelf Since My Lover’s Surfboard Came In By Itself
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Never Hit Your Grandma with a Shovel (Spike Jones)
Nitric Acid Rag
No Matter how young a Prune may be, it's Always full of Wrinkles
Noses Run In My Family
Not Tonight, I Have a Heartache
Now I lay Me Down To Cheat

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down...... But Baby, I Can See Through You


Pardon My Southern Movements, Miss Lou
Peekin' Through the Knothole In Grandma's Wooden Leg
Poison Ivories
Put On the Soup Ma, Dad's Rakin' the Back Yard With His False Teeth

Razzazza Mazzazza
Run to the Roundhouse, Sally, They Can't Corner You There

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft
She Made Toothpicks Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Was Bred in Old Kentucky, But She's Just a Crumb Out Here
She's Your Cook, But She Burns My Bread Sometimes
Since You Bought The Waterbed We've Slowly Drifted Apart
Snore Your Blues Away

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey And I'll Kiss You Between The Ears
Take Me To The Quarry And I'll Get A Little Bolder
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch
The Coat and Pants Do All Of The Work But It's The Vest That Gets The Gravy
The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me
The Pilot Light has Gone Out on Our Oven of Love
The Pint of No Return
The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House
There's no lights on the Christmas Tree Mama, they’re burning Big Louie tonight
These Boots Were Meant For Lickin'
Time Wounds All Heels

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
What Kind of a Noise Annoys an Oyster?
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
When It's Night Time in Italy It's Wednesday Over Here
When It's Oyster Picking Time in Chattanooga I'll Muscle In On You
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
When We Were Down to Nothin' (Nothin' Sure Looked Good on You)
When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In ...
When Your Phone Don't Ring It'll Be Me
While She's Raisin' Cane In Texas, I'm Pullin' Weeds In Tennessee.
Whoop! Whoop!! Whoop!!! Make a Noise Like a Hoop and Roll Away
Who Put All My Ex's in Texas?
Would A Manx Cat Wag Its Tail If It Had One?

Yes, We Have No Bananas
Yes, We Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
You Called Her Up, Now You Call Her Off
You Can Lead a Horticulture, But You Cain't Make 'er Think
You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses, and the Pig got up and Slowly Walked Away)
You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
You Can't Get Many Pimples On A Pound Of Pickled Pork
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right
You May Put Me In Prison, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breakin' Out
You Put Me on My Feet (When You Took Her Off My Hands)
You Stole My Wife, You Horse Thief
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Your Wife's Been Cheatin' On Us Again


WEIRD MOVIE TITLES

Look 'em up on IMDB yerselves. :P Seems horror movies have the weirdest titles ever, haha.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park
The Gore Gore Girls (makes me think of GWAR and Gor-Gor :P)
Wham, Bam, Thank You Spaceman
Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh
Teenage Catgirls In Heat
Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator
Weasels Rip My Flesh
Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula in 8 Legs to Love You
Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction
What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing On Jennifer's Body?
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Porno Holocaust
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
The Bloodsucker Leads The Dance
Gay Niggers from Outer Space
Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
Entrails Of A Virgin
Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars
Attack of the C**kface Killer
Curse of the Queerwolf
Killer Condom
Night of the Lepus
The Car That Ate Paris
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Horror Of The Hungry Humongous Hungan
Fertilize The Blaspheming Bombshell
Space Zombie Bingo
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
The Washing Machine
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Hellraiser: Deader
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine
Orgasm Torture in Satan's Rape Clinic
Geek Maggot Bingo
Demented Death Farm Massacre
Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin
Invasion of the Space Preachers
Sex, Chocolate, and Zombie Republicans
Death Is A Woman
Area Scatterer
Accidental Discharge
Elastic Limit
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
Incredible Feats of Chinese
Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare
The Apple Dumpling Gang
Water Drops On Burning Rocks
Your Mother Wears Combat Boots
Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
Earth Girls Are Easy
Queer Fish That Swim in the Sea
The Night We Called It A Day
The Day of the Triffids
Cop Shop Babes
Dogs: The Rise and Fall of an All Girl Bookie Joint
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom
Long Island Cannibal Massacre
Cannibal Rollerbabes
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Jane White is Sick and Twisted
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song
Shadow Zone: My Teacher Ate My Homework
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
My Left Eye Sees Ghosts
The Hills Have Eyes
Pterodactyl Woman from Beverly Hills
Blood and Donuts
Blood Creature / Werewolf in a Girls Dormitory
Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
A Wopbobaloobop a Lopbamboom
Koyaanisqatsi
Naqoyqatsi
Powaqqatsi
RRRrrr!!!
Fear Of A Punk Planet
Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control
Joe Bob Briggs Presents: Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
The First $20 Million is Always the Hardest