BS Job Title Generator, Heptadecagram's Random Questions Meme, Nerd / Geek / Dork Test

Arguing with my brother via email is SO much fun... not. :P

At least I hope there will be no more stupid "zombie walk" posts after this weekend. Bleh. Scrolling past them is all I ever do, haha. Although it DOES remind me of a Halloween 2001 picture that Corey sent once... apparently, his ex Rachael thought he looked much better with brown eyes instead of yellow ones. :P




According to the BS Job Title Generator, I am a Dynamic Strategy Specialist. Sounds good to me. :P


Modified from this site.

I'll use the last 20 or so people mentioned in here.

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What four adjectives best describe Chris Sykes?

Annoying, perverted, persistent, and naive.

Where did Carol leave the remote?

Probably in the computer room somewhere.

Can Jim become invisible at will?

I'm sure he wishes he could... just like I wish the same thing!

What would your life be like if you had never met Palmer?

Definitely lacking in silliness and hugs.

Of Charlotte, Richard, and Jon, which one is most similar to Jeremy?

Probably Jon, no questions asked. :P

Who would make a better window-washer, Eunice or Paul McMahon?

Eunice, of course. :D

It's all Corey's fault, isn't it?

While there are some things I could blame on him, this week would not be one of them! So no, it is not ALL his fault... in fact, he tried to make me feel better!

Can Dawn do a headstand?

Maybe when she was a kid... I don't know about now....

What's the biggest difference between Nick Krusek and Alli?

Nick's really into Tchaikovsky and classical music, and Alli is into weird "love lifestyles." Enough said. :P

What is Steph's favorite song?

Anything by Tina Turner or Kelly Clarkson.

Have you ever seen Vivian naked?

Of course not! That would be so wrong!

What is Eric H.'s favorite meal?

Korean BBQ!

How will Yazmine die?

I don't know, and I don't care to speculate. :P

What will Spoz be like in twenty years?

Hopefully he'll still like music enough to record lunatic remixes. ;)

What kind of person would you set up with Tim?

He already has the perfect mate in Maxine. :)

What happened the last time you and Jen were hanging out together?

Making sandwiches at Spanish Banks, and talking about smoking and such with Silvester and Sheena.

Why shouldn't Eric M. and Vanessa be a couple?

She already has a boyfriend: Patrick!

Who would make a better stuffed animal, Erin or my mom?

Definitely my mother. :P

Melissa: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?

Definitely a ninja.

What do you think of Sean's family?

They're very cool, and so awesome!

You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Tri-Lamb Material 56 % Nerd, 4% Geek, 52% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning / being smart / academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations / interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the title of: Tri-Lamb Material. The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you're realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't -- it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!? Congratulations!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on nerdiness You scored higher than 0% on geekosity You scored higher than 88% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid