WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY, MAN!
This thing just restarted. I'd JUST gotten comfortable in bed, man!
Facebook quizzes taken from Shelley:
Leslie took the how old will you be when you die? quiz and got the result: 20. You just came out of work when you got stabbed by a bum. He took your wallet and pissed on you. (SO NOT ACCURATE! You'd have to go back in time a few years for that!)
Leslie took the What date will you get married? quiz and got the result: Nov. 25, 2009. (Hey, that's my brother's birthday! Guess I better get cracking...)
Poo nugget for Wednesday, September 30: Doo You Know? - Be Sure to Wash Your Hands Thoroughly - Stool contains between 150 and 500 different types of bacteria in a concentration of 1012 bacteria per gram. Even in the rare instance of the residue-free Clean Sweep poo, there are sure to be a couple billion microscopic bacteria on the toilet paper. (not to mention the melange of microbes on the flush handle, the bathroom door, etc.) Some stooling conservatives have advocated for a change in nomenclature, arguing that the Clean Sweep lends a false sense of hygienic security. Regardless, be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before leaving the bathroom.
Facebook quizzes taken from Shelley:
Leslie took the how old will you be when you die? quiz and got the result: 20. You just came out of work when you got stabbed by a bum. He took your wallet and pissed on you. (SO NOT ACCURATE! You'd have to go back in time a few years for that!)
Leslie took the What date will you get married? quiz and got the result: Nov. 25, 2009. (Hey, that's my brother's birthday! Guess I better get cracking...)
Poo nugget for Wednesday, September 30: Doo You Know? - Be Sure to Wash Your Hands Thoroughly - Stool contains between 150 and 500 different types of bacteria in a concentration of 1012 bacteria per gram. Even in the rare instance of the residue-free Clean Sweep poo, there are sure to be a couple billion microscopic bacteria on the toilet paper. (not to mention the melange of microbes on the flush handle, the bathroom door, etc.) Some stooling conservatives have advocated for a change in nomenclature, arguing that the Clean Sweep lends a false sense of hygienic security. Regardless, be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before leaving the bathroom.
Labels: 2009, birthdays, death, facebook quizzes, jon, page-a-day, poo, restarts, shelley, vivian s., water
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